accent thread / vocaroo thread

am not saying all that pick something smaller

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hxvRPyYwCe

Wanderer, kommst du nach Sparta

So berichte

Du hättest uns hier liegen sehen

Wie das Gesetz es befahl.

>>67860925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TOSUbmtmhc

Original German accent. I hate Germans so goddamn much.

>>67860925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jK2RmLSqF0

>>67860973
but u are german lmao

>>67860916
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hxvRPyYwCe
is that an exaggerate accent

>>67860872
>pick something smaller

would that use up all your bandwidth for the month?

>>67860916

10/10, that was excellent

>>67861076
Swiss accent at its finest, m8.

Raskaan metallin rambona juoksen
Yli Sumatran synkän yön
Sinut rautakangella seivästän
Ja kyrvällä naamaan lyön

>>67860402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1shhdGrQR3T

Hope you're happy with that OP, I can do the French accent version if you so wish.

I'll make one tonight so keep this breathing chaps.

>>67860402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R4ekGz4V1r

I'm kinda sick today, so it's a bit nasaly

>>67860872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IScareItAb

>>67861115
epig

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0juT1z1NsLn

>>67861185
I like this

Dei vil alltid klaga og kyta,
at me ganga so seint og so smått;
men eg tenkjer, dei tarv ikkje syta:
me skal koma, um ikkje so brått.

Ja, det skyt ikkje fram, so det dunar
(som no ingen kan undrast uppå);
men det munar då jamt, ja det munar,
so det stundom er hugnad aa sjå.

Lat det ganga fram, lat det siga,
berre eitt eg ynskjer og bed:
at me ikkje so hogt måtte stiga,
at me gloyma vår fedranesed.

Lat oss ikkje forfedrarne gloyma
under alt, som me venda og snu,
for dei gav oss ein arv til aa goyma,
han er storre, enn mange vil tru.

Lat det merkast i meir enn i ordi,
at me halda den arven istand,
at, når fedrarne sjå att på jordi,
dei kan kjenna sitt folk og sitt land.

Has visto
verdaderamente has visto
la nieve los astros los pasos afelpados de la brisa
Has tocado
de verdad has tocado
el plato el pan la cara de esa mujer que tanto amás
Has vivido
como un golpe en la frente
el instante el jadeo la caída la fuga
Has sabido
con cada poro de la piel sabido
que tus ojos tus manos tu sexo tu blando corazón
había que tirarlos
había que llorarlos
había que inventarlos otra vez.

Jom I omël Jom I omël
Jom I omël si shërëbet
Çun si un moj çun si un
Çun si un ti s'ke me gjet

>>67861138

that's actually pretty good.

it's interesting, because the pace and rhythm you read it reminds me alot like my friend Pierre

>>67861173
>dat guttural H

>>67861318
>>67861318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mUEyQVCjy4

>>67861276

i got about two lines in before i realised it wasnt some weird german

>>67861330
How about my Scottish accent out of nowhere ? I had to refrain from laughing haha

>>67861378
At the end you said "s'ke si me gjet"(you cannot possibly find) instead of "s'ke me gjet"(you can't find)


............Artim?

I hate you all you uninteresting cocksucking shallow niggers. This thread is becoming worse by the day. A couple months ago you would find interesting content in these threads at least once a day, now it's like once in 2weeks. These days I usually just open the thread and scroll through it when it hits bump limit.
I don't understand how you can post the same fucking shit every single fucking thread and manage to enjoy it. Do you all fucking have alzheimers? Do you forget what you posted 2 hours ago for god's sake
I hate this russian-pole cancer faggot making these stupid threads and posting soviet soldiers with guns, I hate femanon and her stupidity, planeanon for being a fedora reddit mongler, animeposters, that anime hating underage magyar faggot who occasionally shits up the thread posting dumb shit in Hungarian, and those who feel the need to remind us that they are epic "normies" and describe how their gf looks like every day. And I hate everyone who gives attention to this fucking pile of filth.
I hope you all get fucked by elephants.

Kurva anyátok
tököm tele van ezzel a fonállal faszom az egészbe
ANIME
BASSZÁTOK MEG

>>67861463
>Jom I omël Jom I omël
>Jom I omël si shërëbet
>Çun si un moj çun si un
>Çun si un ti s'ke me gjet

Is that some jewish song ?

>>67860402
>>67861330
And now for the French acccent. Wew lad, I can't even comprehend how foreign grills love our accent.

>>67861531
No,its an Albanian turbofolk song

>>67861488
will attempt this eventually

>>67860402
>>67861565
Forgot link : http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KK1Ng6Z2Nd

>>67861601
good, i have two vocaroos of that pasta and i want more

>>67861241

do you fackin' smash some leb?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lsc6kshIRc

>>67861446

i wish i could do any kind of accent. really jealous desu.

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>>67861565
>>67861601

>>67861318
I can't understand a lot of Albanian, but my friend gave me some tips on how to speak it
First time, plz no bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DiQ3bmPYUc

>>67861583
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZvpaTLUPtX

>>67861695
At the middle you shouldn't say Ça ka verr,but Ça ka bërë(What has he done)
>>67861733
You kinda screwed up the ending,but pretty good

>>67860402

>Nothing was recorded. Please ensure you are close enough to your microphone and your microphone is configured correctly.

this happens since I installed Win10, only happens with Vocaroo, I have no idea what is going wrong and I'm very buttblasted about it because I repair PCs

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>>67860402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15xZ4RuUIel

:3 :3 :3

>>67861820
My friend is Tosk, maybe that's why it's weird
Here's a video of him speaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHegjBQuQ8

>>67861488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PBYtgS8yrT

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>>67860402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zmVvdZTmCF
pizdetz

>>67861488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TNlMviQBS0

>tfw want to do this but don't know what accent should I do

>>67861250
jzz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SbIFV1Rcj6

>>67861931
yours

Mira, no pido mucho,
solamente tu mano, tenerla
como un sapito que duerme así contento.
Necesito esa puerta que me dabas
para entrar a tu mundo, ese trocito
de azúcar verde, de redondo alegre.
¿No me prestas tu mano en esta noche
de fin de año de lechuzas roncas?
No puedes, por razones técnicas. Entonces
la tramo en el aire, urdiendo cada dedo,
el durazno sedoso de la palma
y el dorso, ese país de azules árboles.
Así la tomo y la sostengo, como
si de ello dependiera
muchísimo del mundo,
la sucesión de las cuatro estaciones,
el canto de los gallos, el amor de los hombres.

>>67861621
am i supposed to do it in my normal voice or pretend to be from the outback

>>67861488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v5yG78fdrk

>>67861488
>1488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GB4BNwhAAX

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>>67862011

>Mira, no pido mucho,
>solamente tu mano, tenerla
>como un sapito que duerme así contento.

how to die a virgin

>>67862046
would shoot at minorities while drunk with/10

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lAgV3Zv3gY

>>67861185
You're not sounds finnish. Da fug? :c

>>67862046
noice

>>67861851
>>67862090
>>67862190
Shucks, why thank you

Another accent attempt:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VaZhDKFJQw

>>67861488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cJ7sih0wcW

(Flemish anthem)
Zij zullen hem niet temmen, de fiere Vlaamse Leeuw,
Al dreigen zij zijn vrijheid met kluisters en geschreeuw.
Zij zullen hem niet temmen, zolang een Vlaming leeft,
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.
Zij zullen hem niet temmen, zolang een Vlaming leeft,
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.

De tijd verslindt de steden, geen tronen blijven staan:
De legerbenden sneven, een volk zal nooit vergaan.
De vijand trekt te velde, omringd van doodsgevaar.
Wij lachen met zijn woede, de Vlaamse Leeuw is daar
Zij zullen hem niet temmen, zolang een Vlaming leeft,
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.

>>67862534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h83yteutpp

>>67860402
>>67861276
Guess where I'm from!! http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JJEKknLtfu (English and Spanish supplied)

>>67862636
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h83yteutpp

saved this

magnifique anon

>>67862577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XgRFaTacqC

Shit, that was tiresome

>>67862046
Fucking class, giggling like a moron over here

>>67862715
No need to say I had no clue on what it meant.

>>67862534
>>67862636
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGvn3tyLiR0

>>67862046
Good accent

>>67863188
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY REEEEEE

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oi oi boys, anyone gonna post some German?

>>67860402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xnpAy0dTej

>>67860925
>>67863507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aXI2su9HoR

>>67862011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HEIjnw5pfj

>>67863181

Nice anthem tb h

O heil’ger Veit von Staffelstein,
beschütze deine Franken
und jag’ die Bayern aus dem Land!
Wir wollen’s ewig danken.
Wir wollen freie Franken sein
und nicht der Bayern Knechte.
O heil’ger Veit von Staffelstein,
wir fordern uns’re Rechte!

Napoleon gab als Judaslohn
– ohne selbst es zu besitzen –
unser Franken und eine Königskron’
seinen bayrischen Komplizen.
Die haben fröhlich dann geraubt
uns Kunst, Kultur und Steuern,
und damit München aufgebaut.
Wir müssen sie bald feuern!

Drum, heil’ger Veit von Staffelstein,
Du Retter aller Franken:
Bewahre uns vor Not und Pein,
weis’ Bayern in die Schranken!
Wir woll’n nicht mehr geduldig sein,
denn nach zweihundert Jahren,
woll’n wir – es muss doch möglich sein –
durch’s freie Franken fahren!

>>67862577
breddy fun

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11yjzaenANR

>>67863555
Dank u

>>67863435
No,this is Albanian clay now

>>67863572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hHY22fysoy

t. dirty slav

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>>67860402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oy8HlK9Fx2

>>67863708
10/10 sounds a bit like swiss your r

>>67861851

pls, pls, your accent is perfect for this:

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

>>67860402
Sorry if I fucked up the recording, I didn't proof listen to it because I hate the sound of my voice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VLmM2IxfEf

>>67863931
listen to it long enough and you'll grow to like it

>>67863931
if you tilt back your head and say words with lots of O like Ding Dong King Kong you can permanently lower your voice.

>>67861488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12dgNEHGzHn

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A1AKR2pWSy

Sing a song for uuuu

>>67864019

Bullshit

>>67864155
Your vocal cords get stretched so yes you can lower your voice.

>>67864094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R2D9MIqcVk

>>67864019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uqygAN25WH

>throne
>prince

>>67864252
by what logic? you know when you ascend in pitch your vocal cords get stretched?

>>67864094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vmb5VzkJfI

>>67864314
this

>>67862658
>tfw no one listens to you

>>67863861
Not him but actually Scottish

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bSYrorTacc

>>67862658
North English, very cute voice <3

>>67864257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uWU51kQYn3

>>67864322
That's really impressive anon!

>>67861135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r9VcVxWhgk

>>67861250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p8dEuBG9GS

r8

>>67864469
Nope but thank you :3

>>67864476
It's actually pretty shit.

Now record yourself singing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65s9m5sLxWo

>>67864322
t. Furlan

>>67864555
I feel like there aren't enough of him

Ich appelliere in dieser Stunde deshalb an das ganze deutsche Volk, an der Spitze aber an meine alten Mitkämpfer und an alle Soldaten, sich mit einem noch größeren härteren Geist des Widerstandes zu wappnen, bis wir — wieder wie schon einmal den Toten dieses gewaltigen Ringens den Kranz mit der Schleife auf das Grab legen dürfen: „Und ihr habt doch gesiegt!“

Wie schwer auch die Krise im Augenblick sein mag, sie wird durch unseren unabänderlichen Willen, durch unsere Opferbereitschaft und durch unsere Fähigkeiten am Ende trotzdem gemeistert werden. Wir werden auch diese Not überstehen. Es wird auch in diesem Kampf nicht Innerasien siegen, sondern Europa — und an der Spitze jene Nation, die seit eineinhalbtausend Jahren Europa als Vormacht gegen den Osten vertreten hat und in alle Zukunft vertreten wird: Unser Großdeutsches Reich, die deutsche Nation!

>>67864639
well, I wonder how it'll come out

>>67864670
Also I should point out they're Cornish, literally as far away from Scotland as possible

>>67863586
>5 minute vocaroo
>sounds like a tinker trying to impersonate a Shligo boy
Are you autistic laddie?

>>67863572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JMYlZSi5VY

>>67864754
>tinker
North Dublin isn't tinker it's just full of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixFQUpLnr3E

zero similarities

Forró betonon hasalok,
távoli hang csak a gyász,
lassan lüktet egy ér,
fellobog halkan a láz.
Sima tenyér a hátamhoz ér.
Ó csak játszik a szél.
Tudom, már messze vagy rég..
Bennem minden halk szavad él.

Halott virágok illatát nyögik a fák
és megrázkódik a táj,
valami véget ért, valami fáj.

Ahogy fölém nő az éj...
álmodni nem hagy a vád.
Ha becsukom fáradt szemem
tekinteted az arcomba vág.
Szemed tüzénél megvakulok,
de lassan újra feljön a nap..
Nélküled semmi vagyok.

try reading this Polish poem

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie.
Wół go pyta: „Panie chrząszczu,
Po cóż pan tak brzęczy w gąszczu?

>>67864918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I9ZKtje37c

>>67864987
post spanish?

How would you pronounce my name, Lauri?

protip: its not lorry

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>>67865042
quite good

>>67865124
>How would you pronounce my name, Lauri?
Lah-ow-reeeeeeee

>>67865124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1woq4Z1KF2l

>>67865119
Tres tristes tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal en tres tristes trastos.
En tres tristes trastos, tragaban trigo en un trigal, tres tristes tigres

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>>67864466

>>67865233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T3130v5TWG

>>67865159
>>67865172
The thing is its a bretty ok name here in funland but im planning to move abroad in a couple years and im thinking about using my swedish surname as my calling name instead

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>>67865377
>The thing is its a bretty ok name here in funland

>>67865438
t. joni-viljami von tötterström

>>67865377
It sounds like a feminine name to me though lad

>>67865454
t. lare

>>67865377
>being ashamed of your name

lad...

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>>67865373
very noice

>>67863861
>>67864466
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W2kYUU2Bmh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14pmVfoKk7E

no bulli amvery suuicidal

>>67865124
MAY YOU REST IN PEACE AT LAST
LAURI ALLAN TÖRNI

>>67865882
the most manchildish band ever

>>67861826
Had that issue with Firefox too. I tried Edge and it worked but now it works again with Firefox.

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>>67865882
>>67865906

>mfw I knew what band it is before looking it up

>>67865910

it doesn't work in any explorer

>>67866014
did it ask for permission?

>>67860402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O7xifcn9cb

>>67865906
True, Carolus Rex is great though

>>67866269
no need to cuck yourself with swedes if you want a manchild power metal band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWeeV7N3vDM

Let's sing some Christmas Songs! First silent night, holy night in German!

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht
O wie schön! Welche Pracht!
In dem festlichen, trauten Raum
steht der strahlende Lichterbaum!
Weihnacht ist wieder da!
Weihnacht ist wieder da!

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht –
Kinderschar, o wie lacht
Freude euch aus Herz und Mund!
Weihnachtswunder tut sich euch kund!
Werdet Lichtsucher all!
Werdet Lichtsucher all!

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht –
Kerzenschein flimmert sacht –
Das zum Leben erweckende Licht
Sieghaft durch das Dunkel bricht!
Freuet euch und seid froh!
Freuet euch und seid froh!

>>67864469
>north
he's a southerner he is!
>>67862658
ye wear yer wellies ye do!

>>67866065

yes

>>67866380
I don't like Blind Guardian.
I've only listened to Heroes and Carolus Rex from Sabaton, I like the historical stories they tell.

>>67865849

nice to hear your voice, hermann

>>67866388
r8 >>67864887

>>67866388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0hXfHdvxgM

Es wird scho glei dumpa, es wird scho glei Nåcht,
Drum kim i zu dir her, mei Heiland auf d'Wacht.
Will singen a Liadl, dem Liebling dem kloan,
Du mågst jå net schlåfn, i hör die nur woan.
Hei, hei, hei, hei!
Schlåf siaß, herzliabes Kind!

Vergiss hiaz, o Kinderl, dein Kummer, dei Load,
dass d'dåda muaßt leidn im Ståll auf da Hoad.
Es ziern jå dieEngerl dei Liegerstatt aus.
Möcht schöna nit sein drin an König sei Haus.
Hei, hei, hei, hei!
Schlåf siaß, herzliabes Kind!

Jå Kinderl, du bist hålt im Kripperl so schen,
mi ziemt, i kånn nimmer då weg von dir gehn.
I wünsch dir von Herzen die süaßte Ruah,
die Engerl vom Himmel, die deckn di zua.
Hei, hei, hei, hei!
Schlåf siaß, herzliabes Kind!

Måch zua deine Äugal in Ruah und in Fried
und gib mir zum bschied dein Segn no gråd mit!
ft werd jå mei Schlaferl a sorgenlos sein,
åft kånn i mi ruahli aufs Niederlegn gfrein.
Hei, hei, hei, hei!
Schlåf siaß, herzliabes Kind!

>>67866601
b-babs?

pls, it's still 1 month away and they're already turning on the lights and starting to blast jingles on the radio, can you at least withold here?

>>67867004
christmas music is nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8xb5uywGsY

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>>67861851
>>67861867
>>67862027
>>67862046
>>67862405
thanks, these are all great
>>67862016
do both if you can be arsed to

>>67867004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1yD3_EL90Y

>>67867067
well, some of it

unfortunately the one that isn't played on the radio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A4myTPyBKw

>>67867289
don't you have a christmas radio channel?

>>67867322
no, we have
>a church radio
>a student commie radio
>a classical radio
>a rock radio since 2014
>9001 radios playing american pop and polka music

say this

>Doc I'm a coppa.
>The cunt had mates.
>Tell them other wankers to fuck off.
>Don't know the fucking pricks.
>I'll chuck em in for nuthin.
>Pull ya head in fuckwit why would I want them?
>Cunts were gonna bag your prize, pretty sure their the big cunts boys, ya know the cunt who gets around with a mask.
>Bane?
>Yeah that cunt.
>Fuck it get these cunts on board i'll let some other prick sort it out.
>The flight plan i just filed with the sheila at the copshop lists smee, me mates, the doc but only one of you limp dicks. first cunt to dob can stay till smoko.
>Which cunt paid ya to grab the doc?
>Fucking flew like a lead balloon.
>Righto who's next?
>Fucking spill ya guts, why's that big cunt wear the shit on his face?
>Lot of guts for a scab.
>Maybe he thinks your full of shit.
>Got a fucking mouth on ya dont ya, who the fuck do you think you are?
>No one gave a rat arse who i was till i put this fucking thing on.
>Doesn't matter two shits who I am, what maters is our caper.
>If ripped that off would you cark it?
>It would fucking cane
>You're a big cunt
>Poofta
>Was getting caught with ya pants down part of ya caper?
>Fuck oath, doc told us to shove it up our arse, we had to find out what ya yarned about.
>Fuck all I didn’t say shit.
oi?
>Good on ya you got yourself nicked, whats next in ya caper?
>Glassing this plane, and snapping all you cunts
>Where the fuck do you think your off to? >They expect one of us to claim compo.
>Did we spark the bushfire?
>Yeah probably fucking going by off now.
>Settle down doc piss ya pants the sarvo.

>>67866437
Southwesterner thank you.

>>67865124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mi8AAZZHXy
Did I do well?

Post something to sing :3

>>67867658


Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Erika.
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.

2. In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Erika.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.

3. In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Erika.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Erika.

>>67867658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hOc4HVFXnA you can sing this too

>>67867644
bit rude

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>>67866953

>>67867443
thee's all southerners t'me

somerset is probably the best area down south though x

>>67860402
http://vocaroo.com/

>>67867966
What happened to you and Nigel and these threads? I missed you!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00xGUro2dOP
what type of accent here?

>>67867885
So sorry :^)

>>67867737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z1wN64JT0C

>>67861846
Still here, lad? Gib Greek?

>>67868078

i became a normie, and then i might've gotten AIDS i haven't gotten the results back yet. not joking.

>>67864376

you can ask nigel his story

>>67868132
>normie
REEEEEEEEEEE
>aids
lad what are you doing with your life

>>67864376
NIGEL YOU ARE HERE TOO
What happened?

>>67868112
Good, but it's a song. Meant to be sung.

>>67868132
>i might've gotten AIDS
it's not really that contagious

>>67868176
>Meant to be sung.
Tough luck

>>67867758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o8yC7Tv5GN

t. much too early to be this drunk

>>67860402
>>67861276


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ay7LOnhYc3

If you have time to listen to my record, please r8, I learned spanish and english as foreign languages.

>>67861135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QzetG30gC9

>>67867737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P9OngDfBdo
I have no idea what I just said.

>>67861488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yMX59EKh5z

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Where is french?

>>67867978
Aye I'm Somerset as fuck, but I do love Devon and Cornwall. Dorset and Gloucestershire can fuck off though

>>67867978
>>67869718
Devonians are the Masterrace, come to terms with it.

>>67869541

Hier encore j'étais cher lui,
Roberto de Rio
Mon Dieu que c'était beau,
Où tout le monde aimait autrui,
Tous ces corps enchassés
Ne se souciant pas du passé
Ahmed était là, lui aussi
En train de fouetter Rossi
Que ça soit hommes ou femmes,
C'était tout comme

>>67870228
Don't know if yous been down there but they're ugly as fuck. Don't know why but they age like vinegar and they get really fat faces even if they themselves aren't overweight.

>>67869718
>Cornwall

my great-grandmum was from Cornwall.

pip-pip cheerio brothuna'

>>67869541
ey scoobert
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CZqOzDb39y

>>67870343
OI MATE I AM DEVONIAN

>>67868078
>>67868078
>Nige

hey lad/lass I moved to your country : ^) that's what happened

>>67870228

fyi, somerset and devon are far surpassed by Cornwall


On an unrelated note, is this like a reunion? We have Pierre, Babs and I all of a sudden again

babs is fucking kill and nige is a traitor

>>67870813
and you're a slav
everybody fucking loses

>>67870867
erro pls

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>>67870867

>>67870895
>eero

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>>67870813


>traitor

one can be a traitor to a bunch of autists?

>>67870920
same shit

you're from turku that's shameful enough

>>67870923
sod off traitor

>>67870923
if he's an autist himself

>>67870958
Turku is the best city in northern yurop
and none of your cities even come close

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>>67870958

> traitor

I'd have thought you, as a pole, would be used to that by now from me, a Brit.

>>67870996
it's not a city

>>67871038
you're not a brit anymore you continental scum

>>67871110

>you're not a brit anymore

and your sister never will be, no matter how many public toilets she unblocks for my fellow countrymen.

>>67871185
haven't got a sister la

misbanted a bit

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It is the policy and practice of the Australian government to intercept any vessel that is seeking to illegally enter Australia and safely remove it beyond our waters. If you travel by boat without a visa, you will not make Australia home. The rules apply to EVERYONE: families, children, unaccompanied children, educated, and skilled--there are NO exceptions. Do not believe the lies of people smugglers. These criminals will steal your money and place your life and the life of your family at risk--for nothing.

The message is simple: If you come to Australia illegally by boat there is NO WAY you will ever make Australia home.

>>67871285

Fair. but it's an analogous commentary on the dreams of many single downtrodden polish women. Might not be your sister, but could easily be your neighbour : ^)

Here's some nice french :

"Je suis certain de pas être pédé, pourtant j'ai une envie de plus en plus obsédante de sucer des bites. Je sais pas comment l'expliquer mais ça commence à m'inquiéter sérieusement."

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>>67871367
1. polish women are made to be trod on and deserve any indignity
2. you're supposed to hate your neighbours with utmost vitriol

>>67871431
ask me how I know you're a virgin and forever will be

>>67871528
>implying i havent banged a prostitute at 18

erro pls

>>67871528
>>67871570
>ask me how I know you're a virgin and forever will be

because he said he doesn't have a sister?

>>67871606
t. Trump voter

>>67860402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pDFKJE7nBU

>>67871606
that only works in america

>>67870576
Kek, where from?
>>67870464
You know I'm just going to say >muh heritage don't you?
>>67870751
This man knows, to be honest I've lived in all 3, Bristol, Yorkshire and now Spain, so I've no lack of love for anywhere South West

>>67871393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jf2NxIScgJ

Been a while boys, be nice

>>67871781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zTmIxFkcps

>>67871781
Very convincing tone. I like it.

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>>67871606

kekedy do

kebab accent is too bad for your ears sorry.

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>>67871684
>You know I'm just going to say >muh heritage don't you?

what's that, lad? you'd like to see a picture of her? why, certainly can do!

>>67871861

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YDV9sKx7aW

>>67871871
>convincing
that's worrying

>>67871684
>Kek, where from?
Glorious Plymouth.

>>67871967
whatcha doing in Germany?

>>67871934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JK08lW3A3g

>>67871334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lT8Z378zln

ear rape

>>67871995
I'm Herrmann, I'm half kraut half tommy.
Sadly parents wanted to live here.

>>67872026

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rtBmTKvqg1

>>67872132
ayyy

>>67872146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yolDtlY2uQ

>>67872216

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WiN0ZvZH8z

>>67872132
Emigrant folks we are

>>67865233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p46JfWlLR5

>>67872284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hiNHVbDOR4

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>>67872132
>muh heritage

>>67873043
>mother is devonian
>i was born in devon
>used to be there up to half a year when I was growing up
>have british passport
>"""""heritage"""""

FOY

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>>67873249

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>>67874728

better than being 1/8 italian, 1/15 german, 1/3 mexican, 100% yank cunt

FOY

>>67874873

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wEJeNlJ5i3

>>67874937

Whoever speaks English, French, and German I salute them

3 hours to my birthday lads :DDDDD

can somebody sing me happy birthday in their native tongue?

>>67875058
kurwa pszpspzsvzczpzfxzx ancient polish birthday song

>>67875058
tomorrow lad

>>67875058
Don't you have family or friends to spend it with instead?

>>67875256
gf making my cake as we speak. Won't go out until tomorrow, though

>>67875310

what kind of cake?

>>67875310
gotta keep the woman between your fist and the stove, amirite?
an old Finnish proverb

>>67875456
a birthday cake

>>67875477
>an old Finnish proverb
we are so similar))

>>67875310
>gf
did you have to wrassle her handler to win or did you just find her wandering the city by herself?

>>67875456
no idea, im not allowed into the kitchen. All I can work out so far is that it involves chocolate and kirschwasser (cherry alcohol)

I'll take a pic later if anyone wants

>>67875477
ayy she is the hausfrau at the moment, i'm happy sipping on beer

>>67875924

>did you have to wrassle her handler to win or did you just find her wandering the city by herself?

someone owed me money. He was asset rich, cash poor

>>67875952
>I'll take a pic later if anyone wants

yeah if you don't mind. take a pic of you eating her cake tonight. let us know if it's moist or flaky.

>>67875952
>I'll take a pic later if anyone wants
do it
are you going to be doing normie stuff the whole day tomorrow?

>>67876062
>moist or flaky

it's German. It'll be potato shaped with a faint smell of guilt

>>67876083
meh, it'll be a comfy day and a nice night. Going to a medieval christmas market on open day in the morning then out on the town

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>>67876177
>it's German. It'll be potato shaped with a faint smell of guilt

damn dude, you even got me to say ew. good job.

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>>67876177
>Going to a medieval christmas market on open day

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>>67876235

> not wanting mulled wine and lebkuchen

>>67876311
>mulled wine
glögi*

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>>67876224
>damn dude, you even got me to say ew. good job.

>>67876363
Glogg**

>>67876363
>>mulled wine
>glögi*
**eggnog

>>67876384

jokes on you, i've already seen that gif.

>>67876402

>eggnog

shit's disgusting

>>67876457
>shit's disgusting
>flag

>>67876540
how did your time in Germany go, btw?

>>67876385
'no'
>>67876402
disgusting

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s14I1kYVTJDZ

>>67860402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sDtUMIj1UV

>>67877415

3/10 could use some work. not enough "top o' the mornin' to ya, laddie" and "they're always after me lucky charms!"

>>67871334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02R7e2BfAgO

>>67871651
pretty chill

Give some russian to read pls.

>>67860916
so cute my heart is melting

>>67880781
cyka blyat

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People post things then they don't appear to comment on those who tried to say it with vocaroo, fuck this thread.

>>67881941
Kinda hard to tell what a good accent is as a begginer 2bh

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