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choons edition
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half 7 is close enough to 9 to start drinking right
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lads would anyone be interested in watching me play train simulator?
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>>67912768
ye
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anybody want to finish my econometrics assignment for me?

just for banter hah x
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>>67912768
you can drink from 12:00 mate
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fucking train wanker loves his trains
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Brits r ugly tßh
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>>67912771
aye go on then lad

gae us yer twitch
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>>67912771
i'd be interested in watching you die of aggressive rectal cancer
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>>67912768
started at half 6 tbf

only god to judge me
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Hows trident lads
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>the absolute state of Ed

christ
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>>67912735
me in the casket
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>>67912768
Happy Hour starts at 5 lad, no worries
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does crime even happen in japan?
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*feeds you to the dogs*
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preparing myself
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Hitler unironically didn't do anything wrong.
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Reckon I've found my true calling in professional casket modelling
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>>67912855
yes, but if the police think they won't be able to solve it within a short space of time, they don't record the crime as having occurred
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Bet £100 she picks Daniel.

t. lad who knows Meet the Parents is 100% rigged
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>>67912573
what kinda stuff do you want to keep?
I have advice on practically anything
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Avatar 2 will not be out until December 2018

Pathetic
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>>67912899
cute dog

nice pets
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>>67912881
me in the 79th row on the left
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>>67912883
it seems like the sort of place you can leave your car unlocked for a year and nothing would happen
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>>67912899
my fleshlight on the right
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>darkie
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>>67912768
earliest ive started is half 6
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*plants a bouncing betty on your corpse*
*sprints at you with an Arisaka w/ bayonet*
*one shots you across the map with an MP40*
*corners your team in a corner of the map and calls in artillery on that spot*
*releases the dogs on an incredibly cramped map*
*runs you over wi' tank*
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>>67912899
>youll never have this
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bought myself a mask
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>>67912899
Where did you find this picture of the missus and I with our bull?
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>>67912881
he started a war for no reason and lost
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>>67912899
you have 3 nice dogs there m8
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>Malcolm McLaren's retard son is going to burn £10m worth of Sex Pistols memorabilia

SOMEONE STOP THIS ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>this post is sponsored by Spellcheck, without whom I couldn't possibly have correctly typed the word memorabilia
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>>67912950
Not bothered, looks like the sort of girl Deano would go out with.
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Worked 14 hours straight and slept 10 hours wew I'm still exhausted
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>>67912956
state your purpose of sporting it
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*expands westwards*
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>>67912899
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>>67912968
>>this post is sponsored by Spellcheck, without whom I couldn't possibly have correctly typed the word memorabilia

Most reddit sentence I've read all week.
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alright lads its me
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>>67912963
>for no reason

the jews were creating a globalist government
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>>67912983
fighting crime
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the mardi gras disguise
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>>67912899

keep in mind dogs replace children for some couples.
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>>67912963
>for no reason
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>>67912968
heard something about this on 5 live last night while I was trying to get to sleep

they had some posh wanker on who said he should sell it and give the money to charity, because it would be the punk thing to do
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>>67913007
so? we are all human
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Farage getting utterly barraged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnZUTeUkuHM
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>>67912980
Why upside down?
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>>67913019
happened with my dad and stepmom
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>>67913040
Jews aren't
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getting the 'aine out
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very fat bunny in my yard
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any cocaine and bassline man in?
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>>67913001
you must spend an awful lot of time on this 'reddit' I take it then?
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>>67913010
do you like hurting other people?
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>>67913007
you can kill jews without invading Poland and starting a massive war
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cumming inside a girl without a condom is one of the top 10 feelings a human male can experience in his lifetime

genuinely pity you if you've never experienced it
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>this time tomorrow it will be only a few hours before bedtime and then the work week begins again
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>>67913081
cocaine yes just about to start
currently listening to garage though
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>>67913110
sunday always feels a bit shit
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>>67913097
is IVing heroin in this top 10
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>>67913097
ye but afterwards you become convinced you've just thrown your life away
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>>67913091
no only criminals
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>>67913097
pipe down deano
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>>67913097
cumming in a girl WITH a condom is also in the top 10
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>>67913092
It was about the rootless international clique you dumb goy

The Jews were killed en masse as scapegoats as the clique was primarily Jewish
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>>67913163
that's just cumming in a bit of rubber
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>>67912956
Do you wear it?
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>makes fun of white people
haha good banter
>makes fun of non-white people
bloody racist lock this animal uop

>make fun of christians
haha good banter
>make fun of muslims
bloody racist lock this animal up
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>>67913143
Russian Mobsters perhaps?
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>play computer games for more than an hour
>my hands lock up
gettin old
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Reckon having your ballbag battered is easily top 5 as well
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>>67913012
>dressed as a lampshade
Was she disguised as a jew?
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>>67913177
that's kind of the point
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>>67913097
cumming any where, any time is top 10. the girl is irrelevant
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>>67913114
good lad
just gonna pick up a 20bit and hoof a few before i go see my m8
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>>67913192
wearing it right now

>>67913213
slavs arent people so yeh
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>>67913163
umm no sweetie, a good well thought out wank is superior to cumming in a girl with a condom on in terms of pure sexual pleasure

of course a wank can't compete with the self-esteem boost that cumming in a girl gives
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>>67913232
dressed as JEFFERY mate
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just woke up lads any new memes?
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>>67913267
>tfw staying in
i have a problem
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>>67913128
Yes but below speedballs.
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>>67913271
picture?
Would it hurt if you took it off?
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>>67913198
welcome to leftism
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twitch dot tv/devious_duke
the self-styled trainlad is streaming
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>>67913232
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>>67913213
watching someone from /brit/ trying to go on a hotline miami like killing spree would be entertaining
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>>67913279
got called cucklad last thread
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my friend David Goldstein said that all white people are bad
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>>67913198
these people have been persecuted for so long, they deserve a break.
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>>67912947
>WaW action posting

not sure how i feel about this
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How are the government going to deal with overpopulation caused by immigrants having shit loads of children?
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>>67913272
reckon you might be bent mate

cumming in a girl with a johnny is way better than wanking
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>>67913272
>put your dick in girl
>cum after 1 thrust
>she laughs at you
>dat self-esteem boost
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>>67913327
Good.
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Who wants to come to the Birmingham meetup lads?

We can meet at a pub near the station next saturday
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>>67913302
>ywn get high as gas and outrun the law on a stolen streetbike
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>>67913367
racist
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>>67913384
FOP
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>lefties lamenting the loss of an oppressive communist dictator

lol
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might drunk dial someone later
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>>67913367
They're not

They're just going to call you a racist and pretend it isn't happening for decades
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>>67913367
More meat for the meat grinder. The modern global economy is based on perpetual growth. The birth rate among native white Britons is 1.6. Among immigrants it is around 2.2 I think.

They NEED these people to come in, make up the numbers and reproduce.
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despise the normies, do not understand them at all, find their ways baffling at times, but also want to be one of them

do I have mental problems
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a britbong called me argie bargie

what did he mean by that?
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>>67913367
The londonistani Arcology
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>>67913430
me?
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>>67913444
>perpetual growth
>finite resources


AHHH YES
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>>67913455
>wanting to be a normie?
Why?

They live pitiful lives, like insects without consciousness, the total sum of their life is hedonistic folly.
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>>67913470
give me your number and we'll see
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>>67913294
my m8 doesnt touch it so its not really good that im turning up to his coked up lol
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Business idea:I start a patreon/gofundme and you all donate
This should fund all the gimmicks I'm producing right now
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addendum: having sex does not make you a normie, I have sex every two weeks or so but I am not normie
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>>67913462
pudding and pie
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post high quality grime
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>>67913462
made an involuntary raspberry sound reading this
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>>67913444
>the government needs foreigners to crash the NHS and raise unemployment
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>>67913518
>404
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>>67913518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZOAzbH8tdU
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So what'll it be?
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>tfw my highest quality /brit/posting only happens when I'm ratarsed

I want to be there for you lads but the liver can't take it
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>>67913495
post her adultwork account
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>>67913481
>yfw Elon Musk somehow masters cheap space travel and the perpetual growth meme is in itself validated and perpetuated with humanity never outgrowing it because we just planet hop and consume infinitely more resources forever and ever
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>>67913495
If it's not with a Slavic hooker FONT
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>>67913486
02079304433
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-hold that thought
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>>67913530
what did you mean by this?
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>>67913572
is that really your number devon?
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>>67913556
Does he have commie tattoos?
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>>67913556
Just a pint of Guinness please lad, please make sure you let it settle before adding in the rest.

Also what flavour crisps have you got?
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>that Trudeau obituary of Castro

jesus fucking christ, imagine the leftist outrage if someone on the right did that for Pinochet
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>>67913572
calling you now
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>>67913589
yeh
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>>67913565
Sounds like locust
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>>67913560
what the fuck
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>>67913595
thats the chicago flag
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>>67913607
His dad was best mates with Castro
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>>67913595
flag of chicago
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>CANADIANS
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ENGLISH
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>>67913607
>left wingers get upset when you don't call trannies by their preferred pronouns
>will openly idolize and worship authoritarian dictators responsible for mass murder and countless human rights violations

and they wonder why we call them mentally ill lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

there she goes lads
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YANKS IN
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>not recognising the chicago flag

yes hello operator get reddit pl;ease
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>>67913632
>>67913650
even runtier
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>>67913556
one beer, on the rocks
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>>67913602
>t. 17yo fwb poster (one of my more obscure gimmicks, you may not even recognise it)
let's see if you recognise my reporting gimmick
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>>67913588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ehnMzQ6Ueo
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>>67913663
top milf
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>>67913683
umm are you even aware of the age of consent in the UK sweetie? x
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>>67913556
special w/ side of bacon
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>>67913367
>going to deal with overpopulation
You fucktard.
The whole reason for mass immigration is they want to increase the population.
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tomorrow ill be thinking "work tomorrow"
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ah yes, the left

or as i like to call, the not-right
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>>67913700
>thats a milf to you

need to be 18 to be on this site mate
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>>67913678
lel shitcago says he came from reddit

Fuck off Reddit Twat
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I'M CUMMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
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>>67913722
howling.

>Tfw lost my job
>Tfw first time in a year I don't have work on a Monday

I should probably feel worse
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>>67913743
fort
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>>67912956
good lol
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>>67913663
God her tits are nice
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>ctrl+f 'ah yes'
>1 result

ah yes
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>>67913743
fort
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>>67913722
is he ok
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devious duke not streaming then
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>>67913687
oh yes, i see, i see
*awkwardly smiles and pretends to know whats going on*
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bit of a strange one last nighr
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had a thought inspired by this post >>67913746 lads:

what do you do when cumming in/on a girl?

I just sort of grunt and go "ah fuck"
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>>67913813
oh?
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me with the gf =)
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>>67913815
I only let girls cum inside of me, not the other way
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Cant tell if im in denial about balding or if im actually not balding
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got called a wasteman in the bullring on black friday

only now do I feel comfortable enough to share it with you
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time to get a ber i reckon lads
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>>67913858
get DHT blockers, finasteride, minoxidil, castor oil, vitamin supplements STAT.
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>>67913834
that's a guy
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zac
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>>67913834
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>>67913306
would think it should be extremely painful

>>67913785
you have my permission to die
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>>67913834
i think those got married
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>>67913815
a kind of muffled urghh
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>>67913833
not sure if this girl was trying to scam me or just genuinely really liked me lol
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the waifu
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kinda feel like playing WoW but then i'd be playing WoW and i'm not sure how i feel about that
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>>67913896
Youre a big guy
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>>67913955
shes ming
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>>67913955
please never post my waifu again, thanks
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>>67913967
back to 'dit you go
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>>67913965
WoW sucks cocks now, social media made everyone antisocial
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>>67913965
delete this pic mate
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going to call devon soon
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Got over the chills, fever, puking and insomnia yesterday

Now just on the aches, headache and diarrhoea phase

Wasted my weekend being sick, will be well enough for work on Monday

Thanks norovirus!
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>>67913955
bit of a skank
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>>67913946
>>67913926
>>67913815
>>67913813
>>67913746
>>67913495
fuck off to normiebook
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>>67913998
People look at their phones while raiding or what?
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the new p money album is pretty hard
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WE
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>>67913977
your ming

>>67913987
mine first
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>>67913990
Going to shoot you sunshine
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Post pompadours
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>provisional drivers licence
>debit card
>credit card
>provisional drivers licence
>waitrose card
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the one itis
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>>67914019
lookin forward to it
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>>67914051
>>67914052
de ja vu
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>>67914019
did you google the number lid?
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>>67914045
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>ex added me on snapchat earlier
>didn't view my story
>added pic of herself, in a dress probably on a date

the alcohol isn't working lads, might consider suicide
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>>67914033
nah just never ever talking to each other anymore for some reason, used to just go into goldshire and it'd be crowded with randoms talking to each other and now it's just a ghost town, bit depressing.

never happened before facebook became normalised.
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drove my car right through the entrance of the local tesco yday

killed a load of people but made off with a load of bags of rice

posted it on my facebook with the caption 'Blag Frah-dy Bruv'
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>>67914078
why would I do that?
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>>67914045
girls are 100% runts
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>>67914123
knowledge is power
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av u got colour in your cheeks?
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>>67914092
the fact that she's still adding you on snapchat shows she still cares what you think in some form blud

if she had truly moved on she wouldn't feel any need to add you
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Based corbyn is praising castro, and now the (((british))) are angry
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/jeremy-corbyn-hails-late-cuban-leader-fidel-castro-as-huge-figure-in-history-35246757.html
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>>67914148
sounds like she's adding him out of spite more than anything else
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ber #1 status: finished
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>tfw you attend a family event and all your cousins are Deanos and Staceys

ah yes I will surely find something to talk to you people about for 4 hours
*surreptitiously avoids the wake/wedding party*
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>>67914161
kill yourself you fucking scumbag
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meme
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>>67914161
why are all of our politicians such fucking scummy shitcunts.

No wonder everyone in this country is on drugs
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haven't had any drugs or alcohol this weekend at all

was gonna take a whole tab of 1P earlier today but I had to go to the shop so cancelled it
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if you niggas are balling then boy I must be FIFA
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>>67914171
ber? are we talking about the bit error rate or....?
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>>67914222
alcoholic berverage
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>ber? are we talking about the bit error rate or....?
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>67914173
>Attempt to talk to my sister's Deano partner
>Tell him I want to join the Civil Service
>Asks me if I want help getting in, he knows somebody who works for the local council

hmm
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>>67913630
What is it?!
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would aliens look like us?
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Evens: I polish the night off with a cheeky bifta
Odds: I don't
0: first response gets to decide
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>>67914163
which means she still cares about him in some form
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castro succeded when he tried to kick the jews out of cuba.
now i hope corbyn does the same soon
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>>67914250
should have punched himself to death. far more hilarious.
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this guy tries to sell you water filters on the street what do you do
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>>67914250
ah yes... putins russia... americas ally...
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*casts a portal to Ironforge*
in a bit lads
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>>67914271
Going to have one anyway lol
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*sexually defrauds you*
>>
consumed about 400kcals of porridge and about 1000kcals of choc chip digestives today

not sure if I should have a cooked meal (noodles probably) to balance it out
>>
>>67914282
>kick out the kikes
>invite all the mudslimes in

grand idea corbyn, what could go wrong?
>>
>>67914267
farengi
>>
>>67912735
>mates all listen to grime SHITE
literally never put on music because they all whine and bitch when something that isn't charts or grime goes on

HATE my mates desu
>>
>>67914292
Genuinely jealous of his jawline
>>
>>67914316
they can use the muslims as cannon fodder dumbass
>>
>black friday deals
>everything on sale is complete shite

fascinating
>>
that wasn't Devon's number at all!
>>
>>67914338
haaaaat
>>
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>>67914357
did you speak to are tezza?
>>
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The cat
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>>67914316
kill yourself fucking scumbag...
>>
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For Sauron will have dominion of all life on this earth, even unto the ending of the world.
>>
>>67913589
>020
no
>>
>>67914374
wow.... how could you even say something like that????
>>
cats spot turned into a massive hole

turned out its called an abcess and another cat bit her
>>
>>67914365
what
>>
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>>67914357
>>
>>67914399
was me
>>
might go pub and pull a desperate 40 yo
>>
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>The Old Man and the Sea
>>
business idea: synthesise rum with coca cola and imbibe the result
>>
>>67914367
no!
>>
>>67914416
this is how I got the current fwb
>>
>>67914416
*puts on a wig and some lippy*
>>
>>67914416
she might pull a desperate 23 year old
>>
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ah yes
>>
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>
>>67914442
so sad!
>>
>>67914442
who

>>67914451
interesting

>>67914455
look forward to it ;)

>>67914457
not quite 23
>>
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>americans
fucking dying

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/son-stabs-dad-neck-after-9341405#rlabs=1%20rt$sitewide%20p$11
>>
shan't even be entertaining the idea of another /brit/ meetup after the brecon beacons fiasco (of which all three of us swore never to speak)
>>
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these are a lot of fun
>>
>>67914467
I like Corbyn though
>>
>>67914462
gullible posh twats buy expensive shit
who knew
>>
let's arrange a meetup lads
>>
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>>67914428
all in
>>
>>67914462
OwO what's this
>>
>>67914510
my house 5 mins
>>
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>>67914278
cheers bro
I don't know what to think anymore
>>
>>67914478
>schizophrenic is getting charged with attempted murder/felony despite the fact that he was defending himself

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
>>
>only a handful of waitrose in the north

im dying
>>
>>67914494
absolute munter
>>
Do you like the show Dragon's Den?
>>
>yfw its going to be a soft brexit and the UK can't stop europoors from coming in
>>
>>67914510
my bedroom 10 seconds
>>
>>67914487
>casually name drops something you "don't wanna talk about"

Do you have a vagina?
>>
business idea: fuck paying rent and just sleep in my car from now on
>>
corbyn's mistake is that he loves the irish
>>
tommy mair was a hero
>>
>>67914494
state of those hooves sm,h
>>
quite literally at manchester train station right now
im the dashing lad in the guy fawkes mask with the japanese fan and the horn of ale sat outside starbucks
>>
>>67914462
used to work in the first waitrose in scotland
>>
>>67914494
He was great in Sicario
>>
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>british are still bound by euclideanspace

British people are stupid fat and cannot possibly grasp or move into non-euclidean space. You are stupid stupid stupid and probably have a poor concept of "0" and the fourth power.
>>
>>67914577
0161 manny on the map
>>
>>67914558
funny you should say that
>>
>>67914588
great picture, mind if i save it?
>>
>>67914471
no one i put the phone down!
>>
>>67914513
map of all the wankers in england
>>
>>67914588
great picture, mind if i save it?
>>
>>67914611
oh no!
>>
>>67914510
Birmingham next saturday at the train station lad
>>
had all my front teeth punched out today
>>
>>67914611
all your exclaiming is raising my blood pressure
>>
>>67914629
can you make it friday

i'll be on platform 10a briefly
>>
punched out all of someone's front teeth today
>>
>>67914629
hahaha go on then, i'll literally be there (need to take some trousers back anyway), when we meeting?
>>
beer #2 finished

feeling a change of tunes desu
>>
>>67914675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI
>>
why dont you reply to non-anglos
>>
you lot heard that new green day song on the 'dio? quite a catchy little number
>>
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Republicans now control ALL branches of government
>>
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>>67914621
>>67914610

you have a Pythagorean mind and exist and belong in 400 BC.
>>
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>you lot heard that new green day song
>>
trump will kill elon musk
>>
>>67914675
beers rots the liver
>>
>>67914682
perfect
unironically did like 4 hours of this on the day he got elected
>>
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>>67914687
quite glad of it
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog

me in the mirror
>>
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>only 2 (You)s all thread
>>
>need to buy some new running shoes
>just missed the sales

reeeeeee
>>
>>67914727
havent got any except for a bane joke and something about the north
>>
>>67914727
bet this lad has something profound on his mind
>>
feeling quite fucking hungry
>>
>>67914687
If they don't repeal Obamacare and scrap Medicaid/Medicare and replace it with a single payer system they have 0 vision

It would be cheaper at this point for each state to run its system and the Feds to fund the last mile
>>
explain snapchat to me lads

>srsly ... I don't even have a twitter account
>>
>>67914651
you're increasing mine (because it's all rushing towards my willy)
>>
>ctrl-f
>"you"
>97 found

Lol only 2 bro?
>>
the north mentioned
>>
>>67914747
*acknowledges you*
>>
so easy to spot the redditors
>>
my dinner just squealed at me
>>
>>67914795
rat-o-van?
>>
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>>67914765
>>
stop killing the mandem
>>
>>67914365
eh
>>
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*enters the thread*
>>
>>67914776
*nods disrespectfully towards you*
>>
start killing the mandem
>>
in reddit..........things happen
>>
pause killing the mandem
>>
Greater London is an Uber driver called Thabani
>>
pomade status: applied
>>
nelson mandela died today RIP
>>
/brit/s acting stupid again
>>
>>67914832
roaring
>>
i lift 3 times a week, take my dog for long walks, read books and have long ponders about how to save the white race

what are YOU doing?
>>
>>67914842
post toot
>>
>>67914873
Trying not to shit my bills for the third time today
>>
i am not from france
>>
>>67914862
pics
>>
>>67914860
>not manaman

had an uber driver called this once and started saying it instead of 'man', and also started signing german whip at him

would quite like to see my uber rating seeing as i only get them when very drunk
>>
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did pretty well, can't complain
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOKUBIf4VEw
>>
>>67914873
hmm I do all these things but the crucial difference is I also have sex with girls
>>
just ate a peanut m&m and the peanut was slightly burnt
>>
>>67914873
eating a ready meal and preparing to drink myself to death
>>
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>>67914900
>>
>>67914913
very good
>>
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Baby now, let me hold you tight, my love, it's not easy
I want to hold you every day, so i right come fall you love once it's not easy
Darling, you make me lose my mind it's not easy
I want to lose my mind every day, so that I can fall into your loved arms, it's not easy
Let me now know, I wanna hold you every day, I'll never, never let you go
Everyday I love you so much, its not easy
>>
imagine only getting 6 (You)s in a thread and not being ashamed
baahahaa pathetic
>>
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>get letter from HMRC saying I owe them £100 for tax year 14-15
>couple weeks later get a letter saying HMRC owes me £113.50 for tax year 15-6
>>
HIGHLY controversial opinion: American mustard is better than English mustard
>>
>>67914873
Eating a pizza 'n playing pokemon
>>
might do a slowdown

only 1.5 bottles and 4 cans left

(but like 3 litres of spirits if it comes to it)
>>
>>67914909
i only do that to girls i want meaningful relationships with, with the ultimate goal of fathering white children.
>>
If you DON'T like pakis feel free to fuck right off from this thread and never come back.
No paki haters here.
>>
>>67914901
what sort of brown person was he?
>>
>>67914975
i thought they were all the same :/
>>
anyone else have an obsession with rolling their sleeves up?
>>
>>67914950
didn't know there was any difference
>>
>>67914901
you don't see your own rating?
>>
>mustard
>good
Hat

>>67914966
not even 9 yet you absolute wasteyout
>>
>>67914991
me
>>
>>67914931
fuck off logan
>>
>>67914991
yes

>>67914996
no

>>67915000
only started 20 minutes ago as well lool
>>
>>67914991
not in this cold
>>
just read bean's opinion on castro

worth the wait desu, 7/10 opinion as expected
>>
had 4 vodkas and i only started drinking at 8
>>
>>67915010
whats preempted this behaviour
>>
>>67914991
ye
>>
>>67914970
I'm sure you understand by now that there's not much to be done for the racial purity of the European homelands.

The next best thing is to father as many European children as you can and to make them upstanding citizens that don't fall for the Jewish tricks
>>
drinking is bad for you
>>
>>67915054
never normally in at weekends and when i am in i dunno what to do with myself apart from be a degenerate
>>
I am so lonely haha

loll
>>
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>>67915087

>>67915087

>>67915087

>>67915087
>>
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does anyone want to go to a national trust site with me tomorrow or next weekend

I have NT membership and a car, I can pick you up, I will buy you food
>>
>>67915098
same lol
>>
>>67915124
Wish I lived in England
Wish I had mates that were interested in these things
>>
>>67914282
>now i hope corbyn does the same soon
Stop believing the conservative media exaggerations.
>>
>>67914832
i-is he injured?
>>
>>67912821
rude

>captcha: HOBUR ENGLANDS
what did he mean by this?
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