/brit/

get everyone and the stuff together

1st for hampshire

the bankers the bonuses

bit early for one of these
/brit/ early i should say h4h4

Is it safe?

uni students fuck off
reddit flaggers fuck off

>>67921912
3,2,1
lets jam

fuck off janny you fat unpaid shit

the radical alt centrist movement starts NOW

>>67921942
this

fuck the yanks desu

babestation

>>67921942
both me

>>67921914
the west coast of the solent needs to be nuked

>>67921943
*jams with you*

Dear janny.

This is so retarded. The justification given to delete anime threads is that this is an international culture board. But then you'd have to basically delete every fucking thread unless their image is something like a map. Most generals keep some kind of photo in their cover. Is this a photography board? No, but that doesn't mean you'll delete it. So please keep that in mind.

Thankfully, /brit/.

Alri lads I'm thinking of completely cutting my internet usage (specifically 4chan). This should enable my productivity to explode. Thoughts?

>>67921963
olivia berzinc desu

>>67921849
DESPISE the left

>>67921981
no

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the gf lads
thoughts?

got a gnarly cut on my finger

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>>67922012
me and your girl

>>67921978
thankfully /brit/ what

>arse ravaged anime posters and yanks
Janny is truly doing god's work

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Daily reminder Luffbra has the best ameriball team and we're twinned with Schwäbisch Hall which had the only non-yank ameriball player to be drafted without having played college ameriball.

I'm a fountain of knowledge I am

>>67922012
the statues are creepy

dont care

>>67922020
pics

you dont want me do you
you dont want me do you

>>67921978
anime is gay m8

i will nuke aosgorbe

>>67922054
gore is against rules

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Maya Fey is my waifu

best NGE episode lads?

aosrgobe

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me in the back

>>67922020
put a plaster on it :x

shes a maniac MANIAC on the dance floor

>>67922062
nah
nahhhhh

>>67922087
the last 2

*says hello to darkness*

>>67922079
the last emperor was the Peter O'Toole film I was watching last week

reminder that if you are a uni runt I could literally steal your gf/oneitis from you just by merit of being tall, in my mid 20s and relatively well off

you are like children

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>>67922012

>>67921997
http://www.babeshows.co.uk/showthread.php?tid=64623&page=67

ahh yes, horrible shaving rash on neck and got a date tomo

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the gf

wish I'd gone out last night lads desu

will definitely head out next weekend hahah

>>67922133
damn, was seventh on my guess list

>>67922113
haven't watched one in a while but I'm really in the mood now

THE world's great age begins anew,
The golden years return,
The earth doth like a snake renew
Her winter weeds outworn;
Heaven smiles, and faiths and empires gleam
Like wrecks of a dissolving dream.

Another Athens shall arise,
And to remoter time
Bequeath, like sunset to the skies,
The splendour of its prime;
And leave, if naught so bright may live,
All earth can take or Heaven can give.

Saturn and Love their long repose
Shall burst, more bright and good
Than all who fell, than One who rose,
Than many unsubdued:
Not gold, not blood, their altar dowers,
But votive tears and symbol flowers.

Someone posted a link to a f

thinking about this one
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/elizabeth-16893234.html

-OFFICIAL- K-On! power pankings

1. Mio
2. Yui
3. Azusa
4. Mugi
5. Ui
-POWER GAP
6. Ritsu

time for another drink

>>67922080
because you're a nonce lad

>>67922224
HELLO NONCE

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>1. Mio

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>>67922224
1. yui
2. the rest

official lager power rankings:

1) morretti
2) peroni
3) tyskie
4) zwiec
5) red stripe
6-999) anything else

have had an awful lot of coke and awfully little rum these past few hours
feeling spry and soggy

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Vile runts

always wondered what kind of people apply to be a jani

i mean, i have a full time job and the last thing i want to do is come home and police an internet imageboard >for free

>>67922146
>>67921997
Ah yes, the so called 'fake titty only' channel.

Ages 43-44
Ages 45-46
Ages 47-49
Ages 50-Plus
Sera Virginia Sterling 1822270
1400 Industrial Blvd.
Lockhart, Texas 78644

Looking for a sweetheart?

I am that sweetheart. Although I have a very resilient personality, I am genuine and authentic and original. Many call me eccentric and don't know how to take me and my dry sense of humor. Yet those who know me will say that I'm one of a kind. Be not mistaken, tho I am pure in heart, I haven't always been this way. I've been to the refinery. I've been molded into the woman I am today threw hard lessons. I can be a little unpredictable at times, keeps things interesting. Rest assure, however, I mean this in a more innocent sense as I do believe integrity is a gift. And I believe strongly in the law of Karma. Good & Bad. I have a very youthful soul and I love to laugh. I also call things like I see them which some may confuse with me being aloof or a bitch. I'm neither.

I'm looking for mind stimulation. Simply put. Thats what I want when you write to me

>Went to church society
>met a qt girl
>fucked it up by calling her at like 3am saying all sorts while drunk
>She asks me If I'm going church tomorrow

Think it might just be her being nice tbqhwy

what'd you reckon

>>67922282

>go be gay somewhere else

>>67922297
*slaps your fat man tits around*

>>67922312
pics

>>67922282
first the flag then the fag

>>67922349
nah she's 8/10 though

>>67922312

>Asking anyone here for advice on girls

>>67921792
Why on earth would you live in Loughborough but not be at the university? Don't understand this mindset AT ALL.

official drug power rankings:

1) the sensi
2) mephedrone
3) coke
4) ket
5) mdma
6+) anything else

>>67922312
maybe she sees you as a sinner and wants to save you

finished 8th beer

only spirits left now

>>67922312
go and see what happens

>>67922381
190cm unironically gives great advice

>>67922312
>calling/texting girls you barely know while drunk
retard

saying that she wouldn't talk to you whatsoever if it put her off that much

/pol/ is divided

>>67922312
go church and see x

>>67922224

1. Ritsu
2. Mugi
3. Yui
4. Mio
5. Azusa

>>67922422
screeching

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Why is our weather so shit lads? Overcast all the bloody (ruddy) time

1 9 0 kg
9
0
k
g

>>67922422
lol

>wake up
>still not a bald ancient egyptian farmer
end
it
now

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do you think i should just go to church with her?

she might want to save me or something

>its a girl sees the guy is a mess and wants to help him while slowly falling in love with him episode

Oh wait no this is real life

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pretty glad the whole virginity furore is over now

already had two seriously life threatening illnesses so I could pop my clogs anytime and I'm glad I won't be dying a virgin

>>67922503
yes
talk to her and see what happens

can all the DEANOS in this thread posting about clubs FUCK OFF before i CHIN you one

fuck off back to facebook and share fifa and sport bible shit BAKA

>>67922486
what mate

just snorted some flake (the chocolate bar)

>>67922435
i know it was runtish

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>wake up
>still breathing

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>wake up

genuinely hate myself

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>>67922523
>a moment that changed me - my husband fell in love with a bonobo

>>67922440
ah yes a profound post from the resident spic

>>67922556
want to be a bald ancient egyptian farmer desu

going bed night

>>67922628
WEAK

>wake up
>significant swing in my favour on the markets
ah yes... the good life
*lights cigar and pops champagne*

>wake up
>still asleep
hmm

>>67922628
bye hun

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>wake up
>why don't you put on a little makeup

>>67922625
ah right

eh?

>>67922628
night x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx6oykKGag8&list=LLoTqYi4-sUy0HcGnFmK47nQ&index=2

Communist house music to celebrate Castro's death tonight lads

>>67922640
dunno what's wrong with me
probably depression lmao

>>67922663
>waking up a girl

wow that must shit

where's rokaposting estonia lad at?

>never sleep
>sleep is the cousin of death
hmm ok

>>67922523
>And if that’s too complicated, here are three simple rules that should keep most men out of trouble. First, if you need to preface something with the words “horrendously politically incorrect”, then you probably don’t want to be saying it to a total stranger in a work context.

>Second, if you routinely compliment someone on their looks but never on their thinking, you’re basically saying that you don’t take them remotely seriously. Amazingly, people dislike this.

>And third, as ever, it’s all about tone and context. From someone junior at work, “nice dress” can be smarmy; from someone senior, it can be faintly pervy. But from someone who has always treated you as an intellectual equal, isn’t visibly panting or staring down your cleavage and generally isn’t a jerk? I reckon we can all live with that.

>>67921942
this, reminder if you're under the age of 25 you have no reason to be on 4chan

>>67922677
friend within is pretty good live desu

>wake up
>brush my teeth with a bottle of jack

why does the Big D keep changing his flag?

>>67922523
did you just lose it or something

>>67922628
new or anime nonce from yesteryear?

>>67922664
you know like bruno mars says
"i wanna be a bald ancient egyptian farmer so fuckin bad"

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>sleep is the cousin of death

wish all of britain looked like oxford and central london, and the countryside like the cotswolds

does such a country exist?

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My life

sounds like it's raining out and i've got something on the 'ncy drying

not gonna be very dry now lol

>>67922714
i thought he stopped posting here

>>67922714
keep theresa on her toes

>>67922698
this seems like basic hr shit and not unreasonable at all 2bh

ah this s-isomer is really doing the trick

-OFFICIAL- Requirements for posting on /brit/

>been on 4chan for 3+ years (/b/ doesn't count)
>from the commonwealth
>has read poleboos manifesto
>watched K-On
>voted for brexit
>lived the NEET life for 6 months+

If most of those don't apply to you, then GET OUT

who here alt centre?

>>67922738
ah right...
*thinks about your words for a while*
*stumbles out of the club dazed*
*gets run over by a taxi driven by a sleep-deprived paki*

>>67922686
it's like waking up an angry bear

>>67922764
alri feminist

>>67922714
who?
feel im missing something

>>67922793
radical alt desu

>>67922783
>3 years

fuck off, if you're post-chanology you're a newfag and that never changes

>>67922783
yep
yep
ye-
hey wait..
aren't you supposed to be in prison for fingering your cat, amer?

>>67922783
never really been neet and have never watched anime hahaha

>>67922783
5/6

No idea what K-On is, sounds like gay weeb shit

>>67922821
newfag?

Started becoming fascinated with Economics tbqh, explains so much about everything

Undergoing my own little personal resinassance period

Third eye status: Wide open

>>67922764
ah well, at least your sociology degree isn't a total waste

>>67922853
so you have seen it

please take the communist mexican back

wasn't raining
sounded like fireworks

is there some kind of 'sheed holiday or what

>>67922783
Hate anime
Been on 4chan since 2005

>>67922747
Such a comfy city, close to London virtually zero pakis, excellent university and thriving student culture. True privilege.

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>>67922853
>No idea what K-On is

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>>67922783
>mfw only half of them apply to me

>>67922821
RS

>>67922783
yep
yep
fuck off amir
yep
yep
yep

>>67922698
funny that nowadays you'd probably get in more trouble for telling an SJW woman she has a nice dress than calling her an incompetent cunt, because the first one is sexual harassment while the second is just an insult

>>67922783
yep
yep
nope and will not be doing so
nonce
dumb rorke
yes

>>67922783
4 out of 6, fite me

>>67922698
In summary: anything you say to me is misogyny unless you are attractive

>>67922783
Browsing /sp/ 2010-2013 is a must for /brit/ considering we were the founders of this thread

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>>67922853

i swear to god bulgarians are worse than fucking niggers. i wish theyd all die horribly

>poleaboos manifesto

shan't be reading, took one glance at his blog a while back and physically retched

>>67922873
>>67922848

>>67922783
>been on 4chan for 3+ years (/b/ doesn't count)
>from the commonwealth
>has read poleboos manifesto

How do I do

requirements for posting on /brit/:

- the exact text you get when hovering over my clover
- was in the skype call of craven's house tour

>>67922922
unironically entered /brit/ as a /sp/ refugee in early 2014 hahaha

>>67922783
>found brit in 2014
>own multiple properties in the united kingdom
>avid reader of the 'press blog
>watched the k-on movie ironically
>voted leave
>was neet for about a year
excellent

>>67922897
>>67922865
genuinely clueless, are you having me on?

Anyone have music similar to Neat Beats?

>>67922962
Watch K-on or quit your job and become a NEET and you can stay

>>67922900
Synapses firing at such a rate that my skull is vibrating

what's it like talking to an english woman?

oh no bette midler

Been using Tinder for the last three hours, no matches yet lads.

>>67922975
/brit/ was initially an offshoot of /epl/ when the autistic mods ruined spee

currently yanking at my foreskin trying to make it stretch

>>67922912
ummm no
first bit is don't try and redpill your colleagues at work
second bit is don't say nice tits to the hot one at the office
third bit is don't try and flirt with people that might have something to gain from your favour

>>67922735
>did you just lose it or something
yeah

that's what the whole post was about

>>67923046
false

>>67922974
moot I would've given my money, hirohito not so much

oh rafael
i see...

>>67923006
Baths and Daedelus maybe

>>67923046
Untrue

/brit/ was started by British nostalgia threads about space raiders and cartoons

How old is poleaboo?

i see we have entered meta-/brit/ hours

raped a cat lads

>>67923119
he's like 24 or 25 I think

stepped onto the balcony for a second
people were outside looking at me
ran back inside

Watching the thick of it lads

actually /brit/ was started in 2015 as a hub for extra flaggers to share grime choons and anime trading cards

>>67923057
congrats la

did you go for 2 hours

>>67922146
WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO TO HER LIPS???????

dropped

>>67923054
Sounds dull as fuck, I can't believe people waste their lives and youth on this shit

Where can I get Office 2016 from without paying fro it?

>>67923130
>24

Why is he saying his life is over then?
Silly cunt

>>67923065
'tis true
>>67923088
nope

>>67922900
can feel my brain juices boiling..

>>67923086
will investigate

>>67922984
FOB

>>67923173
You can't. I got it for a tenner

>>67923156
the good old days :(

>>67923173
become a university student
only costs £9k a year
bargin

boom shake shake shake the room

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First things first man you're fucking with the worst
I'll be sticking pins in your head like a fucking nurse
I'll attack any nigga who's slack in his mack
Come fully packed with a fat rugged stack
Shame on you when you stepped through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard straight from the Brooklyn Zoo
And I'll be damned if I let any man
Come to my center, you enter the winter

>>67923173
use libreoffice

>>67923174
because he's insane and needs help

>>67922783
yes
no
no
no
can't
easy

business idea: willies

>>67922783
only 2 of those apply to me

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>PASS USER SINCE 2012

>>67923164
yeah why can't people understand basic manners to the point where you need classes and shit, crazy init

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>>67922224
"no"

1. Yui
2. Mugi
3. Ui
4. Azusa
5. Jun
6. Ritsu
7. Sawa
8. Mio

Special mentions:
Ton-chan, Granny

Also happy birthday Yui (27th November)

187
baited, not rated

>>67923199
:)

>>67923174
He's a trans-sexual paki whose going to court for stalking/sexual harassment. He'll have to register as a sex offender.

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/brit/ was started for the sole purpose of pissing of f'cam

and saying pic related's name followed by "pls"

>>67923259
>sex offender

What why?

Deyr fé, deyja frændur

>>67923195
Where from?

>>67923201
Been to uni already, too old to go back.

>>67923220
No.

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Hey, baby, I like it rawww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Ooh, baby, I like it raww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!

>>67923270
god damn it boner

really lonely

>>67923297
Work

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>>67923234
went with episode 9

>>67923270
The gf with my Hershey's chocolate sauce

ah yes the new irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFEWplFm18Y

she better wash that off soon, she'll get a fungal infection if she's not careful and they take forever to get rid

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decent captcha

>>67923268
where did you get this pic of me

SEXUAL HARASSMENT
PAKI

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/r/britlads

spam filter won't let me post anything even remotely similar to the cytube address so go to the home page and add above

going to get some tunes on

>amir is in his current dire state in his mid 20s

roaring every time I think about it

>>67923286
He's called 'poleaboo' for a reason
He tried to film some Polish girl in the toilets at his uni. He got caught because he'd been stalking the Polish girl for a while.

>>67923332
jenny's not gonna like this one bit

>>67923318
I do.

>>67923335
yfw """he"""'s an actual genuine tranny taking hormones and shit now

just got pasta in my eye

having some porridge

>>67923361
>He tried to film some Polish girl in the toilets at his uni.

Wew that wasn't in his blog fucking hell

>>67923356
makes me feel better about my life

closer than you know
love each other so
androgynous

>>67923162
Hate those lip fillers that all the babestation tarts get

Compare these 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GHsC6L2OB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jdjU4b4Pa0

>The problem is that the police don’t understand 4chan, they think if a post is signed with my name, I must have written it, not the opposite.

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Bitches, niggas put away your pistols
Dirty wont be having it in this house
Cause bitch I'll cripple your style
Now that you heard my calm voice
You couldn't get another nigga, hoochie wont get moist
If you wanna look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money
Aooow...

Thought my dad had killed himself a few weeks so as I was crying I dropped to my knees and prayed to a God that I don't believe in to just do anything to save him, and then about half an hour after that I got a phonecall saying that he hadn't actually gone through with it (the absolute madman). Feel like I owe the big man upstairs my presence at a few more Sunday masses desu, but I still don't really believe in him.

>>67923447
>amir gets arrested and jailed for a fake post

ah yes

being bullied in the 'tube

>>67923236
>basic manners = over-sterilised ultra-PC atmosphere now
the absolute state of 2016

students fuck off, none of you are funny

some choons for ur saturday night:

https://youtu.be/ekcc2L9E_hc
https://youtu.be/sDhoHOidGeM
https://youtu.be/s-UMwUdYXpU
https://youtu.be/Alo7U0S_VPU

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>it says right here you fingered a cat
>this is not a certified poleaboo post

>says right here you want to stab the polish girls
>this is not a certified poleaboo post

>says right here you are taking hormone medication because you want to become a little girl called Monica
>this is a certified poleaboo post

Eat my fucking fanny ham, lads

>tfw no fake tit, smelly bum gf

>>67923503
That dre tune is banging mate, cheers

>>67923514
asl?

>>67923547
19 f london

>>67923508
can you imagine the police going through your own history of shitposts

>>67923556
pics

actually screaming at the thought of 'bena's interview

>>67923514
it looks like ham but it tastes like fish

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ah yes make up is still legal

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>>67923563
>it says here you've made over 4000 posts containing "fuck off normie twat" or variations thereof, care to explain yourself?

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no family will ever be this fucking comfy

>even insanely traditional Irish families like mine

>>67923609
who is this

*imagines being a fly on the wall in poleaboo interrogation*

>>67923609
is this finnish asmr girl?

>>67923609
feel like these are different girls 'bh

>>67923627
THICC

ugly as fuck

>>67923617

that finnish asmr lass

>tfw no qt Slavic health goth gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08cZFkmj2UA

>>67923609
>>67923617
>>67923631
left is slim whispers

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>>67923623

*SWAT*

>>67923573
>constantly referring to himself in 3rd person
>keeps mentioning his dad and driving lessons

shrieking

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excuse me detective, i'd prefer it if you called me by my correct name and pronouns

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ah yes makeup

>>67923503

alri deano

>>67923160
well, for a long time but I couldn't cum

went again in the morning and lasted about 5 minutes

>>67923694
me on the right

About to watch Black Mirror series 3

What am I in for mate

Why do people think Ribena, Poleboo and Lisicki are the same person?

>>67923699
if you don't post 10 of your fav choons right now i will lose my fucking shit how dare you criticise me

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>He wasn't raised in a tiny flat with 9 siblings
>His father wasn't a violent alcoholic
>His mother wasn't a devout Catholic

>>67923719
Six hours of tedious sixthform shit.

https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2016/11/24/arrested-again/
he updated with details of the interview etc fyi

>>67923610
quite glad i didnt go through with my "i am a gay nonce" gimmick with this new surveillance law nonsense

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>>67923503
here you go

Pakipoo, Tim, Cena and Lickydicky are the same person

>>67923719
1st one was good, 2nd one was just dumb and haven't got any further

it's all yanks as well now. it's never going to get any better than black christmas anyway.

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>>67923780
most likely me

>>67923802
black christmas was legit 10/10

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>>67923631
>>67923667
WRONG
same person

https://www.instagram.com/carolinavneto/?hl=en

>>67923762

> they saw my pills but I can’t remember if they were left in plain sight for my family to find

god I hope so

>>67923834
cba scrolling through that
link me to both

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>>67923776

>all these half baked gimmicks

lads. LADS! we are letting a lot of shit slide, we simply cannot accept these levels of mediocrity

>>67923826
yer black christmas is legit the best episode of black mirror ever made and will retain that title forever. I actually loved it

>tfw asleep for work in 24 hours time

>>67923780

there was a theory that Ribena was one of cravens creations. I don't think it ever got disproved entirely.

>>67923878
go back to bed

Do you think 2016 can squeeze in another famous person death?

>germany still doesn't have street view

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>black mirror went to shit after black christmas

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>>67923938

>>67923834
>>67923853

oops wrong instagram anyway


https://www.instagram.com/p/jUBEKUnNB_/?taken-by=janduxo&hl=en

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGC6OGuHNGX/?taken-by=janduxo&hl=en

>>67923938
me top right of the top left "BRIT" thing

>>67923936
yeah give me a second

You know there's more to 'ribena' than meets the eye

I know things you'll never know ;)

>>67923936
who would you like?

>>67923964
f*cking hell

reckon people would notice if a male started wearing make up?

>>67923998
mike love

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Why were British coal miners allowed to wear black face?

Is this why the mines were closed?

gf left an absolutely rancid brexit on the kitchen floor, just had to clean it up

>>67923991
how does """he""" taste you bender

>>67923998
Suge knight

>>67923964
bravo estonia

>>67924000
stop thinking about putting make up on lol

>>67924030
it's not gay because i'm straight lol

>>67923729
ribena is poley

lisicki is just some welsh twat

>able to convince people I know things when I actually don't
is there a way to turn a profit from this useless skill?

>>67924010
literally feel sick when i think about how much shit must have got in their lungs

reading the book companion to Michael Palin's New Europe

wish I could just hop on a train for a quick weekender on the continent

>>67924042
Lord give me the strength to not take this bait.

Someone make a meme that reflects this.

>>67923729
Ribena and Poleaboo are different nicknames for the same person you spastic

out of beers

it's either vodka/rum or bed now

dunno if i can hack the spirits

"having a look/go" was the purest gimmick imo
never got too pretentious

Had a really weird dream. I can't remember much of it, but it had a wizard of Oz feel to it

where do you find milfs to shag in real life?

push out the jive

bring in the love