emily edition
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
phimosis
Now 5000% more readable innit
>>67864915
various subjects
goolies currently airing out
SISSY
BRIT
BOIS
>>67864938
great stuff
lads got a question
what is mansplaining? and what is manspreading?
saw both of those words in guardian opinion titles whilst looking for funny articles to post here
but neither of them explained what they were in anything but vague terms
Am I British lads?
thought?
>liciscki has been indoctrinated to be a communist who wants to kill white people
lisicki this isn't america lad
>>67865031
tell your grandma she's a slut
>>67864979
>Eastern Orthodox consider themselves Catholics
mmm no, no way.
However, yes we're closer to you than Protestants. A lot of talk with the Patriarch and the Pope recently about rejoining the Churches. Not sure if I can see it.
Finna to drop my new mixtape
Check out Cleanbois - Latex Lifestyle on soundcloud if u 'bout it
>>67864914
stellar post
>>67865031
this better be a joke
If you're 20+ and still a khhv you either have aspergers or you're still scared to leave your comfort zone and probably scared of intimacy, which is basically saying you have aspergers either way desu
>>67865048
state of higher education in this country
realised I don't really respect women
>>67865002
Aoow
>>67865027
>mansplaining
explaining something using facts
>manspreading
sitting with your legs apart
both are tumblr terms that you should never use
>>67865031
hmm...
nope!
>>67865080
screaming
>>67865053
>mmm no, no way
>Eastern Orthodox Church considers itself to be both orthodox and catholic. Doctrine of Catholicity of the Church, as derived from the Nicene Creed, is essential to Eastern Orthodox Ecclesiology.
Confirmed for being a dirty fucking Protestant with absolutely no clue what he's talking about.
Do try not to embarrass yourself like this in future.
>>67865049
she's dead
>>67865080
excellent post
reading about wood drying in wikipedia
state of my life 2bh
business idea: fake my own death to see who actually turns up to my funeral
>>67865072
>>mansplaining
>explaining something using facts
whaaaaaaaaat??????
>>manspreading
>sitting with your legs apart
I'm very confused to say the least
GAS
THE
TAIGS
AGAIN
lads
>/brit/ is full of alt-right kids who believe in white genocide
grow up.
>>67865096
>being a catholic zealot on a burmese car sales forum
aaah yes.
>>67865080
why marry an irish
seems more trouble than it's worth 2bqh
Got my cock out again boys
*shakes it about a bit*
1/4 british innit
>>67865120
alri tom sawyer
>believing in any genocide
bit naive desu
>>67865099
fine guess I'll have to do it myself
*slits wrist*
going to fuck your nan up pisser when I se-uurrhhh......
>>67865146
state of those flags
>>67865121
typically men sit with their legs apart so as to not squash the spuds
not me though, the boys enjoy a good crushing
>>67865134
>Quick, quick, try to deflect away from my retardation!
Pathetic damage control.
>>67865146
giz us the temple desu la I feel like doing this one now
never done it before
going to watch 'The Maltese Falcon' (Huston, 1941)
Reference list:
Huston, J. 1941, 'The Maltese Falcon', Warner Bros, LA
>>67865080
HOWLING
>>67865031
how does this work?
>>67865185
lost the template someone else has to fetch it
Ahh yes.
The Grenadian referendum was a huge success I see.
>>67864704
Catholic mass attendance is higher than anglican mass attendance in the UK
>>67864914
hows that uncle of yours doing? Had to get him cremated so we wouldn't piss on his grave? sad!
Last winter my mum and dad took me on a cruise holiday. They've been on cruises before but I'd never been on one but it was a free holiday so I thought yeah why not, can't be that bad. It wasn't through the Mediterranean though, it was up through Scandinavia taking us through the Norwegian fjords. First few days were alright, there were some qts on the ship to ogle (mainly coffin-dodgers though). But it was on the third day that I started to get ideas. Just being on the ship you really get a sense for the sheer scale and power of the machine. It's literally thousands of tonnes of steel and iron forging through the water. All that energy going to waste when it could be fulfilling its true purpose. So on the third night when my parents were out at the bar before going to a show I walked around the deck by myself. I found a quiet spot at the rear of the ship and quietly hopped over the starboard rail. The fall was longer than I expected and the air was cold on my face. When I hit the water my left ankle broke immediately but I could still move. I knew I had only a matter of seconds before my body went into shock. Quickly I felt myself pulled under by the powerful eddies generated by the ship's motion. Under the water I had barely any time but managed to remove my jeans and boxers just microseconds before my now-saturated ballsack was chopped cleanly in two by the ship's razor sharp rudder.
>>67865121
>mansplaining
I think it just means patronising.
>>67865199
pakistani gets british citizenship in England probably
should really be a british flag there 2bh
>>67865199
a paki born in england
>>67865199
>not using place of birth
>>67865183
>catholic zealot thinks that every single person is knowledgeable on their churches politics.
ahhh yessssss
>>67865218
That doesn't make it a Catholic country lad
Leave england alone 2bqh
>>67865199
hello racist
My entire family tree looks like this with some female variety 2bh
None of us have EVER moved north.
>>67865031
If a dog has a litter of puppies in a stable, does that make them horses?
>>67865251
That's it. Dig that grave. Let me watch you sink yourself.
When your opponent is making a mistake, do not interrupt him.
Keep going. Keep embarrassing yourself, prod.
>>67865248
Far too many tricolours mate
>>67865248
family tree wanker loves his family tree
>lisicki comes into uni normal
>comes out wanting to kill every white person he sees
ah yes western universities
>>67865248
how do you even manage to go back that far
I only know my great grandparents because I asked my grandparents
>>67865248
>random cheeky Dane
>>67865291
slightly above avg quality post
>>67865153
I'm todays Tom Sawyer 2bh
>>67865277
No?
Why do you ask?
>>67865297
>not filtering it
makes /brit/ much better tbqh
>>67865297
i was a bitter virgin going into uni la'
>>67865299
>actually believing that shit
Shan't be responding to the catholic zealot.
Must be a poortherner if he desperately clings onto his religion.
>>67865273
what state
How often do you get your hair cut
>tfw grandfather is half saudi
I'm white as a sheet with blue eyes but my eyes are kinda thin and people think I'm half Italian during summer
>>67865329
yeah but everything else changed
>he doesn't think grey eyes are the best eyes
creasing
>>67865332
I was just wondering how people come up with it
surely the person who made the original must have known
>>67865297
interesting how that works innit
our unis also get quotas of minorities from each area that they HAVE to accept. They get screwed financially if they don't bring in [x amount] of black kids from [whatever county] every year.
>>67865351
VA
>>67865359
>grandfather is half saudi
you deserve to be executed desu
no offence
>>67865358
just over once a month? I don't have a schedule for it, I just go when it starts getting curly
>Hammond has brown eyes
ah yes west england and ireland
>>67865374
by grey I assume you mean dark blue?
>>67865185
>>67865200
Got it right here lads
>>67865359
>my eyes are kinda thin
???
>>67865412
are you fucking colourblind lad
>>67865379
Why must they have? You can literally make up any shit you want .
Whats some povvo food i can buy? Like noodles, tins of beans etc
>>67865417
There's a good lad
>>67865361
massive tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1oM3kQpXRo
who /slavicbalkanlatin/ admixture here?
>>67865442
mousetraps are useful if you want to catch your food
>>67865417
alri pierre
>>67865441
yeah but why go to the effort of making it if you're just going to make some random shit up
for fun?
>>67865442
noodles and tins of beans
>>67865458
hopefully no-one
>tfw predominantly recent eastern european blood
ah yes
why aussies are gay nonces?
Am I English?
>>67865396
:( only found out last year, a-at least nobody knows unless I ever mention it publicly
>>67865423
like a chink, they're obviously big next to a Chinese person's but I always think they look small
who /angloslavcelticgermanic/ here
>grey eyes exist
>I knew a girl once who had purple eyes no joke
>dude this guy in the year above me at school had red eyes but he got expelled because he was possessed by a demon
>>67865458
Deathcamp worthy tbqh
Holy hell it's so easy to get (You)s on /pol/
>>67865442
just off the top of my head:
- noodles
- tins of beans
>>67865463
Yeh
>>67865468
Yeh
>>67865498
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color#Gray
>>67865498
"Grey" eyes refer to light blue eyes.
>>67865501
I have brown eyes and black hair
>>67865491
>iranian marrying a jew
what
>>67865535
>Gray
FOY
>>67865491
>jew and iran
>>67865514
a lot of underaged there lad.
>>67865491
where do you live? think I know you
>>67865496
you should be forced to wear a badge
No innocent girl deserves to have your tainted offspring in her womb.
>>67865566
Manchester
need a chubby gf to order takeaway and get fet together with
>>67865570
tell that to my 750 Tinder matches hun x x
>>67865491
if by english you mean abomination then yes you are english
>"""people""" with anything but English within 2 generations asking whether they're English
Let me save you all some time
No.
:)
>>67865604
would
>>67865491
Post template
>>67865491
No because you identify as British
unionist cuck 2bqh
>>67865626
There's a lot of French people in your family, Simon
>>67865647
good post
>>67865467
Autism
>>67865626
5/10 see me after class
VERY good album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rampKT5tINo
>>67865606
I'm 50/50 english/russian
so I should say I'm a russian? wouldn't mind it that much 2bh, sounds kind of cool
>>67865606
Am I English? (WIP)
>>67865626
cute
>>67865545
>everyone in iran hates jews
Idiot.
lads what nationality am I?
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/quiet-british-town-is-exposed-as-a-porn-hub/ar-AAkJE5L
so this... is the power... of the northern powerhouse
woah
>>67865689
ah yes engineering student
>>67865708
don't they have a large jewish population? they have done for a seriously long time in fact
>>67865720
mongrel
>>67865684
Not funky enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvoSSkp2Njc
people who criticise consumerism are usually just talking about consumer goods they have no interest in and the customers who want those items
>>67865720
Anglo-Irish 2bqh
>>67865734
surprised you remembered 2bh
maybe I shouldn't post about it anymore? reckon I should branch out to something more interesting 2bh
Just so we're all on the same page here: I will NOT be listening to a SINGLE song if I haven't already heard it
Get your act together if you want my (You)
>>67865738
I think they did until israel became a thing then most jews in the MENA had to evacuate to Israel
might beat u runts until there are bones in your stool
>>67865762
wtf I love consumerism now
>people posting their autistic family trees to prove their white
how pathetic, if only I could filter it
>>67865801
t. nonwhite
>>67865490
Whats not to like about qts
uni's really done a number on him desu
itt rasheed
>>67865801
t. mutant welshman
>tripfag posting their autistic drivel to prove they can read and write
shall be filtering posthaste
>>67865783
how about you skip the beating and just put your bone in my stool big boy x
>>67865830
this
runtiest poster I've ever witnessed
Why the fuck is everyone in this thread an absolute mongrel?
>>67865417
feels kinda good desu
>>67865738
I'm gonna guess and say his Iranian ancestors aren't Muslims and probably fled Iran around the time of the revolution.
>>67865830
>>67865884
I thought this kind of thing only happens in american universities
lisicki has absolutely lost it
>>67865299
dad, brother and grandfather are super into it via ancestry.com so i was able to just look it up
>>67865948
family tree wankers love their family trees
>>67865434
those are green
mine was so boring I did the county flags for the ones I knew too
Who will win Kanye vs Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson 2024?
>>67865417
ANGLO'D
>>67865897
nigger
>tfw my entire family tree is just tricolours
Am I the only purebred in this general?
>>67866005
more like divon
bank roll after bank roll
I ain't playin my nigga I got a mansion my nigga
feel depressed this morning
>>67865898
na, the iranian part of my family came over here before the revolution and my mum was born in the late 60s
also I believe they were atheist/agnostics
Imagine being from here
Just imagine it
>>67866045
it's afternoon lol
for lunch i have had 5 sausage rolls and 4 big co op cookies
dirty bulk life
>>67866033
Mine's pure English for like 5 generations and the only deviation then is some cheeky northern irish
WHITE'd the proto-gf lads
had a bit of banter about asian dick sizes as well, apparently they really are small.
Don't even get more than one cat. If they hate each other you'll be paying for it for the rest of your life
>>67866053
OOOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT
>>67866078
>Northern Irish
No such thing. They're just Irish in denial.
all my friends are in prison or dead
>>67866039
you shut that mouth of yours
>>67866053
Imagine being Dr. Congo from DR Congo
*gets two cats knowing full well they'll hate each other*
ah yes they're are at it again
>>67866053
the absolute state of that flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFaiUEAF4Is
>>67866058
for you
just did one of them burps where it doesn't even come out your mouth it just bubbles up the back of your throat like errrrrrmm
pic of me in the garden this morning
>>67866163
do those all the time
barely ever do proper burps though
might have to bin myself lads
recc me a good method, needs to have a high success rate.
doesn't have to be painless I deserve it x
Ah yes
>>67866188
Jump off a tower for a thrill on the way out
>>67866053
They kill innocent muslims. Not nice!
Excuse me, where are the Caucasian females located?
>>67866175
me and the gf
gf on the left
me standing behind the tree
>>67866163
Did one of those once and a girl laughed at me.
>>67866175
What's brown and sticky?
Spotted a paki, lads>>67866128
>>67866207
suddenly a big fan
>>67866236
poo
>>67866053
>Chad
Moving there so I can finally get laid
>>67866236
a candy apple?
>>67866188
>deserve
>>67866236
poleaboo after his first night in prison
>>67866245
2bh
>>67866236
the political situation in the CAR
>>67866236
A stick
>>67866286
fuck off
>>67866267
alri Marcus Brigstocke
>>67866300
Or else what?
You will whine some more?
psychologist challenged me last week to say one positive thing about myself a day and haven't done it once so far lmao
genuinely not even slightly scared of snakes
>>67866286
good post
>>67866280
Made a tit of myself.
meant to reply to this >>67866280
with this >>67866311
>>67866334
Challenge him to a fight the uppity cunt
>>67866339
well maybe you should be *unzips dick*
>>67866237
Everyone loves a good rivalry
>>67866053
>Despite its significant mineral deposits and other resources, such as uranium reserves, crude oil, gold, diamonds, cobalt, lumber, and hydropower, as well as significant quantities of arable land, the Central African Republic is among the ten poorest countries in the world
ah yes, french colonies
>>67866352
did wonder
>>67866339
I admit I once got a bit rustled when I saw a venomous snake swimming next to me in the Bulgarian sea
>scripted conversations on grand tour
ah yes
>>67866339
snakes are timid creatures
>c-canadians!
>>67866360
its a woman
she could probably take me 2bh
What she asked of me at the end of the day
Caligula would have blushed
Oh you've been in the house too long she said
And I naturally fled
Fran
>>67866462
her and paul have definitely been at it
>>67866401
closest i've ever come to a venomous snek was an adder i saw while out in the woods. It was so rare that it just felt like a cool experience rather than anything scary
converting to islam lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6OqhIB5kMo
why is irish nationalist music good and everyone elses is shitty skinhead punk
>>67866493
They call it "reverting" because they believe everyone is born a Muslim and chooses to convert to other faiths
t. knower
>>67866475
Paul was shagging Grainne according to the Mirror
>>67866499
DUH MEIN STREAM MEDIEIR
>>67866330
i'll take our bloody fishing waters back that's what
HOWLING
>>67866414
good post
>>67866499
THE
MAIN
STREAM
MEDIUR
>>67866512
What was that quote about the English giving Ireland the English language and Ireland giving it back to the English in a splendour the English couldn't match?
heil hitler lmao
>>67866540
>>67866540
don't know why they are complaining. their name is Lýðveldið Ísland
daily reminder that most biblical figures were arab
>>67866540
meme nation has meme problems
>>67866597
t. defeated in the cod wars
>>67866540
Fucking hell
Just change the name already
Is this revenge because of the cod wars and the football match?
>>67866624
it was founded during the cod wars la
if they change the name ill be a bit miffed
Hello, I'm American
>>67866579
all of them were
>>67866561
That's nonsense though
Most irishmen cannot tell the difference between your and you're
>>67866499
who even watches this runt
>>67866579
Jesus was a blue eyed white man.
want to fill all of your negholes with my toxic load
>>67866624
take it to den haag
Last night I fell asleep on top of my bed sheets and it got pretty cold. I started to semi lucid dream as I knew I was cold and started to hug my sheets.
I then began to dream I was hugging a girl I knew from high school. Not exaggerating in the slightest when I say it was an incredibly serene dream and I haven't felt so content and at peace for years.
I wish I never woke up. How do I go back forever?
>>67866540
Don't think country names are trademarked.
What a petty thing to be angry about.
>>67866204
The exact type of person I picture going to Bicester Village, to be honest
>>67866624
you change YOUR name
>>67866561
sounds like something w.b yeats would say but I'm not sure
>>67866661
we score better than the UK in English tests lad
>>67866661
t. Muhammad
>>67866653
People are emotionally attached to the name?
I want it to change it's name for bants and the removal of jokes relating to the fact that they share names
>>67866624
change your name to sainsbury's
>>67866700
to be fair what else do the icelandic government have to do
besides thieving fishing waters
>he doesn't see at least 1 Tesla car per day
imagine living in the north
>>67866683
*brown eyed manlet jew
>>67866703
Imagine if the supermarket would win the court case and force Iceland (the country) to change it's name
Moving to marlow tomorrow lads. Found a nice flat in the same building as a dentists
>>67866721
t.Patrick O'Donell
>>67866499
T'BUHT ERT LUBRUL MEEJUH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67866765
t. Muhammad
>>67866763
I see plenty of those hideous suv teslas around here
Business idea: shag my gf
>>67866700
*Makes a store called the The United States of America selling exclusively islamic clothing and foodstuffs*
>>67866656
the egyptians weren't and some of those other civilisations that perished may not have been
oh
You can get, you can get what you want
Life is so strange and so full of desires
Day by day, try to follow your way
The wind of change is burning out the fire
I still can't believe Donald Trump is going to be America's 45th President...
getting way too many (You)'s ITT
think i'm exceeding my (You) quota, might have to dial it back
>>67866825
>no funny tabs
>>67866807
I'm offering 60 pounds for a 50% share
>>67866816
>egyptianz was black my nigga
fuck off
>>67866838
*imposes (You) tariffs*
>>67866835
if you had to guess 5-10 years which tv celebrity would most likely be president who would you have said?
>>67866763
Live in a Kent village and see the same 3 every now and then desu
I almost exclusively see BMWs, Porsches, MX-5s, Audis and Minis, that's it
>>67866843
/brit/ is funny :)
5'2 and built like a icelandic lawn gnome
Irish and Israeli nationalist here
>>67866886
cor look at them udders
>>67866886
nipples showing. enjoy your ban you fucking moron
>>67866887
ay which village mate
or what's your nearest town
>>67866911
alri Paddy McGoldstein
>>67866915
I don't think you know what a nipple is.
>>67866911
how does that work haha
>>67866763
I'm lucky if I see a car that's less than 5 years wold
>>67866763
only ever seen like 5 in my life and only 2 were actually in my city and on the road
>>67866915
typical puritanical yank
*rolls eyes*
>>67866579
Paul was half Roman and he is the real foinder of Christianity as we know it (gentile Christianity)
can't lie lads those Teslas are really nice, shame they cost something like 60k
>>67866926
Canterbury is probably my closest town lad
guessing you're in kent as well?
atomic nut banger
>>67866937
Irish nationalism has always been like this mate
Britain invented Israel
>>67866806
Wouldn't be as bad if they didn't have those atrocious gull-wing door 2bh
Only appeal to the most obnoxious of Deano's
>>67866579
levantine/semitic people aren't arabs
>>67866981
maybe if you're retarded lol
>people who get worked up about the american presidency or article 50 when they have no professional responsibility for either issue.
why
can only assume they are unemployed and have no work responsibilities of their own
>>67866960
saul was a jew and therefore arab
>>67865434
>>67865374
you can call hazel gray if you want, but it's still hazel.
>>67866979
ay fuck me im nearby
faversham
>>67867044
Paul was mixed race