/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

6 Music > analogue stations

would grind each and every one of you up for runtpaste without a moment's hesitation desu

militant atheism

Feeling v. comfy today lads

>>67736044
want to make sweet love to her mouth

Business idea: unleash the janny on anyone who makes an early new but only if it coincides with one of my posts and hence steals all my (You)s because everyone goes to the new thread and ignores my post

The scots managed to avoid a rise in the right-wing by being able to blame everything on the English and not migrants

I don't even believe half the rhetoric I'm spewing here, I just needed my morning (You) fix

>>67736066
excellent post mate

>>67736089
would love to see you try

>>67736044
She almost looks like she wants to cry.
Is her neighbour a Paki?

could absolutely heem the royal marines one by one in the name of civil liberty lads

>>67736072
you can't provide any actual arguments

pls refute my last post x >>67735685

>Russia already played a significant part in our election.
do people actually believe this

militant agnosticism

>>67736044
prefer ferne cotton desu and NTS radio is better

>>67736139
umm trump was sponsored by the kremlin sweetie x

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/ian-watkins-lostprophets-new-music-twitter-soundcloud-paedophile-prison-a7432011.html

lostprophets getting back together??

>Not listening exclusively to radio 4

I somehow still manage to be surprised by /brit/'s plebbiness

http://www.strawpoll.me/11708558

O M dayyyzzz lads, farting like a funktion one bass bin, got to get on a flight in a bit looool

>>67736139
You legitimately have brain issues.

who here /militantquaker/

yanks in /brit/

imagine that

2bh the police are lucky I'm a law abiding person, could take on my entire local department with ease
Would cost them literally dozens of lives if I kicked off

bellend smells like skips
not even joking it really is quite pongy

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what do tits feel like?

0,1,2,3,5,6,7,8,9 and I continue being a waste of space
4 and I kill myself

>>67736135
how are the citizens not important in a coup? citizens are always needed in society.

>>67736177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>be indian
>poo on plane

D E S I G N A T E D

>>67736177
get yourself to a designated shitting street lad

>>67736209
bags of salty coins and milk

>>67736209
soft

>>67736198
Can unironically see you getting nicked for posting something like this in May's security-state Britain.

>>67736200
mine is probably gross with the phimosis and all

>>67736230
>citizens are always needed in society.

not as soldiers when you already have the biggest military in the world

obviously civilian support is needed otherwise it's not "overthrowing a tyrannical government", but a militia with guns is retarded if you have army backing

http://www.strawpoll.me/11708579

http://www.strawpoll.me/11708579

http://www.strawpoll.me/11708579

Lads

Rules for posting in /brit/

1. Must not be a yank
2. Must maintain an acceptable standard of genital hygiene

If you don't abide by these rules I am afraid I must direct you to the runt cage in the corner

>>67736272
cor, imagine the smell of several years of dick cheese
getting hard at the thought

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>2bh the police are lucky I'm a law abiding person, could take on my entire local department with ease Would cost them literally dozens of lives if I kicked off

bruised the gf absolutely black and blue last night and she loves it

>>67736268
>May's security-state Britain.
the UK has been like that since the 90's curryfriend
IRA spooked them too much

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>>67736307
>Bregzit
If you say this you NEED to be executed on the spot

politics is such a runty interest

literally just an endless whinge fest

>>67736326
Then how come I can post about killing Brits?

>>67736321
i stopped producing smegma a while back for unknown reasons

>>67736302
>obviously civilian support is needed otherwise it's not "overthrowing a tyrannical government", but a militia with guns is retarded if you have army backing
what did he mean by this

might detonate a landmine under the ol' bollox lads

Absolutely DESPISE radical centrists

The MGS series changed my life 2bh

>>67736360
good on ya keith !!! politcans dnt no shit anywy mate fuk them!!

>>67736326
>still no bins in london

was minor littering of our streets the IRA's masterplan after all?

When is the next scottish independenc election

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wew

>>67736398
had some chinese food the other night absolutely loaded with MGS

http://www.strawpoll.me/11708604

*reports you all to GCHQ*

How many bottles of champers you reckon I can drink on the flight lids? going for a record ngl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP1Kiwifgoo

best series on youtube

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Doing a dance

>>67736420
>4pm
>sunset in 2 minutes

S C O T L A N D

Started crying in the job centre lads

>>67736432
the mini ones? easily 15

>>67736420
>6:45 is when I wake up
>wagecucks

>>67736446
entirety of the UK really

>>67736495
4:27 in kernow

>>67736482
Jokes on you: I actually woke up at 04:55 for an 08:00 shift!

>>67736419
Never

>>67736517
>calling it kernow and not cornwall

fuck off you pretentious twat

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>>67736495
>>67736517
15 minutes here
t. Devon

> devon and cornwall
don't reply to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsKPPz0xIxE

just finished the latest chant

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Are you as alpha as an Indian?

sun rising in 2 hours

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>kernow

it's only 10am and I've already BTFO several limeys

>>67736537
>>67736603
You mock now but independence soon

>>67736362
you're getting vanned as we speak

>>67736417
litter is terrible in Dublin. They wanted to drag london down to our level

>>67736566
why hate devon

>>67736595
did a howl

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three weeks of no shave november and the beard smells positively repulsive

Wiltshire independence WHEN

Shetland Islands Independence lads

>>67736662
pls b in stonehenge

>>67736595
>55 likes
when I had facebook the most I ever got was 20

>>67736482
6:45 is a lie in mate

more like this pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

Watching Shawshite Redemption ngl

Milton Keynes independence

I am a dialectical materialist

>>67736711
dan pls

north wales independence

south wales becomes part of england

I am a diabolical mongoloid

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>>67736711

>>67736767
>north wales independence

>Containment zone for pikeys and scousers

Brilliant plan desu

>>67736774
more like diabetical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KHoVBK2EVE

WTF I love krauts now

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awoo~

I suffer from undiagnosed diabetes

just done a big loud ree to relieve some pent-up frustration

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>>67736715
fucks sake

They censor all sorts of words of words in India lmao

>shit
>scumbag
>dough

That's in the last 3 minutes lmao

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>>67736823

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>>67736619
>litter is terrible in Dublin

You weren't kidding. What the fuck?

normalize

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>>67736823
Looks nice but is actually shit like nearly every anime

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKPjSiQYItk

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>>67736715
honestly feel physical pain when watching things like this

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>>67736823
awoo~

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>>67736881

>dark and cold all the time

rooooooo I hate non-Christmas winter

When I visited Ireland I was astounded at how mant cigarette butts were on the street. In Cork they had literal piles of them on the sidewalk

>>67736909
does it bring up repressed memories?

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>>67736872
>See a Spar packet
TFW I have a Spar right accross frm my work.
I fucking hate Spar

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>>67736914
>that framerate

the world

my finger

is on the button

WISH I WAS AT HOME
FOR CHRISTMAS

DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO

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>>67736931
>first christmas as a wageslave
>have like 2 days off
>at work on Christmas Eve, New years eve and multiple days between Christmas and new year

Christmas no longer exists for me. Such is the life of a wageslave.

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Me 2bh

>>67737026
fat cunt

>>67736872
i dont even know man. Obviously that pic is extreme but I always see scumbags just empty their pockets into the wind or throw down the food they were eating rather than look for a bin

>>67736936
same as the uk 2bh

for some reason smokers think throwing dog ends on the floor is different to littering

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Me 2bh

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*bends you all to my will*

>>67737044
me 2bh

>>67737051
Why would Principle Armin Tamzarian dress up as a weed leaf? It completely goes against his character.

>>67737051
hahaHAHAHa wait
hahaha wait hang on
lads haha lads wait haha
lads...
principal skin up
hahahahahahaha

>>67736943
no I've never been that autistic desu
The worst I've ever done is ignore girls that were into me because I didnt know how to act haha

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>>67737082
>Armin Tamzarian

don't

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gf has been doing zuma

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would /brit/ fug this half American joker?

Friend who considers me his best mate just tried to off himself aha

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h... hello?

>not having a britaboo gf
state of you lads

>>67737124
Jealous...

>>67737108
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

S E 1 5
E
1
5

Brexit
Trump
And bow safeway is coming back

Didnt know things could go so well

>>67737129
is it me youre look for

off to bed
dubs and i don't wake up

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>>67737129
Hallo

>>67737108
>you will never cum all over her shapely arse

why exist

>>67737129
alri

>>67737108
How did she get the scar on her back?

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hmm... yes...
*does a read*

>>67737145
aaaaaaah yes

the so called "finns"

>>67737124
why didn't you help him? some ''"'"''"friend''""''''" you are

it's OUR

not ARE

Business idea: blame the current situation on the left's insistence on censorship and big government

>>67737203
good lad

>>67737171
I can see it in your eyes ...

>>67737203
>worst hitchens

shan't even be glancing at this

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>>67737209
need an excuse to post this

Someone redpill me on south africa

>>67737129
How's this year's tree looking, Olaf?

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>mum pressuring me to take out a mortgage and get my own place so she can sell the house and downsize
>if I do this I will be locked into debt servitude as a wageslave for the rest of my life
>once she moves out and downsizes there will be no family-home safety net to even fall back on if I fuck up at life

Might just kill myself instead so I don't have to deal with this shit.

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my goal in life is to have a frog for every occasion

>>67737302
post your current "I don't have a frog for this" frog

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Need to make a judgement call on my long eyelashes lads

Pros: Girls love them
Cons: Look like a batty boy when I'm clean shaven

>>67737293
tell her then

she's your mammy and you should tell her how you feel

if she gives you shit for it, tell her it's her fault for giving birth to you

>>67737362
nice nipples

find supermarket triangle sandwiches strangely comfy

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>>67737281
lonely

>>67737279
secretely based

>>67737153
of what

>>67737293
wait for her to die

alri lids

>>67737279

You see this picture ( >>67736872 ) That's fucking clean compared to South African inner-city streets.

going to my doctors appointment now lads hahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahha aaaaahhhhhhh

>>67737293
time to fall for the travel meme lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-Be9f7Ovgg

>yanks

>>67737408
post fucking machines

>>67737254
>he thinks Christopher hitchens has any solid arguments
whats life like after taking the bluepill

>>67737408
post fucking machines

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Be right back lads, just need to take a quick shite in 50s London

>>67737416
for what

>>67737408
post fucking machines

>>67737293
>mortgage
just rent for a bit while you figure something out man

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the commercialisation of association football makes me feel physically ill at times

how can we save our game from the self-styled "globalists"?

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>tfw still permanently banned from /mu/ (and only /mu/, mr. Janitor)

>>67737416
had one yesterday lmfao I've got a dentist appointment at 7:10pm today hahaha who knew they were open so late

>>67737466
anxiety and depression lmao

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> "ere m8, buy us some fags from the shop and I'll let you do whatever you want"

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>>67737279
started out as just another british colony and things were relatively fine(besides the whole slavery thing) until they discovered valuable minerals hidden in the earth. this caused a bunch of rich british Lords to set up camp in south africa and start their mining slave colonies. they enslaved millions of black natives and forced the rest out of the cities and towns. a few minor territory feuds between the Lords happened and before you knew it all of south africa was consolidated under the rule of a small handful of british Lords. this carried on for decades, which led to the vast wealth and growth within the country, until the black natives decided they've had enough and wanted their country back. the ensuing war is known as apartheid, which led the deaths of hundreds of thousands of white british people and native blacks. today, south africa is a weird conglomeration of white and black people. for all intents and purposes, their roles have been reversed. now the black africans rule the country and live within the cities, while the white british are forced out into the bush. because of this, johannesburg is a shithole, and most of the country's wealth comes from mining and tourism which is managed by whites.

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>>67737279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQbm514cKkg

>>67737507
okay

>>67737507
utter nonce

luckily Mrs. May is monitoring scum like you now so you'll get a knock at the door shortly

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>British empire was the best

Um, no sweetie x

>>67737474
>globalists
>self-styled

nah that has always been a rorkist slur

Does drinking black coffee make me a cuck lads?

>>67737474
business idea: tax the footballers, give it to the nurses

is it gay to suck off a bro if you don't swallow?

>>67737556
it does yeah, ever heard "I like my men like I like my coffee"?

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>>67737326

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>>67737537
> implying I'm on the grid
Normie scum

>>67737441
he spent decades denouncing islam and global corruption without being deemed a racist or a tin-foiler. he puts all these modern "alt journalists" to shame

>>67737502
sameies. my gp makes me feel comfortable though, he takes it very seriously

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>>67737585
oh...no....

>>67737589
room for improvement
now post your cautiously optimistic frog

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>Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!

screaming

>>67737599
>>67737507
what kind of school gives girls this slutty uniform

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WE WANT MOSELY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk

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Is having autism a responsibility?

My therapist was getting on my case about 'not trying hard enough' and I told her that I don't exactly enjoy working on it.
Then she said she didn't enjoy having to quit smoking, or doing her degree, or losing weight.

I didn't say it but I thought it, those are choices you've made. You chose to smoke, you chose to eat too much, you chose to have a career. I didn't choose to be a sperg.

>>67737629
cannot imagine the mindset you'd have to be in to actually put in a serious application to be an unpaid janitor of 4chan

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JUST

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>>67737626

>>67737637
some runt public school probably

why does theresa may feel the need to police the porn that brits watch?

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>>67737637
It's the girls that are slutty not the uniform

>>67737616
he was one of the main people who popularised the destruction of Christianity which has increased the amount of support for Islam.
All the Hitchens atheists supported Islam to rub Christians' nose in and are only now realising that Islam is much worse

>>67737663
>china losing
discarded

>>67737637
there's a mandatory hemline
they just wear their skirts up to their armpits

>>67737689
because apparently we can't look after ourselves and parents are too lazy to just get blocking software for their childrens computers

>>67736711
creeped on a coworker girl's facebook and she had a picture where she photoshopped her boobs bigger

>>67737692
yeah but if that was over here the picture wouldnt look half as suggestive because the skirt would go down past her knees

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>>67737719
Like this

¦:¬)

>>67737700
>All the Hitchens atheists supported Islam to rub Christians' nose in and are only now realising that Islam is much worse

chris himself disliked islam as much as (if not more than) christianity

it was an unintended consequence of the de-christianisation of the west that Islam moved in

t. peterite

I miss my days at school where you'd just get an erection from all the girls dressing like massive sluts

and then the teacher calls you up to write on the board and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>67737741
They roll them up

>>67737650
I only went to one therapy session at the behest of my mum. The therapist asked me why I was there / what I wanted to achieve. I told her I was there because my mum was worried about me and I didn't know what I wanted to achieve through therapy.

She then said I had to want to be there, to make a change, to make an effort and that if I didn't then there would be no point. Then at the end of the session she told me it would be £60. I told her I didn't have £60 on me and was under the impression that my mum would be paying for the sessions.

Then in the car home with my mum my mum asked how it went. I said "alright". Then about 15 seconds later I told her I wouldn't be going back because I thought it was a waste of time.

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LADS

>>67737753
you'd better link that album

taco bell

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really dislike normie hours even though i'm a normie

>>67737658
Imagine putting it on your resumé

>>67737819
ah yes, the black and blue dress that is black and blue

>his country is BELOW second (2nd) in world HDI rankings
howling

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>>67737822
Alri

>>67737819
gold and white

>>67737658
I'm here all day anyway, might as well shape the place to my liking :)

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>>67737819
i still see white and gold

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPB1jy4vmFA

.

>he then proceeded to frantically run up and down the sidewalk pepper spraying and passerby's that tried to intervene.
Ah, Hans. I finally made you crack.

>>67737658
they do it out of love

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>>67737819
Will literally NEVER see anything but white and gold.

>>67737790
>if not more than
definitely more

in his own words, islam is the biggest threat to society because it's the only religion that claims to be ultimate

>>67737864
Most people don't watch tv anymore so we don't really need HD

>>67737888
well yeah, we've established that you're wrong about everything ever

>>67737819
still don't understand how anyone saw this as white and gold

we should've shot them

>In 2006, BBC History Magazine selected Mosley as the 20th century's worst Briton.

hmmmmmm

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>>67737866
bless

>>67737806
Exactly
And I'm only there because I promised my mum I'd give it a try after I accidentally OD'd.

>You should want a good social life
>You should want a good job
Why?
Why would I want to put in the effort for the opportunity to do something I hate so I can make some arsehole I've never met a bit richer.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3960366/Migrants-burned-refugee-centre-causing-10-million-damage-wasn-t-Nutella-Gummibears-chocolate-German-Red-Cross-worker-reveals.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

the absolute state of germany

little bit noncy in here

>>67737790
Doesn't matter what he thought because he focused all his energy on Christianity.

Of course he didn't cause it to collapse but he certainly helped create the attitude of the intolerant christian

>>67737894
/fa/ as fuck

>>67737819
it's 100% white and gold

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Merry Christmas

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>Why would I want to put in the effort for the opportunity to do something I hate so I can make some arsehole I've never met a bit richer.

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>>67737933
>says the yank

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>>67737819

Ask American psycho anything

>>67737959
near impossible to get a ticket for jaywalking unless you cause an accident or something like that

>>67737976
Still looks blue and black just with some shitty filters on the left 2bh

>>67737928
>Why would I want to put in the effort for the opportunity to do something I hate so I can make some arsehole I've never met a bit richer.

To avoid dying on the streets. A realization you will come to eventually, whether you like it or not.

>>67737663
Source ? What do they mean by "total wealth" ? Isn't UK's GDP still growing ?

>>67737902
ah yes, those blue shadows that are typical of physics

missed the bus hahahaha
*gets rained on*

>>67738028
doing a masters in physics can confirm

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>>67737509
is this accurate

Sister asking for my desktop password

Not a chance love

>>67737996
i'd notice hashtagyoloswaggang's butt tan anywhere

>>67737996
nice

>>67738007
that's necessity
the only thing that has ever motivated me to do anything

I guess I just need someone with a gun to my head

>>67737976
It's always blue and black no matter what light you put on it

>>67738007
>realization

Dia diaobh a chairde idirnáisiúnta inniu

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Bois.

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>>67737923

>>67738089
pronounced "neeve"

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>>67737949
>end of term and the teacher hands out Quality Street

my friend wants to get one of those anime girl pillows with yui from k-on, where can he get one lads

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So how many of you Trumpoids are willing to admit you got conned?

>>67738001
>ticket for crossing the street

screaming and shrieking

Who /dickposting/ here?

>be new player
>enter game room
>ask the other human players if they are human or bots
>don't realize that game architect has been secretly spying on all your thoughts via his master control panel for three years

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>>67738040

>>67738127
this is /brit/

Roses > Quality Street > Heroes > Celebrations

100% objectively correct and empirically verifiable.

>>67738115
Your friend yeah?

>>67738127
think you are in the wrong thread mate

>>67738044
Tell her to back the h*ck off

>>67738143
Kidding yourself if you think I'm reading one word of this

i've learned more about britain from /brit/ than most experts i'd reckon

should get a job as a professor

>>67738028
i almost spent an inordinate amount of time trying to find a picture of a guy wearing a cowboy hat and white shirt in the shade and it looked light bluish like the dress, but i caught myself

I have zero (0) friends

>>67738161
Heroes is the only one where I like 100% of them

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girl bantz

redpill me on the mandem

where tf is Words That Follow my niqqqqqqas?

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LADS

>>67738161
Mingles are superior to all.

>>67738199
more like girl pants woah haha wahey

>>67738139
wtf???

>>67738021
Inflation

Brexiteers cheered when it was announced our economy had "grown by .5%" without realising money is literally worth less

>>67738156
>>67738169
Seem to recall /brit/ being avidly pro-Trump.

Been very quiet since he's gone back on everything he said.

My name is Fifty Zero-Days

>>67737509
>white british
my god pick up a fucking history book
>>67738187
ok

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>>67738161
Favourites > everything 2bh
>He doesn't even have cherry ripe
SCREECHING

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>>67738172
>This is the patience of an average australian you discuss politics with

>>67738177
>I've learnt about a country's culture by surrounding myself with people who practice said culture in said country (and a few pakis)
well flick my bollocks and call me a twat

this nonce needs to fuck off.

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>obligatory photo of a member of the royal family and some school children
>"ah yes, lets make sure they're all pakis and niggers"
liberals are the most mentally ill people of all time

>>67738267
*flicks your bollocks*

twat

>>67738235
No, it's just that the left are realising that Trump isn't the big baddie that they've built him up to be.

>>67738220
don't copy my posting style, b*tch

might have a cup of warm milk, a wank and go to sleep lads

night x

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>>67738220
>Brits and yanks will call these "flipflops"
The state of you both

>>67738235
>thinking anyone ITT gave a single shit about Trump's policies or whether or not he implements them

It was always just about the normoid arsepain. Same with Brexit. No one really cares about the politics; you just vote whatever will anger the normoids.

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tights mentioned

>>67738220
White and gold

>>67738271
All Aussies are nonces, so which one?

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>>67738271
Stop speaking to your reflection in the mirror hahahaha

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>>67738229
t.

>>67738313
ah yes, let's take the word that literally everyone else uses for promiscuous underwear and use it for flip-flops
what could go wrong

>>67738313
they flip and flop, do one bogan

>>67738235
Once we won I stopped caring, sorry.