This is Colombias Titanoboa. He is 13 meters long and weighs

looks like my cock

>>67776435
Length=all Japanese, Korean and Indian dicks put together

>>67776512
Neger

>>67776579
funny lol

>>67776579
erected

>>67776435
It's a model, they have been extinct for 60 million years.

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>>67776856
What?! Really! And here I thought I could get on a boat with Jlo and Ice cube and capture one

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He is not liking how all of you behave here. Not one bit

Guys, snake worship is the lowest form of paganism and even poos usually don't stoop so low. Yeah, dick measuring used to be a religion. Top lel, amirite? And god used to be a giant penis who would slap disbelievers right in the face. Go ahead, laugh it up. It's you who's gonna end up a ritual male prostitute in the lingam temple if you abandon J.C.