What species are Americans?

yank

>>67756610
Adipem Afri

>>67756610
Species of Winners

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>>67756610
How do you even get that fat? And why won't they lose weight?

>>67756669
(hotdog eating contest) winners

>>67756679
Because we're stupid.

>>67756679
They get thin-shamed by the goberment if they weigh less than 200 lbs.

>>67756822

Because we have it too easy.

"A nation of temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

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>>67756610

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>>67756610
Rolling burgers

>>67756610
that's an aussie

>>67756610
Homo crassus

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>>67757006
That guy isn't American

>gif related

>>67757006
>thats a canadian

>>67757131
>>67757144
DELETE THIS

Homo Sharticus

>>67756610
Scientist have noticed that americans are getting fatter and fusing with technology. There is no official term for this hybrid of lard and machine, but in scientific literature they are often referred to as "the blorb", which is a combination of blob and borg.

Here are two of the blorb in their natural habitat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ObUesxZxIg

>Shape is irrelevant.
>Exercise is irrelevant.
>You will be expanded.

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>BE AMERICAN
>LIVE IN THE ONLY WORLD HYPERPOWER
>THIS ONE NATION AND ITS PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY OTHER NATION, EVEN SOME NATIONS COMBINED
USA
FREEDOM
DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
GOD
PEACE
WAR
WE MADE YOU
WE CREATED YOU
AND WE CAN DESTROY YOU

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>>67758924

>>67756610
Bipedal descendants of cetaceans. This specimen displays atavism as it is storing a large amount of blubber and it's hands have partially reverted to flippers.

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>>67756610
>white """"""""""people""""""""""

>>67759421
Blacks actually have a higher obesity rate

>>67759507
Don't forget diabetes, hypertension, heart disease and they can inherit diseases like sickle cell and have lower average IQs. I sure am jealous of Black Americans.