How is Canada different from the USA?

They were essentially Americans who were too loyal and/or scared to rebel.

Poorer and colder

We are better in almost every way.

>>67762797
>flag

Ahmed doesn't know history. Sad!

One is america, while the other is Canada

It isn't

>>67762797
Black Pidgeon Speaks is Canadian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYPAdB-KzbM

One is a backwater shithole, the other is made up of 50 states and the District of Columbia.

>>67762836
>poorer

As a whole yes but we have less income inequality and a stronger middle class.

>>67762916
>income inequality
This is the shittiest forced meme on the planet

>>67762916
>income inequality
Get oud of herr, islamig gommunist!

One of them has the Dollar as currency.

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>>67762797
One is 60% white.

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They're just like us, except more polite and a little less "in your face". They fancy themselves European, but we know they're our little brother.

Mexico is that loud family next door whose dog keeps shitting in your yard and digging holes under the fence.

>>67762995
So will the other eventually if the Libs get what they want.

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>>67762945
>>67762936
youre not even first world

>>67762995
Who cares, Stormfag? As long as we reduce or eliminate welfare, black people will start realizing that they should actually work. Once we legalize drugs, crime will be lowered and they economy will be better. Once our culture starts looking down-upon abandonment of children by their fathers and gang culture, the black community will be all patched up.

>>67763024
k

>>67763078
fucking negro twitter

>>67763099
>that jaw

>>67763020
>They fancy themselves European

No we fucking don't

>>67762995
Eventually so will we.

>>67762797
They are like USA, but better

>>67763128
Hehe. Yes, you do.

>>67763099
>*nods respectfully towards you*

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>>67763058
>who cares
>t. member of the 40%

Melanin anons get triggered so easily.

>>67762797
More taxes. More natives.

>>67763128
You absolutely do.
You can't deny it.

One has a nationalist president the other has a cuck French PM.

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>>67763146
I wonder why

>>67763146
>averages
>you would
lol

>>67762797
I honestly don't know, you can honestly go an entire lifetime without meeting any of them in most of the US. I assume they're like yankees but more rural minded but with hockey and some British mannerisms.

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>>67763167
I'm not a melanon, I'm a rational human.

>>67763146
>2.82% more likely to be NEET

doubt

>>67763210
That's true for small towns and rural areas but Toronto and Vancouver are a different beast entirely. Every bad stereotype of Canadians comes from these two cities.

>>67763210

Depends where you live. In the upper midwest we run into them a lot. I dated one for a while in college. I hear they love the sunbelt as well.

And a lot of time you'd never know unless you ask them. They blend in really well, eh?

>>67763277
Canadian English is just American English with British spelling and meme differences like "aboot" and "ar", tbqh.

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Canada just keeps going north long after the US gives up and says, "This is hopeless."

>>67763275
I am not aware of any bad non-4chan stereotypes of Canadians besides rioting over Stanley Cup games. Unless you do mean 4chan stereotypes in which case I getcha. Cities were a mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqCt2Pq0OD4

>>67763297
the accent varies m8. Ontario and the West speak the Canadian English that you describe.

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>>67763226
>That skin

You're getting whiter!

Mike Myers on the subject

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYsUddY70s0

>>67763358
Fair enough, and American English itself varies quite a bit, with "General American" the speech of the Midwest and Great Plains, which makes sense to be similar to the area you described.

There is a joke about Canadians in the UK:

How do you tell the difference between a Canadian and an American? You don't, the Canadian will tell you.

>>67763632
I wouldn't be surprised if most of the people claiming to be Canadian abroad are actually just American trying to avoid the bad reputation of American tourists.

>>67763649
I don't think people have to do that anymore, maybe under Trump they might start again.

>>67763649

The only people who verbally attack Americans for being American are angry Europeans and disgruntled expats. And anyone who would do that, well, fuck them anyway.

Most of the planet are actually happy to meet new people, even from America.

>>67762797
one is a violent third world shithole

>>67762797
I'd imagine it like Australia mixed with America. In other word, it's America without the down sides.

>>67764350
But Australia is already Australia mixed with America

3 times as many Canadians live in the US than Americans live in Canada despite Canada having a much smaller population for some reason

canadians are loyal subjects of the crown

yanks are traitorous obese swine with an unhealthy obsession for guns and being a minority in their own country

>>67763099
I knew that fucking manlet had to be packing.