/brit/

>early threads
FOY

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Me and the lads

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alri

>>67932915
fuck off yank
>>67932934
fuck off leaf

nigger ass

Anime is for child molesters

to the aussie for girls names
Siobhán
Sinéad
Maebh
Gráinne
Aoife
Máire
Fiachra
x

>>67932949
fuck off leaf

going to clobber the next yank I see

*walks in*

>>67932975
how bout them patriots ay

>>67932984
>>67932992
geddim

>>67932992
*glasses you*

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>67932933
best post is first post.
>>67932960
fucking rare flags always are right

went to the beach alone today

>>67933016
newcunt, fuck off

>>67932975
>Aofie
>Pronounced Eefah
Cromwell didn't go far enough lads

going to rape the next woman i see

>>67932993
who are the patriots?

>>67933029
haven't been to the beach in years

>>67933029
howling and screeching at this

>>67933044
tawm brady

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>>67932975
>the Irish

>>67933044
Not you

>>67933047
me neither even though i live like 500 metres from one

Starving lads, should I go to the all night petrol station to buy some overpriced shit or wait an hour for tesco to open and buy some sausages?

>>67933034
>michael
>pronounced maikull
fucking disgrace

la li lu le lo la li lu le lo la li lu le lo

>>67933074
>Starving lads
the irish?

*fucks you*

>>67933047
>>67933070
still good by yourself, noticed there were a few normies in the water who looked to be by themselves

>>67933099
*cums*

>tfw you see one of your lads who was handsome as fuck, great charisma, and overall good guy
>tfw he looks like shit now and seems like hes in a rough place

Bit sad

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>>67933099
mmf~

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Leave the Patriots to me...

>>67933096

Not funny la, my ancestors all died in the potato famine

fucking hate the beach. the sand is hot and everywhere. my skin gets burnt unless i'm swimming in sunscreen and i don't even get a tan from it
and i have to see girls with chads everywhere

>>67933134
then how are you alive mick

>>67933136
screeching at this post

are you sure you're not english?

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>>67933030
>saying cunt as an american
shameful, you do belong here loyalist

irish scumbags

>couple of tomatoes go rotten
>billions of Irishmen die

>>67933136
you've got to build up a resistance/ don't go in the middle of the day you spaz

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*observes thread*

*scribbles something illegible on paper*

hmm

>>67933146
haven't been english for centuries laddy

Hello I'm Irish and my name is Shloearshedaeneash but it's pronounced Dave

>>67933136
>the sand is hot and everywhere
alri anakin skywalker

>>67933136
Irish descendent

>>67933180
what are you writing?

>>67933159
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CnfwznklOV

>>67933136

t. Bruce Skywalker

>>67933212

Could someone record this but replace pirate with nigger?

>>67933227
bit racist that

having a wank lads, i'm doing a poo

what the fuck lads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6FYx5bcLRM8

>>67933235

>/brit/ thread
>just two deanos and the rest jf

SCREECHING at the STATE of /brit/

poo

>>67933227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yiWO2a4nz1

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Leaves and Lards out

>>67933288
someone should put the irish flag under britains foot

>>67933288
poo peeland pls

>>67933303
t. bruce mcdonagh

>>67933265
carpenter brut - roller mobster
breaking bad season 1 episode 1

>>67933318
utter retard aren't you

*coughs*

>>67933265
what website is this

*poops my pants*

>>67933378
youtube. for videos and that

>>67932915
>my graphics card is now being listed as the "minimum" on new games
fuck sake

>>67933371
me behind the camera

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>>67933409
The times they are a changin'

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHWIhCUnfOE

>tfw no qt3.14 gf to chase my monsters away

my father's english is so bad, when we where in a pajeet store in Wales, people thought he was making fun of the clerk there
pretty funny from my perspective

>>67933409
>playing games
underageb&

>>67933431
me behind you

>not playing games
will literally be the new abnormie in a few years 2bh

>>67933371
worldie

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hmm...

>his head of government is mourning castro

My socks are smelly

>>67933460
Pretty comfy song desu. Never heard that before.

*pees my pants*

>>67933481
already is
even the biggest giganormies play videogames

>>67933506
to be fair at least our current head of government has reason to mourn him, and Canada has always been friendly with Cuba.

>>67933511
*Grabs your head*
*Rubs your nose in the urine*

>>67933529
yeah but they only play military shooters and sports games

never met anyone irl that played dwarf fort or a grand strategy game

not even EUIV

Imagine being an island nation but not having a single decent beach

And everyone is pasty and ugly

The fucking thought of it

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-25/fremantle-axes-australia-day-celebrations-changes-to-january-28/8057116
>The City of Fremantle has axed its Australia Day festivities in favour of a "culturally-inclusive alternative" celebration two days later.
>In a statement, it said the new event, called One Day, was "an opportunity for all Australians to come together and celebrate the multicultural diversity of our country".
Christ, expected this of Melbourne but Perth, thought they were just cashed up bogans still
Bit sad

>>67933549
If you're a girl:
*pees on all your clothes, making you strip naked*
Otherwise:
*Grabs your head, rubbing it on my cock*

>>67933557
so?
I bet most of the people calling themselves "abnormies" here basically only play similar casual shit.

>>67933581
mah laaaaaaand

>>67933578
there are plenty of nice beaches in the uk

get out of sunnyvale sometime ricky

ahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Brqo0vSNE

>>67933578
Absolutely dire. Even my city on the Great Lakes has nice beaches

>>67933574
balding fat neckbeard in one of my lectures would always play DF on his Thinkpad
I wanted to reach out to him so bad and tell him he was not alone.

>>67933578
I thought you were talking about Iceland
Until I read the "ugly" part

>>67933612
why would anyone ever be talking about iceland?

>>67933602
i actually dislike their look and errr... mannerisms more than what they're saying

>>67933617
Because of our immense global relevance

Iceland is the word on everybody's lips

fucking HATE the chicago poster

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>>67933602
Every day I pray to the Spaghetti Monster and Catelyn Jenner, Xirs only son, to deliver me from CIS sin

>>67933581
irritating but at least it stops the abbos whinging all the time

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which of you /brit/s made this thread
>>67933564
i'll have you know i'm very offended

>>67933636
never heard anyone mention iceland unless they were talking about bjork or sigur ros

>>67933581
We're doing the same with Columbus Day being phased out in favor of Indigenous People's Day

>>67933643
he's more smug than the Califag who used to spam for a bit.
makes me feel bad because I'm a laker too

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>>67933578
piss off leaf our beaches are GOAT

and not infested with scum tourists either

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What was the first meem you made or edited that you can remember?

Have there been any new racial epithets developed in the last few years?

she really has low steem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btqn3ZqE094

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>>67933664
Yanks are absolutely obsessed with our water, I tell you. OBSESSED

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>Ahaha Deano m8 you doing alright bud?? you just walked out right in the middle of the most EPIC game of Battlefield 1 bro, u sure you feeling ok mate. here drink some of this tap water, it'll make you feel better while I call me sis, she's a junior doctor and will get you sorted right with all sorts of choice pills bru

>>67933588
post moar

Good night
Sleep peacefully

>>67933744
night

vicks inhaler is orgasmic

Going to bed lads, good night

>>67933702
grimdark tripe

never touch the deano material again

/realaustralianhours/

>>67933744
G'night snow-poof

>>67933774
she really loves her eyes

what do people do in nightclubs

Fidel Castro eradicated extreme poverty, provided free education and health care. All this with the crushing weight of US imperialism

>>67933775
Doing a goodnight response

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>>67933798
good post

>>67933797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

>>67933797
dry hump to very unoriginal music

>>67933797
if my experience is the usual

>get lost
>wander round
>buy overly expensive drink
>go to smoking area
>have a fag
>give 12 fags away to a group of people
>have friends for 5 minutes
>go home

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>>67933811
>reformism

>>67933833
panic attack inducing

having a wank

Want a sweet?

>>67933868
>sweet
Lolly

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Explain this

>>67933883
elite truth bombs

Want a lolly?

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>>67933883
>mfw aussies call all sweets lollies
>mfw they call ice lollies icey pops

>>67933915
>icey pops
What poof-riddled city are you in? They're ice blocks

>>67933915
>not iceblocks

>>67933915
Yeah, they're iceblocks lad...

>>67933929
>What poof-riddled city are you in

Torquay

>>67933935

So like a golden gaytime is an ice block? Even a cornetto?

>>67933915
they're ice blocks, cuckburnian

>>67933846
we're living in a neo-liberal dictatorship lad

baby steps

>>67933952
Golden gaytimes and cornettos are usually called "golden gaytimes" and "cornettos"

>>67933952
Nah thats an ice cream on a stick mate

and in what universe is a cornetto on a stick

>>67933950
Also might call 'em icey poles tb.h

>>67933952
then it's ice cream u fuckin twat

>>67933952
>Torquay
Ah yes, Melbourne. That explains it

You must feel at home there you gay cunt

>>67933967
I thought Ice lollie was a pom/saffer thing

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reminder if you live in one half you cannot speak for the other half

>>67933992
he is a pom, and he's whinging about icey poles which is a victorian and vassal states thing

>>67933988
>>67933978
>>67933976
Just tryna assimilate cunts calm down.

>>67933991
Melbourne is like 2 hours away.

where are the brits itt

>>67934009
I'm not whinging I'm asking calm down, can already tell which poster this is it reeks of thin skin and lack of humour.

>>67933894
all these countries used to be ruled by a white aristocracy

>>67934014
Anglo's an anglo, cunt

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>Aussies will never (not at any point) eat pineapple lumps

>>67934010
all of victoria is melbourne

>>67934031
Fair enough, though I was in Melbourne for PAX and I gotta say even coming from a city in the UK I was not ready for that shit.

The concentration of blue hair, transvestites, androgynous things and people with placards protesting shit nobody cares about was ridiculously high.

>>67933974
if y'all had a 2nd amendment this wouldn't be happening

>>67934029
what an unappealing name

>>67933915
I agree theres a difference between lollies and sweets lad
>>67933929
>>67933935
>>67933950
only the choclate ice cream blocks are called iceblocks idiot

>>67934028
all i see are a bunch of upside down dingdongs like you and your new zealand sex slave

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>PAX

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wtf is the point of this even?
and that Amazon version too

need a taig gf

>>67934062
>only the choclate ice cream blocks are called iceblocks idiot


And they aren't on a stick. Still, called them block-ices or choc-ices where I'm from.

>>67934074
Mass surveillance and intelligence/data gathering.

>>67934052
>implying the democrats won't eventually repeal the 2nd amendment

>>67934051
yeah, it really is a faggy hellhole

>>67934074
expanding google's corporate interests my boy

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hey losers
wanna do a meetup

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this is an ice block

>>67934109
Hmmmmm
*does a think*
'No'

>>67934107
>>67934102
yea but why would anyone buy one? from what I've seen it's incredibly gimmicky and really does nothing.

>>67934105
Mate the republicans are 1 state legislature away from passing constitutional amendments. If they get it in 2018 they'll be able to root gun rights into the constitution so deeply, so effectively and with no hint of ambiguity or misinterpretation it will take the dems generations to get it back to what it is now let alone remove the 2nd amendment.

>>67934090
only little kids call them choc ices

don't be a little kid

All these ozposters here and there's this sad cunt who made a thread>>67932876
>>67934112
yeh

>>67934052
you dont even know what im taking about you moron

>>67934133
fair enough

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ANYONE HUNGRY

>>67934133
>implying they will even with a majority

i wish russia had won the cold war
https://www.instagram.com/p/_NZToTi6Cq/?taken-by=head_tranze

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post yfw you realise that you are a genetic failure

LMAO

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>>67934105
will never happen
>>67934149
butthurt leaf. too bad you weren't born a few miles south eh

would definitely fuck milo stewart 2bh

marinading me bollocks in mint sauce for christamas dindins

>>67934169
i thank the stars every day i wasnt born in your murderous shithole

Any free DNS/VPN/whatever that work for US Netflix?

>>67934175
you need to be tri gender

>>67934175
were you just on pol kek

>>67934184
why? americans are always whinging about how shitty their library is nowadays

Doin a cry

>>67934151
Absolutely disgusting. Look at how disgusting he is.

>>67934175
martha stewart?

>>67934160
this is their fault anyways

>>67934154
Trump's plans are like Reagan's in a way. They're meant for immediate satisfaction with little to no regard for the long term future. I reckon he'll bring enough jobs and instant money to the blue collar holdouts that voted Dem to take the last legislature and hold what he's got.

His repeal of environmental laws and bans on American energy alone, alongside his strict immigration policy will mean construction of shit like Keystone will happen very quickly and bring a lot of work to America, I think his first term will be a prosperous one, prosperous enough to take the legislature needed for constitutional amendments.

>>67934184
>free
guaranteed to be a botnet or something of the like
just buy one you stingy cunt, most are no more than $15/mth. A lot have free trials too.

yeah i was in /pol/, i think she posted it, just to get more views

doesn't netflix block VPNs now?

>>67934225
keystone is fuck all jobs retard

filtering mexico until this taco learns how to quote

>>67934226
>just buy one you stingy cunt, most are no more than $15/mth. A lot have free trials too.
I meant a free trial or something. Yeah, I did buy one or two but they didn't work. Just need one that is working right now.

what are some good shows on the 'flix lads

>>67934245
It blocks known commercial VPNs. A VPN could be even a private residential one that can't be blocked.

>>67934266
lovesick is underrated

>>67934247
Keystone was an obvious example. It's just the one-in-waiting that will begin immediately. The rest of American Energy will take a while to start creating jobs but they will. Also allllll that oil found in TX.

>>67934266
Been rewatching Peep Show recently 2bh

>>67934284
>formerly known as Scrotal Recall
better be a ballbusting related show m8
>>67934295
Yeah been meaning to watch the later seasons but last time I checked it only had the seasons I've already seen (1-4)

getting my daily dose of h3h3 and idubbz

>>67934325
XDD

xDDD

>>67934320
Not sure if Netflix NZ is different but they've got S1-8 atm

>>67934320
He finds out he has an STD and goes through his former lovers to alert them. Cute name but they probably thought it turned people off (I didn't check it out until it was renamed)

she either deserves to get raped by an n-word or kill herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B9YrPFjzL0

>>67934160
Never seen a woman pass for a real man. Even the better all have this weird runtish look to them. The normal ones just look like dykes with short hair.

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>tfw you work hard painting your entire life and your daughter becomes a literal whore

>>67934347
Yeah I just checked and they've added a few new seasons, so I'll probably watch it. Doesn't Jez turn gay?
>>67934355
Hmm will give it a look

Bojack Horseman, Misfits (first 3 seasons) and Black Mirror are also good

>>67934395
some of black mirror is brillliant but more of it is mediocre

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Is this leaf MP based?

https://twitter.com/GerryRitzMP

He's attacking Trudeau a lot after he called Castro a great man and leader.

she is mentally ill
https://twitter.com/head_tranze/status/798338966986616833

>>67934417
I agree, but it can vary on which ones depending who you ask so it's worth watching them.
Except "The Waldo Moment", fuck that.

poor weedman

>>67934462
I genuinely believe that you have a mental illness

>>67934440
no

>>67934443
how come mentally ill trannies are allowed to do steroids but i'm not?

>>67934499
no hahaha

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>>67934443
She sounds like a cringey 14 year old.

>>67934440
cant even find a body count for castro

meanwhile bush is responsible for a million deaths in iraq

what a world we live in kek

>>67934620
Great post, lad.

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>>67934443
what is with this trend of lgbt aligning themselves with societies that typically fucking hate them

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>>67934549
not even instagram support her insanity
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJG7EaYA9nn/?taken-by=head_tranze
>>67934624
ask the CIA, they created them

>>67934603
>can't find a body count means there isn't one

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

>hating castro means liking (or even not hating) bush

No, Bush and Blair were war criminals, but Castro was a totalitarian dictator responsible for millions of deaths, removal of democracy and implementation of a failed system that has caused millions more to flee the country over the years.

>yank poolitics and yank trannies
Ah yes, the so called /brit/

>>67934670

>>67934674
>>67934622

stop trying la

>>67934440

hahaHahahhahha I didn't know weedman was getting roasted by the CPC for his castro statement.

meanwhile our lefty media doesn't give a shit

>>67934642
>millions of deaths
stopped reading there

>>67934770

>>67934771
Damn it.

>67934790
haha

>>67934719

I'd also add that some CPC members are based, but for the most part they are useless cuckservatives.

I remember not that long ago a CPC MP prevented our government from giving honourary citizenship to mandela because he called him out as a terrorist. the media went apeshit after XD

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>>67934797
>XD
>cuckservatives

>>67934880

>>67934879
australian clay
>>67934880
oh that's what you were doing

he did it

>>67934891
What did you think I was doing, lad?

>>67934915

>>67934915
had no idea thought you were spastic

>>67934880
nice one lad

far too many JF flags in this thread for my liking

fucking immigrants coming over here and taking our (You)s

pirates are sleeping with their gf's

If you are what you eat then how could the Irish possibly be potatoes when they don't even have any? O.o

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Brits are asleep, post velas

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>Putin says castro was based
no one cares
>Rody duterte says castro was based
no one cares
>weed man says castro was based
suffer blacklash

>>67933744
*trucks you in*

im a foreigner in my own thread

>>67933797
>take my mandy
>dance to loud techno
>maybe chat 1 or 2 people since it's easier to chat and everyone is nice on mandy

post toot

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-38120600
>A 10-year-old girl is being treated in hospital after she was knocked down by a police van, Police Scotland has said.

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight

>>67935118
You are on the wrong side of history

>>67933581
You need to go down there with mates, arrive drunk and get drunker, and bottle some cunts mate.

Keep Aussie culture alive.

>>67935133
did she get up again?

>>67935155
sheem sleepy

>>67935133
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8729317/Scotland-to-become-third-world-economy-by-2030.html

i just bought a pistol it got 30 rounds in it
pull up at ur mama house and put some rounds in it

>>67935168
will have 29 after I'm done with it (one will be in my temple)

>>67935168
>will have 28 after I'm done with it (two will be in my bollocks)

who /fucked up/ here

im truly fucked up

maybe i am

>>67935197
not me

I got a restful 8 hours :)

>calling icy poles """"ice blocks"""""

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>it's winter again
All I want for christmas is sandbags.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-38121579
>'Thunderstorm asthma' deaths in Melbourne rise to six

So unused to seeing water falling from the sky, terrified Aussies are literally suffocating in fright.

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6 hour train journey to Munich lads

>>67935218
is this a euphemism for a girl with big titties?

>>67935236
Nope, want literal sandbags because every year it floods, every year the government promises to stop it and every year nothing changes

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>>67935172
>not a bullet to the heart

>>67935236
Aren't those the only kind allowed in Australia?

>>67935221
that's just victorian poofs
it thunderstorms all summer up north

drumpf

>>67935232
bit busy (and white)

>>67935250
i wish then there might be enough for me to have one

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>>67935273
lots of Japanese tourists and a select few gypsies and niggers but apart from that I'm not used to seeing this many white faces

doing a think

((((((he is thinking on how to conquer the world))))

>>67935370
pfm
seen a sex machines museum yesterday and thought of you x

>>67934729
NOT AN ARGUMENT

>>67935370
post fucking machines

>>67932915
alright lads asked before but asking again before I spend £70, so some guy hates me (honestly no idea why) and a couple of months ago he tried stabbing me with a knife (blocked it with my arm and ran) had to have stitches now I just told the hospital I did it to myself and that was that not snitching because it's probable they would find out and his friends would get me - anyway the question, given that I'm likely to be stabbed if this guy or his friends see me would it be autistic to buy and wear a stab proof vest?

>>67935458
/essex/?

>>67935370
don't post fucking machines, the janny's having trouble with high blood pressure and you might kill him

>>67935458
Ever thought about just calling the police?

>>67935458
You know this is what the police are for, right?

Besides, all your major blood vessels are away fron your torso so it's only going to do any good if one guy stabs you once, believes you're indestructible and flees.

If they jump you as a group, or stab you in the chest, realise you're wearing a vest and then stab you in the neck or leg instead, you're still fucked.

So no, buying that vest is a waste of money because you're essentially dead anyway.

>>67935458
why does he want to stab you? get a baseball bat or something long that you can swing so he can't get close enough

>>67935487
They just hired a load of new janitors, the new guy is enforcing the rules strictly because he hasn't been worn down by the burden of being the only cop up against this many shitposters.

I like it. New janitor days are best days.

>>67935458
just tell the police you idiot

>Friday
Smashed it in a techno dungeon
>Saturday
Went for a 22 miles hike in the country, then cozy country pubs
>Sunday
Food market and cinema with the so called gf

Good weekend ngl

Anyone remember DivX?

>>67935480
no
>>67935492
yes, but my paranoia would mean I'd have to move to the otherside of the UK, never speak to any of my friends again and never talk about my past again
>>67935514
chavs stab in the stomach and if they stab me once and it doesn't go in I have an opportunity to punch the stabber in the neck and run
>>67935523
no idea why he wants to stab me the first time he said it I asked him why and he just said you know why, also carrying around a bat in the UK wouldn't end well, I do also plan on getting and carrying a UK friendly knife (spyderco UKPK, one handed opening and legal to carry in the UK)
>>67935564
way to paranoid for that, my current thinking is if he tries it again I could pay his gang to beat the shit out of him (scummy poor area so they'd likely do it)

>>67935679
>chavs stab in the stomach and if they stab me once and it doesn't go in I have an opportunity to punch the stabber in the neck and run

And then what? They'll just do it again.

This is fucking stupid. Either call the police or buy a gun, fucking stab vest isn't going to help you mong.

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>>67935679
>yes, but my paranoia would mean I'd have to move to the otherside of the UK, never speak to any of my friends again and never talk about my past again

Try asking your friends for help you fucking normie

>>67935694
>buy a gun
actually not a bad idea, I know where to get one and in my entire time living here I've only seen cops driving by, never been stopped, never been searched. thanks anon

>>67935679
>no idea why he wants to stab me the first time he said it I asked him why and he just said you know why
maybe he thinks you've shagged his misss or some sort of misunderstanding? could you not reach out to him and try to clear the air?
unless there's more to the story you're not telling us

>>67935744
the only thing I can think of is (not trying to gloat or be a big headed cunt) I make a lot more money than the average person in this area and I'm quite a bit smarter, maybe it's jealousy or something