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Janitor

ani(You)

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Tomboys

dumb frogposter

>>67763929
Had a crush on a qt tomboy when I was in high school
wish I could go back in time ;_;

fuck outta my hood nigga

fuck that retarded irishman
looks like he game me some shit adware with that link

>>67763840
gonna have to inform you're right wrong mate
>swings on a rope
>smashes the leafs brain in

>>67763929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUagSrRd6kI

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Nottingham is a firmly antifascist city and has shown repeatedly over the past decade that racists are NOT welcome here!

Pic related is literally unironically me and the lads

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SPACEMAN...I ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO GO INTO SPACE, MAN

thai chicANO

>>67763957
did ye expect anything different?

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>>67763957
All of those links were to 4chan

babestation

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not going to see my extended family on xmas

enjoying the YLYL thread lads

>>67763970
can i be an antifa if i don't dress like an edgelord?

>>67763970
thaicuck's hometown LOL

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>>67763970
>Pic related is literally unironically me and the lads
pls be real

dumb aussie frogposter

what's with the sudden influx of spastics

wew lad

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479858254343.webm

A must watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

Literally unironically eating so-called gingerbread biscuits 2bh, lads

>>67763974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ck00Ph0Adg

mite wank

Looking forward to the annual family breakdown and fighting on Christmas lads
Mum said it'll be happening at the beach this year, can't wait

please don't skin me alive

thai chicANO is asking things

having a wank

>>67764023
I'll skin ye like a fookin potato

>>67764009
What a cunt

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morning lads

>>67764019
>Australia
>Christmas

Fuck sakes, what do you get from lying about celebrating crimbo?

>>67764037
no ur not

>>67764019
family unironically never argue at christmas desu. the closest we ever got was when my auntie and cousin said they weren't coming, then showed up on the day unannounced, ate food not made for them and then left without saying goodbye to anyone.

>>67764011

good post if i may say so myself

>>67764007

not telling

need pick up lines NOW lads

NOW

Watching the alt right meltdown

>>67764054
yes i am

currently doing a read of this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/amateurcumsluts/comments/5ee6iv/cupcake_challenge_1st_post_to_150_gets_vid/

>>67764009

fucc that woulda hurt

>>67764061
Are you a pint glass?

Cuz id like to fill you up then rim you

>>67763970
antifacists are a bunch of fags
all hot air
at least the oldschool commies used to get down and dirty and would stab a cunt.

antifa is "I want to be hardcore but my mum won't let me" tier

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>>67764051
>my first ever Christmas spent away from the family back home
>will be 40-48*C going by the last few years weather
>will be alone because the very few people I do know here will be with their family

I don't know what to do lads. Will you guys be on /brit/ for xmas? I'm going to get sad and lonely and miss the UK I can feel it.

>>67764056
Lucky

Every year it's the same thing
"I planned this for months, months and months! Why can't I just have ONE day of happiness in my life?" and shit like that

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Has anyone here had plastic surgery?

I'm getting my ears done soon

in reddit..................things happen

>>67764083
don't ever reply to me again

>>67764069
dont get the challenge aspect desu

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479319996474.webm

me on the right

>>67764061
Are you an archaeologist?
because I have a large bone that needs examining

doge

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1479858539488.webm

>>67764095
lmao alri gary

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>>67764091
>Scorching on christmas eve

That's just not on

>>67764104
me neither desu

>>67764095
luckily I was born with big ears

shan't be clicking any of these webms, tbqh lads

>>67764112
is this real

>>67764091
Will probably be posting after about 4pm when mum asks me to leave and go home

>>67764093
wtf who's the fighting between

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Passed my audition and been offered a contract on a cruise ship as a musician lads

Now everything I read tells me it's one of the most boring and generally shittiest jobs imaginable, stuck in a tiny cabin for 3 months getting pissed alone but at least it's easy work. Conflicted right now

is tim and kev posting officially dead now

>>67764120
It's going to be odd I'll tell you that, but I luckily have an airconditioner.

>>67764135
I'll be waiting for you anon please drink with me.

>>67764137
Mostly mum and my aunts, sometimes I get dragged into it

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REALLY REALLY made me think

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Punk is right wing

>>67764140
that sounds brilliant tbf, bet you'll shag a load of slags

>>67764140
delete this image mate

what is alt-right anyway

EV PLEND DIS FO MUNTS EN MUNTS WEY CENT EY HEV WOON DEY AV HEPPINEZ IN MOY LOIFE

>>67764154
the fucking state of london

nigel didn't serve in the army like mosley

>>67764171
Nigel's been straddling a desk all his life

Little cuck he is

>>67764171
What do Mexicans do on Christmas

>>67764163
Everyone has their own definition for it desu.

To me it's a conservative that don't think the actual Conservatives are really conservative.

>>67764158
Not allowed to interact with guests apparently, not allowed to do basically anything

>>67764152
hahaaha fuck that

just scrap on with them

>>67764163
being a bad ass dude who dont give no shits about cucks niggers and bitches dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gun to your head lads, who do you prefer, me or this cunt >>67764143?

Just renewed my pass lads captcha was pissing me off

>>67764163
Originally it meant white nationalists, the media gave the title to all online Trump supporters and people like Milo, reddit, and Paul Joseph Watson embraced it and now they're whining about being called racist.

>>67764195
x

>>67764182
they say that but I bet you'll do

go for it lad, take the job on the banter boat, see the world, shitpost here with various flags, live my dream

>>67764188

this

they need to outnumber the fascists since ever
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cable_Street

>googled 'are awareness campaigns a scam'
>first link is to a campaign for 'scam awareness month'

hmmmm

Can i still switch back to legacy captcha?

>>67764182
"not allowed" probably doesn't mean "NOT ALLOWED!"'

See what your co-workers get up to to get a feeling for it.

>>67764180
for me it's the meme youtubers in it more to piss people off than actually promote their views

/pol/ tier shit is far right

>>67764209
Cuuuuuuutie

some arses are just too big

>>67764214
yes

>>67764201
Originally it meant nothing
its a fabrication of the media lumping all dissident groups on the "right" side of the spectrum who aren't traditional Tories or Neocons into one grab-bag so the media can claim they eat babies and kill younglings.

people are sick of neocons but the left offers no real solutions that help anyone and have a terrible track record.

>>67764214
Settings > Quotes & Replying > Legacy captcha

>>67764226
ex. your mums

Imagine making a post and having no one reply to it

Hhaha...such losera r-right?

I have become so adept at these picture captchas that I can solve them without looking at what they're asking for

>>67764219
/pol/ is barely right
just leather fetishists and anti-immigrant types who love Capitalism and the republican party.

that happens to me and i don't care

>>67764235
Thank you

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>they think Trump is seismic change
>they think Brexit is seismic change

Absolutely shrieking

These are minor alterations to the system that will be carefully managed in such a way that the status quo is maintained

You peons have no power

These are minor

me and a mate on the train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3KPHxopj7c

>>67764219
>/pol/ tier shit is far right
It can be, /pol/ is like ancient /b/ atm, whilst I don't doubt some are serious, some people are just edgy to be edgy.

want to add another Alolan pokemon to my team

right now my main is Pichu and eventually Raichu

thinking either Grimer or Meowth

>>67764233
No, it was invented by Richard Spencer the founder of the website alternativeright for white nationalists. It means nothing now because of the media identifying everyone who supports Trump as alt right and many of those people embracing the term.

>>67764265
*sees you talking to yourself in an empty room*

hmmm

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Want to wank but my mate's asleep in my room

me crack's dried up

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got work soon but only had 3 hours sleep aha what am I like

average /brit/ user

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>>67764339
wtf

>>67764314

me in the cage

>>67764339
this is insanely degenerate

got the reply box open but I cannae think of anything to post

need some fags but the garage is a 20 min walk

>>67764339
>walk in on it wanking
>fuck what do I do? its going to be awkward
>nostradamus

>>67764140
What do you play

need some fags but crippling debt and poverty levels mean I can't afford them and still be able to pay the rent

>>67764393
Then you don't need them do you faggot

>>67764339
context?
wtf is going on?
did the mum freak out and start talking about Nostradamus or is the family that fucked.

how much do duzzas cost in bongland
how much in poopeelia

>>67764403
suck me like your mum does you poof x

*lynches one of a succession of runts*
*turns and faces the camera*

welcome to Limmy's Show

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>>67764418

>>67764339

sounded like he said "that's the fake one" not "mom"

>>67764354
>>67764362
>>67764384
>>67764406
dont know

>>67764358
what did her fanny smell like?

>>67764412
£10 for a 20 pack

pretty hot atm :/

>>67764412

about a dollar each

>>67764443
sorry lad, can't help it ;)

>>67764436
ah so it's just as expensive as it is here

shitposters

>>67764412
Winnie blues are about $25

>>67764393
anywhere near devon? i'll give you some rollies. iktf

>>67764481
port royals rollies > winfields

sorry m8

dollarydoos

>>67764490
yeah

>>67764461
suck me

>rollies
oh my dayzzzz

>>67764490
london (I'm white though)

thanks anyway

reckon I'm going to try and sleep and hope I feel better when I get up

Doing a nightly depression

>>67764391
Drummer. Can't even sight read that well and half the gig is Big Band stuff lel. Will be winging my way through most of it.

hope we broke relations with the US hehe

Just did a 30 minute mannequin challenge

>>67764528
me

>>67764515
It is statistically likely this poster is not white

>>67764393
>have no money
>keep buying boxes of expensive sticks and setting fire to them

>>67764481
>>67764490
>>67764496
Tesco has started selling camels

what are they like (camels)

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>>67763929
>>67763896
Cancer

>Europe

>>67764540
He should just smoke rolled fivers. Although I doubt that would go so well with the new plastic ones

Going to make a collage of me and the oneitis

>>67764563
horses with humps

>>67764566
nazi puto

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>>67764511
cheaper
also easier to mix with /dude/

>Young female jury members 'flirted' with Brothers 4 Life members during murder conspiracy trial - with one almost ejected for 'smiling and biting her index finger'

>A conspiracy to murder trial featuring three senior members of the Brothers 4 Life gang was marked with an amount of flirting from the jury, court documents reveal, with one woman flirting with three of the four accused men.

ah yes, women

>>67764511
they're better in every way though. they're cheaper, not as bad for you, and they don't taste like shit. suppose having to roll them is a pain, takes less than 1min really though

>>67764563
revolting

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i've said a lot of times that women are only good for births hhaahahahahaaha

>>67764587
>don't taste like shit
some are disgusting. Drum for example

>>67764587
straights are much nicer to smoke than rollies

>>67764586

vile beings, they are

>>67764563
bloody hell

how do they fit on shelves?

gunna wank tomorrow instead

build up my cum a bit longer

>>67764563
i don't like cigs. the last cig i smoked was a richmond superking my mate gave me when i was out of bacci. i threw more than half away. back in the day i used to smoke lucky strike because i thought i was cool

>tfw switched back to straights so can't go ashtray digging when desperate anymore

imagine if jewish scientists discover a new form of bringing human beings in this world..........how useful the cunts would be???

>>67764586
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3930530/The-story-Sydney-s-Brothers-4-Life-gang.html

Ah yes, Muslims

>>67764624
luckies are cool tho

also p. nice desu

>>67764606
agree 100%. who smokes those outside of men in their 50's though. it's golden vagina green > GV yellow > cutters choice > amber queef > everything else

>>67764602
*tips sombrero*

looks like I'm going to have to wait until I see the gf to get my nicotine fix

hopefully she'll cook my skint arse something to eat too

>>67764654
desklad

>>67764624
>tfw when I was 14 I used to smoke Marlboro reds because I thought they were cool

thailad is a skinny little chain smoking runt

>>67764667
malboro reds also p. cool

and nice

Sat up all night watching old TV shows and wondering if anyone would care if I died. What brings you lot here?

wow, literally hitler
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russian-government-foreign-ministry-jews-donald-trump-us-election-maria-zakharova-russia-a7424986.html

>>67764649
>Goldy V
best choice, prefer tailor made though ngl
>>67764672
I only smoke maybe one or two a day now :>

>non-smokers will never experience that feel when everything around you is shit except for the nicotine in your lungs and the fag in your hand

*yaaawn*
aboot to turn in lads, i'll smell y'all later

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>>67764672

yeah haha i will never die of cancer like you....how really fucked i am

realised i've spent around 10 grand on cigarettes during my lifetime lmao what am i like

>>67764702
sounds dire

>>67764710
See you later, crocodile

>non-buttchuggers will never experience that feel when everything around you is shit except for the cool vodka running into your sphincter

>>67764254
>Anti immigrant
That's right wing
>Capitalism
Also right wing

Mong

>>67764618
>don't wank for a few days
>sit down to enjoy one
>really close to cumming after 2 minutes

>>67764733
This is so wrong it hurts

>>67764743
i just wank my bellend for a good 20 mins

feels nice man

>>67764733
>See you later, crocodile
later, calculator :3

>>67764753
In a while, alligator

>non-smokers will never experience the sweet release of death in their thirties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik

that's terrible

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>>non-smokers will never experience that feel when everything around you is shit except for the nicotine in your lungs and the fag in your hand

>>67764254
>/pol/ is barely right, they just [right-wing thing], [right-wing thing] and support [right-wing party]
OK lad.

>>67764776
just IV'd 12.5g of golden virginia, buzzing like a nutter

>>67764784
blast from the high school days

hahahahahahaha
http://americanmilitarynews.com/2016/11/navys-newest-multi-billion-dollar-destroyer-breaks-down-in-panama-canal/?utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=alt&utm_source=usmilitary

>alligator

foy

a man a plan a canal panama

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>>67764742
>That's right wing

arguing with the internet gf again

>>67764791
you are pretty thick m8

>>67764848
>[Right wing thing] wow that's not right wing!

Double mong

>>67764871
>u r dumb
>explain myself? No way, LITERALLY HITLER

the pirate is getting angry

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which one sprouted the most?

gunna set my alarm for 4 hours from now so i can fix my sleeping pattern

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only smoke it if it's green

>>67764873
Capitalism is hardly "right wing" exclusively just because slack jawed socialists say anything that isn't bright red is nazis
and the republicans are pretty generic neocons, nothing spectacular or revolutionary.

>>67764907
woaaaaah dude

>>67764902
radcliffe is a handsome bloke, shame he's like 5'2

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>parents call me a stinking student lamo and to get a part time job
>apply for jobs
>this is only place that will hire me

>>67764907

wish he made more aftermath videos

>>67764902
Ron's a ledge. Pretty much retired and now he drives around in an ice cream van giving out free ice cream.

>>67764902
extreme left

>>67764931

bit noncey tbqh

having a wank

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479729111205.webm

the crazy leaf is being crazy again lads

>>67764931
nonce twat

>>67764900
i think you're shadowbanned f͏͏a͏͏m

>>67764902
https://youtu.be/OvW_L8sTu5E?t=27s

da fuk is this lads

>>67764955
>get accused of being the crazy canadian
>the nonce going off about politics rn isnt me

hmmmmm......

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>>67764926
>students who think they're too good for part time jobs

Why ARE students so baselessly arrogant?

>Americans spell cancelled as canceled

Only just discovered this wtf this one is a step too far

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>live in Chicago
>going down Lake Shore Drive
>skyscrapes as far as the eye can see
>contemplate the humanity they contain
>many are having sex literally right as I drive past
>I will never know that feel

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Thank fuck, what an absolutely horrible ad campaign. Any reason for it being pulled is a good reason.

>hey let's throw 60 years of "it has to be Heinz" marketing down the drain in favour of #hastag #LearnTheCanSong #goViral #letUsMonitorYourHeinzPurchasesByWebscrapingTwitter

Is Nova Scotia here?

did you know that if you ain't kind to muslims, they could become violent?
>ISIS views Trump's win as a golden recruiting opportunity. Hatred of Muslims, in its experience, leads to more followers: the greater the sense of alienation from the existing world order, the better its prospects. In a popularity contest between ISIS and a Muslim-banning Trump, ISIS leaders will fancy their chances.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/16/opinions/trump-must-make-muslim-friends-doyle-opinion/

>>67764967
look at those bloody sweatshop shifts mate

he wants me working into the wee hours of the morning, going home and then sleeping for 3 hours and then going back to uni

>>67764971
reddit

>>67764989
only people who you're allowed to be mean to is whitey because they are passive vaginas who wont react.

>>67764994
lazy cunt

you will work those hours and then you will go to uni to learn how to work a real job

>>67764953
hot

HOWLING

just made a collage of pictures of me and the oneitis

Think this is the first time I've ever been in love

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-23/kentucky-denies-mans-request-for-im-god-number-plates/8049570
>A US atheist's request to say "IM GOD" on his number plate has been denied by the state of Kentucky, which said it might distract other drivers, could spark confrontations and would be in bad taste.

>laaaaaand of the freeeeeeee

>>67765022
why did you prefix this post with HOWLING

are you insane?

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THERE IS WATER
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

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>>67764972
Try growing a beard m9, girls love them

>>67765034
Literally laughing at my self for being so pathetic

>>67765013
why do you sound like an angry council estate man

>>67764989

That would make too much sense, Europe is quite tolerant and they've been copping a beating from the muzzies they saved from themselves.

>>67765043
Looks like one of those runtish muslim converts that blow themselves up in Syria

>>67765055
goodnight leaf

>>67765013
those are horrid hours m8
there's a line to be drawn somewhere.

this isn't being lazy, just nuts.

business idea: upgrade to a real gf

>want gf
>do a wank
>don't want gf

>wank
>feel disgusted with myself after

everytime

Business idea: stop being in love with a girl who will never be your gf

>>67764926
where is it

night shifts are pretty good if it's in stocking or something, good wages and no runt customers to deal with

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being mexican is worse

you don't really love her

'tis the season for qts to go for midday runs wearing very little

suicidal

Business idea: whine about muh depression then get upset at people who give me actual advice that will make me less depressed instead of enabling my depression

Business idea: gas the kiwis

it's statistically likely that she's cheating on you this very minute

>>67765110
>girl recording herself wanking
>cums and suddenly stops being horny
>quickly turns the camera off in embarrassment
hot as fuck 2bh

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Interesting ads

>>67765136
literal sweatshop labour

use some sort of machine to stamp designs on t-shirts

the reason why these nightshifts are terrible is because ive got classes the next morning after and no viable way to get home (maybe 2.5 hours on night buses in the winter)

>>67765157
It's not a shortage of advice that's the problem; it's a shortage of motivation.

Business idea: have your oneitis cheat on her bf with you, causing everything henceforth to be awkward

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eating tuna sandwich

Have been shitting my bowela out the past 48 hours

>off on Friday
>only 2 days of wageslavery left

nearly there

>>67765194

It's not a shortage of motivation, it's a shortage of discipline.

The age of the internet has gotten people too used to instant gratification so people can't understand that what they do now will affect how they feel later.

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>mfw I am the OP of both the current /brit/ and /cum/

Putting this on my resume lads.

>>67765211
pics

thai chicANO is eating sandwich

>>67765211
shared this on the 'book

>>67765211
how many do you smoke a day roughers

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>>67765211

>>67765223
>making threads

cuck

>>67765222
It's a shortage of [thing that makes me do what I know I should do]. Whether you call that motivation or discipline or drive or ambition or resolve or whatever I don't care.

Business idea: pick up a slag at the bar to get over your oneitis

>>67765245
>Having dozens of people from all over the world post in something you made
I like it senpai.

Business idea: wank and a poo

how often do you lot wank

be honest

what an achievement, congratulations!!!

>>67765197
Business idea: save money by buying your gf drinks but only fill your glass when it comes back out of her fanny

leafs fuck off

>>67765269
Now THIS I can get behind

>>67765276
once in two days on average

>>67765235
2 or 3

*fucks on*

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>>67765292
now you i can get behind :)

>>67765246

yeah, all humans are generally quite shit at choosing to do something that isn't instantly gratifying but will benefit them more than the alternative options in the future.

Each post in a thread you made counts as two (You)'s
You'd be a fool not to get in on it

>>67765305
grim

>>67765330
tuna sandwiches need sweetcorn imo

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>>67765327

found a dupe lads. drop your (You) on the floor and press alt+f4

>>67765346
geddim janitore