It's official. Finland hates Sweden. War when?

>>67814586
they're just sour about us not being there for them when they really needed us.

when we accept them back into the Swedish empire with open arms, they'll find that they never actually stopped loving us.

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>tfw no gf to save in swedish-binland war

>>67814828
we're so lovable
*proceeds to ban finnish language and burn houses of finns*

>>67814586
Translate it for us-

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>>67815150
It's strange to see that we have a lot of common words with Finns. "poo" will be "kakashka" or just short "kaka", to poop will be "kakat'" in Russian.

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I support my friend and ally: Finald !

>>67814586
:^(

Durkey supports our Fingolic brothers against the wh*te menace known as swedes.
>>67815511
We also call poo "kaka". Wonder where it originated from.

>>67815511
from old Russian (600+ CE)
>lusikka, risti, pappi, pakana

from modern Russian:
>kapakka, majakka, toveri, kanava, voro

t. wiki-pro

>>67814586
Abort it

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>>67815150
Sweden is poo

>>67815511

The guy who translated the bible to Finnish loaned a lot of words from Swedish and Russian.

>>67815719
>Wonder where it originated from.
from my butthole :D:D:

>>67814586
>swede-finn war
srsly, who would win in total war without any foreign aids?

>>67814586
Finland, I'm with you!

>>67816714
Finns are born serfs, once Swedes start to prepare for war the Finns will spread their buttholes. Finns are a lesser tier of people, they're closer to Balts than to Germanics.

>>67816714
the aggressor would lose

>>67816714
Finland ez.

>>67816714
Probably the one that has an army.

>>67816714
The guys who took most of the hockey medals.

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>>67814828
I don't think there's anyone who would want to be part of your pathetic excuse of a country nowadays

>>67814586
Sweden, I'm with you!

>>67816822
Aside from a few hundred thousand Finnish immigrants.

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>>67816714
Swedes might have a chance if they had an actual army

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBhOzRvkERc&t

>>67816714
Russia, obviously.

>>67816771
>they're closer to Balts than to Germanics
How's that a bad thing? North-Eastern Europe is the whitest region in Europe despite all the memery. We have retained our archaic Upper Paleolithic genes unlike Western cucks.

>>67816960
>dumber
>historically completely fucking irrelevant

>>67816872
>nowadays
Can you read?

>>67816839
Peter the Great looking at you very disappointed.

>>67816985
on the scale from 1 to 10 how jamal are you?

>>67817032
Finns are dumb people and in terms of historical relevance and impact you are sub-saharan african tier.

You serf animals should be happy sweden was next to you, otherwise you would be belarus/ukraine tier right now.

>>67817001
And they still want to live here.

>>67816985
>>dumber
We're the smartest people in Europe actually.
>>historically completely fucking irrelevant
That's irrelevant. I'd rather be an archaic fully white Übermensch whose nation is irrelevant over being a docile, chiselled Germanic cuckboi.

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>>67816714
>implying they would fight
>implying they wouldn't just start suck each other's cock when they clash
Fucking gay cunts I swear

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>>67817057
yup, totally atleast 8/10 abdul

>>67817025
Peter the great just wanted warm water ports.
He didn't even take Finland from us despite occupying it.
So let's give friendship a chance

>>67817077
>most intelligent

Topkek, evident from all those great finnish scientists.. Oh wait.

You also act like a savage eastern european with your talk. I fucking hate you finnish scum, you should be conquered by russia again. Ungrateful dogs.

>>67817101
Friendship between Russia and Europe is hardly possible. Too much bad blood.

>>67816771
Come say that to my face and I'll obliterate your Germanic boipussy

>>67817096
Is that how people wage war in australia?

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>>67817074
Your point being, already years ago fully assimilated immigrants don't want to leave? What has that got to do with joining to be a part of your cuck country?

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>>67817118
We got a daft cunt over here.
Btw, dutch is the ugliest language on this planet.

>>67817166
Friendship between Russia and Western Europe is pretty much possible.

>>67817118
We always rank on top in European IQ charts, stay mad.
>You also act like a savage eastern european with your talk
There's nothing bad about being a savage, civilization allows docile beta vermin like Germanics to survive.

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>>67816892
>that video

>>67817166
Or we could just start acting like the men I know we can pretend to be and sort out our differences like adults.

>>67817166
Nah, Putin just likes to keep a boogyman around to stay in power. Trump being bffs with him could actually really mess him up.

>>67817101
Actually I do not hate Sweden. And some Finns actually hate Russia and Russians for
>muh Winter war
But still, I have some fingol solidarity and would like to pick them as a side. Even if they hate us, yes.

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>>67817192
Yes

Although instead of humans they bend over for birds

>>67817301
It's just that we cant trust you.

>>67817301
The best way of showing solidarity with the Finns is turning them into another grand duchy.

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>>67817307
D-DELETE THIS

>>67817307
Can confirm

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>>67817385
>swedish power fantasies: the post

>>67817593
Whose flag is it? Sweden merged with Norway?

>>67817593
Of course Finland would belong to Russia.
All I wish is to border and old historical friend of Sweden and other Nordics, where many vikings went to trade and who even named one of their regions after a Swedish princess.
Also you got a statue of a Russian tsar right outside your cathedral, admit you still want it.

>>67817339
Not like we trust our own government.

>>67814586
>Ruotsi on kakka
Jeesus Christ I laughed hard.

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>>67817696
wtf are you smoking pelle?

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>>67814586
>KAKKA
Finnland, please.

>>67817696
You still rambling little man? Now would be a perfect time to take your antipsychotics

>>67816771
Swedes will be too busy sucking immigrant cock to have a war.

>>67817270
And let's solve world hunger and global warming while we are at it. I do hope for peaceful coexistence between Russia and Europe, like it was before, but there never will be friendship between us. Too much history, too many differences.

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>>67817647
It's based on redditball.

>>67817862
>that huge Nordic polandball
>implying 30 mln nation would be more relevant than France and the UK

>>67818019
A nordic union would push Russia out of its spot as the 12th largest economy in the world.

>>67818054
We are temporary that low. Our nominal GDP was literally twice higher just 3 years ago.

>>67817781
what is it with germans and kaka?

>>67818113
Kaka is poop in russian. I guess it is in german either.

>>67818088
probably shouldn't pick fights with the largest economy, huh?

>>67818182
it's a stereotype that germans are obsessed with shit.
how true is it?

>>67818184
Ukraine isn't the largest economy and weak ruble is the result of OPEC policy.

>>67818184
I guess oil prices would drop anyway.

>>67818182
You're right Ivan.

>>67818245
>>67818269
How come your economy still is so based around oil export?

>>67818382
Because we have a lot of oil. It's hard to overpass such profits. We have developed and compeetive nuclear industry but it doesn give us even closely such profits. But mostly because every aspect of our industry was destroyed and nobody wants to recover it whe it's easier to grab some money from oil trade and then run to Sweden with your family and live like a king.

>>67818382
We are or were for the recent years the biggest oil producer in the world. We're diversifying our economy, but oil industry is still a huge part of it.

>>67818382
Shit government and apathetic population, that allows them to do whatever they want. Which is get rich and gtfo out of here as soon as possible.

I'm #TeamFinland

>>67818182
french say caca desu

>>67818382
the same reason your country is so based in importing muslims, they just cant get enough of it

>>67815719
We say cacca too, the origin is probably here.
We taught the world what shit is.

>>67818826
It's funny because for us kaka means cookie.

>>67818869
kaakao = cocoa
kakka = poo

two hard k's make the difference

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>>67816822
ok thats pretty funny, but thats a fucking pride parade or some faggot shit i dunno. but i guess the military and pride parades have become synonyms now

>>67819453
woops wrong post, meant for the hell march vid