/brit/

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r Alex

/fr/

pooing

>>67701365
excellent post

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op7fRsvWowA

>>67701262
i know you fat yank, the meme is that 'social' media wasn't around yet and therefore the socialisation among normies didnt exist online, creating the illusion that the internet was different to real life (unlike now where they're so mixed together that a fucking online cartoon frog influences presidential elections)

forums were (and still are) completely different from the shite you see on facebook and twitter.

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I discovered 4chan when I was 15 but I didn't post until I was 18 because it's against the rules desu.

>>67701220
My dad was on the internet in the 90s, when it was just anonymous chat rooms.

Used to pick up French birds and chatting in a group of about 70, spent days on end shitposting in his divorcee flat on his own

Found out about this when I told him about 4chan once expecting him to laugh and call me a sad case but he just said "yeah I know how it is when you find a group online".

Like to think I'm continuing his legacy by posting here.

>>67701443
what do they all find so funny

SCREAMING

>>67701321
Extremely comfy tb h

Haven't eaten anything all day, my belly feels empty and my mind sharp.

Think i might be developing a starvation addiction.

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you?utm_term=.ug6oD62Q7#.ej3B9MeYO

How privileged are you lads? I got a 61/100 "quite privileged"

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Jezza

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgS2Ixmm01s&feature=youtu.be

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Awesome driving school

Should the internet have an age restriction or just mobile phones or tablets in general? I think it is a good law but company like Apple make too much money by selling to children

>>67701365
>couple of tomatoes go rotten
>millions of Irishmen die

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M35kYFXdn7E

Been listening to this for the last hour pondering how on earth anyone can consider this music

#deportwhites
#hangthequeen
#votelabour

>>67701538
hollering

Don't really understand some of the hate Yorkshire gets on here 2bh, from what I've gathered it seems like one of the better places in the UK

>>67701542
As much as I think kids should get off their phones so much I don't know if restricting muh freedoms further is the best way to go about it, but I can't think of another way desu. There's easy ways around it though desu.

>>67701566
Ah yes, the great tomato famine of 1945

lest we forget all those poor souls who went without red sauce for their chips

>>67701415
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478248659516.webm

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>"Dylan, I know you are a very naughty boy and I'm afraid you are on the naughty list."

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>>67701580
me on a guernica when this drops

I've just seen a Catholic. Not good.

>>67701617

t. Yorkshireman

>social media
fuck. off. normie. twats.

>>67701580
Pretty much any noise can be called music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFvxSUNNNt0

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Probably because you insult people you live with on twitter you dumb bint

>>67701580
hybris is particularly avant-garde, don't worry about it deano

>>67701614
is this twitter beef

>>67701634
>be so dependent on Red Sauce you move to America to get more

>>67701650
had garlic bread for din dins desu

Gonna try and start a fake trend to see if it catches on, any ideas?

>>67701643

such a hero

can u get done for ordering drugs off tor?

>>67701617
Out of what? Yorkshire and Yorkshire?

just cut my finger open with a knife accidentally lol

>>67701693
I thought lefties hated guns

>>67701716
I do it all the time. It's impossible to get caught.

>>67701696
Well it aint chicken la hahaha

>>67701521
I got 56 lol

hope everyone who works at buzzfeed dies

>>67701693
>live with weapons
I hope she was talking about her knockers because they LEEEEATHALL

>>67701365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0hD7IffTJs

>>67701716
>can you get done for doing something illegal

nah mate

where do i find girls willing settle for a runt like me?

bullshitting to a mate right this second

>>67701718
Compared to somewhere like Manchester or something, Yorkshire looks like the better place to live

>>67701734
Not sure if bad joke, bait or you're an idiot

>>67701617
thou's a good lad in't my books

>>67701521
40/100

wank quiz desu

>>67701617
Rasheed

http://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2016/11/uk-government-confirm-move-force-isps-blocking-adult-sites.html

i hate british politicians

Reminder that Tor is a honeypot and was created by the US government

>>67701521
68

>>67701693
/brit/ goes to uni but with more suicidal tendencies: the twitter account

>>67701767
All three

>>67701756
the diabetes ward
the facial reconstruction surgery waiting room

>>67701415
why is AJ such a hardcore Trumpfan anyway? does he not think Trump is going to continue poisoning the skies and sending everyone off to death camps and all that other shit??

>>67701693
Sara is an angel

I wouldn't bother with reading or responding to virgin posters as they really just arent knowledgable or experienced enough to talk about the real world.

If you can't have had sex with someone by now, clearly there is something a bit off with you

getting bullshitted by a mate right this second

>>67701750
i doubt any more than 4 people will bother watching this

well funny that you literally only get one shot at life and I was born an ugly ill-proportioned poor stupid mong hahahahaha

actually cry with laughter when I think about it

>>67701718
t. abdul in tower hamlets

*starts a fake trend*

>>67701786
The internet was created by the US Government you utter leaf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARPANET

>>67701711

blacking up, not as a racist gesture but one of solidarity

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>>67701746
>>67701775

You are less privileged than a paddy, How does this make you feel?

>>67701714
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>>67701819

>>67701521
>>67701746
>>67701788
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why do british politicians hate privacy? :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_2x6JmuaE

If you can listen to this and not feel anything, you are a confirmed paki and will be gassed in the inevitable race war

>>67701779
nice try paki

now back to bristol with you

>>67701804
I honestly have no idea
I think he just hates Clinton and the establishment so much

>>67701785
>falling for a hoax site
state of aussies

>>67701521
can't be arsed but I'm a white straight male so I'll get a high score

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>you guys are actually going to ban porn
what the fuck

POST MORE SARA

>>67701872
>14:35
Shan't be playing one second

>>67701735
how you mean
what if they intercept your package or something?
>>67701751
it's pretty difficult to get done for something like growing an apple tree in your garden of a type of apples that has a patent on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91Z4WTAzxeE the so-called godly music

>>67701902
what you blathering on about now, yank?

>twitter
FONT

Kanye West reveals that he would have voted Trump

Fans get butthurt

Kanye goes on a 17 minute long political rant and cancels the rest of his world tour

Absolute MADMAN

o:33

>>67701927
I think Bach was an alien desu, no human could create such perfect music.

>>67701902
not gonna happen but that would literally unironically be a good thing

porn is degenerate and degrades the social and moral value of society

>>67701934
http://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2016/11/uk-government-confirm-move-force-isps-blocking-adult-sites.html

CAN'T MAKE THIS UP DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOING

>>67701902
glad desu, wanking addiction has reached the stage where I just need to be cut off completely

only downside is they'll probably ban the chon as well at unis

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>forget to pay car tax
>honest mistake
>recently changed address so DVLA warning letters sent to my old address
>wake up one morning to my car being clamped
>pay tax to get it released + fine to release clamp
>£110 + £100 plus £80 fine + £18 in arrears for missed tax
>£300 so far
>just got letter from DVLA dated a month ago forwarded from my old address telling me I also have a £72 for 'keeping an unlicenced vehicle' which had to be paid by the 17th of November

just sold my car last week anyway so what can they do if I don't pay? clamp my nonexistent car?

also fuck the DVLA

CUNTS

>>67701953
toplel

Social media was a mistake because it gave every dumb cunt a voice in politics an area they clearly know very little about.

Porn is proven to degrade the mind, only a literal degenerate would object to the government trying to save the next generation from wasting away before they're even adults

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>>67701872
are any of you soldiers of christ even capable of le deus vulting?

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>>67701920

>>67701521
27/100

how is this possible for a white english male?

>>67701962
he's the real GOAT
nothing before him was better
nothing after him was and is going to be better
he's out of time, watching us trying to mimic his creations but never reaching the original

>Brits are literally going to ban porn

Ah yes, land of the free, home of the brave

>>67702021
this

>>67701953
>I didn't vote but I would have voted for X

Don't understand what this means when people say this. Why didn't they just vote?

>>67701953
absolute lad desu

not afraid to go against what all the other nigs keep spouting

>>67701829
and? the US controls the internet still today, both directly and by proxy through corporate partners who enforce Manifest Destiny

but Tor was both created by DARPA and the US government is the primary financial backer of the Tor project.

raaaah cuz, me be needin a bad gullyside spice to wine pon me cockii to sum real bashment toons yah geh me blud?

>>67702029
Fucking hell that smile at the end is pure evil

>>67701973
see
>>67701877

state of yanks as well

>>67702006
>waah fuck the DVLA because im an unorganised retard

grow up, pillock

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haha must be so shit being a 20yo woman with a bf who got a car for her birthday a few months ago

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>>67702006

>>67701973
>only website to report it

The only porn related thing I've heard recently is making adult only websites put 'are you 18' things on them because apparently that makes them safe.

Honestly who the fuck is in charge of these sorts of things, it's just clueless boomers who don't know how to turn on a computer isn't it?

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>I've got a shirt for you here
>It's Bill Clinton
>It says RAPE

>>67701872
bet you're not even a Catholic you sadsack

>>67702087
>i-its fake I swear!!!

My mum and sisters were freaked out because I was walking around in my boxer shorts

Was my behaviour weird?

>>67701521
>clicked
>Buzzfeed
>closed

>>67702096
normies occasionally realise how completely pointless their lives are m8, give 'em some slack

>>67701902

What a great way to bring in enormous censorship changes, I mean who is going to make a public fuss about "adult" material without looking like a wanker?

Happened in Pakistan quite a while ago. Nobody cried against the censure, because you obvi dont want to come off as a... well, wanker. Now, bad as it all may seem, Pakistan is considerably liberal with tv and social media freedom. And the democratic govts hardly ever intervened before.

Then this happened. Under the pressure from the mullahs. And you'd think they'd stop there. Noooope. It gave the government new ideas of censorship - and lead to the eventual ban of Youtube in Pakistan after pressure from the religious parties.

Youtube ban was lifted a year ago. But ban on porn remains. As well as any page that the govt doesnt like really.

I guess britain really is nu-Pakistan!

>>67701964
Huh? This porn site doesn't work

Guess I'll just go rape some poor woman to satisfy my sexual urges

>>67702006
>I forgot to do a simple thing everyone else manages to do
>FUCK THE DVLA

>>67701521
76

Probably weighed down a bit by the depression stuff, if that wasn't counted it'd probably be an 80 or sommet

inshallah

>>67702096
she's gonna break down when she gets old and ugly

>>67702026
There have literally been no studies on the effects of porn on young people

"Think of the children" is what politicians say when they want to censor something/anything

>>67702131
I'm not a mussie either but this is a choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdwbgsF1UUY

>>67702137
probably

I only go round in boxers at my own/my gfs place

>>67702137
they aren't used to seeing lads with their clothes on

>>67702039
Debussy is another goat but not ayy lmao tier

>>67702154
more like guess ill go form a meaningful relationship with a female

your point is literally paki tier

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>normie flatmate who has a different girl back every weekend telling me he has difficulty with girls

>>67702096
hate people like this

>it is the year 2020
>Kanye west is running for president as an independent
>As a result he gains a surge of black voters
>Democrats fail hard because of this
>Trump wins second term
Screen cap this

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>his country doesn't have compulsory voting
>turnout regularly lower than 70%
>his country STILL uses first past the post
>still calls itself a democracy
Voice box is currently creating sounds that could be interpreted as laughing in an obnoxious and derisive manner

>>67701521
You live with 33 out of 100 points of privilege.
You’re not privileged at all. You grew up with an intersectional, complicated identity, and life never let you forget it. You’ve had your fair share of struggles, and you’ve worked hard to overcome them. We do not live in an ideal world and you had to learn that the hard way. It is not your responsibility to educate those with more advantages than you, but if you decide you want to, go ahead and send them this quiz. Hopefully it will help.

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Hello boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxeBGp79M1M

>>67702096
Leave a comment saying 'kill yourself'

i for one welcome britains pakistani overlords

>>67702162
FOB

>>67702133
>same link spammed over and over
>no real sources
>i-i-its real I swear!!!!

>>67702223
get more images

>>67702199
Christ. You really took that seriously?

Who the fuck would think that anyway?

>>67702212
>forcing someone to use their freedom
that is like the OPPOSITE of freedom. if I want to stay home and be a lazy fuck that is my FREEDOM

>>67702189
>not in the meadow of dabiq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m8QeoZSuhA

>>67702251
'sheed

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>Leave a comment saying 'kill yourself'

>>67702212
>compulsory voting
>first past the post
>democracy
why is Australia such a meme country?

Democracy is shit, we were better off when the Privy council basically ran the show.

>>67702151
Reddit comment, DO NOT reply to this

>>67701521
75/100
don't feel that privileged

>>67702197
yeah he's quite good but not really THAT amazing
also really really really like Monteverdi and Zelenka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I

>>67702191
>>67702199
>>67702307
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>>67701521
>34/100
lower than I expected desu, I have a shit life but I expected to be called a shitlord for being a white male.
It was still a load of absolute fucking leftist shite though and you should be ashamed of yourself for linking Buzzfeed.

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>Democracy is shit, we were better off when the Privy council basically ran the show.

>>67702199
>go form a meaningful relationship with a female
lmao, just lmao

>>67701617
dont think anyone really gives it shit desu

>>67702050
Social pressure. The world was told that anyone that votes Trump is someone not worth having in your life and his missus voted Hillary.

all nasheeds sounds the exact same and are all shit honestly
Arabic is an ugly sounding language

>>67702200
I think he means a difficulty keeping a relationship

Brexit isn't going to happen, is it?

>>67702212
literally the last thing id want is to have all the runts to be FORCED to vote

the only people who need to be voting are the people who are motivated to do it on their own accord

>>67702096

Jesus Christ, nothing annoys me more than cunts who think their entire life is gonna be shit because their brain isn't making as much happy chemicals as they'd like for a few months of their life... If you seriously think your life isn't going to improve because your brain stopped making the happy chemicals for a little while then just kill yourself and get it over with you soft cunt.

>ywn bike around America with a turboqt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6nEGBVKK4U

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Getting my ears pinned back lads

>>67702375
it will

>>67702116
ISP Review is legit
http://www.wired.co.uk/article/porn-age-verification-checks-digital-economy-act-uk-government

people tell me im a bit of a cool cucumber

>>67702372
No he didn't, he was talking about having difficulty approaching and talking to them

>>67702251
t. Muhammed Al Lindtcafe

>>67702384
still waiting for this to load, anyone else? already tried refreshing... help please

>>67702375
Doesn't seem like it.

We're too cucked to do anything if it doesn't happen either.

>>67702204
>implying Kanye doesn't run republican

having some fun
http://dagobah.net/flash/boohbah.swf

>>67702407
I'm more of a careless carrot x

Brexit will happen and we WILL get fucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkUr99epJh8

gotta keep children safe from pornographic content, yeah?

>>67702371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tonD8PUzkAA
i like this one it sounds like Lil Durk
otherwise theyre all shite

>>67702204
haha yeah blacks are all stupid and will vote for a rapper lol

>>67702441
>.swf
VIRUS
VIRUS
VIRUS

>>67702371
fuck off

jundullah sounds orgasmic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk

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>>67702435
>Kanye vs Trump in the debates

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>>67702223

I broke my corkscrew a few weeks ago and accidentally bought a corked wine today. Really want to forget my shit life and get pissed tonight, how do I open it lads ;_;

i'm in the vip and I feel like a champion
you can't stand here if you're not mandem

>>67702458
i'm a grateful grapefruit

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Just seen an ad on the telly for black friday

FUCKING YANKS

>>67702498
smash the top off

>>67701521
got 50 somehow, fuck off

>all those questions about sex and relationship

normalfags

>>67702498
smash the top off lad

tfw have a corkscrew penis

Why are parents today so shit?

>>67702498
is google broken retard?

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>>67701521
>literally a sterile genetic freak with massive mental health issues
>still privileged because at first glance I'm white, male and straight

tfw heating on full blast but still cold because windows are really thin and don't seal properly

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>>67702513

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXatLOWjr-k

is this bender music?

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>>67702513
>bitches about yanks
>posts an image of tom cruise

>>67702498
back teeth mate

>>67702541
FONT

>>67702524
>>67702531
noice

Whether it's God or a bomb it's just the same, it's only fear under another name

>>67701521
80/100

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>Tfw northern
>Tell people that it was a good decision of Thatcher to close the mines since it was a business going bust and that Labour is more responsible for it than the Conservatives
>Everything goes quiet
>They all look at me like pic related

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>>67702546

>>67702498
Can you just use a drill and a screw to get it open? never tried

Theresa May is a cunt

quote me on that

>>67701923
Even if they intercept it they can't prove you ordered it. And there is no possible way to detect drugs in multiple vacuumed sealed bags. Use your brain.

>>67702586
delete

>>67702498
bate into it with a sharp knife

>>67702513
seen one for tesco opening at 5am for it

what a shambles

the runts will be queuing up for £50 off some shite brand tv though won't they

>>67702572
This is quite the pithy aphorism if I do say so myself.

"Theresa May is a cunt"

-Bruce Dundee

>>67702586
mate could you delete this one please

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>>67702546
>>67702586
>>67702613

>>67702269
No. This is my trademark image.

>>67702636
Go by Brucey lad

I hate whiny little bitches who put other people down to make themselves sound different. I don't like politics - this doesn't make me a dumbass with no opinion. It's just something I haven't gotten into, but if required I could form an opinion on it. I also like a few chart songs - this doesn't make me a conformist zombie.. I just like to sing along. People just need to chill...

>>67702513
There's a few black friday ads but there's also
>Why wait to black friday when you can buy things now?

I've heard a lot of companies can't afford this yankism and they want to get away from it.

>>67702584
it's not that she closed the mines that's the problem, the problem is that she closed them without a decent replacement

>>67702660
delete this one too please

>>67702586
We will always be a better country.

>>67702624

but it's edgy to call them automatons anon!

Those who govern hold a gun to your head with religions, corporations, proud of blood they've shed

>>67702673
I don't recognise these lyrics, mate

>>67701521
there are so many options that are the same thing
very biased quiz

68/100

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>Sean Hannity follows him
>Ann Coulter follows him
>General Flynn follows him
>Paul Nehlen follows him
>Roger Stone follows him
>And fucking Donald Trump Jr. follows him

>>67702673
unironically agree 100%

>>67702704
delete this post right now or I'm telling janny

>>67702484
its better but still pretty dull
they are all so monotonous and monotone

>>67702725
literally me

Rasheed Benyahia was in a hurry. Like so many young adults going places in Britain today, he needed to get a move on.

If Monday 1 June 2015 had been a normal working day, he would have been out of the door before the rest of his family, running for the bus. That was his life as a 19-year-old engineering apprentice.

But he wasn’t on his normal journey to work in Birmingham. He was heading across one of the most militarised stretches of land in the world - the buffer zone between Turkey and Syria.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-acfd761e-0dff-46f7-87a4-96cec7824254

>>67702673
>dumbass

Fuck off yank

>>67702704
um it's not a competition sweetheart? x

>>67701521
40/100 because I'm bent haha

>>67702725
don't know who 5/6 of those chodes are

>>67702673
where do you think you are?

>>67702750
>But he wasn’t on his normal journey to work in Birmingham. He was heading to a suicide bombing at half past 3 and didn't want to be late.

>>67702722
FONB

"I've been sent here to give y'all my truth, even at the risk of my own life, even at the risk of my own success, my own career. I've been sent here to give y'all the truth. Jay-Z, call me, bruh! You still ain't called me! Jay-Z, call me! Jay-Z, I know you got killers. Please don't send them at my head. Just call me and talk to me like a man!" - Kanye West

>>67702673
*picks you up by the scruff of your neck*

back in the cage, runt

*tosses you in the cage of squealing runts climbing all over each other*

farewell

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>>67702466
>nu-males screaming after their parents paid $4000 to see le dancing black man and instead got a political rant invading their safe space.

>>67702768
>Bent
Bit gay that

>>67702755
It's not a competition because we don't even have to compete with you guys. We're infinitely stronger as a nation.

>>67702740
fuck off mate jundullah is based, its not even a jihadic nasheed

>>67701521
61

fucks sake that test is embarrassing

Too late to start drinking?

>>67702774
General Flynn is the future chief in-house advisor to the President of the United States on national security issues.

Rest are just prominent right-wingers who supported Trump.

>>67702825
very rasheed post

>>67702821
um omg stay in your lane hunni like jeez x

i would like to rape and murder the queen of england lads

hope im famous enough in 2020 to endorse kanye

>>67702768
>I'm bent
bender

>>67702830
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>>67702584
that's the body snatchers reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>67702848
Yes

Can't take MDMA anymore because I barely feel good from it and it just makes me retarded for a few hours and then suicidal for a week afterwards

Ah yes, drugs

>>67702821
dont care x

Is the UK turning into Saudi Arabia or what??

>>67702871
Freaking epic dude

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¿Why do white women have such high hairlines?

lads I'm so fucking bored of my gf but I don't want to hurt her feelings and I don't want to be alone for ages

getting to know and seducing girls is so much more fun than keeping girls and being committed to them

>>67702888
>Saudi Arabia

Why do foreigners think we have arabs? We're full of pakis mate

>>67702820
>>67702872
Thanks for the homophobic abuse lads, I'm down to 35 now wahey

>>67702850
and yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOMG4IOfH0I

brain box is in maximum overdrive

>>67702908
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>>67702908
someone hat this utter runt

>>67702915
they're all pakis to me

>>67702896
get out of my country pablo

>>67702825
>jundullah
they're a terrorist organization and you just expressed admiration of them and now this post will be logged and you're on a watchlist

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>>67702896

>>67702852
'sheed

might make some of this "music" bollocks
which Digital Audio Workstation should i get

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literally shaking

told my doctor about my wonky cock and he wants me to get it cut

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>>67701521
But I was told that I should be the most privileged person in the world, as a tall, strong, blue-eyed conservative Christian from a stable nuclear family. How did this happen?

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>>67702896

>>67702970
screaming and squealing

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https://streamable.com/jccw

>getting to know and seducing girls is so much more fun than keeping girls and being committed to them

Hmm... yes.... a phenomena I've taken to calling the "Runt Paradox"; you're a runt to the outside world when you aren't in a committed relationship to a qt and you're a runt on the inside when you are in a committed relationship with a respectable qt

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>>67702896
.

>>67702994
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>>67702915
because of people like >>67702952

>I will probably get 'Rasheed'd for this

>>67702725
I feel bad for Jews
all they want is to stay safe, they try staying on their own and people hate them, so instead they use their intellect and connections to control society as a way of self defence, but it blows up in their faces and makes people even angrier.

>>67702966
fruity loops

WTF I LOVE KANYE NOW

>>67703008
VIRUS
do not click
VIRUS
do not click
VIRUS

>>67702970
this is real

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>>67702896
White women are manly

every time I get close to a girl I get disinterested and stop messaging them lol

think i have commitment issues or something idk

>>67703008
J̲͖̼ͭͦ́̚ư̮̐͐̾̓̇͋̂s̯̣̭̮̯͓̰̒͛͑͑́ͫ̍t͕͚̄̑͑̒́͜ ͊̔̓̓́g͍͉̠̟͔̜͖̓̌ͯͦ̀̎ǒ̜͇̈́͆͋̊͠t̥͇̺͇͇̰ͤ̽̏ͬ̓̍ͮ ̵̪̂̂a̗̟̫̼̋ͦ͡ ͙̝̤̼̝̜̭̎̊v̢̪̻̜ͣͣ̄ͣ͐ͮ̈í̩̞ͩ̂̂r̟̱̮̟̔͠u̴̫̤̫̟sͤ͂ͩ̀̚ ̽͋̋̈́́̅ͧf̛̰͖͓̯̩̣̚r̸͛̓ͤỏ̼ͤͩ͂ͩ̅m͓̣̩̯̖ ̽̄̓t͚̦h̲̫̮̝̙̖͑ͩ̕i̙̣͇̤͈̱̦̍ͦ̉ͫ̅ͪs͕͍̠͇͔͓̆̓ ̯ͤ̃ͤt̥̣̱̺ͩb̪̪͖ͧ̇̐͋͝h̲̯̤͒̀͋̀,̖̩ͧ̈̏̈̔̓ ̭̖h͉͍̪̾̉̆̃̆͌́e̩ͪͣͣͯͩl̜̇̅p̬̌ͫͫ̈͘ ͂̽ͫͭ҉̼͚̼̞m͚̦͇̍ͧ̽̄ͬ̚e̪̺͖̥͊͛͗̽̂ ͙̝ͮ̓ͯ̿̂͗͗f̭͇͎̐̔͟ă̙͇͙͉̹͉̠͑̓̓m̬̯̩̗̝̬̽͐ͧs͕͍̭͒͜

>>67703062
>not having always loved him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgS2Ixmm01s

fucking hell this is the biggest grime tune of all time

>not liking square jawed girls
bit fucking gay

>>67703097
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>>67703054
>I feel bad for Jews

t. Jew

>>67703062
he's a bit of a bellsniff tbqh

>>67703054
>blows up in their faces
what is happening is exactly what they have intended, schlomo

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>>67703149
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>>67703149
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>>67703097
that's not commitment issues because you're not anywhere near committing mate

you're just a bit soft in the head

don't understand the point of continuing to lecture people about privilege and "raising awareness" in general

nothing ever happens, it's just the same things, over and over again, no work towards a solution, and then they cry that nothing is being done for them

>mfw watching the worker-ants scurrying around desperate to get their christmas shopping done
>no thoughts going through their minds, no meaning to their action
>just following the pheromone-like instruction of advertising and spending their hard-earned cash on more useless junk than last year

disgusted

>>67701521
You live with 68 out of 100 points of privilege.


Apparently I'm prvilliged because I haven't worked as a waiter, salesperson or bartender.

Yet I work in fast food.

>>67703188
yeah yeah absolute travesty init
can i pirate this fruity loop machine or do i have to buy it

>>67703188
Those who can, do

Those who can't, teach

Those who can't teach, bitch and whine on social media

>>67703176

silly yank

Love it when janny cracks the whip on yank runts

>>67703188
It's because they are attacking ideals rather than actual things.

*realises there is no spoon*

>>67703188
it's white men who have the power to change shit but they never want to because they're white men

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>>67703198

Sorry lads went AFK for 10 minutes haha, back now haha. x

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>>67702970
>that swastika
always gets me

>>67703229
you're most likely privileged because you're a turbonormie with rich parents and had an easy childhood

>>67703246
janny, come clean this up

>>67703235
those who can't bitch and whine on social media, tech p.e

haha

>>67701521
>59

Probably because I'm only half white and didn't click white.

A lot of these options about my sexuality all amount to the same thing.

They could have just asked, are you heterosexual and deducted 50 points

>>67703245
99% of white men have no power to do anything either

he's here

>all those tens of millions of Irishmen who could've been were wiped out because they didn't want to eat some yucky potatoes or learn to fish
creasing

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>>67703263
which version do you recommend
10.0.0 has a million seeds but its 5 years old