/brit/

shit thread so fat

the libertines 2bh
the kooks 2bh
the strokes 2bh
the arctic monkeys 2bh
suede 2bh

>that first episode of black mirror

So happy I got rid of social media tbqhwy

taking a risk

right i'm getting a drink what you havin?

deliberate mistake >.<

SO HERE I AM

>>67924328
woowoo

>>67924317
pete doherty 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaTgMqaWEg8

metalheadz mario can move

>>67924328
6 shots of sambuca please

the gf
http://www.xvideos.com/video21340461/angelic_94_1

>>67924328
I'll stick to my buck fast tonic wine thank you very much

>>67924370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEmM6vVFrao

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janny, what a nob, eh? deary me...

off to whack the willy
hold my seat

switzerland is gods country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoPZxzKejhs

wtf i love mario kart now

*presents neg hole*

Just got back from my shift at wetherspoons lads, AMA

>>67924328
cornetto

>>67924420
Shut UP you cunt

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birthday girl

>>67924422

just memeing
or am i being harsh?

>>67924275
>how good we have it
>costs more on a train than to fly to germany and back

I don't think you realise how fucking shit that is

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>>67924426
what did you get her, anon?

2 month old daughter just pissed on me

>>67924460
rub her nose in it and throw her outside

>>67924447
i meant in terms of free movement and ease of travel
trains in this country are a fucking joke outside of london/home counties/the south east

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good edition

need someone to positive my negative hole

shit scared of getting the gf preggers

how can I get her to take the pill

>>67924487
this sounds bad but then i realized thats how you teach dogs haha xx

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>>67924450
my love
it's all she needs because she's NOT a whore for material possessions

>>67924487
chuckled at that

you don't deserve it tho just so you know

>>67924506
Ugly

ISIS - How to be a good mussie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjxcxPen0ZM

They murder a lad within the first 5 minutes on the video.

>platinum breakz
>platinum breakz II
>platinum breakz 03
>platinum breakz 4
just fuck my shit up

>>67924436
classic

the black wife keeps shouting at me lads

why is social media so cancerous?

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>>67924529
not even cakes or sweets?

>Tha Jamminest Album U Eva Heard
>Tha Jamminest Album Of All Time

just fuck my life up

>>67924568
literally all me

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>Go to nice restaurant downtown
>Nice quiet atmosphere, get a seat by the window with a view of the bay
>group of Northerners come in
>fat, short, and incredibly annoying, seem to be doing everything to be as obnoxious as possible
>sit right next to me
>shout and holler at each other
>weird accents
>constantly drinking
>scraping their utensils loudly against the plates
>always getting in and out of their seats
>decide to go to the bathroom for a rest
>lock the door
>some guy comes and begins grabbing the doorhandle, finds it locked
>still decides to shake it for 30 fucking seconds
>tell him it's occupied
>"Well hurry the fuck up cunt"
>Go outside after washing hands
>It's one of the fucking northerners

Why haven't these people been exterminated yet? Fucks sake

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDyujx0BZSg

who /cocteau/ here?

>>67924568
edit: thanks for the (You)s, kind stranger!

>>67924570

is 4chan social media?

drinking one of the best tastiest wines ive ever had and its only 3 dollars...

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business idea: open borders with mexico to all fleeing trumps fascism

on the condition they bring mexican food+qts of course

BANNED

>>67924601
its social media for anti-social people

>>67924599
omg :3

good post

business idea: pick up a milf from a pub and shag her

business idea: bans for people whose (you):post ration gets too low

>>67924617
need a latina gf NOW

>>67924328
water

SHART

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>>67924672

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she enjoys birthdays

new gimmick:

try and make a qt Christian girl my gf over time, getting her to slowly fall in love with me and eventually end up being together

can't play two handed piano anymore

think both sides of my brain have disconnected

got quite a lot of blood coming out my ear atm, anyone else know this feel?

got no mixer for t'spirits lads

guess i should just drink water instead

>>67924504
Free movement fucks over more people than it hinders.

Setting up an e-visa system like Aus has with NZ would be easy, barely hinder anyone who was just going over to mainland Europe for the day and certainly wouldn't hinder holiday makers.

People act like before the EU it was hard, annoying or long winded to get to France/Holland/Belgium or Germany. It really wasn't, but then I assume most people ITT are so young that the EU has always been a part of their life and they believe that some relationships/processes that were set up, long ago, are all thanks to the EU. They really aren't.

>>67924342
there you are, la

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mummy

>>67924290
thats a disturbing pic

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>>67924592
good post if I ever saw one

>>67924734
drink it straight, pussy
it's easy when you're already drunk

>>67924772

so northerners are African?

>>67924762
Well that's fucking terrifying

why remove kebab when you can eat kebab

Set up a dating site profile again

Immediately regretted it again

I'll probably just let it rot and never message anyone again

might found a militant organisation to liberate cornwall from the westminster elite

>>67924787
no it will make me throw up everywhere
i'm a pussy when it comes to straight spirits, cannot handle them anymore after multiple incidents

>>67924814
>using dating sites besides tinder
would never do this

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>>67924803

>>67924844
I'm too ugly and self conscious for tinder

>>67924323
i was just laffin at the fact that alice eve played naomi and thad from blue mountain state played paul

just ate a pot of chive dip with a spoon
ama

>>67924798
No, Africans are much nicer

>>67924798
no, africans are northerners that got lost walking home from the shops

>tfw no biologically female gf

fuck off mum

>>67924858
what about real life?

don't know how to sugar coat it but using other dating site is just weird. it's like an abnormie stamp.

>>67924803
tfw kept abusing a kebab man in a kebab shop and he removed me from the premises one time

this is sole reason for me joining britain first

JANNY :[[[

>>67924885
damn
would still need a couple of beers 2bh would remind me too much of my mum

>>67924909
how the tables have turned

>>67924885

phwoar, love to smear some lard on that gash

Chongin on a spliff desu
Dude i'm like SO high right now xD

>>67924908
I just don't talk to many girls 2bh

I really just need to abandon hope 2bh

JANNY GOING HAM

>>67924933
told him YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT THIS IS BRITAIN, THIS IS MY COUNTRY AND I WANT SOME SHISH WITH NAAN YOU FUCK

didn't work tho

>>67924885
Holy shit this pic turned me on

The thought of pounding her hard doggystyle while rubbing her clit and clasping her big mummy titties with the old overhand really has me going

might start a barbershop quartet with my barber and his barber and steve

do we have a new janny? This one's taking no prisoners

>>67924943
>I just don't talk to many girls 2bh
why? maybe there's still hope if it's not something really weird

I used to be a friendless, kissless, handholdless virgin throughout my entire teen years so there's always hope

THEY CALL ME
SHAKE SULA, THE MIC RULER, THE OLD SCHOOLER

the newest custodial recruit is eager to assert dominance lads

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>>67924978
>big mummy titties

wtf I hate ireland now

show some fucking respect

>>67925028
hi hello welcome

>>67925006
I just don't know many. That and I actually have really high standards in what I'd want (personality wise, not in terms of looks). Most of the girls I do know are just vapid.

>>67925028
delete!!!

know ya like to drink strongbow
cos ya wanna get strong like bear
but youll get beat like a bongo
deep in the woods im theere so dont come there

stayed up all night making youtube poops and now i'm getting drunk
absolute state of me

>>67925027
But it's true, older women have a certain type of stomach and tits, more worn but still lovely

However I agree that was a disgusting use of terminology on my behalf, I'm sorry

hi yes is this spoons
two blue lagoons please

>>67924800
fag

>>67925067
what show are you pooping

>>67925049
then you're in the wrong environment. you should situate yourself somewhere that you'd expect to find people like that. you're hardly likely to find a gamer gf by heading down the clubs.

what kind of girl do you want anyway?

>>67924865
>blue mountain state

ah yes, a runt

omg I am soooo drunk rn haha
*makes intentional spelling and grammar mistakes*

I'm 19, kv
I've only spoke to like 6 girls in my entire life
The closest i've ever got to sex when random girls used to hug me out of pity
It's too late for me, isn't it?

>>67925003

he's trying hard to impress mr schelpstein on his first week

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>>67925054
>I distinctly remember the first time I saw a picture of my then-seven-year-old daughter's face in a gas chamber.
howling

>>67925102
It's a good show

>>67925102
ahh yes, i'll only watch what 4chan tells me to watch. that'll make me kewl

>>67925111
>19
no it isn't
you have to be 28 and posting the old swapped legs in the mirror gimmick for it to be too late for you

>>67925087
true detective

>>67925054
mewling

>>67925101
A clever one. That's not much into sex or anything like that. That I could go out and do weird stuff with.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11741561

>>67925111
were you homeschooled or something?

>>67925054
>African American adopted from ethiopia

So she's fucking African then.

>>67925054
screaming at the last sentence

>>67925054

roaring ngl

i plan on taking george clooney's throne as the coolest guy from america when he dies

>>67925054
roaring

would absolutely heem hitler if i met him irl

Really interesting how Western media covered, hid and altered the recent scandal in South Korea

what reason do they even have for doing this?

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>>67925134
never heard ANYBODY on 4chan make a judgement on bms, I don't browse /tv/

its a garbage show meant for the deanos of the north america that want to relive their handegg glory days
>>67925133
never respond to me again bruce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSPPOlUWmZs
the gf

>>67925170
Not if she has US citizenship

god's wrath is the only power man fear
couple skeng man then shower man here
shower man down in my shower man gear

>>67925145
well, are you clever? it sounds like you're surrounded by morons so it's quite likely that you are one too. don't reckon a clever gf would fancy a mongy bf.

and by clever I don't mean you read marx and posted it on FB.

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the so-called "gf"

>>67924592
1v1 southern latte sipping faggot

>>67925054
wailing

>>67925054
This shit is why I unironically like the alt-right, they are hilarious and they make lefties shite themselves.

>>67925234
i go hard for my team i go hard for my squadron

>>67924592
>>67925249
iceland has their own version of north v south?

>>67925280
wrrrr, dis rlly md me tink

>>67925162
No, just literally zero self esteem since childhood
Doctor think I might have avoidant personality disorder

>>67925237
Without wanting to sound like an arsehole, yes. I just ended up working in an industry early. I can't count how often people have said "why are you doing x, shouldn't you be doing something better?"

I'm just lazy.

>>67925226
It's satirical you runt, don't take everything you see at face value.

>>67925259
mr gorbachev, fedora this post

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new gimmick:

try and make a qt Christian girl my gf over time, getting her to slowly fall in love with me and eventually end up being together

>>67925226
But it's a funny show and they literally don't play a game of football until the last 2 episodes. It's just a college party with ridiculous plot lines, it's fun.

t. someone who has never played handegg or any other sport and isn't reliving anything

>>67925285
>100,000 people getting butthurt about 50,000 people

cant make this shit up

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>>67925280
ayy lmao

>>67925280

me on the right

>>67925321
is that milo

>>67925331
on the left ye

>>67925321
me at the back

>>67925326
max stirner haha

>>67925342
opinions on their arses?

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/remeepatel/xx-things-you-know-if-youre-a-girl-who-loves-to-poo?utm_term=.gjkv4E2b2#.gaY6MRX1X

Reminder that if you don't study STEM, writing these kinds of articles is your life when you graduate if you're lucky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn92cCaAO88

tune

>>67925226
>deanos of the north america that want to relive their handegg glory days


the show is literally about a player who has absolutely no desire to be great or win at all and does his very best to be the 2nd string quarterback so he can say hes on the team to fuck girls

it's like the complete opposite of reliving your days playing the sport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH_j0-F592U

me doing an indirect to the 'ads

>>67925350
Dunno la

wasn't looking

>>67925232
Then she should be called American.

I'm not British-Australian, old people spending their lives in spain aren't fucking British-Hispanic.

Why is it the North American's that always patronise people's nationality/race, like African American, Hispanic American and French Canadian.

>>67925364
this type of music is only good if you have a speaker which outputs mental bass

>>67925379
bender

>>67925302
>>67925322
How is it satirical if it is consumed unironically by loads of turbonormies in canada and the states? They film the show in my city too

can't believe im sharing a general with runts that actually enjoy watching bms

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>>67925353
>https://www.buzzfeed.com/remeepatel/xx-things-you-know-if-youre-a-girl-who-loves-to-poo?utm_term=.gjkv4E2b2#.gaY6MRX1X

i am gonna fuck up the next person that tries to tell me im white

>>67925301
>it's another le smart but lazy tosspot
sorry to break it to you, but it doesn't sound like you're very clever at all

>I can't count how often people have said "why are you doing x, shouldn't you be doing something better?"
almost everyone who's not a complete retard (iq<80) has this

have you got any objective proof that you're smart? like exam results or working in a job that requires brains

because it's not looking good

>>67925388
>unironically uses the term "turbonormies"
>calls other people runts

howling

>>67925325
More like 200000 vs 20000

>>67925379
dont lie mate saw you have a cheeky gander

>it's a "dad's back at it with the crack" episode

ah yes

>>67925388
>I base how much I like a show on the other people who watch it and the quantity of people I dislike compared to the quantity of people I like within that

Glad I'm not this much of an insecure faggot that I can like something that someone I dislike also likes.

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pirate scumbags

>>67925429

>not smoking crack with the old man

live a little pussyole

HOLY SHIT
TURN ON THE NEWS
ALAN TITCHMARCH CONFIRMED PEDO
CAUGHT STEALING CHILDRENS UNDERWEAR FROM THEIR BEDROOMS WHILE FILMING GARDEN FORCE

>>67925383
m50s have pretty good bass response

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night

>>67925408
I don't have a fedora big enough for this post.

is there anything in norn worth saving? reckon we should just let ireland have it/deal with it

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>>67925300
It gets better eventually.. r-right guys?

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>>67925353
>>67925399
>by Remee Patel

>>67925472
nite

>>67925381
You are British Australian if that's your heritage, it's just Australians don't see ethnicity as important in labelling themselves
People aren't British Hispanic if they don't have citizenship, even if they do it's just being British and Spanish.
They do it to keep some sort of racial/cultural identity.

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>>67924617
i see you've posted my gf. please be kind enough to ask next time thanks

>>67925442
kek, nicely done fake

>>67925478
t. mong

>>67925472
no

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Apologise

>>67925497
What have you done then

And don't give me something to do with maths, that's literally robot sperg tier

>>67925479
Yeah, I suppose your mothers pussy might be salveagable

Why are words being censored again FFS

>>67925511
Jo Who?

>>67925442
This is like spot the alt-right meme

Found 5 so far

>>67925434
>>67925414
couldn't finish the first episode

Was blown away by how terrible the writing is

you're shit taste runts, get over it. As long as you acknowledge its a guilty pleasure we're good.

Its like consuming britney spears music. Its objectively not good.

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need an executive £32k german car

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>1am
>still not paraletic
>run out of mixer

might have to do a cheeky stroll to the coop

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>>67925435
got that right

tommy "the absolute" mair

so he chases them away

'member something old

>>67925551
SEE MAN IN A GERMAN WHIP

>>67925442
Wew, where'd you get that from?

someday yet

>>67925551

you need a bullet to the temple

>>67925521
didn't say I was smart, did I? just pointing out someone who's got a mistakenly inflated opinion of himself. Kind of helping him actually.

mouth is pretty dry

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>couldn't finish the first episode
>Was blown away by how terrible the writing is
>you're shit taste runts, get over it. As long as you acknowledge its a guilty pleasure we're good.
>Its like consuming britney spears music. Its objectively not good.

>>67925545
All TV is a guilty pleasure you runt. There is no such thing as objectively good television if your basis for objectively good is fantastic writing, storyline, acting, production etc.

There never has been. TV is just a time waster because we have nothing better to do. Why do you think the chad's at BMS never once use a computer, watch TV or go to the cinema.

It's something to do when you have nothing better to do.

business idea: hold an election any time the prime minister resigns

oh wait fucking coop's shut ennit

fucks SAKE

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Is pizzagate a meme or do they genuinely believe pedos advertise their services on a pizza menu?

he'll begin his life again

dumb pirate frogposter

parents just signed me up for fat camp without asking my permission


fucking fuming right now lads

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>>67925490
I think you'll find that that is my wife

please don't contact us again or I'll be forced to call the authorities

>>67925610
t. 1998 yaris

skream is unironically my idol

every time i've seen him he's been off his nut on coke and pills and still does sick shows

quality lad

>>67925655

2003 ka actually, get it right you mong

>>67925629
>i have never seen a good quality television series

WOW you're a fucking runt

When it's said that the heptapods told the Russians, "There is no time," and everyone interprets it as a threat or a sign to hurry… and they're literally trying to say that time doesn't exist to them—what a subtle way to sum up everything. It seems like such a throwaway line.

I loved that this wasn't even addressed later. It's just there, and, if you missed it the first time around, it'd mean something totally different on a second viewing. Way to trust the intelligence of the audience!

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>>67925442
>GASSEM

business idea: dating site/app for nerds and other sub-normals

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>>67925655
are you implying something la

Margaret Thatcher talkin on TV,
looks so sincere as she says to me,
There'd be no unemployment if,
you all used a bit of initiative
I was on the dole I was broken bored
Says I, I'd take her at her word
Got a loan from the credit union man,
And bought meself a transit van.

>>67925684
So all of them?

t. Nerd.

gonnna stroll into town lads lol

good chance ill be hit by a car befor ei make it to the offie

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>>67925645
OI

>>67925684
what would your measure on qualifying be

would like to fuck karen

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>>67925684
that's actually a good idea

>there's someone in this thread so insecure that he CANNOT enjoy things that are too popular
Ah yes breathing and food are also overrated, you should give them a break also

i don't even have a gf and i'm already worried about her dying on me

>using dating apps in 2016

why?

>>67925714
a true normie wouldn't want to be associated with the site

what game should I play lads

>>67925684
it'll literally get filled by attention whores like the gaming community was

can't believe you don't know this

Starting to think I may just be a very high functioning autist

SHADILAY SHADILAY

>>67925676
there are good quality TV shows, when comparing them to other TV shows, but all fictional TV is a guilty pleasure. It is in no way informative or artistic it's just mind numbing shite the while away the hours of people who have nothing else to do.

Name a single 'objectively' good TV show going by your standards

>>67925684
*Patents the idea*
Hmmm...no I don't see that working friend.

>>67925729
I based my opinion of the show from watching most of an episode

The fanbase/viewers of a show are telling of its quality and or appeal. To say anything otherwise is just lies.

>>67925737
why not?

>>67925692
Fact: only women and guys that had their car paid for by their dads drive a yaris

watching house lads, very excited to see whether the person survives or not

>>67925777
the quality of person that uses online dating sites is pretty slow desu

t. been there done that

>>67925737
what's the alternative?

>>67925777
just go outside and talk to girls?

>777
check'd

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>>67925721
good lad

>>67925737
tinder is great 2bh

so glad that there's an online dating app that's acceptable for normies to use. makes things a lot easier.

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>>67925767

I'm a runt 2bh

>>67925763
So? Business ideas aren't to make a quality business, it's to make a profit

>>67925054
screeching and mewling in pain and eager delight

>>67925763
why would you care if it made money

>>67925729
Literally me

>actually getting angry at cars worth over £400

are you unironic anarchists who slap those shitty 'revolution' stickers all over lamposts?

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>>67925781
that is no regular yaris

that is the RS

only for performance drivers

>>67925794
talking in person?

>>67925751
KEK

Holy fucking shit janny pls dont hurt me

>>67925800
ah yes, because im limited to one or the other.

think on, pillock.

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Is this any good lads?

>>67925834
no but seriously what's the alternative?

do you have lewd pics of karen?

need a /brit/ bf

business idea: sell black market car stereos

>>67925545
it's a show about a guy who intentionally plays shit in games so he can sit on the bench to nurse his hangovers from the night before. it's not going to be written like it's the sopranos or something you absolute faggot.

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hmm

>>67925863
bit gay????

>>67925809

same but not the thieving type. More the vandal sort.

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rate my car lads

>>67925837
but why do you need to use a date site?

do you think you're going to find a decent woman?

business idea: water as a mixer

alternatively, johnsons baby lotion

>>67925832
Hahahahaha
Meme

>>67925838
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480147525535.webm

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this angers the autist

Bit of a longshot but any fellow /oxbridge/ autists here?

>>67925781
>guys that had their car paid for by their dads drive a yaris
wow that is literally and unironically me

>>67925878
nah not really

skipping meals for the next few days so i can afford my winrar license

>the nerd dating app will quickly become
>LE QUIRKY GIRL WITH GLASSES XD NERD LMAO
I can see this working, normdrones can't get enough of the glasses gimmick. Most popular interests will probably be
>GAME OF THRONES OMG XD

>>67925892
I had whisky in a nescafe instant latte earlier

Off the rails 2bh

bed soon probably

>>67925838

>sky news

nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p4CRBypnMo

tune

>>67925886
enjoy changing the apex seals

and the entire car rusting away because it's a mazda

>>67925889
i dont need to do anything mate.

>>67925904
>i want to be like every other paki drug dealer

inspiring, lad

>>67925922
GOOD lad

>>67925886
Would sell for 25k here

>>67925872
what makes them black market?

>>67925931
haha

>>67925054
"p-please no bully"
kek i love this

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dream car 2bh

>>67925941
what other choice is there

>>67925951
They were bought off a black guy (i.e they were stolen)

>>67925886
fuck off you white trash prick

business idea: tell mr goyinberg the janys are doing gods work, so it will end up being one of the most in-demand jobs and they will end up paying to moderate a zambibian shoemaking forum factory

business idea: i get a gf in 24 hours or I neck myself

>>67925967
exclusively driven by old wankers here

Anyone know how to use R and Rstudio? How do you run an instrumental variable in a regression

>>67925904

you do know only pakis and wogs drive mercs?

mates keep taking the piss because they found out about the semi autobiographical book i'm writing about a man who falls in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet

>>67926003
being on brit is a good start

If most people are "normies", doesn't that make us "abnormal"?

Are we the degenerates? Why do we exist?

>>67925967
>dream car
literally £1000 on any used car site

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>ISIS bomb making video up on youtube for the last 7hours

>>67925976
A normal sedan. Anybody with a luxury car is an insecure faggot that feels they need to supplement themselves with material goods

all out of cocaine lads

>>67926013
googled it and the answer appeared magically

>>67925967

farage: the car

>>67925935
Already rebuilt the engine. And I don't live in a salty, snowy shithole like cuckada so I don't expect it to rust any time soon
>>67925946
Want to buy it?

>>67926036
link

>>67926036
link

>>67926041
My google doesn't appear to be working

>>67926023
Kek, has anyone got the screenshot of this?

what is this called again
inferiority complex or something?
>>67926038
>>67926017

>>67926040
iktf bro