/brit/

lmao

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the '

FOY

Prefer OKC and POF because of the desperation.

http://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2016/11/uk-government-confirm-move-force-isps-blocking-adult-sites.htm

hope you've enjoyed your time here lads.

getting timberlands tomorrow then lads

' ' '

>>67699150
shannot be clicked

>>67699150
because it worked so well for the pirate bay

>>67699159

turns out the zebra did it

What's hilarious about all these brexit buffoons is that cutting immigration will never work. Guess whats going to happen soon as we leave the EU? Migrants will travel to ireland. They will then exploit the common travel area to move into northern Ireland. Once they're there, they can move freely into the rest of the uk. Picture a new Calais in ireland, that's what will happen in the next 5 years.

wince at the sight of cars made before 2013

the so-called ((("""ap'str'phe""")))

should i get a ps4 lads

really want to lose my virginity

>>67699076
x country had a few immigrants in the past so fuck borders and law and shit let everyone in at anytime

>>67699206

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL

>>67699237
'ck 'ff 'eaf

>>67699261
I am unable to decipher this post

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>>67699206
just give ulster to ireland

easy

>>67699117
She actually looks pretty buff now. I would now

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gf (2d) just sent me this

>>67699242
no

>>67699206
They will then be illegal immigrants that can't claim bennies and if found out will deported

Without documentation they won't be able to grt a nino number and wont be able to work legally either

>Muslims burn cars in rich neighbourhoods in Paris daily

lol

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nandos chicken sandwich for dinner lads

what have i become

knocked some runts out earlier boys

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da5_1479706297

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BORDERS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
BUT LAWS ARE TOO

KILL WHOEVER YOU WANT FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU DEEM FIT

THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER

Those of you that havent had sex, I highly suggest it.

Its pretty fun desu, the first time isn't great. But after that you start getting better and it gets much more fun

Wait until you start seeing how absolutel animalistic these qt girls turn into in bed. They'll do anything to please you.

Cutest quietest girls have licked my bollocks and begged for my cum on their face before. Its a side of these seemingly innocent girls you never get to see

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>>67699206
>Migrants will travel to ireland.
wtf I hate brexit now

DON'T LEAVE YOU CUNTS, WE NEED OUR MIGRANT SPONGE

Used to be a bit of a leftie until I started browsing 4chan

>>67699261
'sheed

>>67699253
member when white people immigrated to the new world and slaughtered all the native african american kings? yeah but nothing wrong with importing people from places where religious/terrorist leaders have declared they will send jihadists disguised as refugees - it's actually just a joke since when we close our borders they win

>>67699365
ASSIMILATE

>>67699324
>the french government won't give the police the resources they need to fight it

lol

found out the houses down the street are going for £10 trillion each

Is there any positive you can think of to the leftists getting in power???

The only one I can think of is that they'll probably legalise cannabis tbqh

>>67699346
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>>67699332
MY SWEETEST FRIEND

>>67699365
really?

im still predominantly right handed desu

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WHEREVER
I'AM

I

MUST

ALSO

RAPE


ARGHHHHHHHH ANGLO PUSS i'M COMING

what's stopping me from setting up my own state

>>67699346
>licked my bollocks and begged for my cum on their face

maybe i'm some kind of asexual spacker but this would turn me off completely

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Made some crisps, lads

some lad asked me for a cig today and after I gave him he told me one of the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life

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>>67699324
>>67699399
why contain it?

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Who would have guessed the pretentious frog was also into rape and woman beating

>>67699406
Arresting the bankers and investing in sheffield

Plus the tories let in more immigrants anyway

>>67699452
Should I go to Estonia in April m8?

I'm not going to ask

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>>67699475
Tell us what he told you , lad.

>Match with attractive 18 year old on tinder
>she messages first
>"hi"

what do?

crumbling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8OFhzSO4hg
the right BTFO

>>67699438
me

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DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT ALSO LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING

RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

post toot

Just had a shite that was the colour and consistency of a chicken korma

>>67699513
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>>67699406
taxing the rich and investing in our public services

>>67699438
no one really, BUT you have to get at least one other state already recognised to recognise you. Once this is done you are on a long path fraught with revolution, danger and change. Good luck.

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why has nobody invaded sealand for the banter yet

>buy a nice car in the north
>it gets keyed by chavs

>buy a nice car in Paris
>muslims come and burn it

Lol

*sets up my on state*

>>67699320
Yeah but no one cares about illegal/legal anymore

ahh
steel phase diagrams
fascinating stuff.....

NOT!

niggers and pakis? not a fan

>>67699513
Ignore and delete. It's what I do.

Just shows how entitled they are. Couldn't even capitalise the word "Hi". They put in in the bare minimum effort and expect you to do the work.

Fuck that.

>>67699493
sure. But ill guarantee it looks disgusting when it isnt green yet.

>>67699150
how would this work exactly?

>>67699406
They're actually viewing Brexit as an opportunity and on the whole supported leaving anyway

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*licks your bollocks and begs for your cum on my face*

>>67699480
>isismap2.jpg
>clearly has al-qaeda flag in the corner

mate....

>>67699513
don't amp it up like some sort of runt

18 year olds are edgy as fuck so just be witty and sarcastic

>>67699578
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there is nothing wrong with being muslim

Need a new Open Gates video

i hope you guys always remember to hold in your poops for a while extra so that your intestines absorb all the shit juice

helps you stay hydrated and reduces water waste

middle class white family with 2 kids and middling civil service jobs

nah, not a fan

rorkecunts? not a fan

>>67699557
they did back in the 60s but it didnt work out

>>67699562
Except for the fact if they're illegal they won't be able to claim benefits which means no council house, no child benefit, no in work tax credits

Plus they won't be able to get a legal job

>>67699587
what are eesti girls like
will they be hungry for superior british cock?

>>67699150

How are porn sites going to verify ages? As if I'm giving them any ID or financial info, i'll just use a VPN.

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ironic that twitter commies support Assad, considering he is backed by Iran, a theocratic state where gays are hanged from cranes

really gets the synapses flickering

>>67699608
r'd

>>67699406
makes little difference who is in charge, most of governance at national level is response to things that happen rather than making new laws and doing things. its only in the quiet periods governments actually do stuff and thats what makes thing go wrong, better to keep them busy dealing with stuff that has already happened, nicer for the population.

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>>67699598
>clearly has al-qaeda flag in the corner
how do you know that mate?

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What does this even mean

massage the gf's feet about 2-3 times a day lads.

>>67699598
that was the filename i saved it as

rasheed...

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>>67699513
say hi back

Can't commit to using any sort of dating app because I'm paranoid about my small willy (it's about average really 5.5-6 on a good day)

How do I get over this?

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Made a roast beef sandwich with english mustard, onions and cracker barrel cheese lads

'twas divine

>>67699688
weird cunt

Why are terrorists in England Muslims 95% of the time and neo-Nazis the other 5% of the time?
Where are all the Communist, Anarchist, Buddhist and Sikh attacks?

>>67699628
yeah
who is that?

Best whisk(e)y for the holidays lads?

>>67699651
Commies are mostly supporting Rojava and the (mostly Syrian instead of Iraqi) Kurds lad, not Assad

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failed nofap again

>>67699697
explain this normoo gimmick to me

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>>67699621
>british cock
>surperior

deranged narcissist
https://twitter.com/sheplaysalone/status/797974255510007808

>>67699690
WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE MUSLIMS NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>67699628
thought it said 0:33 and now im disappointed

>>67699688
I figure that's the perk of being with a foot fetishist

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>arsetown

>>67699669
>>67699696
twats lol

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>>67699690
>using the UAE and Malaysia as model examples of Muslim countries when they are clearly exceptions to the rule and not the norm

>>67699742
qt

>>67699750
>>67699714
don't suck or lick them (though i'd like to but don't wanna come off as a complete weirdo)
just rub them and kiss them at the end.

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>>67699547
>tfw eat cherry tomatoes by the kilo
>shit comes out dark red, with undigested flecks of tomato skin looking like chunks of bloody flesh

>>67699698
>>67699688
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>>67699725
Ben Bracken 12 Year Blended Malt Scotch Whisky

>>67699742
attractive though

>>67699510
so I was walking down the street like any other day, going to play some badminton
was smoking a cig, nothing special
then he walked up to me: arab, grey jacket, hood on
asked me for a cig like a normal bloke and in respectful manners
gave him a cig and he said "I wanted to rob you but since you gave me a cig I won't, you look like a nice guy". wondered what the fuck was happening but I just said "well... okay?" and then he said that he was in trouble with some drug baron or shit like this and owed a lot of money and since he doesn't have any income or drug to sell he was robbing people
I didn't really know what to answer so I just told him that he should do what he thinks is right
then he told me if threatening with a skeng was enough to get people in fear and I said that yes it was, then I told him that I wasn't the one who could teach him how to rob people
he told me have a nice day you're a great guy, told him to have a nice day
went to play badminton but I wasn't really good today. the thought of this man was running in my mind during the whole time I was playing

>>67699690
My mum is a teacher and every year there are butthurt muslims who don't take their kids to school because there's a Christmas tree in the hall and a Christmas choir (non even singing religious songs) during december

>>67699809
didn't even try to read this

>>67699742
disgusting personality

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>eat cherry tomatoes by the kilo

>>67699628
sauce nao

Snorted a big line of coke and then my dad called me, had to restrain myself from chatting shit to him, 30 minute call though so I didn't do that well

>>67699715
communists had their day along with the anarchists in the late 19th century, buddhists have been at it for years just not here as we get the hippy temples not the political ones and the neo nazis had their day in the 70s around the operation gladio times. Blood and Rage is a good book about these things if you are interested, cant rem the author.

>>67699690
ahhh yes malaysia
>The Israel Sailing Association decided Wednesday, December 23, not to send two young windsurfers and their coach to a windsurfing competition set to begin Sunday in Malaysia after organizers did not agree to allow them to compete under the Israeli flag or play the national anthem if they won a medal.
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2015/12/26/youth-sailing-worlds-israel-pulls-out-of-competition/

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>>67699690

You can just feel the hate for the west in these Muslim countries.

>>67699817
Not a 'sheed, but aren't French schools supposed to be secular?

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>>67699789
>just rub them and kiss them at the end.

which pornstar does the best cumshots

>>67699835
wat?

>>67699835
Polite lads

>I'm depressed

Just fucking start going to festivals, or concerts, or parties, or clubbing with mates, or meet a girl and strike up a conversation with her, or join social groups, or go traveling.

Never understood the depression meme

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Ahh yes

>>67699872
seems like they've put it in an absolute dump

>>67699890
bailey jay

>>67699883
i mean i kiss most of her body partsso i don't think she thinks it weird.

and i also told her i like doing it because it helps her relax after work and it makes her feel comfy.

>>67699890
the guy with the Chelsea tattoo

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1 down 4 more days of work to go

>>67699875
they are but we still had christmas trees. I think at this point christmas is more popular culture than religious

>>67699731
That's bullshit, 99% of twitter commies are pro-Assad as well as pro-Kurds. I reckon most of them are just knee-jerking against America and "muh capitalist west".

>>67699933
just googled her and wtf she has a willy

>>67699799
doesn't look like I can get that here la

>>67699789
good lad

>>67699890
Peter North

He does big cums

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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

>>67699976
cheerleader effect slags

>>67699943
Danny D

>>67699963
duh

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479661314567.webm
doing a laugh

>>67699923
probably the best place in kosovo tb h

>>67699934
>i don't think she thinks it weird.
mate

>>67699835
ah yes, the so-called land of russia

>>67699976
did 2 sexes and kissed some birds in clubs but that's it

>>67699513
>hi
hey
Is that you in (redacted) in your second pic?
>yh x
classy haha
>aha ikr x
what you looking for on tinder, or just for the bants? X
>idk x
k lol x

Don't like these games she's playing

>>67699961
I was talking about the Commies actually fighting on the ground, not about people on twitter

Can we put the nail in the head of this "being attracted to traps means you're gay" meme once and for all? The literal thing that is attractive about them is that they look like WOMEN. How is being attracted to women gay? If anything it's gayer not to like them.

>>67699961
>99% of twitter commies are pro-Assad
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

They fly FSA terrorist flags in their rooms mate

>>67699875
Yeah but the tree isn't a religious thing, even atheists celebrate Christmas and have such trees at home
But I guess a Nativity scene inside the school might be forbidden even if it's a tradition as well, since it's clearly Christian

>>67699998
didn't get it at first but yes quite funny x

>>67700026
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>Tony Blair in Kosovo, 9 July 2010, meeting children named after him

Ahh yes, these muslims, so much disdain for us westerners

>>67700026
snap

>>67699976
Damn girl are you my appendix? Cuz I've been thinking of taking you out ;)

>>67699998
yodeling at this post

>>67699835
>ywn be an drunken slav living life in ignorant bliss normie mode and drink yourself to death

If you havent had sex, i seriously suggest you start.

Its really incredible for your mental health

>>67699998
bravo nolan

>>67700010
i was hiding my power levels.
she asked me to give her full body massages and then like moaned a little when i did her feet. + she rubs her feet on my crotch well before i ever touched them.

i started offering her foot massages now and then and she's always up for them.

>>67699976
funny enough, it worked out

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>perfect films don't exi-

>>67700095
questionable

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>>67699737
The unhooded kermit appears to be the normie conscious, while the hooded kermit represents the normie subconscious.

It is usually humorous due to the juxtaposition of the original happy thoughts, against the often suicidal or self-destructive "hidden" thoughts presented later in the tweet.

Fairly bog standard shite really.

>>67700095
thanks good advice will head down to my local gf shop pronto
anyone want anything?

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>>67699976
Fucked one girl, few kisses in clubs

Still no one to cuddle with on cold nights watching shite on the telly

>>67700071
sexes not seaxes

>cheerleader effect

*tipped*

>>67699835
>one just has a knife
wot

>>67700169
but i've got 3 of them

>>67700124
Unironically one of my favorite movies of all time

>>67700095
Doubtful

>>67700106
>>67700147
>>67700159
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>look up all the qts in the office on fb
>realise I'm better looking than all their bfs

fish in a barrel come the christmas party

>>67700196
Watched it 3 times in the cinema and I'll watch it 3 times again if they ever do a re-run in IMAX

>>67700075
Once worked with a Polish guy who slipped and almost died on his way from the pub

I wouldn't want to be like him

>>67700177
it is actually a real thing though tbf

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meat is murder is their best album guys admit it

>>67700196
I thought you were meant to have good taste

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>>67700196

>>67700106
maybe she doesn't think it's weird but it would take a special kind of mong to not realise there's something up when you're getting 2x foot rubs and kissies every day

>Tfw snore too loud to sleep in the same bed with my gf

bit of a headache really.

>>67700147
get us a will to live lad they're on special offer this week

>hits 7pm
>thread goes to absolute shit

every time
bravo normie drones, bravo

>>67700211
>>67700253
>>67700255
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>>67700220
not in this case they are all bangable in isolation

>>67700224
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Shan't be opening this image

>>67700211
I'm better looking than the bf of the girl I like at work but I have no skills and nothing to offer so it's all for nought.

gonna listen to the 'fy 'er 'ly

>>67700047
Absolute shite, do your research m8. These are the people who idolise George Galloway, no way they'll support American-backed rebels.

t. professional twitter commie observer

>>67700255
doc can usually sort that, i had an operation on my nose to sort it but most people dont need to go that far.

>>67700262
wind your neck in you plonker

want to personally thank every single person who worked on Interstellar for making such a brilliant film

>>67700262
/brit/ is a normie general

>>67700316
no worries lad

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I entered the game of pricks
With knives in the back of me
Can't call you or on you no more
When they're attacking me

>>67700245
>>67700249

I don't care if muh science wasn't exact, if there were inconsistencies and shit, the feelings were there

Currently listening to subversive leftist music lads

NEED another class war in my lifetime

>>67700278
haha nice gimmick, glad my masterwork is being used in the general milieu

>>67700253
it's not like i force her.

she probably thinks i have a thing for feet and she probably doesn't give a shit

>>67700304
>t. professional twitter commie observer

What? There are literally photos of the commie retards with FSA terrorist flags in their room

Fuck off idio

>>67700342
but its not a good film
its not about the science, its just bad

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>Currently listening to subversive leftist music lads
>NEED another class war in my lifetime

>>67700039
Well you replied to my original post in which I clearly stated "twitter commies"

So fuck off.

this whole rasheed thing has gone too far
I literally got called rasheed for saying I preferred cheese and onion to salt and vinegar earlier. it has lost all meaning

>>67700264
>>67700282
>>67700310
>>67700326
>>67700357
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>>67700342
the science was accurate enough til he went in the black hole

>>67700217
polish can be amusing to work with, at my old place they used to come into work drunk a lot, one of them was an order picker who came in absolutely steaming and got literally every order wrong, and another literally came into work from a night out, slept in the canteen all night and woke up to start work the next morning

>>67700316
no offense but it's actually one of the stupidest movies of all time

>>67700326
dont tell them, they get all embarassed. Did you build that bbq at the weekend? Marcy and Daniel are coming over from NY at xmas and it would be lovely if it was ready for some yuletide roasting.

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me and the lads

>>67700307
reckon i need to lose some weight

i don't look it but i'm like 23% body fat (i don't look so fat because i'm also fairly muscley)

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>went into the doctor's to tell them I think I should stop the antidepressants
>walked out with a prescription for a higher dosage

I don't even remember what was said in that office

>>67700095
It's a drug. You should use it carefully if at all.

who here /genuinelefty/

Doing a remember and a regret of that time a girl asked me to come to a Christmas fair with her and I made an excuse for why I couldn't come and she called me on it and got really mad with me and stopped talking to me for good.

haha proper fucked that one, eh lads?

>>67700326
this

>>67700310
and this

remember, only you care that much about the quality of a frequently recurring thread on an anonymous anime imageboard on the internet and take it seriously enough to shitpost about it (ironically further reducing the quality).

Eating sweet and sour chicken while it's raining heavily outside.

How cozy are you?

>>67700378
It's matter of taste I guess, some scenes almost brought me to tears and the music was on point it's enough for me
Why do you think it was bad ?

67700068
alri tonibler

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>>67700326
Only from 6 to 12 on weekdays

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>>67699739

>>67699117
Excuse me where did you find this pic of my gf?
>>67699594
Can you stop posting pics of my gf?
>>67699628
Mate thats my gf stop being a fucking creep
>>67699976
These are my gf's.... where did you get this?
>>67700224
This was a private photo that my gf sent me you have no right to view this

>>67700316
I read that as "personally wank every single person" Haha that would have been gay

laughed when i found out a yuletide log wasn't what you call the MASSIVE excretions one makes after a nice crimbo-dinner haha

flirting with mohan from amazon support live chat

>>67700427
*ahem*

>>67700357
>she probably thinks i have a thing for feet and she probably doesn't give a shit
hope this is the case lad x

Going to be removing a few people from /brit/. If you don't go quietly then I will get my men to physically stop you from posting.

These are the first 10 people who have to go.

>>67700427
>>67700419
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>>67700480
sounds like an ethnic name
avoid

>>67700409
*hammer and anvils you with my Urban Cohorts + Praetorian cav*

>>67700367
You're chatting utter shite m8, maybe one or two support the rebels but they're in the minority. The majority watch Russia Today and think America is pure evil, therefore anyone who is anti-America=the good guys.

>>67700442
its too pretentious
hate films that try to give a "deep" (hate that word but here its accurate) when theres really nothing under it

>>67700410
losing weight might help, did you snore when you werent so big, assuming there was a time? anyway doc is free, plus pharmacist is always a good first bet, they know tons of shit about most problems.

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Birthday today lads

Not going to have a party as usual cos I have no one to invite haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M35kYFXdn7E

imagine being absolutely obliterated on coke and speed when this comes on in the club

>that one girl who constantly leads you on for an ego boost even though she has no interest in you whatsoever

>>67700525
Happy birthday lad, how old are you today?

>>67700419
crease

>>67700535
>coke and speed
pick 1

>>67700493
Surprisingly none of those were me

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genuinely would prefer a race war to a class war simply because it would be more clear-cut and would therefore satisfy my autism

>>67700523
not sure if i did

first gonna cut down the weight to about 13% bf
then see how the snoring goes.

>>67700493
*gets ones coat*

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>>67700493
I'd like to see you try you insignificant worm

>>67700551
Just turned 30

>>67700514
Yeah I'll admit that's legit criticism

>>67700535
I'm more of a ket and acid guy

>>67700548
never had this

never really chased girls either except on tinder

Casey Neistat pays $8453 a month on the electric bill for his studio

>>67700548
>falling for it

runt

>>67700557
>not living life on the edge

>>67700493
t. tonibler

>>67700567
why not an intersectional class-race war :^)

>>67700611
literally lol

>>67700567
the left has been baiting a race war for decades

>>67700587
are you the rave lad? wahhheeeyyyy

>>67700567
barron will one day be the instigator of the race war, i guarantee it

>>67700586
Have you ascended to wizardry?

been getting depersonalisation ever since I took pills

hmm

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is it true that this is a 10 in britain?

I'm calling the guards

HELP... THIEF!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dMFqFX1sVc

wtf i love normie music now

>>67700656
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?

>>67700654
It's good

What the fuck
I thought that car burning thing was a gimmick

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2d7_1479687197

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Aisha is so hardcore lads

Sometimes I forget she is just a poncey middle-class fresher twat

>>67700656
bet her hair stinks

>>67700679
WHO GOES THERE
HURGH

>>67700680
>1975
>normie

lost your marbles there lad

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>>67700567
Class warfare is as clear cut as they come lad

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>>67700640
Damn right I am, here's one of my mate during his set
Currently listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OXTaZoUwuo&list=WL&index=50

>>67700656
i thought she was like 19

>>67700704
don't rate it

preferred being bluepilled, now I'm questioning what consciousness is

hmm

>>67700719
show us your NME collection lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2BGjJ_4BTk

wtf i love normie music now

>That time Arctic Monkey's album debuted
>Everyone fucking loved it, no matter who you talked too
>Listen to it one night to see the fuss about it, thought it was some of the most pretentious, wankery possible
>Told everyone it was shit, they all looked at me as if I was worse than Hitler

Have you had similar moments where you watch, read or listen to something popular only to find out it's shit and people get all defensive about it?

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Interstellar is such a wasted opportunity.

A film that takes us to the furthest reaches of space. One that has the budget to let us see things we never have in a film before. One that could be the first to do that kind of space travel in a magnificent new way and all we get is "a man loves his daughter".

That's what you took us across space for, Nolan?

>>67699076
Lads why is pop so shit (including k-pop you koreaboos)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0hD7IffTJs

>ywn have a smoke with maisie
why live

>>67700719
it's pretty normie isn't it?

>>67700708
really funny when you think about it

they take themselves so seriously yet at the end of the day they're just middle class teenage girls with no life experience

kangaroo penis for dinner lads, freshly imported from straya

>>67700746
Quite sententious

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>>67700746

hmmmm

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>>67700684

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tea

>>67700774
dude stanley kubrick did it better in the sixties lmao

>>67699206
thats too much work then 'hey waltz in' so nah

>>67700774
>One that has the budget to let us see things we never have in a film before.

errr such as the realistically lensed black hole with accretion disc xx

>every cinema has to send back money to the production company

interesting

>>67700804
Why do you lads keep sending B-list celebrities over here to eat kangaroo balls

denied the holocaust at work today

>>67700832
>gif

fuck off

>>67700722
Nah it's not, you'd get people hiding their background and shit, trying to escape the death squads. Also people would be accusing each other of being bourgeois all over the place. I might end up on the wrong side of the gas chamber windows, despite being lower-class in origin.

Race war is simple, it's written on your face, if there's some confusion we can do a genetic test.

>>67700770
The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Sopranos and The Wire are all terrible but some people will die for those shows

>>67700774
He didn't took us across space, we took us ourselves

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YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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rate

Think I've eroded my septum a bit too much that it's noticeable now lads

Oops

>>67700770
but it's not shit you mong, their first two albums are great records

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work tomorrow

>>67700770
i think peep show is shit but everyone seems to love it

>>67700840

niiice, you on the paleo bro?

>>67700898
accurate

>>67700898
scots are more right wing than the english

>>67700872
>despite being lower-class in origin
money doesn't make class
you're born lower class you stay lower class all your life, even if you got a big car

>>67700898
Too much water

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>>67700898
>essex in the paki zone
utter rubbish

bin yourself

>>67700890
*joins the communist party*

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>mfw watching the worker-ants scurrying around desperate to get their christmas shopping done
>no thoughts going through their minds, no meaning to their action
>just following the pheromone-like instruction of advertising and spending their hard-earned cash on more useless junk than last year

disgusted

>>67700850
bulk of kinéma revenue is from concessions, shower soap, and bird-of-prey cage rentals, didn't you know that?

Watching Trump propaganda videos. Why the fuck are they so exceptionally well made and effective? They're made by fucksticks from /pol/ between anime wank seshes.

was doing a cheeky sieg heil but someone thought I was waving at them

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>SCOTS ARE MORE RIGHT WING THAN THE ENGLISH

>>67700872
>I might end up on the wrong side of the gas chamber windows, despite being lower-class in origin.

wait, i thought lower-class scum like you were supposed to be the one to go to the camps during the class war

>>67700936
great post, fuck off >>67700898