/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>>67772638
stellar start to the thread

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

just want to confirm with everyone ITT I am in fact not a virgin

>>67772689
doubt

*throws up a cheeky sieg heil*

>>67772638
Wow, emigration to the US really left a dent in their population.

*trenches you in maple syrup*

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Cuties 2bh lads

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This is a Cara.

>>67772638
As a person of Irish heritage, the implication of this image and your post is highly offensive.

>>67772689
*quizzical expression comes across my face*
Hm?
*walks up to you*
*abruptly stops and stands straight up*
Hm....
*reaches down and grasps your genitals*
Heh, no.......
*turns around and leaves, chuckling under my breath*

nonymous 2 days ago dc2e99 No.25152
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry

>>67772728
Cara is a lad? Huh

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Well then lads? Would you?

>>67772730
sure
you have irish '''heritage'''

not a fan of the anti-Irish sentiment in /brit/ if I'm being honest

>>67772702
>>67772736
I'M NOT A VIRGIN

https://www.amazon.ca/Bullkeys-Master-Transparent-Players-Practice/dp/B01DEXNYBQ

https://www.amazon.ca/Relefree-Emergency-Multi-functional-Practical-Anti-skid/dp/B00QM4MVC8

what else should i ask for for christmas lads?

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>>67772740

>>67772719
OI CUNT

don't ever reply to me again

Ah the smell of fried riceflakes

>>67772853
>>67772853
>>67772853

>>67772801
a book lad

thinking of this one myself
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Algebraic-Geometry-Graduate-Texts-Mathematics/dp/0387902449/

>>67772875
m8 i pirate all my books
though i did ask for a nice ww2 picture book also...

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>Well yes, I do consider myself to be a "book 'lad'"

*breastfeeds you*

>>67772892
nah, hate studying on the computer screen

>>67772824
always funnier when you explain it sheldon

>>67772793
t. Northern Irish

>>67772859
Poha Upma?

>>67772892
Book sauce!

Love embarrassing people who think themselves my intellectual equal

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Whats your St Paddy's day name?

any racists or bigots in here better leave now before i get nasty

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>why yes, I am Russian

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>>67772965

Seriously need a boyfriend

>>67772981
https://www.amazon.com/Victory-World-War-Nigel-Cawthorne/dp/1784049174
had lots of pretty pictures when i looked at it in the bookstore

seriously need a friend without a penis

>>67773072
bender

>>67772918
http://www.math.unam.mx/javier/Hartshorne.pdf
:^)

my scan is next tuesday
prognosis is tendinopathy

what will the treatment be?
NHS btw

I'm very hungry

give me the gimmicks

>>67773139
*pisses in your gob*

someone summarise the autumn statement as it's released please. too boring to watch

>>67773161
here's your (you)

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Desperately need a BULL for my boyfriend

>>67773133
rock hard cock up your rectum

porn and anime should be banned

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>>67773194
alri theresa

>>67773133
if it's a recent injury they'll probably do a coourse of steroid injections
if not, they have to resort to surgery

Only men are pro-porn... which should tell you it needs to be banned now

>>67773176
*presses the rewind button and watches as your piss goes back up your urethra into your bladder up your ureters into your kidneys back into your bloodstream

>>67773226
except all the women who make a living from it

>>67773226
porn rots the brain

>>67773245
internalised misogyny

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>>67773182
thanks

>>67773272
I'm sure that will convince them to throw away their jobs

DAY
OF
THE
RAKE

Australia is a dessert shithole

>>67773308
yeah, all they have is pavlova

>>67773308
they put sprinkles on bread hahaha

can I get some extra salt?

porn is cuckold conditioning

>>67773262
this

anyone who watches porn daily is usually wrong in the head

next person that chats to me will be heemed out of existence

think on

Feeling like a wasteman lads

>>67773354
100s & 1000s*

>>67773389
*walks up to you*
hi cutie wanna chat?
*kisses your cheek*

lying tarts

https://youtu.be/BAQa-AUKIIE

flying farts

>>67772801
http://store.infowars.com/Super-Male-Vitality-_p_1227.html

crazy stuff

>>67773389
ayy
bby
>>67773432
runny sharts

*plans on ruling the world*

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I though our honours system was fucking arsegravy, but the Yanks give their highest civilian decoration to Ellen DeGenerate for simply being a carpet muncher.

That fucking state of the United States.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38073567

I need to become a participant in life, not just an observer.

*participates in life*

wew that was boring

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Why are girls so attractive? Even the bits that aren't commonly thought of as attractive, like ears and necks and collars.

>>67773533
>not being a conscientious objector

@577

guarantee this one's a nonce

bit nervous lads

job interview was meant to start 20 minutes ago

think they're just disorganized twats or something bad happened?

>>67773580
not by choice though

’'''''''pajeet''''''''' here, just landed. Slept for a few hours, watched a few films, did some work, drank 2 glasses champagne, 3 double G&Ts, 3 glasses of a very nice Safrican Chardonnay, and a glass of port with the cheese plate.

Gonna go get a massage at the arrivals lounge now loool

>>67773604
probably watches porn daily too

>>67773524
I like obama but this seriously tests my faith in him
>Outgoing US president Barack Obama admits to getting ‘kinda choked up’ while presenting the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ellen DeGeneres. ‘It’s easy to forget now just how much courage was required for Ellen to come out on the most public of stages 20 years ago.’ Other recipients included Tom Hanks, Robert De Niro, Robert Redford, Michael Jordan, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bruce Springsteen and Diana Ross
tbf he probably just does things his pr team tells him to do, but this is really pushing it

Loving life at the minute lads

Just need a tights gf to put the icing on the cake

>>67773612
they forgot about you hans
and you're too much of a beta to say anything about it kek

>>67773577
love necks tbqh
love kissing and biting them and getting mine kissed and bitten

>>67773612
Businesses are more disorganised than people think. They are probably running late.

*participates in life*

wew, that was overrated. no idea what that bloody tosser was on about

>>67773636
ahhh yes the stupid headhunters gave them the wrong number

alright here we go

>The presidential Blue House bought 364 pills in December, including 60 blue Viagra pills and the rest a generic version of the drug, according to the Democratic Party MP, Kim Sang-hee.

>Mr Jung said the pills were bought to treat altitude sickness for presidential aides and employees on Ms Park's May trip to Ethiopia, Kenya and Uganda.
aha right

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The truest form of capitalism has never been tested

*ritually burns you at the stake*

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>yanks trying to actionpost
Absolute fucking scum of the earth

>>67773697
Wouldn't surprise me if Brits had to pay for a license to breath 2bh

>>67773577
pre-puberty they where icky

*strikes*

>>67773718
bogan

>when a yank gets called out for being a crap poster so he responds with some slang he's picked up as if that justifies his being here

>>67773718
Actionposting makes me literally cringe

>>67773697
Soon the air will be so polluted in some places they'll start selling premium air tanks like bottled water.

>>67773697
half-convinced this meme is a jewish trick made to discredit libertarianism in it's entirerty

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8...7...6...5...4...3...2...

I loved, I loved (I loved, I loved)
Ran away, ran away (ran away, ran away)
Gotta say, gotta say (gotta say, gotta say)
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done without you

I loved, I loved (I loved, I loved)
Ran away, ran away (ran away, ran away)
Gotta say, gotta say (gotta say, gotta say)
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming FOR YOU

*autistic screeching*

>>67773765
liberalism is a mental disease

*posts something inside a pair of asterisks*

>>67773762
Not if done correctly lad, it takes a master in the skill to make it an art form.

>>67773760
good post

>>67773765
ancap memes are a gr8 laff m8

*swerves car into a family of four*
*turns to the camera*

welcome to Limmy's show

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Naval operations require tactical action.

>>67773793
this 2bh
quite like it when an actual ancap gets triggered because of them

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>>67773765
>he doesn't think ancap is a meme ideodology
hmmm

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>>67773793
ye I know but nevertheless

here's mine x

>>67773800
How the fuck have you seen Limmy's Show?

>>67773800
Now this, THIS is a great actionpost

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>>67773821
there is one in this thread, this very second

dumb recruiters gave the company the wrong number and now they've rescheduled the interview for tomorrow morning instead

one more day of biting anxiety wahey lads

>>67773826
did I say that you utter trog

just got mugged and beaten up by the mainstream media in the underpass

Naval action requires tactical operations.

>>67773862
youtube met, certainly one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

shame he's gone off the radar

Tactical action requires naval operations.

I flew all the way from Denver to Minneapolis to get a dental procedure done. I get to the appointment and it's only a consultation. Wtf, I fly back toay. What a waste of time.

>>67773874
lugenpresse up to it's usual tricks I see

Mugged this runtish looking nonce in an underpass, he kept screaming "DER MAYNE STREEM MEDIER" with every blow. Think he's got a few loose screws.

>>67773840
The thing about ancap memes is they're shitposting at its peak. Most of them don't even follow ancap/NAP ideology (such as mentioning copyright or any intellectual property, which doesnt exist in ancap/NAP utopia). They're still hilarious though, but they're not an argument against libertarianism.

*pulls a lever that inches a set of cogs in motion, pulling my balls to near bursting point*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*turns to the camera*

welcome to Limmy's show

how to get (You)s from /brit/? Can I just ask?

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>>67773840
>>67773923

doing a MASSIVE poo

ever notice yank posts are like cows mooing to themselves in a paddock

>>67773899
He's got a pretty big history of depression and other mental health stuff so wonder if that's got anything to do with it

my presence doesn't require justification, I own this bloody joint

any reference to whatever "limmy's show" is automatically makes a post unfunny because it's not actually a thing

>The thing about ancap memes is they're shitposting at its peak. Most of them don't even follow ancap/NAP ideology (such as mentioning copyright or any intellectual property, which doesnt exist in ancap/NAP utopia). They're still hilarious though, but they're not an argument against libertarianism.
>not an ancap tho guys haha

Australians have terrible taste in picture memes. They should stick to basic text methinks

female flatmate just asked to borrow my shoes to work out in

hmmmmmmm

>"Sir, from your X-Rays and blood tests we believe have leukemia"

*turns to the camera and smiles*

welcome to Limmy's Show

>>67774012
give her the boot

just stole my roommate's shoes

i am angry because /brit/ wont get me any (you)s

>>67774012
lmfao how small are your feet you footlet

>>67774031
size 8 haha

>>67774012
she knows your willy is tiny

>>67774041
those are hooves mate

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>>67774041

my flat mate is an insufferably arrogant prick lol

>>67774071
don't borrow my shoes bitch

>>67774041
8 / 8 and a half here haha

*looks down*
*sees manic eyes peering through a part in the timber floorboards*
"m...me...w...wunt....food..."

hmmmm *shifts foot over the gap*

>>67774059
bit sad desu

porn really does rot the brain

Wish I had a gf who was taller than me, worth not being a manlet though

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>>67774091
ed?

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>>67774059
>you would be so proud of me

>>67774059
state of that boobjob

>>67774091
*Shits into the gap*

>>67774109
let it go

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the 3 chief evils in my life the moment are vodka, fifa and 4chan (specifically /brit/)

only by eliminating these sicknesses can I improve my life

>>67774160
alri Elsa

I've sidelined the day of the rope lads

just realised the ''hair'' gimmick is shit and it's better to be clean shaven and buzzcut

>>67774176
>Elsa


fucking howling

>>67774178
'sheed

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>just realised the ''hair'' gimmick is shit and it's better to be clean shaven and buzzcut

just realised the ''living'' gimmick is shit and it's better to be dead

>>67774186
*plays the bongo on your head*

arghh bit sweaty mate

just realised the "typing" gimmick is shit and

>>67774186
alri cueball

*opens a can of peanuts only to find it is infact a toy snake spring-loaded*

*turns to the camera and smiles*

welcome to Limmy's show

>>67774233
but that fedora picture doesn't match my post

>>67774261
I'm not a slaphead, I still have a thin layer of hair atop my head

just realised the "margarine" gimmick is shit and I can't believe it's not butter

do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

>>67774303
nah lad im built like a brick shithouse and can guarantee i'll batter the lot of you in one swipe

>>67774288
*slaps your bitch tits*

just realised the "working" gimmick is shit and it's better to go to university

don't understand the nutritional thing on the side of this flavoured water

how can it have 0% of everything? it's not empty there's clearly stuff in the bottle

just realised the graduating gimmick is shit and it's better to do a PhD instead of working

>>67774288
it's how I imagine your facial hear, use your head
no wonder your hair is shit with such feeble brainpower aha

does cultured french lad still post here

need movies reccs hehe x

What a waste of time

need to use the word 'swine' more often when insulting people

>>67774303
When I go co-op fully intending to buy just the cumin I was missing for a belter of a spag bol and I come away with a cheeky pack of tinnies and little something for pudding then yeah, to be fair, I do sometimes feel like a plastic bag

>>67774367
watch The Young Pope
not a movie I know

>>67774394
alri zhang

>>67774329
haha yeah fuck getting paid money to do things right??

>>67774367
watch il conformista desu

I'm going to get my willy out

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/22/travel/best-things-to-do-in-tallinn-estonia/

Get over here, lads :^)

>>67774411
>>67774421
will be watching these both

>>67774450
*peers at your exposed willy*

can't see a thing mate

>>67774509

that's because it's over here

*slaps a luncheon meat truncheon on the table*

releasing my album titled "I'm Gunna Sex You Up Big Time" soon lads get hype

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

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>>67774454
>Estonia's collective face when I mounted the Kohtuotsa Viewing Platform and whipped it out

>>67774454
fancy a vist if im honest eesti lad

before russia annexes the baltics

how much is beer?

>>67774551
*peers at your minuscule truncheon*

knew I should have gone to specsavers

BRITAIN FIRST!

>>67774613

objects in /brit/ may be bigger than they appear

anyone want a suck?

>>67774638
racist

B U C K F A S T
U
C
K
F
A
S
T

the gf is niconnico again

business idea: make the marking on detergent caps 20% higher than they need to be

taking a shit lads

>>67774727
FOY

I'm searching a youtube channel which is about some historical/historic stuff. It is led by a man with a beard and very fast speech.
Can ya give me the link?

doing a shiver

>>67774748
It is Lindybeige. Thank you.

>>67774758
*hugs you*
warm enough? ;)

>>67774588
a .5L bottle is generally around an euro.
In some bar or some shit im guessing its between 2-3€, but I wouldnt know, I dont go to bars.

>do a poo
>wipe for 10 minutes
>prepare to stand up and pull my my trousers
>another batch begins exit approach
every fucking time

>>67774798
ty, so not expensive
>I dont go to bars.

D: why not

>>67774798
Then where are we supposed to meet up and get smashed with you, Erik?

>>67774867
Behind the corner of the Viru hotel :^)
>>67774865
It's cheaper to just buy beer from a store.

*lets the beat take control*

fairy tales are now sexist, lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38014161

can't they leave these particular fairy tales alone and do it to the koran instead?

>>67775046
*turns the beat around*

>>67774899
>£80-100 a night
wew, looks like first round's on you

>>67775078
umm the koran isn't sexist sweetie now tone it down with the islamophobia k x

>>67775078
this fucking white male pig wanting to further oppress womyn, kmntbqhwyf

TAIG
THE
GASES
lads

>>67775113
i never knew why 'islamophobia' was supposed to be an insult

>>67775078
read a Jeanette Winterson book once, was OK

*loses faith in humanity*
*already an alcoholic so nothing changes*
wahey

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me in the pic

>>67775101
You don't have to live in the hotel.
Just go and drink around it.

>>67775193
I would be sure to compliment that sir's cleavage lest he show me his arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CBZZgXaE_A
reminder that this is how leftists unironically view the world

Ok I am 1/64th irish and as an Irishman this pic INFURIATES ME!!! Don't laugh about the death of my people

*looks wistfully into the mirror as the rain lashes against the mesh screen*
*draws in a deep breath and exhales slowly*
If only... It wasn't... I'm sorry....
*closes eyes and falls back into the chair*

Starting to see dating as a hobby rather than as a means towards a goal

Watching the builders across the road, imagine being such a runt your JOB is MOVING materials with your hands lmao

>>67775247
you know you're scraping the fucking barrel when you've got rosie o'donnel in your show

You have two minutes to come up with and post a new gimmick

Your time starts now

>>67775353
a neeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gimmick??????????

>>67775353
is this the birth of an epik new meme?

>>67775353
new gimmick: forcing people to come up with new gimmicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1KxthvX1Ms
nostalgic choon

Business idea: hostile gimmick takeovers

Eight years of black president followed by a female president was too much of a threat to white male authority

>>67775353
gimmick idea: every post is a n anagram

>>67775409
I liked your suggestion the most and just in time, good job

>let's have a paki, fat mockney slag and a hypocritical lefty shit represent britain in the usa

I fucking love the Guardian. Kek

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/oct/11/britain-nigel-farage-donald-trump-better-role-models

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The liberal elite aren't out of touch, it's the white working class

testing

>>67775469
shut up you bigoted nazi racist bigot!!!!!!!!!!!! *moves to a 99.9% white neighbourhood*

fmngiagtpeaaafbtfpib (for my new gimmick i am going to post everything as an abbreviation followed by the full post in brackets)

>>67775561
>>67775469
maybe intelligent people get rich

>>67775572
I'm a genius but also a bigot tbqh

wgm, bco, iw

>>67775434
not sure how htye found three people less suitable than farage

but they did

then they published it

>>67775572
that would mean that drumpf *hissssssssssssssssssssss* is intelligent. and we all know that isn't the case, you bigoted nazi racist nazi bigot nazi bigot nazi bigot nazi bigot

eaal (eating an apple lads)

business idea: increase the price of freddos by 10p

>>67775617
but drumpf inherited his money

Titbit: Despite it being long viewed as a “man’s drink”, today, female whisky drinkers in the UK make up 37 per cent of the market

new(ish) gimmick: reply to good posts with your personal highlights

>>67775617
>you bigoted nazi racist nazi bigot nazi bigot nazi bigot nazi bigot
personal highlight

*encroaches on your freedom*

>>67775678
strong drinks are a meme
*drinks a vodka mix at the age of 22*

Very much dislike the word "spewing"

fmal (finished my apple lads)

I want cake

>>67775673
exactly. he isn't intelligent. just like the strong empowered black men of africa are actually extremely intelligent, but they inherited their lack of money, also racist nazi bigot vampires who swoop down and feed from poor black people blood on full moons. fucking bigots

>>67775743
you can have some when you've finished all your burgers

bellend smells of skips again
ah summer is almost here

>>67775748
what are you talking about

>>67775791
*overthrows your tyrannical government*

>>67775819
please do that yank

>watch WWE with my little brother
>Goldberg is still there

Is this a meme?

>>67775864
What, watching wrestling in 2016?
Yeah absolute meme

What's all this banning porn shite about.

>>67775904

I reckon it's acceptable if his brother is 12 at most.

Kids think it's fun desu.

FUCKING NORMIE SPACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

>Savvy trainer hunters camped outside a shop for two days - only to be told they were in the wrong place.

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/latest-kanye-west-yeezy-cause-12218473

>>67772769
definitely without a seconds hesitation

>>67775931
porn rots the brain

>>67775935
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU THINK IT'S ACCEPTABLE
*stunners you*

>>67776000
stop being anti-semitic

>>67772728
>plank
tbf plank girls are good to hang out with because they don't really care about fucking.

doing a poo

CAKE POWER RANKINGS

1. CARROT CAKE
2. KEY LIME PIE
3. BATTENBURG
4. VICTORIA SPONGE
5. CHEESECAKE
6. CHOCOLATE CAKE

51. RED VELVET

9001. FRUITCAKE

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sick ting blud ngl

>>67776122
the filthy rich make me sick

>>67776107
bender

poo stickier than usual lads, fyi

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>>67772638
utter bollocks

>>67776107
why'd you put yourself at the bottom of the list?

>>67776232
This. Fruitcakes are me fav ngl

Business idea: reunify northern ireland with the republican ireland

Salutations

>>67776319
under British rule

any gays here?
How often do you do anal? Cant imagine its something you could do a lot

>>67776356
they have to prepare and shoot water up there ass to wash out the shit

its rather nasty once you learn the details of homosexual intercourse

>>67776425
>shooting water up the arse is the dirty bit, not the cock or jizz
you gay mate?

fucking hate the welsh lads ngl

holy shit, these threads are full to the brim with JFs

i bet you newfriends don't even know who fatcam is

>>67776464
yes

you have to clean any shit debris out of your anus if you want to put a dick up it
you don't want to get shit on your rim do you?

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>>67776502
FATCAM
A
T
C
A
M

aphex twin a cute :3

>>67776425
yeah but like surely they cant do that a couple nights a week, wouldnt it leave lasting damage?

What the hell is fatcam? I imagine as some webcam fat fetishist website...

>>67776573
/brit/ is dead

I'm outta here again

bye nerds

>>67776599

>>67776599

>>67776599

new

>>67776596
any particular reason you're here?

>>67776464
thats obviously, its the details of gay sex that makes it truly disgusting