/brit/:

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Reminder that 4chan is an adult site

RIP /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F8HwVcqH8g

I have schizophrenia so I'm not legally allowed to drive unless I take drugs

Kinda glad I moved to Australia now. This investigatory powers bill and the snoopers charter inside it scare the fuck out of me.

Not because I think May is going to use it to spy on people who actually aren't criminals or doing anything dodgy (like me) but because eventually, down the line, in the wonderful world we live in, someone will be voted into power who will use it against normal people, against law abiding people, against your average bloke.

That's gunna be a fun day.

the custodian

>>67708467
lmao

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>>67708319
absolute state of the labour party

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fucks sake lads

i got a £20 refund for KF2 which I bought march last year but accidentally put the money in my steam wallet rather than my bank account

it's as good as useless now

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>>67708397
God Save the Queen tbqh

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the gaof

If you are an able driver, you're stupid. Simple as that. Only runts can comprehend other runts

I would vote Labour if it weren't so left-wing and socialist.

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>tranny on university challenge

gutted I was never around when spiting image was big

feel like I missed out on something incredible

just got this nice new degree in economics

what should i do with it

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me on the right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRvonhV-0o0

absolutely HOWLING

>>67708492
if you get pulled over you're fucked though because virtually every single insurance provider says your insurance is invalid if you don't have an MOT
you're even more fucked if you don't have an MOT because you got into an accident without insurance

>>67708494
why is the labor party pro immigration if immigration makes it easy for companies to replace workers with cheap foreigners? why is it called "labor"?

>why yes I'm totally fine with getting into a metal box attached to an engine and going at a high speed with other people in metal boxes attached to their own engines also going at high speeds

>1596 cc

Lying cunt has a 1.6 badge on the back.

That said, MOT isn't due until January thank fuck

>>67708578
some economics

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>>67708464

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>>67708464
absolutely howling

>tfw got called short today
I am literally 5'10. Since when is that short? it's tall if anything

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>>67708491
naw it looks sick
I love 40s hairstyles

besides I lift, have a gf and a handsome face so I don't see what the big deal is, I just never know what to do with my hair

end up with just a lazy surfer look all the time because of how my hair naturally is.

>>67708578
stop china from taking over the world

>>67708609
not many people can do what i do

taking co-codamol and diazepam

>>67708580
oh my boooyyyyyyyy

>>67708590
They're pro-cheap Labor, tbqh

>>67708578
educate posters on brit

>>67708464
make satire great again

>>67708623
no

the government put growth hormones in something so most young people are over 6 foot these days
anything under 6ft is tiny

>>67708588
I was told that if I smashed into somebody with no MOT my insurance would just void it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qFKnGD2q4I&feature=youtu.be

live stream of the 'nami fucking up japan, lads

>>67708623
The average white male adult height is now 6'4

>>67708397
Me and the lads were trying to pull a stuck hilux with a broken clutch with a bungee cord.
It snapped and went through the rear window.
Pretty ebin

love the 'drugs should be banned' line of trolling.

>>67708467

which symptoms made you want to seek help

VITALLY important that you answer this lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/11704444
http://www.strawpoll.me/11704444
http://www.strawpoll.me/11704444
http://www.strawpoll.me/11704444
http://www.strawpoll.me/11704444

>>67708623
when will you learn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11OQbk2uEY0

>>67708464
Ah yes, the famous British banter.

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mainstream media

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>>67708464
>lets nationalise something and then privatise it back again
>can we tony can we can we can we

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>>67708706
>tfw 6'1 king of manlets

>>67708698
who has no MOT, you or the person you hit?

>>67708704

this is amazing footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldsWIf2OSYQ

>>67708588
You're an idiot. No police officer is going to stop you and say "hey look your MOT is expired that means your insurance is invalid too". Do you have any idea how many people get tickets for expired MOT every single day?

>A situation where a driver had an accident, was at fault and caused significant damage to properties will have their vehicle assessed for roadworthiness at the point before the accident. A valid MOT is limited in relevance as a vehicle can of course be unroadworthy even with a valid MOT test certificate.

http://www.drivingtesttips.biz/no-mot-invalid-insurance.html

>Essentially it’s whether the vehicle was roadworthy directly before the accident and is based on evidence obtained by the police and a conclusion reached by the insurance claims assessor. This can also include statements taken from witnesses, engineer reports and other evidence obtained from the claims investigation if necessary.

MOTs are irrelevant (regardless of what the insurance company claims) because all an MOT does is guarantee roadworthines on the day of the test. There are shitloads of cars out there inb dangerous states of disrepair with valid MOTs

>>67708727
being evicted from flat spracklen house dukes place marlow buckinghamshir emy rented flat sjce

>>67708764
>tfw 5'11" and now God Emperor of the manlets

Why does Poseidon seem to hate island countries?

>>67708753
it is actually

>>67708704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3p0V2gS8S8
....nami

>>67708592
I dont see the problem here

>>67708772
me

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>>67708706
>tilfinningin þegar 190

People who couldn't drive:
>Einstein
>Isaac Newton
>Galileo

think i am going to use my economic degrees as a stepping stone into artificial intelligence

i am great at dissecting the hivemind

>>67708842
And Jesus Christ.

Rlly makes you think

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L O N D O N

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>>67708842
neurons in meltdown

>>67708706
maybe if you count the elderly

average white male height for 18-25 year olds is 6'6

People who couldn't drive:
>Henri Paul

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>>67708842

>>67708827
some insurers have clauses in their T&C's that say if you don't have an MOT, your insurance is invalid

Is Icelad really that smol

Tell me about her /brit/

Essex mentioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1l1XGiXgo0

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>partitioning the hivemind
engage counter divide and conquer tactics

>>67708727
my mum dragged me into my GP's office because I was a textbook schizophrenic

need a tiny wisecracking north atlantic bf

>>67708934
He's 165cm

I have a doctorate from a Russell Group university and I am working towards another doctorate after getting a scholarship from the Fortune 250 company I work for. I speak 4 languages and that doesn't even include English.

I have never even held a provisional licence.

*releases a genophage on Africa

>>67708940
about who

>>67709003
adorable

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>the greatest minds the world has ever seen could not drive
>Some people here unironically spent time and money learning to do it

>>67709010
>live in britain
>can't speak english
mong

>>67708940
she's chinese, low maintenance, sarcastic, slightly lonely, and plays lots of video games

we've only been dating for a couple of weeks though

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>it's 10pm already
>i've been awake for 6 hours

>>67708934
Which one, me or the other lad?
>>67708983
Why hello there

>>67709003
Hey woah. Hold your horses

It's actually 166

https://youtu.be/akVtyLzGgDk


*sends for you and your marge in a hot 64*

>>67708757
>hello mate, the ESS JAY DUBBELYOOS calcified me in this THOUGHT PRISON with their FLUORIDATED WOTTER, could you give me a hand?

Jeremy, Gerrards died of flu.

>>67709042
so smart people are poor
really makes you think

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>>67708805

>>67709054
you have me 2 yous

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/
FUKUSHIMA TSUNAMI ENGLISH LIVE

>>67709057
Step aside for the 178 giant

>>67709047
Sounds like you've given up on life

>>67708940
she won't go out with me
quite a predicament i'm in, as you can see

>he needs some ex-dinnerlady in her financed fiat punto to teach him how to drive
>he didn't go out with his dad and pass his test after only 10 """""lessons"""""

ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahah

>The greatest minds of our time were all left wing

really makes you think

What cards do you carry in your wallets lads?

>Driving licence
>Debit card
>Blood donor card
>Union membership card
>Labour Party membership card
>Taste card

>>67709042
Buswanker loves his bus

>>67709104
not quite

feel pretty great actually haha

>>67709123
>ex-dinnerlady in her financed fiat punto
lmao

>>67709103
>Step aside
Don't need to. It's not like I take up much space

>>67709094
shan't be clicking this

>>67709073
got the ableton 9.7 demo
could i possibly get a link to a crack?
im really out of my depth (tsunami joke)

>>67708940
she lost an election because of the electoral college but won the popular vote

im still with her though

>>67709140
Debit Card
Credit Card
Gym Card
Library card

That is all I have.

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>>67709010
>he's over 25
>he can't drive

All your fancy bits of paper won't help when your laughed out of any interview for not having a plastic card that lets you drive.

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*snibs your snab*

>>67709138
The greatest minds of our time have no time to be worrying about trivial things like politics

>>67708623
You aren't by any chance in Manchester are you? I called a guy on my college course short today.

whatever happened to all the tripwankers on /brit/? there were loads at one point and now there are none

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>>67708975

>tfw nobody to help me

>>67709140
>Driver's license
>Outdoor card
>Healthcare card
>Credit card
>Debit card
>library card

>>67709092
K, come over here then

>>67709057
>>67709103
>Allir þessir dvergar

Oj

>>67709123
I knew someone who went out with his dad because he was so confident he would pass first time

He took his theory 3 times and driving test 5 times.

You don't take lessons to learn to drive, you take lessons to learn how to pass the test

>>67709140
debit card
student ID
Driving License
Nandos loyalty card

>>67709161
Ahhahahahahahah

how can gay guys put their willy where poo comes from????

>tfw walk wanker
>tfw dont know how to order a bus ticket

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>>67709140
over 9000 loyalty cards

>>67709161
above average post

>>67709140
>University ID
>Driver's License
>Debit Card
>Some coupons
>Metro Card

>>67709096

crazy world we live in when people actually listen to that drag queen nonce in the vatican

>>67709175
bing "ableton authorize.auz"

>>67709249
All homos have a scat fetish

>>67709234
no, you take lessons to learn how to drive

>>67709094
bit boring like

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>>67708940

>>67709205
It's the same across /int/
Almost all the tripfags are gone
Riley came back day begore yesterday, and M. Westmount is common in /fr/, but that's it.

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>crazy world we live in when people actually listen to that drag queen nonce in the vatican

>oyster card
>mosque card
>autism card
t. greater london

>>67709140
>Debit card
>Driving licence
>Rail card
>Nectar card
>AA card
>Blood donor card
>another debit card that can be used as an ID in some places
>NUS card
>university ID

>>67709249
We clean it up
How can breeeder put their willy where babies come from ???

>>67709140
>drivers licence
>debit card
>student union id
>car club of akureyri membership card
>vouchers for free burgers and coke

>>67709234
wicked story mate, I know it's getting late in the day but you reckon you got time to tell that one again?

>>67709297

>NUS card

rasheed

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the so called gf

>>67709061
is this the sort of thing the runts listen to these days? good grief

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>>67709293
Heresy

>pants
FOY

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Blokes.

>>67709321
We spread a debilitating disease known as "pregnancy", complete with a parasite known as a "child" that lasts at least 18 years.

local pof search looking depressing

>>67709341
only have it because I get 10% off co-op
won't be renewing it and will be advising younger siblings to not get one

>>67709321
but if the girl hasn't had children yet then babies don't come from there

but pretty much every arse has had poo come from it

>>67709333
Kristinn, is that you? how is it in VMA?

reminder that devon spends his days bossing around teenagers as the manager of the tiverton mcodnlads and his evenings bossing around teenagerd as the janitor of 4chan

>>67708940
He's having exams and I can't see him :(

>>67709140
>driving licence
>id card
>credit card
>student card
>carrefour loyalty card
>car's paper

>>67709375
Try a national one it's even worse

>>67709140
driving licence
clubcard
donor card
nino card
debit card
work id
rac membership card
expired EU health insurance card

>>67709140
>Full UK driving license
>British Airways American Express
>Halifax current account debit card
>LLoyds British Airways credit card
>Business card belonging to a recruitment consultant in Mason-Frank International.
>Top Golf Adult membership card.

>>67709396
this is correct

>>67709140
drivers license
health card
credit cart
debit card
mcdonalds free coffee sticker card
transit card
outdoors card (fishing and hunting license)
boating license
discount card from my work

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>tfw you get pulled over by the coppers and admit to having a "few pints" so they breathalise you and you pass and avoid getting the drug mouth swab and banned

remembers lads if you're smoking weed and driving always have a few beers too that way the coppers might just give you the breath test. also smoke a cigarette or wind down the window for fuck's sake

>>67709249
Tbh ive fucked both guys and girls in the ass and never had a poop incident

>>67709140
>Driver's license
>Debit card
>Diver's license

>literal happenings in japan
>go to /news/
>one thread with three replies

>donor card
ah yes, enjoy your organs and blood being used in elite illuminati rituals

business idea: /brit/ house party

>>67709267
not sure im intelligent enough for this
all the results are for 9.6 or before

>>67709396
Christ
the absolute STATE of the English County formally known as Devonshire

>>67709412
>revealing status

TERMINATE HIM

>>67709447
couldn't care mate

>>67709391
Nope
I actuallt met him once tho lmao he sure does look like pothead

>>67709321
babies aren't disgusting like shit

every gay guy has to douch before sex or poo goes everywhere. you shouldn't need a clearer indication that your sexuality is just wrong

>>67709396
at least he has a job

>>67709365
That's a rather sad way to look at family

>>67709384
Well then there's blood and pee
You just clean it up mate

>>67709482
FONT

Failed all my 100 level courses but got all As on my 400+ courses. What does this say about me?

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>>67709364
N-NANI??

>>67709419
in canada if you admit to drinking anything its an automatic fine and demerits at best.

>>67709459
just use 9.6 then, 9.7 is hardly different unless you have a push controller

normies are vile creatures

>>67709481
do you really think that gay men will have bum sex without douching beforehand?

>>67709094
ah yes
the so-called "tsunami"

>>67709484
I was just kidding tbqh

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>>67709348
Looks a lot like mine right now

>>67709484
piss comes from a different hole you virgin

stop making excuses for being a disgusting cack poaching poof

>Sticking your willy into baby's houses
Nonces

>>67709533
I agree

t. normie

>>67709509
That you live in a country with a bad education system, or that there is hope

*house beats start playing*

>provisional drivers licence
>debit card
>credit card
>provisional drivers licence
>waitrose card

+ work ID around my neck in which I look quite attractive

>>67708397
Want to die but don't lads haha

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>normies are vile creatures

>>67709518
well here it's either you fail or you pass. even if you're literally a tiny bit under the limit you're fine. you could admit to having 4 beers to a policeman and as long as you pass the breath test you're good to go. and this applies to everyone from 17 upwards

>>67709094
>90cm tsunami
maybe if asians weren't such manlets they wouldn't be scared

>>67709528
putting my trust in you
if this goes tits up therell be hell to pay dont forget that
i know what threads you go to

>>67709575
how many provisionals do you need LOL

>>67709458
it would just be like this

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478882065294.webm

>>67709590
me on the sofa

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enjoying labour as the official party of cyberpunk

tried and failed to wank twice today

in the morning and just a bit ago

destined to be a failure 2bh

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>normies are vile creatures

>>67709542
Don't know how you reached this conclusion.

Some obviously do. the disgusting ones.

But the fact that they need to before they can have sex proves that they shouldn't be doing it that way.

the vagina on the other hand is self cleaning.

>>67709612
wrote it twice mistakenly

>>67709575
posh cunt

>>67709590
>>67709635

go back to listening to the latest Sia tune you disgraced runt

>>67709560
>Hann er ekki að halda uppi fæðingartíðninni
>>67709480
Ertu að segja mér að það séu tveir Akureyringar á /int/?

>>67709446
/news/ is still going? Is that one nigger trying to copy Riley but makes his pasta about whites still shitting up the board?

>>67709610
ave doon et meself with naw troubles

>>67709575
>>debit card
>>credit card
Those are separate things ?

>>67709560
>tfw no cute Nordic bf

>>67709634
how do you fail a wank?

>>67709140
debit cards
organ donor card
AA card (not alcoholics anonymous, the other AA)
driving license
AMORC membership card
a loyalty card

>>67709590
hahahaha he has a minecraft pickaxe

OFFICIAL THREAD SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0i83yhQk8M

>>67709640
>the vagina on the other hand is self cleaning.
umm no sweetie xoxo

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>go back to listening to the latest Sia tune you disgraced runt

>>67709653
go soft before I spaff innit

>>67709626
Ah yes, phasing out labour...

>>67709641
could have tried to make a joke or insult me or something

Dropped your gay car mate

>>67709647
Yeah senpai

>>67709642
small willy
>>67709652
one lets you spent money you have, one lets you spend money you don't have

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>>67709515
n-nanda kore

done about 5 poos today lads

3v3 me bruv

>>67709694
twat

>all these people who can't drive

http://www.strawpoll.me/11704585

http://www.strawpoll.me/11704585

http://www.strawpoll.me/11704585

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>Dropped your gay car mate

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>water cooling system in Fukushima Daiichi power plant isn't working

>>67709701
Funny how that's almost unheard of in frogland
And we call a debit card or "blue card" or a "carte de crédit"

>>67709626
He was the chosen one

>>67709694
scouser
>>96

>>67709723
is your tummy sore?

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Good morning.
tea time now.

>>67709647
Ég skal halda uppi fæðingartíðninni þegar ég finn risastóra konu

>>67709752
>10000x10000
hard drive on meltdown

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ate some dodgy meat that came in a can and will probably die shortly

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>>67709713
What? I don't speak that gay language. Speak English!

>>67709752
haha I almost clicked that

don't want chrome to die

>>67709786
yeah feels shit

>>67709766
not funny at all

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>>67709752
squealing

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>fagbug

pic related times infinity

>>67709752
gagging with laughter

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>>67709752
DAI ICHI NO BAKUDAN

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>>67709780
>>67709740
t-thanks

>>67709814
Ebaviisakas, lad.

I hope you lads know that loyalty cards are just schemes to collect personal info on you which they can then sell to third parties

Just caught the fagbug, lads

*Coughs queerly*

>>67709752
this image loaded instantly

dropped me gay card

>>67709795
English tea>Japanese tea

>>67709752
it's Fukushima Diani

>>67709700
Djöfullinn, þið eruð alls staðar
>>67709797
Hví ekki margar litlar konur?

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Why haven't you lads joined the YPG to fight ISIS yet? scared?

>loyalty cards
Hmmmmmmm

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shall be opening this

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>>67709861
You've done it now mate

now you're fucked

>>67709870
I know that 100%

>>67709898
>putting milk/cream in your tea like an animal

>3v3 me bro
OK.

>>67709907
I will if I ever get to a point in my life where I have nothing to lose

Got the best taste in music out of everyone in this thread

>>67709902
>>67709797
>>67709647
none of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGgN-uk5o9w

lads i fucking love this man

>>67709907
me at the back on the right

>>67709876
t. Páll Óskar

willies?

yeah alright

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

Any /bleep/ man in?

are normies actually conscious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW2kBmkAk9I

>>67709870
We don't have them here, probably because parties only really matter when you vote in primaries.

>tsunami feed cut out
worry?

>>67709902
>Hví ekki margar litlar konur?
Á ég að fylla Ísland af fleyri dvergum?

>>67709907
>lenin_lover69

>>67709907
because they are commies and kurds are scum
would rather join some christian militia

>>67709830
My grandma got tricked into using one, had almost 50 000€ in outstanding payment (including taxs)

Courts told the bank to go fuck itself because she already gave them tons of money, and it was basically a scam

The rest of the payment was much less important and got extended over 20 years, with all interests removed.

God bless the Republic

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>>67709919
What are you going to do about it, mate?

>>67709913
>tfw just have them to shut up the cashiers

>>67709898
Yes, you're right!!!!

>>67709977
The tsunami awoke Godzilla from it's slumber

>>67709974
i think they just about qualify
....just

ahh yes, jf spamming anime and /pol/ shitters

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on the bus

>>67709766
We say "débit"

>>67709962
ok lad
I'll stick to english
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

>>67709974
Ahh yes, capitalism

>>67709939
> not putting milk/cream in your team like an actual feral beast

>>67709975

I'm talking about customer loyalty cards boyo

Am I the only white Brit that drinks his tea black?

Earl Grey or Ceylon, no milk, no sugar, no cream

>>67709907
Because I'm more useful alive and Manuel will think I'm an ISIS fighter.

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>>67710000
You'll see, idiot!

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the epicentre is right next to Fukushima Daiichi, fucking hell

>Realise my life is fucking terrible
>Buy a book and start reading and forget my troubles

wew, that was a close one again

>>67709962
Drullaðu þér Pakíinn þinn

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>We say "débit"

>>67709996
your grandma was a stupid old bint who deserved to have her house repossessed

>>67710033
>Am I the only white Brit that drinks his tea black?
no, because you're not white

>>67710045
nerd

taking the laptop with me to provide live coverage of the my toilet tsunami of 2016 as i deploy a shit or two

>>67710042
my house is on the farthest 1 to the left

im fucked

>>67710029
I am quite the spacker aren't I? I thought they carried cards to designate party affiliation with stuff like a "card-carrying" member of a party.

>>67709974

God I just fucking hate people like this.

>MUST GET THE TV FOR 10% CHEAPER LET ME FIGHT WITH EVERYBODY YES

>>67710012
your sarcasm has been duly noted

well shit lads

i'm going to be a father

>>67708397
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38051593

They literally showed jurors pictures of his cupboard full of baked beans as evidence somehow

>>67709974
*Americans*

Yanks have it figured out actually
the rich can buy whatever they want when they want

the poor can get what they want but they have to fight for it on special days for our amusement.

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>>67710052
Québecois are not for bullying

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>67710042
will the anime be safe?

got the best hearing in food out of everyone in this thread

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>normies are going to suffer crush and trampling injuries trying to grab shitty discount TVs during a carbon copy of a yank tradition

not going to kill myself because I think whatevers next is going to be way worse and I'm not enough of a moron to just give and pretend it's just nothingness

>>67709974
not really fair to blame the customers. they want bargains and will fight for it so what.

the shops are responsible for the organisation.

at any other time if they faced this level of demand they would know how to handle it.

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>your grandma was a stupid old bint who deserved to have her house repossessed

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>>67710029
>boyo

Maritimer?

if I lived in japam i would go lie down on the beach right now

Imagine living near the pacific ocean.
In fact
Imagine living near an active natural disaster hotspot

this is why europe's so great
the earth generally isn't trying to kill us

>>67710113
hopefully

NIPS ARE SUFFERING THE TRUMP EFFECT RIGHT NOW!!!

>>67710112
where's the reddit flag?

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>>67710018
I am both an anime shitposter, AND from /pol/

>>67709185
absolutely top tier post. Have a (you)

>that translator engrish
horry shito

>>67710120
>tfw I work retail and have to work black friday

fuck shit stupid yank meme
it wasn't even a thing 5 years ago here

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>>67710041
FUCK YOU MAN, YOU ACTUALLY DID IT.
IM MAD.

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>where's the reddit flag?

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>>67710108
Merci

dumb pirate frogposters
fucking kill yourselves scumbags

>>67710059
>your grandma was a stupid old bint
She still is, actually. She's not even 70 and she still needs our almost constant attention.

But she was good at her job, at least.

>>67710033

I do

I keep telling these lads to try it out. I used to take a lot of sugar in my tea, but once you adjust to plain tea it's actually a better taste. you can actually tell the quality of the leaves too

pirate fedora poster is based