Why do we not have any culture??? Even niggers have culture.

>>67750512
You do.
Everyone do.
Except for

Best music bands are from Sweden.

>>67750545
If everyone have culture...
Then how come Sweden don't have any??

>>67750580
No

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scandinavia was a mistake

>>67750580
LMAO

"No"

>>67750580
>says the russian
>what is Apкoнa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaP1wDvkA6E

>>67750512
t. dirty albanian boy

>>67750512
>culture

Nice spook bro

>>67751632
t. subhuman

what have Norway ever accomplished? You are one of the the most irrelevant countries in Europe

>>67751632
this

>>67751726
Not being the biggest joke on the internet for one

>>67751904
Not being Sweden is not an accomplishment oil nigger

>>67751940
And still you didn't manage to do it

One day you will realize your parents were wrong to beat you with the fire poker, and the government was right in taking you away.

>>67751980
Yes Sweden is shit, I don't deny that, all of Scandinavia is.

>>67750512
Fuck you. We have a culture don't believe everything that you're told
Jävlä bög

>>67752057
To answer the op though, I think we have a very interesting and rich culture it's just that no one is interested in it. I think that's mostly the fault of the age we live in, sadly.

>>67752184
such as?

>>67752166
You have to go back, Cai-Göran.

>>67752184
>To answer the op though, I think we have a very interesting and rich culture

In Oslo maybe.

>>67752259
Oslo is everything wrong with Norway, and one of the worst capitals in all of Europe.
Oslo should be burned off the face of the earth.

>>67752259
Consider suicide.

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>>67752259
>>67752239
Our whole history since the beginning of course. I don't count looking at phones and american tv all day as culture.

>>67752394
Be more specific
What is scandinavian culture?

I honestly don't know what it is

>>67752463
Odin.

Throwing trees

fishing salmon and eating salmon

doing fjord rafting

>>67752665
Nothing in other words

also, the law of Jante is pretty based culture.

Abba

metal "music"

>>67752463
Visit a vikingfaire this summer then, meet the people there.

Drinking too much, watching horrible theatre and thus drinking even more. All the celebrations we have each year, that's a part of our culture, put some extra effort into them this year.

I think of our culture as our heritage, not what we actually act like at any given moment.

t.mehmet

>>67752778
>metal "music"
what are you trying to say here?
i'm going to kick your ass

>>67752904
Come Jouko he's French, we can't really excpect more of him, he's already on our side and that's more than great

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>>67752778
Autism and n-no bully the rules.

It's so anti-individualism I now no longer consider snow niggers apart of western culture.

The rules are legit Abo tribe tier of philosophy.

Im ashamed to be norwegian. We dont really have a culture.

>>67753104
>implying getting along isn't important in a community and society. Those rules aren't about bullying they're about not shitting on other people. Be positive. If you are better than them, don't think that way because that is negative, drag them up instead.

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Norway has Russ. And Sweden?

>>67750512
>image says scandinavia
>is actually a map of nordic countries
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>67753252
I'm >>67753239
>>67752781
>>67752394
and Russefeiring is one of the most degenerate fucking things that has come out of this country. Actually I agree with OP now, we are pathetic I fucking hate this country

>>67752741
What do the niggers that you so adore have?

Ooga booga voodoo.

Throwing spears.

Catching rats and eating rats.

Doing bungee jumping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHaaEDUzpMM

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>>67752781
>visit a vikingfaire this summer
better yet come visit ours in february

biggest in europe (((don't know if thats actually true)))

>>67753435
Seconding.
That swede is just negative and dismissive. Hope he sort himself out.

>>67753519
He better. This thread has been made quite a few times by now.

>>67750512
Your culture is getting raped by blacks and arabs.

Also kindness, social structure but don't let people get to close, cold, cozyness, viking history.

>>67753104
>t-viking rape baby

It is buddhism level based stuff, nigel. There's a certain beauty in the law of jante.
Not worse than our >muh equality stuff we have in the UK and France.

>>67753777
I like France more now, but mostly for the nice trips

>>67750512
Thought this was a troll thread until I saw the Sweden flag and realised you might be genuine.
You just don't notice your culture because you are always in it. Do you have national holidays? traditional music, dress, your own language, ritualised acts like the english high tea? if yes to any of those you have a culture.
>>67751726
Without Norway I couldn't slice my cheese quickly and easily, also english common law is based off of Norwegian property law and English common law has now spread across the globe.

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It's literal degeneracy.
I am not a Swede, so I'm not a degenerate, and I love Sweden.

>>67753777
>viking rape baby
yes and no

we're descended from vikings, especially in former danelaw areas, but not particularly from rape
scandinavians peacefully settled on our country and integrated among the local anglosaxons (who shared a simular culture), the effects of which are present even today in modern day england; modern english is one such example of anglo-scandinavian integration

>>67755253
finland fail every attempt at being cool

>>67755253
having a hard time believing those lasses are finnish desu

I am Albanian and I approve of this thread

>>67752463
Cabin culture is the defining aspect of fennoscandian culture tbqh
Enjoying sauna, hiking, skiing and fishing

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>>67756102
>tfw you come back to your cabin after a long day of fishing and jump in the sauna
absolute bliss

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>>67756310
>tfw spent 12 hours walking to my cabin this summer due to carrying too much beer with me

>>67752239
Are you retarded?

We have a vast variety of culture. Only an idiot, in denial of his own country, would say otherwise.

Right now Denmark is exporting "hygge" to England en masse. The britbongs are taking the bait like a child eats candy. It's like they believe we go around and say hygge all the time. Nonetheless, "hygge" is part of our culture, an essential part.

>>67756709
have literally never heard of this """"""hygge"""""" before

>>67756709
hyggelig det altså holger danske

>>67752778
Law of jante has lead this country to be a feel good country, which leads to accepting the mediocre, because you're taught from chilhood, not to stand out. Good thing is that we're as far as you can get from an obnoxious American.

>>67750512
WE WUZ VIKINGZ AMD SHIT

>>67756764
It's a word in your Oxford dictionary now, was voted word of the year, on par with brexit.

Apparently you've published 9 books this year alone, on the word and the experience of having hygge. You find it interesting because it can be a noun, a verb and an adjective.

>>67752778
>metal "music"

Metal music is British and American culture if anything. Those Nordics just spawned some weird black metal thingy.

What is culture even, most people wake up go to work think about suicide and sleep

>>67750512
>even niggers have culture
what exactly? most nigerian teens I know just copy american rappers

>>67756944
but american rappers wuz egyptian pharaos and shieet kangz yo kno wha i sayin?

>>67754512
>Thought this was a troll thread until I saw the Sweden flag and realised you might be genuine.

This thread is posted numerous times a week, how new are you m8?

>>67756992
not really

>>67756788
Law of Jante has more to do with not acting like you're better than everyone else. It's not about promoting mediocrity in any way. The only people who think that are those who are already unambitious.

>>67756881
yeah i just googled it and am thoroughly disappointed

it's just a marketing slogan for things we already have/had
was hoping for something more interesting but it's just the new chic

(((not talking about the original danish concept, obvs)))

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You lost your national pride, identity and culture after this man died.

>>67757074
It doesn't directly promote mediocrity, but if you think you're not to be better than anyone else, it's going to affect your future performances.

>>67757135
Yeah, it's actually some London based firms that started to brand it last year, I think. Everyone has "hygge", it's just that we have a word that encompasses everything in it.

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>>67757034
no?

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>>67757146
not far off desu

>>67756944
Niggers invented all modern music

>>67756881
hygge is seized upon by the urban middleclass class/londonites because they have no concept of how to be comfy and this is new and exciting. Literally nobody outside of the guardian readership cares.
Kinda shows our class divide if one half of the country was obsessed with hygge and another with BREXIT.

>>67757357
guess that explains why we're so good at making it

>>67757382
your urban middleclass is obsessed with scandinavia in general

>>67757179
well i'm glad that our sudden adoption of hygge brings our countries closer together again, even if it is a sterile marketing tactic

>>67757426
who isn't desu

>>67757146
Karl XII is a grossly overrated king who threw away the Swedish Empire by overextending completely. He might have won some neat victories against the coalition, but his lack of political savvy ended our empire.

>>67757382
I think comfy encompasses the nature of hygge better than cozy, which is the direct translation.

When I sit on my couch, with a cup of tea and reading, I'm comfy. I would say it's a "hyggelig" thing to do in Danish.

>>67757482
And his death marked your downfall, after him Sweden faded into obscurity

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>>67757493
>tfw hygge

>>67757526
No. His reign caused our downfall. He died after he'd already fucked our shit up. Didn't even leave a fucking heir.

>>67757602
We all had that JUST king. Ours were Christian 4. He literally lost 50% of our total area in one war against you. He managed to die with only having lost 25%, which we never got back. He attacked you because you went into Poland and were crushed by the Russians, I think, but then you turned on us lel

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>>67757493
>>67757591
desu it's basically the "comfy" meme for people who don't know what memes are

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Today in finnish news. Declaration of war.

>>67750512
you have multiculture.
Every culture in the world is a bit swedish and vice versa

>>67757493
>>67757779
this.
Go to /britpol/, a bastion of calm in a sea of bullshit and realise that comfy posting already existed as a perfect analogue for hygge in british culture.

Do Scandinavians have any culture beyond WE WUZ VIKANGZ? And what were they doing before it was invented in the 19th century?

>>67757837
Killing Poles, Germans and Russians,
Until the tables were turned

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>>67757641
rude

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>>67757693
Try losing 8 times the territory of modern day Denmark like this traitorous piece of shit

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You had culture but you forfeited it.

>>67757869
>Scandinavian culture is killing
What a heritage

>>67757992
Bunch of savages that turned to social policies

>>67757992
Yours is literally the same except everything you conquer turn second world. Just look at what you did with Königsberg, you barbarians.

>>67757992
name me 1 (ONE) culture not bathed in blood

>>67757992
OP here and this is the only good answer so far

Scandinavian culture is murder

>>67753777
And what have those dumb monks achieved? Nothing.

Anglos have made the first world, and every country inhabited by Anglos have been extremely successful considering the circumstances.

What have monks done aside from hummmmm all day? And what have snowniggers done aside from drink all day?

This is why France has been inferior to Britain your foolish romantic ideas have stopped true progress.

>>67758042
Russia is the country that brought humanity into the Space Age. What do you have? Genuinely curious, btw. What is Scandinavian culture?

>>67758139
stop attacking our northern european brethren pls

>>67758149
russia is shit, fuck off laika dog

>>67753239
>it's about not shitting on other people

This is why you failed as a country.

Britain was harsh and cold towards everyone including its own with it even infesting the humour coming about as bants.

Britain banted third worlders and turned their countries into first world global power houses.

Americans are the best example of this, back stabbing their own father to become a world super power, such is the way of the Angloid.

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>>67758178
>implying brits are northern and not western european

>implying that Scandinavians have anything in common with brits

You are more closely related to spain than to Scandishits.

>>67758178
They must learn brother before it's too late.

Look what happend when Anglos stop hating inferior groups for just a generation, American should have nuked the middle East and replaced it with Angloids.

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>>67757146
He is the undisputed king of asbergers

>Exceptional for abstaining from alcohol and women, he felt most comfortable during warfare. Contemporaries report of his seemingly inhuman tolerance for pain and his utter lack of emotion

>>67758149
>Russia is the country that brought humanity into the Space Age
Now that's a strange way of spelling Germany.

>>67758255
>claims we are more closely related to spaniards
>we are clearly most closely related to the Dutch
What did he mean by this?

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>>67758294
>he felt most comfortable during warfare
>Contemporaries report of his seemingly inhuman tolerance for pain
What's not to like?

>>67758312
more closely related to spain than scandies, but yes the dutch are your closests relatives

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>>67758255
Haplogroups =/= genetic distances

>>67758243
britain was always shithole tb h

>>67758255
>implying brits are northern and not western european
learn geography
>implying that Scandinavians have anything in common with brits
learn history
>You are more closely related to spain than to Scandishits.
not only is your image incorrect (celtic isn't a unique dna group) but both iceland and denmark are majority r1b not l1, are they no longer nordic too?
further more, certain parts of the uk are actually l1 dominant and not r1b; shetland, orkney, and yorkshire for instance

but all this aside, yes we are so very clearly closer to spain despite being under viking rule for 300+ years, speaking a north germanic language evolved from old norse, having l1 dominant areas of viking ancestry, and literally existing in the north sea and northern european

retard

>>67758413
This pic fills me with disgust.

>>67758413
>believing in haploshitscience
>any year

>>67758357
you're a fucking idiot m8

>>67758413
Fake picture
Praise tengri!

You are the dancing queeeeeen!

>>67758487
I1 is not necessarily a Viking haplogroup, by the way. It's also a marker of pre-mesolithic hunter gatherers, and it peaks in Satakunta (southwestern Finland).

Countrywise Sweden has the most of it though.

>>67758630
vikings are where we got it from though

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>>67758647
ancient finnish kangs

>>67758688
my mistake we got it during the finnish-korean hyperwar

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>>67758342
>when the Duke of Holstein-Gottorp, Frederick IV arrived in Stockholm to wed the King's sister, Princess Hedvig Sophia, the two young sovereigns took to partying, drinking, riding drunk and yanking hats and wigs of people on Stockholm's streets, throwing cherry stones at ministers and advisors and even throwing furniture out the windows of Wrangelska Palatset

>The Duke returned in 1699, and the partying resumed. They had animals from the zoo drinking with them and when a bear that had been drinking too much fell out of a window and died when it hit the courtyard, the King, being very drunk, promised to never drink again, a promise that he kept throughout his life.

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>>67758741
Nice that you finally remember.

>>67755420
why

>>67758867
Finn girls don't have dat bunda

>>67758487
>learn geography

UK is western both culturaly and geographicaly you inbred moron

>>67758487
>learn history

Danelaw doesn't mean shit since the French normans where the ones who had the most significant cultural impact.

Yes you have far more relevant history with spain due to colonial era conflict and both being western european which scandishits are not. You can easily see that Brits and Scandinavians are not related in that Brits accomplished great things while Scandishits did nothing, NOTHING.

English is a romance language LARPing as a west germanic language.

Kill yourself

>>67758939
are you sure?

>>67758972
Finns are androgynous as hell

>>67758939
Yeah they dont, nothing to see here. Flat assed mongoloids the lot of them. Disperse ppl nothing of value in Finland.

>>67758969
>geographically, northern Europe consists of (from west to east): Iceland, Ireland, the Isle of Man, the United Kingdom, the Faroe Islands, the Netherlands, northern Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus and northwest Russia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Europe

>Danelaw doesn't mean shit since the French normans where the ones who has the most significant cultural impact
literally no, m8. danelaw resulted in an anglicised dialect of old norse which would go on to become middle english and later modern english. french loan words from normans (also descended from scandis btw) don't have nearly as much impact.
danelaw continued as a legal constituency far longer than norman rule btw.

>Yes you have far more relevant history with Spain due to colonial éra conflict and both being western european which scandishits are not
again, not western european. and we have literally nothing in common with spain other than the fact that we fought wars against each other
if that constitutes a shared heritage then i guess we're also african

>You can easily see that Brits and Scandinavians are not related in that Brits accomplished great things while Scandishits did nothing, NOTHING
alright so you're memeing on me, that's nice to know you aren't serious, but for anyone that actually believes you there was this little thing called the north sea empire. it was scandinavian actually, comprised of denmark and norway. oh yeah and england.

>English is a romance language LARPing as a west germanic language
no, it's north germanic
http://anglistika.upol.cz/vikings2014/

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>>67759029
i think hes trying to tell us something

>>67759378
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Europe

Putting Uk in northern Europe when you have far more in common with the west is just pure retardation.

>>67759378
>danelaw resulted in an anglicised dialect of old norse which would go on to become middle english and later modern english

Danelaw barely had any impact on the language the anglo-saxon language was west germanic and it can be seen today with dutch having far more in common with english than scandinavian languages.

>again, not western european. and we have literally nothing in common with spain other than the fact that we fought wars against each other

You are both important countries within WESTERN civilization and had global empires that rivaled each other at the same time "nothing in common".

>north sea empire

Lmao nigger empires have more legitimacy than that. Lmao "north sea empire" no one cares.

Germanic fetishist Britts like you are a fucking cancer. You are more celtic than germanic and the celts of the brittish isles came from spain.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/celts-descended-from-spanish-fishermen-study-finds-416727.html

>>67759766
You are right
We should start a thread about Finland

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how the fuck gulfstream niggers are nordic?

you don't even have winters LMFAO

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At least you have qt girls

>>67760020
no they have manjaws

>>67759921

>>67760000

>>67750512
According to you no country has culture,eliminate yourself please.

>>67759881
>geography is retarded
no m8, you're the retard

we don't have much in common with any part of europe let alone fucking spain
the only way our culture is european is geographically which is, get this, northern europe

>Danelaw barely had any impact on the language
t. literally doesn't know what he's talking about

i linked you a legitimate study published by two respected linguists m8, why don't you try reading it instead of spouting shit you know nothing about

>You are both important countries within WESTERN civilisation and had global empires that rivaled each other at the same time "nothing in common"
literally everyone had a fucking global empire or was part of one and literally everyone went to war with each other
spaniards and brits have literally nothing in common besides fighting wars, a spaniard would tell you exactly the same thing

>Germanic fetishists Britts like you are a fucking cancer. You are more celtic than germanic and the celts of the brittish isles came from spain
ACTUALLY i'm from a danelaw area and thus more germanic than """""celtic""""" (not even a real thing btw: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-31905764)

and the celts in general came from all eurasia so saying "lol celts came from spain" is some of the stupidest shit i've ever heard tbqhwy

(((also spain is southern european, not western european)))

>>67760052
best thread

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>>67759980
>how the fuck gulfstream niggers are nordic?
historically, geographically and genetically
>you don't even have winters LMFAO
pic related

>>67760211
for how long? like 10 days? israel have them too then

thats not how you nord

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>>67758939
They might have no ass in most cases but I prefer tits anyway so I'm okay with that

Just imagine sucking those

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>>67760260
mid-late november through early march

how we nord is that we were under viking rule from the 700s to 1100s

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>>67760286
I wanna succcccccccccccc

>>67750580
>russian preferences

>>67760341
Why would you want to be a subhuman nordic??? You are seriously retarded.

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>>67760580
what do you mean "want"? i dont get to chose the history, culture, geography, or genetics of my cunt m8

why shouldn't we be proud of our heritage? aren't you proud of yours?

>>67760644
>history
400 years
>culture
french
>geography
british
>genetics
celtic

stop this autism

>>67750512
Scandi does have culture but they definitely don't have food culture. I have never thought that I would hear about any food worse than British food

>>67756552
like it took u twelfe hours to get there

Waterloo
Ik speeler lite dota
that's some culture

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>>67761694
>400 years is nothing
retard
>our culture is french
massive retard
>we aren't geographically northern european or part of the north sea
even more retarded
>celtic is a genetic group
most retarded point yet

you can't just selectively ignore parts of our history or heritage because you don't like it

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bc your snow nigers DUH STOOPIDS

>>67762337
You aren't even Europeans you voted Brexit.

West Virginians and New Yorkers are your closest relatives and real belongings.

>>67763407
eu =/= europe

norway and iceland aren't in the eu either btw