/brit/

business idea: gas the taigs

The authors of the study - published in The Lancet - say that telling children about Santa could undermine trust in their parents and lead to "abject disappointment" - "If parents can lie so convincingly and over such a long time, what else can they lie about?" Father Christmas was not available for comment.

need a bf

need to be a bf

business idea: euthanise all MRAs

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the so-called godly music

is it worth taking up MMA lessons of some kind?

hating women is a sign of homosexuality

>>67856607
how small's your cock?

>>67856626
can smell your yeast infection from here you disgusting ogre

Being attracted to women is narcissism in the extreme.

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>is it worth taking up MMA lessons of some kind?

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>>67856641

>>67856649
sure

if it's for self defense stuff, I'd go striking and not ground because you can be a black belt in bjj but still get your head stomped on in a fight with gaz in the pub

>>67856685
I took up lifting
just thinking that there might be a practical use to my newfound strength

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktkRzVEMQCo

reckon MRAs should just turn homosexual and leave people alone

having a female friend whom you have no sexual interest in is a sure sign of homosexuality

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want to start eating my paprika pringles and milka but there's a middle aged yank bloke next to me

reckon feminists should just turn homosexual and leave people alone

>>67856746
except for female friends you share with your gf

>>67856746
I'm a voyeur. I'm interested in looking at her and masturbating to her, but not shagging her

Thoughts

>>67856745
>implying cute boys would date them either

>>67856654
3.5 inch WMD

>>67856729
yeah for self defense

don't like the idea that 'matty-G' from round the estate could smack me silly and i wouldn't know how to defend myself.

>>67856736
fair, I'm in a similar boat

>>67856764
>milka
Eat cadbury you cunt

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>>67856764

>>67856736
you should pick up on Muay thai

not to brag lads but my penis has been referred to as "big"

>>67856741
funny I was just about to knock on the ol' cloudbusting

Gonna take screenshots of me defending females and take em to the club

>>67856736
Boxing

>>67856781
boxing or muay thai are good desu

muay thai works well if you plan on learning grappling later on because of throws you learn. every fight I've been in has resulted in me doing a throw of some description on them desu

>>67856771
>whom you have no sexual interest in
>has sexual interest in

>>67856745
to be fair there is an mra group in ireland that isnt completely neckbeard
I don't know what its like in France but in Ireland its nearly impossible for men to get the children in a divorce even if the wife has been abusive in the past so a mens rights group is needed for these issues

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just spent £500

feeling /guilty/

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>>67856584

>>67856790
was none available you cherry ripes eating cunt

genuinely don't enjoy many things any more

>>67856837
>was none available

poverty nation

>>67856804
this tbqh

anicent southeast asian pakibashing techniques

Just watched Doctor Strange.

It was "okay"

>>67856837
Will fly to Czechoslovakia right now and clock square you in the jaw if you say one bad word about cherry ripe. Jealous cunt

>>67856827
On what ?

>>67856825
here the most usual is the child spends a week at his mum and a week at his dads
if this can't be made due to one of the parent living too far the child can go to his dad's place every weekend or so

>>67856840
didn't enjoy this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SaDGjRuJRI

important

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-25/reddit-ceo-admits-changing-trump-supporters'-posts/8057998
ah yes

>>67856825
mens rights are actually popular among sjws/ normies here, see movember and testicular cancer related things

it's more the neckbeards who contrast it with feminists who get laughed at

>>67856811
same but it's not big, the girl's eyesight isn't great and she hasn't had that many dicks before

fuck lads im off my face. i have a bucks tomorrow but i started drinking now anyway

Sister likes to make out its unreasonable of me to expect dad to give me the same living conditions he would give himself

>>67856912
Didn't fucking work though, did it? waheyyy

>>67856866
>Czechoslovakia
haha alri grandad

>>67856899
>My grandmother in the 50's and 60's had over 30 abortions.
gypsies everyone

>>67856868
a MIDI keyboard
some headphones and a pair of earphones
some speakers
an audio interface
christmas presents
some anal plugs and dildos becuase i'm a secret willy woofter

Got smashed last night and made a bit if a knob of myself in front of some people from work

Got home at 3 and in for work at 9 but I could only handle half an hour and came home because I'm still drunk

On the way out of the office I bumped into one of the guys from last night that I'm trying to get in with because I want to join a new team he's setting up and he said "put something in my calendar for next week we'll have a talk about that work". So I guess it's not all bad.

I did give either £20 or £30 to a hobo though and I've only got £30 now until I get paid on Wednesday

>>67856949
start making music now you'll get your money back in 5 years maybe

>>67856912
non fake news source please

>>67856860
>Mister...
>Doctor.
>Mister Doctor?
>It's Strange
>Maybe. Who am I to judge?

actually did a significant chuckle at that

>>67856928
>family of 5
>pay a fifth of my wages into the mortgage
>makes absolutely no difference in the dynamic of the house
>still get zero control over the TV
Hate this growing up shit, the father even tries to tell me when to go to bed but I'm not for having that

>>67856850
milka's nice tbf

but I still miss being a senior

>>67856949
what interface did you get lad?

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>>67856965
that's the dream cousin

soon, even you will forget about the old country

>>67857013
what type of music do you want to make

>>67856928
alri poleaboo

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This is a Bruno Mars post

>>67857012
focusrite scarlett 2i2

>>67857032
whatever genre kaytranada is

>>67857039
quite a good bum

>>67857070
cool profile pic mate

*goes to a boiler room*
*takes snapchats of everything*

>>67857033
what's she got to do with this?

>>67857070
*shares big lad ronnies post*
yeah...that'll fucking show isis haha shove that up your arse mohammed you big nonce

>>67857070
Nice pic Connor lel

>>67857039
that song is so boring i hate pop music

>>67857096
toxic family environment involving sister/ dad
bit abstact I'll give you that

>>67857145
you'll never find a girl bro

>tfw your Eurotrip holiday on your larry is so tragic you dox yourself on /brit/ for a laugh

aussies

>>67857163
fucking hell, who hurt you?

>>67857070
Your profile pic reeks of homo vibes lad

>>67857148
its not toxic i just think when he gets a new tv or whatever we should as well.
his choice to not wear a johnny/run away

>>67857201
>not being on a homo vibe
get out
/brit/ is strictly for /gaylads/

>>67857201
Got an experienced gaydar i see

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>>67857177
What about m8?

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Ah yes, runticus maximus

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doing a think

>>67857216
go buy a fucking tv then, you sadact

>>67857264
decent looking dudes bet they've had sex

Number of adherents of each Religion in the UK:

>Christianity
33,200,000
>No religion
14,100,000
>Islam
2,700,000
>Hinduism
817,000
>Sikhism
423,000
>Judaism
263,000
>Buddhism
248,000
>"Jedi Knight"
176,000
>Paganism
57,000
>Jain
20,000
>Wicca
11,000
>Rastafari
8,000
>Baha'i
5,000
>Taoism
4,000
>Zoroastrianism
4,000
>Scientology
2,000
>Satanism
2,000

What are your thoughts on these statistics lads???

oo baby another trotter for the collection

>>67857216
fair

>>67857252
>putting your willy in a man's bum
He poos from there m8, sort your life out
>>67857258
Thanks lad, got it for A-Level

>>67857290
>>"Jedi Knight"
>176,000
what the fuck haha
*force pushes you*

>>67857094
>>67857137
>>67857201
saved it from twitter you mongs

>>67857290
2,700,000 to many supporters of terrorism tbqhwyf

just unironically sharted

>>67857264
right looks looks like liam Payne

>>67857290
>standard
>alri
>pakis, get rid
>steady on
>bro tier
>alri
>alri
>fuck off
>lol druids
>who?
>emo girls
>reggae reggae sauce
>bless you
>ohh herro
>that's that one with the funky symbol
>lol
>obvious joke

>>67857290
reckon half of those """"Christians""" are non-practising

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>>67857070
doxxed

>>67857264
better looking than me haha
>>67857165
look at the time on the phone

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really made me think

>>67857381
*whom

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>judaism
>alri

>>67857407
there's only 263,000 of them and they do fuck all here

>>67857070
Someone probably mistook it for a picture of their GF's vagina.

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>>67857392
Vlad cannot into English

>>67857425
>do fuck all
besides take all the positions of power

>>67857426
fucking hell, who hurt you?

my abortion thread is going swimmingly

>>67857440
I take several positions of power with your mum, does that make me jewish?

any good black friday deals boys

is icelad here?

gonna go do a poo, don't be here when i get back

oh so you're one of those cunts

why are pirates obsessed with spanish grills?

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would shag Perrie Edwards till her twat fell off

Do not reply to this post.

>>67857532
all spaniards should be killed

listening to 'have you ever loved somebody' by Freddie Jackson

having a think about the self-styled 'ex girlfriend'

>>67857532
because their fannies have a blackbeard

>>67857542
i do what i want

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>they do fuck all here

>>67857542
all norwegians should be killed

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>>67857548

its fucking cold lads

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>>67857647
i've always wondered, why do spanish people speak mexican?

>>67857668
man up you puff

having a big wank

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>>67857548
Leave them to me......

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>computer crashed
>lost all my (You)s

>>67857737
here's one, on the house love x

food van is fucking late
not happy

need a new rack/charlie contact lads

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>tfw remembering the morning waking up and seeing that Brexit won
>tfw remembering waking up and seeing Trump predicted to win

>>67857761
How about a phone (You)? Doing a poo now

state of me

>>67857532
would pay good money to fuck a spanish qt

misbehaving mulatto child on the bus this evening

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never met a bloke names Gavin that i ever liked.

To: [email protected]

Subject: RE: (You)s

i'm not a fucking charity mate

burnt my hands

>>67857822
aha gavvo give you a bit of stick did he hey? haha just joking around mate, lighten up

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>best thing about trump & brexit wasn't them actually winning
>it was all of the tears that came out of it

misbehaving voodoo child on the mountain this evening

After years of casually using words like "feminazi" or "grammar nazi" we are incapable of calling actual nazis "nazis"

>>67857835
>burnt
FOP
its burned

>co.uk
See: flag

>>67857844
can believe people here wanted trump to lose so they could browse /pol/
the normie meltdown was much better
Glad that frenchposter looked like a fool too

im SO crushingly alone lads haha the absolute state of me haha x

my least favourite aussie poster is a rorke abroad

makes me thunk

To: [email protected]

Subject RE: (You)s

G'day cunt, none more for ya

>>67857872
there are no actual nazi

>>67857872
seems like a rather nazi post, tbqh

>>67857900
and /pol/ still got BTFO as he denounced the alt right
truly glorious butthurt all round, the radical centrists win again

To: [email protected]

Subject: RE: fucking state of you

looking there mate, can see a union jack

>>67857776
please help

GYAL ME WAN FI JUS HOOOL YUH

>>67857873
Sorry.

Fucking grammar cunt.

test post ignore

To: [email protected]

cc: the rest of the /brit/ team

Subject: RE: the kitchen

hi lads, whoever owns the sports direct mug, can they please move it? there's some mouldy tea in the bottom and it's pretty unappealing

>>67857939
couldn't agree more, radical centrism truly is the patrician's ideology

>>67857939
I think /pol/ is more about the ride than the destination anyway

just remembered that im going to budapest this summer
it's a mate's 21st and like 15 of us are going
going to be absolutely NUTTY haha x

>>67857983
can't deny they're in meltdown about it though

can't find my mug lads

why am i off my face lads????? fuccck

eat pretty much nothing but bread yet my poos are often soft
wat do

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http://www.timesofisrael.com/hamas-official-says-trump-may-be-a-jew/

Brainbox working overdrive

>>67857979
felt like reading my flat group chat
"umm hi whoever left their plate on the side can you move it please"
"yeah i was gunna say the same :/"
it was a fucking CLEAN plate that'd been left there for an hour to dry
fucking NORMIES ROOOO

How do we make white people legalise the ting?

>>67857977
not ignoring this post

>>67857979
wasn't me

>>67857939
have a look in the mirror hahah x

>>67858053
bangin on the counter

>>67858034
have a look in the mirror

>abortion belongs on /pol/ - t. jannie

umm for what reason???

>>67858042
eat bananas lad, nice solid dumps guaranteed

>moving out with people you don't know
why do people do this

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>ask her what she's up to this weekend
>she says she's going on a mini-break with her bf

To: [email protected]

cc: the rest of the /brit/ team

Subject: RE: the kitchen

where did you see this mug? only mug I've seen today is you aha look like you're decked out in sports direct as well

>>67858057
>>67858085
bewildering

>>67858031
i went on it yesterday and they were having a civil war over if /pol/ was still far right or if it was now civic nationalists or something
they take everything too seriously tbqh

>>67858106
Mini break is good senpai she wants to fuck

>>67858096
i was just about to smack down that dutch runt too

Just back from therapist
feel like shit right now

>ask qt to prom
>sorry anon, im already going with chad, but ill save a dance for you :^)
what do you do next?

>>67858132
wot

>>67857820
i saw one of those in a store once, he was on the ground screaming "fuck you" to his parents

he was probably like 8 at the time and this was in 2005 so he's probably a normie with a gf by now and that really chives my spuds if i'm honest

>>67858140
have a brew and a chocolate bar lad, you'll feel right as rain soon enough

need moree cocaiiineee

got 12 (twelve) likes on my instagram post lads, and it's only been up for an hour
feeling pretty full of myself, let's just say

>>67856605
>The authors of the study - published in The Lancet - say that telling children about god could undermine trust in their parents and lead to "abject disappointment" - "If parents can lie so convincingly and over such a long time, what else can they lie about?" god was not available for comment.

>>67858155
elliot rodgers mode

>>67858136
you preaching the morals of your abuser != smackdown

>>67858155
got asked to prom by a qt who had a bf at the time
was a bit weird

>>67858181
post insta

Who /pakistani/ here?

>>67857939
>Changes his position on locking Hillary up,climate change,the wall and many other things
>Doesn't "DrIn the swamp" and only appoints bush era welcome because he doesn't know what he's doing
>Tells the rorkes to pack it in
Hes s-s-still/ourguy/ right pol?

>>67858042
>>67858098
don't listen to this chink i've been eating bananas all day and i have the squits

>>67858116
the issue is they've lost their far-right edge with the reddit influx and an attempt to rationalise their racism. /pol/ has always been intentionally unacceptable in the mainstream, it's what they strive for; Trump ruined the dynamic

>>67858181
how many female?

>>67858132
think the meaning is a little holiday
not them breaking up

or maybe I'm reading it wrong

>>67858203
post yours and i will unironically follow you

>>67858238
no you're right he's wrong

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>>67858223
Really made me think

>>67858234
significantly more than half

>>67858228
you eat through your mouth not your bumhole you numpty

>>67858223
>Bush era welcome
Neocons you stupid phone

seeing diamonds right now. worried 2bh

>>67858202
how does that even work

>>67858181
got 81 on my most recent one aha

posted last night

might go outside today

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ah yes, the much-vaunted so-called "Black Friday"...

>>67858199
only person who abuses me is the jew and he is pro abortion

>>67858239
haven't set mine up
waiting for a new phone

>>67858202
>prom
FOY

>>67858248
So Trump is a lier?

>>67858272
at least enjoy some fresh air

if people bother you, ignore them

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>>67858271
don't even have that much on the facebook dp

>>67858268
me and her were good mates (I wasn't particularly interested in her) and we had this dynamic of being flirty even though neither of us was actually interested. She asked me to prom and said "I want to tell our grandkids we went to prom together"
as i said, bit weird. Cute though.

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>>67858271
FONT

>>67858302
He never 180d on any other those things

>>67858155
stay home and have a wank

>>67858301
the south of england is becoming yankified very quickly lad. You a northerner? literally everyone I know had a prom at their school down south

i ate too much mcdonald's earlier and i feel terrible

Who do you think is gonna win the 2018 WC lads?
Got my bet on brazil tbqh

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prom?

Why do normans have children when they KNOW that existence means having to work full time as a miserable wage slave for 50 years?

What is the thought process?

>prom
>not a leaver's do
FOY

>>67858350
Russia will rig it for themselves

>>67858238
You still see the sun even if you go on a mini holiday right? So let her see the dick nigga

>>67858289
fucks sake lad im not gunna post my insta on /brit/ cos i feel like i'd become a meme for looking like a spacker

>>67858347
nah midlands

we had a ball instead

fucking get on it my lads, absolute bargain

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Durex-Surprise-Me-Variety-Condoms/dp/B00JFQWIO6

get asked to go to a sadie hawkins dance by a qt

there's nothing better

oh, oh, oh

>>67858354
i know right

flippant normbobulators, arroooooooooo!!

>>67858349
>eating McDonald's in Hong Kong
I too have done this

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>we had this dynamic of being flirty even though neither of us was actually interested
>She asked me to prom
er

>>67858320
what did her bf do?

Theresa "The DWP know you're gay" May

>>67858361
>not a leaver's ball

>prom
>Ball
FOY, it's a formal
Didn't go either year though lolza

>>67858404
need my balls to leave their sack (and go straight into a frying pan)

>>67858383
i have no use for 'doms other than posh wanks or to fill with shampoo and throw at people's cars

we had a formal
and a semi-formal the year before

>>67858379
I had prom in midlands

>prom
>ball
>do
>formal

>not a box social

>>67858333
>The wall
>Draining the swamp
>Obamacare
>Climate change
>Lo king her up

>>67858393
that's quite amazing

they've got the shake-shake fries on right now (like salt and shake crisps but it's seaweed flavouring and fries), really quite tasty but I went overboard with buying a double cheeseburger and a big mac

eyes too big for my belly even though i can't see for shit and i'm fat as fuck

Foreigners shouldn't be allowed into U.K. universities in such great numbers unless they're attractive

>>67858399
he didn't do anything, me and him have been mates since we were 4 years old. He loves me

>>67858427
all czechs should be killed

>>67858320
she wanted you to fuck her dumb dumb

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Haven't been to a school social event since the year 8 discos wahey

night lads

"Dormammu, I've come to bargain."

what did he mean by this?

>>67858451
I agree
Anglo and Celtic blood flow through my veins

>>67858396
prom wasnt some serious romantic event mate. We just all got to this massive hall and got pissed. She did look very nice on the night though

business idea: start selling peek freens biscuits in uk supermarkets

>>67858456
How cringey was you at the year six ending disco? Get shivers thinking about it

>>67858475
all celts should be killed

>>67858452
she definitely didn't honestly.

business idea: buy facebook.com domain in 2004

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AND JUST LIKE THAT
AAAALL I BREATHE
AAAALL I FEEL
YOU ARE AAAALL FOR ME

>prom
>ball
>do
>formal
>box social

>not a bye-bye-slag-a-thon

>>67858444
Go Kowloon Park and get a green tea ice cream from the little McDonald's kiosk

>>67858361
>not a debutants ball
The English have no class

If a girl ever asked me out i would have assumed it was a prank by the cool kids

>>67858496
yeah sure thing mate

>>67858495
You've most definitely got celtic blood you convict cunt

>>67858490
We didn't have an enders one, we had them 2 or three times a year

First and last time I danced with a girl was to Bob the builder at the year 8 leavers formal though.
Runt life

Most memorable night of your youth?
>mate had some fuckoff massive house in the middle of the country
>had a bonfire in his field
>spent the night sitting next to a qt i really liked
>hotboxed an old car that was on his property
>walked 5 miles home the next morning

>>67858527
i'm abo

Family at Thanksgiving, and I'm wanting to eat . Other obese ass bitches, better wait to have a seat . Auntie lookin at me like, she wanna serve what's in her pans . Come on bitch see me with them yams . There's turkey on my plate , potatoes on my fork . Chewing for a second, this gravy’s pretty thick. Granny doesn't know it, but I'm getting full too . Cuz nana needs to know, before serving dessert , because what you see isn’t always the truth. Say it with me, what you see isn’t always the truth. Thank you. Because Auntie Sue , I ate all the same parts as you boo. The same parts. The Same Parts . The Same Parts . Thank you

>going to the prom when you can just get high watch anime play vidya and shit

>>67858538
FONT

>>67858525
she literally didn't
you've never had weird sexual-tension banter with a girl before? doesnt mean anything

>>67858538
sounds gay

Corbyn will win

>>67858553
all croats should be killed

>>67858567
yeah mate alright I get it

>>67858577
If you kill me I win

never even had a girl flirt with me

>>67858602
bet you have but you've just never picked up on it cos you're a dumbarse

going to 5 guys for lunch lads

>>67858553
too long on some rhymes and adds unnecessary shit like boo just after rhyming you

3/10

just necked a pint of water

>>67858555
>not going to once in life event rather than doing the same thing you do every night

>>67858602
*flirts with u*

>>67858602
hiiii

>>67858611
you're gonna have a sore arse then haha

I'm honestly just deeply unlikable
my friends don't like me, girls I've dated don't like me, coworkers don't like me
it's not a nice feeling

>>67858609
nah im ugly af lol

>>67858642
kill urself lmao

>>67858600
all fucking niggers must fucking hang

(note: slavs are niggers)

>>67858617
absolute madman cannot be contained

*shouts out to my ex*
*she ignores me*

Tfw need to fart but the farts so deep inside that I just have an uncomfortable bubble of air in my intestines that I can't fart out

>>67858687
>*shouts out to my ex*
alri Little Mix, calm down

>>67858512
green tea ice cream is the king of all ice creams

really nice place in TST called Via Tokyo that does it, very popular with locals

also kitkat do a cornetto-style green tea ice cream in Circle K, also excellent

>>67858680
>Australia

Bit of a meme continent tbqh lad.

>>67858611
britain should call it

5 blokes burgers and cokes

Feeling sad

Might eat two portions of lasagne to cheer up

>>67858716
alri Garfield, calm down

>>67858661
nah my family still likes me

just spent an hour browsing amazon's black friday deals, the only thing I wanted was a Parker pen and it sold out in 10 minutes

why am I so boring

>>67858611
FOY
>>67858716
fat cunt

>>67858716
alri garfield

business idea: buy a kfc and a 6 pack of red stripe after work

thoughts?

>>67858707
yeah shitloads of deadly animals too, makes you wonder how the abos survived here when they're so stupid

i guess if they were smart they would have wiped out all the nasties before whitey showed up

>poley has been arrested
is this the end of the ribena saga?

Execution double 9 style

business idea: do this coursework that i am skipping lectures to do
implementation: no

>>67858755
meat is murder

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>A Labour peer has died after being seriously injured when his mobility scooter collided with a van outside Parliament during rush hour.

>>67858755
sounds profitable

business idea: bruno mars

think I've caused an argument between my housemates

>>67858757
The peaceful noble abo lived in harmony with nature until the evil disgusting white man came and showed them disgusting things like soap.

>>67858763
source? thought he got a job at royal mail

>>67858745
the only thing you can buy off amazon in australia is e-books but reading is for faggots

business idea: sell my 3 pawn strat to chess grand masters

>>67858820
>The peaceful noble abo lived in harmony with nature
i thought they wiped out all the cool fauna and turned the place into a desert, lol

>>67858820
>>67858843
the outback used to be a huge rainforest but the abos burned it down

business idea: try and be one of the lads making funny business idea memeposts on /brit/

implementation: no (You)s

>>67858773
update to this idea:
returns on the idea: my friend just sent me the coursework