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Russian edition
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anime
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all racists can FUCK OFF
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Russian girls are by far the cutest in the world
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Hope the janny purges you all
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So Clinton and her fellow leftards have decided not to accept the election result, and despite absolutely berating Trump for suggesting he'd do the same prior to the election, the media have not uttered a peep of disapproval towards Clinton

Anyone find that strange?
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hello yes where is everyone pls respond
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cold out
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refugees welcome
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need a bf
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listening to skream desu
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>>67917423
business idea: racists fuck off to their country of origin and pakis do the same
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listening to bolivian folk music
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Haha this is our thread now!

CHARGEEEEE
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i interpret the mexicANO's posts as if they were directed to my last post
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anyone remember my black gf gimmick from earlier in the year haha

hmm
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going to make some sossidges
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>>67917469
bit gay???
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>>67917516
eating is cheating
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>>67917515
haha i was jealous cos i believed you then actually just went and got a black gf
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i pressed a key and it said "MD5 filtered" what does this mean
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>>67917515
how did that one end lad haha
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>tfw no paki gf
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>>67917469
I thought England was gay AF
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yeah i shelled the beans
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>>67917377
>Russian
>muslims

Yeah because the first that comes to mind when we think of Russia, is brown muslims rite?
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Champagne for me real friends
Real pain for my sham friends
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>>67917502
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i got peas squash beef and i drop the beans
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>Commies think jobs just appear out of nowhere

Ah yes
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>>67917526
hungry tho
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>>67917595
drink more
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>>67917548
haha was a bit messy in the end haha think about her every day haha haven't been as happy as I was when I was with her for years and probably won't be for a long while haha

WAAHEYYYYYYYY
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>>67917595
not eating is my gimmick haha
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>>67917582
not 1 fuckable guy in that entire group tbqh
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>>67917610
sounds pretty banterous lool
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>>67917443
its only hypocrisy when a rightard does it lad
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>>67917443
She already conceded defeat. That's it, there is no recourse.
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>>67917615
ok now get bucks back in here
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>Capitalists think you can just 'get a job'

ah yes
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>>67917582
Ah yes, the alt-right
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/Eire/ meet up 2015

Thoughts?
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*Walks a hundred feet from the car so you can't see me pee*
*Pulls my trousers and underwear down to my ankles so you can see my arse*
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>>67917602
going to do that too
>>67917615
come over I'll make you something
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>>67917652
just sent a bbm
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NEED a 6ft gf
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>>67917670
safe lad x
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cheshire record a vocaroo
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>>67917672
the oneitis is 6'1

i'm 6'4 so it's not that big a deal, if you'll pardon the expression!! haha
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cheshire post nips
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We need to make it harder for rich people to create jobs
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Why can't I find a single mini that isn't a piece of rusty shit?

Preventing rust is easy. I already gave a rust prone classic car with zero rust. Just do monthly inspections and sand any visible corrosion. Paint with rust converter and then cover with waxoyl. And once a year inject cavity way into the chassis cavities.
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>normie facebook memes going on about depression
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
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i like bucks desu

will be autoposting this so by the time you read it i'll be cooking sausages
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>>67917654
>tfw 100% job application success rate so far

never gonna leave my current one and keep it at that
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>>67917663
you're a liar I was at that meetup
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>>67917693
good lad, someones got to love the tall girls
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>>67917707
hope the oil doesn't spit in your face
happened to me earlier and it hurt :/
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>>67917564
good lad. its a ball ache to do but its worth it.
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>>67917485
yeah okay, the racists can go to hungary, pakis to pakistan and the intelligent lads will stay here and figure out we need both of those groups of ppl and just import you all back in
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>>67917714
Do NOT get cheeky with me
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>>67917570
What the fuck are you implying, you stupid monkey? Do you really think all Russians and Germans are blondes with soulless light blue eyes?
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https://soundcloud.com/insyncmusicservices/claire-the-wrecker-bryony-marks
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>>67917662
>eww, white men in white countries!

umm, really? in 2016?
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sitting down to do a wee
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had like 800 wees so far
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>>67917772
gayboy
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>housemates turn off heating at 10pm

ready to bash some normbot skulls in if it gets any colder
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on we way back from the toilet

6th time this morning
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>depression
more like doesn'texistion lmao
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>>67917744
i'm racist and i've never been to hungary
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*sends you towards a roundabout*
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>>67917749
you're lucky I didn't knock you out that night
I know you're that manlet cunt that was drinking lager dash
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>tfw all your exes have a proper life with a proper job and buying a house and shit
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>>67917785
tfw landlord pays for my gas so i keep it on full 24/7

haha take that landlord scum
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>>67917802
ah okay, you'd like it there, everyone's racist af
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If you are drinking alcohol tonight, don't forget to drink water.
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>>67917805
Never understood what's so horrifying about that picture
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>>67917821
most of my exes are dead
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>>67917842
i invented that gimmick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOaBmc4JQVY

toooooone
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>>67917793
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>>67917772
sit down wees at home are one of life's special moments ngl. you relax, let it all hang, get your phone out, post 'doing a wee'. glorious.
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>>67917867
wont be replying to this
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>>67917819
I would never unveil my perfectly symmetrical mug to you losers but if I did I'd pop in, have a pint and knock every one of you ingrates into the ground with a pair of dusters
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>>67917861

>t. serial killer
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craving a hanging right now haha
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most of my axes are sharpened..
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>>67917896
would HEEM you without breaking a sweat
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is the big short a good film?
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>>67917841
you'd like pakistan, lots of rasheeds there. not too many tarquins though which is a bit strange given I thought you guys loved diversity
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got my hood up indoors, over my headphones
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Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touching ya hand
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I want to conquer a Nubian goddesses womb

I want to please this fine chocolate skinned beauty
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think everyone died and it's just me left

it's not even 10pm s m h
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juggling about 4 oneitises at the moment
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>>67917943
original gangsta
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>>67917934
not really into homogeneous societies mate would prefer to go somewhere good like ny or london
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>>67917922
What does that stand for mate? Homosexual enema entry time? Gimp
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>>67917963
memeing aside, does anyone actually find that attractive? What is it about those rubbery lips or neanderthal nostrils that turns you on?
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>>67917980
That's more of a "fouritis" then
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Would demolish every pom cunt ITT with a mean look alone
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>>67918001
mate you are literally gay
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>>67917752
Russia has 50 million non-whites. Plus that picture is from Tatarstan. Any Russian with brown skin is automatically a Tatar.
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>>67917827
>landlord pays for my gas

how did you wangle that lad
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cut my hand quite badly on the broken glass but it doesn't hurt at all

got some crisps instead of sausages

calder anlieger
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>>67918001
good chebs
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started noticing pakis and syrians in my quiet english town
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>>67918032
dunno was just included in my rent
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I FUCKING ASKED

IS THE BIG SHORT

A GOOD FUCKING FILM?
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>>67917984
>pakistan
>homogeneous

kek
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>>67918001
you're a faggot if you don't want to fuck the shit out of her
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>>67918001
nigga u gay as hell
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>>67918043
please be careful :x
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what do you think of my room lads?
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>>67918025
i'd rather be a poof than a zoophile desu
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I have 6 fingers on my left hand but I always make sure to keep my left hand moving at all times in public so no one notices
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>>67918057
it's alright if you're really into maths and finance like I am

otherwise I guess it's boring as fuck
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>>67918059
they're all muslim and all muslims are the same
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>>67918026
>Any Russian with brown skin is automatically a Tatar.
>He unironically thinks Tatars are brown.
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>>67918092
norfolk
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>>67918001
It's cherry picking of the highest caliber.Most black women don't look anywhere near that and if they do there's a really big chance they are undateable or have an elaborate amount of children with no idea of who the father is.

Also there was a pic circilulating around how shills are switching their tactics to shamming white women to date black men to try and have white guys date black girls(when it was a red herring the whole time)
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>>67918077
>Azumanga Daioh

Good lad
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tinder desc's?

for mine i've got a tally of my matches and super likes
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>>67918086
>i'm a virgin
got it
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>>67918001
she looks more like monkey than animal
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>>67918043
obey my order slug
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just read my own post back and screamed with laughter

it's like wanking
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>>67918025
>>67918063
>>67918064
>>67918045
uh oh, I made /r/unitedkingdom patrons angry

we're not all into interspecies fetishism boys, good luck with that
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>>67918001
Obviously you're a gimp? You're gay? You're a fruit? Yeah? You're a virgin freak? A bitter virgin that women find weird? Yeah? You stare at your feet and mutter strange pleasantries to women as they pass you on the street? YEAH? YOURE A FUCKING NONCE! YEAH??
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Daram dam dam daram dam daram dam dam dam dam.

The End has come.
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>>67918092
thats cool though.
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matched with an absolute stunner on tinder lads
little does she know I'm an utter manlet
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https://twitter.com/JayStacksP/status/801862344414466049
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>>67918105
Yeah aha, darn shills aha, posting pictures on 4chan what are they like lolz
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>Also there was a pic circilulating around how shills are switching their tactics to shamming white women to date black men to try and have white guys date black girls(when it was a red herring the whole time)

are /pol/tards actually this deluded?
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>Also there was a pic circilulating around how shills are switching their tactics to shamming white women to date black men to try and have white guys date black girls(when it was a red herring the whole time)

ok mate haha
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hate it when its this time of day
prime runt hour
sigh
*puts on stomping boots*
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
*squeals die down slowly*
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me
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>>67918163
>shills don't exist
t.shill
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>>67918116
you didn't actually tell me why those rubbery lips and humongous nostrils are attractive to you, they're very masculine features anyway which maybe says something about your true orientation?
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>>67917908
na I just like to put my dick in crazy
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>>67918155
always had a soft spot for the 'tridge
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>>67918205
is your country still shaking or what lad
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bored tbqh
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>>67918198
They are secretly gay and like masculine figure.
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I might be wrong but I believe I'm the only one who has actually had sex with a black girl ITT, which makes me uniquely qualified to answer questions on this subject
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>>67918219
literally lad

literally shaking
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>>67918187
>>67918198
>>67918228
Obviously you're a gimp? You're gay? You're a fruit? Yeah? You're a virgin freak? A bitter virgin that women find weird? Yeah? You stare at your feet and mutter strange pleasantries to women as they pass you on the street? YEAH? YOURE A FUCKING NONCE! YEAH???
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>>67918168
Maybe they are, at least they aren't attracted to literal sheboons lmao
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me irl
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>>67918230
you are indeed wrong, m'good m'an
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black girls smell like glue and baby powder
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>>67918256
*pats your head*
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>>67918150
knew it lads she was a bot
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>>67918198
as for the lips, i like that they're thick because i imagine she gives amazing blowjobs

no clue about the nostrils, i don't focus on that because i'm not autistic
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>the politics section of an anime imageboard told me it's wrong to be attracted to black women

imagine being this weak-willed
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>>67918151

hahaha, reminds me of

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/07/01/google-apologizes-after-photos-identify-black-people-as-gorillas/29567465/
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uhhh lads my ex is married and has a house and a good job and her husband also has a good job meanwhile I'm 27 and have only just managed to get a full time job and I get embarrassed at the thought that she is so glad she never stayed with me and that she imagines what her life would have been like if she stayed with me
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normal posting has ceased for the night, as it's saturday i will now spend the rest of the night fedoraposting
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make all girls take a full dna test before i consider mating with them
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>English pranks that went WAYYYYY too far.
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went for a wee and got a bit of blood on my wiolly

>>67918130
dont want to
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Lads not being funny but why does every black woman have such a shit hairline
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my dad's gf is black so it'd be weird for me to have a black gf too
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>>67918230
closest i've got to shagging a black is a french girl
or maybe the bulgarian one
dunno
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http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/736818/Migrant-crisis-Angela-Merkel-deport-100-000-refugees-failed-asylum-seekers-Germany

i guess she really does want to get reelected
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>>67918230
Ive also had sex with a black girl

it was some of the highest quality sex ive had in my life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjmz9K59a7E

>TFW SHE IS GETTING PENETRATED BY A FUCKING T*RK EVERY NIGHT
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>>67918238
>>67918284

just admit you're bug chasing poofters, half of all black girls have herpes anyway so maybe that's what subconsciously turns you on?
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>I prefer black women.
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might go for TWO wanks tonight, as it's weekend
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>>67918352
nice to find someone else that will only bum white guys, why don't i know you already? :3
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>>67918351
is th..at boxxy

what the fuck
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>>67918301
Loser.
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>>67918330
Only weird if it's your stepsister
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>>67918360
>only two
not even had one yet and will easily fit in 4, maybe 5, before i go to bed
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Day 4 of no porn DONE

can't say the same for no fap though haha (if you know what I mean)
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>>67918400
who dat
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>>67918352
How is being attracted to black women "chasing poofters" you absolute fucking dose

That's also quite the generalisation there mate, who the fuck gets turned on by herpes too? Do you think you're a qualified fucking psychiatrist? Shut the fuck up you cringey pseudo intellectual twat and give over, if you don't like black women then just keep your fat fucking chops shut
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*blocks your path*
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>>67918389
nah its shoeonhead
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>>67918351
>hello, i'm june
>egalitarian/misanthrope- i hate everyone equally.

literally fedora-tier
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guarantee this bitter /pol/tard is a virgin
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bit weird that it's not even 10 yet
i only normally start drinking around this time
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>>67918395
my dad's black gf is barely older than me
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>>67918408
45 year old twink I matched with on grindr
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Is it true that Mike Pence is gay?
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http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/herpes-nhanes-2010.htm

>The latest HSV-2 data – announced at CDC’s National STD Conference in Atlanta on March 9, 2010, and published today in CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (MMWR) – indicates that overall national HSV-2 prevalence remains high (16.2%) and that the disease continues to disproportionately burden African-Americans (39.2% prevalence), particularly black women (48.0% prevalence), who face a number of factors putting them at greater risk, including higher community prevalence and biological factors that put women of all races at greater risk for HSV-2 than men.

>>67918285
Just admit it's the diseases that are your fetish mate, no shame in it. Better than being a zoophile
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>>67918301
>tfw my gf loves me and said she'd be ok with me being a stay at home dad

why have you reaped the rewards of the fruit of feminism? my gf is happy to be a wagekek for ME while I get to stay at home and change diapers and shit post on 4chan all day
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>>67918414
w-why are your legs spreading apart.
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>>67918446
She says that but eventually she will resent you
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>>67918440
>using yank statistics
just stop lad, it's embarrassing you posting with the same flag
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er what do i say
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pirate scumbags
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>>67918449
;)
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>>67918443
Hilarious mate. Literally everything you said qualifies for fedora. You actually said sheboon, so naturally you're a bitter /pol/ manchild virgin. Of course.
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>>67918485
"aye"
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>>67918449
puffy vagina
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big dutty stinkin
dancehall kingpins
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think black girls will like the new 'do lads?
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>>67918485
on the what?
t.not a knower of the meaning of sesh
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how can white ""women"" even compete?
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the irish black gf admirer is my greatest ally of 2016, literally has my back in every thread I mention the ex-black gf
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>>67918537
ket
yokes
charlie
tinnies

etc.
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>>67918472
nah lad, men only hate their stay at home wives when they dont do their job (dont cook, clean and give them blowjobs)
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>be happy, normal human bean
>get redpilled
>stop going to the gym because subscriptions are scheme by jews
>quit my job, live in my parent's basement because the economy is run by jews
>get triggered by the littlest things, ironically while making fun of SJWs
>rock myself to sleep at night as i mumble "cuck"

better than being a zoophile xD
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why can't I get anyone to be my bf
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>>67918410

I've already told you you utter cunt, black women have higher testosterone levels than women of any other racial group, this gives them more masculine features and body frame, that's what is attractive to you. YOU ARE LITERALLY ATTRACTED TO THE MASCULINE FEATURES OF BLACK WOMEN

It's okay to admit you're a poof, we're not judgmental here we promise ;)
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>>67918377
>that poster in the background of the gook with 'blonde' hair and 'blue' eyes
jesus christ they're obsessed with us lads
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>>67918026
>Russia has 50 million non-whites
That makes 35%, almost as much as in the US lmoa
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>>67918495
>>67918516
i-i'm not going to get raped am i?
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Shoe0nhead has some cracking chebs tbf
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>>67918551
if you dress for form over function you are literally a runt
>>
>>67918567
me
>>
>>67918567
Asl
>>
>>67918026
you are retarded
>>
>>67918565
>this board is satire
just retards in denial, so they claim it's satire
>>
>>67918588
she had a black boyfriend for ages.

he in all likelyhood had sex with her and sucked and touched the fuck out of those chebs
>>
Leftypol virgins are on edge today after Castro's death

merely pointing out black women are less attractive than other races tips them over the edge
>>
hungry
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i6BsPXknuY

me
>>
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>>67918584
No, you're getting dickshamed.
>>
I still have nightmares about when I asked one of my exes how she lost her virginity and she replied "in year 9 in a foursome"
>>
>>67918565
>He doesn't start his own currency and economy
>He doesn't work out at home
>He still gets triggered on /int/ about /pol/
So I guess this is satire too.
>>
>>67918630
drink instead
>>
>>67918575
Cite a source for that, btw I'm not interested in her ORM for deadlift mate, more her cracking tits, chebs and face

PS isn't that what all you fags go on about? High test women? Isn't that the biggest /pol/ meme?
>>
Learned a great move to use on the gf tomorrow

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=114_1434453793

Going to bounce her head off the floor like I play for the lakers
>>
>>67918657
>fags
FOY
>>
funny how easy it is to upset braindead twats
call their ugly women ugly and they have their little meltdowns, unable to say anything other than "gay" or "virgin"
>>
>>67918636
ROARING
>>
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>>67918628
>merely pointing out black women are less attractive than other races

you said they were animals you stupid cunt, at least be consistent in your virginity-fueled hate
>>
>has to develop an attraction to black women because every other race turns him down
>calls others virgins as a defense mechanism

howling at this potatonigger
>>
>>67918230
did you call her a nigger during sex
>>
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>>67918588
Push up bra you absolute virgin
>>
>>67918687
>i was just pretending to be retarded
good save
>>
Sorry I took so long to come back.

I went downstairs and mummy had made toad in the hole, she had also heated up some beans and bought a chocolate gatuex which we had for desert.
During dinner I asked her about the massage and she agreed too it.
After I finished off the remaining gatuex I told her to lay down on the sofa and take her top off. She told me that she didn't feel comfortable with taking her top off as she wasn't wearing a bra. I told her it was fine if she wasn't as it was just me. She still said no.
It also took me sometime to convince her to lay on her front and let me sit on her so I could massage her properly, she kept saying how she was full of food but eventually I convinced her it was the best way to do it.

Anyway she was laying on the sofa and I was sitting on top of her massaging her, everytime I went under her top she moved a bit as if she was uncomfortable with me touching her.
I continued to pursue under her top from her waist, making my way up and down and then eventually focusing on her lower waist with my hands. I started breathing quite heavily during this, so I had to stop myself breathing every now and then when it got too loud.

Things got real quiet when I started massaging her lower waist making my way too her butt.
I started to slowly push my hands under he trousers to get her butt out of them so I could massage it easier. During my struggle she didn't say anything and I wasn't sure if she fell asleep or just wanted me to continue.
I took the iniative and took out my pee pee, which was swollen from the cock pump and just rest it on her dimple in her lower back. This was a mistake.

As soon as it touched her flesh I got really hard. which alerted her to what was happening.

continued..
>>
>>67918599
gays only
>>67918608
23m uk
>>
look look i'm an oldschool rudeboy ruffneck solider
>>
>>67918732
She jumped up and started to yell at me, I told her if she didn't want a massage she should've just said. She started crying.

She turned off the internet and so I waited in my room till she went to bed and I've turned it back on. She also said I may have to move out, but I think she's overreacting.

She also said she might tell Jerry, who is our nieghbour and a police officer. She said I need help.

I hope she calms down in the morning.
>>
>>67918728
not even one of the tards who started it
merely a spectator amused by how triggered you runts are because someone called your uggo ugly lol
>>
why does this same argument flare up every single I mention the black gf? why do I get the feeling it's the same two people on opposite sides time and again (this time with added Chile)

calm down lads haha?
>>
>>67918733
how about bi? :/
>>
>>67918707
Not really mate. I've only ever had white women. I think a darkie would be nice however, calm down.

>>67918687
Literally called me gay for liking black women there you fool
>>
>one comment calling black women sheboons
>/brit/'s collective nut is done in
you retards are just as easily baited as /pol/
>>
>>67918733
>23
Wew grandpa
>>
state enforced homosexuality
>>
>>67918732
>>67918745
low quality amir hussein knockoff
>>
>>67918762
you're not bi just drunk x
>>
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>>67918733
look at this cute, yet relevant, picture
>>
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>
>>67918787
pretty much the same thing if you ask me
>>
anyone who doesn't want to claim black gfs for the whites is a rasheed and needs to fuck off to reddit
>>
>>67917377
the one on the right is beautiful
>>
>>67918799
you do get gay when you're drunk lol xx
>>
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niger farage needs to say bad things against castro to please his jewish bosses, while corbyn doesn't give a fuck and praise castro
>>
>>67918806
thanks it's me
>>
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>>67918770
delete.......
>>67918799
offensive
>>67918793
anime is for nonces
>>
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watching tornado videos on yootoob

does the UK have tornadoes?
>>
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>>67918817
tell me about it

but actually it's not gay if you know you're straight so there

>>67918837
don't think so
>>
remember lads, it's easier to leave than be left behind
>>
Is Shoe a radical centrist
>>
>>67918657

>He then attempts to justify the findings, claiming that black women are on average heavier than non-blacks and that because they are an older race, they have more mutations in their genes.
He finally argues that they have more of the male hormone testosterone which suggests they will have more manly features.
"Black women are on average much heavier than non black women," he said.
"However, this is not the reason black women are less physically attractive than non black women.
"Because they have existed much longer in human evolutionary history, Africans have more mutations in their genomes than other races."
"But since both black women and black men have higher mutation loads, it cannot explain why only black women are less physically attractive, while black men are, if anything, more attractive.
"The only thing I can think of that might potentially explain the lower average level of physical attractiveness among black women is testosterone.
>"Africans on average have higher levels of testosterone than other races... women with higher levels of testosterone have more masculine features and are therefore less physically attractive."
>>
upstairs in a bunk bed with a fit girl with big chebs directly underneath me

why can't we just cuddle up together? life's unfair
>>
redpill me on biffy clyro
>>
>>67918856
haha yeah gonna have to do a think about that one
*leaves*
>>
23 is a bit old for 4chan lmao

will leave at some point in the next few months dw
>>
>>67918672
>5'6
>woman are like the same height as me
>tfw imagining myself in his situation
I HATE BEING SHOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
>>
>>67918854
this caption needs to go over a picture of my cock and bollocks!
>>
>>67918837
well no bf for you then >.>
>>
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*straddles the centre ground*
*dismisses your infantile beliefs*
>>
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Just got done riveting the tunnel extension enforcements to my sled lads
>>
>>67918881
me too then
>>
>>67918867
pictures or it didn't happen
>>
>>67918847
no lol
>>
>>67918864
So is this from your bulls journal? Did you peep him good? Are African men really more attractive? What a gayboy.
>>
>>
>>67918896
>>67918881
you're never too old for 4chan like
just don't let it get in the way of your real life and use it as a tool for relaxing and having fun and it's all okay :x
>>
>>67918908
well you should get some lol they're pretty exciting
>>
>>67918891
<.<
>>
>>67918933
lol
>>
>>67918881
it's the opposite though grandson, if you're under 25 you should be out enjoying your youth, not stuck wasting it on 4chan lmao
>>
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>>67918847
Yeah
>>
>>67918913
whitey BTFO
>>
I am probably the most senior /brit/poster here and I have never used the so-called reddit flags

You have no idea how many of the day to day gimmicks you use were invented in my lab
>>
>>67918896
you're established here i'm a nobody
>>
>>67918912
it's from a professor at LSE, just admit you're objectively wrong, you have shit tastes and are most likely a poofter
>>
>>67918959
Greater London
>>
>>67918847
>However, the UK has most tornadoes per area per year, 0.14 per 1000 km2
wewww
>>
>>67918913
*claps*

*cheers*

*woooo*
>>
>>67918913
but America is a white settler country, it always has been
>>
>>67918961
you're in my top 100 posters xx
>>
might have a coffee
>>
>>67918974
So you agree then, African men are more attractive. Sure it's science. You may iswell let a black lad have his way with your sister, because I know you don't talk to any actual women. Atleast you could offer him that, right mate? Meanwhile I'll be on a righteous quest to smash fine African pussy
>>
>>67918961
your flag has bee around a lot longer then mine

everyone loves you here
see
>>67919012
>>
>>67919006
ummmmm no it hasnt
>>
>>67919015
at 10pm?! you mentalist
>>
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>get 2 million more votes
>lose

ah yes, this is democracy manifest
>>
>>67918742
ghetts mentioned
>>
how do i relieve the cramp in my leg
hurts like arse to walk for 3 days now
>>
>>67919026
shut the fuck up you freak
>>
Has anyone here met an actual gay irl? Im not so sure that I have you know
>>
>>67917377
*programs while being slightly buzzed*

should try it out tbqh lads
>>
>>67919012
i'd say hes in front of the mexican but behind the aussie who hates the irish
>>
>>67918961
>>67919021
desu idk really but i feel like the cheshire flag is been here longer

west sussex is just copypastas and something about the royal mail
>>
>>67918913
firmly believe this happened
>>
>>67919041
post pics of the girl on the bottom bunker right fucking now
>>
>>67919048
weed rapes your intelligence
>>
>>67919048
In high school I did my SQLite assignment high
wasn't that great desu
>>
would consider shagging a girly looking boy after a 4 pints if he wore a skirt and didn't look me in the face during
>>
>>67919020
African men aren't more attractive, in fact the study said the opposite (albeit the discrepancy between white and black was much smaller), that article quoted him wrong

here's the study:

http://www.humanbiologicaldiversity.com/articles/Kanazawa,%20Satoshi.%20%22Why%20Are%20Black%20Women%20Less%20Physically%20Attractive%20Than%20Other%20Women%3F%22%20Psychology%20Today,%20May%2015,%202011.pdf
>>
>>67919047
ye, many in my line of work
>>
>>67919025
you're wrong sweetie x
>>
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>>67919047
Counting down the days
>>
>>67919063
it's D*rmers
>>
>>67919047
my best childhood friend turned out to be gay, it was obvious in hindsight
>>
Oh baby, don't you know I suffer?
Oh baby, can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretenses
How long before you let me go?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nywzskSwSeE
>>
>>67919082
>>67919083
*thinks twice about the can of beer in my hand*

doing some microcontroller stuff
>>
>>67919047
yeah
>>
>>67919089
im actually right
>>
>>67919097
oh

haven't been keeping up on the latest advancements desu

i just like people that type in lowercase and aren't angry all the time
>>
if natives hate whites, then why are they stil asking for free shit and casinos?
>>
>>67919125
clearly not
>>
>>67919102
How was it obvious?

Did they used to look at your willy?
>>
>>67919047
there's one within 5 metres of me rn
>>
>>67919097
>>67919126

nah, he's gone or posts with a somerset flag

not me
>>
>>67919126
are you not in the reddit flags skype group?
>>
testing the so called "extra flags" addon
>>
>>67919086
Not reading a single word because I'm not a bitter virgin freak but you did just say African men are more attractive earlier

Why don't you suck one off you batty boy
>>
>>67919036
because the FPTP system is so much better
>>
>>67919144
the flamboyant attitude
>>
>>67919130
they don't hate whites, they'd still be living in teepees if we didn't turn up and civilize them
>>
glad that rorke doesn't like black girls
theres only so many black gfs willing to date fat autists and it's nice there's one less competitor on the market
>>
>>67919148
nope :s
>tfw been 'it 'ng nearly the longest (but kernow)
>>
>>67919147
oh sorry my mistake
>>
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want a portuguese gf
>>
>>67919070
how the fuck fo you expect me to do that? she's awake on her phone also and there are other people in the room
>>
very important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/11740419

http://www.strawpoll.me/11740419

very important poll
>>
she pose for FHM
>>
gonna have to ask the reddits to leave the thread and this site
>>
>>67919145
Thought I was better hidden than that
>>
>>67919192
do not mistake mefor that little scrote bag ever again

ty xx
>>
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>>67919152
>test valley
>>
>>67919190
it's the place to go for the latest reddit flag goss
>>
>>67919047
there one in my arse right now
absolute faggot he is
>>
>>67919201
uhh africa's not a colour sweetie x
>>
>>67919084
only 4? would need 7 minimum and a hairless anus guarantee desu
>>
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>>67919145
1m and closing

>>67919201
one's fuschia the other is aquamarine
>>
downgraded my coffee to warm milk
>>
>>67919152
>test valley
is that where /fit/ lives
>>
>>67919232
i'm sure it is
dunno if i'm a fan of the off-site type stuff though really
>>
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s-skype group?
>>
>>67919154
>you did just say African men are more attractive earlier
erm, no I didn't you bitter virgin illiterate freak

You ask for evidence, I provide you some and you start crying and claiming you don't want to read it now. Just admit you lost the argument. It's the only way you'll come out of this with any credibility
>>
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>>67919201
FUCK OFF BLUE EYE NORMIES
>>
>>67919230
laughing lol
>>
>>67919182
>we
you haven't done jackshit

>>67919196
then just post the room or something, i wanna know if you're serious
>>
>>67919193
why are you posting a pic of my gf?
>>
>>67919287
FOP
>>
>>67919201
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11740419
bit offended, not personally, but for africans
>>
>>67919221
*gulp*
Cheque please!
*audience laughter*
>>
>>67919254
dont get it
>>
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>>67919222
*shows no love to homo thugs*
*empties out a clip, reloads and throws more slugs*
>>
>all these runts flags
truly horrifying
no wonder /brit/ is so shit at times
>>
>>67919283
>It's the only way you'll come out of this with any credibility
i doubt it
he's a fucking idiot
>>
>>67919293
lights are out so can't see anything
why would I lie? I'm in a hostel you ponce
>>
your thoughts on a wheelchair gf lads?
>>
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>“It is with deep sorrow that I learned today of the death of Cuba’s longest serving President. Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation. While a controversial figure, both Mr. Castro’s supporters and detractors recognized his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people who had a deep and lasting affection for “el Comandante”. I know my father was very proud to call him a friend and I had the opportunity to meet Fidel when my father passed away. It was also a real honour to meet his three sons and his brother President Raúl Castro during my recent visit to Cuba. On behalf of all Canadians, Sophie and I offer our deepest condolences to the family, friends and many, many supporters of Mr. Castro. We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.”

trudeau unironically said this
>>
>>67919335
was thinking the same, runts gotta go
>>
>>67919282
what about it?
>>
>>67919355
take a picture with flash, if people ask just say you pressed it by accident
>>
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>>67919361
she'll never escape
>>
norf memphis south memphis westwood orange mound
>>
>>67919201
green eye master race
only 2% of the worlds population have green eyes
I'm a super special snow flake!
>>
>>67919282
me also
>>
>>67919394
red lorry yellow lorry
>>
>>67919364
That's the left for you, he admires and envies the man because he threw any who opposed him in prison, kind of scary (but unsurprising) that left wingers want to normalize that sort of behaviour
>>
>>67919283
>But since both black women and black men have higher mutation loads, it cannot explain why only black women are less physically attractive, while black men are, if anything, more attractive.

Haha okayyyy mate

PS Regurgitating my virgin insults don't work because I've fucked 6 WHITE women and lost my virginity at 16, while it's rather obvious you're a bitter virgin cunt, you've actually saved scientific studies on black women. Do you realise how ridiculously sad you are? You should post that on Facebook and let the "normies" public ally berate you!
>>
>>67919364
tbf he's the only gommie who stuck to what he said he'd do, shame he was a communist though
and FOY'd better than no one else
>>
getting really good at perfectly pouring pint cans into pint glasses
>>
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>>67919282
assumed you were in it
>>
>>67919427
i'll have a Guinness, la
>>
hmm never met a pink-haired "SJW" in my life

is it because I didn't go to uni?
>>
>>67919258
bring pomade x
>>
>>67919296
mine now
>>
>>67919423
shut the fuck up or I'll knock you one clean
>>
>>67919448
yeah i'm sure you would you plastic paddy
>>
>everyone else in the room is snoring and clearly asleep
>I begin to hear the qt below fingering herself
>I lightly cough to let her know I'm awake
>she summons me down to get into her bed
th-there's a chance this could happen right lads?

>>67919382
no fuck off
>>
>reddit flags taking over
ah...
*dancewalks out of /brit/ and into /motd/*
>>
>>67919481
>>she summons me down to get into her bed
>has time to post about it here

probably not mate
>>
>>67919427
get those curly glasses and you don't even need to try desu lad. not impressed.
>>
nu

>>67919497
>>67919497
>>67919497
>>
>>67919455
they usually hang out in hipster joints. visit your ocal theatEr or sommit
>>
>>67919481
if you don't post video then go fuck yourself you czechian faggot
>>
>>67919423
look at the graphs (you know, the actual raw data) in the paper you spastic, they all have whites as being more attractive than blacks

>>67919423
>you've actually saved scientific studies on black women

No, I literally searched "black women ugly study" because I know large, protruding nostrils, fat rubbery lips, shitstained skin, pubic head hair etc are not feminine features and that would be confirmed by basic research. Unsurprisingly, it was

christ you're thick
>>
>>67919455
Pretty much, you won't find a single one of them working in a respectable industry
>>
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