/brit/

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

First for Canada

Might join the RAF lads being a waste of sperm isn't making me feel good.

>>67805227
>tfw she even asked me out and I still said no
state of me 2bh

worried

just wiped the floor with the insects on the typing race lads

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First for quebecois bf on the right. Anglos can suck it.

>>67805244
Why?

>>67805244
what the eff lad? are you doopin mental?

never been asked out by a girl

Fertile
Irish
Lasses

>>67805274
hi would you like to go out with me

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going bed night

>>67805244
Been there lad. Said no 3 separate times. Autism kick in for you too?

>>67805172
is he ok?

If you weren't so cowardly, would you have ended your life already?

Why are there Irish people on Brit, thought they made their choice 100 years ago. You can't have the best of both worlds you shits, you stay in the country or you don't get to enjoy our company.

>>67805288
no

>>67805289
Good night
Sleep loose

>>67805173
it's awful, wish they ripped him a new one, they're acting exactly like SJWs too worried to hurt his feelings

>>>/pol/99977067
>>>/pol/99977293
>>>/pol/99977739

>Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>>67805274
Looks like you've still never been asked out by a girl lad.

*running down the hallway because i'm late to class*
*round the corner*
*run into you*
WOAAAAAAH!!
*fall to the ground and accidentally grab your breasts*
Itai.... nani?

>>67805297

>the decisions of your great grandparents reflect your opinions

not sure there's logic in that

how much is dmt going for these days on the 'net?

>>67805240
If you really hate retail and want to play games without being neet be a security guard, I did it for a while and it was grand.

10.75 an hour to sit in building by yourself all night, I just brought my laptop along and played games and went on 4chan.

Plus you're on call so if you don't want to go in one day just dont answer your phone

>>67805338
Fuck off Canada just because you've made the same bad decision.

going to post my gimmick on /cum/ real quick

>>67805349
>An Italian drops dead at the sight of this image

need a gf (male)

int is the new pol anyway

I think I can touch Cat's belly. Never tried it full-on, but only like sideways.

>>67805202
It's quite possibly Sirius

>>67805259
at the time I'd never dated before and it was like a reflex

>>67805273
at the time, certainly

>>67805292
said no 5 times haha and yeah, although I've got it under control now and have a gf.

>>67805292
How is that autism? My oneitis asked me I wanted to go out, I said yes it turned out it was her mates playing a joke.

How can you LITERALLY push the plate of food away from you

is "a girl asked me out and i said no" a gimmick?

>>67805244
>tfw 7.5/10 qt was obsessed with me in high school and literally offered to have sex with me but pussied out at the last minute because i was afraid she would think my dick was too small
>tfw 22 year old virgin

>>67805244
yes. i'm my own worst enemy. won't happen again though, not unless she's genuinely disgusting

>>67805402
I was afraid of meeting her friends.

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>>67805431
>yes. i'm my own worst enemy

>>67805417
nah it happens if you're attractive and socially retarded

most attractive people are forced into normiehood but those who resist end up doing this kind of rubbish

wonder if the russian gov't promotes all these russian asmrtists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKqmNe_3eKY

wonder if i've been subliminally messaged to and that's why i support trump and don't dislike russia

fireman wanted to save me from the burning building but i said no

got 3rd degree burns on 70% of my body now haha what am i like x

>>67805393
FONT

>>67805460
first (Y i've gotten on brit tonight, thanks

downloading some manga

why is there no 'seek for manga?

>>67805462
Its almost impossible to be a friendless autist and be attractive. People will want to hang out with you by virtue of being attractive, as long as your presence isn't absolutely vile.

If I was ugly I would have died a friendless virgin no doubt about it.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479957197272.webm

>>67805528
Paige Turnah is fucking hideous tbf

>>67805519
It's incredibly easy to be an attractive social spastic. You can just avoid all social interaction, for one.

>>67805519
>Its almost impossible to be a friendless autist and be attractive.
Not trying to toot my own horn but....

>>67805528
howling. is this as funny for brits or is it because i'm american

>>67805528
like the way she says cock

>>67805542
she has a nice fanny at least

>>67805557
you're probably not attractive rohan

>>67805528
That video caused irreparable damage to the rigidity of my penis

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>>67805528
she is mean

>>67805352
sounds good but I'm 5'8 and built like a smack addict

who would hire me as security

>>67805199
>155lbs
>okay for my height (manlet) but want to get it down to about 140
>been absolutely terrible for months
>no exercise
>junk food
>get self conscious about putting weight on
>clearly got fatter
>weigh self
>149lbs

How is this possible, I LOOK heavier, it's even been noticed by someone I know and definitely by me, but I weigh less

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do you think these fake degrees are legit looking

might buy one off the deep weberz and get a job abroad

>>67805519
>People will want to hang out with you by virtue of being attractive
This isn't how it works mate, at least for men

>>67805631
>>67805557
>>67805549
I got added as a member to the hyper normie friend group in secondary because I was attractive and only helped their odds if we all went out to a party or something

If i was ugly tard they would have never adopted me

Just got hit with a sudden urge to cry but I really have no reason to do so. Am I breaking?

>>67805624
You don't have to be a big guy to work security, most of them are old men who were bored of retired life. It's only doormen who need to be big

>>67805654
FONT

>>67805628
You look heavier because of your own insecurity

t. Thoughts doctor

>>67805628
Loss of muscle lad

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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/23/censor-non-conventional-sex-acts-online-internet-pornography

>>67805675
But I never had any. I've never lifted in my life and I'm a student who's never done a days labour either.

>>67805654
You aren't socially retarded, as evidenced by you going to parties with them. The girl that asked me out also approached me first, but when she asked to do anything outside uni, my autism kicked in and I said no. I remember having to go to her place for a project once and I spent the entire train journey vomiting at the prospect of spending some time with someone I already considered a friend spent upwards of 50 hours a week with.

>>67805628
>lbs

fuck OFF yank

>>67805704
You walk around and stuff though

>>67805678
>blocking gay porn
>a bad thing

>>67805726
I am socially retarded la, if I wasn't drunk as a lord I was a liability to them socially. We would always predrink, when I'm drunk I can get along with anybody basically

Also that vomit anecdote just makes me feel like you're a pussy.

I've got legitimate tism in that I can't read people as easily as normies do.

>>67805745
have you read the guidelines? four fingers maximum in any orifice

jealous of you mates, when porn is 100% banned in your cunt you'll get all the girls.

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HmMMMMmmMmmMMMMMmmmMM

>>67805274
me neither but i've had people ask me out on behalf of girls

always assumed it was a trap so i said no

>>67805771
what are you going to get a degree in?

>>67805757
the pieces of paper themselves seem fine but the employer might ring up the school and you'd be fucked

*logs in to the Internet of Things*
Ah yes.... ahhh ah yessss. Yes yes ahhh yes. Things

>>67805757
>chinkshit trying to get a fake degree
not surprised

http://www.documentscenter.com/

>>67805759
>I am socially retarded
>Goes on to talk about how he'd go and socialise over drinks and how he got along with everyone
>u vomit cuz ur pussy
Way to 100% confirm you're a normie cunt searching for an excuse for why he's still a virgin.

>>67805782
dunno

>>67805788
not for teaching english aborad

>>67805757
>that imperial logo
REEEE THAT'S MY UNI YOU RETARD

I'VE WORKED MY BALLS OFF FOR 3 YEARS FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT CERTIFICATE

>>67805795
internet of things just means your toaster will be hacked into mining bitcoins for some russian

>>67805757
What's the story behind this?

interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghgyTbkjAY

>>67805814
nobody is going to lie that they were from imperial

you would be able to smell the bullshit a mile off

drank half a bottle of jack daniels today and it's only 1:27pm

You lads prepped for Thanksgiving or are you winging it?

>>67805809
inhibitions are non-existent on alcohol, have you ever been drunk?

And im not a virgin lmfao I have a gf, only girl i've ever had sex with though. And she asked me out, I just wasn't autistic enough to say no.

@67805846
Almost fell for the bait.

>>67805759
ahh yes classic dormers "not a normie i swear" starter pack

might have a yank

>>67805737
Mate I am British and all I've ever seen people use is stone/lbs for weight of humans/animals. Easier to write out it pure lbs. I wanna be 10stone.

>>67805831
read the thread

>>67805846
Thanks for giving me a handy haha

Maximus think they can send me on a work programme, I think they can fuck off lol

the state of my life

>>67805847
>And im not a virgin lmfao I have a gf
>I'm like totes not a normie though
Day of the rake when?

i made a "im not a normie" starter pack a while back but didn't post it because i felt like a bit of cunt

thanks for reading

>>67805845
Um wanna make out? x

>>67805867
Dang, too smart for me..

>>67805868
Finns have weaponized autism and yet can still socialise while drunk

I dont see how me coming out of my shell while inebriated makes me a normie

ALWAYS looking up escorts lads. Scared to actually go through with it though

morning lads

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Why haven't you given up on disgusting 3DPD whores

>>67805874
well then you can jog on back to pommyland if you're not going to assimilate

cunt

>>>/pol/99982942

>>67805905
qt

>>67805845

this is unhealthy for you =)

>>67805927
hot

>>67805845
good lad

>>67805945
lmfao look at this goon

>>67805929
I assimilate fine when I'm in Australia, this is /brit/.

>>67805905

font

>>67805940
you were in it haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDt2JJXeV7w

bit sad what france has become

Wish I was Alia Atreides.

phwoar morning lads

i think lebanese have integrated extremely well into ossie society =) who else is with me on that!! multiculturalism rocks!!!!

kill me lads

>>67805903
never you fat autist

anyway my point still stands that the only reason I ever got to hang out with normies or even lose my virginity is because of my looks

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>>67805991
FAGGOT

>>67805999
Those trips say live on amigo

>>67805968
https://lichess.org/UdETlEyB

>>67805982
He is a poor mans Luke Skywalker.

>>67805974

haha, good prank

>>67806031
2nd (You) of the night

>>67806027
>he
triggered
>He is a poor mans Luke Skywalker.
triggered

Think I'll start tripfagging.

Who's with me, lads?

>>67806027
luke skywalker is a total shitter though

>>67806012
t. Ugly delusional normie
You're not welcome here. Don't bother replying, it won't be read.

5

foy

>>67805991
cronulla riots best day of my life

*clatters you*
That'll tighten ya you fucking cunt ya

>>67806059
Some of the people on faces of /brit/ were cute

why do you find it so hard to believe attractive people frequent this general?

captcha: 1000 self

Did a workout lads

Bet I could mangle any of you runts effortlessly

Why are the Aussies and Leafs that post on /brit/ utterly shit-tier contributors?

Go to other generals on here and they're fine.

On /brit/ they fucking dreadful

>>67806094
I honestly don't think any of them were real, I never take anything on /brit/ seriously

>>67806071

mum's lived in cronulla growing up and said they had it coming haha

bit of a racist isn't she?

>>67805927
>there are people who actually find this arousing
baffling

drank the other half of the jack daniels bottle in the last 10 minutes

drinking alcoholic lemonade by myself

>Close my eyes for a moment
>Get an incredibly vivid image of a sharp object lunging at my collarbone
>Body actually naturally recoils as if being hit
Ah yes, now I'm starting to lose my fucking mind, very impressive.

put a bit of toilet paper under your foreskin after you've urinated. it will catch and neutralise those last drops that reluctantly hang around in your penishole before they decide to come out

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>>67806109
Brits aren't doing enough to help them integrate

9

good contribution to the thread m8ie

keep up the good contributions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>67806111
Wise words, Giuseppi Bonpeppi

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Sitting on my own
Chewing on a bone
A thousand million miles from home

>>67806115
based mum

wish Canada had adopted a White Canada policy desu

>>67806135
that sounds like a way to get an infection

>>67805199
who is that girl and what's going on in this video

>>67806109
Leafs are the worst posters on the site, universally, bar fucking none.

>see a nigger
>start listening to "send em all back to Africa"

>walk in to bathroom
>turn the light on
>doesnt turn on
>turn it off
>turn it back on
>it comes on
90% the lighting department for the reality show that is my life cocked up lads

>>67806166
We're also the most frequent posters after brits and yanks IIRC

success breeds jealousy

>>67806139
Not my duty, Gunnardottir

>>67806151
If you did imagine how much worse trudeau would be today

Business idea: keep making low quality posts to annoy that one lad who doesn't like australian posters

>>67806192
Its weird, asian immigrants to Canada tend to vote conservative, not liberal.

want to play Dishonored 2 but can't afford it

doing a stretch

Should I ask the qt standing near me if shes waiting for the same bus as me

*stages a coup*

>>67806166
>he's never seen a /cric/ thread when australia are playing

>>67806226
it's shit

>>67806166
Dunno, the Aussies are fucking thick cunts devoid of humour. Can't say I've ever seen one of those things ever post anything remotely interesting or funny.##

And they're incredibly thin-skinned too.

>>67806263
nothing else to do

>>67806252
*tells your jet fighters i'm dead over radio as they attack my plane*
*have a pint while it blows over*
*execute you*

>>67806256
y-you just can't handle the banter!!!

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>>67806150

>>67806139
>>67806187
Canadians are treated like shit because of a couple of shitposters that share our flag

I've always found that /brit/ is comfiest when there's no conflict, and canadian posters integrate perfectly well into threads where they're well received

Not a single day goes by on 4chan where I don't see a post from someone talking about how they hate canadians

hatred begets hatred

ahh
morning lads

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>>67806286
>And they're incredibly thin-skinned too.

True for /brit/ for some reason, not true for 4chan in general.

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>>67806300
*teleports behind you*

What the FUCK

WHERE IS THE BUS

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 12 MINUTES AGO

dumb phone poster

>>67806312
*Looks at the time*
Hmmm...

>>67806311
Take the hint and fuck off then, take the Abo fuckhounds with you too.

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>>67806312
it's only like 4am in the UK isn't it

>>67806334
hey, leaf, the bus is here. *drives off without you*

genuinely thinking of buying the art of the deal

got called a raasclaht in Brixton lads

>>67806363
Just watch the movie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump's_The_Art_of_the_Deal:_The_Movie

Going to uppercut the bus driver when he gets here

>>67806315
>people lying about having a girlfriend
is merely having a girlfriend so out there for you that you can't believe people here might have one?

sadcase

>>67806343
>>67806358
woke up to a text from the shift manager at maccies, they need me to start at 4:30 today

VERY interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZazI_mGEZvo

>>67806346
Youre the worst kind of /brit/ poster

You're probably the type to shit on yanks for not "getting" banter and yet you participate in this banal cyber bullying

got called an upper middle class bogan in hungry jack's lads.

>>67806375
didn't johnny depp get taken for half right by his lesbian wife after this was released?

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>>67806388
>an entire channel based on telling arab men how to date women from different countries

Disgusting

Paki standing near me

What do I do

>>67806386
Wouldn't answer the text and would just go back to sleep 2bh

>>67806382
Wew, looks like a nerve has been touched here

>>67806407
>no more mosques

isn't religious freedom enshrined in some piece of paper in canberra?

>>67806382
come on mate have a word with yourself

calling someone a sadcase on fucking 4chan because they insinuated you lied about having a gf. I mean it's really quite pathetic.

2bh most gf posting should be kept off of /brit/ as it's not usually amusing at all and this is coming from someone who's got a gf as well.

>>67806394
Yanks are fine.

Leafs and Aussies are not.

>>67806394
hes a sadcase who always bangs on about aussies being bad posters and writes unnecessarily vicious diatribes against people he thinks are pakis

very recognisable autistic posting style/grammar

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>>67806431
dunno what you're talking about mate nothing to do with us

God damn lads I'm so thirsty for some cunt

Why u guys know Nakajo Ayami ?

>>67806435
I've never posted about having a girlfriend here in my life (I don't even have one), it's just objectively weird that he'd assume they're lying.

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>>67806438
>Yanks are fine.

>>67806438
t. Thad Thaddison III

>>67806438
you don't belong here
>>>/cum/

>>67806469
Yeah, she shops in the same store as I do

>>67806438
foy

yanks are fucking dire posters

getting kind of bored of everything in life 2bh

kind of wish i could just find out the world is a simulation and we're just aliens playing an ultra vivid mmorpg and i could just unplug and wake up and go about my 10/10 life in the alien world

>>67806488
>Riceland

>>67806382
I'm sure there's people on here that do. But they don't act like they're some special case who needs to broadcast it and invent some crap story about a situation that didn't occur outside of their own fucking fantasies in order to attract attention from other anons.

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Its 4 in the morning, why are you fighting lads?

ah yes, existential dread again
good stuff

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>objectively weird

>>67806495
>I'm so bored of being afraid to change, I wish I would be forced to change
Pathetic

>>67806500
>>67806435
>>67806412
>>67806315
>cunts jealous of me and my HOT gf
get a life losers

good morning lads

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>>67806509
Everyone should be NICE

wonder what's the most (You)s you can get in 5 words without a pic

Got called a shitposter on /an/ lads

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>all these anal annihilated leafs and aussies itt

going to work now bye x

>>67806557
h-have a nice day?

>>67806557
buh-bye x

>>67806549
um?

>>67806549
Just got here, dont see any mad aussies, leafs going haywire though

>>67806563
stream

Gonna buy some Ikea furniture to hack

>>67806527
thats not what i said, stop filling in words

i just think life would be cooler if i were a being from a higher dimension is all

>>67806557
(Hope) (you) have a nice day lad(die)

>>67806569
I'm at work

>>67806586
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479957197272.webm

>>67806593
if it's not on /wsg/ I'm not opening it

>>67806563
just joshing im going to sleep really lol work in 5 hours though

>>67806593
this woman isn't even attractive...................

There's literally nothing wrong with being a yank. Yank posters are funnier than the average /brit/ poster moaning about his depression, posting the slags he has pined for, god-awful 'choons' he has listened to, autistic memes and other such worthless shit that falls out of his inbred skull.

>>67806576
>don't expose my cowardly attitude, I want to deny the nature of my behaviour and dream instead

give yourself a hug lads

>>67806609
sleep well, absolute madman

>>67806623
tug*

whoops haha x

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give me some good mods to install on skyrim special edition

>>67806620
mate you are just begging to be hatted

>>67806622
when i transcend this form you're the first one i'm coming for

>>67806620
>There's literally nothing wrong with being a yank

FOY
O
Y

>hungry
>no food
>everywhere else has closed

REEEE

>>67806644
which platform

>>67806644

4chan.org/vg/elder

>>67806644
animated prostitution

>>67806620
nice proxy

>>67806620
foy

>>67806620
woke as fuck

most redpilled post i've ever read on /brit/

ah yes, time to destroy some nerds in a childrens fantasy online card game

Pretending to text

Ignore this post

Anyone got an invite to gaytorrent.ru?
getmeaudible AT gmail DOT com

>>67806593
>those eyes

clearly a mudblood

>>67806709
sent

thaicuck

>>67806620
I agree.

>>67806620
shannot be reading this

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death of marat 2.0 will be me in a painting

someone will instagram a photo of me doing a poo and people will look at it as a masterpiece for centuries....

>>67806666
How can you mod anything but the PC
>>67806672
bad post
>>67806676
interesting

Bus just slipped on the slush lads

anyone else go through phases of being utterly disgusted at the human form

The Labour elite need to realise the UK is not London, London is very brown and you can pander to their ethnic pride and dislike of the whites "You're wonderful! You make this place so vibrant and diverse! London would be shit if it were still filled with white people that spoke English in an English accent!" Then they get out of the M25 and realise the most common eye colour is blue and they can't win the identity politics game in England.

>>67806733
>that time /sp/ doxxed her and found out she's a literal Moscow gangbang club slut

>>67806770
feels bad man the image I had conjured in my head was a pure nationalist putin supporting russian qt

>>67806770
W-What?

tear down this wall

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>this twat mobile blogposting every single one of his movements

>>67806763
i do


i wish i were an alien

>>67806750
skyrim se has modding via bethesda.net for xbone and ps4

get realism mods to do with needs and weather - i use frostfall and realistic needs and diseases.

get something to balance the economy and reduce the ease of acquiring late game rape items - I use morrowloot

get a mod that makes enemies smarter in combat, and a mod that increases damage output/input so that if you're good, you can kill shit easy but get killed easy if you make a mistake - can't remember the name of the mod i use for this

get no more vampire attacks or your cities will become ghost towns because of vampire attacks

>>67806750
>Bad post
I figure they ought to be able to provide you with more assistance than we

>>67806782
So did everyone
>>67806785
Ya m8, she's a "model"/pornstar who is known for taking multiple dicks at various nightclubs throughout Moscow. I forgot her name but it's true.

In the other pics/gifs of her at the 2014 WC shes with some Putin looking lad. Turns out that's her pimp.

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the gf

what the fuck is wrong with this country?

>>67806858
Too many yanks haha

ahaha

no bottle around so might just piss myself

In bed can't sleep

When you try to sleep what goes through your head? I have these little fantasies and stories and wars i play out and think deeply about them, like massive grand strategy type things, and it hard to sleep because of them

managed to defuse the internet gf acting up scenerio

leafs fuck off now, you know the drill

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the gf

so much for that early night then aye!

haha

>>67806899
>internet gf

mental aha

>>67806857
would have a so-called family with a girl that looked like this

>>67806918
DON'T

>>67806763
no
sounds like disassociation/DPD

Alright this is getting ridiculous

I am placing myself under the duvet

Good night, lads and chaps

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> Take the hint and fuck off then, take the Abo fuckhounds with you too.

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also the gf

>>67806924
what?

>>67806926
same init

>>67806926

good night my favourite /brit/ poster x

*kisses you*

>>67806890
>>67806890
Pretend I'm Sauron and I'm taking over the country.

Fantasize about a bi guy that I liked 5 years ago.

thailad is it ok if i say you're working in sheffield tesco?

>>67806952
bit fucking gay

>>67806967
bit straight

>>67806942
don't have children

>>67806967

it's ok because he's icelandish

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>>67806964
any excuse desu

>>67806964
nottingham is more appropriate

>>67806964
yeh

sound

>>67806976
reported

Lads go into chrome > new tab and scroll down to see the shit Google recommends to you, a new feature.

Daily reminder Google knows everything about you

england, scotland and ireland all have land in their names but not wales

mind boggling

>>67806976
why are you paying alimony or some shit?

had a chinky earlier and now think i might vom

might just get fucking drunk

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>>67806985
>entrance/exit
>with bollards in the way

hmmmm

britain is a very strange place

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the third gf

>>67807018
1.0L shitbox peugeots only

>>67807042
>>67807042
>>67807042

>>67807018
that's not the entrance mong

>>67807012
wales is just a part of england

>>67805244

same for me m8. same for me...........................................