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rad

who /solihull/ here?

Girl in the JD Sports advert edition

remember maisie bro lads

You guys sure like radical centrism.

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I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

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First for any and all sexy chavettes belong to me

me
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>>67744969
how can you not?

anyone fancy a bum?

Worcestershire masterrace reporting in, literally the best county in the UK.

The pakis, the poofs, lads.

>>67744976
is she preggers or just thicc

>>67744992
bit gay

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A R S E
R
S
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how do I open this lads

any brixton man in
wogwon

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currently experiencing writers block

what should i do

>>67744976
>sexy chavettes
oxymoron

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Rate my new wallpaper for my messages

>>67745001
>a fucking sauce

>James Corden to host Grammy Awards

how does this annoying unfunny sack of shit even have a job let alone a talk show

>>67744976
87% of people who go to Blackpool for hen nights are absolutely disgusting
98% of people who live in Blackpool are absolutely disgusting

t. live near Blackpool

>>67744899
it's funny because the Midlands is literally full of pakis

Should be radical Welshman

>>67745031
best FREE desu

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>>67744987
I can dig it.

>>67745019
ask her what her favourite tattoo is

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Won't hear a sound
From my mouth
I've spent too long
On the inside out
My skin is cold
To the human touch
This bleeding heart's
Not beating much

Unironically their second best album tb h

>>67744992
Here

Varg acted in self-defence 2bh.

>>67745011
THICC

>>67745029
t. Patrick

>>67745044
Hook me up with some sexy slag m8

>>67745036
Yanks love him for some reason. Like how the box heads love Hasselhoff. Just doesn't make sense.

>>67745019
>if you were a pokemon, i'd use my master ball on you

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>>67745027
are you working on a semi-autobiographical novel by chance?

>Breasts in bra > Breasts in bikini top >>>>>> Bare breasts

Anyone who disagrees is a sexual deviant.

nap time cunts

I've been everywhere, man

>>67745019
Hey baby you look shagadelic yeeeaahhh

Want to have sex with a preggers girl

Can someone please support my beliefs?

>>67745114
nonce

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>>67745027
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

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when the xanny kick in

blog post

>>67745051
Oh is that what its from? Is it any good? Hows the fanservice? Its like rated PG so i avoided it cos i was thinking there cant be any real worthwhile fanservice with a PG rating

>>67745098
>>67745141
classic

>>67745099
bare perky baps > all

>>67745027
poo

wank

master the art of lucid dreaming

>>67745099
This is accurate tbqh

Feel like tits are only sexual when you can't see them

once they're bear, the magic is gone

After his endorsement of Trump and telling his fans that Google and Facebook "lied" to them. His trainer calls the cops, claiming that he was acting erratically. So the cops show up and strap him to a gurney.
West is an interesting character. He's prolly a genius. And nine times outta ten, he says stupid shit. But every now and again, he has a Charles Manson moment and you can tell he has latent autism.

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>>67745114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BcWHh4Rivc

pregnant pussy is the best you can get
fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick

>>67745179
They are called barms.

>>67745093
>Hook me up with some sexy slag m8
People in Blackpool are super white and hate foreigners
Even if you're from the South East of England they don't like you because you're close to France

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Other match is a bit chubby but is a britaboo

laaaaAAAAAAADS

need a gf, this is miserable

>>67745184
did reddit catch wind of kevin or something?

>>67745149
it's got plenty of fanservice and fagpandering, not blatant like female harems but it mostly shows off their bodies, it was alright desu you'll like it more if you like sucking willies though

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the air was fresh for sure

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>>67745141

>>67745231
>chubby
SHE'S YUGE

>>67745203

scumbag parrots aaaaaaaaaaaaaajaa

>>67745231
that picture was taken in britain

>>67745231
you can just TELL she put it on her nose before she took the photo

utter runtoid

>>67745229
I'm whiter than the average Blackpooler don't you worry about that

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/po0l/ LITERALLY on suicide watch

This is too fucking funny, we get a /pol/ meltdown as well as a liberal meltdown when Clinton lost.

>>67745231
would love her to sit on my face and suffocate me as i suck the farts from her arse and fill my lungs

Cant find my pack of cigs lads what do should i just grab a butt out of the ash tray

I dont want to open a new pack when i know wheres a half full one somewhere around

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Chinese sketch of an English sailor

>>67745249
eh, having a gf isn't all that

only really happy when I'm with her which is like 2 days a week

>>67745044
>Had romantic image of blackpool as a nice seaside town from being a kid
>Went with gf a few years ago
>Literally looks like the whole place shares about £10 a week between them
>Everybody staring at us because we aren't scruffy inbreds
>All the guest houses run down and desperately advertising vacancies
>The carcass of a once busy seaside town slowly rotting out to a depressing chorus
>Finally make it inside the theme park and normal people appear again

>>67745253
there's a massive overlap with /brit/ posters and redditors

at least 1 in 3 /brit/ posters regularly use both sites

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>>67745268
don't care she has big chebs
>>67745278
well done detective

twenty quid straight on the so-called 'meter-o-leccy'

>>67745303
isn't the alt-right just what the media labels them?

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>>67745303

>>67745301
even if you are, if you can't get the accent right, you'll get your kneecaps smashed
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38047558

>>67745303
it's nice

trump is like a mirror-obama

pretend to be rorke but act radically centrist in office

>>67745319
>
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spirit animal: Jon Bon Jovi

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>>67745344
ho ho ho those are some chebs

>>67745319
>only really happy when I'm with her which is like 2 days a week
Any particular reason why only 2 days?

eating the so-called pomegranate

>>67745353
Yes, and there's a bunch of Nazis trotting around in suits trying to pretend they put Trump in power.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/21/alt-right-conference-richard-spencer-white-nationalists

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>>67745303
>support establishment billionaire
>shocked when he gets elected and supports the establishment
the absolute STATE of /pol/

>A FUCKING FENCE

Christmas soon

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>>67745063

>>67745420
or "paesh" as i've lately come to call them

>>67745377
I've been calling Trump a radical centrist for ages

He's a perfect fit for the term

Pretty open minded about both sides, but when he takes them, he's fucking radical

Hate that feeling when you drink tea that is too hot and you can feel it burn your insides as it goes down

doing the so-called pomade

could these leftists be any more pooperpillaged over the whole brexit and trump thing haha i mean really, i think they're overreacting a bid wouldn't you say

>>67745319
>gf
>2 days a week

lmfao that's just a casual acquaintance you dickhead

>>67745303
FOY

Do the white nationalists supporting Drumpf not realise that his daughter, grand-children and son-in-law (who is his closest adviser) are all literal Jews

the moon is full and all i see is 666 in the sky

>>67745415
can't spend more time there because I'm final year engineering student and I'm being worked like a fucking dog

if I spent more I'd probably end up not studying at all and fail like a mong

>>67745355
Kek'd

What's it like over there? same as this guy >>67745335 said?

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the fundamental problem lads

>>67745443
shut the fuck off kid

How does it make you feel that no one will miss you when you finally get the balls to end your life?

I'm an alt-rightist

>>67745474

Jews are white

>>67745443
a yank paki was infuriated on the city tour I went on earlier when he was told 98% of Hungarians voted against refugees

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not a fan of the so called "women" of "asian" ethnicity, HOWEVER i DO lke this one v much xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdQKklpetSo

>>67745423
>Spencer, one of the most prominent faces of the movement, was among the most optimistic about Trump’s presidency.
literally who? alt-right is cringey anyway

this always happens when 4chan gains publicity for literally anything, normies latch on and ruin everything

>>67745335
They need to get a mile long line of bulldozers to run perpendicular to the sea and just destroy the whole promenade
It's fucking horrible. I've been down a street one street away from the promenade and it stinks of stale piss and beer, even after it's just rained

I live in Lytham and most people don't know where that is. I'll say near Blackpool and they get all excited and say they want to go there because they haven't been there or went there as a kid.
I begrudgingly say yes, drive them down the front, and they won't mention it after that

>>67745459
don't give a toss what you call it tbqh

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>I'm an alt-rightist

>>67745488
this is bollocks and doesn't apply to the UK at all

career women yes, but those pink haired freaks, I've never even seen one of them in real life and yet /pol/ talks like they're everywhere

>>67745303
the only way I can see /pol/ abandoning him is if he's caught having sex with a black child.

Currently dissecting the meaning of our existence

>>67745423
>>67745425
>>67745436
>>67745474
>>67745488
>>67745512
F O Y
O
Y

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Robbie Rotten's pomade is top notch lmao im seething that i cannot even come close to this haha

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>MY 2 DAY A WEEK GF

ROARING

>>67745542
not wrong

met literally one girl that was mental about that stuff and she was a foreign rasheed

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>Tories running amok with Brexit
>Panic
>What do people want to talk about?

I know...

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>I'm not alt-right but you're using the term wrong, they're not racist

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There's a guy at my work who's a genuinely lovely bloke. He was my trainer when I started. Really genuine, friendly guy who always had time for you and would happily miss part of his lunch to help you out. But he's married with 3 kids, and I found out he has shagged like 3 girls at work. How do you be such a nice, likeable guy on one hand and an absolute piece of shit on the other?

>>67745485
>>67745530

I live in a town that's irrelevant for most of the decade so I just say "I live near Blackpool"

It's a fucking shithole. The only people that choose to live there are people that can't afford to live anywhere else.
Admittedly there are parts of Blackpool that are nice, but they're very rare and often they're not actually part of Blackpool Town

>>67745488
Not really

I've been in a few relationships with "modern women", and after a few months they realise they'd like to have kids in the future and start a family because I've got a pretty paternal nature to me and I often talk about wanting a family and my excitement to one day be a father. That kind of attitude is contagious in a relationship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1a_4CN4onA

blur tbqh

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>>67745610

i personally refer to them as the "alt-wrong"

>>67745423
>Linking the guardian

>>67745443
the left voted for brexit

i'm bad

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>start giggling at the lads' posts on brit
>start a violent cough which resembles the sound of a worn-out hoover
time to stop smoking lads

business idea: alt-left

>>67745621
normies mate

i used to work with a bunch of friendly blokes who cheated on their wives regularly, one said to me it isn't cheating if he wears a condom

>>67745646
howling under my breath

>>67745663
Lefty London, Lefty Scotland, Lefty Labour, Lefty Lib Dems and Lefty Greens didn't

alt-center...?

>>67745698
already exists, liberals

business idea: alt up

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>>67745698
reporting in

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wouldn't want to meet THIS guy down a dark alley

Which finger do you use to scoop out your poo lads?

>>67745630
In the first and last "proper" relationship I had, we had only been together for like 3 or 4 weeks and she was already going on about how we're going to get married and have kids and how we're going to work and that.

Broke up with her later because she was too much, but she's in some of my lectures so it's hard to avoid her

>>67745746
rasheed

>>67745698
Already exists, it's known as the regressive left

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How would one acquire such physical form?

suck my dick

>>67745733
>>67745740
>>67745770
business idea: organised fights between "alt" groups

>>67745746

ya daw's

>>67745746
i finger my arsehole with my middle finger if that's what you're asking

>>67745776
Be American

>>67745776
it's a yank lad, they're born that way

>>67745745
would heem the merciful christ out of him if he came within 10 yards of me

>in a '''''british pub''''''
>not even showing the footy

>>67745721
still, the people more pissed off about brexit are the conservative leaning middle class

The boyish intern keeps looking away shy when I enter a room and starts fumbling over words when I address him.

If the kid has a crush on me, I'm flattered but I'll get a bit miffed if this continues- he's showing he's not good at his job.

>>67745776
squats and oats

>>67745818
What a unique and original thought

Been to the Netherlands 5 times and haven't seen a single windmill

want to fucking die in my sleep tonight

>>67745849
start flirting back with him

if you weren't born in 1988 you need to FUCK OFF

>>67745832
leng yourself senpai

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hmmmm


aaaaah yes

the temporary gf is finishing her language course next week and going back to the US of A, i obviously won't be going with her

we've avoided the topic but i can tell she's not happy about it either

will be a VERY rough couple of weeks coming up for me

thought ironically about proposing to her so she wouldn't have to leave haha

downloading a 3gb FIFA 17 update

>>67745903
this

time for the kiddies to have their nappies changed and put to bed

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/feb/19/number-of-suicides-uk-increases-2013-male-rate-highest-2001

you now realize that a /brit/poster who used to post on here ever since this generals creation has killed themselves irl.

>>67745903
>>67745939
1993 here

going to heem you old cunts

>>67745903
fuck off grandad

>>67745917
still makes me heh

haven't cried for a while

>>67745941
people over here kill themselves all the time and you're acting like we should be shocked

desu pakistan is pretty comfy, i'd stay and bring me family if there was no western backed terrorists around

you fucked up whiteys

>>67745542
t. went to the university of life

>>67745903
>>67745939
>>67745979

1997 master race here

You were the future once.

>>67746018
yeah but if you have any money what so ever don't you have to live in a compound protected by armed guards?

emma stone doesn't sing in teh trailer for la la land. are they keeping for a surprise or is she shit?

reply to this post and I will accurately predict the year you will die

>>67746040
can confirm

need to shave and change my bed but i cba to do either tbqh

>>67746040
september '97 here wahey

been a regular of /brit/ since 2013

watching the ed snowden film

p good so far desu

>>67746067
go ahead

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>>67746050
>no qt gf to go see la la land with
guess i'll just wait till it's on the dvds

>Dropped out of Uni twice
>Want to be a Royal Marine

Do you think they will mind? I'm in great physical shape, I was going to try the officer route because I have enough UCAS points but dropping uni twice is a deal breaker in terms of being an officer.

I want to sign up as a regular marine instead, doable?

Got a feeling I've fucked my life up at 20 already.

>My Alastair Campbell book hasn't arrived yet.

Alright lads got a good few books to read, any suggestions or warnings about my list please say.

>Winners by Alastair Campbell
>Letters of JFK
>Fight Club
>Thinking, Fast and Slow
>A brief history of time by Stephen Hawking

Any suggestions pls lemme know

>>67745917
Just fucking pathetic really.

I bet the cunt who sent him those things was bullied relentlessly as a kid.

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>niggers

>>67745776
unironically had to help people like this when i was a volunteer

>>67746114
2045

>>67745979
>>67745986
>>67746040
>>67746104
I could stomp you kiddies so badly you'll have to call your mummy to come and pick you up

>>67745637
did a watch tb h

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>tfw the oldest on /brit/

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>Winners by Alastair Campbell
>Letters of JFK
>Fight Club
>Thinking, Fast and Slow
>A brief history of time by Stephen Hawking

>>67746121
Of course it is lad.

Fuck me, I know how it feels because I used to be that age but you've literally got until you're about 30.

People will tell you that you can change at any age, but that's bullshit, 30 is the cut off point for starting a career you like and is useful.


Anything past that you're too old/ or you just look weird/ like a failure

Before that, do what you like.

My brother used to work as a waiter after uni for 4 years and now he lives in Dubai on 70k a year.

>>67746158
>3 decades

i'll take it lad

>>67746122
runty list
read more nonfiction

>>67746104
Lol you fucking baby, '97 January here
Veteran of /Brit/ for two days now

>it's the freshers discover the uni 'banter' (not actually called that) page and obnoxiously shitpost on it time of year again

ahhh yes

*wacks ballbag with rusty spade*

>>67745637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT5pvat7u8g

gorillaz tbqh

>>67746208
Why? And what makes you think I don't?

>>67746067

wyd

>>67746208

Ignore >>67746246, that's not me.

Other than Fight Club, they're all non-fiction too. What are you on about?

>>67746210
>january

only runts are born within the first 8 months of the year. this is a scientifically proven fact

>>67746217
Fucking annoying isn't it.

Some of these cunts on here need to go play with the traffic, or at least fuck off back to /b/

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>>67746217
>it's the all the sad cases in my year get fresher gfs who think they're cool time of year again

>>67746121
Beyond the basic intelligence exam they won't give a shit about your background provided you're fit enough.

>>67746281
VERY good post

in fact i'd take it further and say that everyone born in the first 11 months is a runt

>>67746189
Cheers lad

Its just I went to university twice and I've dropped out twice... I think they would throw my application out the window.

>>67746262
2063

>>67745905
in another pub now with the juventus sevilla game on
would've preferred the tottenham or Leicester games but I'll take it

>>67746067

>>67746281
WRONG
Its everyone born 8 months after

The best men are born in December.

The best women are born in May.

>>67746275
>letters of JFK
sounds shit
read economics in one lesson

>>67746341
good post

I just found a really old toblerone on top of my wardrobe

think it'll be worth some money now?

>>67746121
>Want to be a Royal Marine
They'll absolutely tear dweebs like you apart.

>>67746313
WRONG as well

>>67746347
hazlitt sucks

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>>67746341
>tfw born in July

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*farts in your general direction*

>>67746317
Na mate, we all try stuff that isn't for us and then try again.

I know loads of uni drop outs who have done great stuff, it's not the end of the world.

My gf dropped out of uni in third year and now has a way better job, prospects and wage than me and I graduated from somewhere really good.

I also have another good family friend who has just turned 30 who dropped out of an accounting course at uni, did her qualifications slowly anyway and now has a huge fuck off house, really expensive car and is an accountant anyway.

What I'm trying to say is that it might seem like the end of the world, but providing you keep pushing and trying for something, it really isn't and you probably won't care 10 years down the line and wonder what all the worry was about.

Good luck.

>>67746392
>They'll absolutely tear dweebs like you apart.

What did you mean by this? Kek

Physically I'm passing the PRMC when I practice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtasXQu70H4

me giving a quick speech

chubby girl unmatched me, arse girl isn't replying

fucked it

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the gf

>>67746347
Are you fucking retarded or something lad?

You don't know what non-fiction actually is and the letters of JFK is a collection of letters written throughout his life with a commentary. It's really fucking interesting you absolute runt.

>>67746423
>propaganda minister
>tells people the truth

hmm

>>67746419
*takes a whiff and retches because it smells vile*

>>67746422
passing the physical is a piece of piss mate.

its everything after they throw at you.

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*inhales deepl the brit atmosphere*

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>>67746421
>gf
>female friends
>job

>dropped out on uni twice

What sort of fucking failure are you?? If you cannot handle uni, you'll not last a month in the marines, you weak little shit.

>>67746474
>propaganda is always wrong and a "bad" word

pleb

>>67746481
savage af LOL

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>>67746481

>>67746484
read they sexually humiliate and even anally rape you to test if you would talk in a hostage situation

is this true?

>>67746423
good editing on that video ngl

>>67746422
it's not just the fitness, the royal marines are one of the most mentally disciplined forces in the world. you have to be near enough a robot

>>67746481
This is the sort of shit normies find funny.

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took a selfie this morning

had to put the camera on a 1 hour delay

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>The University of Life
>A degree in hubby searching
>in search of an occupation as a full time mummy x

>>67746538
if its true im signing up tomorrow

>>67746459
Autism: the face

>>67746494
Well I'm in first year doing CS so I haven't dropped out twice per say.

My grades are just suffering so fucking badly, I don't know what the fuck to do

>>67746558
that was literally me lol

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/sexism-sucks-everybody-science-confirms-180961178/

men BTFO

You lads watching the footy?

>>67746565
>Unironically know a girl on her third kid (we're 22), she has a house and is married and seems happy
>I went to uni and am deeply unhappy

h-h--h-h-h-haha, s-s-ssure showed her

>>67746563
They don't use those MMUs anymore..

LIAR!

Haven't eaten in 18 hours lads

recently i haven't been able to do a poo unless i straighten out my back

anyone else?

>>67746585
this >>67746522 was you aswell
not funny at all

>Leicester 1-0 Club Brugge

they're gonna do it aren't they, they're gonna win the s*dding Champions League

dipping a twix in my tea

>>67746578
>I don't know what the fuck to do
be a cam boy on chaturbate

I love winter

Everyone thinks you've got a cold instead of a cocaine problem

>tfw have a masters degree from top 5 uni in a non-meme area
>tfw strugglign to get a job of any kind
>tfw really cba with all these grad schemes, cover letters, assessment centres, online assessments
>tfw job centre making my life a nightmare making me come in everyday
>tfw can't even od runt work because they know i'll ditch them as soon as i can get a proper job, but i apply anyway
>tfw pliving with my parents and hate it

the so called 'graduate life'.

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girls are fucking retarded

Back once again for the renegade master

*Shuffles*

>>67746668
this

>>67746494
fuck off yank

>>67746691
ree

>>67746604
>masculinity
>sexist

nonsense

>>67746604
too bad these people don't want anything to do with it unless they can work through the lens of feminism

if they don't think a men's problem can be solved as a side effect of solving a women's problem then they don't care

>>67746578
get 40% this year and then start not being shit over summer

>>67746578
Study then you fucking pube.

>>67745047
my county is 98% white

>>67746691
can't tell if they're stupid or merely pretending

still annoying regardless

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>>67746578
>CS

who /noeat/ here

>>67746688
How old are you lad? Don't worry, it does get better.

I couldn't get a job for 7 fucking months after uni and then I randomly applied for a job that was way out of my league (couldn't even get people to let me do work experience for free or get jobs as a receptionist) and I bluffed my way through the interview and got it ahead of people with like 10 years experience.

Just don't give up. Only shit thing is that all your mates seem to end up working for NASA or some shit straight out of uni which makes it feel grimmer.

Which book is easier to read: Dracula or pride and prejudice?

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>>67746684

>being a heavy smoker
>being a heavy drinker
>being a heavy drug-taker

runts

you should do each of these things occasionally, but moderation is a virtue. as soon as you fail to moderate yourself, you're a failure

>>67746688
>these lies

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>when you text your hench alpha male cousin for gym advice and he puts an x on the end of the text

>>67746772
how often do you have to do those things to be considered a "heavy" user?

>>67746772
2/3 here
guess which ones

>>67746732
>>67746734

Alright fa.ms

>Get 40%

In two modules that's unlikely as fuck, although I've got exams January so who knows.

>>67746709
fuck off, fanny.

>>67746805
40% average is fine

check your uni's progression conditions, it tells you how many you can fail/how many credits you need

>>67746772
it's impossible to enjoy smoking unless you're dependent on it

it's like praying for an itch just so you can scratch it

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>matching me after I've left Bratislava
daft bint

Kind of want to buy a cheap honda motorbike and take it traveling

>>67746121
They won't care about your past, but with a degree you're already a rank above 80% of the people in the military, with none you're at the very bottom

>>67746859
shagged any slavs yet la

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>>67745344
God dang look at those, gotta be at least E cup

>>67746796
smoking: multiple times a day
drinking: more than one pint a day
drugs: every week or every other week

>>67746865
a cb500 is bulletproof and will last you forever
not exactly white knuckle but still a tonne of fun

>>67746859
What's up with you and hamplanets la

>>67746764
22
I got good uni grades, good academic experiences (was a bit shit about doing anything besides studying though) and its all in a good subject as i said, so i'm not overly concerned yet.
>NASA
yeah got one mate making a fat wad of cash with Deloitte
meanwhile I'm handing in my CV into iceland, so they don't cut my bennies.

I had some really nice opportunities in the summer. one of which actually offered me a phd because they offered the job to someone with more experience, but said i really impressed them over all the other candidates. declined though, because i need work experience not further study experience.

I really fucking hate people. Just being around them, having to tolerate them,

>>67746855
not true

social smoking
headrush

>>67746886
ask me again in the morning
if my tinder attempts fail I'm going to the '''massage parlour''' anyway

>>67746912
sounds promising

i'll need to learn to ride a bike too of course

>>67746774
it's all true pham

first in my undergrad
merit classification in my masters
studied something in the economics realm (which may mean economics itself)

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OR-OR-ORDUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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obama is giving "medals of freedom" to celebrities who insulted trump at this very moment'

he's being such a smug cunt about it

diplomatically saying "trump is the end of freedom"

fucking asshole

>>67746805
40% isn't hard if you know the basics of the curriculum from each week, first year is just as important as the others, just going with the flow, barely passing and then going into second year knowing fuck all about the subject matter is the worst thing you can do.

>>67746928
Honestly lad, it'll be right, it all works out.

I will say though that when I first graduated I couldn't do the fucking online tests and now I've actually had work experience all these behavioural tests seem really easy.

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>>67746949
>'''massage parlour'''

>>67746890
oh right, i drink like one a month and do drugs about every 1.5 months

>>67746949
Are you on holiday or something?

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>>67746978
O-OR-OR-ORDUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>67746805
No offence but if you're struggling to get 40% in first year what's the point in carrying on with the degree?

>>67746930
social smokers are hipster cunts

smoking is objectively disgusting, literally inhaling toxins. why would anybody but addicts do it

>>67746688
>tfw bachelors degree from a rg uni
>got a job before I even officially graduated
>pretty cushy job where I can easily pass the buck on
>made lots of decent friends through work
>living at home with mum so I can save up for a deposit

pretty comfy desu

what uni course did you?

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>>67747040
ED MILIBAAAAAND

>>67746997
i don't find behaviourial tests and SJTs or whatever difficult

i find doing all this case-study malarkey to be a right pain in the nether-regions.

>write 2 essays off the top of your head in an hour and a half
fuck off

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getting back into gorillaz for when their next album drops so I can complain about how shite it is

>>67747054
None taken.

I know what you mean, I feel as if I shouldn't be there.

>>67747038
nah mate posting from a Hungarian proxy for a laugh

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Fought on the wrong side in WW2 lads...

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>social smokers are hipster cunts

>smoking is objectively disgusting, literally inhaling toxins. why would anybody but addicts do it

any good posts in this thread?

cba going through it all

>>67747111
Are you on your own you sad cunt?

Fuck off runt