American going to amsterdam this week

>>67903631
If you are into cultural stuff check out.the stedeljik museum, they have an awesome temporary exibit about new design ideas. For live jazz try the bimhuis, if it's sunny (kek) walk around prinsengracht and jordaan.
Try surinamese food, enjoy the free opera and classical music at lunch, talk to young, interesting people near the university.

Or just get totally wasted in rembrandtplein, pay 80€ for a 20 minutes condom blowjob, smoke weed that's too strong to be enjoyed and get back with an awesome tale about dutch decadence.

>>67905831
First post best post

T. Amsterdammer

>>67903631
>pay 80€ for a 20 minutes condom blowjob
kek what a tourist trap

SMOKE WEED BUD!!!!!!

>>67903631
Jump in a canal and drown yourself.

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80 for a bj I thought I was like 50 to fuck? Ive read about some ice fesivals and sinterklass? Anything to know about those? I plan on checking out the van gogh museum and will check out the stedeljik museum too. My friend really wants to do the anne frank house so will be doing that too. I want to rent a bike to for the full experiance, any cool bike routes? Thanks for your replies.

>>67907622
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>>67903631
DUDE

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>>67903631
>too strong to be enjoyed

No offense, but the best weed I've ever smoked was at home here in Chicago, from some smelly nigger who got it from Colorado. Pic related.

Legalization + American ingenuity means the rest of the world can't keep up. Amsterdam is a fun city, but if your primary objective is to smoke weed, you might as well just go to Colorado or Washington. Rotterdam felt more like an American city to me, I really liked my time there

>>67913600
No offence taken. Go be degenerate in your own country. I fucking hate tourists who come here only to smoke the herbal jew.