/brit/

plymouth

good edition

Trump supporters are a cult

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>>67843589

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Yoga 710 lad?

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yeah

(they) are banning 4chan

fuck white """people"""

>>67843691
Me on the left

who deathwing beta here?

>paul fired
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rlly into low-fi beats rn desu

>>67843741
Hahahah thanks for ruining it you runtcunt

>>67843691
such a good picture

this woman looks cold blooded

need a /brit/ bf

>>67843672

this desu, always like Liverpool. Shame the British are too inward looking to accept it because of its Irishness.

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>>67843691
the gf on the right
me in the next room with my ear to the door

benteke hmmmm yeah

Lads by honest what would your parents say if you starting dating a non-white girl? I think my mum wouldn't mind but my dad and nan would be incredibly pissed off. But I wouldn't do it anyway. Obviously if you're not white don't reply to this post because I don't care

>>67843736
someone posted a rare darksouls kev ages ago and I never saved it
regret it

just bunned a zoot and listening to this haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

>>67843791
can you describe it lad

it's amazing how insecure you all are to black males

So why's Ireland the best country in the world?

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>>67843784
mind if i save this? (im going to anyways ha ha xD)

>>67843826
i am a black male

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>>67843791

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>>67843784

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>100 million canadians

>>67843811
see
>>67843847
thanks

>>67843836
because its not Canada

>>67843847
Irish weather

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>>67843847

xxxxx784

anyone see this post?
nah me neither system must've skipped it or sth

>>67843836
it isn't even to 10, even iran is better than ireland

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>>67843847
amazing

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t-then what lads

>>67843894
>pahlavi wanker detected

business idea: fewer Chinese, Indians, Arabs, Africans and Latinos
more Europeans and Japanese

sophia knight is a dirty scottish tart

What's her name lads?

>>67843836

because it's like England without the 'trying to live off old glory' part

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Late night slag posting?

>>67843940
don't know, seen her around the campus and that's it

>>67843960
looks like it's the middle of the day you blind mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsxBC3pv2VQ

does kev know he's being stalked by a bunch of internet virgins?

>>67843691
her knees are dirty from sucking tyrones cock

>>67843940
Katelyn

>>67843916

>baliff knocks on door
>tell them to no one by that name lives here

problem solved

>>67844005
on pills now for it

>>67843960
>the state of those roads and buildings

can tell this isn't london

>>67844005
some attentionfags have linked him to /brit/ multiple times

>>67844012
t-they won't barge in and take my stuff will they

Why is lisicki associated with kev?

>>67843960

he wants a lass from Brum

waiting for the Spanish guy in the bunk above me to go sleep and I am DEFO making a move on the venuzuelan girl

>>67844025
exceptional album, good lad

>>67844044
mastercunt IS kev, he's just in denial

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelhier, Button Lee, Juan O'Veus, Virs Juan, Tatakh, Getsda Stae, Onmai Aircraft, Wu Pait, Yuu Tugrab, Dr. Pavel, Heed Iddent, Flai Sogud, Hu Wan, Stu Trainex, Telmi Abautbane, Waidus Hee, Werda Mask, Lotta Lo'Yadee, Farra Hyredgun.

Spent all last night running through a conversation in my head with this qt, planning every single branch that it could go down, figuring out every single response she could possibly have to every single thing I could possibly say. I had this thing fucking covered. There was no words she could say that I hadn't prepared for. Yet after all that, when she asked me exactly what I'd predicted she'd ask, all I managed was "haha dunno".

Fucking loathe myself.

>>67844044
irish weather

>>67843857
ah yes, le post-ironiqué gimmiqué

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-PSjutg7LI

>Feeling light headed and dizzy after coughing
This can't be normal, right?

>>67843691
Thicc

Racist Bulgarians oppressing women and children

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sYcyFMvRdqw

>>67843880
>>67843906
>>67843847
>>67843784
>>67844023
Are these new memes?

>>67843940
amanda

shes a nice girl. might talk to her some time soon. wish she had a better name.

Remember when you were really young and 10pm seemed really late and 2/3/4 am seemed really weird?

And then you internalised the concept of a daily cycle and grew comfortable with the idea of still being up at that time?

And then you discovered the internet and it became the norm to stay up until then? ;_;

>>67843940
Donald Trump

>>67844041

doubt it, I'd have a chain on my door in case though

>>67844050
Good luck.

>>67844068
>as no words she could say that I hadn't prepared for. Yet after all that, when she asked me exactly what I'd predicted she'd ask, all I managed was "haha dunno".

'tism

calle foxersley

>>67844099
made that lisicki yonks ago

>>67844097

me at the back

tesco turkey and ham dinners are top notch lads

>>67844107
yeah

>that one autistic lad whose obsessed with memes, walks around humming the USSR anthem and randomly nazi saluting

>>67844068

well I hope you learned a lesson from it all

>>67844113
calle birchwood

>>67844107
when i was 7 years old and my mum worked night shifts it was my sister's responsibility to tell me when to go to bed so i'd stay up till like midnight watching h.r. pufnstuf

don't calle anybody

>>67844135

you? :o

>>67844110
Just got to hope she doesn't go to sleep before him
Also hard to tell when he actually goes to sleep, hopefully he's a snorer

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Pick one

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Where can I buy pic related for Vauxhall Insignia for a sane price?
Cheapest I got is £42 on eBay which is a fucking ripoff for a stupid logo.

>>67844136
I learned nothing.

>>67844161
me and the gf
me on the left

>>67844161

no thank you =)

>>67844161
I'd unironically suck him off

>>67844161

uni, bottom right

Smoking a joint even though im going to bed in 20 minutes
I'm a madman

>open iPlayer
>7 in 10 shows are about black people

ah yes the TV licensing fee

>>67844187
Refusal is not an option

>>67844196
I always have awful dreams when I'm high
same with when I take hayfever pills

>>67844196

hah i remember when i was addicted to the 'erb

>>67844173

you will have to repeat the lesson until you do

>>67844158
Why do you care about González being awake? Does he look like a cock blocker?

>>67844164
could try a scrap yard but it'd be a fuck about. plus if it's quite a new car they won't have it. ebay's usually cheapest

I like drinking in bed

There's advertisements of the right wing Austrian presidential candidate all over this city including a video one where he walks towards the camera
NEED to get a picture of this before I leave tomorrow

pot noodle and a wank

ah yes the normie on interrail

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>>67844204
the unbiased bbc

>____, many of your friends live in the United States, which is celebrating Thanksgiving...
>Show you're thinking of ______ ______ and 31 others with a post.
shan't be doing this

just told my mum i love her

Business idea: revolt against the tories for ruining the country

wait no that won't work the fuckheads in this country are far too complacent

oh well

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hohohoo lads meant to click "open" but clicked "set as background" by accident and this is nasty

anyway what do you think of this image

>>67844264
>pot noodle

ah yes MSG

http://biasedbbc.org/

>>67844236
Why haven't I ever done this!

>>67844287
DELETE this

>>67843357
she blushed and started smiling and trying to hide it. we were on good terms but i wouldn't say we were friends. she was smiling all class when i'd look over at her

>>67844233
not really but I'd feel a lot more comfortable making the move if it's just me and her, I'm definitely going to sound autistic making the approach although I don't think it will matter

Any tips on how I should approach her? We're both in opposite bottom bunks on our phones atm

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>>67844164
Ebay's best for oddly specific car related things on the cheap. Bought some drive shaft flange gaskets and torque bolts recently lmao

>>67844282
Better business idea: never vote Tory or Labour ever again

In faith I do not love thee with mine eyes,
For they in thee a thousand errors note;
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise,
Who, in despite of view, is pleased to dote.
Nor are mine ears with thy tongue's tune delighted;
Nor tender feeling, to base touches prone,
Nor taste, nor smell, desire to be invited
To any sensual feast with thee alone:
But my five wits nor my five senses can
Dissuade one foolish heart from serving thee,
Who leaves unswayed the likeness of a man,
Thy proud heart's slave and vassal wretch to be:
Only my plague thus far I count my gain,
That she that makes me sin awards me pain.

What type of Deanos did you have at your school lads?

i moved to britain just so i could post with you guys

how do you hit on girls
can't imagine it, I'd probably sound like such a sifty cunt

>>67844328
football academy ones

Wow. I just had an insight. We know that an hour is divided into 60 minutes and a minute is divided into 60 seconds, so why are seconds not divided into 60 something else? Also, how long is a second? How did they know how long a second was before they invited the first accurate clock?

>walk into central London
>6'7 superior elite bankers with their 6'7 superior banking mates heading to a £20 a pint pub
>stream of expensive cars constantly driving past you

ah yes jealousy

Anybody got any good lewd caras?

>>67844335
going to do the same

wish i was english

why are slavic countries so shitty?

is it all communism's fault or are slavs just genetically inferior?

>>67844353
the state of their noses

would prefer a gf who was as smart or smarter than me 2bh

>>67844328

ockers who played rugby league and fucked around in class

>>67844350
>How did they know how long a second was before they invited the first accurate clock?

by saying 'one Mississippi'

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Traditional magic requires sacrifice.

What is 4chan famous for? Trolling. They inflict suffering on morons, and that’s what gave them the power to will all this into the universe.

Since the election, liberals have been suffering, their tears wetting the world over. It’s an unprecedented amount of tears sacrificed to KEK.
And? Canada and Mexico want to renegotiate NAFTA. Russia, Syria and Israel seem to be falling back in line. Dow is on all time high. Trump is changing the world without doing a fucking thing.
It’s ridiculous. It’s undeniable.

It's ironic the website is called PlentyofFish when a lot of the users look like they belong in the sea, in the really deep parts lacking sunlight.

>>67844350
Time doesn't really exist m8, it has been given arbitrary values by a load of slightly intelligent monkeys

>>67844342
just be urself

>>67844373
they're all qt noses imo

>>67844370
just communism really

You've been smoochin with everybody

>>67844394
Stop bullying strangers on the internet!

>>67844044
/eire/ had lots of tripfags. One day, an Irish shitposter found the pic of Kev from boards.ie and said it was a pic of one of the tripfags called Roorah, and claimed he got doxxed

the Irish shitposter did this a few times, then a few weeks later he shows up on /brit/, posts the Kev picture and saves the filename as "Lisicki's Lover". claims he got it through lisicki's Skype account. /brit/ fucking loses it, goes into hysterics at the suggestion that the "handsome, 190cm pale and thin Welshman" actually looked like this, a pink chubby sweaty fella in a badly fitting suit

The idea of the gimmick was so hilarious that /brit/ edited and played with the image for well over a year, not always but often at lisicki's expense when he was being an arrogant narcissistic twat. It was a golden age of gimmickry

up until Thainonce and Dormers had to do autistic digging and find kev's true identity. So while the kev gimmick was born and is nice, it's nowhere near as powerful as the gimmick from the past where most of /brit/ thought lisicki was kev

need a gf with a bit of a quirky sense of humor

>>67844350
a second is a 1/3600th of the time it takes for the earth to complete a full rotation

i doubt they would have known before clocks tbqh

>>67844370
Communism degraded them by a lot, especially in Russia where two wars and communism finished off practically anyone intelligent

Also loads of brain drain to wealthier countries

And they aren't actually that shitty, Poland is practically 1st world nowadays (no memeing) because 10 years of EU funds has reversed communist damage, same with countries like Czech, Slovenia, etc. Decent, nice countries to live in

They get shitter as you head into Moldova, Romania, Belarus etc but I don't even know if all of them are slavic

>>67844342
It's genuinely completely natural to me but flirting is so inherently cringe-inducing.

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I would just like to take this moment to take a break from this topic and tell everybody about how I wish that this anime girl was real and that even seeing this picture makes me want to vomit upon seeing 3D women.

Her pink hair tied up with a pink bow, with her pink pencil, pink fingernails, pink phone and necklace with pink jewel complement each other in such a cute way. She looks at you so gently, with an approving and kind smile.

I want to handcuff her to my wall and pet her head while she blushes. I want to put her in a kennel and then poke her with a stick until she calls me "BAKA ANON". I want to hire her as my secretary and increase the difficulty of her tasks until she starts crying. I want her to order food from a restaurant that I work at so that I can slightly burn her food, and watch her weary face as she looks at it because she's not going to eat it because she's too shy to have it taken back.

Imagining her scratching the itches gently off of my scrotum with her fingernails while giggling in a breathy and cute way as I make exaggerated noises of relief for comedic effect makes my erection so large that it hurts the skin on my penis.

Tonight I will hug my pillow and pretend it is her body as she wraps her arms tightly around me and presses my head into hers, rubbing our cheeks together, as she then whispers into my ear, "I Love You Anon"; and at this moment the illusion will be broken and I will realize she doesn't exist and she doesn't love me, and I will realize the cosmic terror of the universe itself. About how we each only get one life and it is mind-bendingly awful, and that it is a philosophical possibility for the afterlife to be a prolonged torture. Anime girls serve to amplify one horrific fact: your life was a big, fat mistake.

>>67844416
Okay now explain the Jersey fella

>>67844416
didn't read

>>67844434
absorbed all of this

>The amount of sea ice in Antarctica has stayed broadly the same over the past 100 years, scientists have found - contrasting sharply with declining levels in the Arctic.


hmm who do I believe

>>67844350

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesium_standard

>>67844416
>>67844434
you see all these words?
yeah
won't be reading any of them

>>67844380
the next thing we should meme really hard for is GF 2017

if we meme hard enough maybe we can all get gfs next year..... its one of the only things we could meme hard enough, it'd be on the upper echelon of memes like the plane crash in germany or the trump campaign

currently watching an ugly young man in an unfashionable suit eat a burger

>>67844434
if i ever met you in real life i'd smash your teeth down your fucking throat

there are only two kinds of posts

dubs...

and the others.

>meet qt
>shes got brown hair, doesn't wear make up and is petite
>shes shy and cute
>shes never had a boyfriend
>she only has a couple of friends
>she sits at home all day watching anime and playing starcraft and rping on WoW all day
>shes perfect
>shes a LESBIAN
I still can't believe this happened to me desu
Grim

>>67844455
antarctica has less sea ice since it's mostly land
the arctic is mostly not land so there's more ice to melt

>>67844477
w o w

>>67844204
targeted marketing mate
stop wanking to black cock and you'll see less of it

>>67844473
good lad

Imagine getting a girl like Emma Stone.

Takamori and his imperial allies succeeded in extinguishing the last ambers of Tokugawa support in the 17th of May, 1869.

A new government was formed with the Emperor Meiji as its head.

The Meiji government made sweeping reforms. The samurai lost their privileges in society, and the power and domains of the daimyo were abolished. Japan abandoned its policy of international isolation and rapidly became a modern nation.

However, many traditionalists were resentful.

And they had a powerful figurehead to rally arround.
8 years after the Meiji restauration, the great samurai, Saigo Takamori, rebelled.

Initially successful, the rebels were hopelessly outnumbered and were soon pushed back to Satsuma.

On the hillside, with his few remaining men, Takamori made his final stand, surrounded by thousands of government troops. He died a warrior's death.

Saigo Takamori would be remembered as the last of the samurai.

>Imagine getting a girl
cannot

need a /brit/ bf NOW

>>67844455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqbXQMhwPM8 this guy has an interesting opinion on climate change... saw him on he dudeweedlmao podcast

wish i were rich

>>67844301
most likely found it really weird and didnt know how to respond and told all her mates that day and they all laughed and characterised you as a thirsty saddo amongst their circle for the rest of school

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absolutely fucking hammering this essay, arguments and analysis are on fucking point

might make it in time after all

>>67844525
6/10

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genuinely wonder how many times emma watson has rubbed on her fanny until she came

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>absolutely fucking hammering this essay, arguments and analysis are on fucking point

>>67844567
t. A guy

>>67844564
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies.

We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.

Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.

You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once.

It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

post some good desktop backgrounds in 1920x1080

due for a nue

Kek
Just realised Catholics have, for the past few ~1500 years, been forcing the smartest and brightest within their denomination to not have kids.

Until the past hundred years or so, if you lived in a Catholic family in a Catholic area, if you were the smartest in your church or school you'd be expected to join the seminary to become a priest. Obviously priests can't marry and can't have kids.

went to brush my teeth and the venuzuelan girl has gone off her phone and is now potentially asleep

god hates me

>>67844558
sell your body..... ;)

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>absolutely fucking hammering this essay, arguments and analysis are on fucking point

>>67844575
would you let her piss in your mouth

>>67844578
*a homosexual guy

>>67844585
me on the right

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>>67844591
bit bigger but whatever

>>67844595
>believing in god
>intelligent

>>67844595
fuck religion dude

>>67844598
synapses firing

>>67844595
t. Gay clergy

>>67844613
Obviously yes, but it also makes me wonder if she is a roastie, hard to tell which hot girls have big meaty flaps

Wow. I just had the craziest thought.
What if we have sexual feelings for our mothers through our entire lives but we repress them and that's why we chase after women to mate with them?

>>67844601

im a male

>>67844595
>priests
>not having whatever kids they want

>when you find a source from the past 5 years with a reputable publishing and exactly the information you need for one sentence on page 6 of your research paper

nothings stiffens the 'rection like this lads

>>67844575
wonder what her quickest wank was. under a minute?

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>>67844587
agreed

>>67844624
If you grew up in 1300 you'd probably believe in Christianity regardless of your intelligence
>>67844625
It's obviously a zionist conspiracy.

>>67844595
Priests had plenty of bastards.

Also, catholicism also enforces outbreeding and the killing of dumb low brow violent individuals

>>67844725
t. alberto barbosa

>>67844680
Depended on the area and the time desu. In a lot of rural Spain and Italy (probably the most Catholic areas of the world at any given time) priests would be expected to have mistresses and bastards, but that was only from the enlightenment onwards desu.

>>67844712
>If you grew up in 1300
you'd probably be a barely literate peasant and not really give a shit about theology

late night tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmLhWy5P6jU

>After Losing 100lbs Rebel Wilson Is...

Still fat?
Poorer?

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>global warming
>cools the planet

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anime nonce thread

this looks gnarly bros

https://youtu.be/lGWdasfPi2I?t=1m43s

going to do this before bed tonight

>>67844768
delete this image mate

>>67844595
>if you were the smartest in your church or school you'd be expected to join the seminary to become a priest.
not really
you would go to a church school but you didn't need to become a full priest, often they would be lay-brothers then leave afterwards.

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wanking over this chubby bird at work who's about a 3/10 at best but she really seems to like me and i might actually be able to fuck her and that turns me on no end

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>arrive home after a long day
>see this
What do?

>>67844797
*abstains*

>>67844755
everyone went to church on sunday
just about every holiday peasants had was celebrated with a feast for saint whoever

>he doesn't recycle

imagine being a literal chav

>>67844804
untie her and give her the hamburger

When was the first time you saw titties in real life?
And I don't mean seeing them at a distance at a beach, and I don't mean accidentally seeing ya mum's, I mean when you saw titties up close on purpose

>>67844755
how is that different from people today?

>>67844829
never

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>>67844824
>the hamburger

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>>67844804
>BDSM

>>67844829
Today when I watched porn

>>67844803
also one of the hardest things about being NEET for years and then getting a job is staring at all the grills and having a rock solid hard on all day and not being able to do anyting about it

Rose McGowan has a very wet pussy

balding pretty badly lads

might actually do a cheeky suicide today

>>67844824
that's a jelly donut (jam doughnut)

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>>67844804
Alone at home? Makeup party~~

>>67844829
sucking on my gfs titties in high school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nCqeWnhi0

>>67844759

blacklisted by da joos

>tfw can't trust the Tories to work in the interest of the British people and can't trust them to make Britain prosper, they just keep backstabbing us and showing how Orwellian they really are
>UKIP are in fucking shambles and are falling apart on their death throes
>Nige has now ascended to becoming a living meme deity
>The Alt Right are cringe
>National Action is full of dafties and mongs
>all the other fringe right parties are literally whos

>tfw there is no right-leaning political movement I can identify with any more

I have entered the political wilderness. I join Peter Hitchens in his wait for a true British conservative party.

>>67844755
Most of the priesthood were drawn from the peasantry.

Before the idea of mandatory secular mass education kids were still taught theology in churches on a Sunday. Catechisms and shit. The traits that lead to someone being smart in formal education now were the same in that (memory and rational thinking processes). If you were good at it you'd generally be recruited into the priesthood.

>>67844829
16, was doing molly at my friends house and this girl let me suck her nipples

This IS NOT an arrow (>)

THIS is an arrow (--->)

>>67844829
Never. The closest is when I walked into my roommate's room without knocking and saw his gf topless but that was less than a second.

i wish i was japanese. i love japan. they have such amazing people, culture, history, etc.

hey you turkey lurkey slut. it’s HOEvember. you know what that means time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main bitch Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum2⃣ America in search of new dicks to suck. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim bitches or you won’t get any gravy this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut. happy cock gobbling thursday and get ready for big ◼BLACK◼ dick FRIDAY

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/brit/ pls help
I'm learning about capacitors and one thing is confusing me. In pic related, according to the book, Vout is Vf+Vc where C is the capacitor. Why is this the case? When C is charging, why does that voltage get added to the output voltage?

i'm a straight but i find some men attractive

>>67844875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13YiVVQqakm

>>67844798
From the industrial revolution onwards maybe. Until the end of feudalism joining the clergy properly was pretty much the only way to escape the peasantry unless you were lucky enough to get an apprenticeship.

i am attractive but i find some men straight

>>67844880
That's why they're known as "meme arrows" instead of regular arrows.

>>67844913
i used to cuddle with my gay friend and rub boners and would do it again but i consider myself 100% str8

what anime do irish people watch

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black friday tomorrow lads

prepare for shenanigans

>>67844909
prefer not to say

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>I have entered the political wilderness. I join Peter Hitchens in his wait for a true British conservative party.

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>mfw an anime nonce get BTFO

>tfw desperately want to shave my beard but its become part of my image since i've had it for 3 years and it will draw attention to me if I shave it off

I fucking hate this thing I want to get rid of it so badly but I have to settle for just trimming and shaving the sides

>>67844945
i know that there's at least one elctronics engineering student who posts here

>>67844935
sounds arousing haha not in a gay way though

got a dilemma as to which bird I should chirpse, there are currently 3 candidates
a girl who I once had a decent chat with and has recently broken up with her bf and has fallen into sluttiness
a girl who I matched with on tinder before deleting it
an old friend who always flirted with me

wtf is wrong with Brits?
what is with politicians in general, its like all they ever do is try to box us in more and more
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/technology/your-entire-internet-history-to-be-viewable-by-psni-taxman-dwp-and-food-standards-agency-and-other-government-bodies-within-weeks-35242522.html

>>67844829

probably the beach on holiday last summer, I walked for over a mile along the shore scouting for a pair of tits that weren't fucking dreadful.

>>67844987
this game doesn't seem very christian

filtered the word tinder and the thread is 1000% better

can't seem to fathom that the majority of people live happy and normal lives

imagine sex being a normal part of life wew

>>67844935
used to put porn on the big TV and wank with the lads but we never touched each other so it wasn't gay

independent kernow when? tinder

>>67845021
by-product of being good looking

once you're above 7/10 then life is just fun and enjoyable

>>67844924
and this created a multinational intellectual elite which laid the seeds for Europe's flowering latter.

I don't see the issue, its hardly as if intelligent people died out in Europe and books never die.

>>67845021
Imagine rooting a sheila so much that you get bored of rooting her

What do you listen to lads

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>why yes i am from new zealand

>>67844972
Just do it lad. I recently cut all my hair off and people stopped mentioning it after the first couple of times they saw me. If you don't make a deal of it, they'll struggle to make a deal without looking autistic.

>>67845055
music

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>>67844941
all sorts

>>67845055
Asian music

>>67845055
this low ringing in my ears

>>67845047
if a girl is bad at sex you'll get bored instantly

>>67845055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6KfjE5OM40

>>67845021
Imagine not thinking about killing yourself at least once a day

Imagine actually WANTING to wake up tomorrow

Literally doesn't make sense

imagine knowing that people unironically like you and will go out of their way to talk to you

saw my mates facebook messenger and he talks to like 10 different people a day, not including group chats

>>67845055
definitely not music hahaha
You won't find anything on me Theresa!

>>67845081
unfathomable

http://www.strawpoll.me/11726980

>>67845055
nature sounds slowed down 500% played on a speaker system from the 50s that I found in a skip

>>67845081
inconceivable

trying to have a wank but got whiskey dick

Did the detectives ever find out who/what Rorke was?

>>67845088
really praying for a midnight earthquake to kill me and leave my family untouched
at least that's a dignified death

i rules at chess

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>>67845081
Robots can't get bored

>>67845124
there was no rorke

he was inside us all along

succ

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>literally every chess player ever

wish i had a dad to teach me chess as a boy

>>67845139
admire your persistence desu

NEED to get into football but its so fucking boring

>>67845163
always play as white and intentionally lose

it's a real turn on

>>67845055
prog rock
post-rock
slowcore
folk
classical

>tfw only serious answer
feel like a right square haha

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>>67845163
nope

>>67845193
hmm

>>67845163
it's been around 1500 years, fk off

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>>67845055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae5ckJTB5o8

>>67845202
I wasn't kidding

>>67843623
Moved from Liverpool to go to uni. Didn't realise how great it was till I left. Annoyed I didn't make the most of it whilst I was there

nukes

>>67845193
state of you

>>67845163
opening moves in chess are never easy

should i move a pawn two spaces or one? should i be a little bit adventurous and go for the knight straight out?

>>67845232
I am as God made me watch him sleeping with my wife

>>67845163
what he's saying *is* kindaaaa true though xD

reminder if you have ANY interests or hobbies besides griping about how you wish you were popular and handsome, stalking girls on facebook, or obsessing over what people think of you then you need to GET OUT IMMEDIATELY

fukin dweebs

>>67845055
i listen to anime music exclusively

>>67845250
people just memorise them though

>>67844909
voltage is a potential difference and the capacitor is just "storing" that potential in the top line as it charges

Don't ignore me you rancid swine

too bad
so sad

tfw 5' 2"
tfw mum says im not short at all
what did she mean by this

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>>67845250
>make first move
>instantly lose

>>67845190
football only matters when you support a team

>>67845310
the only winning move is not to play

>>67845281
>besides griping about how you wish you were popular and handsome, stalking girls on facebook, or obsessing over what people think of you
hate seeing these normie self absorbed wankers on 4chan

>>67844561
i didn't have any social standing in highschool, so it wouldn't've mattered anyways, but i doubt it from her reaction

I feel like everything that's supposed to go right has gone wrong

ch00n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pBgMBBsv4k

im literally a special snowflake type and i support a lot of socialist/marxist/alt-left ideas
what are you going to do about it?

>>67845305
1 5 5
5
5

>>67845344
?

Been working as a gchq informant for the past year, passing evidence on you. I'm so sorry lads

Why Southerners such fucking fannies?

>>67845313
yeah mate I have a team but don't know what from there on

>>67845310
is he ok

Anyone coming to the Edinburgh meetup next month?

Just me and Ulster thus far haha.