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shan't be posting in this thread

ah yes really made me think

i'll post if they don't

Slow Sunday fellas.

>>67934213
jeepers thats a rare one innit?

>>67934213
/Comfycunts/

>>67934213
all papuans should be killed

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Fuck Australia

Hello fellow Australians

BRISBANE

>>67934288
NO
>>67934301
YES

>>67934278
oh yeah well you're fat

How long before all you fellas leave Australia srs?

Plan on being gone by next year

>>67934379
Got eem
>>67934278
fantastic post

Any Gippsland lads here?

All Australians should be killed

>>67934407
oi don't co-opt my gimmick you slav fuck

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>>67932876
why are australians so easy to kill?
no wonder why you weak cunt lost to emus and got BTFO at gallipoli

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>>67934379
Don't make me stab you with this knife

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So how about those housing markets

>>67934436
dumb fuck

>>67934422
our gimmick now sweetie x

>>67934301
BOIPUCCY

>>67934419
>>67934436
>>67934461
Why'd ya move cunt? How do the chinks treat ya?

>>67934301
update your regionals then

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>>67934246
Fuck off Cody.

>>67934258
He'll yeah mate. Having an afternoon sip in the room. Go down to the bar soon.

>>67934269
Got told by 3 papuans they kill me when I leave the nightclub the other night. Seriously fucking pissed right now. PNG genocide when?

>>67934495
why delet? power hungry cunt

>>67934495
hmm

>>67934511
>Got told by 3 papuans they kill me when I leave the nightclub the other night.
Why, what'd you do?

>>67934511
Didn't Indonesia already try

i hate cunts

>>67934425
too pussy to invade america :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>67934573
Chatted too with a png chick and made out with her at the bar. 3 blokes come up to me and tell me she's their cousins and they don't like what I'm doing. I say we're all friends here and not to worry, and I buy them a round. They're very happy now and chat with me while I continue to make out the chick. After their beers are finished they're angry with me again.
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Buy them another round to make them happy again and continue to chat with them to make out with girl. Once they're done with these beers they get angry again and ask for more beer. I tell them no, I've already brought them 2 rounds which is more than they deserve. Lead girl away, which is when they say they'll kill me when I leave. I told them I have workmates at the club with me and we are a lot harder to kill than they think.

I left the club very wary, but no one was waiting for us, thank fuck.

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>>67934707
35 million and counting pham

>>67934728
Sounds fair enough. How many attractive png women are there?

Also I assume you're there to suck out the natural resources of png?

>>67934728
fucking dogs aye, how many goodlookin papua-sluts are there?

>>67934772
Not many at all mate. The one I got with was a solid 6/10 and the best in the shitty club I was in. Some of their faces here give the worst abos a run for their money.

Nah, I'm here to install telecoms equipment all over the country. Flying up to Madang tomorrow, which should be nice.

>>67934728
When I worked out in west Papua for a while, constantly warned the locals out in the bush are fucking crazy and will shoot you for any kind of reasons. But for the most part got along really well with them and didn't have any problems at all, they're really hard workers too.

>>67934885
>Not many at all mate
That's what I figured. Personally I'm gay but I don't see many pretty faces, man or woman, coming out of papua.

Have fun cunt and don't give us too bad a name.

>>67934885
>>67934846
Kek just saw>>67934772 asked the same shit I did, just shows we got the same shit on our mind. You must be getting payed shitloads, cunt?

>>67934885
>install telecoms equipment
Hah, I did that for a while up near Green River, the jungle out that way is fucking intense

>>67934923
Haven't been out to West papua yet. Will do that trip next year. I get on great with the locals, especially in the coastal towns. The only run ins I've had have always involved drunk papuans.
>they're really hard workers
Who the fuck did you have working for you? Hahaha.

>>67934931
Cheers mate. I'll be on my best behaviour.

>>67935010
The jungle is intense all over!
I'm gonna have to catch a helicopter to the top of some remote mountains next year and live out of a tent for a few weeks on each summit. That should be wild as fuck.

>>67935106
lol, the whole fucking tribe I reckon who kind of looked on it like some kind of deranged, paid holiday to go run around in the bush.
We lugged up about 2 tonnes of concrete, sand, mixer, mounting bolts etc about 2000ft up the side of a mountain you wouldn't send a fucking dog up if you liked him. Then basically spent 5 days putting it together with bush timber, got a foundation down and then dropped the hut and tower on top of it. That took a fair while making sure it was all slapped together and working though, we where literally 500k's from bumfuck nowhere and even bumfuck nowhere seems appealing after 3 weeks in that shit.

Yeah, I didn't much like the chopper or plane trips out that way. Not the worst flights I've been on, but a really good chance of death on every landing and slim chance of surviving if you go down anywhere else

Who /bondi/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC4QZPHFXxk

>>67935405
I've exposed myself
I'm kermitting sewer side