A certain holiday, perhaps?

The English are an absolute cancer with no sense of self respect.

>>67821033
Fuck off, Scottish subhuman.

>>67820958
Just an excuse to get piss drunk

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>>67821081
We own you. :^)

>>67820958
isn't thanksgiving just harvest festival though with a nice little folk tale about the plymouth pilgrims attached to it?

I hate globalism.

>>67821127
*farts on you*
Own this

>>67821127
Piss off tea nigger

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>>67821283
>>67821262
Not a nice way to talk to your master.

Now all we need is a new wave of Mexican migrants and we really can become the new America

>>67821309
1 7 7 6 you fucking brit

>>67820958
Why can't we have something to ourselves for once?

I fucking hate these globalists kikes

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>>67821329
Don't worry about that, vato. Me and Maria will be there soon.

This is just plain wrong, I can't even banter with this.

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>>67821352
Rendered null and void by our decisive 2 0 1 6 victory.

>>67821329
We'll start catapulting them your way sometime in early February

>>67821172
If you want you can say you got the idea from Canada, but then you'd have to do it in October.

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A sickening, disgusting and racist holiday.

>>67820958
Have not heard of anyone doing this, must be some wankers in essex or something

>>67821373
Can't wait to see you m8, now the Poles get to have their own group to complain about job stealing

>>67821353
>getting triggered by other people practicing your culture
Take it as a compliment you little snowflake.

>>67821450
It's probably just everyone in London.

The most cucked country in the world, without a shadow of doubt

I've never heard of this.

Although its worth mentioning Thanksgiving has its origin roots in the English Reformation.

>>67821465
Fuck off cultural cuckold

>>67821538
>MUH CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
back to tumblr pls

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>>67821580
He's literally saying the exact opposite ye numbskull, saying how embarrassing it is how eager you are to lick America's boots

>>67821751
He's getting upset at another country practicing "his culture", exactly what turbo autists on tumblr (and simpleton jocks) get upset about.

>US tradition

don't think so sweetie!

>>67821866
This. Thanksgiving is about the importance of sharing, yet they get triggered when we want them to share their culture with us.

>>67821866
He called you a cultural cuckhold. Is English your first language or should I explain that concept further?

>>67820958
The Pilgrims were English lads on tour

>tfw not celebrating Thanksgiving
Today is just a day when the stores are closed.

My culture is a very dominant culture. If you don't do something about it, you're going to have McDonalds on every corner.

>>67822316
They're bringing films. They're bringing burgers. They're capitalists. And some, I assume, are good people.

>>67822449
You forgot blue jeans and pop music.

>>67821172
Not so nice since the Indians got shafted later by the same people they helped.
Cautionary tale perhaps

>>67822505
Nah, in reality the brit guys is right, harvest festivals are celebrated in many places in Europe, Americans simply added their own traditions to their take on it.

I do agree there's a very dark side to the American holiday tho, the way the Americans celebrate it you would think they went on to become a mixed nation like Mexico when the reality is Indians got wiped out for the most part, they really should think of adding something like a dignified homage to the natives but with the current zeitgeist decrying anything "PC" and Americans today rushing through the actual giving thanks part so they can watch parades and football while they stuff their faces it isn't going to happen.

Funny enough my family (northern Mexico) celebrates Christmas with a menu that's near identical to the thanksgiving feast, down to the jellied cranberry, and turkey is traditional in all of Mexico alongside dishes such as romeritos or glazed ham. Then again Mesoamericans did domesticate turkey.

>>67821538
you're such a redneck it's made you autistic. do you not realize America is the clusterfuck of hundreds of different cultures? you're part of the reason America is not great again.

>>67823133
>the way the Americans celebrate it you would think they went on to become a mixed nation like Mexico when the reality is Indians got wiped out for the most part

wew jefe

It's a celebration of the new world's food allowing the pilgrims to survive. The "peace between white man and natives" narrative is an anachronism, and the country that raped its tribes out of existence shouldn't be lecturing us on colonial policy

>>67821465
>America has no real culture lmoa
>*proceeds to adopt American holidays and cultural practices*
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>67823133
>you would think they went on to become a mixed nation

Oh we went on to become a mixed nation Pedro, not our fault the natives couldn't handle smallpox.
Actually even the native gene has been mixed and spread well beyond what it would have been if Euros has never arrived.

>>67820958
One in six? Sounds like an outrageous fib.

at the time the pilgrims were brits anyway

>>67820958
I've never heard of anybody doing this but technically the pilgrims were English :^)

>>67823421
No, the English just really love American 'culture'

>>67823133
You do realize that the Indians attacked the pilgrims first

>>67823534
It feels strange seeing other countries trying to imitate our culture 2bh.

>>67820958

Canadians celebrate something similar. Get on board, Anglophones of all accents and dialects.

North Atlantic Union Now!

I've never seen anyone do this.

>>67823628
I don't see how. Especially when American culture is a direct offshoot of English culture

Can't believe Brits are so much of a cultural cuck Country. And I thought it was Italy's problem.

>>67820958
Absolute lie.

>>67823302
10% of our population is pure native, not counting the mixed ones who are a majority.
Can you say the same?

>>67823421
Well how many Englihmen are there on that shitty little lisland?

One in six is probably like 50 people.

>>67823133

The Indians got what they deserved.

Texan here. Y'all have no idea ...

>>67823628
they're going about it assbackwards. Thanksgiving is becoming a thing because of how popular black friday has become over there. cancerous globalist jewish merchants ruin everything

>>67823302

Beaners killed Los Indios.

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>>67823628
You mean like the whole fucking world?

>>67823133
The Indians were wildlife, get over it

>>67823801
They probably do because the Indians that used to live in Texas are banned from entering Mexico via treaty

>>67823617
There was no 'the Indians', we're talking about hundreds of decentralised tribes.

>>67823712
Who do you guys coopy?

>>67823881

Good to know. Look up John Rip Ford and Leander McNelly.

>shops are unironically having black friday sales
somebody please stop this rot

>>67823897

Yep. Read T. R. Fehrenbach's book "Lone Star".

>>67823133
>muh they murdered natives :DD
who cares honestly the natives were groups without concepts of nation or sovereignty, some lost their wars and lost territory, others died because of uncontrollable disease and others asimilated.
There was nothing inherently wrong with the conquering of the Americas. It was wrong just as war is.

>>67821172
basically, yeah

>>67823810

Thanksgiving ain't Jewish. You're a special kind of stupid. Get out of the cities, rube.

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>>67823628
>America
>Our "culture"

>>67824036
>holiday dinner
>turkey and potatoes as the centerpiece
>no dairy

It's more Jewish than shavuot

>>67823905
USA

>>67823905
There are some poor attempts to replicate Halloween, but nothing too big.

this is absolute bullshit

i have never heard of anyone celebrating thanksgiving
fuck shitty clickbait articles trying to make us look like sodding yanks

probably american expats inviting brit friends to thanksgiving

>>67822505
>>67823133
It wasn't the season the Pilgrims needed help it was when they had a bountiful harvest. Also venison and fish were more likely consumed than turkey. The story has gotten fucked up over time.

>>67824139
the source is waitrose: i.e. a supermarket trying to raise sales by hyping up a foreign holiday

>>67820958
>gobbling
Great journalistic writing.

>>67824157
I apologize for the existence of American diaspora.

>>67823628
got some bad news for you m8

this is pure bullshit, sorry

>>67824139
You must live in the Highlands or something. I live in Buckinghamshire, it's become more and more widely recognised and celebrated here.

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>>67820958
I don't even know what that festival is. I have never heard anyone talk about it before. Sure you are not on about harvest festival? Which we have always celebrated.

>>67824207
why am i not surprised it's jewish tricks
>>67824239
fuck off do not perpetuate this meme

>>67824239
Ah ok, it is the southern poofs being cunts again. Makes sense.

Never heard of anyone celebrating it here.

t. Northerner

>>67823133
The U.S. literally dealt with the Apache and Commanche harshly as part of the treaty of Guadalupe because Mexico couldn't handle them.
>Those monstrous Americans killing natives. We just begged them to, we dindu nothing.

>>67824239
This >>67821033 is you isn't, you dirty Jock fuckwit.

>>67824288
>northerners
Funny that you cling on to your cultural values because it's the only thing you have left ever since the factories shut. Just accept that globalisation is inevitable and move on, Dave.

>>67823755
You had a massive native population that formed empires compared to North America's stone age nomads. It's not surprising you have so many.

>>67823864
Rofl
The Marlboro Han.

>>67824315
>northerner
>jock
need you out of my country you filthy thanksgiving celebrating JF

>>67820958
if i ever see anyone celebrating this I will unironically kick their head in

>>67824339
Fuck off Paki.

>i-its just the harvest festival
>h-hail o-odin!!1
brits having an absolute meltdown

>>67823994
They were also busy scalping each other before the white man civilised them.

>>67824157
Makes sense.
>>67824216
Dipshit, do you know there are a lot of them here? In NYC I regularly here British accents a lot work for the banks.

>>67824405
oops didn't read the reply chain right haha

silly me haha just ignore me haha

>>67824405
>"Northerner"
Sure thing, Angus.

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I can't wait until the Brits start celebrating the 4th of July.

Unironically.

>>67824473
we barely celebrate the harvest festival and we DEFINITELY do not celebrate fucking shitty yank thanksgiving

>>67824405
There's nothing wrong with celebrating other cultures. We are one human race, we need to put aside our differences and work together instead of dividing ourselves.

>>67824544
FOY

we won't celebrate any yank SHITE

>>67824554
We celebrate the harvest festival here tbqh, but we're rural so it is more important anyway.

>>67824554
>we
1/6 Brits and I do but then again I'm not a poor dirty northern ape like you.

>>67824607
only time we celebrated it was in primary school when your mum would give you all the old tins from the back of the cupboard to give to the church

>>67824544
People ironically celebrated the 4th of July when I was at University.

>>67824627
NO YOU DO NOT STOP PERPETUATING THIS FUCKING MEME

FUCK OFF YOU WAITROSE STILL REEEEEEEE

>>67824671
I don't believe you

>>67824713
Tbh it was just an excuse to get drunk.

>>67824544
So just like when Americans unironically celebrate St.Patrick's day?

>>67824735

Yup. And Cinco de Mayo. You understand.

>>67823302
The rapebaby narrative is a fucking myth, baptism records for the decades following the fall of Tenochtitlan show "natural" children were 10% of births, while arguably there might be some margin of error not everyone born without a father was a result of rape. Overwhelmingly Mestizos were born out of marriage, the crown did set up the inquisition largely with the purpose to protect the natives from abuse as was understood at the time and Spaniards were fanatically Catholic, nevermind they needed women they could trust to cook and clean for them as well as conduct the business of mantaining a home, labor intensive at that time.

>>67823994
Even by European standards of the era it was wrong, there's a reason Spaniards sought to justify their conquest through religion and even Anglo settlers went out of their way to mantain the appearance of "deals" with the natives.

By the standards of it's time the settlement of what is today the United States was largely acomplished through criminal and dishonarble means.

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>>67824671
>celebrating another country defeating you and seceding

>>67824796
It's just banter to us, lad.

>>67824731
Wellp, it's always nice to have an excuse to party, but why not adopt Friends' day instead fucking 4th of july?

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>>67824700
How is it a meme if 1/6 Brits celebrate it?

>>67824838
t. Waitrose shill

>>67824838
THEY DON'T

FUCK OFF WAITROSE EMPLOYEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>67824796
>>67824825
Nobody actually has hard feelings about the US war of independence so nobody minds it.

>>67821033
Dear Scottland
I deeply admire your culture and your ability to tell everyone to fuck off. I hope your people only grow in power, and that they take their rightful place as masters of the island. May you have many deep fried candy bars and whiskey forever.

t.Texas

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>>67821352
1 8 1 2 you fucking spicnigger

>>67824921
Yeah I'm sure those crossdressing junkies will love to hear that.

Lol what the fuck.
You managed to bring halloween here which ia already displacing some native rites now please let this be a fad or we will be the next in line to suck foreign cock very year at thanksgiving (well probably will be too lazy to modifie the name)

>>67821866
Are you also celebrating ramadan?

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>>67824921
>I deeply admire your culture and your ability to tell everyone to fuck off.
If only you knew the truth about them. They're pathetically cucked, always whining that they want to take more refugees.
They can't even vote 'yes' correctly.

>>67824995
>He doesn't celebrate a bit of Ramadan with the lads
We're going out stoning the gays next one.

>>67822046
The pilgrims were englishmen that decided that all of society should be like a boarding school where fun is a punishable offense.

>>67824735
Ah yes, I remember when the Irish led by their undead patron saint along with wealthy Mexican allies defeated their American overlords.

>>67825091
Literally me.

>>67824854
>>67824864
Whatever you say anons me and the 1/6 Brits (3/6 Englanders?) will enjoy our turkey whilst you wallow in your hatred.

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>>67824988
better crossdressing junkies than paki paedos

>>67825112
>Englanders
Eternal Jock shitposter detected.

>brits appropriating my culture

>>67825112
>Englanders
GET OFF MY FLAG YOU PAKI FUCK.

>>67824302
Sedentary more peaceful native Americans in what is today the American southwest and northern Mexico often joined the fuertes and misiones established by New Spain/Mexico to seek protection from precissely aggressive raiders like the Apache and Comanche. They copnstituted a real threat and their victims were more often than not other native Americans.

Mexicans asimilated these peoples, unlike Americans, the provision in guadalupe-Hidalgo wasn't because Mexicans couldn't deal with them but because the Mexican army could not pursue these raiders into US territory. The Apache and Comanche also raided Americans if you ever bother picking a history book, they were a threat to all civilized peoples including, as I've said, other native Americans.

Yes, Mexico did at various point demand the US fulfill it's treaty obligations as they repeatedly failed to do so.

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>>67825044
>They can't even vote 'yes' correctly.

and yet englel is the one without a proper parliament.

literally 3rd world.

>>67824825
This...more parties, home cooked food, drinking and getting out of work early or not working are all positives.

>>67824995
>Religious holiday predicated on metaphysical phenomena
>National holiday predicated on universal human sentiment
Enjoy being alone on Thanksgiving.

>>67825135
Ah yes because nobody ever says little Englanders in Britain or anything.
>>67825177
1/6 Brits are pakis? Interesting.

>>67825044
Why do Scots keep saying, "Well, Scotland didnae vote for Brexit!"?

Do they seriously not understand that they voted to be part of the UK? Are they that whiskey-addled?

>>67822505
They didn't really shaft them so much as the disease killed literally all of them. Squanto taught the pilgrims farming techniques and then went to Europe, and when he came back all the tribes along the northewest coast had died off.
We didn't start killing until we stsrted expanding south and past the appalaches, and a lot of those tribes really were savages that constantly raided settlments.

>>67825230
>Ah yes because nobody ever says little Englanders in Britain or anything.
The only people I have ever heard say Englander have been Scottish or Londoners. Which of these scum are you?

>>67825206
What are you even talking about?

is this another case of finding 2 examples and saying the whole country are doing it?

ive never heard of this, i hate these pathetic excuses for articles

>>67823755
>>67824344
Mexicans also despise their natives. So I dunno why a mexican is lecturing us on treatment of natives.

>>67825283
would you rather we called you all pakis instead?

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>M-muh Yank imperialists ruining muh culture
Top kek, Bongs are possibly the most insecure people on earth.

>>67825306
We're English not Englanders you dumb cunt. We're not the fucking Dutch Netherlanders.

>>67825283
I'm from Surrey.

>>67825357
>We're English

pakis m8.

>>67825369
So a Londoner in denial.

>>67825384
Nah, English. Fuck off with your "everywhere in England is like London" rubbish.

>>67825247
That always makes me laugh. They seem to fundamentally misunderstand how a union works.

Despite the fact that due to the number of MPs they have, each of their votes counts for more in general elections, they still somehow claim they're being oppressed.

I wish we'd just killed them all back in the day. They're like the ultimate example of how pathetic a 'country' can be.

>>67825321
>The autists that post on 4chan (at 5 o clock) are representative of Britain
silly yank

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>>67824659
>tfw used to do that here for thanksgiving
we're more similar than you think friendo

what are they thankful for?

>>67825427
>They seem to fundamentally misunderstand how a union works.
Sounds a lot like the brits and EU tbqh

>>67825369
h-harry?

>>67825413
I'm not but London is better than whatever northern crackden of a city you're from.

>>67825490
t. Londoner

Nobody but a Londoner thinks London is good.

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>>67824955
Brits chased off by the hand of God in the form of a hurrican. Later to be humiliated by hillbillies, pirates, natives, and Cajuns.
Top kek.

>>67825091
>>67825109
They did partake in some games. The classic British game of the period, "kick the dwarf" was a favorite.

>>67825511
Actually I rather like London, granted it's been a while since I've been there but I didn't get to see much if any Paki/Hindus in the clubbing scene the last time I visited.

>>67825538
>keeping huskies and cats
>>67825487
nope
>>67825511
>muh brown peeeple
yer yew an ur fakin mates dan at de ol' pub fakin hate lundon so the rest of tha fakin cantry dus innit?

>>67825468
Not really, that's why we left.

>>67825632
>Didn't see Pakis in a place full of alcohol
Shocking

>>67825640
True Englishmen hate London. This is just a fact.

>>67825691
>disgusting poor ukip voting runts
>true englishmen

>>67825183
The peaceful ones in Texas also coexisted with the Texans and were protected by Texans from the Apache and Commanche and no you guys insisted we were weak on them and encouraging them to raid Mexico so we actually were dealing with them. The natives in the east were the same they violent ones got fucked and the peaceful ones allied with the colonists, big surprise they still exist (I'm 15 min from a res in CT).

>>67825511
>The value of some jobless fuck from Birmingham who has never left his hovels opinion on London
Nah thanks.

>>67821172
Plymouth mentioned

>>67825753
I'm from Hull and work full time.

>>67825727
>cosmopolitan southern tory-voting toff

>>67825303
He could be a native I went to a dinner party with a Mexican who was supposedly half Apache but he wasn't ignorant enough to think the Mexicans treated the natives any better or worse.

>>67825782
>I'm from Hull
Is this supposed to make your opinion more valid or something? It doesn't.

>>67820958
Literally never heard of anyone celebrating thanksgiving.

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>>67825782
>I'm from Hull

>>67825839
Yeah, because Hull is an English city. Unlike London.

>>67825640
I like huskies but I agree cats are shit and bother my allergies.

lads come on hull's not that bad...

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>>67825877
>cats are shit

>>67825271
You mixed it up he didn't meet the Pilgrims until after he came back and found that his village was dead it's how he knew English when he met them. He was originally taken as a bit by I think the Portuguese or Spanish. He made his way to England and got on a ship when he found out the English were exploring the area he was from.

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>>67825942

> according to Waitrose

Seriously?

>>67820958
I love American culture, but that's because I'm an American. I'd probably be sick of it as well were I in your positions.

>>67826055
Sorry mate just don't hurt them okay?

>>67825632
Good to visit, shit place to live. The North is a shit place to visit but a great place to live. The South West is a great place to visit and a great place to live. Surrey and the culture less suburbia people call the south is a shit place to visit and a shit place to live.

>>67823810
>Thanksgiving is becoming a thing because of how popular black friday has become over there.

I've been seeing fucking Black Friday commercial all week on TV for the first time in my life. And it's some creepy subversive shit too.

>the race is on
>BLACK Friday POWER

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>>67823628
>you will never celebrate Christmas by eating KFC and going on a date with your gf like the japs do

>>67820958
I've never heard of anyone celebrating thanksgiving, but we have the harvest festival here so maybe the two holidays are getting conflated.

>>67828704
The thing is they found that over half of the so-called """"reduced"""" prices were the same or higher than before Black Friday. People get caught up in some shitty frenzy they don't do their research.