God Damn Swedes

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God Damn Swedes 2016-11-25 10:37:46 Post No. 67856272
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God Damn Swedes Anonymous 2016-11-25 10:37:46 Post No. 67856272 [Report]

>Be me
>Prince Regent of Norway
>1814
>Stupid fucking Danish king can't handle some Swedes
>Damn Anglos blockading
>People starving and shit
>King gives away Norway to Sweden
>WTF.gif
>Decide to rebel lol
>Say I will support the Norwegian people
>Holy fuck they buy it lol
>Start rounding up some peasants and give them guns
>Wait until July
>Suddenly Swedes walking up into my shit
>Fukfukfuk
>Tell troops to just stay where they are
>Swedes are coming from mutiple sides
>Somehow manage to win a defensive battle
>Don't counter attack
>Fucking Swedes be using surströmming
>Some chemical warfare shit
>Fuk that
>Tell all of them to retreat
>Swedes take all my forts
>Abdicate lol
>Go back home to Denmark
>Norwegians still fucking rebelling
>King dies
>Become new king
>MFW

Anonymous 2016-11-25 10:41:29 Post No.67856364
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Anonymous 2016-11-25 10:41:29 Post No.67856364 [Report]

Interdasting. Bost more like this???

Anonymous 2016-11-25 10:42:16 Post No.67856381
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What's your problem?

Anonymous 2016-11-25 10:43:25 Post No.67856409
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Anonymous 2016-11-25 10:43:25 Post No.67856409 [Report]

Nigger we had beaten Russia like six times, did you really fucking think some gun-toting peasants could beat us?

Anonymous 2016-11-25 11:01:55 Post No.67856910
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Anonymous 2016-11-25 11:01:55 Post No.67856910 [Report]

>>67856409
Finnish War was the most recent war at that point and it wasn't anything to brag about.

Anonymous 2016-11-25 11:34:54 Post No.67857681
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>>67856910
Norway's last war had been in 1,100 AD against a handful of canadian eskimos wielding snowballs and sharpened icicles. And they fucking lost.

Anonymous 2016-11-25 11:37:39 Post No.67857727
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>>67856272
>>67856381
>>67856409
>>67856910
>>67857681
this gun b good

Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:02:35 Post No.67858273
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>>67856381
TRAÎTRE

Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:06:59 Post No.67858387
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>>67856381
>Bernadotte

Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:24:15 Post No.67858819
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Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:24:15 Post No.67858819 [Report]

>>67856381
DELET THIS

Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:44:54 Post No.67859339
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>>67856381
>>67856409
>>67857681

Good try Muhammed.

Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:46:47 Post No.67859378
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>>67856272

PORK'D

Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:51:07 Post No.67859495
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Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:51:07 Post No.67859495 [Report]

>>67856409
>we
30% of your army was finns and rest some random mercenaries

Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:55:04 Post No.67859584
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Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:55:04 Post No.67859584 [Report]

>>67856272
I miss the days when we could just blockade people who were annoying us.

Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:58:54 Post No.67859692
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Anonymous 2016-11-25 12:58:54 Post No.67859692 [Report]

>>67856272
I know of that, but who became the new Norwegian king and how?

We read some sources on the meeting at eidsvold. Pretty interesting.

Anonymous 2016-11-25 13:08:25 Post No.67859934
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Anonymous 2016-11-25 13:08:25 Post No.67859934 [Report]

>>67859692
"Han var den næstældste son af kong Frederik 8. af Danmark og var kendt som Prins Carl, for han i forbindelse med sin tronbestigelse tog det norske kongenavn Haakon. Han var yngre bror til kong Christian 10. af Danmark. Farfaren var kong Christian 9. af Danmark, mens morfaderen var kong Karl 4. af Norge (Karl 15. af Sverige)."

Ah, so we basically still rule over Norway

Anonymous 2016-11-25 13:48:41 Post No.67861113
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>>67859339
>t.Frederik III

Anonymous 2016-11-25 14:27:10 Post No.67862300
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>>67861113
>Den svenske """skib""""""bygnings""""""tradition"""

Anonymous 2016-11-25 14:30:26 Post No.67862428
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>>67856409

Anonymous 2016-11-25 14:31:45 Post No.67862462
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>>67862300
>Declare war while Sweden got it's army stuck in Poland
>Lose

Anonymous 2016-11-25 15:06:21 Post No.67863677
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>>67862462
>Lad mig betale 32% af statens indkomst til mine fjender

Anonymous 2016-11-25 15:15:42 Post No.67863990
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>>67863677
>Just fuck my shit up

Anonymous 2016-11-25 15:18:47 Post No.67864101
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Anonymous 2016-11-25 15:18:47 Post No.67864101 [Report]

>>67859692
None. War ended with a union between the countries, lasted until 1905

Anonymous 2016-11-25 15:20:10 Post No.67864144
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>>67863990
>BARE

Anonymous 2016-11-25 15:25:53 Post No.67864335
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>>67864144
>Join war against Sweden aided by both Poland and Russia
>Surrender almost instantly
>join war again while Sweden is busy elsewhere
>Get beaten by secondary forces almost instantly

Anonymous 2016-11-25 15:33:20 Post No.67864569
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>>67864335
>39 år senere
>Har ikke lært noget efter Koge Bugt
>Taber ved 27 mod 7

Anonymous 2016-11-25 15:35:49 Post No.67864651
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>>67859495

Nice sources. Is this what you're taught in school?

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