Are Australians human?
no
>>67932651
They're all descendants of thieves and rapists, so they are basically white niggers. Think of that what you will.
>>67932651
No, avian
>>67932677
you mirin'?
>>67932708
>thieves and rapists
bit sick of this meme
you should be able to work out for yourself why that wouldn't be right even without looking it up
>>67932745
I think most were debtors, no?
>>67932762
also i'm really fucking sick of looking at those birds, they're not interesting i drive past a guy that literally farms the stupid looking things
>>67932651
no
>>67932651
yes
I think the more important question is "Are Americans human?"
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>>67933036
oh boy
>>67933036
Wew lad, that's a real side splitter. Did you come up with it yourself? :^)
>be Australian
>get skin cancer'd
>>67933089
>>67933089
>be australian
>get scooby doo'd
you know for once i'm actually just going to be butthurt
>67932708
serious offenses weren't a deportable offense
>americans are so fucking stupid they think england wanted to start a colony of serial killers
>>67932762
>we shot gattling guns at emus once and it hasn't stopped being funny to americans
>>67933036
>australian internet is shit and there's poisonous spiders hahahaha lol lmao rofl so funny
get fucked idiots, mind your own fucking business. americans are without question the worst posters on the entire website behind turkey, saudi arabia and even canada
>>67933110
>australia has a lot of skin cancer cases
LMAO HAHA
>>67933183
relax m8 i'm just takin' a piss
>>67933183
>GET FAHKED IDIOTS, MOIND YA OWN FAHKING BUSINESS, AMERICANS ARE WITHOUT QUESTION, THE WORST POSTAHS THE ENTIAH WEBSITE BEHIND TOIKEY, SAHDI AHRABIA, AND EVEN CANADAH
Yeah well how bout you back the fuck off okay??? Not in the mood
>>67933231
something new for once would help
>>67933249
national sorry day?
>>67933250
I know next to nothing about aus
>>67933264
>btfo by SERBIA
>>67933276
I wish we had more japanese and poles and fewer chinks and poointheloos
>>67933309
if we had more japs they wouldn't act like the ones in japan
>>67933325
Japs are kawaii in every context
>>67933346
found a picture of you
>>67933117
STFU cunt look at your country. You are getting raped by a fucking leaf every single day. How does it feel Americucks?
>pollen
>>67933429
sit down and eat your scooby snacks bitch
>>67933388
Is that a blonde abo?
>>67933439
Is this a reference to the thunderstorm deaths?
>>67933503
Blonde abos are not that uncommon. It's a quirk of genetics that aboriginals and some pacific islanders can have blonde hair.
>>67933504
duh
Nah mate, they'll fuckin nip ya
>>67933597
Wasn't sure that'd be international news desu.
There's banter material there for sure.
>>67933183
lel be more triggered. That will sort it out
>>67933036
Incest is an american mheem
>>67933246
Farken settle down you poofwagon
>>67933264
Sorry tyrone I dont like basketball very much