/brit/

good luck my lad

first for canada

good luck you'll fucking need it mate they call him quickdraw

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Don't mind me, just washing my mousepad...

Calling all janny's

Q U I C K D R A W

>*takes 1 month off*
>*books holiday to japan*
>*arrives in tokyo*
>*eats authentic corner shop sushi*
>*meets qt jap girl*
>*hugs japanese girl*
>*travels north out of the city*
>*tsunami warning*
>*walks towards the beach*
>*does a lie down*
>ah, yes

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m'sie

*hurries up*

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need a qt to breastfeed me

poonami's brewin'

S Q U I D

P
O
S
T
E
R

fuck off janny you autistic rat shithouse clown

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guaranteed Janny lets this thread stay.

Fat cunt loves his Canadian threads. Starting to think Janny is Canadian himself.

some lad having a breakdown in the other thread

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QUICKDRAW

Wish 4chan would signal which posters were virgins.

Why would I ever read or respond to a virgin poster? They aren't experienced or normal enough to be able to achieve something that is so natural to humans

They clearly shouldn't be able to speak on things

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toEdPhBdfaU

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TRUMP EFFECT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THDSw83y7JU

>>67710844
'sheed

S Q U I D

W
A
R
D

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WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

>>67710891
'rke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

*janny appears over the horizon drawing his revolver in slow motion*

"it's hiiigghh noooon"

I reckon he ain't familiar with these here parts...

ya know, there's a story about that there saloon..

tweeeenty years ago, an outlaw took this whole town over...

sherrifs couldn't stop 'im

quickest damn gunslinger i ever seen...

got murdered in cold blood...

that ol' saloon there was their little home away from home....

they say his ghost still lives in that there tavern...

and on a quiet night, you can still hear the footsteps of quick draw janny............

I go to grad school

AMA

>the 'chon won't let me post a picture with a resolution of 29000*29000
shan't be posting here EVER again

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I think california is quite beautiful and shoudn;t be the subject of derision

take hearst castle, for example

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work in the morning

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>>67710752
Nth for lads

>>67710927
chortled

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Reminder that Iceland is infinitely superior to the Brits

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working on the old 'tism project

>>67710894
>2 months ago

its already bouncing back

>>67710967
>hearst castle
>castle

howling

Anyone here in grad school? I have a question

that megan madsen scene is one of my all time favourites

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Really makes you think.

i am scared,
mexico could suffer the trump effect soon :(

>>67710954

how hard is it to get in?

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>>67710989
DELET THIS

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JUST

considering if I want to shag the gfs fanny tonight or not

feel for you runts that dont have this option

haha

reddit needs to get the fuck over dave chapelle

he's alright but jesus fucking christ crawl off his dick


>>67710950
WOW did you post it twice, so everyone could see it

yeah am very fucking impressed, fucking estatic about this you mong

*a tumbleweed meekly blows by*

>>67710989
Also "2-1" of course

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>>67710991
here's a legend in case it's needed haha (also work in progress)

Ah yes, normie hours

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"O Gentile Janitor"
(Anonymous, 1389)

O Gentile Janitor of this thread
We knoweth thou go at eleven to bed
We knoweth of your bothersome mass
And the frequency that you pass gas
Thought that thou could escape torment?
Ye fatty swine, thou must lament!
Because we so often the threads create
It causeth thou to shriek in hate,

"So accursed be ye british here
That I hath pissed myself in fear!
When willst ye foul men be stopping
Thy shitposting, thy k-popping?"
And in the thread did he hastily,
Delete the posts that hateth he
But ye jesters in a british style
Continueth to post with guile,

"Decideth I, moderator for free
This british thread not to end happily!"
And thus ye Janny hath loudly spake
Causing his olde mother to wake,
"Autist son, you flatulent beast
Silence else thou becometh deceased!"
O Gentile Janitor, cursed be ye
To live with thine mother for eternity

Henceforth we state, O Janitor fair
Stained be thy underwear,
Thou may never stop us readily
To taunt your weight, to shitpost heavily
Because finally, Janitor of fourchan
Be thou but a joke and scarcely a man
O Gentile Janitor, we taunt you with glee
Thou art but a manchild and do it for free

>>67711048
actually i've posted it more than twice you BELLEND

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>>67710970

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Alri, I'm back, lads.

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>chinks decide to settle in area with a load of earthquakes and tsunamis
>turn into japs over a couple of hundred years
>countless earthquakes and tsunamis
>decide to build nuclear power plants on the coast
>start crying when their powerplant breaks irradiating the whole country

>>67710991
what's the premise?

dumb pirate frogposter

>>67710571
modsled nation

How can people still believe Hillary is corrupt we know now that she'll never be president and she still hasn't been arrested? Why don't people just admit it was a big meme they fell for/used in order to win?

>>67711084
Hello

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>>67710989

HE'S BACK

JAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

PIRATAS

>>67710991
>>67711062
colonial world?

>>67710879
t. virgin

>>67710894
brits won't ever trigger article 50 because the pound will drop even more

they are stuck in brexot hell ahahaha

I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, Wojak and Pepe. Crazy thing is... it's true. Meme Magick. Praising Kek... All of it... It's all true.

>>67710991
>>67711062
I admire your progress but Occitania is a meme

>>67711044
thing is in a totally non racist way (obama isn't even black he's equally as white as he is black)

oh and before you say (ye but he 'identifies as black' rethink that bollocks cuz literally anyone can say they identify as whatever they want don't make it true)

so yeah in a totally no racist way, he actually does look quite a bit like a chimp

>>67711025
Just kidding I don't actually go to grad school haha.

>>67710881
The worst thing this country does is adopt yank bullshit.

They should just fucking end this shit. There should be laws against it.

obamas rise is truly an incredible story

why he doesn't post toot

tell you what, this fucking "interpreter" is shit
I could do a better job and I only speak English and a bit of Mandarin
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

>>67711070
had an entertaining gander at this one right here

>>67710989
When a british frigate tried to land a sick man in iceland men sat at the dock and threw rocks at them
lmao

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>>67711070
10/10

Can't listen to music of any kind anymore without it making me feel sad and alone. Need to boost my ego badly.

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>>67711084
No. You're not allowed in /brit/ until you're ready to apologise to me.

>>67710894
I PLAYED THE SILVER BALL
FROM SOHO DOWN TO BRIGHTON
I MUST HAVE PLAYED THEM ALL

>>67711044
woah
it's almost like those two pictures were taken 8 years apart

lal lalalala lalalal alal a lalalalla lalalalalalal

CALLING ALL JAN MICHAEL VINCENTS!

>>67711097

obama's still in power dumbass. we'll see what happens with her case under the new attorney general Sessions in january

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Is this true??

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>>67711085
>before americans civilised them they made their houses out of light wood and paper
>in a volcanic archipelago

them niggas crazy

>>67711154
*tootposts*
heh

>>67711151

strong retail performance is vital to the economy

if anything the govt will encourage multiple black fridays a year

>>67711166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

Best song

LA LA LALA LAL LA LA LA L LAL A LAL A

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new pictures live from japan

>100cm tsunami observed Onahama
IT'S GETTING BIGGER LADS

>>67711207
yeah for most people it is

wow

>>67711166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg

Doing a self harm lads
lol

>>67711224
tru

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This is pathetic. Only beta males with low test would marry an asian woman

>>67711166
This makes me feel nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j84Z_4IPbHk

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>>67711181
After our previous encounter I can only wish bad things upon you.

>>67711219
hate the way "the man" is forcefully pushing the absolute shittest parts of american culture upon us

and us brits being the fucking plebs that we are lap it right up

I've seen the janny delete new British /brit/ threads and allow new JF /brit/ threads several times now

What's his deal?

>>67711139
>ignoring a north america consisting of native american tribes becasue i give credence to a declining european regional idenitty.
>>67711117
>>67711086
sort of like the original area of extant languages + some revivalism and alternative history chucked in.

it's a bit of a mishmash and is definitely not consistent, but it looks pretty and is based off actual linguistic maps rather than purely political claims over land.

>>67711272
shes not even a pretty asian

dude played himself

TRIGGER ARTICLE 50 WHEN

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>>67711207
Not a brit but I usually do bicycle (mostly alone though) the week-end

It's a bit rainy here these days however.

>>67711154
You forced my hand

thanks god i am not white

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>>67711224
How do I gain the robbie rotten aesthetic /fit/?

hope the tsunami swings down and crashes into tokyo so I can go to japan as one of those aid people and raids peoples houses and save jap qts

>>67711207
No obviously not.

We have the highlands, Pennines, Lake District etc.

The problem with people like that are that they complain, but they're the same people who won't make use of everything at their doorstep here, so almost definitely wouldn't make use of the things available in America either.

>>67711246
just flown my dismembered testes first class to onahama

>>67711224
The classics are better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR9wuZDQzRo

>>67711336
me too and i hope they will reward me with sex

>>67711316
only white Mexicans can afford internet access

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you know what kind of toot i am looking for

>>67711267
bet its some pathetic little scratch

don't even want to hear about it unless its some full on laceration gushing blood all over the show

>>67711272
can you imagine the type of fucking gobshite you'd have to be to hike up mt kenya and propose to your asian gf just to get some upboats on leddit

absolutely pathetic

Watching The Babadook

FUCK this film. the only horror film that actually scares me

>>67711224
wouldn't mind a go on that girl in pink

>the Philippines is the 3rd most at risk country of a natural disaster
>Bangladesh is 5th
that's a lot of potential dead people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_natural_disaster_risk

>>67711224
https://youtu.be/lhGwrtffFK4

>>67711284
Ye Janny be nay but a oaf and bears an almighty resemblance to some large flatulent cretin

>>67711224
>>67711263
>>67711275
Why are you all trying to hurt me more?

>>67711387
It made me cry of fear, I'm such a little bitch

You lads doing anything for Thanksgiving?

>>67711211
really gets the neurones firing

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>japs hate trump en masse
>another earthquake and tsunami happens

>>67711309
March 2017

had 1 lindt

>>67711283

Apple et al charge the british and the aussies way more than any other countries for the same new gadgets, yet still have the same market dominance here, this proves that we are actually more prone to consumerism than americans.

>>67711428
that's why our presidente invited trump

>>67711338
>highlands, Pennines, Lake District etc.

>rainy grassy miserable fields and hills
>good

i'm not fucking driivng to the scottish highlands to be cold and wet lad.

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>>67710991
Fixed that for you

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>>67711415
Sorry

>>67711431
court said no though

>>67711423
I heard americans don't celebrate thanksgiving is this true?

>>67711422
it fucks you psychologically unlike other horror films which rely on jump scares

>>67711207

England is a smaller area than Iowa but has more than 18 times it's population

there's literally no nature there. it's all developed or farmland

>>67711387
are you literally 15

>>67711478
Court just said parliament has to pass it

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>>67711403
>that's a lot of potential dead people

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>post controversial opinion on /tv/
>check the thread 5 minutes later
>8 replies
>first one is negative
>close thread

>>67711470
why do you want all those innu people

newfoundland is the only clay you need

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how did Natalie portmans boobs get so much bigger?

>>67711486
Shame about that ending, though.

>>67711211
How did they heat these houses?

>>67711461
and
>>67710894

as well

>>67711410
those lads look they are having a right laugh

>>67711470
fuck off from british clay

>>67711515
plastic amalgam

>>67711351
>tfw horfði á þetta allan tímann sem krakki

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>>67711403
>UK
>3.71%

wish we had to deal with natural disasters, we never get earthquakes, hurricanes, blizzards, tsunamis, droughts or any of that shit

I guess we are just truly the best island in the world

can't sleep lads
maybe I should go to bed

>>67711498
director of the exorcist said it was the scariest film he's ever seen

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>>67711534
don't think so
she got pregnant but its nuts how much bigger they got.

pretty mad that humans have designed objects that are 800 feet high and weigh about 50,000 tons that can do a little dance during a mag 9 quake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB2jgJJG2is

>>67711483
We don't "celebrate"

We honor the brave Englishmen and women who died of starvation after making their way across the Atlantic to start a new life in this God forsaken, heathen infested hellhole they called New England

dolan trunk

klukkan er lumma

>>67711512
>>67711512
Lebensraum

>>67711548
>>67711548
this is pretty cool

sailors came upon an underwater volcano and then an island being formed from it

http://imgur.com/a/wHWme

>>67711548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

feel so much better after my shit
now treating myself to a sandwich and pack of go ahead biscuits before bed
thoughts?

>>67711577
*does a little dance*

>>67711568
>the exorcist

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>>67711403
>2011 2.57%
>2012 3.18%

feminism is worse than cancer if you really think about it

>>67711515

that's all down to the bra

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>tfw to intelligent for Black Friday

>>67711498
are you 12? fuck off twat

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Goodnight lads and especially Iceland

>>67711577
how does that work

#trumpeffect

>>67711512
lebebnsraum

>>67711548

I felt a mag 3.5 earthquake in manchester in 2002

and one in early 2008, think the epicentre of that was in the midlands somewhere

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>>67711280
take that back

>>67711654
Good night x

>>67711626
cya mate

>>67711580
oh right I just didn't think you guys had thanksgiving in America is all

>>67710995
Hardly. Still worth far less than what it was pre kekxit

expect an even bigger drop when they leave the eu

its all ogre now

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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

>>67711654
góða nótt

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>>67711403
>>67711541
>USA only 0.28% more at risk

That country always has fucking hurricanes, earthquakes, tornados, blizzards etc. Here it just floods a bit.

>>67711630
alri milo

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Tempus fugit :D :DDD

>>67711726
What's funny about it?

>>67711650
can't even fathom how a male over the age of 18 can find films genuinely "scary"

sort it out you spineless runt

the so-called 'man who walks the walk'

>>67711410

Hello

>>67711740
>iceland is 1.55%
>country is basically a large volcano

>>67711387
it's a literal 6/10 movie

fuck them fedora faggots on rotten

Love technology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohKqE_mwMmo

>>67711740
but their population is super spread out
you can have a tsunami hit Florida and it would sunshine and rainbows in North Carolina

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>>67711688
Nah mate, you're done for.

I've found Talos, lads

>>67711681
>I felt a mag 3.5 earthquake in manchester in 2002

I remember those earthquakes. They were surreal

lads

look

http://www.strawpoll.me/11704585

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>>67711740
>Ireland: 4.69%
>more dangerous than Australia, Samoa, USA etc.

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>>67711740
yea I don't get this ranking
the USA gets tornadoes every single year and has both a major fault line waiting to burst and a massive supervolcano also wanting to burst.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479100743833.webm

gimmick idea: use a secure tripcode when nobody wants you to

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>he doesn't live in the US

Genuinely feel bad for you desu.

>>67711819
*puts a bag over your head*

>>67711790
Hi.

>>67711841
well it is home to the Irish

>>67711820
*Reports you to the Thalmor*

>>67711842
>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479100743833.webm
that's a terrifying sound

Why is everyone scared of Marine Le Pen?

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>>67711403
tfw african tier

>>67711872
*stares at you*
*stares at my drink*
s-s-sooooo....

>>67711842
got scared at the end of that webm :X

>>67710881
>gurdjieff
Why? How does he related to uk?

>>67711667

tuned mass dampers and flexible foundations

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>>67711848
>not living in USA 2.0

Yankind Redefined

>>67711848
new england looks comfy as fuck, wish i could visit that place

>>67711900
the laboured yank breathing or the tornado?

>>67711911
*spits out my drink*
*it lands in the ocean which causes netherlands to flood*

oops haha sorry about that

>Klinsmann sacked by USA

Too bad England just signed Southgate hahaha

>>67711901
She wants to gas the jews

>>67711901
Economic program is laughable

the intro to "who are you" by the Who is tight as fuck

i really hate the *action* gimmick

so fucking pathetic, grow up.

>>67711911
bye lol

>>67711990
*grows up*

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>>67711918
Be careful with that shit.
t. Monthly related incident encounterer

*sucks a penis*

>>67711403
the only natural disaster thats ever occurred here is my life

>>67711950
both

hope the netherlands suffer a natural dissaster soon

>>67711957
"flees to Canada"
"moves in with you"
Canada looks really beautifull

190kg virgin telling people to grow up

pmsl

>grow up he says
>190kg faggot telling other people to grow up
HAHAHAHAHAHA

hi my name is-

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>>67711819
quiet. You don't know what you're getting yourself into, starting shit with me.

>middle east countries all at very low risk
guess they're disastrous enough as it is

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>>67711848
I'd if it hadn't shitty work laws and almost zero public services

>he doesn't live in France

>>67711844
alri 190kg masterrunt?

>>67711965
no use. he's a bloody foreigner anyway

i really hate 190cm master race !!0fFMSfJHLfv

so fucking pathetic, grow up.

are we all doing names now then

>>67711990
*pays no attention to this 'post*

*walks away and talks to somebody else*

>>67711932
would like to agree with this but 4chan made me hate canadians (sorry). Maybe try behave yourself for a few years and earn your respect back

>>67711842
>the Tornadoes are taking over

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479100902291.webm

has anyone ever seen a tornado before?
we get small ones here but they don't cause much damage
I've seen one HUGE one in the US before though
we had to hide under a bridge while it passed just in front of us.

>>67712038
dolan trunk

pirates...

post toot

wow

>>67711920
go to bed

>>67712040
really gay post mate

>>67712040
>>67711957
Now kiss

>>67712101
Ah yes, because Woy and Senior Sellout lead Ingerland to all of those trophies

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>>67711842
didn't need that webm
REALLY DIDN'T NEED THAT WEBM

>>67712110
yea we get small ones too
really rare but still happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXGP0vpR6zM

roller

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>>67712126
ok bye now

>>67712092
i cant speak french

>offers an opinion
>gets harassed and flamed

hmm ok

mental that this is a regular occurrence in America.
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1479101777174.webm
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1479102403055.webm

going to be lads goodnight

>>67711925

the video of the mindless mobs of people fighting over products they don't really desire, it illustrates his idea of the automaton who lives his life in waking sleep, not truly conscious, just programmed and conditioned by society.

quietly and happily clicking my mouse

>>67712214
who hurt you

>>67712212
You speak Spanish, it's close enough heh

i rather enjoy being bummed

morning lads

>>67712155
I was being sarcastic. English FA are monumentally stupid

>>67711842
IS HE DEAD ?

**VERY IMPORTANT POST**

>>67712110
despite living in Tornado Alley in Texas for almost 5 years, never saw a single tornado
the area I lived in did have tornado warnings, but never had a tornado touch down near me

>is a virgin
>thinks his opinion matters

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WHO LET THE MOGGS OUT? [WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO?!]
WHO LET THE MOGGS OUT? [WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO?!]
WHO LET THE MOGGS OUT? [[WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO?!]

>>67712188
england gets more tornadoes per year than the USA

look it up

>>67712214
i know you've managed to convince yourself that our universal dislike of you means we "care" about you and you derive some satisfaction from that because you are a sad little cunt. but we don't. really you just need to fuck off for good.

I hope no one realises I'm lying about being 190cm

Whenever a yank says 'first family' I hear 'royal family' . is there really any difference

>>67712257
um its 11:12 pm

>>67712307
prolly

>it's a he's still a virgin episode

why does the channel keep replaying this episode?

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>>67712110
why don't they invent a big hoover to overpower the tornado

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>>67712073
I chipped my mug because of you and that makes me fairly upset

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time for bed

>>67712215
what a pussy hahah
I could heem ANY rotating column of air that's within 100 miles of me

going to visit tornado alley and close a tornado bunker door on my bollocks as one passes overhead

>>67712273
his wife died when it hit

finished my sandwich and biscuits
going bed now
thoughts?

>>67712288
Good post

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https://youtu.be/eER-kApPOLM

spooky af t b h

>>67712297
how come we don't know about them then?

>>67712337
really though?

>>67712366
Well shit.

Should've gotten to safety instead of standing there filming it like a gorp.

>virginity status unchanged
>wonders why it keeps coming up

>>67712324
umm it's 9:14am in relevant timezones

>>67712399
dunno

We don't have a royal family here so idk what they're like

>>67712361
I'm going to go to tornado alley and tie some rope to my bollocks and then the other end to a concrete post just before it pulls me away

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>>67712341
I hope it falls into your tea, you swallow it and choke to death

>>67712367
*dribbles whilst entranced in a lifeless stare*

>>67712415
can almost cover your average Icelander

>>67712388
sounds like me when doing a poo

You know I'm not a virgin m8

>>67712437
want to split airbnb?

>>67712415
I'm taller than that
Are asian manlets scared of a bit of water?
really makes you think

>>67712389
They are very small and basically insignficant, but still technically tornadoes while the yank ones actually do damage

but for the banter I will make the observation that yanks are pussies because they get scared by a little bit of wind

>>67712430
they're like that

>>67712450
I am far from the average

I'm an anomaly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKaJ4b0XYmI

>Listens
>Gets goose bumps

love you fellow brit and commonwealth lads

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Here lads, what's a better spot for a lads weekend, Edinburgh or Glasgow?

Also, how easy it to get cocaine and/or MDMA in either city?

We all know you're a virgin m9

Only been up for 4 hours so far today

>>67712476
yeah sure
pick a place and I'll send you my half through paypal

>virgin does the "I-I'm not a v-virgin I s-s-swear!" routine

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>>67712439
Yeah, me too.

>>67712215
what a shit name

business idea: Enoch for proym ministah

>>67712497
like what?

>67712471
>190cm

yes you are. its pretty common knowledge desu

a good 2 hours

>>67712485
the red arrow means that the tide level is rising

>>67712471
says who? you?

lol pull the other one you virgin

>>67712415
I could jump over that 2bh

>>67712501
Edinburgh

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>67712501
edinburgh is full of english ponces

>>67712501
Anthony Bourdain went to Glasgow for his show a few seasons back

He says it's dope af

>>67711403
>australia: 4.51%

yewww tough bois

>>67712543
yeah