Hooters! Is this the American equivalent of a maid cafe? Have

>>67818839
>Do you get to fuck them?
Depending on the tips...

>Closest thing
>No, but my cousin has and he's old me that every time he goes to one, he says it's his birthday
>I doubt it
>I don't know

>>67818839
Everything is overpriced, you see better looking chicks on the street. Don't bother

>>67818839
its shit

expensive and the girls are dumb

you can find much better burger in prague for half the price

Only time I saw one was in Prague.

>>67818950
Have they hooters in Finland?

I thought the whole point was that they we're hot lol

South Park pretty much said it all, they flirt for big tips and the food is nothing special.

>>67818992
>Have they hooters in Finland?
No, visited in US and Thailand, overrated

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>tfw no gf
>tfw no brothel
>tfw not even sometging like hooters

>>67819130
You could just travel to some place in europe that has hookers.

>>67819130
>>67819195
Switzerland has brothels or brothel-esque places.

t. been to one

>>67818950
>>67818958
This

>>67819082
>Thailand
But the point is large breasts. Do they import women over there to work in Hooters?

lads I just want to have intercourse and get my peepee sucked by a whore in a brothel without cheating on my gf, how do I do this?

>>67819301
>women

>>67819301
Ever heard of breast implants?

>>67819384
No, could you explain them to me Sven?

>>67818992
Hooters businessmodel doesn't work here. They would have to pay decent salary, we dont have tipping culture here and we dont go crazy about some tits, seen here all the time

>>67819384
Look it up Tyrone

>I guess
>Yes
>Nope it's not a brothel
>Maybe once in a lifetime

>>67818950
This guy gets it.

>>67819514
You left out the part about how if a waitress leaned over and touched you on the shoulder you'd spaz out and stab her.

>>67819690
True, dont invade my personal space

>>67819130
>>tfw no brothel
>>tfw not even sometging like hooters

and what keeps you from driving to Germany where all this exists?

Here's A True Story:
>be me
>It's my birthday
>My gf takes me to a hooters because of the very popular bufalo wings she insist me to try.
>We arrive as all this hot chicks greets and takes us to our tables.
>they movr around on roller skates
>i focus on not to check them out
Wings were top tier and chicks were even hotter.

>>67819356
1.) Have lots if money
2.) .....
3.) Get laid

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>go to hooters
>waitress does that thing where she pretends to like us and chats for a few minutes
>during the course of the conversation i switch into full turbo autist mode
>ask her "where do you live"
>conversation immediately shut down and she walks away