>be European >surrender to France

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>be on an island
>Watch your allies surrender to France
>Wait a while
>convince them to go to war with France again
>Watch your allies surrender to france
>Wait a while
>convince them to go to war with France again
>rinse
>repeat
>defeat France

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>>67718991

>he thinks attacking Spain means France owned the entirety of Latin America.

That means the Germans had the largest colonial empire because they conquered France, the Netherlands and Belgium and instantly acquired all their territory.

>>67718991
90% of all that territory you see is colonial spain wich after that started to spit on the kings face and independece war started

>>67720425
well HOI4 works like that at least

>>67722996
Ironically enough the governments which resulted from those independence movements were founded on French revolutionary values. Most of us are still using the Napoleonic code.

>>67718991
>french
>ever wining anything alone
Poles won the fights not baguettes

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>Be French in Canada
>Live under British Monarchy

>>67723045
well, he have the same hat that pepe is wearing on our coat of arms so...

>>67718991
>implying all of those countries actually provided troops instead formally supporting

>>67718991
>Belligerents
>USA
wtf? how, when, and why?

>>67723064
Poles did nothing, they were useless

>Be France
>Surrender to partizans

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>>67723318
>be russian
>surrender to france

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>>67723318
>>67723363
>be russian
>also surrender to partizans

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>when you killed every opponent in your country so you decide to kill every opponent in every country surrounding yours

>>67719446
BEADY

>>67720425
At war with sbane and portugal, their colonies were also technically at war with us

>>67723064
Wojak, my toilets...

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>be french
>invade russia
>win every battle
>die

>>67723087
cocu dégage!!

>>67719446
so true :/

>>67718991
Clearly the surrendered to the might of Denmark Norway

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>>67724108
>France won Borodino

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>>67718991
>Be american
>Buy Louisiana from France which fuels their war chest

Thank you again France for the cheap land