/brit/

>>67782230
/fr/

timothy james byrne

first for NSDAP

JFK is the only president that attempted to topple the Rothschild Federal Reserve monetary system and he was assassinated months after that

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>>67782230
/ita/

gas the elite class war now

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OMA FIYASTARTA
TWISTED FIYASTARTA

>>67782303
Wrong in every way possible

Deano is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him Deano and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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>>67782303

>tfw childhood friends all turned out to be deanos

>>67782305
Ohhh mate
*heavily puts down my pint for emphasis*
Tell you what, that Rachel Riley
*looks off into the distance, shaking my head*
She would fucking get it
She would
*starts humping the table*
FUCKING GET IT
*notices someone was trying to walk behind me at the time*
haha oh shit, sorry mate haha you're alright

Im in the cinema watching Fantastic Beasts right now, what should I do lads?

>>67782318

I'll set you up with Chovy if you promise you'll help me with Carpaccio, deal?

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You all say you'd heem reece, but how? Look at this bulky specimen

>>67782390
watch fantastic beasts in the cinema

>>67782390
Turn off your fucking phone

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>trump wins
>DOW hits all-time historical highs and is getting higher every day

this must be the "trump effect" i keep hearing about

>>67782390
put your phone down and watch the fucking movie

>>67782292
>>67782349
JERRY KEKS OUT

>>67782390
Turn your fucking phone off, mate

>>67782390
have a wank

>>67782390
runt life

>>67782420
What about the dollar?

>>67782390

Yell Deano whenever someone makes an noise you can hear which interrupts the film.

Why are we calling Normalfags Deanos now?

>>67782392
alri Caesar

>>67782459
Deano is a normie but not all normies are Deanos

>>67782459
Fits the name gimmick
Rasheed
Rorke
Deano
Chad

>>67782053
>reality mod

FUCKING YES MY LAAAAAAAADDDDDD

>>67782458
Deanos are a subset of normies

>It's a Deano quotes ladbible or Inbetweeners episode
>It's a Deano imagines himself doing all the shit in one of his favourite Arctic Monkeys songs
>It's a Deano imagines himself as some hardcore drug user episode

>>67782405
Manlet with gyno looooool

>>67782424
>movie
FOY

/brit/ has successfully come up with a fitting name for deano's...but what is the British equivalent of 'Chad'? Does he exist? What is his name?

>>67782230
It's

"OKAY THANK YOU"

If someone offered you £50 would you soil yourself, granted you're both in public and there's no restroom for a good couple miles and you have to crabwalk home.

>tfw name is unironically dean

>>67782543
deano

>>67782390
Remember that Colin Farrel isn't the focus of the next four GUARANTEED movies

They're about Gandalf & his bf's zany gay adventures

>>67782459
not all normies are deanos you twat

>>67782578
of course it is deano

>>67782424
>>67782414
What should I do after that? Ive got a kebab in my bag, should I eat that?

>>67782578
missus is out with the girls tonight
Fifa at mine mate?
t. Smithster

>>67782578

alri deano

>work with a certified Deano
>leased auidi
>always wears gaudy designer clothes with the logo clearly visible
>overdone tryhard hair
>way too much cologne
such an utter pleb giga goyim

>>67782230
whats his actual stance on stuff?
I just see him get memed around

>>67782633
don't fill up on kebab or you won't finish your crab legs

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"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

>>67782543

It fits considering there's always some fucking knob named "Deano" in their groups, and he always turns out to be a massive wanker.

I like to pour red food colouring down my willy and pretend it's a volcano when i cum

Buckfast is actually quite a nice drink 2bh

>>67782709
did this but with hot sauce

Always surprises me when I see politicians and shit on wikipedia who don't have a definitive birthdate, just "sometime around this year"

Would think that'd be one of the first things listed on their/their parties website

the real question on everyone's lips
what does Smithster look like?

>>67782709
what are Icelandic deanos called?

Deano is not a chad
Deano is a tryhard dickhead
Chads are effortless alpha normies

>>67782740
like deano obvs


a mirror image, even

>>67782766
But what is a British chad called? Charles?

dazza
gazza
bazza
and deano

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...

Why is there always one legit retarded guy in a Deanos's group? Seems to be a correlating pattern.

>>67782766
this

sick of everyone thinking deano is just a chad or just your average normie

>>67782765
Not really sure

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really need to get pen to paper lads haha

>gran just died

I'M GONNA BE RICH

mates (mate) growing five weed plants lads
2 amnesia haze+2 northern lights+1grandaddy purp

>>67782802
downies fit in well with brainless normie drones

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Hm.

>>67782802
Every group has a retard
Even /brit/ has me

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>Timposting is dead

mate of mine called deano went to a party with his cousin and tried ecstasy

now he always brings up this "amazing E party" whenever he gets the slightest opportunity

got called deano in walmart

>>67782876
the mexican is more retarded than you tbf

>>67782876
u aren't a retard la

Will Poleaboo ever be happy do you think?

>>67782888
e's are good e's are good

massive choon coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiicGCUo5hI

>>67782876
you're just a midget

>>67782863
Sorry for your loss?

>>67782877
Irish weather

>>67782902
poleaboo was doomed from the start

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>>67782907
vicodin>e

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>>67782893
>>67782898
>>67782912
Thanks(?)

if my parents died I'd probably never have to work again

Lads, where's a good place to get pictures of reasonably attractive lads?

Need 4 or 5, going to be catfishing on tinder for fun

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>>67782902
fuck off ribena

>>67782972
Go on soc
Usually a couple attention whoring bellsniffs on

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>>67782877
Still got mine saved, bring them out when they're appropriate
>tfw you will live to see the day when people just think you're posting some random bloke

>>67782972
don't see the fun in this
seems more pathetic than anything

>>67782787
Zack

how do we fix brits bros why are they so shit (exc scotland)

>>67782902
probably once he finds a sugar daddy yes

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mummy's making me a curry lads

>>67782987
The fuck is dnp?

>>67783023
filtered

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>talking with friend I've known since I was a child
>complete deano
>talking about lad we know who joined the british army
>deano: "Yeah he'll probably be over in Syria next year"
>me: "No the British army isn't in Syria lad"
>deano: "Oh right then lebanon or whatever"
>me: "not there either lad"
>deano: "jesus christ anon I don't need a fucking history lecture"

Why do they choose to be ignorant

>>67783036
rat poison

also a weight loss drug of sorts

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>>67783005
>tfw you will live to see the day when people just think you're posting some random bloke

i'll still be here lad

i still get my tim's out for certain situations

*fills up on snacks before dinner*

>>67783039
non scot detected

>>67783036
The drug poleapoo is using to lose weight and simultaneously develop cataracts

mummy's making me a cummy lads

>>67783052

They know they can't really improve themselves and move up the class ladder that's why.

>>67783036
A literal pesticide utter cretins ingest to lose weight

I wear my heart on my sleeve lads, that's just who I am.

Roasting me a chicken boys, then out for drinks with the so called gf.

>>67783052
they're normies, what do you expect?

if its not about the latest celebrity happenings, they dont want to hear it

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>>67783005
*collapses on my piano*

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>it's another the media takes everything trump says out of context and spins it against him to perpetuate their divisive and dangerous narrative episode

seen this one about 100 times so far this year

What happened to the popular kids from your secondary, lads?

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>>67782972
Alri lads prove you're an oldcunt. I bet none of you know who this lad is right?

>>67783052
Best course of action in dealing with Deano's is to not correct them and go down that rabbit hole
t. live in Deano paradise

>>67783112
don't care

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Tim is going to become the next micheal ryan lads

how do we push him?

>>67783114
The most popular girl got in a car accident and died
Dunno about the chads

>>67783114
they're either dead from gang violence or they settled down with one of the popular girls to have a family in some shitty newbuild

>>67783118

looks like a dentist :)

>>67783112
>Dangerous narrative
You sound exactly like the spineless liberal media.

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Do you reckon she enjoys a bacon sandwich with hp sauce or the standard tomato ketchup?

>>67783140
the great emu war

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>>67782972

Roasting me a gf boys, then out for drinks with the so called chicken.

>>67783170
mayonnaise

>>67783036
2,4-dinitrophenol

formed of a benzene ring with no double bonds, 2 nitro groups and an hydroxy group

We've only just beg-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uhhhn

>>67783170

cor look at them hooves

I've watched 83 hours of TV in the past week. That's almost half of the entire available time in a week, spent lying in bed staring at a screen.

I need help.

going to have sex later today

>>67783112
shut the fuck up about trump you annoying cunt

is this /cum/? is this /pol/? WELL FUCK OFF THEN

>>67783170
who is this boner condoner?

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>>67783177
>canada voted in zoolander to run their country

let it be e e e e e e e e eee

>>67783224
>in bed

Poor sleep hygiene mate.

Do you have problems sleeping?

>>67783226
fuck off normie twat

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>>67783145
Tim's not the sort of bloke to get violent, he got scared shitless when someone walked up the stairs towards him that one time

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Right?

>Unironically watching TV in 2016

fucking looooool, you a middle aged mum or something?

>>67783224
how did you even done knowed it was 83 though

>>67783224
*helps you*

>>67783112
It's ironic how the mainstream media have been going on about 'fake news' lately. They should really look at themselves more often

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>>67783229
I don't know
Do you think she prefers rhubarb crumble or apple pie?

>>67783272
Not really. I just choose not to sleep a lot of the time.

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>>67783276
*walks towards tim*

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>>67783288
>mfw normies talk to me about telly at work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28B4fqMA9Oo

some mad lines

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>>67783276
don't try me sunny shine

>>67783288

>Not watching Rectify
>Not watching Silicon Valley
>Not watching The Leftovers
>Not watching The Young Pope

TV is garbage these days but I find these pretty salvageable. What is the longest you've just sat and watch TV for anyway? I'm in the mood to marathon some shows.

>'Gas the kikes race war now' says Trump on his first day as President of the United States of America

>>67783316
>>67783170
the utter state of her

>>67783285
Monty you terrible cunt

>>67783112
Ironic because it was originally the media who pumped the whole Trump phenomenon in the first place never thinking he would ever get anywhere.

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anyone else here have ascending testicles?

>>67783342
This is genuinely awful how can people listen to this.

Are you listening to it as a song or as someone speaking because either it's painfully boring.

>>67783298
Each episode is an hour long.

what are those

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>Web users in the UK will be banned from accessing websites portraying a range of nonconventional sexual acts, under a little discussed clause to a government bill currently going through parliament.

>The proposal, part of the digital economy bill, would force internet service providers to block sites hosting content that would not be certified for commercial DVD sale by the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC).

>Pictures and videos that show spanking, whipping or caning that leaves marks, and sex acts involving urination, female ejaculation or menstruation as well as sex in public are likely to be caught by the ban – in effect turning back the clock on Britain’s censorship regime to the pre-internet era.

>>67783346

>garbage

foy

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>>67783351
yeah
but ... is she a corn flakes or cheerios kind of girl?

>>67783388
my goolies basically drag behind me at this point

>>67783346
Jesus Christ, there's no saving you.

I dunno, probably 7 hours of the Wire or Deadwood several years ago.

(read: the shows you mentioned are shite).

>>67783388
Me desu

>>67783397
check your privilages

>>67783405
based tories

degenerates btfo

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>>67783343
Would knock you flat any day of the week

>>67783405
good. the rampant degeneracy in this country needs sorting.

*drinks a whisky drink*

>>67783136
australia seems like deano country
every irish person I know that goes over there is pure deano

>>67783405
doesn't go far enough

Called a man racist in greggs earlier lads

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>>67783447
>based government censorship of people's speech and private lives

>>67783456
*drinks a vodka drink*

>>67783446
Check your baggage in on the flight back to Africa

btfo some moose nigger in greggs earlier

he called me a racist as a result of his heeming

>>67783224
stop whinging and do stuff mate

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I wonder if she likes chocolate brownies more than muffins ...

>>67783494
fuck off leftist cuck

*gets knocked down*
*gets up again*

what's a "todger?"

>>67783454
t. Muhammad

>it's a Lisicki tries to talk about music episode

can't say I'm a fan of this one.

>>67783405
>/pol/ actually thought they were being uppity by supporting the Tories
>they won't even be able to visit their own echo chamber anymore
oh the ironing

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what would happen if britain had a leader like bashar?

*gets knocked down*
*spends the next few years wallowing in depression*

>>67783535
>personal freedom is leftist
the absolute state of you

>>67783550
Why haven't you filtered that cunt?

>talking to a girl on Tinder
>she hasn't seen the following films: Back to the Future, Die Hard, Con Air

Should I unmatch? She's 24 for what it's worth

>he thinks the tories are conservative

Can't imagine being this runtpilled

>>67783576
always thought his head looked like a spoon

>>67783536
*incoherent murmuring*

>>67783591
private browsing lad, remember?

>>67783576
he would kill muzzies who steeped out of line

Milk carton didn't have any arrows showing where to open it
I accidentally went and made a mess as a result of it haha

*Gets knocked down*
*grows cold and bitter to the outside world*

>>67783567
>/pol/
>supporting Tories
u fuckin wot? /pol/ has always been UKIP, it's like you've never even been there before

>>67783519
*does a TV watch*

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>>67783576
< This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ9zF_4bHg0

mad lines

>>67783616
>>67783616
>steeped
hahaha
FUCK
*stepped

>>67783637
>/pol/ has always been UKIP
So Tories then?

>Talking to a girl on Tinder
>She hasn't seen the following films: Roundhay Garden Scene, A Trip to the Moon, Les Vampires

Should I unmatch? She's 24 for what it's worth

>>67782655
He's a far right British nationalist. He used to be in the BNP until it was completely destroyed. He shits on most far right groups at the moment for being autistic though, and currently backs UKIP very tentatively.

He thinks everyone who disagrees with him is a spy, but invites you to prove him wrong.

>>67783673
Obviously not, no

>>67783447
>>67783454
>>67783471
>they actually think the purpose of the bill is to stop people watching piss porn
Typical Tory voter. Literal shit for brains.

the uk is a dystopia

>Talking to a girl on Tinder
>She hasn't seen the following films: Space Jam, Bee Movie, Rugrats in Paris

Should I unmatch? She's 24 for what it's worth

>>67783726
pussyo

>>67783670
thanks for correcting yourself. no one had any idea what you were on about.

>>67783698
>Roundhay Garden Scene

kek

crazy how we have footage of people in 1888

>>67783726
Actually true

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>>Talking to a girl on Tinder
>>She hasn't seen the following films: Roundhay Garden Scene, A Trip to the Moon, Les Vampires

>Should I unmatch? She's 24 for what it's worth

>>67783714
Also, he's a big fan of Millennial "I cannae believe they didn't ask about my speech" Woes.

>>67783721
well go on then mr expert on government policy, whats their true agenda?

>>67783729
>Equating Space Jam and Rugrats in Paris with Bee Movie
Fuck right off.

Anyone noticed how generation Z is sometimes lumped in with the Millennial generation?

>>67780868
Julian from Trailer Park Boys on the left

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>>Talking to a girl on Tinder
>>She hasn't seen the following films: Space Jam, Bee Movie, Rugrats in Paris
>Should I unmatch? She's 24 for what it's worth

>>67783793
Proofs?

>>67783793
>REPROGRAMMING THE WHITE RACE, WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT THEN?

NOT POLITICS

>>67783714
>He shits on most far right groups at the moment for being autistic
to be fair national action are extremely autistic

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>Winter
Hair gets darker but the skin gets lighter
Very conflicting indeed

>tfw no qt lower middle class north bedfordshirite gf

*pursuits you in a high speed chase*

>>67783822
millennials = people who were born in the 20th century who came of age after the turn of the century

aka people born anywhere in the years 1983 - 1999

>>67783729

>Bee movie

Completely understandable considering it wasn't exactly A material.

>>67783729
Rugrats go Wild was a better film

>proto-gf is getting really keen on me
>i'm unsure whether or not to keep seeing her

uh oh lads

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>>67783836
>>67783847

>>67783812
>>67783884
>bee movie
>bad

wtf? i watched it at 7x speed and it changed my life

>>67783714
IMO most of the people he calls spies are most likely just idiots

>>67783806
The purpose of the bill is to ramp up electronic surveillance to the point where all of your activities are stored and easily accessed.

They always introduce these things with "noble" purposes (like restricting access to hardcore porn) to hoodwink moronic voters into supporting their agenda. Hilarious watching people actually be useful idiots for Tories.

>>67783878

I thought the cut off point was 1993 and everyone else past that is generation Z?

the e-proto-bf is messing me about again

Do you think Lisicki and Amir could potentially be friends IRL?

>>67783953
no, generation z is anyone born in the 21st century

aka everyone who is 16 or younger

>>67783924

I'm still surprised Jerry considers it his magnum opus and not Seinfeld, you'd think it would be that but surprisingly not.

>>67783968
london

as i was goin over the far famed kerry mountains
i met with captain ferrel and his money he was countin
i first produced me pistol and then produced me rapier
saying stand and deliver for you are a bold deciever
musha a ring a do ma da
wack for the daddy o
wack for the daddy o
there's whiskey in the jar

>>67783924
Howling, watched that yesterday because it was recommended for some reason

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>>67783852
I agree.

>you will never go leafleting run down council estates with are joe and spread bridish nadionalism

>>67783987
Packerstanny twat

*performs my version of Solitude in E Minor*

Bee Movie is pure kino.
Space Jam is a mere flick.

Jo Cox's murderer was carrying a referendum leaflet with him

>>67784006
How do I achieve this look?

Posh Indians are the gentleman's choice for a gf

>>67784006
is that a zoot suit on the left lmao

Why do some people have to take nationalism to extreme levels of hatred to others?

Why not just be proud of your country and leave it at that?

>>67784006
Why is every person in fringe politics (left or right) either obese, deformed or generally runty?

Look at the fucking state of these lads lmao

>>67784058
Good post

>>67783987
thats a m8, m8

>>67784006
This photo is begging for a lisicki photoshop

>Mfw had sleep paralysis last night and I'm 100% sure I could feel someone playing with my hair

What things have spooked you lately?

>>67784080
>what is a radical centrist

>>67784083
Joe could beat you into a fucking pulp, lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyxDUy1lsa0

>>67784080
pride means you think you deserve more than others

>>67784048
What did she die for?

>last night i snuck into some lad's house and played with his hair as he slept

What things have you got up to recently?

>>67784094
don't care

What is good endz kino?

like Kidulthood, Anuvahood, Attack the Block

>>67784123
Was playing with this sleeping lad's hair and thought he woke up.

>>67783899
iktfb

already in too deep 2bh and feel like a cunt

>>67784182
bit gay

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>>67784176

theres nothing wrong with wanting your race/culture to thrive and prosper

business idea: increase minimum wage to £20

>>67784201
i'm a girl tho xx ^^ :)

>[nationality] are so [positive trait]!
Completely socially acceptable.


>[nationality] are so [negative trait]!
Completely socially unacceptable (racism).


Weird, no? Also....

>I'm a proud [province i.e. Yorkshireman]
Absolutely fine, encouraged...

>I'm a proud [country i.e. Englishman]
Problematic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUGkg_U5HIo
sam is saying he made $19k from betting on trump

Why not just print a million pound note and give everyone in the country one? That would solve poverty instantly

Come up with a show about Deanos.

>>67784223
im confused

>>67784204
Say it again y'all

bit of a helmet, so I am

might have to bin myself

So the Bolsheviks overthrew their government and then surrendered to the central powers

>>67784248
inflation

>Episode 1. The Deanos try to attend a rave in the woods, where the main Deano wants to fuck this girl he likes, the two idiot Deanos try selling some new drug which is really a placebo thing, something, something, etc.

>>67784227
They're all the same

Even ostensibly anti-rorkist lefties can still have rorkist opinions (just bring up scotland and independence)

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might eat lunch
might not

stay tuned for more developments

inflation is racist

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>The Maestro says it's Mozart but it sounds like bubble gum

might kill myself
might not

if theres no more developments you know what happened

>>67784323

*inflates a balloon in your face*

>Episode 2: One of the Deanos is worried they'll fail their shitty B-tec qualification

This Autumn Bill is hilarious.

The last 6 years have been a complete waste of time, the "long term economic plan" is dead and none of them have a clue what to do next.

>>67783931
The only websites you will be 'allowed' to visit are the likes of Facebook, Twitter and Youtube which are completely in the government's pocket, heavily monitored and very simple to push the chosen mainstream agenda

4chan blocked, reddit blocked, etc

Deflation is misogyny

>>67784227
wogs are wogs tbqh

>>67784204
roaring

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hmmm got a new garm delivered today, not sure if I want to keep or return.

Thoughts?

>>67784361
>if theres no more developments you know what happened
you got a gf and became normie?

>>67784006
reviewbrah on the left

inflation reduces the gap between rich and poor

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>This Autumn Bill is hilarious.
>The last 6 years have been a complete waste of time, the "long term economic plan" is dead and none of them have a clue what to do next.

>>67784414
looks like something you donate to a charity shop after your grandad dies

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Cor, look at those stonkers lads

*rubs knees*

Blue pill me on trump

>>67784447
It doesn't

>>67784479
hes literally hitler

>>67784298
They could just print huge stacks of 20s and leave them around cities for people to find, then nobody would ever know new money has been printed

>>67784464
mate why you looking for bird 60 miles away lmao are you fucked in the head you virgin

Inflation reduces the gap between a woman's thighs

>>67784461
loool I like it, cost me £140 (is 228 rrp)

>>67784464
>peterborough
best not

>girl wears aviators
in the bin

>>67784479
The true redpill is he's a yank so you should stop caring

>>67784504
then some homeless cunt is a millionaire

letting agent fees are getting banned lads

>>67784588
They'd spend it and help the economy though, isn't that the point of printing money?

Nah nah naiiiii

Unironically listening to Major Lazer.

Is this what normies listen to?

Mary Jane is catchy as hell.

Peterborough a shithole or something?

>>67784605
So is the internet apparently

Business idea: get rid of minimum wage

>>67784639
>People who suddenly didn't have the ability to buy things of a certain value now do, people who have that money plus more now have the ability to buy even more stuff and so on, making everything redundant.

>Episode 3: One of the Deanos gets a job in a call centre but his manager is one of his former one night stands

business idea: fuck everyone in /brit/ up the arse then send a video of it to their nan

>>67784669
major lazer is great

>>67784504
this is not as ridiculous an idea as you might think it is

>>67784726

I have some concerns over the logistics
therefore I'm out

best major lazer tunes? only listened to that one with the crazy black people dancing in that weird house

>>67784735
First album is great fun. Second is a bit inconsistent. Third is much more consistent and cohesive. Pretty fun band considering I never normally listen to this sort of thing.

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>>67784726

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What the fuck is a Deano?

>episode 4:deano invites the lads round for a FIFA sesh, smithy loses it after getting beaten 7-0

The qt has taken to saying "Right now?" any time I say "Fuck me" followed by playful teasing and touching for a few minutes and then we both drop it and carry on like nothing happened.

>>67784777
too original
original don
powerful

>>67784777
Jump Up
Mary Jane
Scare Me
Lazer Theme
Too Original
Lean On
Powerful

>>67784726
this is not as ridiculous an idea as you might think it is