/brit/

would heem the living christ out of any of you, if push came to shove

/fr/ sends its best regards

projection: will be a failed normie until I die

any spare gfs?

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Got a gf lads

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>>67817089

good fucking luck

>>67817094
cheers /fr/ogs

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Ah yes very hip and cool

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>>67817098
4u

Fresh 'dit post currently collecting upvotes at a rate of 2 every 3 minutes. Like moths to the flame, you're all cockroaches who do my bidding without even realising it

what are some good electronic albums that aren't aphex or boc

*shrieks and howls so loudly I wake up the neighbours*
"oi go back to sleep you lot!! hahaha"
"Don't worry bob we got the kids under control, wanna go for a pint"
"yeah lad"
"cool be over in a sec"

post-ironically cold out

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>>67817120
down wit da kids innit ho mee

>>67817107
same

>>67817098
nah got just the one

>>67817097
can people make their damn mind up as to what qualifies as a normie?

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

JUST BE YOURSELF

>>67817125
this was originally a vinyl album but someone made it electronic for you on youtube

https://youtu.be/-voC5IrYeAA

>>67817121
what the christ is meow meow

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unironically listening to now 95 lmao the fucking state of my music taste these days, I just don't give a FUCK anymore

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>tfw too intelligent for /brit/

>>67817145
SKIMMED

MILK

>>67817123
what's the point in collecting 'ddit (You)s? what do you do with em?

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>listening to music made after 1985
Jesus wept

>>67817145
What a shite panel

Shan't be watching this week

who's been the most BTFO politician these past couple of years?

>Ed Miliband 2015
>Nick Clegg 2015
>Tony Abbott 2015
>Stephen Harper 2015
>David Cameron 2016
>George Osborne 2016
>Tony Blair 2016
>Andrea Leadsom 2016
>Michael Gove 2016
>Jeb Bush 2016
>Marco Rubio 2016
>Ted Cruz 2016
>Bernie Sanders 2016
>Owen Smith 2016
>Hillary Clinton 2016

Listening to the Little Shop of Horrors soundtrack lads.

>>67817204
ed fucking balls

>>67817198
It's better than last week though.

SHE DIDN'T EVEN VOTE

>>67817140
normie = anyone doing better off than whomever used the word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knBNX_evIOo

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>Why yes of course I browse the 'dit and not only that, I then post about it on the chon!

3 days since i ran out of my testosterone blockers my doc gave me for my male pattern baldness

noticed a lack of sex drive since I came off them, which is odd because I never noticed a lack of sex drive when i was on them

seriously hope they didn't fuck me up for life

>>67817204
toss up between the clogglet and clinton

>>67817197
Yeah, Bowling For Soup really peaked with that

I can always tell when someone else goes on 4chan, but they never know I do.

cook the man some fuckin iggs

>>67817227
me in the purple shirt

>>67817237
Peh, another worm acting out his part in my grand play without any notion of what is going on. Easy.

>>67817255
Good post.

>>67817240
alri poley, what you doin' down under?

>>67817204
Clinton. Former president's wife, had the opportunity to be the first female president in current year of all years, whole media machine behind her, current president behind her as well, won popular vote, still lost.

>>67817240
imagine being so vain that you care this much about the state of your trim

got this pompous little graduate twat in the office secret santa lads. what can i get him that's offensive without it being too obviously seen as bullying?

Deano wants us to go to some pub fuckin ages away cause he fancies some bird behind the bar

get a grip Deano

>>67817284
im not a tranny, faggot or anything like that. was on them purely for hair loss, the doc said they are the best bet because I had high testosterone which was likely the cause of my early hair loss.

never noticed lowered sex drive when i was on them, so figured i was fine and just keep taking them, ran out and now ive just, not been horny. dont think ive cum in 3 days and im still just not horny

Whenever it's secret santa I just bring up that I'm jewish and that it's against my religion to partake in it

>>67817204
>no jezza

watch he's gonna get fucking obliterated

>>67817318
t. Smithster

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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7DlMlnWtEE

>>67817240
are you a girl yet?

>>67817348
i hope not

>>67817121
sphirex was CUTE

>>67817336
Corbyn isn't going to get BTFO mate

He doesn't want to become Prime Minister, he just wants to be a radical opposition so he can build up momentum for the revolution

Even when Labour loses a hundred seats at the next General Election, Corbyn won't resign as leader.

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>tfw no friends at uni

>>67817204
Clinton. She's been waiting years to be president, and she lost to a reality tv show host

>>67817336
all jezza has done is won thus far

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*completely obliterates you in a 1v1 after school*

>>67817390
spastic

>that scene where ricky got karl to think that Derek was reality

still can't rewatch that scene, it's too intense

>>67817336
He's not thought
He's the only anti-establishment voice with a chance of winning
It will be a Trumpesque victory

>>67817390
really felt bad for people who didn't manage to make friends in my course

most of them dropped out

>>67817400
>he was in school when MW2 came out
FUCK OFF

>>67817390
I have a lot of friends, but no real friends.

>>67817390
didn't make a single friend or put my willy in a single girl from uni

>>67817400
*tries to camp in the middle*

>>67817407
What?

>>67817120
her arm positioning isn't too bad tbf, but her head and entire body are just out of line

>tfw you can make friends but you always have to be the one to put in the effort to set up things
just want to feel wanted desu

>>67817428

alri grandad

>>67817428
Alri grandpa aha

secret santa ideas for a wanker lads come on

Have never seen Australia which leads me to believe that it's not really there

>>67817473
>>67817474
>2009
nah seriously, you kids need to fuck off

>>67817455
>>67817455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKLs4mra_1I

>>67817496
Cut a hole in the box then put your willy into the hole then ask him to open it while it's sitting on your lap and then lean in and say "Wank lad?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1nO409bu-o

>>67817496
get him something that only obviously gay people would use like an eyebrow trimmer

>>67817496
box of tissues

>>67817503
I once too acid and i thought australia didn't exist because it was so far away the computer generating my life didn't even bother rendering it because i couldn't get there quick enough that it wouldn't have time to render it en route.

was absolutely convinced of this for a long time

technically have friends but I'm not close to a single one of them
we rarely talk and there's no group chat (that I'm a part of)

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>>67817510
>everyone under the age of 25 needs to fuck off

hmm

>>67817546
will say i was abroad when this happened

>>67817548

could be worse
i was invited to the group chat after three years of it being there and all they do is talk about pokemon go so i muted it and haven't looked at it since

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Just made a pate sandwich

>>67817606
smooth or coarse pate lad? (if it's coarse you're disgusting)

>>67817606
battyman

>>67817606
I made a pate toe

>>67817390
Chin up lad

>>67817586
I just tell myself they don't have one

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seeking VOLUNTEERS
for:
putting my willy in YOUR vagina

>>67817422
haha thats what i did haha

>>67817626
Smooth liver

Was sat behind some right-wing chap on the train earlier, pretty embarrassing listening to him. Typical ignorant bellend.

*refreshes page*
Ah yes, a further 120 upvotes.

It's nothing to me honestly, beyond easy

>>67817684
Rasheed

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just paid a substantial amount of money for this picture to be broadcasted over Times Square lads

>>67817436
this tbqh

when i was at uni i had loads of friends, got invited out drinking all the time

didn't know a single fucking one of them outside a vodka bottle though, shallow twats just wanted to drink, talk shit, pass out, work, repeat. Made absolutely no friendships of substance, kinda makes me sad because they say the friends you make at uni are the ones you have for life and certainly some of my mates who went to different unis (from secondary school) made some very close friends but i just never did

>>67817670
sorry to hear that fatlad

uni is a really socially competitive environment

>>67817748
FONT

>>67817667
>pass user
ah yes that'll make the panties drop

genuinely think out of the 50 or so regular posters on /brit/ only me and maybe 5 others have actually had sex

>>67817724
Rufus

>>67817788
I've had enough sex to make up for the rest, don't worry lads

>>67817788
nah, it's more than that

>>67817788
KHV checking in

don't care if people have had sex, I just get annoyed when people boast about it and mock others if they haven't

>>67817204
Jeb 2bh, might have destroyed an entire political dynasty with his please clap quote

>>67817816
hmm
yes
ham sandwiches

>>67817826
hahahaHAHAHAHA OI LADS

LADS LOOK AT THIS ONE HAHA

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merry thanksgiving lads

I like annoying people on /brit/ by boasting about how much sex I've had and mocking others if they haven't

>>67817826
virgin

it's definitely a stimulant day

>>67817788
I've had sex with 17 girls
I'm 28

I remember them all quite well

>>67817826
don't worry lad, there's always hope

I was a KHV until I hit 20

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>>67817840

>>67817718
so why you banging on about it

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>I'm over 16 and I've never had sex

Positively wailing, I shan't be hiring you or considering you as a potential friend

>>67817879

fuck off murderer

Any mtfs in the thread today?

How's the transition going for you?

>>67817843
>>67817861
thx

>>67817882
I am 20

who /latebloomer/ here

monica?

>>67817931
I might accidentally have become one
>>67817240

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roses are red
Jesus take the wheel

>>67817944
Me
Fucking Tescos, how hard is it to delivery bread on time?
I am fuming, mate

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>I am 20

>>67817906
You hire your friends?

who /babyboomer/ here

>>67817939
>I am 20
don't worry lad, there's still 5 years before you become a freak

plenty of time

who /amyschumer/ here

>>67817939
I lost mine at 21
I tell people 17 though

Went to a job interview today lads.

Bloke said he wouldn't hire me because I'm over 16 and haven't had sex. He was HOWLING when I left the office but I've already got a lawsuit filed. If I don't get the job he'll owe me a pretty penny.

>>67817944
shaved for the first time at 20 years old and it was just my upper lip

>>67817956
Apple false flag.

>>67818013
fucking what

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>>67817906
>Hiring your friends

>>67817972
do I have to be a freak?

>>67818013
i've been shaving since I was 14, annoying

Had an interview with some 40 year old runt today who hasn't had sex, he also came in naked so I didn't hire him, heard him mumbling something about lawsuits too, weirdo haha.

Why is society full off attention-seekers now desperate to be noticed and acknowledged?

lads

is it normal to still have your baby teeth at age 16 or was i the only one

>>67818053
another kind of post that leafs are evidently awful at
pity

sex is amazing iah

>>67817956
Thug life
Gangsta yo

>>67818047
>do I have to be a freak?
if you're still a virgin at 25 that's probably getting near freak territory

>>67817956
>He replied: "Good, that's what you get for not having a good phone. I'm going to scar you for life."

Bet this cunt was a paki

>>67818034
I did not grow facial hair at all until I was 20 years old. When I finnally did grow facial hair it was just a little fuz on my lip that normal people get when they are 14

>>67818056
Social media has exacerbated it

but most people have always been cunts

only started sprouting chest hair in the last few months and I'm 22

how's /Noshave November/ going lads

Mines quite large, but greasy and smelly

>>67818089
got the upper lip fuzz when I was 18

now at 23 Istill only have the pube like hair under the chin

>>67818089
>>67818126
LOL

>>67818085
think it was in Peckham

would put money on the fact nobody involved was white

>>67818083
why though? i accept it's unusual but i'm not harming anyone.

it's more the social status than actually being a virgin that bothers me

If you wank at least once a day, you produce 1.5 litres of cum a year

>>67818119
fuck no
i always shave everything off

>>67818119
haven't shaved since early October, face is pretty scruffy

i want stubble but it's taking a while to fill in. moustache and chin are pretty thick though

>>67818149
maybe you do with your tiny runt balls
mine are huge, hardened by years of being beaten

haven't wanked all week
just don't feel like it

>>67818085
this type of behaviour is more of a black thing

>>67818126
God damn, that's gotta be disappointing. How does it feel being a hairlet?

>>67818056
social media has just made it more apparent

this thing in the past few years where you can get fame or recognition for being 'savage' has made people go to desperate lengths to act like arseholes

>>67818149
Anyone who's been on /b/ over the Christmas period knows this

>>67818177
SSRIs killed my sex drive for a while

but I'm doing it regularly again now

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>>67818119
not great

So much for the economic freefall

Bremaintards BTFO

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38090977

why even bother at this point?

reddit tier: piss bottles
patrician tier: poo jigs

>>67818228
Do you say 'una velas' and 'pirate scumbags' alot because you look like a mexican rapist

>>67818228
pretty mouth bwoy

>>67818228
sad!

shall i post mine

>>67818119
I've grown a beard that puts my dad's beard to shame

SNRIs here and don't feel like my sex drive has been affected

>>67818228
L M A O

>>67818056
People incapable of accepting how irrelevant their existence is in the grand scheme of things and being fed an image that the only way to importance is being noticed.

>>67818204

>/b/

Genuinely forgot it existed tbf

My 4chan experience is limited to /int/ and /sp/

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why do cop killers look like badasses so much in the uk

>these facial hairlets
>these body hairlets

dear oh dear oh dear

and you wonder why you're still virgins

>>67818244
those stories aren't for you, they're for people overseas looking for jobs

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>>67818244
What's that, prole? You don't like working 40 hours a week for 45 years to retire with a poverty pension?

>>67818119
the beard and mustache is quite robust but also itchy and smelly

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82% of bremaintards

>>67818250
>>67818252
>>67818254
>>67818264
I'm in my mid twenties as well, and I have like 10 chest hairs

state of me 2bh

>>67818280
nobody here wonders why they cant get laid

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>>67818250
>attend an amateur comedy night
>some skinny, sus-looking guy on the mic starts making rape jokes
>shit like 'I'm polite, so I only fuck my drunk female friends after they pass out'
>guy calls out 'I wouldn't make those jokes if I looked like that mate'

Rose McGowan

W E W
E
W

>>67818261
SNRIs are different

Like I said mine has come back now, mostly

>>67818280
I'm hairy as fuck and a virgin m8

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>>67818311

>>67818299
you a virgin m8?

my chest is hairy, has been since I was a teenager

find it weird seeing guys with no arm/chest/leg hair

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these r proper bangin!

Just £1.25 from your local retailer!

>>67818244
People in their 30s and 40s will suffer most. It'll look up for our generation long before we hit retirement.

>>67818311
roaring

>>67818350
Grim

Any other white nationalists here perfectly okay with race mixing with asians?

>>67818348
no, I'm not I've got a girlfriend

she takes the piss out my """moustache""" a lot as well

>>67817204
Nigel farage 2017

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>>67818381
>I've got a girlfriend

>>67818373
No

Just because they are superior doesn't make it okay

I'm half wog so my arms and legs are hairy but the rest is smooth

>>67818416
fuck off back to /r9k/, virgin

have an atrocious neckbeard that i cbf to shave :/

>just get a hooker
where and how exactly?

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>>67818445
>tfw blonde and blue eyed
>thick dark body hair all over

>>67818471
reminder that losing it to a hooker doesn't count

>>67818471
go to a brothel?

>>67818471
it's always been a great mystery to me
same with drug dealers.... how the fuck does it all work? impossible to know when you have 0 social life

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>>67818456

>>67818488
dont listen to this fag

just a friendly reminder that if you have not had unprotected vaginal sex to completion with a willing woman you are still a virgin

>>67818501
same, don't think I could ever buy drugs in England
overseas people literally walk up to you and go "marijuana?"

genuinely don't understand bent NEETs who go days without bathing

scruffy runts

>>67818350
looks like shit
I'll stick to Jamie Oliver's 30 minute meals thanks

>>67818501
hookers are fairly simple, I know the sites, just doesn't interest me. i don't mind going my life without sex

>>67818513
virgin

https://soundcloud.com/insyncmusicservices/claire-the-wrecker-bryony-marks

Dam dam dam dam dam dam dam.

>2016
>not smoking crack
fucking casuals

>>67818531
>overseas people literally walk up to you and go "marijuana?"
seriously? where?

>>67818538
depressed people are the same. you lose all hope and energy

>>67818585
they do that here to

t. croydon lad

>>67818538
>>67818538
I bet you fell for the "change your underwear everyday" meme too

ah yes

>>67818585
Dude I just go down to my local dispensary.
Fuck dealers.

>>67818585
those black lads in Spain and the Canary Islands and that who sell sunglasses and watches
every other fucker in Goa
anyone standing around on a street corner in Colorado
literal cafes in The Netherlands

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A piston driven penetrator is going in and out of this fit bird's arse lads

I'm NOT a virgin

>>67818500
i wouldn't want more than one other person involved tbhwyf

>>67818655
knew I should have done mech instead of EE

>>67818643
it's legal in some of those places though isn't it?

I've never been abroad

>>67818655
good post

>>67818531
Yeah maybe in Denver, Seattle, and LA. Possibly NYC. That doesn't happen in most of the US.

>falling for the STEM meme

lol

>>67818671
only the last two
in India it literally grows in the streets, trees of the stuff, but it's still illegal

>>67818679
was mainly just Denver tbf

>>67818658
if you haven't done >>67818523 then you are, stop lying to yourself

>>67818655
>serena blair

shit

still though, in the tory caliphate porn will be gone so better make the most of it

>>67818679
Oh yes it does

>>67818643
>anyone standing around on a street corner in Colorado
Literally me

obesity pride

>>67818658
virgin

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>>67818697
You're looking at this wrong goy
If made illegal prices will shoot through the roof, imagine how many shekels your stash will be worth

>>67818643
Also Maine and Denver, Colorado will have cafés soon.

>>67818708
I hope you're not that black lady who told me and my gf we'd never fit in

>>67818699
no it doesn't

>>67818699
If you go looking for it

>>67818748
How can we even compete

>>67818696
I have done that actually hundreds of times if not a thousand or more (all with the same girl ofc)

I had a 9/10 gf for 5 years and she was on birth control and I always finished inside her

Polish lass

>>67818785
By pulling the plug.

>>67818756
No but I might know her, it's a tight crowd in downtown Denver surprisingly.

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>>67818699
>>67818708
>>67818713
>>67818751
>>67818758
>>67818780
>>67818790
ANON, COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM, IT'S THANKSGIVING
DON'T YOU WANT TO SAY HI TO YOUR COUSINS?

>>67818758
bought an eighth from a nigger in Florida while visiting family.
Meet him on craigslist. He was pretty chill

on a bit of a dry spell lads
party coming up soon might do a put in effort for once

There is a nurse is in my house rn with my mum and she is a qt and has the best Irish accent ever hnnnnnnggggggggggggg

Dick is hard lads

>>67818748
thanks for the advice Mr Merchant

Anyone interested in cool pictures of Denver? I'll probably be heading for a walk in the city in an hour

>>67818822
i'd grab that kid by the pussy anyday

>>67818790
>polish lass

doesn't count if she's a subhuman you VIRGIN

>>67818748
business idea: save fucking machine webms whilst possible and sell them at extortionate prices on the deep web when Britain becomes Airstrip one

(copyrighted)

>>67818848
nonce

>>67818748
that's not how it owrks, we'll have to go back to olden days where you had to look for porn by railway sidings

instead of mags tho it'll be usb thumbsticks

>>67818822
I celebrated on Tuesday. My dad fell asleep drunk half way through the meal. My cousins hate me. Thanks for reminding me how shit my life is.

>>67818842
>walk
get on that free tram thing that goes up and down the main street all day

>>67818848
what the fuck, Pierre

>>67818531
>overseas people literally walk up to you and go "marijuana?"
And those are the people you don't buy off

Seriously, go into a pub and ask the shady looking bloke for a bit of weed

>>67818822
I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of my little cousins, court order

>>67818829
Yeah cl is legit
>>67818881
Sure that's where I'm headed but there's not much to take photos of

>>67818842
no FOY

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>>67818876
it's alright anon, we're all lonely together

my father never hugged me

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>>67818867
>out robot overlords mount cameras on themselves while fucking the women and sell the footage back to us
We're being chromed lads
These dastardly synthetic lifeforms are always a step ahead

>>67818907
get a picture of the fat lad telling strangers where to buy fancy cigars, I regret not taking one while I could

you can take a selfie, right? haha waheyyy

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>brit no bongs
literally lmaoing at ur lives

>>67818501
I live(d) on a council estate and got offered weed regularly, but I have mates who know people so never have any problems. If you're a shut in it doesn't work, or a southern nancy obviously

>>67818961
Do you know where he is?

Unable to use the sea and eph keys on my phone the last three months

>>67818977
haha nice mate
*walks off and talks to somebody else*

>>67819016
*awkwardly shuffles away*

>>67819014
well, that's hardly surprising since there is no 'sea' key or 'eph' key on a phone keypad

stupid bogan

>>67818977
ooooff... *checks watch*...yeah mate, things are a right state nowadays....

*rushes off*

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>I ALSO OFFER A FEMALE CONDOM SERVICE MEANING YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR ONE 100% SAFE... AND $100 MORE... ONLY THING I CHARGE EXTRA FOR...LET ME GRIND ON YOUR BARE C..

>>67819013
he was on that tram thing
alternatively, you can take a picture of that grumpy bear outside of that one particular chocolate shop

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>>67819016
jealousy

>>67818822
americans eyes are too close together

also a disturbing lack of gravy on that table

>>67819049
*hears you at the door and turns around*
haha yeah ok got to dash
*sprints out the doorway*

>>67819042
>that one particular chocolate shop
Doesn't really help but I'll keep an eye out

>>67819060
>too close
your's may be too far m8

>>67819075
all I'm hearing is jealousy

>>67819076
It was like a branded chocolate shop and their mascot was a big stuffed grumpy bear sat outside the door
I started looking for one in every state after the first one I saw

I love money

>>67819075
Hold on dearie you forgot something!

>>67818981
>If you're a shut in it doesn't work, or a southern nancy obviously
both, so I guess I'm fucked

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just text them you spackers

i don't understand /brit/ culture

this thread is weird

>>67819120
pussy money weed

>>67819131
*peers back inside*
what was it? I really have to be off...

I like going on reddit and finding those threads where people describe obvious fliting from girls that they were oblivious to so I can pretend it happened to me haha

>>67819120
Made $60k last year out of me mum's house

>>67819152
Mmmwuh have a nice day

>>67819142
'sheed

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*sprints through /brit/*
WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEy wahey wah...

>>67819120
love of money is the root of all evil

might b myself

>>67819161
>tfw read r/gonewildstories
>fantasise, wank or cry depending on my mood

>>67819143
The tragedy of man. Desires most what he can't have.

>>67819171
*blushes*
oh, well, i-i.... b-be seeing you then!
*runs out without looking back*

>>67819138
does anyone know what happened here?

>>67819112
Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory?

done a nugger dirty bugger
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>>67819112
Found him, it's the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

>>67819185
*Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay* *10 Minutes* *HD*

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>wanking to text

ah yes these words are arranged in a HIGHLY erotic manner, time to bash the bishop

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>>67819210
Yes mate

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>>67819221
>he's never wanked it to his dads copy of delta of Venus

Feel bad for you