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How do you get a qt gf in your cunt?

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How do you get a qt gf in your cunt?
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Be black
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>>67753924
I don't know and at this point don't really care
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>>67754103
Also I have no hope of ever getting anyone like the girl in OP so might as well not try at all
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>>67753924
who's this black sperm slurper?
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You get into State Medical Univercity. If you don't get a gf there in 3 months, you will be hanged as a faggot.
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>>67753924
those freckles are fucking disgusting jesus fuck, why isn't she covering them with makeup or something?
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>>67753924
Drink some vodka with her
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>>67754262
Fucking faggot.
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>>67753924
waiting to find out
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>>67754138
maybe if you weren't such a mope. lose weight fatty you clearly aren't disabled and can type sentences
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>>67754357
if you unironically think that looks good you should probably hang yourself
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>>67754410
>lose weight fatty
i'm skinny as fuck and a 171 cm manlet, I have the physique and appearance of a 9th grader
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Have dark skin
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>>67754441
Nah, we usually hang fags like you.
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>>67754554
Gingers look so weak and fragile with their sickly freckled complexions. Blondes are superior in every aspect.
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>>67754643
Embrace the flame, you fuggin finn.
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>>67754495
pls be my gf
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>>67754103
gay
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>>67755193
I'm not gay
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>>67753924

Be rich, funny, good looking, nice body, smart, not autistic etc.
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>>67755512
5/6 nice i am austic!
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>>67753924
>>67754338
>>67754357
>>67754554
>>67754858
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>>67753924

be rich, handsome and a personal circus to her
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Dont be a dumbass like me haha
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Be black or brown.
Not even joking
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>>67753924
No idea, I have never had one.
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>>67753924
show benis

*inserts behind you*
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>>67757039
.....
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>>67753924
Just be yourself
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>How do you get a qt gf in your cunt?

Be handsome and have a good body. Otherwise it's impossible.
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>>67753924
by actually approaching girls and developing relationships, same as any other country. girls aren't gonna swarm to make a relationship with you when you sit in basement posting on the internet all day
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>>67753924
bunny teeth are cuts on girls
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>>67753924
go talk to them, show obvious interest for them and be from a good home.
It's pretty pointless to play the hard to get game with girls in here, they can fucking smell your fears from miles away, just be good confident lad.
I've seen fucking hamplanets and ugly neckbeard and weird looking dudes with 8/10 girls in here.
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>>67753924
money
be druglord
have a truck
beat her
cheat on her
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>>67763920
ever had a gf?
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>>67753924

there are no qt women in this country.
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>>67756247

>I am a massive homosexual.
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>>67763947
no
i have no car and no money
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>>67753924
money
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Like you do in any country...
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this is my girlfriend.
are you jelous of me ?
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>>67753924
step 1:
>lower your standards

step 2:
>realize that ugly women also want chads

step 3:
>study robotics and help contribute to the invention of sex bots.
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>>67753924
Crack a fucking hilarious joke, and instantly have Sheilas swarming around for your dick
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>>67754149
Jessica clements
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Be funny
Be resourceful

There are the main two things girls look for in a man here, honestly.
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>>67764366

>white girl

No.
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There are no virgins in this country, other than men. Sluts are easy to get. All you have to do is be an asshole and they will want to fuck you without commitment.
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>be normal
>don't be autistic
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>>67754017
underrated
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>tfw 6'3, blond hair, blue eyes, relatively good looking, and fit
>tfw I'm socially autistic and as soon as they realize they lose interest
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>>67753924
easily
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>>67754357
this is likely extremely shopped btw
trust me, i'm an expert
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>>67767649
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>>67767663
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>>67764098
car a must have?
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>>67767718
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>>67767718
f ugly
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>>67767746
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>>67767737
YES. bus and metro is for trully losers
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>>67767034
this
top 20% of men fuck everything that moves which makes even ugly women think their relationship market value is equal to their sexual market value.
The guys who pump and dump them have no interest in a relationship.

If I'm right, female suicide rates in western countries should start shooting through the roof over the next 15 years.
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>>67767776
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>>67767737
car, high paying job, your own place, education, fit, tall, good looking, funny, charming
now congrats on your 4/10 gf

no idea if it's the same in yurop
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>>67762131
this
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just be yourself :^)
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>>67767796
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you can't
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>>67753924
Be yourself
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i am not the best teacher for that stuff
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>>67762131
>roomuga täidetud pakiautomaadid

what did he mean by this?
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>>67753924
Be handsome.
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Move abroad.
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>>67753924

by not being me
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Just be yourself tbqh
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No such thing as qt serbian girls.
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>be 5'3
just fuck my shit up familiar

just be yourself lad
eventually someone will like you unless you're a manlet or a morbidly obese smelly ugly dumb autist
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>>67773975
Atleast you're white ... oh wait
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>>67754643
>Gingers look so weak and fragile
Which is a greatest gift for a girl to have. Faggot.
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>>67753924

Be yourself
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>>67773775
not cute but you have hot sluts at least
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>>67754262
>>67754441
>>67754643
>>67756247
End yourselves
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>he fell for the subhuman ginger girls with freckles meme
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no idea my man

had several show interest in me but I'm autistic
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>>67775439
Same
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>>67767034
>All you have to do is be an asshole
that's easier said than done if you have a conscience
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Confidence
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>>67753924
Being a chad since all single cute girls are just whores.
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>>67767034
t. Elliot Rodgers
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>>67753924
Buy them shit
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>>67767034
Kys incel faggot
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1- Red Charger Car 2016
2- (two)Iphone 7(be ready to leave one)
3-beard
4-MONEY
5-lies

This list follows no order but that is how it werks here
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>>67778519
Can I be like him?
I just want to kill all those couples and basic hot girls. The Retribution 2.0
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>>67775286
Superb taste, my brethen.
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>>67767034
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>>67753924
Not
I'm a bit handsome, but I'm too shy to get not more than female friends.
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>>67753924

You don't.
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No idea.
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If not through your social circle tinder is the best option.
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>>67753924
Social skills and/or social value
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>>67767824
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>there are ginger haters on /int/ right now

the fuck is wrong with these people
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>>67753924
Doesn't seem to be too hard but I have no personality and I'm average in every possible way. Also I don't drink at all so going out means having a bad time. And I'm poor.
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>>67754103
>>67754138
Exactally this, but I really don't care: most people are just normie hivemind of futile and uninteresting pop hobbies and interaction/morality.
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