very important edition
first for Canada
>>67845630
Glasgow is pish
>but le glesga banter
Fuck off
second for day of the rake
>>67845657
fuck off leaf
need a /brit/ bf
>Old thread is only one page 5
He won't like this
YER A SERPENT
YER AN EIGHT POUND AN HOUR FAGGOT
Please allow me to introduce myself /brit/,
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
Yoga 710 lad?
Might buy a lottery ticket tommorow lads
Think I'll win?
>>67845663
Edinburgh is tiny and full of English twats. If you wanted an inferior version of London, I guess its alright.
>>67845687
teuchter bastard
don't understand how melting sea ice causes sea level rise
they both displace the same amount
>>67845702
custodian certainly won't like this
>>67845697
post the yoga 710 toad
>>67845703
Rather a city full of English twats than soapdodging fenian jakes and pakis
>>67845724
no they don't
not if that ice is on land dummy
>>67845724
very scientifical
very drunk lads
only wank to softcore now
>>67845797
Pedo in a speedo
>>67845744
>sea ice
morning lads
sassy/bitchy women are the thinking man's fetish
Did a good hour of proper exercise for the first time in a long time and actually feel kind of tired and less anxious! Exercise is a great thing lads
>>67845770
actual cuck
>>67845761
land ice becomes sea ice when it slides into the sea
raising sea levels
melting sea ice allows more ice to slide into the sea
>>67845759
doing a wank to babestation
why not just turn all the air cons on in the world to 16 degrees so they all combine and cool the world down a bit????
>>67845770
>no nagging, SJW jewess gf
>no loud, obnoxious black gf
>>67845760
>>67845797
really makes you think
>>67845797
why not just send all the excess water to the moon?
eh? oh er sorry lads *sits back down*
>>67845785
but the north pole is mostly ice to begin with
I want a girl with a daddy kink but I don't want to be called daddy
VERY tired indeed
might go to fucking sleep
>>67845813
>moons light comes from reflection from sun
why not just create giant mirrors to reflect the light back so that there is no more hot temperatures??
>>67845839
I love you
>>67845809
how are any of those good
>>67845729
Where is he
whoever came up with 'business idea:' is a fucking legend
wish I could get their autograph
>>67845839
That's disgusting btfo jew
>>67845855
Ever heard of the show Nathan For You?
Literally business idea: the show
>>67845815
its places like Greenland and Antarctica that matter more for sea level
and really raising sea levels isn't THAT huge of a deal, global warming isn't an apocalypse scenario, most of the rhetoric is a political ploy anyways.
>>67845855
ah yes
one of my greatest business ideas for sure
>>67845784
literally nothing to do with cuckholding lad
it's not femdom either
it's simply appreciating the female demeanor
>>67845839
not sure having a weewee on the machine is good for it, couldn't she have waited till after
>>67845855
that was me pal
You're welcome
Business idea: buoyant laptops that you can use in the bath
>>67845482
barron?
>>67845849
just want someone to nag me and I can ignore and annoy them back desu
Business Idea: Justin Trudeau as Labour PM for the United Kingdom
Why don't we just dig a big hole in a really dry place and let the water fill that up?
Let's flood the Sahara; nothing of value would be lost anyway.
D1-J2 ***World Alert*** Ive changed my upcoming album series Tha Jamminest Album U Eva Heard to Tha Jamminest Album of All Time
>>67845930
the only people who will get fucked are wogs anyways
Isn't it hilarious that the Assyrian Empire was one of the most crude and ruthless empires in history who would massacre entire peoples just to get ahead in the world?
And now they're pretty much culturally and linguistic destroyed as well as being perseucted in Iraq by ISIS?
Fucking howling
Karmas a bitch
Business idea: we just dig a big hole in a really dry place and let the water fill that up
better idea, build a canal from the sea to areas below sea level, such as death valley and the netherlands
keep dreaming about rimming nige and trump lads
>>67845917
>that brown liquid
ruined it
I have a thought or suggestion as to a possible course of action towards the practice of making a living by engaging in commerce:
I propose a formal or explicit statement or announcement to become free from outside control; not depending on another's authority -- particularly that of Great Britain's.
>>67845809
MUH DIK
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tLmNI0omIe8
>>67845969
bit gay that
Business idea: send all the ice to space
>>67845938
is the sahara below sea level? I don't think it is
>>67845917
>>67845839
bit gross
>>67845930
upvoted this post
>>67845974
A statement of sovereignty, perhaps?
>>67845917
>>67845839
bit grand
>>67845990
think it'd melt in the journey up and then come back to earth as precipitation
>>67845992
Archimedes Screws would solve that.
>>67846014
Giant rocket propelled coolers of course
Business idea: You all go out and get girlfriends in 2017.
>>67845998
>gross
FOY
Business idea: small Archimedes screws as drinking straws
forreal though we could probably dig a hole deep enough to counterract the rising ocean levels if we felt like this
>>67846050
>tfw I read "you all" as "y'all" upon first glance
...---... ...---... ...---... ...---... ...---... ...---... ... ---... ...---... ...---... ...---...
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479319996474.webm
me on the right
business idea: have the runts brainstorm business ideas and steal them
>>67846102
me on the left
>>67846100
Shan't be deciphering that piece of Morse Code
AN MR-RL TIME
>Fucking howling
>Karmas a bitch
ME AND MARC RUTZOU
>>67846143
>8 shots for one kill
D I R E
>>67846187
you take that back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI
need a gf that does my washing and cooks for me
>>67846175
/r/nocontext
what did she mean by this?
HR wants to have a chat , not sure what I did this time
>>67846187
>D I R E
Everyone, about Canada
>>67846211
top fanny banter
TIC TAC BETTER GET BACK IN HIS BOX
>2am
>thread dies
ah yes right on cue, the little normie worker bees are out for the night. got to wake up bright and early for another day of wageslaving to pay for my master race neet lifestyle
>>67846247
Are you talking about your willy again?
>>67846102
I wish I was a woman really badly.
Why does Scotland get so much special treatment? They need to fuck off.
It smells like fish, I take a sniff
The bait is fresh, my rod is stiff
The hook is big, made from steel
I put some grease upon my reel
>google "190cm"
>kev is the 7th image result
>>67846264
cornwall
Ah yes, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland...
>>67846269
all icelanders should be killed
>>67846276
>having a 1.90 cm willy
Absolutely dire
Just gotta keep moving #staystrong #KeepCalmAndWalkTowardsTheCamera
>>67846211
I'll never understand Die Antwoord
had a wank
ejaculated at 3pm on the dot
>>67846283
I disagree with that statement in a completely non-biased manner
>>67846316
No matter how fast I walk towards you... I can never walk away from the pain
>>67846319
it means "the answer"
you're welcome
I always forget Leeds exists
>>67846338
ah yes, wordplay
very good
>>67846319
>Yolandi Pisser
>>67846323
good lad
what time did you start?
>>67846338
t. perth
>>67846337
iktf
what jav shall I wank to tonight lads
Damp Memes
>>67846211
>>67846367
14:59:58
unironically believe yolandi is one of the most beautiful women in the world
>>67846366
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.
>>67846386
what as the context for this degeneracy?
>>67846386
imagine your life getting to this state
awright
rep bot in a soot efricen eccent prehtty intoresting aiy?
just made a new video
billy mitchell
lol
>>67846386
>those guys reaching out to it and licking it
Christ
get yourselves together
>>67846419
Wat se zuid afrika? Suig my fokken piel
Hie kom ek weer! Like a lekker smack in face
Rappers r fucking boring ninja bashing dere brainz
>>67846414
looks like she needed the toilet
>>67846419
>non-rhotic accents
I'm going to bed now, and if I wake up to
>PS4 + 4K TV for £50 flash sale now closed
then I'll be pissed
>>67846464
don't know what it means but it probably applys to sheepfuckers
>>67846452
It's rude to turn down free drinks
>>67846489
delete this
>>67846536
you fucking piece of shit.
>>67846536
the madman
>>1
delete this
Is Donald Trump my President?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Brp ba shmoot
d) Not until January 20th
>>67846600
Donald Trump is literally Hitler :\
>>67846600
b
thailad.zz.mu/yank
>why is this shot from the perspective of the pistol from the james bond pistol
I'm really starting to belive that May want her government to be thrown out by British's citizen, for the next government to cancel the whole thing.
But what the Britishs might not realize, is that by acting as they're doing, the EU will never ever trust the UK as it did in the past, no matter what. The whole EU actually realized that the UK was the main problem for its progress into further integration.
This is not "just" a brexit where a country leave the block. They are burning bridges. Those clowns are ruining 50 years of diplomacy in 6 months. This will have long lasting consequences for the UK's diplomacy, no matter what happens in the end.
The mask is off : Perfidious Albion can indeed be Perfidious.
Had a consultation with the plastic surgeon today
Said my ears weren't even that big
Still getting the surgery tho
>>67846629
remove this frog mate
>>67846619
>having an entire website dedicated to a certain general on a specific board of a Mongolian sandwich-gulping board
Absolutely dire
>One chance at live
>not white
>>67846629
how insecure are you
>>67846629
ey dumbo waheey
im just kiddin m8
>>67846629
lol big ears
hear any Who's there Horton?
peng
are you lads not worried about the government spying on your internet usage?
>>67846649
>>67846697
>>67846710
>>67846711
NEVER AGAIN
>>67846629
The relative state of you right now haha
>>67846629
how big we talking chief?
>>67846686
good fuck cumskins
>>67846729
I am
my mum says the same typical bullshit when I talked to her about it once, basically "im not doing anything illegal so why should I care?"
slave mentality.
>this is how poortherners live
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.748677,-2.4992604,3a,75y,149.88h,76.24t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sbZ7rZLKRLWlFLf1g0nq1_A!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DbZ7rZLKRLWlFLf1g0nq1_A%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D78.170525%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656
Fucking runts in their runt boxes ahaha
>>67846739
They're not actually "big", just prominent
>>67846753
dont click voris
might do a cum if that's alright with you
if mars colonies become a thing in the next 20 years would you go?
>>67846782
It really isn't
>>67846782
Only in my mouth
me and the gf are going to try for a baby. im going to creampie her, take a photo of it and show our child on its 18th birthday and say "look m8 its u 18 years and 9 months ago lmao"
Will be funny banter
yorkshire is better than devon
>>67846774
Better hope the cartilage heals properly and doesn't get all knobbly
>>67845987
did you watch it
Business idea: a collage of pictures of me and the gf
>>67846729
not in the slightest
I don't like it but i literally can't do anything about it so i'm putting it out of mind
>>67846753
imagine a family of 10 living in one of those
literally my great grandparents
>>67846796
Imagine if a new Dominion is established there. Elizabeth II, Queen of Mars
>>67846803
made me laugh but unfortunately I'm going to have to FONT you
FONT
>>67846782
no don't
Alexa, play my browsing the 'chon playlist
>>67846013
do the fucking machines appeal to you
do they turn you on at all
>>67846815
I'll probably just cut them off at that point Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IravU6BH1-w
has he got out the old camera?
business idea: canadians but hanging from trees
Guys
Post Karen :D
Thank you :D
>>67846774
eh if it makes you feel more confident g'head, I bet 99.9% of people don't give a shit
>>67846839
That's where they are in the spring and summer.
>>67846414
imagine being such a deluded poltard you literally call basic vital bodily functions "degenerate"
>>67846796
Mars? If I wanted to live in a desert with a terrible climate I'd move to Australia
>>67846782
Stob watchin born
Stob bullin on benis :DD
I'm going to masturbate in just a second.
>>67846796
no
Mars is shit
I'd visit and depending on circumstances try to make money but living there would be beyond dire.
>>67846835
I actually catch people laughing at me and pushing their ears out to imitate me
>>67846865
when did varg even say don't watch porn
>Want a gf
>Don't know how to get one
I hope we meet aliens so that we can fuck them
Business idea: make David Attenborough immortal so that he can describe alien life to future generations
>>67846860
>>67846875
Based on this it'd probably be yanks wanting to settle the new Wild West.
>ywn be Surveyor General of Mars plotting homesteads for future Martians
THE BEACONS ARE LIT
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
WHAT'S SAY YOU
there is a feel that never goes out
>>67846881
Stop it.
groin-grabbingly good team
>>67846906
not even close to comparable lad
at least the west had proper gravity and no radiation issues
>>67846927
>>67846913
naw
>>67846943
did he get evicted?
stopped following tims 'tube channel after redditors started commenting and sending him shit
>>67846936
B-but muh frontier
>>67846965
yes he lives in High Wycombe now in some flat/bungalow type thing
and up to this point he's not doxxed himself
>>67846966
enjoy massive bone and chromosome degradation to the point you'll be sickly and never able to come back to earth.
Mars is a shitheap
Venus is better.
>>67846977
really sad tbqh
Watching him is bizzare, he's completely lost it
she wants a man from high wycombe
>>67846822
with this new bill though every site you visit will be logged forever
i'd move innawoods if I were a brit
>>67846927
have you ever posted a cheeky wiener shot here?
>>67846825
>white people will never breed like this again
Business idea: accept becoming a multicultural country
>>67847015
yes
fortunately it seems that he's being left alone now
>think of all the nonwhite british people you know
>think of the ones youd actually consider british
>now what is your rationale
>>67847027
no, bender
Business idea: change so much that I become unrecognisable to those who didn't watch the change happen.
>>67847053
>non white
>British
naw
willies
these ads hiromoot added are retarded
who the fuck is going to click on an add about putting an onion in your sock?
ffs
>>67847069
ever wanked to tranny porn or anything? I make a good bird x
>hang out in anonops IRC
>mostly just correct people and shit
>think anonymous is fucking 14 year olds
>most of them pay me to do stuff
>pretty decent reputation (not posting username because then people would know I'm a fraud)
>new kid joins a channel I'm in with a few "friends"
>waits a while then messages me
>"I heard you talking about programming are you any good"
>link him to my github
>meanwhile dox him and find his facebook, some rich white kid whatever
>he starts talking about he has files that he needs to protect could I write him a program to encrypt/decrypt a folder, offers me 100 for a script I can write in 1 hour
>ok whatever
>make the script, send it him
>he asks me if I'd do other stuff for him
>sure
>now offering me 100 a month just to setup and maintain a website for his "hacking group"
>tell him I want all his gangs facebooks so I know they're not feds
>he goes for it
>add them all off an alt acc, verify it's them
>will be saving all the chat logs I have with them, harvesting passwords and other scummy stuff
>if they ever stop paying me I'll probably drop their dox, report them to their mums and hijack their facebooks and provide download links to all their private messages
currently working on an encrypted facebook messaging client for them (I've made it so I could decrypt messages)
literally the only thing I've got is a github and several months on the anonops IRC, why aren't more neets doing this it's easy money
New gimmick:
Try and get a gf
How do i do it?
>>67845797
We tried that. Mexico wouldn't contribute because they didn't want to pay the electricity bill.
>>67847033
be the change you want to see in the world anon.
find a fertile irish lass and do as god intended
Reece has a point
>>67847101
just be yourself
>>67847095
didnt read
>>67847101
just walk right up to a girl and say hello
works every time
hydro costs are rising quite rapidly in commietario
hope this shithole province collapses soon
>>67847127
are reece is becoming self-aware
>>67847047
what happened to him?
>>67847137
hello
He was a sweet and tender refugee, refugee
And he said that he'd never, never do it again
And of course he won't (oh, allah u'akbar)
He was a sweet and tender refugee, refugee
And he swore that he'll never, never do it again
And of course he won't (oh, allah u'akbar)
Poor old man
He had an "accident" with a three-bar fire
But that's o.k.
Because he wasn't very happy anyway
Poor woman
Beheaded in her very own bed as she read
But that's o.k.
Because she was old and she would have died anyway
Don't blame
The sweet and tender refugee, refugee
Because he'll never, never, never, never, never, never do it again
(not until the next time)
>>67847095
I read every word so I feel that I should respond, but I don't know what to say
will my wank be better if i take a benzo before so
>>67847127
is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?
>>67847158
schizophrenia
>>67845855
These guys are all liars
>>67845868
>>67845878
>>67845898
It was me. It was all MY business idea.
>>67847174
utter plank whats he doing in there, thats not a bed
>>67846753
It's so 3rd world that the street view isn't entirely completed yet
already wanked
should I watch some telly or play EU4, bearing in mind that I'm shite at it
>>67847174
Why would you lay in a urinal?
>>67847127
sounds like his pineal fluoride levels are running a little low, hope he drinks some tap water ASAP
>>67845998
>>67846013
Really makes you think
>>67847205
post some pics hahah x
>>67847200
>>67847213
he wanted some pee-ce aahaahahaahahahahaa
>>67847213
Why do people do anything at all, really?
business idea: make it so when you lend money to people they owe more over time from not paying it back
>>67847302
t. reddit*r
>>67847243
that's just..
Well thats that then
engerland
just posting on the 'ddit lads
hearsay
it's nothing but hearsay
because a lie's not the truth
until you can prove it
pirate scumbags
business idea: make link sharing website where mascot is little alien
>m-muh petitions
It's hilarious to see the cognitive dissonance and sheer hypocrisy of British "nationalists" on /pol/ and here start their little petitions so bobby down the road doesn't see the weird websites the local nutty ukip voter visits. This sort of shit law is banned under the highest EU legal authority.
>regain our sovereginty!!
>only to have Tory majority take away all your personal freedoms the EU protected
EUs not perfect but euroscepticism means that they probably won't go for the massive unified super state, not to mention the migrants would have stopped eventually
Business idea: emigrate once this country's 1984 levels are too high
dumb
pirate
frogposters
Me on the floor
>>67847335
That idea is at least 5 years old
no joke i love it when one of my teammates in dota2 is a girl so i can spend the entire game harassing them
But it's 2016
business idea: poop my pants
looks like i have the 'tism
always wondered why i liked trains so much
>>67847334
anon I think you're assuming that group x = group y
just because some people are ukippers on 4chan doesn't mean that everyone is
>>67847334
shant be reading a word of this
t. government
>>67847359
>>67847363
>>67847367
>>67847377
really stimulating posts, thanks for gifting this thread with your presence
business idea: sell prepackaged poz loads at pharmacies
>it's a paddycuck sucks off the EU episode again
>>67847392
lol shut the fuck up prole
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>67847392
fuck off prole runt
>>67846821
I didn't know lesbians were tolerated in Toronto :^)
>>67847392
*infects you with the human immunodeficiency virus*
>>67847392
Been on another level
Since you came
No more pain
You look into my eyes
You can't recognize my face
You're in my world now
You can stay
You can stay
But you belong to me
You belong to me
>>67847422
YES!
My second favourite poster here on /brit/
(first favourite is the israeli fucking machines poster)
business idea: suicide
>>67847334
If what you're saying is true, this couldn't possibly be passed until article 50 was triggered.
From my understanding of the situation, this isn't the case at all.
business idea: suicide by aids
thailad do you use ganoo slash loonix
>>67847461
THAILAD!!
thai chicANO
>trump wins
>make america great again
>brexit wins
>puts everyone in a porn database, blocks haram porn, and gives employers access to your porn history
reckon thailad would enjoy taking one of my toxic loads
Would literally destroy the life force of any reptile that comes within reaching distance of me
http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/26/massive-33-foot-anaconda-is-found-in-brazil-and-could-be-biggest-snake-ever-6152490/
>>67847445
Here's your third-favorite one.
>>67847469
Only on some server I seldom use. Pain in the arse.
>>67847473
>>67847476
alri
>>67847095
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>>67847489
>trump wins
>goes back on all his promises and tells his supporters to fuck off
>before he is even sworn in
>>67847489
>article 50 still hasn't been triggered
r-rule Britannia
loli is illegal in the uk and the laws are enforced
what a fucking dystopia
Consoles are about to have 4k and the worlds most powerful computer can only do 1080i lmaoooo get rekt pc fangays
cans of fanta are on sale for 35p at the local paki
banamex is a bank
>>67847540
but that's wrong
I'm very worried about Trump meeting Trudeau. Trudeau's incredible intellect, mastery of wit and rhetoric, and overwhelming personal charm will cause Trump to loose all credibility on the international stage.
>>67847577
I'm sure they both know how to play ball
>>67847540
4K*
*1080p upscaled
>>67847547
oh.. neat
>>67847574
i know i just copied and pasted it :)
drumpf does not put women on key positions like trudeau
>>67847577
ok *makes you loose all credibility on the international stage*
if i get pozzed by a black guy will i get a stronger strain of hiv?
need to know before i fill my neghole
>thailad uses wangblows
lowered my opinion of him even more
>>67847448
>>67847467
Truly allows one to ponder
>>67847540
>implying consoles aren't computers
Chek m8p
>>67847577
>Trump
>credibility on the international stage
>>67845724
It's not the melting ice. Water expand as it heats :)
Does thailad have hiv or is he neg?
>>67847577
Trudeau studied engineering and is very knowledgeable about quantum computing
literally a genius
>>67847577
truly a force to be reckoned with
>>67847577
JB for prime minister 20SoonCurrentYear
>>67847461
It can be passed but my point is anyone could appeal it to the ECOJ (Where the Netherlands wanted to put similar measures in place but the ECOJ ruled against it) but since the UK is leaving any judgement the ECOJ could bring against the UK could just be ignored with no reprecussions since theyre leaving
wish fucking 14 year olds was legal
>>67847665
hmm
>>67847665
hmm.....
>>67847665
*puts you on a list*
Uhh...for a friend
have itchy nards
>>67847663
Not until we have actually left which is at least 2 years from now
>>67847665
hmm
hmmmm
just got circumcised
>>67847665
hmmmm
>>67847598
o i am mad
>>67847616
I use both tbf
>>67847663
>they might just ignore it
if you say so
>>67847665
*pretends not to agree*
>>67847711
u poz or nah?
>>67847023
do you think going innawoods is even an actual option in britain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ9zF_4bHg0
mad flow, looks like most of /brit/ as well i suspect
or maybe Im just on ket?
Britain just seems like a lot of villages really close to eachother, and some form cities
Thoughts?
>>67847653
>>67847643
>an hour after meeting Trudeau
>"The Canadians are tremendous people, truly tremendous, and you know what? From now only muslims can immigrate to the US. And I wanna build a big road to mexico, and have the taxpayers pay for it, it's gonna be 500 feet wide folks, I build the best roads."
>>67847711
you just said you only use linux on a server you seldom use you lying twat
>>67847023
>forever
You mean a year
>>67847764
It's almost as if Trump is a smart person who listens to people
>>67847748
could easily go to finland or canada
>>67847763
that's pretty much it
and not enough space in between
thanks
>>67847764
soon
>>67847760
Your dog's tits m8
>>67847734
positively certain that you're a bender :|
>>67847774
I'm barely through my first coffee, I thought your first question was asking if I used Gentoo.
>>67847786
interdasting indeed, causing much neuron activity
We have massive 3 hour drives between towns
>>67847789
did you get jamaica and puerto rico mixed up or are you just a fucking idiot?
she wants a man from llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
>when an American replies
>>67847829
>We have massive 3 hour drives between towns
sounds mental
>>67847846
absolutely INSANE isn't it
>>67847831
why would puerto rico join Canada rather than Jamacia
>>67847829
lol poo peeland
>>67847784
i'd like to go to canada but I'm poor so for now I'm here
rekon finland would be too weird
>>67847845
You called?
>>67847846
In the US it's 2 hours
>>67847831
try again sweaty x
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_proposed_provinces_and_territories_of_Canada#Former_British_overseas_territories
>so you want a job in the civil service then do you? Well let's take a look at your internet history...
>boards.4chan.org/int/, hmm a known white supermarcist website? Care to explain that? All of these porn sites, motherless? Can you give us a reason behind that one? Why do you browse so much porn. Why don't you just get a girlfriend?
>hmm this recent one ... thailad.zz.mu, why did you visit this?
>>67847869
delete this image mate
>>67847872
it's full of niggers
>>67847891
as you wish
Business idea: day of the slice for kiwis
Why don't all the caribbean countries form a union together?
day of the rake when lads?
Day of the slice for Kiwis
Day of the rake for Leafs
Day of the cleaning for Seppos
Day of the war for Emus
>>67847869
highly suggest you drag this image into the recycle/trash bin on your desktop mate
>>67847918
>blacks doing anything productive
yeah I'm not sure why mate
>>67847918
Why would islands do something so stupid.
>>67847888
>tfw this wont matter because youve irrevocably put things tracable to you in the indexed part of the internet
>>67847936
shan't
>>67847936
While I drag her clothes off her body nyuk nyuk
>>67847935
day of the bog roll for americans
>>67847959
Seppos are Americans
new thread pls
leafs FUCK OFF
>>67847959
Day of the push for yanks
>>67847983
i know that just adding to it (mate)
>fremantle changing day of australia day celebrations to avoid offending people
absolute runts
Day of the harpoon for Wales
>>67848013
oh
c-carry on
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>67847665
Am 21 now, had fug with a 14 year old when I was 20.
>19
>Kissless, hugless virgin
>Browse /fit/ daily and decide to do PPL (Push, Pull, Leg) routine
>Turn 20
>Finally get visa for /fit/izenship
>Doing teacher assistant program because want to be English teacher
>Paired up with 9th grade class class
>Girl in my class was in 7th grade when I was a senior (our school teaches grades k-12)
>Kinda-sorta recognized her face
>Always looking over at me with her friends and giggling
>Make conscious effort to wear tight, black polo shirts to show off my arms
>Hide my legs because no legs
>One day, drive by her sitting at mall bus stop
>On whim, park in mall and act like I just came upon her by coincidence
>Offer her ride home
>Big no-no
>Would get in LOTS of trouble, but no one's around and it's a big city
>We have good time listening to music and making dumb jokes about Fallout Boy (Fallout Boy was making a comeback at the time with Immortals and stuff)
>Drop her off, but she doesn't want to leave
>Says she wants help with homework
>Tell her I'll help her in class tomorrow
>She doesn't come up for help the next day, but coming home, she's sitting at the mall bus stop again
>Pick her up
>Take her home
>Doesn't want to get out of car
>Shoo her off
>Goes on for next couple of weeks
pt 1
>>67848126
turks and caicos has 33k people and would never progress beyond territory status
there are far more blacks in toronto or montreal
Errybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but nobody wanna lift this heavy-ass weight.
>>67848602
I don't wana be a body builder