/brit/

Do you not think it's about time to apologise for Dresden?

Buisness idea: axe all the people who are doing a fantastic job don't need em

business idea: cartoons of scantily clad girls to appeal to the wallets of adult virgin men

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>>67859041
sorry for letting some people live

>Women's "equality" party.

What a shit idea.

Business idea: kill everyone except me making me the de facto wealthiest lad on earth

>>67859084
but is it profitable?

>>67859041
>25,000 people

boo fucking hoo

chat shit get banged

>>67859041
shant be doing that

business idea: sprinkle hundreds of thousands on toast and make it part of your '''''''''''''''cuisine'''''''''''''''

>>67859096

I wouldn't have thought so, to be honest

>>67859030
well you could buy a pound of, for example, rice for $1 per kg and sell it for $3 per kg, then you'll have turned a profit of $2

if you buy and sell 1 million kgs of rice, then you can make a profit margin of $2 million

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>>67859090
C R O A T I A

Business idea: Apologise to black people for the crimes of our ancestors

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BASED

business idea: send all your convicts to an island and then end up moving there 150 years later

shan't be responding to flags that aren't British, Irish, Australian or New Zealand

French and Thai flags will be considered on a post-by-post basis

Happy International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women :)

business idea: lay claim to certain foods like pavlova that certainly aren't yours purely because you have no actual local cuisine

I'm disrespectful to my bird all the time, she finds it funny. But then I have an abrasive personality, got a bit of a reputation at work as a fucker.

>>67859134
good lads
i wish they all did this desu

>>67859142
ah that's why they call it black friday then

>>67859141
irish aren't good posters, they're all butthurt as fuck

>>67859142
hope everyone has a knockout day!

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A Scottish thermometer

>>67859134
what a faggot. lowering your prices is not forcing anyone to consume anything. I'm sure he feels euphoric as hell right now though.

>>67859138
>using convict labour to build a holiday home
sounds alri

>>67859141
What about Americans lad?

business idea: annex india

@59141
>even considering replying to the nonce
your (You)s aren't wanted anyway

>>67859179
you heard me

>>67859126
omg where did you find my pic ~~~

fuck anime nonces

can't wait until mummy May ships them off to the south pole

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they sey those with more intelegence tend to be the less happy... *sigh*

alas, my boundless iq brings me unending misery

>>67859142
Haha isnt it called black eye friday?

don't get /fit/ mongs 2bh

95% of girls just want a slim guy with a six pack

Everyone who can now see your entire internet history

>The full list of agencies that can now ask for UK citizen's browsing history, which is laid out in Schedule 4 of the bill and was collected by Chris Yiu, is below:

>Metropolitan police force
>City of London police force
>Police forces maintained under section 2 of the Police Act 1996
>Police Service of Scotland
>Police Service of Northern Ireland
>British Transport Police
>Ministry of Defence Police
>Royal Navy Police
>Royal Military Police
>Royal Air Force Police
>Security Service
>Secret Intelligence Service
>GCHQ
>Ministry of Defence
>Department of Health
>Home Office
>Ministry of Justice
>National Crime Agency
>HM Revenue & Customs
>Department for Transport
>Department for Work and Pensions
>NHS trusts and foundation trusts in England that provide ambulance services
>Common Services Agency for the Scottish >Health Service
>Competition and Markets Authority
>Criminal Cases Review Commission
>Department for Communities in Northern Ireland
>Department for the Economy in Northern Ireland
>Department of Justice in Northern Ireland
>Financial Conduct Authority
>Fire and rescue authorities under the Fire and Rescue Services Act 2004
>Food Standards Agency
>Food Standards Scotland
>Gambling Commission
>Gangmasters and Labour Abuse Authority
>Health and Safety Executive
>Independent Police Complaints Commissioner
>Information Commissioner
>NHS Business Services Authority
>Northern Ireland Ambulance Service Health and Social Care Trust
>Northern Ireland Fire and Rescue Service Board
>Northern Ireland Health and Social Care >Regional Business Services Organisation
>Office of Communications
>Office of the Police Ombudsman for Northern Ireland
>Police Investigations and Review Commissioner
>Scottish Ambulance Service Board
>Scottish Criminal Cases Review Commission
>Serious Fraud Office
>Welsh Ambulance Services National Health Service Trust

>>67859198
:^(

>>67859217
you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak

>>67859153
literally nobody gives an arse

business idea: put peas in a blender and serve with a soggy fish to emphasise the culinary genius of a country

>>67859219
Shan't be reading one word

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>>67859208
Loneliness is the fate of all outstanding minds

>>67859217
because it's not about girls

business idea: send all of our criminals back to penal colonies in Australia so they can become the Pakistan of Oceania

>>67859219
business idea: white brits make an exodus to australia and new zealand and leave britan and the government with the pakis because they fucking deserve each other

>>67859202
top cec breh
Does Croatia have a strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050?

>>67859249
batty boy

business idea: lose a war to a bunch of emus

>>67859233
t. muscleman that is repulsive to most girls

>>67859249
bit gay, but fair enough then

oy vey

>>67859236
just copy and pasting posts from /britfeel/ haha

might just sit here and eat this entire loaf of bread

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>>67859253
>>67859262

>>67859240
why not

>>67859219
jesus christ. was there a vote that citizens could participate in for this to be passed or did the government just decide to create it on their own? the whole thing is mental.

>>67859219
and there's no mention of this on the front page of the Big Black Cuck website, of course

business idea: rename nauru detention centre the "warm beer coral reef" resort and lure hopeful british migrants into indefinite detention

why do southerners pronounce "paul" as "puuw"

>>67859262
thought about it but I like the UK too much

don't think I could live anywhere else

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me on the right

>>67859282
I hope its brown bread lad, at least thats healthy

>>67859312
yeah, i get you *wink wink*

*slips you newspaper with note hidden in it*

>tfw half black and slave fetish
Feel like I'm betraying my ancestors lads

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>>67859219
HAHAHA
Top bantz from our based government

Trying to reinvent myself lads

What's the most patrician fetish?

>>67859322
ah yes because impossible to be both physically strong and intelligent

>>67859345
How big is your willy? xx

>>67859332
it's a big crusty sourdough loaf

>>67859219
When does this go ahead?

Might have to get on the ol Tor

Always feel a bit bad for one hit wonder musicians

Wonder if they ever get annoyed at playing the same song over and over and over and over

>>67859266
I don't think so I mean Argentina is pretty big and we're a qt kawaii country of 4mil people.

>>67859357
feet

>>67859361
that comic doesn't imply that at all you brainlet.

wish aussies would stop making me crease

look like a right twat on the train

going to do a sleep now

*says goodbye to everyone multiple times in a slightly creepy manner not unlike the teletubbies signoff*

>>67859357
hotglue

>>67859366
eight

>>67859357
pegging

>>67859395
bait'd

better luck next time fatman

>>67859390
Does the Croatian army use homemade tanks?

Listened in to some normie conversations while I was sat by myself eating my sandwich just now and they don't half talk some utter shite.

Their conversations revolve around "hurr did you see what Gav did last night when he had all that vodka hurr" and that's about it. It seems the key to being a normie is not having good conversational or social skills, but to have a high tolerance to complete and utter boredom.

>>67859398
Bye :) Have a nice sleep mate

>>67859398
Will you be doing a quick lil wank before bed m8?

thinking about doing a building design or draftsmanship course
anyone have any experience in these?

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>>67859441
>Listened in to some normie conversations while I was sat by myself eating my sandwich just now and they don't half talk some utter shite.

>Their conversations revolve around "hurr did you see what Gav did last night when he had all that vodka hurr" and that's about it. It seems the key to being a normie is not having good conversational or social skills, but to have a high tolerance to complete and utter boredom.

>>67859357
WMBF

>>67859357
feet

>>67859435
>haha I was merely pretending to be a moron, you've been rused!

t. double digit IQ chav

@67859470
Do not reply to me, plankton.

>Access Blocked

>Web page access blocked. Please contact network administrator.

>URL: boards.4chan.org/int/thread/6785

>Category: adult/pornography

>Reputation: 92

IT'S HAPPENING

>>67859357
facesitting

redpill me on fleetwood mac

>>67859441
Normies embrace the mundane because they aren't intelligent or willing enough to move away from what they consider societies comfort zone. They will enjoy the most popular media, have the most common opinions and dress in whatever is seen as the most popular way to dress at the time. They will coast through life without ever really achieving anything of note

Please Help

I was using my wifes phone and while using the internet I saw her history. She had a ton of Black on white interracial videos. (she's white). I asked her about it and she said it was for a research project on cuckoldry and race relations. She's a sociology professor.

I want to believe her but a couple of her coworkers are young black men. She works with them frequently and goes out with them and her other coworkers to happy hour on occasion.

Should I be worried.

>>67859302
Nah m8, they just don't hide it, like your government does.

Danish government can already look at your entire history, but now they are ordering the telecommunication companies to log where my phone is, when it's connected to an internet antenna, contrary to before, where they only logged it when you send or received a text, or made a call.

Essentially, the government now knows the whereabouts of every single person, with a smartphone, in the country

>67859492
I wasn't the person that posted the original dumb remark, I just interjected so you'd come to that idiotic conclusion and be exposed as a moron

looks like this (you)cow just got milked, lads

>>67859438
We use ones we more during our Jewgoslavia days.

>>67859441
ahhh yes, i bet your conversational skills are awesome since you are sitting by yourself

never post again you little insectoid

>>67859357
Bisexual threesomes and orgies since that's literally what Roman patricians did

>>67859518
dece

the chain is the best song

>>67859524
she's getting culturally enriched, you BIGOT

business idea: product placement in animes posted on 4chan

>>67859521
As opposed to the abnormies who will all go on to be high achievers and live forever in the annals of history?

Hahaha you piteous little worm abnormies spend their entire lives getting trampled under foot and live lonely boring do-nothing lives

@67859537
Nice reading comprehension you utter earthworm.

>>67859524
Mate you shouldnt rape your wife's safespace by looking through personal belongings such as internet history, her phone or emails etc!!!! It sounds like youre an abusive spouse

Could end everyone ITT

>>67859518
Good band that wrote decent music
Everywhere, the chain, Rhiannon, and big love are stand out tunes that are worth a listen.

>>67859527
>haha le (you) denial, you shan't be getting any (you)'s from me!

so not only are you a moron, you're also an utter faggot. how much do your parents hate you m8?

>>67859607
could heem you without difficulty

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What's it like to have a pretty girl desire and enjoy your company?

religious people are mentally deficient
just try having a conversation listening to them talk about what they believe in and listen to them explain their beliefs

mad stuff

>>67859607
end all over me daddy

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>>67859607
Don't think so sunshine

>>67859586
what sort of marketing would appeal to weebs though

>>67859587
Sorry, I dont reply to anyone with out a triple digit IQ

/automated reply

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me in the middle

>>67859607
Fucking go on then

>>67859623
doesn't really help if you're depressed and anxious beforehand. Feels very numb.

>>67859623
pretty good ngl

>>67859461
hmm yes i see thanks lads
i guess i'll just do whatever

>>67859623
It's nice but you really don't appreciate it when you have it

>>67859623
its annoying they have smelly fish holes instead of juice willies

>>67859526
and nobody in your country cares?

>>67859623
ask your dad

>>67859643
Literally looks like Tim kek

on the smoked mackerel again

>>67859668
are you gay???

>>67859699
no

>>67859638
Eg: Karen could be wearing a Victoria secret underwear

>>67859671
step-mum is NOT pretty

>>67859668
think you might be a bit of a bender mate

doing a poo in the girls toilet lads haha

>>67859693
Just had a kipper x

>>67859715
don't flush

>>67859715
the girl's toilets are always nicer than the boy's toilets
someone should investigate this phenomenon.

can't stop eating jellied eels

>While a study from South Korea showed most people rated balding men as less attractive, a more recent survey of 1000 Welsh women rated bald and gray haired men quite desirable.

What's Wales like? How's the real estate market?

Business idea: wait 30 years to speak about being sexually abused as a child and go onto TV to do it.

why have so many yanks "experimented" with the same sex? i keep hearing stories about how plenty of "straight" guys have wanked off/sucked off their mates or cousins when they were teenagers, and vice verca. Some have done worse than that

That isn't normal, right? And it doesn't happen as much in Britain, right?

>>67859654
you must be model good looking to get a pretty girl while anxious and depressed

>>67859626
I've been through this
Had a Jehovah telling me about the rapture and how the dead are going to rise again and live on the Earth, I was like "how is everyone who's ever died ever going to fit on the Earth?"
and he said "well people have only been around for 6000 years"

>>67859670
It's protection against terror ==)
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" Is just the buzz argument supporters reply with, they don't care about the government spying on them.

Doesn't help that the ones who are vocal about it, are anarchists or anarcho-capitalists, which means no one takes them seriously.

>>67859748
Because girls dont weewee standing up

Men piss all over the place in the stalls haha

>>67859713
there's nothing Queer about stating obvious facts m8

vaginas are damp holes, ideal bacterial breeding grounds which makes Willies the superior sex organ

>>67859763
t. non-student

everyone tries a little bit of willy fun at uni mate

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>>67859024
VERY good edition!

>>67859763
inb4 british boys cant stop kissing each other

>>67859763
>he hasn't played soggy biscuit with the lads and lost for the bants

>>67859756
Gray hair often looks just fine
Bald only works if you have a rough face or good facial hair

>>67859764
Ill take that as a compliment haha cheers x

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>>67859763
It's much worse in Britain

>>67859815
more of a question

>>67859788
find this hard to believe

>>67859800
Couldn't care less what some gay Australian man thinks, I'm into Welsh women now.

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all me

>>67859764
not really, depression and anxiety aren't particularly visible to other people and you can mask it with alcohol

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>>67859784
>>67859784
>vaginas are damp holes, ideal bacterial breeding grounds which makes Willies the superior sex organ
I think this Croat is on to something...

Wish I was bisexual in a polyamorous relationship

>>67859782
no but like even first thing in the morning.
it seems like they put more effort into cleaning the girl's toilets

>>67859784
VERY gay post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

sophisticated australian humour at its finest

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>>67859839

>>67859832
Ive had a couple of qts into me this year and im a depressed wreck xxx

>>67859857
if your anxiety isn't visible its probably not anxiety

>>67859871
vaginas can be pretty nasty m8 you'd know this if you weren't a virgin

Anyone here get abused sexually as a kid?

>>67859901
Theyre fine if the girl has decent hygiene

define british values

>>67859893
No, you just don't know what you're talking about.

>>67859908
yeah but I'm gonna wait until my offender dies then slate him on national telly about it

>>67859908
>/brit/

>>67859929
telling JFs to fuck off

>>67859901
not a virgin
penises are grim as fuck mate

>>67859908
I've told /brit/ about the time a nurse molested me before

state of me 2bh

wish someone would just crush my skull into runt-paste

>>67859959
Was it as fun as it sounds?

>>67859936
righto m8

welsh girls are all mine

https://youtu.be/H6_ox8SmvRg

>>67859908
Yes. Used to love it, desu. Being made to suck cock and being fucked hard in the arse so I couldn't walk.

Then I got old and he didn't want me anymore ;_;

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>In the queue at KFC drive through
>Teenage girls in the window start pointing and laughing at me
>Pretend not to notice

>>67859982
hmmm

>883 downloaded images, 29 downloaded videos
>31 camera photos
>203 screenshots

hmm I've been hoarding all this material on my phone, gallery is VERY disorganised and full right now

might need to clean it up a bit and delete the stuff I don't really repost any more

>>67859024
no lewd karen pls

>>67859982
hmm

>>67860008
fatlad

>>67859964
you misspelled bollocks lad

>>67859970
Not really but I have a pretty severe exhibitionism fetish now

gotta say, i'm not into being peed on, but vaginas look really nice when they're peeing

>>67859929
equality and accepting others

>>67859908
My mum told me she once caught my older sister shoving q tips up my bum when I get was a baby. Does that count?

>>67860019
Not even fat, nor that weird looking, not sure why it happened

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>>67859982
hmmm

>>67859908
nah, wish i had been though

>>67860030
Im got some hazy memories of being fondled by someone that looked a bit like jim davidson as a kid and im into exhibitionisn too now

>>67859024
>order ham & cheese toastie
>comes dripping in ketchup
Reeeeeee the poles should just give up on food and eat soylent green

>>67859982
hmmmmmm

>>67860046
probably had a bogey on your face lad

>>67860030
What did she do?

Why does my crotch always get so smelly? I have a shower almost every other day but on the days I don't shower my balls, cock or pubes give off a strong scent from between my legs. Smells like sweet sweat tbqh

>>67860046
you had some spunk in your hair

Don't understand why the government need to know our Internet history

>>67860094
>I have a shower almost every other day
'sheed

>>67860094
That's your musk senpai, go shove your crotch in some girls face and watch her fall in love

>>67860094
Are you of Pakistani or Indian origin?

Wonder what it's like to have a juicy hard cock in your mouth, what it's like for him to grip your hair and force it all in and choke you on it

must be.... interesting

>>67860094
the modern man is offended by the smell of testosterone

>>67860094
that's just ball vinegar lad

>>67860110
>>67860129
I'm Slavic

proto-gf reckons I look, dress, and act like a 17 year old even though I'm 24

>>67860136
If he's got nice hygiene its a bit tasty

Closest flavour I can compare it to is original pringles

This thread is fake news

>>67860156
you have to go back

>>67860172
gay twat

why do pubes feel like steel wool?

>>67860194
I was born here though

@@67860172

Gaylord

>>67860085
I kept getting up in the middle of the night faking a stomach ache so my parents called my bluff and made me go to the doctors' about it
I was seen by this nurse, who made me lie on the bed-thing and lift my top, then she started poking around at my stomach
She said "do you mind?" pointing at my trousers, I wasn't sure what she meant but she was the nurse so I just said no and she unbuttoned them, then started poking lower
She eventually started fondling me for a bit, claiming "it's all connected", then sent me on my way

>>67860194
Im a girl hun x

>>67860230
london

>>67859643
my sides

>>67860206
Get some pubic conditioner for christmas, it makes mine feel like cotton x

>>67860230
london?

>>67860230
pls be in nottingham

>>67860230
york

>>67860229
that's not molestation

>>67860218
haha alright

haven't got an issue with lads who are born here

>>67860229
was she a foreign nurse?

>>67860230
P R A G U E

>>67860268
I literally am in notts hun, NG5 xx

>>67860230
0121?

>>67860230
Isle of Wight?

>>67860296
Fuck off bender

>>67860229
she was checking for an inguinal hernia you cretin

the minutes are ticking by

friday is almost over

hmm

>>67860287
alri Rolf, thanks for clearing that up

>>67860289
nah

>>67860230
brisbane

>>67860230
pls b in devon

>>67860343
Is Adelaide worth visiting?

>>67860229
she was just checking your pulse

>>67860296
meet me by arnold sainsburys in 10 minutes

ah yes...

Ohmygod you did not!!! You slut!! Was he cute though?

>>67860328
How old?
Was she decent looking?

>>67860378
nah it's shit

>>67860230
B E R W I C K - U P O N - T W E E D

>>67860386
Okay see you there xx

Ive got shoulderlength hair and im 5'4

>>67860378
never been, but it's known as the city of churches so probably not

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>it's all connected

im a girl

>>67860430
hahah womanlet

>>67860437
Heretic

>>67860420
Fuck if I know, I was a kid, 30s?
She wasn't ugly

If anybody is having a bad day, don't feel too bad.

Last night I went to the pub to drown my sorrows as I've lost my job.

I woke up late this morning for my last day and rushed out of the house. Fell on some ice and banged my side.

If that wasn't bad enough, I had to then de-ice the car. That finally happened when the car warmed up after about five minutes and I didn't have much fuel but it said that there was 80 miles and work is only 30 away.

I started driving and as soon as I joined the motorway and drove past the service station it started saying there was less than 40, then less than 30 miles left even though it had said 80 just 10 minutes before.

I was trying to drive carefully by not going too fast to save fuel, except that to cure my hangover I drank unholy amounts of water to re-hydrate.

Suddenly the need for a vicious beer shit and a bladder wrenching piss come on and I was stuck between pissing and shitting myself in my car or going faster to get to a toilet but using more fuel and probably running out on the motorway.

I just about made it to a service station and only one cubicle was free, covered in shit, that's why it was free. It didn't matter because I was so desperate and so late for work.

Finally got in, let my arse explode, realised there was no toilet paper.

It's not been a good fucking day.

>>67860450
post legs

>>67860450
PARTICK THISTLE

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Does anyone know what the law is in regards to having a cheeky wank over the queen?

Sister came home drunk

She's arguing with her boyfriend


I'm tempted to wank at this

Want to permanently emigrate to aus but a permanent partner visa to australia costs £4200.

Think I'm fucked

>>67860503
civic duty la

>>67860476
at least make it a bollock post

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Finally arrived lads

>>67860503
queeny is best girl

>>67860531
go rape the boyf

went for a run yesterday then spent the night shagging

aching all over right now

>>67860550
didn't ask

>>67860543
t. bitchy girl that pisses her off in the first place

I live in Adelaide

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>>67860550

>>67860550
DUMP WHEN

>>67860604
Can I come visit?

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>I live in Adelaide

>>67860638
Yeah if you wan't

>>67860675
wan't?

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ordered dildos on my work computer

>>67860476
Why would you rush to work if you're already getting let go

Digits. Units. Tens. Hundreds. Thousands. Millions. Billions. Trillions. Quadrillions?

>>67860616
Can dump the CD that came with it if you want lad, but I want a few days to play through the vita game before I dump that

get a room you absolute battymen

>>67860681
sorry I'm tired

>save big on seagate 2tb hard drvies this black friday
>9% off

ahh, impressive amazon.. very very fascinating

my aunt is pretty hot she's got a fat ass. Does think she wants to hook up? she's invited me for drinks in front of family, but when i didn't respond she laughed it off as if she was joking. On top of that she's always looking at my bulge, so one day when i saw her looking i laughed to let her know i saw, she then started smiling after i walked off.The problem is I don't know how to initiate the sex. or if she's actually interested in sex?

>>67860711
it'll take an hour tops to dump it
you have henkaku right?

How many years before 'anglo' Australians skin turns black?

white skin is not made for that climate

>>67860727
>ass
fuck off yank

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scooping brie out with a spoon and eating it

>>67860710
Tetrillion sounds better

>>67860727
why would you shag your mum or dad's sister you fucking sicko

>>67860727
Blood related or blood related's spouse?

>>67860724
>"save big on the latest games" with battlefield 1 in the picture
>click on it
>it's not there
ah yes very good

>>67860738
No, I've never dumped a game so I dunno how to do it

doing a do

>>67860762
Best post in this thread

>>67860750
aunt instead of auntie as well

come post qt accent pls
>>67860402

>>67860788
ben?

>>67860777
do i sound like a fucking despicable adulterer to you?

Going to go shopping with the gf and get up to some extremely naughty behaviour in the changing rooms ;)

>>67860805
i shouldn't be laughing so hard at a post that just says "ben?"

hair gets really greasy after about a day

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>half day friday
>about to finish at 12.30
>"sorry anon can you just ring this guy and talk about this ongoing dispute on this account that's been going on for weeks with no end in sight"

apparently you can't even claim dole for months if you willingly quit your job

Greece gets hairy after about a day

>>67860875
Scrape it off and bottle it

>>67860905
alri

>>67860768
mum's

>>67860942
No

>>67860895

I believe its 18 weeks after quitting before you can claim JSA

>An enormous underground ice deposit on Mars contains as much water as Lake Superior

Not sure why the media and Nige himself are trying to brand Nige as the British Trump when he's clearly the British Rand Paul

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>Not sure why the media and Nige himself are trying to brand Nige as the British Trump when he's clearly the British Rand Paul

woke up a couple of hours ago and had some porridge for brekky

just made my second cup of tea

>>67861041
he's not rand paul
rand pauls rand paul, farage is like a british nigel farage (who is also british)

>>67861028
>superior
um that's actually very problematic sweetie, that was the terminology used by the nazis to describe the aryan race
it's "lake subpar" now (: x

absolutely need a trousers gf

Going to spank the living shit out of the gf this evening

Might do the ol' suicide haha

>>67861126
hmmm... go on....

>>67861144
haha classic

The decision maker has just made a decision on my bennies

>>67861144
top banter

>there are people who find the fork so difficult to put down that they'd rather be obese

rlly mkes u thnk x