> You wake up in Paramaribo, Suriname. Your next move?

>>67900533
go to the closest spanish embassy i can find

>>67900533
go to the closest spanish embassy i can find

>>67900533
I leave

Fuck some Chinese/African/Dutch/French/Indian qt then commit suicide

wft i want to go to the nearest Spanish ambassy now

>>67900533
that Maurits Snacks looks intersting... I go there.

>>67900533
Go to the Spanish embassy because the receptionist is a QT.

Go to Abo

>>67900533
Be happy and start my new life, instead of just killing myself tbqh

>>67900533
1. Take Bus to Boa Vista Brasil
2. Take Plane to Rio de Janeiro
3. Chill for a week on the beach and enjoy vacation
4. Fly back home

Enjoy those Far West feels.

Suriwhere? Why the hell is the sign in Chinese and Dutch, but all the people are dark brown?

Roll on the ground, paint my body black by mud, and then integrate into the society

>>67901017
It is a former Dutch colony I believe.

>>67900885
>>67900828
Good posts.

>榮華金店

>>67900533

Cross the border, go to the nearest bus terminal, buy a ticket to São Paulo, go home.

>>67900533
go to the closest spanish embassy i can find

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go to the closest spanish embassy i can find

Goedemiddag! Mag ik de volgende boot naar Nederland nemen, alstublieft?

shout Clarence Seedorf until someone understands

>>67900533
Wonder how much did I drink last night.

Kanker hoe ben ik nu weer in zuid-amerika beland verdomme ik wil naar huis

Eat Roti, cruise the rivers with a jetski, party with bitches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh8B-wJIHOI

>>67900533
Kill self

>>67900533
take a bus to Guyana and kill myself

>>67900533

Wonder why everything in my town is now in Dutch.

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>>67900533
What's THIS?

HAHHAHAHHAHAHA KEKS

>>67910860
Must be Canadian embassy. Congrats you've found it.

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>>67900828
same

>>67910860
LEAF'D

Aren't there alot of Indonesians in Suriname?

>>67913880
Suriname is the most demographically weird country in the world. There are a lot of Indians, Indonesians, Chinese, black and natives there. Islam, Christianity, Hinduism are all popular.

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>>67900828
This

>>67900533
Get called on by creools, run to hindus
Try to visit old dutch settelements

>>67900533
Looks a lot like Erie, PA ngl

>>67913880
>>67913964
So it's basically Deportees From All Over The Dutch Colonies: the state? Nice.

>>67900533
Go touristing.

>If I get homesick, I can go to that store and buy an Abo

>>67921442
>missing boongs

Stay in Cairns Iad

>>67919326
#Justnewworldthings

>>67900533
Go to Waterkant bar and have a Parbo beer and wait until everything blows over

go to the closest spanish embassy i can find

>>67901017
>German education

>>67900918
That's easy for you to say. Suriname would be a step up.

>>67904668
I'd shout Edgar Davids so everyone thinks I'm blind and feels obliged to help.