mistakes were made edition
Duluth
>>67927834
tad early
I am the best dancer ITT
what?
>>67927851
God Save the Queen
*saves the queen*
Mooks
#GF2017
*kisses the queen*
>>67927905
when she dies the whole "royal family" nonsense will end, right?
>>67927930
as part of #GF2017, I have decided to not fap until I get a date with a qt
>>67927834
>tfw an irrelevant dictator on a shitty commie island outfoxed the USA for 60 years
Are there any statists here?
>>67927946
nah dude we're going to blow it out of proportion
>>67927878
Prove it.
Are there any other monarchists here?
>>67927958
>implying it was the same guy for 60 years
we killed him, and they just replaced him. we couldn't admit we did it so we just went along with it.
GUYS, CASTRO DIED ON PINOCHETS BIRTHDAY, SEE THE COINCIDENCE?
>>67927834
communism is not a mistake
el comunismo no fue un error.
>>67927976
Any fascists here?
>>67927976
If you keep posting these images of Tomoko you're going to wish Trump built a wall to protect your ass from me.
absolutist monarchist here
I don't see what's so deep about /brit/.
It's just normal 4chan memes. No?
>>67928003
hahah yes sir I am we must stop these dirty SJWs and restore the white race *tips my stahlhelm* stormfront is given a bad name by dirty jewish media!
*devours maize*
>>67928008
Why? What's wrong?
>>67927990
Even your vidya admitted you failed.
>>67927946
No. King Charles will bring forth a new era of glory to the commonwealth. By force if necessary.
any abominable snowmen ITT?
>>67928047
Corn is the Chinese of vegetables. Think about it.
Civ 5 is at 26%, I don't know if I'm gonna make it lads
Any whites here?
>>67928036
>tfw he's getting him ready for dinner
>>67928074
Reee I want Harry. He's got bantz.
>>67928094
Proud bearer of British and French heritage.
>>67928065
The implication is that I am going to ream your ass so hard with my BWC that you are going to be sore for weeks.
Any cuban dictators here?
>>67928082
your connection must be shit you've been downloading for like 2 hours now
Any ghouls and/or goblins here?
Anybody else here a legitimate, verifiable, Good Will Hunting-esque genius?
>>67928065
>>67928134
>getting even gayer
Anyone here clipping their finger nails?
Any memes here?
>>67928206
You want gay? When I'm done unloading into Baja-chan's butt, I'm going to kill them!
>>67928133
>tfw could've been a blonde green eyed chilean
FUCK WHY DID HE DECIDED TO GO FOR A MORENA? I COULD'VE BEEN FROM THE PURE RACE I HATE RACE MIXING NOW
What's /cum/ wearing tonight?
pajama pants and a tshirt here
>>67928175
>>67917972
>tfw only smarter than /cum/ posters and most normies
>>67928233
Nothing, do people actually wear clothes in their own homes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense
>>67928175
Why do you have to hunt for Good Will? I'll give it to you.
>>67928227
>he doesn't have fair-hair and blue eyes
Chinknadians, CHI's, various other melanin-anons and South Americans BTFO.
>>67928321
>He doesn't have dark brown hair and blue eyes
plebish
>>67928266
>>67928251
abhorrent, /cum/ is NO place to be naked and/or lewd. Purest general.
>Baja-chan always backs down when I get lewd
How do I corner Baja?
>>67928389
I'm naked, not lewd
>>67928394
Bring up how she's already posted her nudes, there's nothing to lose anymore.
>>67928413
What did I JUST say?
has anyone had someone break into their house?
seems scary!!
>>67928394
i'll help you if you let her sit on my face
>>67928450
black people literally stole the bikes out of my garage as a kid
>>67928441
>she
jotolisco 2.0
>>67928450
nah. i got sleep paralysis once though. heard a guy break in, walk to my room and he just stared at me for a while, couldn't move or talk. was pretty spooky. only realized he wasn't real because the doggo was laying next to me snoozing. woke up with front door still locked. still not sure if i was awake or not.
>>67928473
That's racist!
My name is Guadeloupe Guadalajara
>>67928450
Yeah, he was naked and lewd. Sleeping on my couch drunk and my dog was licking his penis. He thought this was his home he was so wasted. Turns out he was the police chiefs son and had a history of doing that.
Will you guys please stop shitposting?
>>67928450
in my grannys house one time and she blew him away with a shotty
>Will you guys please stop shitposting?
>>67928450
I've broken into my own house.
Does that count?
>>67928578
I will stop shitposting the day that Baja-Chan agrees to be my girlfriend.
So probably never.
>>67928175
Yes
BajaChan sucked the cum right out of my dick
She spit my cum out in the corner of a parking garage
BajaChan killed my entire family and then tried to fuck my ass.
Just kissed a boy
I don't think Bajachan would appreciate these sexual advances, back off troglodytes
bajachan didn't want to sit on my face
this general is shit.
>>67928030
It's functioning on level 49 irony
>>67928695
all me
what a shitshow
>>67928721
Innit disgusting?
>>67928721
Be the change you want to see in /cum/
>>67928721
>>67928721
all your fault
>>67928695
Fuck off you Old England commie bastard slav bitch
BajaChan is a slut
>>67928736
gonna write a sitcom for /cum/ the new gimmick
How do I make my download speed faster right now without getting out of bed?
>>67928780
suicide
>>67928780
call over an isp worker and give them sex
>>67928763
That reminds me of the girl that worked as a volunteer at a zoo/animal centre and would let the alpha male fuck her.
One times I saw Bajachan walking on a crowded sidewalk in this city. As I walked by I gave her a light push and almost made her topple over. At being affronted, she looked back at me. Jaw dropped and eyes set, she couldn't believe what had happened and was speechless. "What bitch?" I screamed. "Fucking what?" Passerby's didn't ever bother to stop or let alone look at what was happening. She started crying and I spit at her while walking away.
>>67928811
Post webm/links please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ2oSd4Ovjw
Thoughts?
What do i say to my qt coworker tomorrow
I dont want her to add me on facebook because she will see i dont have any friends and that im a loser but asking for whatsapp seems like going too far what do i do
We have known eachother for like 2 months and we always mess with eachother its really fucking gay but also kinda fun and i want to my benis into her vagina but also play vidya and drink hot chocolate together
>>67928825
nice
>>67928226
Rude. Baja-chan's butt not for you.
>>67928853
"Ich leibe dein penis"
Say that to her
BOOM instant GF
Sub 100 iq peasant here
Please help
>weekly sit/cum/
>Louisiana spots SD sucking off another poster
>"Really? How many is this for you now?"
>half the room guiltily looks away
>audience laughter and seinfeld theme plays
>>67928860
>I typed "kill" instead of "kiss"
whoops
>/cum/ is now gayer than /asean/, /lat/ and /mammi/
>>67928853
tell her you think modern social media just feels like a detriment to society and is cancer. make it sound hipster.
Bajachan's silence only makes my dick harder
>>67928853
just hide your friend count on facebook
>>67928853
>What do i say to my qt coworker tomorrow
>>67928845
>>67928914
Blame the Mexicans for my homolust desu, build that fucking wall already.
>>67928904
>sit/cum/
>>67928904
>Implying I'd touch any of these people let alone suckle them
What a fucking mess...
>>67928947
cant you tell he is you know, like urging you on for yous and attention like most trip faggot.
what happened to cana-chan? did baja-chan kill him to absorb his powers or something?
>tfw your cousin is hot as fuck and she definitely had a crush on you when you were little
>>67928949
>weekly sit/cum/
>Ottawa cracks a dirty joke
>Orange County glares
>Ottawa gives him a smug look
>pops a smirk and the audience goes ballistic
>>67928974
said BajaChan when I came on her face
>>67929016
>>67929015
Canachan was violently murdered by Rate Me
>>67928928
I havent posted anything since 2014 and i still have my profile pic from when i was still in higshchool, i never use the fucking site but it seems like a requirement to have a fb profile with many pics and many friends otherwise you are a fucking weirdo that has aids and no one wants to deal with you like some sort of leper.
>>67929040
I don't have a FB and I hardly socialize with anyone at all but nobody particularly cares because I'm not autistic in person
So long as you're pseudo-normie nobody gives a fuck
>>67929016
It's wrong though, anon.
Do you have any scars /cum/?
>>67929095
acne scars from when I was a teen
>>67929029
I know it's wrong, but she is hot as fuck. I don't ever want to do anything with her. I would much rather make babies with a girl I have no relation to.
Won't stop me from masturbating while thinking of her tho
>>67929095
I have a few on my wrists from when my dog bit me as a kid
>>67929095
I have emotional scars from years of failure and rejection.
I also have one on my face because I fell down the stairs as a kid.
>>67929095
I've got a huge surgery scar
>>67929095
yes I cut myself everytime Bajachan does not reply to me.
Give me something moderately socially embarrassing to do to myself tomorrow.
>>67929107
It's only wrong if you make babies/get married you dumb fuck
>>67929107
It's actually pretty safe for cousins to have babbies. Don't let that stop you.
>>67929127
karaoke
>>67929095
Most prominent one is a chunk of shrapnel that tore up my arm.
>>67929127
Fit the word "epic" into conversation as many times as you can. I met a cunt who did that today.
>>67929127
autofellatio
>It's actually pretty safe for cousins to have babbies. Don't let that stop you.
>>67929095
got massive stretch marks on my stomach from my obesity days
>>67929163
Don't be ignorant
>>67929128
Nop, doubt she'd wanna do stuff with me nowadays
>>67929130
The thing is I don't wanna make babbies with her. I wouldn't mind fucking her someday, but I want to make babbies with a nice blonde hair/blue eyes girl I have no relation to
>>67929130
this
>>67929155
sounds epic
More Sit/cum/ please
Maya is the best Ace Attorney girl.
>tfw just shaved
>tfw baby face
Dubs and we all get mex gfs in 2017
>>67929220
Oh my, is that from a new yaoyorozu doujin?
>>67929249
>new
>>67929194
Why do people laugh at racial supremacists? (part 37)
I have mega-maximum autism
reddit >>67929265
>>67929248
>tfw CHI sub bf
>>67929262
Hey man I don't read new stuff all that often, I just fap to my favorites on sadpanda
>>67929232
That's a really weird way to spell Rayfa.
>>67929249
fill it in /cum/
>>67929309
Something something Mexico
>>67929248
nope
ese mal sentimiento...
>>67929309
Oh nvm thought it was Yaoyorozu
Caption it with America as the amazon while the cuteboi is Mexico. The dialogue is about paying for the wall
>>67929248
dubs and we will all go through 2017 with gs
>>67929163
It's only an issue if it's done over generations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbEaqCjrf_A
9 years later and these still give me a persistent chuckle.
Anime is a cancer on society
>>67929248
Oh it's happening in 2016, behold
ded thread
>>67929546
>The Dicksy thread is more active than this one
https://youtu.be/qXcK5L9dVYA
>>67929493
Uncalled for.
>>67929130
My grandparent were second cousins and half my family have mental issues. One of my cousins was born autistic and deaf.
Cute > Pretty > Beautiful > Sexy
>>67929127
Be yourself.
g'night /cum/ have a nice dream!
>>67929660
I had a chuckle.
But I still haven't thought of an idea I like yet.
>>67929495
>>67929594
have you played red orchestra before, swiss?
>>67929575
the gay circlejerk drove everyone to theother thread.
>>67929668
Good night!
>>67929655
fucking pedo
Just saw Moana
Am I a pedo for wanting to smash the girl???
She's 14
>>67929699
I like big tits.
Big tits can be cute.
>>67929705
>Am I a pedo for wanting to smash the girl???
>She's 14
>>67929705
idk if you're a pedo but you're definitely a loser
>>67929692
RO2 all day baby
>>67929705
What themes did it have (like how Frozen had familial love being a type of love and not just romance)?
Also she looks like an abbo.
>>67929705
>>67929777
also Island girls don't normally have skin that smooth/consistent looking in real life
>>67929734
It's biologically pretty normal desu
I'm not attracted to prepubescent girls like some sort of freak
She's also pretty well developed in my defense. She's also pretty independent and has a strong personality which is a big turn on for me. Probably the biggest reason I'm attracted to her
>>67929740
Fair enough
>>67929777
Watch it and see for yourself dude. It was great
Also take that back, she's very pretty
dumb dixieposters killing this thread
>"Why are you looking at me like that anon."
What do?
>>67929705
your a hebephilie I think by definition. still nasty.
>>67929761
it got single player? mp is for children
>>67929825
punch that fucking weab in the gullet
>>67929825
Push her off my fucking chair
>>67929832
>Hebephilia is the strong and persistent adult sexual interest in pubescent (early adolescent) individuals, typically ages 11–14
Just barely I guess. She's probably pretty close to her 15th birthday I bet though
>>67929825
unbutton my trousers
>>67929840
It does but the drunk people spamming WWII marches makes it much more fun
>>67929825
Why are you dressing like a girl when you're a boy?
>>67929705
Half of 4chan has probably fapped to Rei or Asuka before and they're fourteen.
my gfs face when
>mp is for children
>>67929840
I only play multiplayer desu but yes it does have single player.
>>67929892
>asuma and rei are 14
What the fug
Why are there 2 active threads
>"Hey!. Hey anon hehe stop pushing me... Why are you so grumpy today?"
>>67929958
Why is there one active you
>>67929968
ya got him
>>67929968
I-i don't know
Civ 5 is STILL downloading
>>67929958
janny obviously needs to start cracking down on us harder
>>67929927
anime doesnt make sense
pic related
>>67929958
basically someone made another late, we ignored it, people circlejerked and then most left again to it and then vise versa
Gf just sent me this
>>67929987
installed it in like half an hour the other day
didn't have any expansions though
>>67929987
Get better Internet
>>67929992
if janny's a qt girl she can crack down on us as hard as she wants
How do I get a black gf
>>67930006
She has shit taste desu
>>67930031
delete this
>>67930040
What's wrong with reddit?
>>67930049
No
>>67930041
>>67930031
AYO WASSUP BLACCBOI
>>67930041
CHI
reply to my post with the cutest anime girl you have
>>67930051
breeding grounds for Trump supporters
What is /cum/ listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf4IxNNiqbU
>>67929655
Beautiful > Cute > Sexy ≥ Pretty
>>67930090
>>67930090
it's gonna be one of these nights..
>>67930090
>>67930100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-KAY_Glmn4
>>67930090
>>67930031
This stuff needs to be spammed on twitter and Tumblr
>>67930090
>>67930116
some faggots thread split
also the janny decides not to delete a thread the one time it's necessary
>>67930090
REMINDER
How can i know if I'm autistic for sure?
About me:
-I enjoy anime
-I wear sketchers
-I dont shower regularly
-Only girl in my contacts is my mom
-Needless to say never had a gf (23 now)
-Have no irl friends
-I like going for walks at night
-Can't make conversation irl
-Sometimes when I'm forced into a scenario requiring social interaction I pick out reaction images in my head as if it was a computer (ie if someone says something that i deem to be stupid and outdated I'll pick out a proper Costanza image in my head based off what i have saved on my pc)
Can men be cute
>>67930090
At least I tried.
>>67930172
no but boys can
>>67930090
>>67930167
It's only autistic if you wear the Sketchers that light up.
>>67930167
>-Sometimes when I'm forced into a scenario requiring social interaction I pick out reaction images in my head as if it was a computer (ie if someone says something that i deem to be stupid and outdated I'll pick out a proper Costanza image in my head based off what i have saved on my pc)
that sounds a little autistic to me
>>67930154
THICCCCCC
>>67930189
That's what I thought too
>>67930167
>Only girl in my contacts is my mom
>Needless to say never had a gf
>Have no irl friends
>I like going for walks at night
>Can't make conversation irl
literally me
https://youtu.be/gqtQD8kvm_8
>>67930180
>when you want to be a nice person and not report this guy for avatar fagging because he doesn't seem like a bad person but he keeps breaking the anti reddit rule
>>67930090
E B I L
I FUCKING HATE REGGAETON AND SANTIASCO
>>67930237
Hi how's life going?
you homosexual deviants need to wisen up and become real manatees
>>67930253
Leave Baja be.
He's special
>>67930268
Is Valdivia also that bad?
>>67930288
Idk, life is just going.
And for you?
>>67930296
Ok. But first let me dominate your boipussi!
>>67930308
Never been there, but it seems like a comfy place
>>67930253
We don't need no jannies poking around here. If you have an issue, then dish out some good old /cum/ justice yourself
What's with all this pussy shit obsession with BajaChan?
>>67930154
Thicc
>>67930399
she's our queen
>>67930399
the faggots got kicked off of lgbt also
lonely people + spammer that has posted so called girl photos= flirting fags
>no Asuka girlfriend
can anyone here remind me why I live?
>>67930417
A trans mtf is the cum queen?
No.
>>67930399
I just do it because it was kinda funny then it started turning into a gay dumbshit, I just hope that they stop
>>67930314
Same lol
>>67930471
>gay dumbshit
>/cum/
This general is inherently gay dumbshit.
It's fun though
>>67930471
>I just do it because it was kinda funny
I understand.
>then it started turning into a gay dumbshit
Everything just went out of control after this.
>I just hope that they stop
This.
>"You want to be my bf?"
WUT DO?
Can we just stop the gayposting for once/
>>67930508
It's starting to get dumb and boring, If I want to see a shitton of anime posting I go to /lat/ or /a/
>>67930459
>bajachan
>trans
pick one
>>67930521
Thank you for not using your avatar.
>>67930547
why would you want to do that?
t, cross general switcher
I'm definitely not gay it's just the female form looks not as pleasing to me
>>67930574
acumulate anime reacción pics
>>67930531
Correction, SHE should be MY bf.
Just going to keep posting so this fucking thread hits the limit and dies
>>67930618
That's kinda the point retard
>>67930618
Probably for the best
meta-/cum/ is awful
>>67930618
Do more sit/cum/
>>67930531
My gf is like 10x hotter
>>67930618
This
Hey guys
>>67930647
I've never had a gf.
>>67930670
Howdy
>>67930600
I'd go to /a/ for better anime pic but es la vida tuya.
>>67930673
Meh, it's overrated. It's like having an annoying dog
>Wanna be a cute girl but the technology/medicine isn't there yet
end me
>>67930638
>weekly sit/cum/
>east coastie ranting about flyovers
>Mexico peeks in from the doorway
>audience gives an audible "wooooohhhh!!!!"
>"Ay man you compensating for that small state size?"
>laughter
>>67930691
I still have to prove to myself I can do it though.
Gonna take a shower lads
Do you guys pee in the shower? I do
Is furry ERPing on steam bad lads? Gets my willy all excited desu but otherwise I'm a well-adjusted man
>>67930701
>>67930709
Yes. It's all the same pipes.
>>67930691
You cant have sex with dogs
>>67928266
>Lying on the internet
Why?
>>67930710
nigga please
>>67930717
Can I add you, Burger-san?
>>67930701
I chuckled
>>67930722
>TINY
>FEMININE
>COASTIE
>>67930727
Actually, anon....
>You cant have sex with dogs
>>67930727
Buddy have I got news for you
>>67930727
says the mexican
okay go ahead and migrate to the dixie thread
>>67927836
>>67930709
I'm the guy who was debating it before.
I got dubs the second time so I said I'd do it, but I wasn't paying attention and I pissed in the toilet on accident so I couldn't pee in the shower
>>67930813
pierdole we haven't even hit the limit yet
>>67930770
>>67930767
>>67930748
Legally*
>>67930826
WE JUST DID NEGRO
>>67928839
>>67928811
I second this.
Peed in the shower kek
>>67930973
you are going to get rings around the base of the shower, anon.
>>67931000
Like
I
Give
A
Fuck
>>67931000
Nice trips. Also if you pee on the drain there is no problem.
>>67931028
expected as much from a canadian
we NEED a new thread STAT
>>67931050
I'm at a friend's house desu
>>67931053
please make it ant fagots anti anime
>>67931068
kek. shit in his toilet and dont flush it and close the lid. and lay a douce in the shower
>>67930838
ACTUALLY
yo
Can I immigrate into this thread?
>>67932937
Sure, anything to declare?