>you will always be italian

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>you will always be greek

>>67699755
>You will always be Latin

Feels good man

olandese pls

Wtf dude i wish i was italian

>>67700717
Just remove the eagle from your flag and you'll be set.

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>you will never be Colombian

Am I Italian? still live with my mom if that helps

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kek shitalians aren't even white, you're lucky shitaly is located in europe otherwise you would be considered middle easterners. You're european just by luck. Fucking sandniggerish faggots

look at this fucking italian nigger right here, kek, from Tuscany lol the beautiful tuscany, not even from the sicilian caliphate or the emirate of neaples, ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sure you fucking wops look white, bunch of greasy arab looking guidos


go fuck a goat and pray to Allah, shitalian wop wop niggers

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>I will never be Malaysian

>>67700717
headless spic of course you wish you were italian, at least shitaly is in europe

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>the langauge where every verb ends with -"ai"
>tfw it's beautiful
>mfw I'll never be able to speak Italian

>>67701149
>settle in Italy
>learn italian
>marry an italian woman
>eventually get italian citizenship

you can do it

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>>67701149
if you are middle easterner (and not slavic) you are basically italian, you just need to act like a flamboyant faggot and gesticulate like an ape and you're good

>>67701149
just move to bande nere, bro.

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All nations will receive the precious gift that the Holy One prepared

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>I will never be Indian

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>be Slovenia
>have the potential to have two whole islands on our beautiful coast
>end up having none because the stupid wops filled up the little channels for their greasy guido cities

why can't goombahs do anything right?

>>67701494
Second Coming when

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>>67699755
>You will always be Sardinian

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>>67701584
Not even the angels know it

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>>67701691
>words by Martin Luther

>>67700983
you also need to be a football fan. most terroni are closeted juve fans.

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>>67701741
Martin Luther was, and Protestants are supposed to be, Gnostic Christians.

>>67701912
amen.

so I guess you're a practicing Catholic

>>67702017
Papist go

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>you will always be non-Swiss

>>67701528
>our coast

>>67702172
oh I get it. you're the latest victim of evangelical heretics.

Lord have mercy

>>67702655
Get away from me satan

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>>67699755
>you will always be Norwegian

>i will never be dead
fuck this shit

>>67702873
you will
we will all be free at last

>>67701584
Gimmie about 5 minutes

>tfw have sh*talian genes

>>67703950
monkey
>>67703895
druunked retard
>>67702873
snadnigger on welfare
>>67702859
oilnigger passing the day in -20º
>>67702655
mamadou
>>67702187
spanish tercio rapebaby
>>67701860
chicano
>>67701528
literaly who?


DONT BULLY ITALY WHILE I AM PRESENT

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>>67700913
You will always be colombian

>>67703819
but

when?
i can't wait anymore

>>67701013
Lmao doesn't even look middle eastern, those guys are white, this italian looks like a north indian.

>>67699755
grazie per avermelo ricordato

>>67701149
hebrew is unironically more beautiful than italian

>tfw missing the roman from the Greco-Roman
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>>67699755
You will always be a Kraut-Ruskie

Feels pretty superior

Italy is probably the greatest country in history, all things considered

Italy is shit
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>67700489
Tiganu' meo ;))))))))))))))

well being Italian is nothing special but people in every single other nation are literal subhumans so it feels alright.

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>>67701500
>ywn be a paki living in britain

>>67701528
>>be Slovenia

stopped reading there

>>67712444
;-;

>>67712922
Greece is a pretty cool guy tho

>>67713110
:3

>>67708439

That's just plain untrue

>half Irish

Should I just kill myself

>>67700983
Yes 100% Southern Yuropoor. Come home

>>67700983
You have to go back

>>67713527
That's what alcohols for

>>67699755
poor creature

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>>67699755
>You will always have Irish genetics

>tfw only 50 % Scottish
>tfw not pure

>tfw Swedish genes

Just cuck my shit up

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>Every morning I awake and realize I was born in this terrible fat hellhole of corruption and retardation
>Even if I upgrade to a sexier citizenship like Canadian one day I'll still have the stigma of Am*rican birth

>>67704198
feels bad man

>>67716875
post swedish mutt boypucci

>>67699755
>you will always be SHITalian

fix it

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>>67699755
>you will never be American

>>67700489
t. roman