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squad goals edition
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FREE
MARKETS
lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY82p5Z6vGE

choon
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whom and what and whence
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>>67748328
tbqh why even draw things like this? why give them the attention they desperately crave?
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test
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FOUR BLOODY ACES
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38064527
wew bit grim
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>>67748328
nonce utterly ptfo
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>POOTENHAM HOTSHIT
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Got the guitar out lads, give me something to vocaroo.
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Just bought this bad mother fucker

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/42278987#0lgg1KAqB6I2AD7j.97
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How true is this?
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>>67748328
Thailad is balding
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>>67748480
you playing the guitar
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>>67748480
rub your hair on the strings while groaning
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theory: the absolute STATE of poley's life is a punishment from Allah on Iftikhar Hussain, bena's bastard dad, for his evil rapist sins. Allah cursed Iftikhar by destroying his legacy, tainting his bloodline and making a mockery of his only son
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abolish the state
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>>67748517
lol
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>Trump disavows 'alt-right' supporters

SCREECHING

THE MILLENNIALS ON /pol/ THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO BE THE NEW BROWNSHIRTS
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The floccinaucinihilipilification I hold for this place is unreal.
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>JDate.com - The Leading Jewish Singles Network!

Going to register 2bh
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>POONACO
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>>67748569
the so-called """""""""alt-right""""""""" is nothing more than a label for hillary's opposition. it doesn't exist
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>>67748561

*gives you a thumbs up while touching sunglasses*
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>GOAL - Monaco 1-0 Tottenham
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How come hardly anyone from Guyana or Suriname posts on /int/

There's tonnes of autists from all the other south american countries
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>POOTENHAM HOTSHIT
>POOTENHAM HOTSHIT
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>>67748630
except that there are thousands of autists who call themselves alt-right
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Can you explain why it is you hate pakis and niggers?
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>>67748630
its shorthand for "crazy niggas with anime profile pics"
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>>67748371
go to 3rd world countries
try not to die
eventually you will adapt and learn

also everyone will rip you off so always barter to get prices down

dont be naive, dont assume everyone has the same mindset as a western person

if someone says its a 5 hour bus journey, think of it as an 8 hour journey or longer (this only applies to really, really 3rd world countries without tarmac roads)

dont give to beggars, dont show your money, dont wear expensive shit, dont hand anyone your personal belongings

dont reply to people who are trying to sell you stuff, if you reply (even if you say "no thanks") they will follow you, and they'll pester you for 10 minutes asking you to buy shit. just ignore them, dont even look at them, pretend they dont exist and they will go away

every brand is most likely a chinese knock off

crossing the street can be suicide, watch out (this applies mainly to nepal and india)

be prepared for random power cuts

DONT BE NAIVE

the rest you will learn along the way depending on what country youre going to
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>>67748654

America was right again
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>GOAL - Monaco 1-1 Tottenham
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>>67748654
uncensored?
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England is black
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>>67748671
I don't.
I hardly know any nonwhites actually
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>>67748648
>>67748704
slowpoke.jpg
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Unironically taught myself how to spell and say floccinaucinihilipilification so I can drop it into conversations and sound smart.
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>>67748654
>pay off your mortgage or take the cash

sun know their audience
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>>67748668
i've never seen anyone unironically call themselves alt-right

>>67748683
some fat guy on CNN said that and i had a laugh twobh
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Ah yes
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>>67748723
rude

greater london is black

NOT me
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the so-called Alt Right, or as I've taken to calling them, the useful idiots
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>>67748750
>i've never seen anyone unironically call themselves alt-right

aaaaah yes
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DA MANESTREEM MEADIER

ROON BY ESS JAY DUBBLE YOOS
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the amount of shite women put on their faces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtCMQorMipc
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Jimmy Saville alive in thailand
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>>67748743
You'll sound like a knobhead
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>>67748692
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>GOAL - Monaco 2-1 Tottenham
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Is 4chan going to be blocked when the fucking porn site blocking starts?
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>>67748752
It means they unmatched you immediately and probably swiped on you by accident
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Irish weather
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>>67748812
think it's only for adult porn
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>>67748752
What phone is that you homosexual?
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>>67748777
i know you leftists love to point out any and all examples of rightists making fools of themselves but come on now, nobody is taking that guy seriously
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>spuds
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>british culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toEdPhBdfaU
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>>67748507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NeTAkANc92

Messed up slightly soz.

>>67748514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xJ8GAQ0LOx

Couldn't really hear the sound of the hair-rubbing on the recording unfortunately.
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very fruity captcha
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Kazza fell for the meme where we pretend she's attractive

Sad really, to see an older bird making a fool of herself
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might have some nesquik
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>>67748849
this is the alt right. we even troll each other
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>>67748812
People have been on about theae porn site blocks coming in 'soon' for about 3 years
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>>67748870
would still split her in half
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ColLLLrSZI

F
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How do I get a ginger Irish gf?

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.3365709,-6.2632521,3a,41.3y,216.25h,74.15t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sYBgL2FCTuXfzz7LYQeUcHg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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>>67748812
leave the prime minister (or mayesh as ive taken to calling her) to me

>>67748862
hahah nice one
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ah yes
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>>67748902
did not open this virus link
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hmm
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>>67748924
to think he was almost the democratic party candidate
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>>67748686
>try not to die
easier said
ever been in any really sketchy situations?
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swiping my card like harry kane
man bag pink like candy cane
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>>67748892
that kids like 12 give him a break

fuck off you're annoying me now
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Explain this
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>>67748938
>google maps

>>67748958
That is the most JUST panel I have ever seen
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no idea, tell me when you find out
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>>67748958
>russell brand
>comedian
BIT of a stretch there
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>>67748958
Shooped
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>psychoactives bill bans everything
>investigatory powers bill stores all of your internet history for any agency to search without a warrant
>porn block will effectively censor porn for everyone since age verification is unworkable
>loads of legal, non-porn sites will "accidentally" be filtered as well
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alright mates
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>>67748958
Literally 5 lefties
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>>67748958
This has to be fake.
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>>67748958
>not a single alt-righter or proper minority amongst them

Terrible from all angles
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>>67748967
Is Hungary proper poor or is the Eastern Europe shithole thing just a meme
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In Mr Trump's interview with the New York Times he addressed a range of topics:

Son-in-law Jared Kushner - a real estate heir who has no experience of diplomacy - could help forge peace between Israel and Palestinians, he suggested
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>>67748892
this cant be real
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>>67748958

replying to this post so I get a (You) from the lad who replies to all the repliers saying "LOL yyou got trolled XDD"
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if spartans were around in modern times, they'd wear tennis shoes for daily wear. tennis shoes are superior in every aspect to converses or whatever effay shoes europeans wear in every aspect except trendiness. europe is athens, america is sparta
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if new zealand didn't occasionally post in /brit/ i'd completely forget it exists
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>>67749054
in tears at this post
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>>67748870
I'd give a limb or fairly important organ like a kidney or my tongue to have sex with her
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>>67749043
It's all decent except Romania desu
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>>67748812
Amazed the government are still trying this shit 2bh

Look at illegal film/tv sharing, domains get switched the moment one is blocked. Waste of time trying to fight it
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>>67748984
that's somewhere in rasheedland though, not britain
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>>67749074
>tennis shoes
why not runners?

or the greatest shoe ever, the Air Jordan
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>>67749043
Hungary is central europe pham
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>>67748958
wtf is scotland getting its own question time
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Something tells me that Reece and Chloe aren't the sharpest tools in the shed
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Why do the press, when reporting or servicemen receiving an honour, say they 'won' it rather than 'awarded' or 'earned'?
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>>67748812
you'll still be able to use reddit
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>>67749157
do I look like google
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>>67749082
I always think its Australia until I look closer
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>>67749143
I meant ex-Eastern Bloc
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>>67749098
For what purpose?
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>>67748961
had a knife pulled on me in costa rica in a town near the border of panama

the guy wanted my wallet so i said it was in my bag and went to get it

while i was fucking around with my bag the guy looked around to make sure no-one was there so i just fucking legged it without looking back

ran into a slightly busier part of town and then just went to a bar lol

dont think the guy ever even bothered to chase me

thats literally one of the only sketchy situations i've ever been in. there have been some other times that were sketchy but not in terms of other people harming me
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Fucked up lads and bought a 1kg lasagne that's for 3 people but only I can eat it and can't reheat it
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>>67749198
whoops, was meant for >>67748966
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I have porn videos saved on my computer, what happens now then?
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Have to say I enjoyed The Legend of Korra lads, and I haven't seen The Last Airbender
Would it be worth watching The Last Airbender?
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>>67749207
why can't you reheat it you cretin
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the dortmund game had 7 goals in 22 first half minutes

6-3 right now
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>>67749157
You earn medals because they have set criteria and there's no limit of how many people can have them, save the number of people willing or able to meet those criteria.

You win honours because it's subjective and competetive, when you get an MBE or a Victoria Cross, someone else doesn't,
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>>67748870
remember when she was actually good looking?
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>>67749207
>fat cunt makes up excuse as to why he has no option but to gobble up a literal kilo of pasta
state of you 2bh
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>>67749207
>and can't reheat it
Don't believe the jewish lies lad.
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>>67749234
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>>67749237
Yes, because it's better.
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>>67749254
Wew

Update on Lesta?
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>>67749263
You don't 'win' them you fucking fool.
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>>67748752
I use an app to see who has already liked me, and the thing that fucks me over is when a girl shows up that they've liked me, and I like them back, but then it doesn't recognise it as a match

Only happens very rarely but it's annoying as fuck, considering my left/right ratio is about 100:1
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if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
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>So here's the state of play AS IT STANDS:

>Leicester are going through as group winners

>Spurs will be eliminated
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havent accidentally called a teacher mam sinced second class but still live in fear that ill do it again to some woman in a position of authority over me
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>leave the EU to retake sovereignty
>sovereign government enacts a ton of draconian censorship laws and other wank that the EU would never allow normally
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>>67749286
Oh bollocks, time to go off the grid.

Better go to Scotland nobody lives there.
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>>67749154
mate they wouldn't be the smartest organisms in a pot of yoghurt if they stuck their fingers in it
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>>67748750
https://twitter.com/AustinAltRight
https://twitter.com/DallasAltRight
https://twitter.com/CrtlAltRight
https://twitter.com/AltRightXian
https://twitter.com/OZZIEfox88
https://twitter.com/AltRightWI
https://twitter.com/AltRightCanuck
https://twitter.com/altRightCH
https://twitter.com/AltRightMemes
https://twitter.com/NewAltRight
https://twitter.com/GraceAltRight
https://twitter.com/altrightwarfare
https://twitter.com/realpatriotnews
https://twitter.com/TrumpsLegion
https://twitter.com/RightAlt
https://twitter.com/RealAltRighty
https://twitter.com/pride_national
https://twitter.com/altRightGoodGuy
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>>67749320
Well you aren't awarded them
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>>67749154
but she has nice baps so its reet
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did /brit/ watch the wild thornberrys
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>>67749322
made do a think
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>>67749340
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>>67748958
this can't be real
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>>67749394
all you
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>>67749340
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Heart (metaphorical one) hurts
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>>67749414
who?
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>>67749414
yes.
>ywn go out with eliza and cuck her with debbie
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The only benefit of us living in a Tory police state is that Poleaboo and all the degenerates just like him will be locked up on day 1
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>>67749401
Of course you are.

To say 'win', or 'won' implies a competition.
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>>67749434
don't see the problem with this if the government introduces a national ID card system and poor people get them for free
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>>67748958
my DAZE senpai
>>67749198
was thinking of carrying my card (fuck having lots of cash or anything else) in my sock or something
so even if i was backed against a wall i'd be able to pull out my pockets and make it look convincing
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>this guy slaps your arse and says
>"Oi, you looking at my gf cunt?"
What do?
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>>67749434
Why is the print version of the Daily Mail so shite when the online version is pretty GOAT?
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>>67749435
cant stand bloody cucks, me
get em out, thats what i say
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inhaling nitrous balloons fuck me the state of these braindead mongs

https://twitter.com/Chloe_Chattty/status/800316115457048576
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>>67749476
this
hell we all have to show our health card here or at least several kinds of ID, but health cards are free.

really I don't know why people would complain about this.
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>speaking to qt
>says no butt stuff
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>>67749466
It it a competition, like I said 100 people can be worthy of an operational medal and they'll all get it. But it 10, 50 or 100 people are technically deserving of a Military Cross, only 4 will be given them because that's the limit /year.
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>>67749476
>what is national insurance
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>get a text
>it's from her
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>>67749517
nout wrong with that
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>>67749499
Yeah she's an absolute STUNNER mate! You're a lucky bloke you are! Don't let her get away!
*slaps her on the arse twice*
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*
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>>67749435
cucksheed
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>>67749499
shave those mind-controlling caterpillars off his face.
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how can i make my arse nicer to look at?

it's big and a really good shape, people always comment on it at work but it's hairy, slightly spotty and my arsehole looks like it's been chewed by a polar bear
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>>67749499
Set the cunt on fire and watch him melt.
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>>67749357
>that the EU would never allow

Absolute bollocks. All of this was planned and debated for years regardless of the referendum

Plus we're still in the EU now so everything we do has to be things the eu normally allows

Absolute mong/10
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>trump is elected
>stocks close at all-time historical highs
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>>67749544
I never got a national insurance card
I think they stopped it just before I turned 16
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just finished watching 'snowden'

tears running down my cheeks

what an amazing tale

can you imagine how surreal it must be to be Ed Snowden?
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>>67749460
The tories don't really care about the morality of it though. they want to give stronger powers to the state police, military and courts. if that impacts on ordinary lives then it's just collateral damage to them. They're not seeking to disrupt degenerate lifestyles they just don't care if they do.
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>>67749494
kek i've had so much cash on me at times, would be completely fucked if i was mugged

watch out though some people are just fucking maniacs and will stab you for no reason even if you have no money

thats extremely rare though, getting mugged itself is rare and it depends which country anyway, most are fine and safe

which country you planning to go to
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>>67749577
Take the same care that you do with your face.

Cleanser and special soap, shave and moisturise, as for the ring there's surgery for that
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how do i fedorapost
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>>67749577
inb4 a gay reddit flagger says 'pics'
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>>67749322
Damn I'm gorgeous
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me and the lads
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>Tories inact a load of totalitarian bullshit but it mostly targets degenerates and wogs
>Liberals/Labour gets in and instead of getting rid of those draconian laws they say "muh equality" and make them target everyone instead.

the circle of life.
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>>67749542
>It it a competition
No it isn't you thick shit
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>>67749562
Lmao you're a retard, if you turned 360 degrees you would end up in the same direction.
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>>67749550
>get a text
>it's my favourite takeaway giving me a discount code
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is anyone knowing the face
when not a gf having
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>>67749530
the only argument that people make is that it would mean that poor people can't afford it, but like you said, it's possible to get a free health card and I can't see why we wouldn't do that
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*flunk*

ha ur dead
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>>67749648
Newfag
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>how do i fedorapost
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>>67749619
europe, russia, mongolia, china, SEA, straya
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>>67749674
archery twat loves his archery
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>people are technically deserving of a Military Cross, only 4 will be given them because that's the limit /year.
You don't know what you're talking about.
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>>67749648
How's week 1 of 4chan?

floccinaucinihilipilification
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>>67749499
>>67749517
>Chloe only JUST passed her driving test
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>>67749679
Newfag
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>>67749709
Why not just reply to him you absolute fucking melt
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The only way I'll be able to start taking the steps towards an ambitious, fulfilling, intelligent and successful lifestyle is if I never go on 4chan again

but I just can't leave, lads...
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>>67749751
Did not bait for this response desu.
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>>67749605
was thinking of watching that

should I watch that or the Independence Day Resurrection?
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>>67749705
He doesn't even like archery
He just jacks his tiny weenie to the gooks who play it
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How's /GF2016/ coming along lads?
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>>67749751
I think you're a bit of a newfag mate for replying to bait which was a reply to bait which was a reply to bait
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>>67749571
in tears
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Been swiping in New York City on tinder and the girls in London are genuinely better desu
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>>67749517
What do you reckon they do for jobs?
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>>67749686
China is super safe
No locals would dare touch a white person
They will however scam you
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>>67749798
>>67749654
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>>67749778
Newfag
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>Why not just reply to him you absolute fucking melt
Fuck off Rasheed.
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Old man teaches young lad about Hitler and Nazism in WWII

https://streamable.com/0pbn
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>>67749790
snowden

made me cry a lot desu
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Pokemon sure has changed
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>>67749599
You should still have a number I think, it's assigned when you're born
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>>67749798
nice update on the gimmick lad
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>>67749686
>mongolia

wew, based

never been to mongolia, china, or straya but i reckon in terms of safety europe or russia would probably be the least safe lel (except maybe SEA, lots of dodgy shit there too. ive been to laos, nam and thailand)

not sure though
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>>67749793
fuck off you fat mess
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>>67749798
Trying to get German qt. Pretty sure she's an ex-coalburner through so I'm being cautious.
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>>67749799
Newfag
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>>67749828
Alright mate stop.
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>>67749839
where on reddit did you see this
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>>67749866
have to keep it fresh
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>>67749879
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>melt
>bellend
>howling
>the state of ___
>bloody
>lad

why yes I am British, do you not find my colloquialisms quaint?
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Been in London today lads
Was pretty good apart from the people and the cancer tube
4/10 might visit again
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>>67749909
wasteman
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>>67749909
you forgot a meme arrow lad
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>>67749825
Agreed

Nobody in China would mug you I don't think such a weird society that they have no respect for personal space yet they'd never touch you.

Strangely enjoyed China desu
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>>67749839
Banter
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>>67749887
Newfag
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>>67749887
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>>67749905
Rio 2016 had qts, but the empty seats really ruined the whole thing for me

Was even worse than Sochi ffs
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>>67749905
would be perfect if her hips were slightly wider
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>>67749769
nah, that's bull, you can manage it alongside the 'han
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>>67749855
yeah I've got the number, but I doubt I could walk into a hospital, say "My national insurance number is JQ 27 48 74 D give me healthcare" would be enough
A photo ID is more likely to prove that you're Joe Blogs, Proud Briton
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>Thinking of going back to uni for post-grad
>Email a tutor at a uni a question 10 mins ago
>They respond instantly

wew
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>>67749997
cuck.
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business idea: fanny flavour skips
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Should I move to England lads? I can get a youth mobility visa and dick around for two years. Where I live its always raining so I'll be used to the shit weather.

I just kind of want a change, you know?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEaEsmMapHc

me giving a speech
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>>67749997
what's wrong with that?
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>go on a date with a 34 year old blonde called Bec, after rescheduling
>organise a date with someone else the week after
>go on a date with a different 34 year old blonde called Bec, after rescheduling

What are the odds lads
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What is it about Jacob Rees-Mogg that despite seeming to be completely out of touch with absolutely everybody within the last 50-100 years he is extremely well liked across the spectrum?

Why do some people like him? Is it because he completely embraces how bizarrely posh he is?

Even the most die-hard of lefties at work seem to absolutely love him.
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>>67748569
Did they forget the brownshirts were massacred within weeks of Hitler gaining real political power?
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>>67750034
wonder what a fanny tastes like

never been brave to try even when I've been in the heat of shagging
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>>67750049
>want change
>move to England
its different alright but not in a good way
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Britian BTFO
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>>67750049
>>67750049
>I just kind of want a change, you know?

So move to America you dickhead
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>>67750093

salty milk and coins
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>>67750093
Not a fan
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>>67749905
She unironically looks kinda like this.
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>>67750067
Nothing, it's a good thing, just shocked that she responded within about five minutes at this time of night.
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me on the far left
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shan't
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>>67750053
Much better video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM
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>>67749849
The Japanese always come through.
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>>67750093
rather not say
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>>67750112
delete
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>>67750085
He represents the conservative party we deserve and don't have.
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>>67750085
fairly sure lefties only ironically like him
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7-4
>7-4
7-4
>7-4
7-4
>7-4
7-4
>7-4
7-4
>7-4
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https://twitter.com/lexinw?s=09

She killed herself yesterday. She was right there on twitter, this whole time, just waiting for your message.

>ywn save her
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>>67750156
cried the first time i watched that
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bought an andrex amazon dash button lol
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girl interrupted me today to tell me that my breath smelled like handled change
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why are canadians such autists?
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>>67750085
He's a typical friendly patrician like Wooster that everyone has grown to enjoy.
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WAHEEYY!! desu lads desu!! waheey banter :/ ooooooh cheeky :\
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need a Liz Hurley gf

side-note lads: is Elizabeth the most English name for a woman there is?
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>>67750192

>i still had delusions... But we were already America's street walkers

;_;
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>>67750159
I like that they're getting bolder with what they show to the West.
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>>67750215
the gf
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loooooooooooooooool desu lad bth lad desu desu lad tbhhh lad bantz lad lad lad
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Friendly reminder that you STATISTICALLY unlikely to get a (You) to any post you make.
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>>67750148
Me on the alt-right
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the footy is good tonight lads
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>girl at work giving me the silent treatment
>notice she made a mistake on a file
>didn't say anything and let it pass through
>won't be noticed until it reaches accounts in 2-3 weeks
>easy to fix at our stage but will piss the accountants off massively because it's such a stupid and careless error
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>>67750272
lOOOOOOOOOOOolllllll yous lol yous waheeyyy banter lad waheeyyy ladladladlad lad desu banter lad
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>>67749686
In china, there's almost no chance you'll get mugged. You're more likely to get pick pocketed so don't put your wallet in your back pocket

if you're not concentrating, you WILL get scammed though. I know two people that got out of baggage claim in Beijing and had someone come up to them and say "taxi" in English.
They paid £50 for a journey that everyone else paid between £4.70 and £8 for

If someone speaks to you in English it's a scam. If you go somewhere that has no prices and the product isn't food, you have to haggle
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>>67750272
my (you) game is fantastic unless i'm mindlessly shitposting
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Do not reply to this post
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>>67750272
fairly sure I get more replies than the average
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>>67749953
How long did you go for and where?
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LAD LAD LAD waheeeeeeeeeey lad lad lad waheey lad lad desu desu lad lad britpspeak bantz
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>>67750343
alri
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>>67750296
Yes it is
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Imagine if Enoch Powell became the Prime Minister, it would have been amazing
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>>67750085
>he is extremely well liked across the spectrum

South West here, he is despised by most people. The only reason he wins his seat is because his constituency is a single road between Bath and Bristol of small villages with old and deluded wealthy occupants.
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craving some waffles
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>>67750316
make sure it's obvious she made the mistake lad
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>>67749997
when did you email them?
I can email some of my lecturers from like 11-2 and get a reply in an instant if it's a simple question because they'll be in their offices
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brixton hill

fuck you pagans
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>>67750343
>>
>ever replying to a post that mentions (You)s
played like fiddles
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alright, fine, ignore me then

cunt twats
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https://twitter.com/nakedmagic/status/800808312841371648

>modern females
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>>67750337
>if you're not concentrating, you WILL get scammed though.
this
they assume all westerners are stupid, and to their credit they usually are.
basicly learn some basic chinese before you go and press them hard if they try to jerk you about.
and don't take it personal if they attempt to scam you, its just common practice, they treat you much better if you call them out and pressure them.
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>>67750385
very concise graffiti
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Dortmund 7 - 4 Legia Warsaw
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>>67748328
i come to this country a young man and u son of basard bich english white boys are the reason india is poor
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>Imagine if Enoch Powell became the Prime Minister, it would have been amazing
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:/
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Overhearing a conversation between two yank leftie cucks about racism and women's rights, might kick their heads in
>>67749043
Don't know about the rest of the country but Budapest is great
Love the architecture here
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>>67750232
it's up there
what's the most English lads name?
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>>67750353
Mentioned this loads on brit, went to study there for a bit in Beijing.
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>>67750433
That is the sound of hell itself
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want to visit the uk and japan
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>>67750448
Holy fuck is this real?
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>>67750448
Imagine the fright that old geezer had when a bunch of 6 foot+ wogs came into his room
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>>67750442
>canadian makes a post about china
clockwork
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>>67750467
Nigel
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>>67750511
that's why he's in the bed
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>>67750156
Half way through and I can't tell if this is a lefty video or righty video.
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>>67750497
don't forget to visit brum
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on bus back home I heard these runts talking about trump, privilege, and white males.

as expected, one is an obese yank bird and the other is some bent french guy.
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>>67750497
literally no difference between the two
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>>67750467
Alfred
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>>67750389
might have actually been able to save us, probably not though
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>>67750560
but you're a runt because you're on a bus
runtiest form of transport
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>POOTENHAM HOTSHIT
>>
Americans HATE Hillary Clinton
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>>67750156
>watching this
>getting the feels
>random anime screenshot

Literally why include that?
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>>67749686

i felt totally safe in st petersburg and moscow. walking around nevsky at 3am or around gypsy markets alone was fine. much safer than it feels outside kings cross at midnight on a friday.

ulaanbataar wasn't threatening at all. your biggest fear in mongolia should be the driving. it's fucking wild, oh and the toxic air.
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>>67750606
your mum must be a runt then because she rode my bus last night m8
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>>67750614
MIND THE GAP
I
N
D

T
H
E

G
A
P
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>>67750547
Ah hang on just got past half way and it's gone very righty.
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>>67750606
unless you're in a city or travelling long distance
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>>67750614
my actual sides
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>>67750560
I bet the chick is there because
>ohmygawd I love British accents!!!! Just like Sherlock!!!! Everyone is so smart here
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>>67750662
trains are still better in both of those situations
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https://theamericanrevenant.com/2016/11/18/60-minutes-goes-to-sweden-to-show-how-peaceful-refugees-are-entire-crew-gets-assaulted-by-refugees/
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>>67750653
>>67750683
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>>67750662
>travelling long distance
>can't afford train tickets
>doesn't have a car
>not a runt
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>>67750560
I can overhear a group of yanks talking about this sort of stuff right now
about to kick off and make them shit their pants
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>>67750709
>Unsung hero on a mobility scooter rams into a migrant.
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just deleted my youtube comments under my real name and deactivated the account
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A goal from Marco Reus for Borussia Dortmund makes the score 8-4
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>>67750732
I have a car but fuck driving any longer than four hours when coaches are cheap and have free wifi and usb ports
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>>67750614
>back to europa league spursday kickoffs against norwegian fishing town fc

normality is resumed
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>making youtube comments at all
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>>67750709
ah yes the american revenant, i'm sure this isn't fake news
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ah yes, the so-called "alt-right"
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>>67750899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEeXd9b01uY
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>>67750928
>women go by vibes
>haha meme magic!!!!!! MAGA
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>>67750959
kek
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>>67750756
>OUTTA MY WAY MIGRANT FUCKING SHITS
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>>67750463
Went there last year
p good tbf
Didn't know they loved paprika so much
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>>67750877
>Lesta qualifies for the last 16, top of their group
When will the meme magic end??
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/britfeel/ has an obsession with Harold Shipman
brit/pol/ has an obsession with Oswald Mosley
/brit/ has an obsession with Kev Boyle

really makes you think
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>>16204172
>>16204172
>>16204172
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>>67750756
i remember pmsl when that happened out of nowhere
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>>67750998
goes to show /brit/ will always be the best
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>>67750959
BTFO
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HE'S HERE
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>>67751025
>JANNY'D
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>>67750985
paprika is GOAT
only thing that's pissing me off is that every time I try to buy water it always ends up being fizzy/sparkling water
disgusting
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@67751063
@67751070
idiots
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A full rotation about a celestial body?
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If you want to be a dancer

then I can give you the answer
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heads down boys, he's about
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They call him Quick Draw J.
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>1:56
not watching that
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>>67751025
mong
>>67751070
even bigger mong
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*gives you a fiver*
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>>67750756
>news team fucks off leaving him to be torn to bits
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quick draw janny
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>>67751134
*gives you a fever*
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>>67750156
Fedora
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>>67751146
>>67751146
>>67751146
new
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>>67751134
*buys some boxers and socks*
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need to find an intellectual equal and partner

my gf is a little runt so she will have to go eventually

my mates are quite clever but they're a bunch of hippie lefties so we'll never see eye to eye

where do I find patrician people to have in my life?
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>>67751083
Apparently that's a yuro thing
Have to specifically ask for flat water

Just order beer anyway, it's cheap enough

buy some unicum as well
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>>67750467
>what's the most English lads name
Fred (Frederick is quite common abroad), Harry, Jack, Oliver

Names like that imo
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