frequency of male masturbation

I fap three times a day

>>67877632

>>67877593
The question is, did you *want* to fap more?

5 times a week

4 times a day is regular for me.

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>>67877593
1-2 times in two weeks

Can someone do nothing but masturbate so we'll know when the dick falls off?

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Stop masturbating.

this thread is serious,
Bump.
>>67877683
that's like saying"do you want to kil a blonde teen and cannivalize her body over a period of weeks"
there are some dark desires that should be ruled out promtpyl

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>>67877632
>>67877659
>>67877749
>>67877712
how can you live with yourselves

0 times for 3 years
r8

>>67877951
By masturbating

>>67878161
don't you feel ASHAMED?
would Washingtom have masturbated??

>>67878357
if he was horny and his wife wouldn't put out, probably

>>67877593
>>67878140
literal b8. a man can't live properly after not jerking (or having sex) for one or two days

>>67878455
THANK YOU!

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masturbation is for losers

>>67878357
Argentine low-testo cuck pretending to be good a Catholic by not masturbating, but the truth is you are a sissy faggot.

>>67878455
>>67878478
HAHA, PATHETIC!!

Boxers spend weeks without ejeculation before a fight.

>>67878559
why the fuck would you do that?

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>>67877951
>bone apple tea
wtf I love scat porn now

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5 times is probably average. 15 if pic related.

>>67878532
MY TEST IS SO HIGH I HAVE TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE UP THE NIGHT TO PUT MY BALLS IN FREEZING WATER TO AVOID WET DREAMS
I HAVE LIKE A WET DREAM EVERY 3 DAYS

>>67877875
what's varg's actual opinion on masturbation?

>>67878583
ASK A BOXER.
LIKE PACQUIO OR TYSON.
>he can't live without inserting his flesh in flesh
pathetic
>>67878619
whats gambina?

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>>67878620
Why are you so sore about this subject? :^)
Did Jamal fuck your girlfriend too hard last night?
Just admit it faggot, you are not even a man

>>67877593
>What's the average frequency in your country?
The fuck should i know?
I myself jumped to the nofap meme train 3 months ago and i honestly feel less horny than ever.

>>67878665
i'm pathetic because I do something that makes me feel really really good? crack off a batch and tell me you don't feel a little bit happier

4 times a week, used to fap 3 times a day but stopped feeling pleasure

>>67878712
>a cuck fantasy
:') ye showeth ye true color,ye lad
>>67878754
YES, PLEASURE IS FOR LOSERS

>>67878665
Gambina is a cheap "wine".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4YJwCnTDw

>>67878780
men who fap are weak
word to live by.
>>67878737
good
what's your NOFAP record?

>>67878779
You should kneel in front of your superiors as that is the only way you will ever get pleasure now on, you dirty little faggot

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>>67878862
>he isn't a faggot for cute highschool twinks
that's SUPER FAGGOT, YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO EMBRACE DOMINANT SODOMY
=DDD

>>67878920
You are faggot enough to admit you are not a man but desperate faggot looking for real men to rape your tight sorry ass

>>67878920
so you feel no natural hormonal urge to get off?
you're not a eunuch are you?

>>67878455
That's wrong, Diego. You can live without blowing your load that way.

If anything, your body will release it at night if you have been waiting too long.

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>>67879006
I FEEL ITVERY STRONGLY BUT MANAGE,TO FIGHT IT ,OFF

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Once day

>>67879017
se pueden EVITAR los sueños humedos?

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>>67877951

bone apple tea

>>67879102
I don't think so. Your body will keep producing semen, it has to be released somehow. Wet dreams are involuntary, like snoring or sneezing.

>>67879207
what about if you sleep only 5 hours a day but while listening to loud music so you're aware 24/7 of your body??
or if you sleep with ice packs on your belly?

I went through a 11 days nofap streak recently and didn't really feel any different, so I fapped again

Total placebo for whatever

>>67879043
You are just sad that others are able to have erection and make love and then there's you, a sad faggot who wants to live in a hugbox where every man is impotent and has no capability to satisfy a woman

Everyday before sleep, or when i am bored...
When i come home drunk i skip

>>67879273
Jesus, finland, I think you're making him cry.

>>67879271
>MFW THIS WEAK MONKEY WILL DIE A MONKEY
:') steroids are placebo too?
>>67879273
>Make love
FORNICATION is the proper term .')

>>67879255
> sleep only 5 hours a day but while listening to loud music
literally what the fuck, your body needs enough sleep to function properly, why would you force yourself to never sleep right?

> sleep with ice packs on your belly
Enjoy your pneumonia anon

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>>67877593

Every single beautiful day that God makes

>>67879378
So you are a faggot... Thought so, you are not even able to get erect and think about it, every single woman would laugh at your limp tiny dick

>>67879386
I have MANY studies which say 5 hours are "enough"
pneumonia is LESS BAD than loss of Seed.
Maybe I will just stick with estar con la mente activa todas las horas y duchas heladas.

>>67879464
why SHOULD i care?
women exist 4 reproduction
i will HIT a man or women of he or she laughs at me.

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>>67877593
2-3 times a day.
Sometimes, when im really busy at work and go to family after, i skip a day, but then i do 4 times the day after.
I need a gf badly

>>67879535
then you get thrown in prison and used as a fleshlight with a pulse. but I guess you like that you limp dick poser asshole

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>>67877951
>bon apple tea

>>67879535
You are only good enough as nigger fucktoy, you can't even get erect to insert your weewee inside another human being. Have you tried cats lately, they should be the right size for a sloppy teeny like you

>>67879599
HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I CAN'T PAY A LAWYER
ONLY SECULARISTS WEAKLINGS ARE CAPTURED ALIVE

>>67879479
> pneumonia is LESS BAD than loss of Seed.

I don't see the point of this thread after this insult to good trolling. This is /int/, we demand a minimum of trolling quality - step up your game.

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>>67879626
go stimulate your prepuce you weakling

>>67877593

I fap AT LEAST 2 times a day

>>67879656
no lawyer can save your dumb ass -literally- from big biker bubba in prison.

>>67879702
>implying I am low-testo faggot who can't erect
You should look in the mirror pal :^)

Meanwhile I am able to get erect whenever I want and I do get erect even when I don't want it, how does that sound to you, dicklet?

>>67879697
VITAL SEED=SEMEN IS INDEED VITAL FOR A MAN
>>67879758
>argentina
>bikers
>>67879734
jajaj porteño patetico
VIVA LA MUERTE DEL CHUKI
MORISCO PRESENTE

>>67879808
you had enough yet bitch? you're making an ass out of yourself.

>>67879043

working out doesn't give you stinky feet you fucking virgin

one time everyday
4 times when day off

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>>67879912
JAJA EL ATEOO
EL RATEKAAA
EL FORNICADOOR LASCIVO

>>67879988
You can't avoid the truth, fagboi

>>67878559

>Boxers spend weeks without ejeculation before a fight.

why you have the need of pulling things out of your ass in a hieroglyphic Egyptian virtual stone board?

>>67880159
>he DENIES the FACT that boxers are abstinent befroe a fight
hahaha it's a well known fact you DEBILUCHO INFLACION TE VA A COMER EL SUELDO LA INFLACION LE TENES MIEDITO A LA YUTA Y LOS CHORROS
AGUANTE LA 14 Y LA 12 PORQUE TE JDOEN

1 fap once every 2 days then take a day off fapping to recover and then fap once the next two again.

>>67880275
in English, taco vendor

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>>67880363
MEANWHLE MOSLEMS PLOW THY FIELDS

soo you got banned from KC I see

>>67880392

ignore him, he is a literal autistic

this is what /lat/ is made of

>>67880398
At least they work in the fields, good use of sandniggers. Now, as we got into it, you could work as great salary for them. At end of each day of work they get to rape you freely since you are not even able to get erect and thus concidered the weakest of the weak. Now please, spread your ass for Mohammed.

>>67880457
PRONTO VOY A LA RATEKA HOUSE A TENER CLASES CON TETON RATEKA

>>67880498
Why don't you just ignore this autist, Pekka? This thread is not even about nofap and its consequences, it's about getting any attention at all, any possible (You).

It's ok if you decide to fap or not to fap, but this guy is such a clown he's either an actual retard, or underage.

>>67877892
are all argentinafags like this?

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>>67880666
He's a psycho who got banned both from KC and 8ch argentina, he likes to make shit up all the time

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>>67880708
>>67880645
>>67880666
HAHAH
666
ONANISTS

>>67880645
Just making fun of it, and it is okay, doing other shit meanwhile too

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>>67880778

I don't masturbate, I edge.

>>67877846

U L T R A R A R E

>>67880909
acceptable.

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>having someone else stroke your penis is good
>doing it yourself is bad

how can christians spook themselves that much...

>>67881389
inb4 le oxytocin meme

>>67880943
U L T R A N E W

>>67881424
everybody live for some sort of oxytocin

it's a NATURAL,FREE,NON DAMAGING TO OTHER PEOPLES and NON TOXIC way of obtaining an orgasm

literally who the fuck care

>>67877846
IIRC there was a kid that jerked off 49 times in a row and ended up dying from a heart attack

>>67881539
that's a happy death

I think

Once/twice a day.
Tried nofap for two weeks two months ago, didn't feel any difference in body nor mind

>>67877593
Everyday

>>67877593
Normally one day yes one not

>>67881511
*oxytocin release

>>67877593
I used to fap around 4 or 5 times a day, then twice per day, then once a day, once per week and now I fap like twice every month,some months just once...and it's just to relieve some stress, I don't do it a a part of my routine anymore.

It was a long process that took me like two years and I'm near rehab, my goal is not to fap anymore.