>It was so kind of you to invite me out to a nice dinner >The

>>67932249

If making you feel like a young woman again makes you so happy why did you get that cock in the first place?

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>>67932249
H-how old were you again? I-I sure hope you don't have one of these sandpaper vaginas. You do realise I'm busting my balls here trying to shag you, right?

>you make me feel like a young woman again

christ sake you look like 14 already

>So... what should we order?
a single spaghetto

>what should we order

i'll take a starter of your dick in my ass and round it off with a side of your balls in my mouth

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>not soup cause I dont want to do that disgusting sipping sound
>not meat cause it will stay stuck in my fucking teeth
>not anything with garlic cause my breath will be terrible
>not pasta cause I dont want to be sucking them disgustingly like a child
>not salad cause I dont want to be forced to take these big ass bites of lettuce that leave me with a full as fuck mouth like an animal
>not anything spicy cause Ill be sweating as fuck
>not a sandwich cause itll drop everywhere
>not fish and seafood cause itll smell bad
>not something too simple
>not something too complex
Wew

nah i only date 8 years old, wassalam

>>67932249
ONE LASAYNGA

>>67932249
FIFTY TACOS OF PASTOR WITH HABANERO, I'LL FUCKING NECK YOU IF YOU DON'T EAT THEM ALL!!!!!

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>>67932249
>yellow fever

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Just a sip of Monster Energy Ultra Zero desu

>Can you smell what's the rock's cooking

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>>67932249
please tell me you have a penis...

>>67932249
tfw no petite asian gf whom is 10-15 years older than me

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>>67932249

Is this an attempt to cause discomfort by playing on a scenario nobody in this site has ever experienced?