>You wake up in the Polish countryside... wat do

>>67715689
Worship my Russian masters while yelling kurwa

1. have an orgasm
2. get a qt polish bf
3. get married
4. be happy forever after

Have a nice time

>>67718448
why do you always have an orgasm first?

>>67715689
hop on the train back to the first world

>>67718473
because I feel pleasure of waking up in glorious Poland

>>67715689
leave that shithole for the second time in my life
t. self-hating Pole

Go west.

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>>67715689

I live alone in my own private house in the Polish Countryside...

I'm willing to spent christmass with up to 4 people, from Japan : L

200€ per day, and I serve all happy polish traditional meals, organize christmass eve, new year celebrations, I got my own transportation avaiable 24/24 ( Toyoata Rav4)

:L and I can be a guide, bodyguard, host polish meal spammer : L

I really have no plans for upcoming month

Jap friend can you help me to find someone out there in Japan willing to help me earn some money and spent next month at my place with me? ; _ :

: r I can host up to 4 people ftw : L

>>67715689
scream

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Put on an Adidas tracksuit, buy a white Ford Transit, and emigrate to Britain as a plumber.

>>67718717
Can you do this for free? ;-;

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>>67715689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6rVj1XKWRo

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>>67715689
Fucking village
I swear it's full of bydlos
Where's the bus station
I want home

>>67715759
le monke