Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

come on tough guy

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Took you long enough

why do asians smoke

>>67792654
For that sweet, sweet throat kick and nicotine.

What are the best Japanese cigarettes?

theme music
https://youtu.be/8-PN4V8_1zk

sugoirettes

>>67793187
Knowing the Japanese, they'd laugh at that pun.

Everyone else just facepalmed, though.

whats this other new japanese thread im seeing? why is it here and not on /jp/?

>>67785347
>>67785347

>>67793766
/jp/ deletes on sight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhQiz8z_lUE&feature=youtu.be

a young man said "say it again".
a old man"give me your seat because it is priority seat for old".
a young man said "I don't want to give you my seat because of your behavior".
a old man said "You can't understand japanese, then you are not japanese, aren't you".
Japs land is shit.

>>67793766
Perhaps you should post rila and tao there as well

明日、期末試験がある。

一日中に復習することを楽しまないし、科目が興味がないけど、勿論仕方が無い。

>>67793766
南米人と中東人多いな
やっぱり海外のアニオタって白人少ないよな

>>67793963
>2ch discussion in real life

I'm yakuza

>>67793963
つまんんねえ

>>67794286
Give us a job, boss.

>>67794348
じゃあ、なんか面白い事書いてみて。

>>67792654
Because cigarettes are still cheaper somewhat in Asian countries than western countries.

DJTとこのスレッドを掛け持ちしてる人ってどれくらいいるの?
how many of you are browsing this thread and the DJT thread?

>>67794774
why is that the case

>>67794881
i'm enjoying watching the brazilians argue like children

>>67794881
I want to kill myself

>>67793963
>どちらが悪いのか?
明らかにその動画を撮ったクズだろ

>>67794919
Asian countries nowadays are like what western countries were in 10-20 years ago. Soon, we will have cigarette price rising as you did in the past.

>>67795049
Honestly, I was surprised that the djt have many Brazilians.

>>67795079
なぜ?

>>67795346
there's only two or three

>>67795545
That's like half of the Brazilians who have Internet.

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>>67795647
cheeky

>>67795273
Are you guys stuck in the 90's?
Can I join you?

I still find it amazing that I can banter with people all over the globe, any time I want, through a flat box in my pocket.

Thanks for being there, guys.

>>67795743
Give it ten years and Japan will be multicultural

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>>67795896
That's the most triggering sentence I've read all day.

>>67794194
一日中、復習するのは楽しくない。is better desu.
試験頑張って。

>>67795944
I don't see why they should remain homogeneous while we suffer in the multicultural shithole west.

It will be interseting to see how Japan copes with nig nogs and whoever else ...

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>>67792518

おはよう。
今日は寒いね。
皆の街は雪が降ってる?

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is this the end of the japanese thread?


>>67796129
i like your room

>>67796176
>is this the end of the japanese thread?
Only when you show up

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>>67796171
>皆の街は雪が降ってる?
や、やめろ

腹減り過ぎてヤバいので今日もプルコギピザを食う

>>67796085
people don't wanna come to here because of the language barrier and the bad economy situation.
Plus, we have learned from you about what will happen if we accept immigrants.

>>67796176
please go there and post your rila pics

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>>67796311
YOU WILL ACCEPT MULTICULTURALISM
YOU RACIST NIPS

peru is this you >>67796362

>>67795346
i think it's just amplified by them being extremely loud.
220 replies
70 posters

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>>67796129
Farewells are never easy, isac.

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>>67796176

>>67796503
DO YOU KNOW A HALF POLISH HALF GREENLAND WEEABOO NAMED JAN?

>>67796503
Wait a minute, where's your old PC and CRT monitor?

>>67796171
ここで雪を見たのはもう3年前のことになるかな
今日も雨すら降ってない
これはこれは悲しい

djtスレにいる人の中に日本語できる人は少ないから英語レスばかり書き込んでるかな

Mods are truly fucked up
Now we got two Japanese thread on the same board
What thoses stupid fuck were thinking?

>>67796636
あなたは書き込んでこないの?

>>67796677
One is for Japanese language learners, and the other one is for talking with Japanese posters, correct?

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>>67796586
never heard of him
>>67796613
just near behind, old PII is on the right

>>67796754
this is correct

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>>67796633
その気持ちがわかるぜ

>>67796733

>>67796921
it better fucking not
your shitty template is terrible for anyone who wants to learn japanese

But I wonder if it's allowed to have two thread at the same time on the same board, which is regarding Japan.

>>67796704
聞きたいことがあれば誰も助けてくれません(´・ω・｀)
ここはずっとまし

>>67796972
So,,, if we change the template to the djt one, everything is gonna be fine for you?

>>67797013
ここも大概だよ

>>67796778
Oh well.

I'm sorry for what my country did to your culture.

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次は漢字の勉強だ

>>67796226
雪、降ってないって事か?
以外と寒くないんだな。
>>67796633
南の方?
家は雨だけど、東京の方は降ってるみたい。
11月に東京で雪が降るのは、54年振りだって。

>>67797091
if /djt/ is going to stay on /a/ then I would at least change the "How to learn Japanese" link to /a/'s. the one on here has broken links for crying out loud.
if /djt/ is moving here, i'd rather have both threads separate.

>>67796636
djtって、日本語を勉強したり、使ってみるスレではないの?
行った事ないけど、何スレ?

>>67797223
okay. I don't mind if the both thread are separated or gathered.
Are you from the djt thread, or do you usually browsing this thread also?

>>67797115
冬になったら寒くなるけど(0度くらい)あのアメリカ人の住む所と同じでこの数年間は雨しか降ってない。

>>67797403
i'm from this thread but i've peeked into their threads before.

フンババの画像ください

>>67797115
北西海岸
雨はいつものことだけど
この街に雪は特にこない

いま、life is strangeをプレイしている。
アメリカの街っていいなぁ。って思う。

>>67797419
カナダでそんなに暖かい場所ってあるの?カナダの一番南でもデトロイト周辺でしょ?

>>67797392
>日本語を勉強したり、使ってみるスレではないの
そうだけど全員は英語を話してる
日本人もいないし
時々誰かが「これ訳して!」と
>>67797547
僕もそう思った
オレゴン州の小さな街に住んでたらいいなって思ってしますよね

>>67797780
see >>67797490
太平洋のおかげで暖かい

>>67797419
雪が全然降らないのは淋しいけど、
住むには良い場所だな。

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雪だ

雪だ!!!!

嬉しい!!

>それでも母は耐えきれずに家を去り、俺も12の時に家を出た。
Can someone tell me what 耐えきれず means in that sentence, please?

>>67797490
西海岸は、北の方でも暖かいんだな。

>>67797960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrsrzHj5770

>>67797838
良く知らないけど、ヨーロッパも羨ましい。
埼玉の片田舎に住んでるけど、都会の悪い部分と田舎の悪い部分が一緒になったような感じだ。

>>67798034
"my mom couldn't stand anymore, so she left the house, then I left too when I was age of 12."

>>67798195
Thank you very much

>>67797901
ありがとうございます
でも雪が降ってほしい

>>67797901
まあ降らなくても
雪が全然見られないということではない、山あるし
スキーなどのときに雪を享受することができる

>>67797838
>そうだけど全員は英語を話してる
ありがとう。
なるほど、2chの語学スレみたいな感じか。

>>67796338
ill do one better, i will make their op's too

>>67798255
そっか、雪が見たければ、少し車を走らせればいい。
良い場所だね。
こちらもほとんど雪が降らない地域だから、
実はスタットレスタイヤを持っていないw

>>67798411
>new djt thread with rila pic

I feel sorry to them, but I wanna see how they react it.

>>67798222
>tfw the jap beats you to it
http://ejje.weblio.jp/sentence/content/%E8%80%90%E3%81%88%E3%81%8D%E3%82%8C%E3%81%9A
btw you can look up examples
>But my mother, unable to bear it, left the house, and I left the house, too, when I was twelve.
>>67798110
改装したコンテナーに住んでいるからどこでもうらやましい

>>67798535
theyre threads move faster so i can do it more times per day

>>67798535
badly

>>67798623
>>67798622
>>67798616
>>67798615
>>67798609
>>67798592

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>it's snowing in Japan
I'm happy...happy and jealous

>mfw i accidentally posted this in the wrong thread

>>67798587
Thanks so much that site really seems usefull

>>67798387
2chの語学スレ見たことないけれど
DJTで時々日本語の会話したりするよ
日本語わかる人はそんなに少なくはないと思う
初心者の方が多いということで英語は基準かな

>>67798680
Which thread did you post it on?

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>>67798722
It's a secret, I don't want you to see my shame.

Have you made any snow angels yet?

...Do they make snow angels in Japan?

>>67798699
http://ejje.weblio.jp/turbo/
this is English dictionary for Japanese people, but it give the fastest result than others. I like this website.

>>67798823
It really seems sweet
You guys are awesome

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>>67795896
>>67796085
>>67796311
>>67796407
No pls don't. Japan is one of the few homogenous countries on the planet that isn't that way because of nigs or cuckoldry.
I once thought highly of Sweden and then "refugees" happened. At least Mexicans take up shitty jobs no one else wants.
Nationalism shouldn't be frowned upon if the people are friendly.

>>67798803
>snow angels
We don't have an equivalent word for snow angels in Japanese language, but I did it when I was a kid.
I remember that my mom got angry about it. She taught me that snow is very dirty thing, because it contains lots of tiny polluted particles.

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>>67798874

>>67798960
So does air.

>>67798913
number of foreign people (especially asian people) is getting higher and higher in recent days.
I'm a poor fag. I live in an apartment where lots of them living together. My neighbor of right side is brazilian and I can't even communicate him because he can't speak Japanese nor English. And my neighbor of lift side is Chinese family. They speak Japanese well, but they are very noisy..

>>67798960
そのため子供の頃雪合戦禁止だった
無視したのに

>>67798705
なるほど。
>2chの語学スレ
実は、自分も語学板にそんなに詳しくないけど、
英語(もしくは他言語)について、資格や、文法ect…を日本語で語りあうような場所。
>時々日本語の会話したりするよ
そっか、やっぱり使ってみるのが一番だよな。

>>67799137
If I walk down a typical Japanese street how likely is it that I'll run into somebody who doesn't belong?
Maybe you could herd the foreigners into hamlets of their own kind.
There are Germans in Mexico who keep to themselves this way.

>>67799144
俺のところもそうだったよ。
昔はディーゼルの排気ガス規制もなくて、空気が悪かった。今はだいぶ綺麗になったよね。昔は、自転車で1時間くらい走ると、顔がすすで少し黒くなったのを覚えてる。

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>>67798960
>I remember that my mom got angry about it. She taught me that snow is very dirty thing, because it contains lots of tiny polluted particles.
I'm sure it won't kill you.

Dirt is dirty too, but we all used to roll around in it when we were kids.

>>67799291
>If I walk down a typical Japanese street how likely is it that I'll run into somebody who doesn't belong?
Most of part are still homogeneous society. If you come to rural area, 99.9% of people are Japanese.
But if you come to my neighbor, you will find 30% of people are not Japanese. Yes, here is poor area.

>Maybe you could herd the foreigners into hamlets of their own kind.
Yes. It's more like I moved to an area that is famous residential area for foreigners.
Life is suffering.

>>67799481
流行ってんのかこのふざけたハムフェース

>>67799529
>(´・ω・`)
どうも、眉毛と思われる短い線が目で、口の横にある2つのドットがホクロに見える。

>>67799307
電気自動車は増えると今より奇麗になっていい
俺の郷里は90代ぐらいまで鉄鋼生産で有名だったからどんなに掃除しても窓がいつも灰だらけだった

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>>67798652
>>67798411

>>67799714
ボルクスワーゲンの不正でヨーロッパや中国の空気は汚い

>>67798535
www

>>67799714
電気自動車はまだあんまり見ないけど、最近ハイブリッド車が大分多くなってきたよ。ざっと見て30%くらいの車が既にハイブリッド車なような気がする。ドイツも同じかな?

ボルクスワーゲンのせいでオゾン層が破壊され北極の氷が溶けた

>>67799508
>I moved to an area that is famous residential area for foreigners.
Future you chose.
Who are the biggest criminals?

>>67796245
>>67798697
hmm these posts make it seem like he is a troll that posts rila to piss people off because he wants them out

ドイツもこいつも

>>67799639
ボルクスワーゲンのせいでホワイトクリスマスがなくなった

ボルクスワーゲンのせいで温暖化が進み我々は地獄の暑さを耐えなければならなくなった
ボルクスワーゲンのせいで…

>>67800006
アンカーミスった
ごめんなさい

ボルクスワーゲン思い出す

たびになみだする

>>67799888
悪い
彼奴らなんてもっと厳しい罰を受ければよかった

>>67799912
残念ながら電気自動車はおろか電気自動車さえあんまり見ない

>>67800095
>残念ながら電気自動車はおろかハイブリッドさえあんまり見ない

>>67798680
Good morning cute poster kun.
It's raining in my town…but,very cold today(´・ω・`)
How about your town?

>>67799972
>Who are the biggest criminals?
Maybe, Chinese. Mainly they steal parked cars.

>>67800151
>>残念ながら電気自動車はおろかハイブリッドさえあんまり見ない
ところで日本語すごくうまいね。この言い回しはなかなかできないよ。

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別の悲しい夜だね

>>67799973
thats how things work on here though, it may be perfectly acceptable to have threads with 1300 posts and still be on page 8 on /jp/ but we dont have that on /int/ because its a faster moving board

>>67799991
www
「これドイツんだ?」
「おらんだ」
このオヤジギャグをドイツとオランダの国境沿いで言ってみたい。

>>67800262
辞書で学べる日本語って

うまいどころじゃないよ

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>>67800157
>It's raining in my town…but,very cold today(´・ω・`)
I heard rumours that it's snowing in Japan. Isn't there a white blanket of snow covering everything?

It's warm and dry here. I want it to rain so I can feel cosier though.

>>67800374
電波少年で昔やってたよね。キャイーンだっけか?懐かしい。ウドがゲイに襲われたのを覚えてるけど、今思えばヤラセだったな。

>>67800095

空気が汚いのは中国が一番悪いんだけどね
ヨーロッパのは多分ボルクスワーゲン

>>67800281
That's not what I'm referring to. It seems like you just don't want them or the thread here and you're using Rila in retaliation.

>>67800509
i dont want them, but if theyre gonna stay ill make threads anyway

>>67800429
>ウドがゲイに襲われた
出川じゃないの?
ウドちゃんはああ見えて、すごくケンカが強いらしいわ。
https://youtu.be/dpM7fRUoPwo

>>67800390
Only Tokyo area had snowing this morning.
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=ja&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jorudan.co.jp%2Funk%2F
You can see how the snowing is giving a fuck to commuting in Tokyo area here.

>>67800539
It's fine that you don't want them, I don't really care but I don't think they belong here either. It's just interesting that it seems like you're using Rila in a retaliatory sense.

>>67800390
It's snowing pretty heavily in my home town right now.
I decided to stay at home all day and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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Today is Thanksgiving in America (though still technically tomorrow for them). Following tradition, let's all take turns saying what we're thankful for.

I'll start: I'm thankful for nihonjins and shobons.

>>67800593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHbee427C1c
出川もだね。たしか、Stop AIDSだかそんな企画だった気がする。
キャイーンのやつはこれ。超絶糞画質だけど、よかったらどうぞ。

How to get a right-wing Japanese gf?

>>67800681
I'm thankful for my mum and dad for having taken good care of me.
And I'm sorry for how I turned out in spite of that.

>>67800644
not retaliatory just bait

>>67800733
you can educate your Japanese gf into right-wing.

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>>67800679
>I decided to stay at home all day and think about where I went wrong with my life.
O-oh, well it's always good to self-reflect from time to time. The brooding winter months are a good time for that.

>>67800628
Snow always seems to mess up the transportation in big cities. When I was at school, whenever it snowed even a teeny amount or the roads got icy, the bus couldn't go up the hill and I used to get the day off school.

I shudder to think what any significant snowfall would do the city.

>>67800681
I'm thanksful for my big sister, because she didn't tell anything to my parents even though she knows I sometimes stole her underwear.

>>67800429
>>67800691
昔どこかで見た事があると思ったけどそれだ!
ありがとう、懐かしすぎるw

>>67800681
I'm thankful for the fact that one day I will experience death's sweet embrace so that I may feel but one brief moment of joy.

>>67800892
living the dream

why did you steal her underwear? i just dont get panty sniffing, i know what its about but it just isnt for me

わーい雪だ

>>67800892
wお姉ちゃんほしい

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>>67801009
やめてください
心が折れてます

>>67801003
>i just dont get panty sniffing
not for sniffing but for wearing
while masturbating, you can push an area where her vagina is supposed to be located at by your finger, so you can feel something special.

>>67800892
やはり、お前はぱんつやだよな

>>67801072
does imouto pants work

>>67801072
>something special
your finger up your bum?

>>67801009
去年の台湾?

>>67801122
nice anatomical knowledge lmao

>>67801122
おい

>>67801107
違います。僕はただの変態です。

>>67801120
I don't have imouto, so I don't know, but it should work.

>>67801122
more like fingering up at an area between your balls and anus.

>>67800390
>It's warm and dry here
It seems comfy.
but,I hope you,It will be rain soon.

heh im not the only one that wants them gone

>>67801093

>>67801067
わーい氷の結晶だ

>>67801137
東京のこと、NHKワールドで見た

>>67801009
え?まさか、南国の台湾でも雪が降ってるの?Σ(ﾟДﾟ)

>>67801210
>ただの変態です
そっか
つまらん

>>67801241
Why do you want to let them go away from /int/?

>>67801366
because its splitting up our thread

>>67801384
all it's doing is bringing in a truckload of refugees from /a/

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>>67800743
Good thanksgiving.

>>67800892
>>67800981
Very peculiar, but you seem to have the right spirit at least.

>>67801384
it's interesting for me because there are almost no Japanese flags on that thread.

>>67801507
It's not even fucking Thanksgiving yet, let's hold our horses.

>>67801535
its a general exiled from /a/, you didnt actually expect real japanese people on /a/ did you?

heres another surprise for you; most of /pol/ is actually hispanic

>>67801425
yeah but thats not a good thing look at the pol fags who ruined /tv/ and are starting to ruin this board

Halloweenは日本でも有名になったけど、Thanksgivingはいまいちだね。

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東京は雪か

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>>67801563
It's Thanksgiving in Japan and Europe. Or, y'know, it would be if we celebrated it here and there.

What are you thankful for, anon?

>>67801652
>heres another surprise for you; most of /pol/ is actually hispanic
How do you know that?

>>67800681
bruh even at 12am for us that's too early. It's not really Thanksgiving until we wake up the next day.

今日は秋葉原に買い物に行こうかな。

>>67801665
ハロウィンは世界中でやってるけどサンクスギビングはアメリカとカナダぐらいじゃないの。
日にちも違うし木曜日だからな

>>67801781
they posted irl pics some time ago and there was a /pol/ fb page and most of the people who liked it were either white losers or hispanics

>>67800759
Is that how you use her here?

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>>67801674
Tomorrow I'm going to be grateful I have the day off to read in nihongo and eat more food than usual.

>>67801889
Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving?

>>67801889
実際、何をやるのかよく分からないよね。
親戚で集まって、七面鳥を食べる?
日本でいうと正月のようなものなのかな。

>>67801665
Thanksgiving is probably the best holiday as an adult

>>67801652
>heres another surprise for you; most of /pol/ is actually hispanic
Loved how most said 90% of /pol/ was American before they got flags, when that's far from truth, really.

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>>67801665
Halloween is an international holiday that we can all get behind, but Thanksgiving only really has strong meaning to Americans and Canadians.

When I was young, we used to celebrate harvest festival by bringing food into school to send abroad, but I don't know if they do that anymore.

>>67802026
要するにその通りだ

>>67802028
>best holiday
Why do you think so?

>>67801966
Yes, but we have ours in October.

>>67802132
thanksgiving is a puritan/christian celebration

america also has Kwanzaa which is black people's christmas

What happened to http://wilsonjj.me/jptv/#openModal?

>>67802132
Halloween is not particularly popular in Europe.

あーまた鏡割っちゃった
何回目だよもう(´･_･`)

>>67802132
Just adopt it, Christmas was adopted by Japan and its original meaning is mostly lost now. It's great. Could just be about giving thanks and eating the particular foods associated with it.

>>67802154
We eat specific food that most people only have on Thanksgiving, and a lot, to last the whole weekend. Usually see a lot of family and the atmosphere is very calm and friendly. A big city feels like a small town for that day. Black Friday kind of ruined it though since it starts Thanksgiving afternoon now.

Also, after Thanksgiving it becomes Christmas season right after.

>>67802304
あのんくん、ついてないね

i was just looking at black friday deals, does japan have black friday discounts at stores?

>>67802374
Some but it's not a big thing there [spoiler]yet[/spoiler]

it turned into a Black Week basically and it extends to internet shopping too.

>>67802374
Just started this year among a limited number of (online?) shops. I don't know if it gets popular...

>>67802446
>it turned into a Black Week basically and it extends to internet shopping too.
Just to clarify, I'm referring to ours, not Japan.

>>67802482
yes i know, they had to adapt it to onlince shopping because here in england online shopping is killing retailers

>>67802468
https://youtu.be/Y9_LMQc2Z-o
pepper ur angus

I want to see if the famous Japanese civility flies out the window like everywhere else.

>>67802446
>it turned into a Black Week basically and it extends to internet shopping too
How progressive.

>>67802633
Well we've also had Cyber Monday the following week for a few years so that's what the online version is called but they have kind of been blurred together.

>>67802670
cyber monday is the name for the monday before christmas when people rush to buy online gifts because theyre too busy during the week at work and monday usually gives them enough time to get their present on time

>>67800593
Non stop
噴いたw

>>67802632
https://youtu.be/5CFI4Bw2r8o
4:38

>>67802633
For centuries, the adjective "black" has been applied to days upon which calamities occurred. Many events have been described as "Black Friday", although the most significant such event in American History was the Panic of 1869, which occurred when financiers Jay Gould and James Fisk took advantage of their connections with the Grant Administration in an attempt to corner the gold market. When President Grant learned of this manipulation, he ordered the treasury to release a large supply of gold, which halted the run and caused prices to drop by eighteen percent. Fortunes were made and lost in a single day, and the president's own brother-in-law, Abel Corbin, was ruined.

The earliest known use of "Black Friday" to refer to the day after Thanksgiving occurs in the journal, Factory Management and Maintenance, for November 1951, and again in 1952. Here it referred to the practice of workers calling in sick on the day after Thanksgiving, in order to have a four-day weekend. However, this use does not appear to have caught on. Around the same time, the terms "Black Friday" and "Black Saturday" came to be used by the police in Philadelphia and Rochester to describe the crowds and traffic congestion accompanying the start of the Christmas shopping season. In 1961, the city and merchants of Philadelphia attempted to improve conditions, and a public relations expert recommended rebranding the days, "Big Friday" and "Big Saturday"; but these terms were quickly forgotten.[8][9][62][63]

Use of the phrase spread slowly, first appearing in The New York Times on November 29, 1975, in which it still refers specifically to "the busiest shopping and traffic day of the year" in Philadelphia. Although it soon became more widespread, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported in 1985 that retailers in Cincinnati and Los Angeles were still unaware of the term.[64]

>>67802633
As the phrase gained national attention in the early 1980s, merchants objecting to the use of a derisive term to refer to one of the most important shopping days of the year suggested an alternative derivation: that retailers traditionally operated at a financial loss for most of the year (January through November) and made their profit during the holiday season, beginning on the day after Thanksgiving.[8] When this would be recorded in the financial records, once-common accounting practices would use red ink to show negative amounts and black ink to show positive amounts. Black Friday, under this theory, is the beginning of the period when retailers would no longer be "in the red", instead taking in the year's profits.[8][64][65] The earliest known published reference to this explanation occurs in the Philadelphia Inquirer for November 28, 1981.[66]

>>67802670
Cyber Monday is a marketing term for the Monday after the Thanksgiving holiday in the United States. The term "Cyber Monday" was created by marketing companies to persuade people to shop online. The term was coined by Ellen Davis and made its debut on November 28, 2005 in a Shop.org press release entitled "'Cyber Monday Quickly Becoming One of the Biggest Online Shopping Days of the Year".[1]

According to the Shop.org/Bizrate Research 2005 eHoliday Mood Study, "77 percent of online retailers said that their sales increased substantially on the Monday after Thanksgiving, a trend that is driving serious online discounts and promotions on Cyber Monday this year (2005)".

In 2014, Cyber Monday online sales grew to a record $2.68 billion, compared with last year's $2.29 billion. However, the average order value was $124, down slightly from 2013's $128.[2]

The deals on Cyber Monday are online-only and generally offered by smaller retailers that cannot compete with the big retailers. Black Friday generally offers better deals on technology, with nearly 85% more data storage deals than Cyber Monday. The past Black Fridays saw far more deals for small appliances, cutlery, and kitchen gadgets on average than Cyber Monday. Cyber Monday is larger for fashion retail. On the past two Cyber Mondays, there were an average of 45% more clothing deals than on Black Friday. There were also 50% more shoe deals on Cyber Monday than on Black Friday.[3]

Cyber Monday has become an international marketing term used by online retailers across the world.

>>67802845
>>67802857
>>67802897
stop chain posting articles you doofus

>>67802750
No, it's not the monday before Christmas, it's the monday after Thanksgiving. Why did you copypasta wiki? I already know about these things.

>>67803021
for the japanese posters who might not know

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>>67803050
That's a lot of words for the Nihonjins to read.

Please read over the article and concisely summarise it in a few sentences using intermediate level English in future.

>>67802814
That's not too bad. Japan is still materialistic like the west. When they start fighting and having no regard for other people then it's a problem.

>>67803097
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%96%E3%83%A9%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF%E3%83%95%E3%83%A9%E3%82%A4%E3%83%87%E3%83%BC_(%E8%B2%B7%E3%81%84%E7%89%A9)

『沈黙 -サイレンス-』は遠藤周作の小説『沈黙』を原作とし、マーティン・スコセッシが監督を務める。出演はアンドリュー・ガーフィールド、リーアム・ニーソン、アダム・ドライバー、窪塚洋介、浅野忠信、イッセー尾形、塚本晋也、小松菜奈、加瀬亮、笈田ヨシら。日本では2017年1月21日公開予定。

原作もってるけどまだ読んでない
映画公開までに読んどくか

>>67803169
I can't blame them. They just want to get something good for their loving families.

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B5%E3%82%A4%E3%83%90%E3%83%BC%E3%83%9E%E3%83%B3%E3%83%87%E3%83%BC

Saibāmandē and Burakkufuraidē

>>67803097
>intermediate level English
Is it easy for you to write sentence in easy way for English learners?
I'm not familiar with writing Japanese in easy way, so I just am wondering it.

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>>67803378
Yes, you just have to avoid using complicated words or too many clauses in your sentences.

I imagine it's the same in Japanese.

a bunch of retards too autistic for even /a/ have raided /int/ with their shitty /djt/ and want to get rid of 日本語スレッド

>>67803747
just get the ausfag eosterian on it

>>67803747
you're a moron
DJT is here because a mod kicked it out of /a/, not because of a raid

>>67803747
>learn nihongo for animu

>>67803917
djt is here because they're too autistic for /a/ so the /a/ mods gave them the boot

put their stupid shit in /trash/ and be done with it

>>67803917
Why /int/ though? It doesn't belong here. I don't want /a/ refugees infecting this board.

>>67804148
/a/ doesn't even want them

>>67804202
I don't have a problem with them personally, I have no idea what they are like, but it's a large group of people not from here coming in at once. Not good.

11月からこんな雪降るなんてめずらしいな

>>67804202
>/a/ refuses them
>/int/ refuses them
refugees?

>>67803917
seemed weird that mod kicked it out for improper thread, checking up meaning and usage of words from anime isn't even allowable there?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3963720/Sacre-bleu-end-traditional-French-baguette-New-loaf-BENT-half-make-easier-fit-shopping-bag.html

hey the f

あなたはミルクを飲みますか? 日本の乳糖不耐症ですか?

>>67804503
お兄ちゃんのミルクしか飲みませんわ

>>67804503
>乳糖不耐症
実感ない。牛乳飲んでも別にお腹壊さないし。

>>67804545
うわー!エッチ!

>>67804503
飲めるけど、その場で1リットルとか大量に飲んだらやられるな

白人はその場で1リットル飲んでも下痢とか腹部膨満とかなく平気な人が多数らしいな

>>67804442
It was for over 4 years. Not anymore, apparently.

>>67804503
時々飲むけど、飲みすぎるとお腹を壊す。

>>67804503
そうでもないな、元々あまり飲まないし

>>67804654
私は今あなたの牛乳をすべて飲むでしょう。 私の胃は壊れません。 やきもちやいてるの?

>>67804374
54年ぶりだって。
>>67804352
雪でも生足、もう意地だな。

>>67804774
いいのよ
私の"牛乳"全部飲んでね

そもそもタダの水も一気に1リットル飲むと下痢するだろ
腹壊すのは牛乳だけじゃない

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糞風邪

>>67804821
これは私が意味するものではありません。あなたは変態した男です. 恥!

明日はいよいよあの日だな
やっぱ秋といえば顔射祭ですねー

>>67804856
あなたの胃は繊細です。 多分あなたの水は汚いですか?

forbidden word in this thread: おちんぽみるく

おちんぽ珈琲

今日も成田空港でセックス目的で来日する汚らしい外人をブロックする仕事が始まる。

>>67804856
別に一気のこと言ったんじゃないけど、1回の食事の内にね。

生ビールとか、好きな人はその場で2L以上飲むけど全然平気じゃん

>>67804856
コップ一杯以上飲むとお腹が緩くなるから水とは明らかに違う。
体質だろうね。

>>67804922
>>67805018
ありがとう。 あなたは私に新しい日本語の単語を教えています。

>>67804922
そんなもの美味しいの?

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DJT here. If you don't want us on /int/, let the new /a/ mod know. We've already done our part: >>67803651

>>67792518
Hey Japan. I heard you got hit by another Earthquake/Tsunami.

Here's hoping you all turned out okay. My prayers are with you guys.

>>67804922
wouldnt it be 福島 リラ and 岡本 多緒

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>>67805094
この子のおちんぽみるくは美味しそう, doesn't it?

>>67805112
tell him to move it to /jp/ theres plenty of space for them there

>>67805112
You are strange people.

>>67804878
え?

私の牛乳嫌いなの
傷ついたわ

>>67805112
What about asking Hiromoot to creat a brand new board for /djt/? I'm regret to say this but it seems like you guys are hated by /a/ people....

>>67805161
すっごく
飲みたい…

>>67805115
thank you.
we're all right.

>>67804856
どんだけ軟弱な体してんだよw

>>67805178
See >>67789809
>>67805237
>it seems like you guys are hated by /a/ people
Vocal minority.

>>67805210
悲しくならないでください。 あなたのミルクは最高です!

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>>67805257
ほんっと飲みたいよね。ちんぽとちんぽを擦り合わせて、兜合わせしたい。

だれか俺に英語を教えてくれ。Hopefully, I wanna date with a western girl. I don't care if she is a weeb or not.

>>67805315
おい もしかしてホモなのか
超キモッ
私ちんぽミルク飲みたいだけだホモセックスとかほしくない

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>>67793766
それは、/a/のDJTの分家
旧い約束により、僕はそのスレには手をださない
ただ、/jp/に日本語スレの分家を作ることも
有志により試みられてもよいと思う
>>67797392
above
>>67794881
上記
>>67797838
DJTは日本語学習の幼稚園
そこの保母さん私ではない
日本語の基礎が出来ているなら
このスレで質問しな

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>>67805430
いや、ニューハーフが好きなだけで、ガチホモじゃないよ。

>>67805411
I hear Japanese are sexist against women. Western women are used to freedom.

>>67805649
It is a stereotype just for old generation. Young Japanese males aren't like them.

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>>67801107
わいは、ここ
>>67802845
暗黒の金曜日
サバスの曲は何曜日かな
日本では何かにつけて大売り出しを
しているのでビックなんとかは
直ぐに輸入されそう
>>67804503
赤ちゃん製造ミルクでつか?
>>67804872
ご愁傷さま
>>67804901
それを言うのに
Bukkakeを使う
それとも
creampie
どっち派?

>>67806011
おい、おっさん。どうして毎日昼間に書き込めるんだ

>>67806011
使い分けがあるぞ
bukkakeは外にかけることのみ
creampieは中に出すことのみ

>>67805530
日本語の基礎が出来ていると質問もなくなると思うよ?
/jp/にも勿論DJTを作ってみたがやはりろくなことにはならなかった

>>67805649
Japanese women look weak outside, but strong at home. They confiscate all the money their husband earn and spend 30USD for a lunch while their husband spend only 5USD for lunch.

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>>67805649
>>67805733
男尊女卑
feminism全盛の今
この美習は復活せねば
トランプ次期大統領
頼みます
>>67806076
君は昼休みという単語すら
知らないんだ
>>67806078
中出し後のマムコがcreampieだよね
僕もそのように使っている
>>67806169
そういうことは
このスレでね
俺がいない時も誰かが答える
語学板としての差別化をはからねばならないの

>>67805161

コイツただのホモじゃん

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>>67806284
are japanese women actually chinese?

>>67806372
これって語学板
w

>>67806381
ホモといいたければ言えばいいさ。

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>>67806385
まあ、俺の昼飯代500円
嫁は、時々、友達と2000円位のランチ
そんなもんです
マムコを飼うと高くつく
>>67806480
/int/のローカルルールくらい知っておこう
だから、この板では日本語が使えるのよ

アニメの為に日本語を勉強するとアニメを観すぎで自然に日本語を使いできるの違い

>>67806595
ルールはルールでもこの板の実態を表さない
このスレで日本語の勉強したり質問書き込んだりしている人はどこだ

>>67806670
アニメのために日本語を勉強する人は流石に一人もいない

>>67806372
一部の女性は平等を求めています。 夫と妻は何をすべきか一緒に決めます。 他の女性はコントロールしたい。

>>67806670
台湾人にとって、やっぱり日本語はとっつきやすいの?漢字をすでに知ってるのは大きいでしょ

>>67806856
多桑(トーサン)世代が日本語しゃべれるから家庭で覚える人も多いだろう

>>67806856
左様です

18:30から女子サッカーU-20WCのブラジル戦があるな
忘れないようにしなければ

>>67807047
ブンダのために

>>67806986
>be 俺
>thought Chinese language is fucking easy because I already know 漢字.
>started learning the language
>realized how it's difficult for me to pronounce and hear 四声
>quit

日本人にとって中国語は簡単なようで難しいです

>>67807067
>ブンダ
ポルトガル語でおしりだって
ほんとかいな

Why do Taiwanese have to learn Japanese? Now Taiwanese are richer than fuckin japs.

>>67807146
ほんなや

>>67807107
大丈夫、多くの外人もできない

>>67807167
友達の言葉は分かるべきと思う

そもそも中国人が小中高で学ぶ漢字って4,000字ぐらいだっけ
常用漢字の倍じゃん

>>67807348
文字が漢字だけって疲れそうだな

>>67807309
日本は台湾と国交を断絶し、中華人民共和国を唯一の中国と認めた裏切り者である。
なぜ裏切り者が友達なのか。

>>67807393
Delet

>>67807309
小林善紀の「台湾論」て読んだことある?
感想を聞きたい

I will make new

new
>>67807520
>>67807520
>>67807520

>>67807393
This.
I want to know how Taiwanese think about it.
Japan betrayed Taiwan long time ago, but they gave us lots of donates for the 2011 earthquake. I just get wondered about this.

>>67807309
(´▽`)
>>67807393
台湾じゃなくて中華民国国民党が
中華民国こそ正当な中国だと言ってるんじゃなかった?
>>67807484
よろしくお願いします