/brit/

roll tide

flags

kpop

anime

why's he pretending he's in a bunkbed with a chesty slag lads

what's his angle?

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Ah yes

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'

found about 20 pounds in change outside the roman museum in chester on a school trip once and nobody believes me

@67919497
not clicking this

@67919518
don't know what that is

@67919522
>>>/reddit/

@67919530
shite

>>67919532
good post

selling condom never used

don't care about anything or anyone and can barely even bring myself to have sex haha

might con a fatty out of some plane tickets and just fuck off somewhere

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whats her hourly rate?

>>67919581
how long has it been maturing in your wallet for

>mom watching tv
>hear someone talking with a british accent
>look
>she has a hijab on
pottery

>>67919497
i love that Israelite

>>67919598
16 years

There's literally nothing wrong with finding large, protruding nostrils, fat rubbery lips, shitstained skin or pubic head hair attractive

>>67919596
bout tree fiddy

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dunno how girls do all this shite desu

>>67919565
Um hey yeah where the fuck did you get this picture from??????

liverpool is 12

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we did it /brit/

why are white women so ugly lads? it's fucking rancid

just gagged

oh dear

>>67919596
£400? Link her profile pls

>>67919645
he found the condom in the gutter

>>67919654
ah yes

*ingests a full a pink teddybear in celebration*

>>67919637
Any girl that would actually do all that probably looks disgusting frankly

>>67919596
I'd pay £250 per hour

>>67919659
haha on the gak?

>>67919667
how do you know

>>67919637
seal it all with varnish

>>67919695
i abstain from answering this

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>move south from Newcastle
>Small cod and chips is £5.70
>No scraps
>No gravy
>Curry sauce from a packet

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>>67919596
plane ticket to dubai, free cruise and probably at least 10 grand on top

>>67919699
I left it there four years earlier and checked on it every day

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>>67919645
you're rude

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me at the back

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>>67919726
>Curry sauce from a packet

>>67919726
your barbaric ways are not welcome in civilization

the igf wants to move things forward

i'm telling her my last name

I could leave you
say good-bye
or I could love you
if I try
and I could
and left to my own devices
I probably would
Left to my own devices
I probably would

>>67919532
starchy
>>67919581
salty
>>67919593
bitter
>>67919679
sweet
>>67919726
oily

>>67919725
wahey make sure you got a tinny or something flavoured to hand to wash it off the back of the ol' throat

getting a bit sick of the all the bare flesh being tossed about tbqh lads. shan't tolerate this too much anymore

>>67919785
need consistent reviews of the mouthfeel or I'm unsubscribing

>>67919785
Disregard that, I suck homeless mens asses for cans of special brew.

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reminder

>>67919785
feel like i got the best taste here desu

>>67919800
t.Muhhamad Abu-Bakar

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its currently -30/40 right across Kazakhstan

in 6 months time it will be +30/40 in Kazakhstan

imagine living there

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>>67919831

LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>ME
>GAY
PICK BOTH

How often do you lads read? And what do you read?

Just finished work at a shitty supermarket, ama

>>67919885
every five minutes
sexts from your mother

>>67919885
all the time
whatever shite you lads are posting

>>67919646
>Women

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President Clinton? I figure if anyone knows how to get some tang around here it's gotta be you. SHUT UP

>>67919885
k-on

>>67919885
you mean books? never

>>67919888
What department? Let me guess, fresh with the reduction vultures?

t. ex-tesco friend

>>67919888
ah yes, retail

got a higher resolution monitor lids
this is what it must feel like to get (new) glasses

>>67919885
in uni. can't be arsed to read anything more tbqh

kinda feel bad that all the reading that i do is mainly technical, dry stuff

>>67919839
that's not true lol

current wee count is about 1200

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5hsKUaR16I

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>>67919820

>>67919885
based zizek pure ideology stirner spook marx owen jones guardian columns haha michael moore documentaries

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>>67919885
>he reads books
lmao loser

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>work
>on a saturday

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Is she black?

>>67919785
Ah yes nice gimmick, may I save it?

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one of the comments is
> 2D girl don't need protection

://

>>67919970
a man of taste, like myself

just threw the kot out the window

>>67919839
I imagine they've adapted.
Deserts are hot as fuck during the day, but sub zero at night. I think they cope by living in heavily insulated tents with many closeable flaps to vent heat.

>>67919885
every day

read all kinds

>>67919980
brown

>>67919973
Finished at 10:15
Spent my evening counting cash and trying to avoid my devil manager
Kill me now desu

real thread theme

https://youtu.be/zilPh6cjRNU

>>67919942
look it up lad

>>67919980
south asian/middle eastern

>>67919993
good lad, see you at the abandoned dogs home tomorrow :)

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>girl sends you nudes
>they're extreme closeups of her disgusting fanny

err...ta love

>>67919980
paki

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>>67919970
I know a brave m'sir of impeccable tastes when I sees one

I tip my budenovka to you!

>>67919989
Make your own

>>67920047
does anyone find vaginas attractive?
I mean I'm straight and all, but dicks are much more aesthetically pleasing to look at

just javelin'd my ferrett into the lake lads

>>67919920
Shift supervisor on booze department
Shits cancer, spent the tail end of my shift facing up and cashing up tills

t. budgens pawn

>>67919980
just a regular brummie

>>67920080
taste this

*presents my post*

>>67919994
>Deserts are hot as fuck during the day, but sub zero at night
this just isn't true at all you mong

sooo excited lads

just copped a job as an ambient refreshment technician

i don't want to spend the rest of the day on 4chan, what do i do

please /brit/ give me ideas

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>>67920116

>>67920116
thailad?

lads

http://frideynight.com/

just shot-putted my tortoise throw a greenhouse window

>>67920157
watch k-on

>>67920157
one bullet ought to do just fine, la

>>67920116
Fancy school

>>67920176
newfag?

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>>67920176
newfag

>>67920198
>>67920206
yeah

just put bleach in the ol' fishtank m'lads

>>67920226
lol

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>>67919920
ah yes

>>67920116
that's just some runt from bath, not thailad

>>67920247
embarrassing yourself

>>67920227
Best way to clean your fish 2bh

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>>67920227

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>>67920120
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_climate

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someone's been using my milk again

it is time

very slow here 2bh

not a fan

*spoofs grindr location to liverpool*

>>67920027
I did and there's nowhere colder than -14

http://www.ihr.org/jhr/v17/v17n6p19_reparations.html

>Germany Has Paid Out More Than $61.8 Billion
in Third Reich Reparations

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>>67920243

just polished off a litre bottle of vodka and I could honestly say I don't feel ratarsed in the slightest

I told Swansea to come from behind in extra time

They actually did it the #madmen

hit a 250 at the driving range with a peachick today leds

>>67920303
??

>>67920375
newfag?

>>67920352
retarded?

>>67920375
going to piddle in their milk

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480147525535.webm

>>67920357
welsh?

there are virgins ITT at this moment, I can smell them

>>67920375
OMG my god
How new? amarite?

>>67920402
*arrests you under the communications act*

heh what now kiddo

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>spent all my time the playing just one videogame
>suddenly my save file corrupts out the blue
>literally NO idea what to do with my life now

>>67920427
it was only a joke detective

Castro was a great man

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>>67920423

>>67920402
ok but why the picture of the ribena

could absolutely heem the gf lads

how is it possible you can spend the better part of a day looking for a sodding dress and still wind up empty handed
absolute utter runt

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>>67919920
>earn £30,000 a year
>getting a spinach, chicken, and ricotta pizza for 35p was still the highlight of last week.

>>67920243
Ah yes, the token white guy in a sea of Asian. A perfect metaphor for the future of Britain itself...

>>67920423
probably the caked up smegma, sorry mate I'll deal with it

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>tfw you dump your gf because she won't let you get a pet lion

>>67920462
is this not the fella that shot up the yank uni

>>67920206
did he post the bomb making material here? I never saw that

>>67920464
'bena

baka mate

>>67920458
says right here you fingered a cat
care to explain yourself?

>>67920414
That was actually very well made

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>>67920316
one of these you?

real talk though couldn't they just arrest literally any of us under the communications act?

>>67920430
what game

>>67920503
the name's carrier

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>>67920472
>Asian

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>>67920467
Such is life in London, eh?

Ordered some running shoes lads, gonna get into shape ahah

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I am the God Thor,
I am the War God,
I am the Thunderer!
Here in my Northland,
My fastness and fortress,
Reign I forever!

Here amid icebergs
Rule I the nations;
This is my hammer,
Miölner the mighty;
Giants and sorcerers
Cannot withstand it!

These are the gauntlets
Wherewith I wield it,
And hurl it afar off;
This is my girdle;
Whenever I brace it,
Strength is redoubled!

The light thou beholdest
Stream through the heavens,
In flashes of crimson,
Is but my red beard
Blown by the night-wind,
Affrighting the nations!

Force rules the world still,
Has ruled it, shall rule it;
Meekness is weakness,
Strength is triumphant,
Over the whole earth
Still is it Thor's Day!

Thou art a God too,
O Galilean!
And thus singled-handed
Unto the combat,
Gauntlet or Gospel,
Here I defy thee!

>>67920508
i guess so

but unless you're actually being a spastic about it to people you know irl then it's probably not a big deal

>>67920414
really enjoyed this

need a gf whos a bit ugly but in a cute way you know

>>67920503
let me guess they're all bots

>>67920501
??????????
>>67920503
wow scouse lads have stepped up their game since i last visited haha

*porks your mistress*

>>67920508
dunno haha
*walks off and accidentally ends up in an industrial freezer*
haha lads??
*hits the emergency button, nonchalantly at first but then with increasing urgency*
LADS???

>>67920575
poley

facking hell

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>>67920540
No, I'm just cheap and lonely, desu.

>>67920546
Delete this please
It's disrespectful towards my religion x

your side: keats & yeats
my side: wilde

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how much of a retard can you be?

christ

>>67920120
do you even undersand how heat retention works? deserts are cold at night cause theres no vegetation/moisture encapsulators around to dispense heat garnered throughout the day

heat doesn't just magically emanate from the fucking ground you know!

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huh
really gets the ol' noggin all fired up

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>>67920595
Such is life in London, eh?

learn your fucking /brit/ lore before coming before me and embarrasing yourself

human filth

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>>67920546
"Stand ye calm and resolute,
Like a forest close and mute,
With folded arms and looks which are
Weapons of unvanquished war.
And if then the tyrants dare,
Let them ride among you there;
Slash, and stab, and maim and hew;
What they like, that let them do.
With folded arms and steady eyes,
And little fear, and less surprise,
Look upon them as they slay,
Till their rage has died away:
Then they will return with shame,
To the place from which they came,
And the blood thus shed will speak
In hot blushes on their cheek:
Rise, like lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number!
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you:
Ye are many—they are few!"

>>67920609
don't know if i feel bad for him or not
don't think so

he does have problems though

which cordial goes best with bleach?

>>67920586
was just pretending i was even newer than i was because i didn't know that was Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani xx

>>67920618
and people deny the left wing bias at the BBC

>>67920609
>in a car accident
>quit work

Hope you were wearing a skirt the whole time poleaboo

is west mids about?

>>67920640
how would you learn it? asking about memes on 4chan would result in everyone making fun of you

>>67920654
lime

>>67920656
haha

>>67920654
elderflower

>people don't know the sheikh

fuck lads maybe I've been here for too long. that feels like it happened yesterday.

remember that german anon that sent a smug pepe to the prison he was staying at? lele

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>>67920539

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me and the crew

>>67920609
This is obviously satire

>>67920653
"ribena" isn't real it's all a character
glad the tranny arc is winding to a close finally

>>67920668
you start by FUCKING OFF

>>67920485
He's on to us lads

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>>67920633
But I don't live in London

>>67920684
who's the sheikh?

>>67920738
newfag?

>London
>>>/x/

>>67920618
>Corbyn
Shan't be drying my eyes when he finally pops his clogs

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>>67920705
tbf he's labelling shite on his blog as "arcs" now
this may be just another one to keep us excited

>>67920684
ah yes

>>67920518
just a shitty phone one

>>67920750
it's my first day, I didn't expect to be triggered that fast but WOW

theory: ribena and timothy james byrne are characters by the same mastermind

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>>67920786
*bullies you*

it's all over lads
mainstream reddit has started using the term "normie"
what do we supposed to call normies now?

officially out of alcohol

>>67920793
yes that red, sweaty face is just a mask donned by the paki

a bit proud of meself, lads, ngl

>>67920829
why so?:)

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>>67920798
LOUGHBOROUGH

ngl, been a while since I've done this...

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"I was a Viking old!
My deeds, though manifold,
No Skald in song has told,
No Saga taught thee!
Take heed, that in thy verse
Thou dost the tale rehearse,
Else dread a dead man's curse
For this I sought thee.

"Far in the Northern Land,
By the wild Baltic's strand,
I, with my childish hand,
Tamed the gerfalcon;
And, with my skates fast-bound,
Skimmed the half-frozen Sound,
That the poor whimpering hound
Trembled to walk on.

"Once as I told in glee
Tales of the stormy sea,
Soft eyes did gaze on me,
Burning yet tender;
And as the white stars shine
On the dark Norway pine,
On that dark heart of mine
Fell their soft splendor.

"I wooed the blue-eyed maid,
Yielding, yet half afraid,
And in the forest's shade
Our vows were plighted.
Under its loosened vest
Fluttered her little breast,
Like birds within their nest
By the hawk frighted.

"She was a Prince's child,
I but a Viking wild,
And though she blushed and smiled,
I was discarded!
Should not the dove so white
Follow the sea-mew's flight
Why did they leave that night
Her nest unguarded?

>>67920810
come round, i've got 2 litres of voddy and some rum

>>67920809
I switched to normans about 2 years ago as soon as I saw 'normie' used twice in one /brit/ thread

>>67920793
na

they're real

tim is literally a schizophrenic
ribena is literally a perverted paki

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blows my mind that the dutch wear wooden shoes

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is he a radical centrist?

>>67920810
just started myself haha

>>67920654
what's cordial?

>>67920809
regs (short for regulars)

>>67920798
>>67920839
>revs
the greatest bar in the uk

>>67920836
oh..uni stuff. lol

>>67920855
what you drinking

>>67920809
deanos

>>67920857
it's like squash, for non-runts
t.non-runt

>>67920857
they were quite pleasant about it

>>67920852
he's against the EU (Rorke)
but he's also a Republican (Rasheed)

He truly is Rorkesheed, aka a Radical Centrist

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>>67920866
Truly /slagcentral/

>>67920894
the dregs of various spirits

>>67920852
he's a radical cunt

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>>67920843
k 1 sec

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>>67920809
normalfag, like you would already f you weren't a newfag

(pic proves I'm an oldfag)

>>67920917
>tfw no rotating gf

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ETERNAL reminder

>>67920924
very good

>>67920917
some of them are very shite but i am a big fan of the one near me

>>67920940
c u soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYniUCGPGLs
ah yes
Russia

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>>67920948
>tfw no murder-eyes gf

>>67920945
grinman

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>>67920937
A ridiculously handsome cunt tho

life isn't fair

>>67920916

excellent analysis.

you're hired.

>luff-brah

>>67920924
>the dregs of various spirits
dissolving the dregs of my spirit in cider hahaha
t.intellectual joke maker

>>67920848
>>67920822
just a theory lads. no bully

>>67920917
4>1>2>>>>3

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>balcony

castro was a dictator and executed his enemies. putin is okay though lol

t. the so-called "alt right"

>>67920973
2 has a wonderful belly

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>>67920998
it's luffbra m8

I bet you call it lesta too, rather than lester

pfft...

>>67921007
RATE
8

>>67921024
Are Syrians white?

>>67920973
>doing mandy in revs
why

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.

Just ordered this, gonna get shape, gf 2017!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B010OC7WW2/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

>>67920996
cor, yeah, that's...mental...mate...
*walks off and talks to a british flag*

>>67920996

There's a gremlin inside the flat.

>>67921044
>lie-chester

resisting the urge to take a xanax
only want to take them max twice a week but even then it feels like they're fucking up my sleeping pattern

harry potter series is somewhat based on Hitler & WW2

>>67921045
sort of peach-coloured

>>67921002
haha yeah
*checks phone to see when everyone else is arriving*

>>67921045
no

>>67921044
4 1 5 6 2 3

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>>67921049
Because doing it in echos would be grim.

SEE THROUGH

>>67921069
alri yank

I spit on the Anglo demons, enemies of humanity and decency

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>>67921074
who would the sorting hat be

>>67921094
bet middle is an absolute goer

>>67921024

>this guy was a dentist in London before becoming a dictator.

>>67921027
not the same at all

>>67921044
4 1 6 2 5 3

Just spent the last hour going through all my colleague's facebooks to see what their lives have been like.

They all have their own lives and look so happy and accomplished with memories.

Made me feel grim that i still live at home and there aren't many pictures of me knocking aboutand I basically hate my life.

Fuck

>>67921094
are there any decent sweatbox clubs in loughborough
know a few people there but dunno where they take their drugs

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Why is Liverpool such a wonder of a city?

>over 90% white
>great universities
>mix of norwegian and Irish genes to create a strong race
>chinatown
>best museums
>land of poets
>lister from red dwarf
>the beatles and their solo careers
>old buildings and new buildings standing side by side as if time didn't exist
>two cathedrals
>superior football
>ferry rides
>theatre
>International Airport
>lovely parks


Truly God has created this city for kings.

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>>67921094
There's one of these shitey bars in Aberdeen

Its fucking expensive

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That one sort of black guy from the television programme "Firefly" has died, lads.

>>67921064
>buying a pair of shoes from Amazon
ah yes, the runt life

>>67920857
are you a posh cunt?

>>67920809
some autistic lad in my uni keeps unironically calling people normies.
he asked me if i'd seen any lazy town memes and when i said no, he called me a normie.
it was VERY difficult to resist revealing my power level, but i managed to shrug it off.
i can't believe these people exist.

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>>67921137
*pushes you into the tank*
SPLOSH

>>67921072
How can you fuck up your sleeping pattern with xanax

It's supposed to be the complete opposite

>>67921062
err what team do you support lol

>>67921147
>>the beatles and their solo careers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd8fOouKiLc

>>67921169
What does it matter where they are bought from?

>>67921094
would absolutely SMASH the girl in the middle

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>>67921086
elderly syrian/iraqi men often look native british

>>67921167
slep tite ron

>>67921147
>over 90% white
Yes, but it's full of Scousers, who are utterly fucking hideous people

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trolled hard lel

>>67921188
because i feel like i can't sleep without taking one and spend half my time thinking about them
i only take like 2mg on the nights where i do take them too

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>>67921183
if I took your collar off would you die?

>>67921175
>he hasn't seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXn4bnhOae0 in its entirety

normie

Witlaf, a king of the Saxons,
Ere yet his last he breathed,
To the merry monks of Croyland
His drinking-horn bequeathed,--


So sat they once at Christmas,
And bade the goblet pass;
In their beards the red wine glistened
Like dew-drops in the grass.

They drank to the soul of Witlaf,
They drank to Christ the Lord,
And to each of the Twelve Apostles,
Who had preached his holy word.


And the Yule-log cracked in the chimney,
And the Abbot bowed his head,
And the flamelets flapped and flickered,
But the Abbot was stark and dead.

Yet still in his pallid fingers
He clutched the golden bowl,
In which, like a pearl dissolving,
Had sunk and dissolved his soul.

But not for this their revels
The jovial monks forbore,
For they cried, "Fill high the goblet!
We must drink to one Saint more!"

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>>67921144
ECHOS

>>67921162
Expensive but it's where all the top slags go. At least then I can say when they all reject me 'well at least we've got echos later on' and then I go home because I don't want to be rejected there either haha

need a new wallpaper 1920x1080

nothing too sexy or anime or cars

open to space, urban, and artwork (and whatever else)

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the gf lads

>>67921193
He does the accent far better when singing than when talking

>>67921144
>>67921253
either of you named ben?

>>67921253
post pictures of echos
i am intrigued

>>67921279
yeah mate

>>67921094
you wouldn't possibly have the link to that picture on facebook?
they usually tag the people in them
need more of the lass in the middle

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>>67921261

paul mccartney was the penis and john was the bollocks

ben here ama

>>67919518
this

>>67921193
I think he's trying to hard to get that Americanised part on Ringo's accent/

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>>67921261
have mine, enjoy

>>67921253
Nobody goes there in Aberdeen 2bh

Better bars either side of it

>>67921147
>over 90% white

you mean like most of the country

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_districts_and_their_ethnic_composition

where has this meme come from

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>>67921261

ah yes, indeed

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>>67921261
Daily reminder minimalist /wg/ best /wg/

>>67921279
Yeah

>>67921288
alri Ben

But I don't think I have any of echos, I'll check atp (after this post)

>>67921312
is your surname ten

>>67921266
he does literally every beatle perfectly except George and nobody knows how he spoke anyway

>>67921301
pando?

new thread

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