russian

>>67884416
Why do you think learning basic russian will get you "cute girls"?

read depressing russian literature in russian

>>67884435
because he's delusional

>>67884416
Russia is a beautiful country and russian is a cool language

>>67884444
checked

>>67884494
>Russia is a beautiful country
well compared to columbia yea

>>67884484
"Wow anon! I didn't know you could say privet kak dela with horrible pronunciation! My qt russian pussy is SOOOO wet for you now! Just take my already!"

I've learnt it to watch Leningrad clips

>>67884416
>Why do you think learning basic russian will get you "memes"?

>>67884515
More beautiful than the US

>>67884416
well from what i can tell it is the main motivation. a colleague of mine all of a sudden started studying russian. later it turned out that he recently got divorced. coincidence? i guess not.

>>67884435
i actually want to learn to speak it fluently lol

i'm between russian, turkish, persian and indonesian. don't know what could be more useful but persian appeals the most to me

>>67884515
rude.

>>67884695
>i actually want to learn to speak it fluently lol

Good luck... You'll probably never sound like a native speaker. It's hard as fuck

>>67884695
you will never learn fluent Russian, look at Kadyrov

I've learnt it to understand porn dialogs.

>>67884746
What about Kadyrov?

>>67884784
he's a great Russian patriot but speaks shit Russian

>>67884746
What about him?

>>67884416
Russia is a major power - not a superpower, but more than influential enough for Russian to be a potentially useful language, especially since the vast majority of Russians are monolingual and only... What, 5%? Can speak English.

I've been studying it a bit (I still suck at it though) because I figure, along with Arabic, it'll be very useful for a career in military intel. Mandarin might be more useful but honestly fuck learning to read the Chinese writing system tbqh.

To be able to understand orders from our masters.

>>67884727
well, that is one of the reasons of why i like it. next year i want to dedicate a lot of my time learning a language and russian (and turkish too) is a candidate for its difficulty. indonesian and persian are just because i like the countries

There is not a single reason to learn Russian. It is useless and as a westerner you won't be able to learn it well enough, because it is so different.

>>67884904
well, unless i wanted to live or visit russia i don't think it could be that useful for me. if i learn russian probably the only use i will give to it is talking to people, watching movies and listening to music.

>>67884444
most of them have been translated into english

>>67884892
he is not as much foreign as he is a retard. he sounds like an uneducated peasant. but still he speaks a pretty idiomatic russian. most foreigner speakers won't ever be able to speak as well as him.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVfZ5usvo0

>>67884748
>I've learnt it to understand porn

Why? Russian porn is shit tier

>>67889128
Russian porn is creepy as fuck, i skip it instantly. I guess creepy people like it.

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>>67889374
>this came from transsexual midget

>>67889128
>he doesn't appreciate the hottest girls
in porn in the world
as long as I'm spared their back stories it's totally top tier

>>67885066
нe пизди

>>67889653
oн пpaв. иди нa хyй

>>67889687
нea. зaeбaли yжe эти ивaны кoтopыe пocтoяннo гoвopят "HAШ BEЛИКИ MAГУЧИ - CЛOЖHEЙШИЙ ЯЗЫК B MИPE"

>>67889971
нy пocлoжнeй aнглийcкoгo бyдeт)

>>67889128
Acting in Russian porn is top notch.

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>>67884416
I want to learn Russian because I have a lot of free time on my hands when I am not working out and studying. I tend to play video games or watch youtube videos. I'm a native English speaker and understand to become proficient in Russian will take ~1,100 hours to learn. I only want to learn Russian because I want to improve myself and become smarter, I do not intend to ever visit Russia or "pick up Russian chicks" because the Russian women would always end up exploiting an American man like myself anyways.

Is it worth it to learn the Russian language in 2017? I haven't learned any Russian at all outside of what few Russian words I heard in the film adaptation of Stanley Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange (1971)".

>>67890574
>Is it worth it to learn the Russian language in 2017?
no

>>67890676
thank you, comrade

>>67890574
it's worth it for you with that reasoning, so why are you even asking?

>>67890676
>Was it worth it in 1917?
>no

>>67890695
I'm not comrade

>>67884416
>there any other reason to learn russian other than memes and cute girls?

Russian sounds fucking badass, thus you automatically gain +5 points to coolness and persuasion checks. Threatening somebody will almost always be successful.

The Russian faction will act courteous to you, and you will have the option to join the Mafia, however doing so you might end up in jail, but in case of success you might get rich beyond your dreams.

>>67890574

as an american, pick up either

1) spanish
or
2) chinese

lmao

>>67895078
God-tier nipples

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>>67889128
Russian porn has some pretty god tier pornstars

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>>67889128
>not being aroused by this