Immigration

Argentina

Murika

We have a Catch and Release policy.

>>67865213
But I wanna do it legally.
It takes like a shitton of time to get a greencard.

>>67865178
Nigga, don't you even have an european passport?

>>67865279
How do you get one of those?

>>67865178
Canada

Try Yurop, through poortugal.

>>67865178
You can take my spot when I rescind my citizenship after I graduate

>>67865636
Why would you do that?

>>67865677
Because I already got Canadian citizenship (I'm an American) and I'll get my Italian one in a couple of months. It's getting more and more difficult these days to send money to my family in Yemen with an American passport so I'll just give it up and leave

>>67865772
Oh wow, you must travel a lot.
Kinda made me jelly.

>>67865772
Homeland Security wants to speak with you.

>>67865818
Not really, I've only been to where my family lives and I stopped visiting for several years due to school

>>67865823
Nigga I can already imagine customs asking me why the fuck I was on 4chan in a foreign country

those first world countries you want to immigrate to will stop being first world soon due to massive immigration.

stay in brazil and chill in some cozy town hidden in the mountains.

>>67865912
Nah man, I want to leave. I hate it here.
I'd rather live in fucking Poland than Brazil.

>>67865983
poles are racist as fuck, they beat up non poles in the street and the country is depressive as fuck, you won't recover from the cultural shock.

>>67866235
Still better than brazil.

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>>67865178
For you

>>67866431
I still wanna leave.

>>67866431
>australia
>is for australians

>>67866431
>Posted by an australian

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>>67865347
Having at least one european grandparent in most cases..

stay in brazil
most first world countries hate brazilians anyway
the grass isn't greener just stay where you are trust me

>>67865178
Go to Peru, you mutt

>>67865178
Fuck off, we're full.

>>67865479
Not really unless you're rich or have a job offer.

UKIP, Germany, and Sweden's far right parties want Canadian style immigration.

>>67866885
well, fuck.

>>67867022
>most first world countries hate brazilians anyway
yeah? why?

>the grass isn't greener just stay where you are trust me
i think you're trying to trick me.

>>67867074
Peru ain't 1st world.

>>67867283
So mean

>>67867454
>Not really unless you're rich or have a job offer.
Explain please. I thought Trudeau would make it easy for us.

Ireland or Canada

You have to have some money

The plan is the following: studying in one of these countries, some 2 year college that can get you a job and intership and getting a student visa

You have to prove you'll have the minimum amount of money to live there and pay for the college, it will be something like 50k-80k BRL, you can also work part time

After graduating and finding a job you ask for permanent visa, after 3 years + 2 you've been studying there you ask for Citizenship, at least it's like this in Canada

There's also NZ, but it is a shitty country

>>67869693
>studying in one of these countries
I thought about graduating here in Brazil and then looking for some job outside.

>>67869809

It is much much easier to immigrate to Canada by getting your foot in the door as a student, then getting a co-op or work placement.

Finding a good job in Canada is difficult if you don't have any connection to the country yet.

>>67869956
Crap.
Wish I could be born again somewhere else.

>>67869809
Kek

Unless you're a top student on USP, it's impossible, they clean their asses with out diplomas

Just sell some car, apartment and do this, it will work

>>67870533
Oh man, that's fucked up.
It really really is.
I have no money. Shit.

>>67871305
You had 8 years to go to the US illegally

You didn't even need money, could get some loan in a bank, go there, send the money and pay the loan after 2 months working in the US

Now it's over

just throw away your passport and pretend you are from syria and you will be welcomed with open arms

I'm a gay ugly virgin. I will marry you if you promise to deflower and fuck me at least 10 times. Deal? We can divorce after a few years so it doesn't look suspicious

>>67870007

A number of Canadian universities have random degree programs which are practically only used for foreign immigrants.

Like a masters in engineering leadership, or a masters in finance (rather than an MBA)

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Cant Brazilians go to Portugal?

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>>67877473
>migrating from one shithole to another

We have 20x more Portuguese in Brazil than Brazilians in Portugal, and São Paulo is being flooded with jobless Portuguese migrants.

Florida...
Seriously, just bang some mexican girl in america....
pop out another anchor baby...
takes 9-10 months of planning, but it's cheap/easy
im gonna do that with a chinese girl, to get canadian citizenship!

>>67880250

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enWci1hBELE
wtf didn't know about favelas in Lisbon. i should go abroad more often

>>67880691
Favelas, monkeys, shootings... Portugal is basically Rio de Janeiro at this point. I didn't read through the thread but I'm assuming OP is also from Rio de Janeiro or some other northern hellhole, so he might consider migrating to Lisbon tbqh.

>>67880250
>São Paulo is being flooded with jobless Portuguese migrants
This simply isn't true.
>>67880931
This butthurt with Rio is glorious. Don't you faggots ever get tired?

Isn't Brazil friendly with Japan, why not go there? You may not become a citizen but you can live there.