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the sweaty man edish
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*walks towards you*
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have NO idea why it's so important for you lot to have their own property
I'm completely fine with renting all my life tbH
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having a glass of whiskey at half past 7 in the morning
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poo
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listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYlkYkHkZxs while doing a chon
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>>67835946
*steals 5000 quid from you*
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Post Karen please
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tfw parents moved to london when they were young and are currently in a house worth close to a million that they paid like £350k for

lucky cunts, i make nearly as much as my dad as he didn't go to uni and can barely survive renting a place there
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>>67835946
So you didn't vote for me...
Oh, you don't live in France?
I don't care...YOU WILL PAY...!
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>>67835953
Because renting seems like a waste of money when you could pay the same and own a house as well.
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Dont mind me lads, just making sure you're not posting anything illegal
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My mum bought a second house in the South West with her fiance and now rents out her old one. Barely see her now and she doesn't help me financially wahey haha
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can't wait to get a job so i can afford to be an alcoholic
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>>67836046
IS THIS ILLEGAL
>posts slag
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this is what i wear to work
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>>67835953
you might think you'll be fine with it now, but thatll change when you grow up
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>>67836046
>Ambiwlans
Ah yes, the Welsh """"""""""""""language""""""""""""""
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nothing better then that first cold redbull on a frosty morning smelling like nice aftershave
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>>67836046
MWAHAHAHAHA
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Watching liberals on youtube crying and saying democracy doesn't work and needs to be replaced because Trump won lmao
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>>67835995
Think about that inheritance though, unless they sell it and blow it all on their retirement
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>>67836016
my dad obtained the family house in the countryside and my mum has a flat in Paris she rents to ppl yet they rent their flat tbH don't know what's wrong with that
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>>67836135
NO WAY
USODARO
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What does it actually feel like to have a willy up your botty?
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Is that text in the OP about the *walkings towards you* guy?
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>>67836138
With a pure direct democracy Hillary would have won. Liberal """"logic"""" at its finest.
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>>67836116
>energy drinks
you know they're bad for you right

*sips coffee*
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>>67836173
aspie
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why does the british government mistrust its people so much?

is this just a cover so the government can spy on pakis?
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kronole?
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@224
will not be responding to this
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>>67836218
>>67836218
>>67836218
/dark/
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>>67836154
>tfw they plan on moving to spain or somewhere sunny
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>>67836199
nice
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>>67836213
They give the Welsh Ambulance Services National Health Service Trust a job to do, in such an absolutely dire place as Wales.
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>>67836084
REVENGE PORN?
>>67836104
RACISM?
>>67836135
DEADLY WEAPON?

You lads are lucky your not in Britain
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Check out my sweet trick, lads
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literally me in this vid :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HPa0a8KcZc
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>>67836275
>your
The Welsh language has as rich a lexicon as Scots.
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>>67835798
>>67835874
>>67835901
My parents divorced in like 2000 and the house (which my dad built with his friends) ended up selling but after legal fees they only got like £45k each.
My mum used this money to rent until about 2004 or so when we moved to council housing and my dad wasted all his money on stupid stuff like a 6 month holiday to Ibiza and a new car. My mum worked whilst we were in council housing but she would have got only like £200 less per month if she was on benefits rather than working full time

My family is such a huge group of runts, I was the first person in my extended family to go to college let alone university, my mum failed an aromatherapy course at college and got 3 GCSEs whereas this year i'll be finishing my STEM degree
My granddad died in 2014 and was in £60k in debt when he died which wasn't written off and is now managed by my dad, who runs a struggling business. My mum works as a waitress after previously she working at the checkouts in morrisons for 20 years, she actually took a pay cut moving to her current job but chose it because she likes the old people who visit her

Both my mum and my dad have recently started mortgages with their partners and so if their partners die they won't be able to pay for the mortgage and if they die i won't inherit anything

being born into runt class absolutely sucks, hate this fucking planet, some people get stuff so easy and always get told "be thankful for what you've got" when i grew up in a house which had no carpets and wallpaper on benefits for a lot of my childhood
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>>67836230
because they're fucking retards
also the british are fucking retards for voting them in and voting leave

country full of retards
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>>67834812
club penguin
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>>67836367
won't be reading
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Business idea: sue my mum being a shit parent and divorcing my dad (who's a great parent) and not letting me see my dad
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>>67836372
you lot should have a written constitution to limit this
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>>67836230
yeah probably
doubt they actually care or have the manpower to give a fuck about the regular runts like us shitposting and what normies like on facebook desu
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>>67836417
what if you just think your dad's a great parent because he never really parented
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stirring up the haggis
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Just had a very big meal lads
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>>67836417
look forward to seeing how this plays out on jeremy kyle
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>>67836479
for the first ~8 or so years of my life he did all of the parenting
and he put the effort in and actually did things whilst my mum sat on her arse being a useless entitled whiney cunt
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just got invited to a whatsapp group with like 100 people and some random dealers trying to advertise themselves

fucking retards i swear
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i'm right wing but i'm an atheist, a vegetarian, and support gay marriage
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New coworker name is Marc, he's from south london
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lads (no bully) am i attractive?
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any /upperworkingclass/ man in
dad paid off the mortgage years ago but I'm still inbred scum
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>>67836589
dont care
>>67836636
deano
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>>67836620

forgot pic
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>>67836589
ok
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>>67836589
Other than vegetarianism same
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What do I say to Marc
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>The Remain campaign raised £7.5 million
>Jeb Bush's campaign raised over $156 million
>Marco Rubio's campaign raised over $162 million
>Ted Cruz's campaign raised over $144 million
>Hillary Clinton's campaign raised over $1.3 BILLION and spent $897.7 million

honestly feel a bit sick how much money was wasted on failed campaigns
imagine if they used that money for something more productive

damn.

where did all that money even come from anyway?
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pullin up to my newbuild innah new nissan qashqai
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>>67836676
oh hi marc
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Can you buy like 1 bed flats or whatever? How does it work because surely someone owns the building still
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>>67836721
He kinda looks like Rooney too, but a bit more inbred
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>>67836741
you own the flat not the building
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>>67836741
you own that part of the building
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They're already playing Christmas music in storees :/
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nothing like a glass of whiskey in the morning to soften the blow of this soul-crushing shitshow i call a life
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>>67836741
Same as terraced houses you dunce
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>>67836683
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>>67836774
But then surely there's a landlord which owns the building, which includes the flat
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>>67836741
leasehold?
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>>67836824
its a good question

my dad owns flat in a block of them

i'm gunna ask him
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>>67836795
>coworkers constantly asking if i'm coming to the workplace christmas party

I don't even talk to those idiots except 'hi' and 'bye', I'm starting to think they're taking the piss out of me
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>>67836564
do you really remember way back when you were 8? it seems equally likely you've idealized him over time, and remember only the good times
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>>67836367
sounds tough lad. get a top job and pull yourself out of the shit.
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hope i wont get tipsy while spending christmas with my family like last year haha
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hey you FUCKS

do you remember the MUNICH AGREEMENT

never trust a brit
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>>67836867
yes I do remember things quite well

funnily enough once my mum was looking after me full time I started getting fat
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>>67836741
units are individually owned and common things are collectively owned
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>>67836589
In other words you're an alt right numale (like all alt righters)
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>HS2 will run by my house

JUST
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>>67836683
corporate sponsors
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9/11 happened when i was 6 years old and it was the first time i'd ever heard of muslims so there was a good 10 year bracket where i thought muslims and terrorists were the same thing
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looking forward to getting very drunk on my own again tomorrow night
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>>67836683
God the difference in that spending is pathetic. We are literal flys sucking up poo juice compared to based yanks.
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https://soundcloud.com/horizonsmusic/hzn095-hydro-war-virtuality
>god is real
what did they mean by this?
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>>67836840
Ah yes this is it
That explains it

>>67836851
>its a good question
thanks :c
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>>67836997
doing that tonight
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>>67837022
he's been to the astral planes and back
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>>67836955
Sorry we let Germany and the soviet union fuck you over. Shouldn't had let it happen mate
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skinhead knob's going on the apprentice lads, no question. he just shouted down sugar, the angry dwarf won't let that slide.
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>>67836683
>meanwhile Trump
Under budget and ahead of schedule.
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>>67836905
and how do you get a job if your parents have no connections
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good night
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>>67837104
get a good degree from a rustlers group and apply to them
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>/brit/ is filled with the English
>brit/pol/ is filled with the Welsh
>/britfeel/ is filled with the Scottish

doing a really hard think here lads
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>>67837133
ciao hugs and kisses xxoxxox
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>Alan Sugar is Jewish
Why have I only just found this out?
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>>67837104
be qualified and good at interviews. not hard if you've got a brain.
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>tfw no comfy Thanksgiving gf
at l-least i still have my /brit/ lads, r-right
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I've never gotten a (you) before, can someone please give me a (you)? pretty please :') just one (you), it's not so much to ask :')

please respond
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>>67837174
>/britfeel/ is filled with the Scottish

of course
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Just got back from Muay Thai

Could barely strike properly because I was lifting the day before and hit up my arms quite hard, biceps felt powerless after a while of striking and holding pads

Coach told me I need to keep my guard up more and protect my chin especially when striking and kicking

My thigh got absolutely erased by the little scumbag I was sparring with who hit me directly on the same spot in low kicks with cardboard thin pads and then kicked me in the same spot in sparring, should of seen it coming

How was your day?
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Hey guys whats goin on.
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got that dull pain in my soul
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>>67837178
in french, we say "tg pd"
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>>67837174
Norn Iron here.
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>>67837221
here you go :3
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@ 221
the state of (you)
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>>67837256
thank you :')
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>>67837234
I guarantee half of that is London and Scotland.
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>>67837234
is it bad that I am unironically proud of this

we are a nation of normies
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sick of winter desu

willy has shrunk 3 inches since start of november
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>>67837250
>we
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>>67837019
its hardly something to be proud of

$144,000,000 that could have been spent on research or new infrastructure was instead spent on the advancement of Ted Cruz
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just had an absolute ripper of a wank
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Dog was sitting on my lap and just stepped directly onto my bollocks
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>>67837221
Got that tape for Christmas when it came out. Not gonna lie, I cried when this scene came up.
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>>67837279
aw you're welcome :)
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might just buy a cheap used iphone 5s from cex for my next phone desu

don't want to spend hundreds of pounds on one, it seems silly
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Business idea: emigrate to Canada
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>>67837234
4.2%
60/100000

is this supposed to seem like a big figure?
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>>67837331
Same lad just shredded my bollocks rhere
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>>67837197
>just b yourself :-)
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absolutely pinging off my tits lads
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>>67837322
can't fucking stand winter. most of /brit/ pissed and moaned about the heat all summer, don't know what's wrong with them. must be fat.
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Did a remarkable poo lads.

Think I might be some kind of prodigy.
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>>67837423
poodigy
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>>67837410
it's easy to warm yourself
it's hard to cool yourself
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>>67837324
>DIEV ET MON DROIT
I'm sorry History went the way it did, mon fils.
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>>67837327
Cruz looks like he's just finished a wank two minutes ago and can't be arsed doing all the shit he does.
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>>67836683
it doesn't go down a sink you dolt
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Be thankful (haha) that you don't have Thanksgiving lads, it's like Revenge of the Normies over here right now
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Lads.
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>>67837394
if yourself is qualified and good at interviews then yes. if not then no you stupid little spastic.
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>>67837327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BtuqUX934U
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>eat a ton of food for thanksgiving
>now i need a nap
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willy bum poo
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>>67837446
>it's easy to warm yourself
FOB
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>>67836955
Wrote an essay in high school about this called the "Munich Betrayal"

I'm sorry we sacrificed you

>tfw the Czechs never got to have a 10/1 k/d ratio before being overrun in the sudetes
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>>67837486
Was it good food?
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>>67837446
t. fat
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>>67837466
>just
>be
>yourself

ahh yes another great piece of normie wisdom
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doing a bumhole fart
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>>67837486
>eat a ton of food
Flag checks out.
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>>67837501
>we
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>>67837559
shove a cork in it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEhC0oM1aAo
comments section is redpilled af
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I think about you constantly
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>>67837579
I'm a British citizen and Canada was part of the allies you dumb paki
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>>67837542
t. pathetic bitter pikey
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>>67837104
Try, try and try again.
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huh
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NEED a doctor gf
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>>67837256
>>67837279
>>67837380
What a nice exchange :)
Putting this on /r/humansbeingbros
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>>67837636
I'll have to travel 100+ miles for each interview desu
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https://www.google.com/amp/www.gq.com/story/why-angry-white-men-love-calling-people-cucks/amp
https://www.google.com/amp/www.gq.com/story/why-angry-white-men-love-calling-people-cucks/amp
https://www.google.com/amp/www.gq.com/story/why-angry-white-men-love-calling-people-cucks/amp
https://www.google.com/amp/www.gq.com/story/why-angry-white-men-love-calling-people-cucks/amp
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Who wins in a fight?

1000 runts or the controller?
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>>67837662
White dress with glasses

Always
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>>67837680
What is it you are applying for?
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how come the old "If I don't get the drugs I want then I'm going to kill myself" works for trannies but not autists?
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>>67837662
Guarantee most of these slags hate each other
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hey really sorry i forgot but BIG thanks to the lad who reposted my custom pepe a few weeks ago - xx
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>>67837680
sounds like you should give up and be a pikey on bennies then desu. hope your life's shit
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>>67837662
5 with the silver phone obvs
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>>67837706
It doesn't though, you have to wait 11 months minimum to get tranny drugs on NSH
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>>67837691
Post this on /pol/ please
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>>67837662
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>>67837706
What kind of drugs you tryna get
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>>67837636
miss when we had like 7 yorkshires desu
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>the canadian that thinks he's British just because he has citizenship
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>>67837786
I was one of them.
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Reminder to that Irish fucker who posts that same squad pic every thread, I will NEVER reply to you, you're a complete runt
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>>67837662
far right seems like she wants to be there the least so i pick her
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>>67837794
civicly I'm British you thicko
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>>67837794
He's the queen's subject. Just like you.
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ah yes """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""kev""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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In every sense but physical, I am British.
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Kind of feel like we're the most important country on earth lads.
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thinking about moving here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memelland
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>>67837842
He's British in the same way Quebecois are French mate

As in not at all
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literally me
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>>67837912
epic!
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>>67837912
LOL
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>>67837912
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>67837698
nothing yet

>>67837726
le hostile to strangers on the chon for no reason meme
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N..............L.O.N.D.O.N
O..............O..............
D..............N..............
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O..............O..............
L.O.N.D.O.N.O.D.N.O.L
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N.O.D.N.O.L..............N
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>>67837912
MY SIDES!!!!
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>>67837912
Would spark that cheeky cunt out for challenging me like that tbph
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>>67837912
I love memes and hate pedants so this really got me

Great post
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>>67837899
All subjects of the queens.
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>>67837899
My father is British born and raised fuck off
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>>67837969
companies reimburse travel for interviews
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>>67837993
Don't care about the Queen 2bqh and I'm subject only to god
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>even a 1 bed flat in a shithole can now cost you 100k
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i know you like to strongbow coz you wanna get strong like bear
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went for a walk in my neighborhood and saw a super qt girl taking out her garbage very early this morning, probably wanted the dick haha...


was probably about 10 years too young for me though, was either a very young looking 19 year old or a 12 year old that looked like a 12 year old..........
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>>67838043
welcome to the future
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*stands still*
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neck deep in vaginal discharge lads
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>Don't care about the Queen 2bqh and I'm subject only to god
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>>67838038
Isn't the queen God's representation on earth?
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>>67838015
not always & it's still a 2-4hr trip each way
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>>67838043
forever living with the 'rents
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>>67838061
how is this strange looking man levitating like that?
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canadians are just brits left in the freezer too long
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Who's your favourite comedian lads?
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You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
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>>67838108
They're more like yanks who were too scared to rebel
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>>67838107
magnets in his shoes and in the floor
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>>67838082
Can't say I agree 2bqh
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>>67838043
>Poleaboo's been promised his mum's 200 grand house after they retire/die
I-Is he beating us at life?
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>>67838132
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>>67838134
Which one? You've got to be more specific lad
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Shan't be reading a word of this thread
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>>67838170
no because it's a shitty terrace regardless of which way you slice it
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post more rage comics
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>>67838134
Anna, who looked just like a pornstar whenever she had her white blouse and glasses.
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>>67838107
levitating?
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these threads are a cesspit of repetitive shitposting and unfunny reddit "gimmicks" (memes)
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>>67838219
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my brother lives with a roommate in a 1 bed flat in hell's kitchen and he's paying 1700/month lmao

he wants to be a stage actor or something
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There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh) Katrina (uh) Sabrina (uh)
About three Kim's (what?) LaToya, and Tina (WHOO!)
Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda (uh-huh)
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (damn!)
Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda (what?)
Donna, Ulanda (what?) Tawana, and Wanda (what?)
Were all treated fairly but yet and still
Bitches is on some other shit now that I'm fuckin' wit Dru Hill
But I'ma keep it real (what?)
What the fuck you want from a nigga? (c'mon)
What the fuck you want from a nigga? (c'mon)
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>>67838166
That's what our kings were, since they were king by divine right.
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these threads are a cesspit of repetitive shitposting and unfunny reddit "gimmicks" (memes)
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>>67838134
>asking out

never done that tqbh just shag them a few times and eventually you'll realise you're in a relationship
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s m h
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>>67838256
if you don't like it the door's right over there sunshine
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>>67838298
We executed the last to king to believe in divine right to rule 2bqh
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>>67838226
Shitty terrace>>>>>>>Shitty little flat
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>cost of living keeps going up exponentially
>wages aren't

how long until the cucks start waking up?
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have some pumpkin pie but no whipped cream, lads
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>>67838351
>His wages have not gone up
>His cost of living is not already low
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK8YDJ4R_xI
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>>67838351
my wages are going up so idc
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case in point >>67838306
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>>67838351
liberals will never wake up they are too deep in the brainwashing procedures
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only started putting a sticky over my laptop camera. it's not too late is it?
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this is really hard to watch :S

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzOrxWYd9-l2bnluZ0dvQnVwX28/view
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>>67838240
oh man she sounds like a super qt
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start making good music again
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>>67838342
So did we :) even made vidya about it
Unity > Syndishit btw
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could someone vocaroo themselves screaming "cuck" into the microphone?
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>>67838385
sorry mate must be devastating to live in the poorth
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>>67838351
We need more foreign workers goy
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>>67838360
Please describe how you would fuck her.
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for the small price of 300,000 pounds you could buy yourself a 3 bedroom flat in this beautiful building in south london
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>>67838141
Your country turned out to be a plutocratic shithole so I think it was the right choice
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>>67838457
North > South
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>>67838424
i wave at mine every now and then
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>>67838445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nNBYPppYjv
>>
business idea: make a really boring and terrible post to dominate the quantity rather than quality (You) market
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>>67838425
Shan't be clicking this virii
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>>67838458
foreign workers aren't anything like the majority they would need to be for this to be the main reason for wage stagnation.
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case in point >>67838306 (You)
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>>67838279
Why not commute from one of the cheaper boroughs? The subway is 24hr
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>tfw got a new computer about a year ago and haven't been using a 4chan folder to post images since

had years of work building up in my old one and that computer went to shit, have just not had the heart or desire to make a new one 2bh. its like if you build a lego set for a few years and the fat kid down the street comes n tears it up and you never play with legos again...........
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11726258
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>>67838426
She wasn't a qt, she was vulgar and stupid, but very attractive. She even had a big thing for me but back then I still had principles and believed in love and other fagottries. If I could turn back time I'd sodomise her in the high school toilet.
>>
I'm going to make /brit/ great again
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>>67838600
>>
never even heard of skyscanner tbqh
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>>67838614
just because you've had your heart broken doesn't mean love doesn't exist blud
>>
>>67838585
>not keeping all your 4chan folders on the cloud
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>>67838600
that's been photoshopped to fuck
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why is nobody posting?:(
>>
hol up

hol up

when did kev get £5000 stolen from him?
>>
>>67838614
hopefully you'll unexpectedly bump into her again some day so you can get a 2nd chance at gettin' up in that ass. you will be in my prayers tonight
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>>67838170
piss off poleaboo
>>
sister's still crying over the brownie
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>>67838725
hopefully it's dead now.

been waiting for the generals meme to die a long time . used to love /int/
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>>67838725
*conspicuously checks you out*

... hey ;)
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>>67838658
My heart wasn't broken. I thought she was trash and believed in true love and qts. I was young and inexperienced.
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work tomorrow
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anyone here us HTTPS Everywhere?

whats the point of it?
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>>67838770
seems like the sort who would self harm for attention
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>tfw I realise I've wasted 5 years of my life doing nothing productive

ahaha

haha
ha

help
>>
I think this should be the last /brit/ ever
>>
blowing my nose
great honking gobbets of viscous emerald snot are covering more and more of this tissue with every heaving huff of the hooter
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>>67838770
bruh, hook me up with her
>>
what is a good brand to buy from for derby shoes
>>
>>67838485
>300,000
wot
Apartments in such buildings cost like 10-20k here
>>
>>67838830
All me
J- just waiting for the right job
>>
>>67838816
something to do with it being the domain level address so that you run the scripts from the highest level rather than phishing scripts in the lower levels

something like that
>>
>>67838728
His brother keeps borrowing money from him and not paying him back
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>>67838838

One more please, i have a feeling if we are good goys then we'll get a surprise
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imagine crying over a brownie all day
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>>67838801
heyy x
>>
>>67838915
just move the brownie to the side lol
>>
>>67838870
yeah but this is london
>>
IM GOING TO MAKE /BRIT/ GREAT AGAIN

WERE GOING TO BUILD A FIREWALL AND GET THE YANKS TO PAY FOR IT
>>
>>67838830
theres always the future


a lot of very successful people lost their way in life earlier on, sometimes for decades but eventually get back on track. the sooner the better, though. develop good habits.
>>
merseyside posting on his own lol
>>
last for maisie
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last for maisie
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so it says right here you fingered a cat
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>>67838830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmc4g_-lptY

c-can we play this song?
>>
>>67839028
heh woopsie that was microsoft word's autocorrect, what i actually meant to say was fingered a pussy
>>
>>67839026
Her face is very similar to that of Disney's Hunchback of Notre-Dame.
>>
serious though what's going on?:////
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>>67839075
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>>67839083
the pigs are onto us
everyones getting arrested
>>
>>67839083
May has banned 4chan
>>
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post a more beautiful woman

heads up: i will be replying to every suggestion with "incorrect"
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Disgusting
>>
>>67839075
based on a true story then
>>
>>67838979
But that building looks like fucking garbage
>>
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tfw no janeane garrafalol gf
>>
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>>67839129
Checkmate
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>>67839115
>>67839105
I'm out
>>
why do the japanese do this

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1480026848640.jpg
>>
>>67839092
Maisie, your show is terrible. Save your money, because you won't have career once the show is done.
>>
>>67839160
for bantre
>>
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>>67839160
They're all weeaboos
>>
new thread soon?

or is janny around?
>>
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>>67839166
>literal film star

I think she'll be ok
>>
ABSOLUTELY wankered lads.

Been at the pub, lost my job, what next?
>>
>>67839129
awful film
>>
>>67839197
babes
>>
>>67839160
*gets on the bus*
*peers out of the window right at the junction of rights legs*
alri
>>
>>67839215
Send a message you will regret in the morning to someone close to you. You need to complete the JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP evening pack.
>>
>>67839214
She was in a film?
>>
>>67839149
incorrect

>>67839216
incorrect
>>
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>>67839265
that was a photo from a porn set
>>
>>67839215
go home, have a cuppa, drink a lot of water and have something to eat. Sleep it off la x
>>
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>>67839265
Yeah, shes a schoolgirl who gets raped by her step-brother
>>
>>67839159
i picture you as the blonde lad with the temple vein btw
every post
>>
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA
>>
>>67839129
couldn't finish that movie 2bh
>>
>>67839246
Already have lad.

Work made me redundant, people think I'm fired because i'm shit but it's actual redundancy because the company has no money.

What next? They got me a fifty quid amazon card for leaving.
>>
>>67839345
>>
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>>67839129

A more prefect woman has never existed
>>
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>>67839327
chat shit to my face irl and get fucking turned over
>>
>>67839300
who is this
>>
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Dr Pavel it is me who is CIA
>>
>>67839413
screeching and caterwauling
>>
>>67839269
Now and forever.
>>
>>67839413
the CIA pose is to white people as dabbing is to black people
>>
new thread when? I'm sat right on top of a big fat (you) check im just waiting to cash but the current thread situ is just too volatile
>>
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>>67839413
So THIS... is the power of the Tory party...
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>>67839409
my gf
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what do you think the israeli fucking machines guy thinks of this?

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1429/04/1429047005919.webm


(WARNING: it is a not safe for work webm)
>>
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>>67839346
incorrect and a plebeian, well done

>>67839401
incorrect

>>67839452
incorrect
>>
>>67839510
tell me who this is
>>
>>67839540
Mo'esha Johnson

you're welcome
>>
>>67838815
>tfw cheeky half day
>>
>>67839346
awful film
>>
>>67839576
don't be a paigon tell me who she is
>>
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>>67839534

NO YOU'RE INCORRECT STUPID YANK
>>
>>67839601
howling at that filename
>>
so tired I cant even understand whats going on, and if I'm even looking at a computer
>>
>>67839534
>incorrect
Being American, your taste is automatically disqualified. Any post posted by you will be considered worthless from now on.
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Arse is itchy
>>
>john mcdonnell taken ill

might not even watch this any more for fuck sake
>>
>>67839608
that girl is hot love how juicy her pussy is in that webm good job m8
>>
>>67839690
hope its terminal
>>
>>67839608
What is with this stupid cunt on insisting on getting banned?
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psssssst
>>67839763
>>67839763
>>67839763
>>67839763
>>
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>>67839729
fuck off lad
>>
>>67839777
>>67839777
>>67839777
>>
>>67839764
When will they learn?
>>
>>67839796
fuck right off chap
we've already got one going
janny is careening towards you at high speeds right now
>>
>>67839829
You're an annoying cunt, alright?
Even as a joke, even as a meme, your existence in these threads just makes it worse, fuck off and die.
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