/brit/

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>>67929445
reminder mummy may reads all out posts now

>toothpaste edition

Is it already Caralad hours ffs

>>67929445
>that forehead

>anime

girls dont post on 4chan they are too busy having sex with boys and farting

>>67929454
And the Welsh Ambulance Services National Health Service Trust

>>67929462
*kicks you in the temple and drags you off to the runt farm*

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>didn't get any replies

What does /brit/ think of Simon and Garfunkel?

>>67929445
all dutch people should be killed

>>67929473
I do one of those and I find enough time to post on 4chan

>>67929462
>>67929483
>>>/asean/

so how do you get a gf?

>>67929489
bender

>>67929480
>semen and fucknuckle

>>67929454
>theresa may clad in leather will never whip you in the middle of parliament while reading out all of the dirty stuff you've been looking at

BASED CARALAD XDDDD >>67929445 DESU XDDD GREAT POST CARALAD XDDDDDDDDD

GLASS AUSTRALIA

Would absoluteley rek you cunts not even a contest

>>67929480
you mean fagboy & his sidekick faggatonio? they suck bro

toothpaste threads make me really hot

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Hmmm

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>>67929504
heheh you guessed the wrong one

Going to have to heem you now

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>>67929494
It's all about the pheromones, lad

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0301211504004749

>>67929483
if i rubbed a magic lamp and a genie came out and put a gun to my head and said "pick a gf from any country on earth" i'd pick a dutch gf without a 2nd thought 2 b h

>>67929525
agree

>i fart
hat

>>67929539
would pick a girl from Brum

Is the battle lost, lads?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38102858

>>67929539
ew dutch women are uggo - fun fact: I've never been with one

>>67929538
tl;dr or I take your cod

camera obscura are a good band

>>67929558
fun fact: not by your choice

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doing a think

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>Why yes, I do indeed hatpost

>>67929576
how doing a fuck off

>>67929556
what battle?

are you racist bruv?

Black Beatles is a good song

>>67929561
America bls helb!

(Didn't read a word of it myself 2bh)

>>67929582
synapses are firing

watching black mirror

only good ones are 1 and 2 tbqhwy

>>67929574
fun fact: choice does not exist

>>67929576
woahhhh stop her teeth are WAY too big

bet this white bitch work for the circus...

>>67929556
fuck off with your shit brit is politics free


>>>/pol/

>>>/pol/

>>>/pol/

Hullowww,

Britain first's Paul Golding and Jayda Fransen are state actors employed by mi5 and their two criminal proxies Nick Lowles from Hope not hate and Gerry Gable from Searchlight magazine
There's conclusive proof that back in the day far right organisations such as the national front were infiltrated by the secret state, this time they've saved themselves the trouble and set the far right group up themselves
They intend people to associate any discussion that goes against mass immigration with these idiots and their childish antics such as "invading" mosques

This isn't real politics it's playground activity

Ok thank you

>>67929561
basically if you don't have universally attractive scent, gg better luck next life

>>67929603
taking your cod as we speak

>when your team mates on deathwing just stand in one place when genestealers spawn indefinitely instead of moving on behind a blocked door or completing the objective
ffs

>>67929620
Rasheed

>>67929588
Jamal

*gives Germany ideas*

>>67929648
YEAH MATE AHAHA

>>67929556
Riz is a top lad though tbf.

>>67929638
how do you know if you do tho

Business idea minesweep drinks

>>67929670
should have left those disgraces to the emperor to die

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>>67929649
you have to go back to /pol/ m8

>>67929635
>Jayda Fransen
something about right wing women really turns me on - who also has this?

if you want to chat about this, I'll be either here or on /gd/

owned a guy named tyrone in hearthstone lads

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I swear I read the equivalent of a novel everyday in these threads.

I feel great melancholy over how much worthwhile material I could have consumed instead of the equivalent of shitting on the keyboard and clicking post.

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>>67929642
>No America to save us this time

how do i seduce a christian girl?

>>67929589
is this intentional?

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>>67929693
>when you're halfway through your haircut and your barber tells you he's Polish

>>67929709
Read sensual bible passages to her

>>67929678
i'd imagine you'd have had relatively successful encounters with women or at least attract them easily

>>67929701
nets are in the water

>>67929698
all israelis should be killed

>>67929648
what server do you play on bro im on necronomicon #420 east side

>>67929473
>farting
dont think they do that lad

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>golden generation

found the canadian intellectual in /lit/ lads

>>>/lit/8769184

>>67929676
That's not the quarrel here.

>>67929693
Yes, and you have to back to Karachi, Rasheed.

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>>67929726
kek

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>>67929709
Not hard they're massive slags.
Also IMMORAL

>>67929731
so whats the point if I don't?

>99GB at 100KB/sec down
ah yes, this will be done in no time

watching the 'neux's video on fidel castro

just smoked some lsd with jennifer love hewitt lads

>>67929700
yeah

then again think about all the things you could have done: you could have studied longer, worked harder, learned more, become stronger, more social, and richer.

what you are now is almost lowest that was possible for you to achieve

*barrages Australian ports with cannonballs*

the ever present buckinghamshire here to answer all your questions
illbe in bed by half 3 so make it quick

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>watching the Crown
>Pip Torrens pops up

Does he literally have a minor role in everything ever made?

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Getting my dose of Condell and Black Pigeon.

>>67929768
Not even a millisecond

>>67929790
good post

snorted 100mg of battery acid and wanked until me bellend was nothing but a pus-filled scab

*colonises zimbabwe*

>>67929766
what kind of file are you downloading that weighs hundred gigs

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wonder if russia/wikileaks got trump elected

>>67929764
ahhh you see, that's the best part. you have to make yourself look good, say the right thing all the time, have a high paying job, have prestige within society and hopefully then you can convince a girl to let you buy her dinner in the hopes she will let you fuck her

>>67929831
racist

*hangs out with your mum*

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potato -LG x

>>67929846
sounds simple

brits, for as faggy as you are, you lot sure can make some good beer

absolutely smashed ads

>>67929861
I just block them 2bh

any questions at all lads
any
ask and i shall answer with my intellect and charm

>keep seeing the number 22 all the time

does it mean anything

maybe it means i'll get a gf at 22

>>67929856
we make great cider

>>67929879
how do magnets work

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Really made me think

>>67929828
Ahh yes or as it call it, 'tuesday'

>>67929842
collection of 90s japanese car vhs videos. video option, hot version, etc.
the entire thing is actually 214gb but I cancelled some of it

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Left to right, what are these medals?

>>67929843
Putin is kind of like Dr. Evil

>>67929879
how do i get a gf then?

she's christian btw

>>67929894
It's Sunday mate, are you not all there mentally?

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Waheeey
Feelin a bit down, And your thoughts?

>>67929798

the show any good

Just booked a 2 week all inclusive for me and the old lady In Cyprus

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>>67929853
Did you know that the evil midget actually stole that line from a Caesars song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ldIUAqH_Lw

>>67929897
now thats a gimmick

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wait so every website I visit is accessible by the whole government? bit scary, how come theres no protests/coverage on it?

>>67929904
I know that lad, his name is Walter Mitty.

>>67929879
in the mathematical description of a digital modulator, why are the channel symbols energy signals?

>>67929921
Australian fauna is terrifying

>>67929939
proved fake m8

>>67929939
because everyone in this country is a complacent retarded sheep who thinks "oh it'll be fine I don't do anything illegal"

the utter STATE of this country

>>67929928
ye it's really good

might be lost on people who don't know the history though

>>67929941
Sir Walter Mitty

>>67929921
impressive willy desu

>>67929893
ask god

>>67929911
spend lots of time with her and dont let her take advantage but also dont be too blunt

>>67929945
because thailad touches children at night lol hahahahhahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahhhahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahhahhahhahahhahhaaha

>>67929939
Because somebody has to think of the children you terrorist / paedophile.

>>67929973
>dont let her take advantage but also dont be too blunt

elaborate

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Lads why is my xanax speaking Spanish

If you haven't extensively studied the Glorious Revolution you are a pleb and need to leave NOW.

>>67930000
why are your hands so small m8

Don't think Trump is actually real.

>>67929726
Lel

>>67930008
*Does a 360 and walks away*

How's that for a revolution you fucker

Cant get hard anymore and haven't wanked in 3 weeks lads. When I come it hardly comes out.

Meds sucks lads

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*stands still*

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>>67930000
That's a big pill

>>67929998
dont be so eager to spend time with her that you follow her every whim (doormat/clingy), but also make explicit the fact that you give a shit
show you care but not too much
how well do you know her off the bat?

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>>67930008
>leaf

twin princes more like gay princes

I dislike this general and generals in general

The reasons for Europeans violent behavior and scarcity towards others is as follows: They are originally descended from African albinos, who were banished from Africa due to their warlike, violent tendencies and because they failed to contribute to the tribes in which they were originally from, and their overall physical appearances, both eyes and skin, which were remarkably different from indigenous Africans, were extremely sensitive toward the sunlight, and as such, were expelled; This expulsion led them to spread to other parts of the world, especially Europe where the climate was much colder, and much more bearable for them and had lived in caves for centuries afterwards, and also altered their evolution and explains their lack of civility towards others, especially people of color; Their appearance changed overtime, which resulted in mixing with each other and creation of different eye and hair colors, developed more hair on their bodies for protection against the harsh cold, and were prone to eating raw meats and developing lice and larvae on their hair and bodies due to insanitation, and eventually became what are known today as Europeans; Africans had taught Europeans civilization and educated them, which they (Europeans), of course, took credit for eventually; The albinoid Africans, deep down, felt inferior to melanated people and were much poorer than they were and had had no cultures and civilizations to speak of, needed something to make themselves feel superior and did everything they could to possibly attain such; Prior to the late fifteenth century, Africans lived in equity and the division of states were nonexistent;there was no such thing as a division of wealth and class; Europe was an extremely poor, downtrodden continent and eventually colonized Africa and enslaved them in retaliation for 800 years of Moorish rule.

>>67930032
u

>>67930032
bAnE??!?

been on the 'chon too lonG since i recognise that image xdD

>>67930035
not that well but we text sometimes

I'm going to her church tomorrow, she asked last week but turned it down

advise?

cornwall more like twat

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I'm thinking of writing a life plan for myself lads.

This is the general outline:
>spend 18 to 20 cycling Europe
>become a more worldy, experienced
>also read lots of philosophy
>all the while practising my writing and video creating
>return home at 20, focus on turning my content as a job
>also join the military
>once that's done join the French Foreign Legion for a spell
>become a French citizen
>at 25 move to Spain, learn Spanish
>at 26 move to the Italy, learn Italian
>at 27 move to Germany, learn German
>at 28 I'm hoping that my radio scripts will be picked up by the BBC
>my radio script will be turned into a successful TV series
>I am a millionaire by 30
>become a soldier in an international brigade against whatever threat there is (if there is one, like if ISIS is still around)
>return home, write book about my interesting life
>engage with politics
>the right of the Conservative party
>become MP by 35
>become party leader by 40
>become PM within the next 5 years
>usher in a new age of prosperity for Britain
>implement a codified consitution, ensuring freedom of speech and low immigration
>intervene in the Great European Civil War, saving Western Civilisation
>get assassinated while still in office, be idolised as a true hero

If only I could be arsed desu

>>67930028
i can wank but i only eat one meal a day and can only sleep with heavy duty sleeping pills

>>67929904
murdering children, mudering children, raping women, invading a defenceless nation, and fucking the queen

I am a Muslim-American and I suppose Donald Trump #MuslimsForTrump

>>67930050
Did not read a single word of this

>>67930071
stop this shit

Anonymous more like Spacker

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@67930071
shannot

>>67930050
Huh
That really explains it

>>67930066
dont be a tit at mass, show appropriate respect & have fun, churches are nice and you can probably get tea and bickies afterwards and chat to old ladies and theyll tease you about being a couple and you can gauge a reaction from there
also go to sleep now you madman if youre going to church tomorrow

ONE
MAD
PADDY

>>67930066
Ah that doesn't sound promising. I usually only go after girls if they seem eager.

occasionally insert little codes and clues into my posts to check if anyones really paying attention

>>67930071
You need to be 18 to post here cunt

>>67930071
>If only I could be arsed desu
stopped reading at precisely that moment

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>>67930067

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@67930071
the STATE of these rorkes.

>2016
>going church
alri bible basher

>>67930120
right im on it

>>67930128
waheyyyy getrekt son

>>67930114
but I'm working on the

>girl slowly falls in (((love))) with the guy who wants to be a better man episode

might work

>>67930107
>churches are nice
>ah yes lets sit still for hours on the most uncomfortable benches known to men
hate (HATED) that

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>>67930050

>>67929936
should posting 90s jap vhs webms be my gimmick
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480093397666.webm

>>67930127
>not reading the secret bonus chapter using your decoder ring

Still laughing at the fact Hillary Clinton unironically got 2 million more votes than drumpf

ended up face down on the floor next to the toilet last night lads
not sure how long i slept there

>>67930148
the attraction is about stopping them being a bad boy not getting rid of their gamergut and finding a real job

>>67930149
and that new prohaiiooo procession
on the way UP to the altar
god its so long

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What is the point of posting in /brit/ at any other time than late night? In the day it's way too fast and lacking in (you)s

>>67930153
me in the r34

>>67930148
could do I guess

my current one is
>girl and lad are immediately attracted to each other despite the lad being a worthless tosspot and a rapidly escalating relationship ensues probably ending in heartbreak

>>67930178
but I'm at uni and she is too

>>67929794

>notices the minimal damage

Almost as pathetic as your assassination attempts on Castro

love a nice spicy chinese hotpot

>>67930050
not a single molecule of this great wall of words violated my sightline

>>67930196
it's an r32 but okay

>>67930210
ahh right just pork her then mate

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Business idea: post a collage of the gf and i to make you all jealous

>>67930198
ah yes I know that episode too well

>>67930217
having a succulent chinese meal

>>67930231
no it's fucking not

>>67930211
>attempts

>aussies dropping dead because of a few extra pollen
could not make this up

>>67930071

What philosophy, m8?

>>67930231
>>67930196
>>67930246
it's an r33 you runts

>>67930242
you keep banging on about this and you're still fat mate

REALLY want to suck a willy

>>67930242
>fat leaf

didn't even look at your pixels

>>67930265
all me

Around leafs ____________

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Wanking off to some Korean films. Shit is insane.

>>67930244
yeah, I don't know what's wrong with me, just a fuckhead I guess.

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>gf
Nice blobs of black you moron.

>>67930242
It's not a business idea of you're already doing it, it's a business practice

id like to call the witness's daughter to the stand

north korea used paper airplanes to demonstrate their new fighting tactics

literally high ranking korean workers party officials running around with planes

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NOT joking at all lads, I genuinely just had a dream in which I fucked one of my friends.

I AM NOT IN ANY WAY GAY.

Shit is actually disturbing me.

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>>67930246
>>67930265
it is obviously an r32, pictured on the far left. really hate canadians

Had a disturbing thought pass through the ether about one of my friends wanting to fuck me.

>>67930312
battyman

>>67929921
i woulda let that lil guy fuck my hand 2bh


woulda made its day

>>67930242
alri fatty

>>67930312
I've had multiple dreams where my father and brother were raping me.

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And this is our son's room... he's quite the big guy

just had a dream where I saw the intera- i mean i was flying through a forest

>>67930344
those are some disgustingly long nails for a man

>>67930327
bit gay

>>67930321
modded taillights then

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state of the runts in this thread

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>>67930324
Fuck

wish i were born into a family that had a dessert factory.... like why couldnt i have been the son of ben and/or jerry...

Just returned from the so called student union club night

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>>67930324

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can you even imagine being a hetero.

>>67930380
state of yanks 2bh

put the fucking fork down and think about something besides food for 10 seconds will ya

So "half four" is 04:30 not 03:30?

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>Saturday night

Why are you here?

>>67930395
yes. it is a shortened version of "half past four"

>>67930395
weird right

>>67930395
it's 2 retard.

>>67930344

For you?

>>67930410
>>67930409
wrong

>>67930413
this

>don't get enough sleep
feel miserable
>oversleep
feel miserable

ah yes

Got called a racist in greggs earlier lads

>>67930402

Sunday afternoon and I'm on vacation

Checkmate, faggot

>>67930368
just had a flasbhack to the 4th grade and an instance of my betaness

i had a crush on this girl in class and word got out, all the lads were making fun of me for it. one day our class was outside on a playground and i was playing transformers with the lads. took a break from running around to sit on a tree that looks like the tree in the photo on this post and the gril that i liked came and sat down right next to me probably to get some dick but i looked at the floor, said nothing, and walked away. probably confused the shit out of her 2bh

making an arrangement

>>67930426
maybe its because you're canadian x

got called Greg when I was being racist earlier lads

>>67930392
Heterophobe

had a dream where i was walking home while carrying a styrofoam cup with an insect in it

>>67930437
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling, coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

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>>67930409
>>67930410
It's the opposite here in Iceland
I had no idea

just wanked off while watching this aussie runt make an arrangement

doin a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_BYVLz3SLA

>>67930434
>vacation

foy

>>67930473
the only people who make fun of cameron and the pig blowjob are people who've never tried it

>>67930484
do NOT copy my gimmick you little runt

this lass I kinda liked growing up is going to my school now on some graduate course and it looks like she's single

should I fb message her for coffee or would she laugh at me. we haven't spoken in ages

>>67930501
I've only done sheep 2bh

>>67930507
shannot be reading this

>>67930441

Anon I want you to know that I laughed at your post.

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gf (male) sent me this

>>67930515
yeah go for it. shoot for the stars, even if you miss you can land in a girls pussy

>>67930539
fucking state of canadian humour 2bh

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>The most common early warning signs of schizophrenia include:
>Depression, social withdrawal
>Hostility or suspiciousness, extreme reaction to criticism
>Deterioration of personal hygiene
>Flat, expressionless gaze
>Inability to cry or express joy or inappropriate laughter or crying
>Oversleeping or insomnia; forgetful, unable to concentrate
>Odd or irrational statements; strange use of words or way of speaking

haha I'm probably fine

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>>67930515

According to this new surveillance act it'll be illegal to comment online anonymously

why haven't bongs started filling in their full names in the Name box?

the state of jezza in the nineties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfSQk32IK-Q

Bf's sleeping on the couch again.

Lads im moving to Libya

Apparently they're keen on foreignera to help rebuild their industries

It's pretty safe now, save for a few problem areas that can easily be avoided

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>>67930558
have all of these

cant wait for VR to be perfected so i can play The Sims in ultra vivid virtual reality


pa te loo~

sul sul~

Breathe > Firestarter

>>67930558
>strange use of words or way of speaking
Oh Christ that's me

I babble like a retard lmao

I want to gas all cucknadians to death and bake them in ovens

>>67930473
>>67930501
Reminder that the Cameron fucked a pig at Oxford meme was propagated by a butthurt loser who went to Anglia Ruskin (Cambridge Brookes)

>>67930604
the best prodigy thing is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqf3Atph7vE
0:33 to 1:20

rest of it is crap

>>67930595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2oVP65kDI

choon

is the big lez show an accurate representation of the average australian?

need a /brit/ bf

Business idea: Brit dating meetup

Not a fan of my brothers gf

Does anyone have the timothy james byrne video where it's loads of his covers all played at the same time?

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>>67930632
>lefty media tried to spin it like it was a """big scandal"""
>everybody else either laughed or said it was good banter

just got busted by mummy for having my light on

>>67930650
Damo and Darren la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s96drQkfpPI

>>67930674

host it at your place m9

>>67930692
oi damo ya cunt givvus ya lightoh

>>67930643
you're not wrong holy shit

>>67930714
yuh alwees pockit moi loitah

>>67930700
It would make more sense to host it in Britain

fuck you doing up at 4am

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imagining harry potter doing ron weasley, if you know what i mean.
thiccc.

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>>67930714
Fuck off I don't have one

>>67930764
could you delete this for me mate

>>67930764
not sure what you mean

>>67930762
I got up at 16:30

>>67930745
AWWW NU BRU

I'M BEACHED

I'M BEACHED AZ BRU

YU WANNA POTATAH CHIP BRU?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smGIswITvVU

choon

not for dirty JFs though

>>67930784
lazy fucker

>>67930771
back to 'ddit lad

opening the 'ton

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Going to bed lads

Night

>>67930797
But I fell a sleep at around 06:00

Change my pitch up

>>67930795
did a laugh and then realised I probably sound like that :(

in the late 70s my dad punched Ian Curtis and call him a knobhead

Need a black gf

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>>67930543

Send her this.

>>67930840
Was your dad Tony Wilson

>>67930844

What kind of black gf?

I'm actually dating one.

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

ffs im supposed to be christmas shopping tomorrow

>>67930840
my dad unironically called bob marley a runt in the 70s. he was using /brit/ gimmicks before the internet

Refugee here

AMA

>>67930889

>>67930889

>>67930889

new

>>67930880
empty threat

Have a white bf.

>>67930840

Why'd he do that?

>>67930886
Why didn't you just sail to a European country?

>>67930872
no but he went to the same school as him

>>67930897
he was drunk and felt like punching someone

he didn't even realise it was Ian Curtis at the time