/brit/

first for FOY

is it true that cannibals eat their own willies first?

first for Allah ('azza wa jall)

I like k-on

Has anyone in /brit/ seen it?

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>>67696534

my best friend is 6'7 and big, haven't seen him get into a fight ever, might just start on someone in a club to see him in action tbqh

GAS
THE
GERMANS
lads

Youtube suggestions:
>SJW gets rekt!
>Bernie supporter destroyed
>Cuck cringe compilation

What the fuck? I never even watch shit like this. Is it from clinking links on 4chan even if I never finish them??


What are your lads suggested videos?

How far would you say is too far for a relationship?

Some girl on a dating site seems really cool, but lives nearly 100 miles away.

i could snatch a life

this ikki fellow is causing rather a lot of havoc

my kicks louis vuit
bet you thought i was gonna say kang

>>67696609
no need to be insecure lad

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wtf i love british women now

>>67696615
>Is it from clinking links on 4chan even if I never finish them??

Yeah it's this. I have a load of shit like Alex Jones and Molyneux in my suggestions

>>67696605
Are you thinking about joining a climbing gym?

got more guap than tesco tills

>>67696615
>black man fuckign DESTROYS white pussy
>white women giving into their sexual desire CHOOSING BLACK MEN
>white men self castrating to solve racism!

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>>98991006
The electoral college system in America would be a better system for some form of union (but don't expect any change which reduces English power in Westminster!) - and in fact I really do hope the English continue to marginalise us, blindly giving us more powers in Holyrood at the expense of reducing our presence in the ENGLISH-dominated parliament in Westminster.

I've not even touched upon a whole host of other issues of contention which undermine your delusional nostalgic 'Bri-ish' fantasy: for example the draining of talent and educated men and women from their Scottish homeland to the English cities in the south - a fact corroborated in modern times (e.g. university student destinations) and historically by Daniel Foe (the presbyterian English refugee) who noted the decline of the incomparable Scottish industrial activity pre-union.

Oh! And not to mention the cultural genocide which is currently occurring across Scotland, as English foreigners scuttle across the border in droves, seeking out our bustling economy and our mostly homogenous population: a stark contrast to their multicultural lands, proof of their weakness and inability to defend their way of life, and culture - or lack thereof.

Any fans of Kero Kero Bonito here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEmqJBcQ2lg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ6nVVikwGo

they're back

That new flick with Ben Affleck any good?

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>>67696643
She's a fugly midget pig irl
>>67696702
But yes, your argument Scotland can't survive! Scotland is weak! Scotland needs its mammy!

Your deluded, negative, boring nonsense serves only to remind us of the true nature of the current establishment - a bullying and ostracising clique of English appointees whose sole reason for their stranglehold on Scotland is to gleefully steal our oil resources (of which there are plenty more to come around the Scottish coast), govern our people in their interests, use our beautiful lands to dump their nuclear missiles and build up their nuclear plants.

You're fools. Cowards. Traitors. A deluded group of individuals so staunch in their embittered nostalgia that you can't see the reality of the modern world and its inequities.

If I had a gibbet for a traitor or an enemy, I wouldn't hesitate to assign that deserving fate to one of my (supposed) misfortuned coward countrymen who would rather submit to foreign powers than stand tall and proud on his own ingenuity and courage for the country of his fathers, for his women to defend, and for his brother countrymen alike.

There will be an independent Scotland in your lifetime.

Jeremy Corbyn is the first white English male leader of the Labour Party in the 21st century.

man's got corn for a snitch

>>67696739
>chink singing in english accent

fuck off

Class 319 just passed

Exciting times

>>67696754
No, BvS was shit

>>67696774
She's half Japanese, cunt.

>>67696698
That would make sense since I unironically wank to cuck porn

feels good tobe able to admit to it on anon

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Could I
Not take it in vain? Oh
Could I
Not fake it again?

right there's a pub crawl on at 8 going to go back to the hostel and see if anyone wants to come with me

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>>67696766
>tfw forgotten about again

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>kero kero bonito
>half english half japanese

>karen
>half english half japanese

makes you think

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>>67696766

>>67696809
Fucking hell 22 year old Peter Smith from Boston, you're a cuck? How embarrassing

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if you don't remember the old thameslink livery then you are underage

>>67696827
>(((Ed Miliband)))

>>67696789
meant that new one
Accountant

>>67696848
Never seen a train in my life

>>67696821
If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
I know...

'Cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your triumphs and your charms
While they're in each other's arms...

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUMP, FARAGE, HITLER AND SATAN?

NOTHING!

>>67696615
Loads of alt right song parodies, I actually like them, they make me giggle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjUWmRPpJyY

>>67696764
>she actually has brown eyes
wtf i hate british women now

>>67696827
he's Polish and Jewish

https://twitter.com/MarkAnthony_GB/status/800741117562126337

>>67696865
haha was just a joke man :)

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DONT BEER SUCKUH

DONT FOLL PREY, TUH THEER FEAR MUNGERINK

UND THINK... FUH YUHSELV

>>67696754

I liked it

Polish/Russian Jews are the most intelligent, most powerful and most wealthiest ethnic group in the world

SCREEEEEECH
*drifts into the thread in my white 1986 Toyota AE86*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxLwGow0Tvw

>>67696933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsnqhUuYoFo

He's such a runt

the BANKERS the BONUSES
*incomprehensible screaming*

>>67696966
nah thatd be filipino's

>>67696754
It's more of a movie than a flick.

Not bad, but not great either. Worth a watch.

>>67696922
>>67696922
omg that poor child, we should bring him over here

>>67696966
>most wealthiest
redundancy.

>>67696966
yes, because the Holocaust acted as a eugenics programme. Only the smart ones survived.

A bunch of young men all dressed in black
Dancing extremely aggressively on stage
It made me feel so intimidated and it's just not
What I expect to see on prime time TV

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>>67696988
>ah yes, let this pasty weirdo in front of a map tell me why I am a loser

>>67696983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWK_SYFW6k

What do you think of Tony Blair?

Was he a great leader that finally turned Britain into a truly multicultural country and rubbed the right's nose in diversity or is he a short sighted shit that committed a war crime by invading Iraq?

>>67696990
Janny, get this fool

>>67696922
>mfw normies will see this and think "mannequin challenge? really makes you think, let them all in, fart is not my president"

>>67696966
>most wealthiest

Unnecessary tautology.

>>67696988
NEW YEARS RES LUSHNS ARE FOR LEFTEES OO WANT TO VIRTU SIGNAL TO THER FRENDS

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>>67696892
fujcmk ouyo morisey wyh thr trthu hurst

>>67696933
how does he get his lips so full?

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>One of my mates is triggered at the minute because he likes Kanye West but he hates Trump and Kanye's been on a pro-Trump kick lately
Loving every laff lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeVdKk6r9ec

mad fucking lines

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>>67697051
are you a Pakistani?

>>67697027
shutdown

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ESS JAY DOUBLE EWS AND THE MANESTREAM MEDIER.jpg

Business idea: try to kill every single human being in a span of 10 years

The survivors will create a better future for mankind

67697104
cringe, as expected from the cringe master himself

business idea: sell colouring books to adults by marketing them as stress relievers or something

Why is Wicca considered a meme religion again?

Take a minute to cover the basics of what it teaches and compare it to other Religions, it's not that stupid:

>Wicca
>One unknowable, deist God split into Male and Female Polarities, each with their own manifestations which are known as the Gods and Goddesses
>Reincarnation
>Karma
>Celebrate the Eight Seasonal Sabbats and 12/13 Esbats
>Embrace sexuality
>Don't harm any living thing
>Magick, which is simply trying to cause good through willpower

>Other religions
>Christians believe God is of three parts - one moreso than even Wiccans
>Hindus also believe in one God of many manifestations as many Gods
>Taoism also has the idea of divine polarities
>Sikhs, Buddhists, Hindus and Jains believe in reincarnation
>Wiccans believe humans reincarnate as humans, unlike Indian religions which believe you return as a dog or vegetable or something
>Most non-Abrahamic religions accept a Karma like principle, that good brings good and bad brings bad
>Most other religions have festivals that are unevenly spread throughout the year and copied from earlier Pagan festivals, whereas Wicca follows a logical set of dates.
>Basically all other religions teach you to be ashamed of sex, or simply forbid it except in marriage
>Other religions, especially Abrahamics, mostly demand violence to eradicate infidels or those who question the effectiveness of ritual practices
>"Magick" as simply the power to slightly alter the world via your will power is far more sensible than Catholicism, which believes speaking latin over bread turns it into the literal flesh of a Jewish zombie.
>Also Abrahamic religions all explicitly state that witchcraft and magick is real, and so to deny it is to deny your Bible is correct.

Hope that made you think.

>>67697106
You better be ironic

>>67697157
Are you a nigger? If not, why are you acting like one?

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WHINEH ESS JAY DOUBLEYEWS IN THA MAINSTREAM MEDIER ARE CAWLING DOWNALD TRUMP AH RAYSIST

>>67697157
yeah. made me think of how im wasting away my life reading shitposts like yours desu

that all day performance by kanye west where he invited novelist and a lot of other dons is legendary

>>67697157
shannot be read

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Is this the ideal world?

>mfw most north american normies' first impression of grime is devz' grim who what where shite

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>>67696990
>>67697106
wtf i love the alt right now

>>67697125
>4 minute upload
>replies in 30 seconds
>calls it cringe

at least try watching the link you fat fuck.

imagine being in a relationship with Paul Joseph Watson.

honestly think I'd smack his fucking face if he tried that arrogant "I'm better than you" shit with me

>>67697113
Do you have to spinning cube one?

>>67697157
Hmm yes, this did get me noggin' coggin.

I am fascinated by the self styled alt-right's attempt to rehabilitate meme religions

>>67697204
most people's is she wants a man from brum actually

serious shit no playing ho

>>67697157
The Christian God isn't in three parts you heretic

The Trinity is one and each "part" is more like looking at a different angle than a separate entity

>>67697157
Because it's fucking boring, hippe shite

Sometimes you just want to kill some infidels

a gypsy prostitute just tried to rob me but I old her to fuck off and now I've got chatting to an aussie bird (who's just gone to the toilet)

this could be it lads checking out the chon now

>>67697264
bullets flyin' through the air

Business idea:

Invent a giant fan to blow the clouds away
charge the government to use it
people will want it so we have blue eyes

>>67697200
Er du skor i hovedet

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>>67697239

>>67697221
howling

>>67697299
there's loads of Aussies in Budapest it's weird

>>67697122
Try to kill those who are not: Irish, Scottish, German, Dutch, Nordic, Baltic or West Slavic. Problems of the world - solved

>>67697299
Hm can't wait to hear the rest

*says i'm walking away to the toilet but really just not interested*

>>67697299
If she comes back, you're in.

Go on my son

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>>67697205
we must defeat white genocide

>>67697325
>yo nigga, get me outta dis wack ass crystal prison

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YOU'VE HAD YOUR WORD ESS JAY DABLE U, NOW I'LL AV MINE

Got drunk last night and ran around with a bit of exhaust pipe in my mouth trying to convince people I had swallowed their car.

the gf keeps asking what I'm laughing at lads

not sure whether I should tell her about this hentai picture of Tony the Tiger and Mike Wazowski with massive cocks

>>67697318
I believe you mean skies anon

what should I read first? picked these up at a car boot yesterday

>>67697350
first time i've seen the word "son" without the word "wife's" before it in a long time

>>67697315
get goosebumps every time i listen to mista thug isolation
its just perfect. perfect anthology of memphis rap

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>>67697340
fuck u

>>67697391
read "the faq on posting images to 4chan*

youll learn loads

You're all just a bunch of fucking contrarians. When the Overton window was to the left, you were all posting Molly and Sargon etc. Now the Overton window is shifting to the right and you're not the outsider anymore, you've started PJW posting and shitting on the alt-right. Bet you'll all be posting your Tumblrs and fighting for feminism and shit by next week

>>67697369
I need your strongest potions

should i start nofap again?

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Y'all ready for some freedom?

>>67697418
Literally the best rap album of the last 10 years

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>>67697423
>when a yank banters you

>>67697418
one of my favourite rap albums

also the beat on this track is absolutely insane but the lyrics are too grim i don't want to listen to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6trrpsBU0

bitch im lugubrious my trap game the stupidest

>>67696643
Her eyes look like a Picasso painting

>>67697325
Thank you very much

searching 'bris (hybris) on the 'seek

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Hmm yes I think I will waste my night and watch West Brom v Burnley

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>>67697436
interesting theory, HOWEVER...

>>67697442
is this the noncime where all of the girls are 19th-21st century warships?

I was mildly interested to see how they'd portray them but then I heard that there was only 1 british ship and more than 5 american ones

do dogs in britain bark with a different accent than yank dogs?

ours have a nasally bark

>walk into communal postal area
>one package from china
>one package from amsterdam

highly suspicious

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4giE9QhJ48

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-acfd761e-0dff-46f7-87a4-96cec7824254
rasheed

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What is she looking at?

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>>67697515
yeah but the british ship is karen

>>67697436
alri Paul

its just a bloody joke mate calm down

I ain't got a heart
TELL THEM BOYS I'M A SKELETON
I ain't got a soul
TELL THEM BOYS I'M A SKELETON
I ain't got a brain
TELL THEM BOYS I'M A SKELETON
I just got this pistol and this chain
BOY I'M TELLIN THEM!

You see me counting stacks
You see me swerving through
You see me moving past
Playa I'm not like you

Post your Tumblrs lads

have taken to impersonating people on slow boards like /diy/ and completely derailing the thread.
it's great banter, try it some time

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say:
"Oh! Would you like to marry me?
"And if you like you can buy the ring"
She doesn't care about anything
Would you like to marry me?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone - except myself!

>>67697573
http://comfyneetpepe.tumblr.com/

Anyone got some pomade recommendations

>>67697088
Vacuum cleaner.

>>67697558
its shit then

which ship is it? I heard there was no HMS Hood or HMS Ark Royal so I won't be paying attention

Why is Bristol so underrated lads?

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>>67697515
The only important American ship is Iowa. That and Russia only has one too. The Japanese gave themselves hundreds of ships.

>>67697573
http://ihateasianmen.tumblr.com/

>>67697391
Post them then you wanker.

about to show this fucking trick what murder means

How is the Royal Family """royal""" at all? They don't even follow the original rules for hierarchy of England.

The Royal Family is cucking your country.

http://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2016/11/uk-government-confirm-move-force-isps-blocking-adult-sites.html

ABSOLUTELY HOWLING

*GUITAR RIFF*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0j5SlZmD2w

>Come in from work after spending two hours in traffic because it's raining
>Headache
>Feel ill and grim
>Mum says she's ordered me an Indian and will go get it and made my bed

Lmaoing at people who don't live with their parents. Comfy max.

Do you think he's gay???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg

>>67697640
nvm it's not actually a british ship it's a jap ship outfitted by the brits

there is a british ship though, hms warspite

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>>67697674

Water, Fruit Juices from Concentrate (9%) (Orange, Pineapple, Lemon, Mandarin, Kiwi, Lulo), Sugar, Fruit Purées (1%) (Apricot, Papaya, Mango, Banana, Guava), Citric Acid, Vitamin C, Flavourings, Colour (Mixed Carotenes), Sweetener (Sucralose).

Suitable for vegetarians

>>67697691
Nobody actually cares about the royal family. They're just a gimmick for tourists

>>67697553
Hwasa's thighs

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>>67696534

>>67697436
/brit/ has always shat on the alt-right, while agreeing with most of it's basic tenets

>>67697564
The game need a shape-up, I'm the motherfucking trapezoid

I'm fly (Why's that?)
I got money (Why's that?)
There ain't no slack in my mack

best version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTPWKleI-x4

>PJW

aaaaaah yes

>>67697715
nah

>>67697695
why are they doing this?

ok /brit/

how do i defrost chicken fast

>>67697715

this is gayer than gay porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TndBViTADMI

>>67697784
Apply heat

>>67697784
just bing it in the microwave till it looks done lad

Are you supposed to not get nightmares as an adult? I wake up i the middle of the night and run out of my room during the night quite a lot.

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>the Overton window

>>67697784
Blow on it

>>67697784
Carbonated Water, Glucose Fructose Syrup (15%), Fruit Juices from Concentrate (2%) (Apple, Orange, Raspberry), Acid (Citric Acid), Extract of Black Carrot, Flavourings, Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Caffeine, Sweeteners (Acesulfame K, Sucralose), Stabiliser (Locust Bean Gum)

swag like nicotine can't get enough
plus i'm bad for your health boy i'm dangerous stuff

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lil ugly mane peaked with this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSEl8Toxo7s

tfw no life partner

What is a national holiday you have in the UK that isnt celebrated in the US?

delirious from fatigue and it's only monday

Making fish n chips lads. Got the Cod fillets battered and the fries ready to drop in the fryer, but how does one make the best peas to go with it? Should I even bother?

I know a quick google search would provide me with ample information, but I'd like to hear from you first and foremost.

gf says she will only allow a charming, proper british man to breed with her
sent me here to recruit

>>67697817
never had many nightmares until i became an adult

>>67697839
post catchy stuff

>>67697722
jfc

bit of a shit one, not bad though

shame considering the Royal Navy (and the american navy) were the 2 biggest of the time period, the Japanese navy was utter dogshite

>hurrr muh yamato

>>67697853
easter

I had a nightmare I were Welsh

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>Horseshoe Theory

>>67697839

IF YOU SEE ME IN YOUR HOOD
I'M UP TO NO GOOD
GOT THE AK BANGIN' YEAH I'M UP TO NO GOOD
FOREVER MANE FOREVER I BE STANGIN' PERPETRATORS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovu6hnzdvRA

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Why do a lot of spaniards look Irish and vice versa? This is the king of Spain, and he looks like any lad you'd see down the pub in ireland

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>the Overton window

>>67697853
4th of July
The day they got rid of you

Shan't be giving any (You)'s over the next 4 weeks.

My return has been awfully low and I need to restore my ratio.

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>>67697885

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>>67696874
i highly recommend you try some

go to the uk or norway or something

Not sure if I'm alt right or not lads

Feel like my mind is about to tear in half

>>67697436
I'm already a TERF

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'f

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>>67697883
Yamato was just big, nothing else to it really.

>>67697899
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantid_race

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>UK ISP TalkTalk has revealed that they’ve had to add an additional 100Gbps (Gigabits per second) of data capacity to their network just to help cope with any extra load being generated by Amazon Prime’s new TV show, The Grand Tour (aka – Top Gear, but not on the BBC).

>>67697899
I don't know but I'm English with dark brown hair and blue eyes and pale skin and people always ask me if my parents are from Ireland.

Very sick of that meme desu

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Would love to see these people get absolutely heemed

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>Feel like my mind is about to tear in half

>>67697897
really like this one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx3YBVMAnhI
this guy is really great

>>67697880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlq4f8VhbyA

you just a magic potty baby bitch
uh-oh! look who got wet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cicpZMN_qMk

have to use a windows laptop at work and a macbook at home and i keep getting the fucking positioning of cmd/control wrong between them whenever i switch

reeeeeee

I've never known any trouble than an hour's reading didn't assuage

the gf

>>67697725
All shit.

Top three.

gimme space gimme room
buster cannon spray your face round the room

If your gf asked you to suck her husbands dick, would you?

>>67697941
theoretically, how do you feel about your platonic wife taking a poz load from a massive black bull while you wear a cock cage and flim it so she can sell the footage to a jewish porn producer?

>>67696620
Anybody?

>>67698047
what does this even mean

>>67698071
wouldn't be best pleased

>>67697978
the cars are sexy but the humour is basic as fuck. worse than normie workplace chatter

clarkson is the most boring and inoffensive person who happens to have appeared in a number of so called scandals

top 5 lil ugly mane coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMrIMvxvbPE

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rorke BTFO

>>67697725
only shit books read some pierre drieu la rochelle

this Lil Ugly mane isn't even rap anymore

Its just fucking shit
Dogshit

Pure dogshit

>>67698119
wtf I hate the KKK now

>>67698119
>(((lukowich)))

>>67698119
But the KKK dress like that specifically to look intimidating

the 30 minute old choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKkP3LyUPdY

Why is some faggot getting slapped about in Blackpool headline news FFS??

>>67698118
I remember listening to the spaceghostpurrp mixtape (blackland radio I think?) a few weeks after it came out and i was blown away by the whole tape. particularly this song, fucking hell 2011-2012 was crazy

>>67698119
>luckovich
of course

>>67698119
Ahh yes, because the KKK is such a popular and relevant movement in the year 2016

might get a megabus to nottingham to go to the hooters there
thoughts?

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Life idea: Move to Tibet and assimilate with a tribe who provide me with a rosy-cheeked gf

>>67698128
fucking bender

business idea: give away all my possessions and become a Tibetan monk

>>67698177
such a shame purrp went mental, this tape is still amazing

those windows pinball sounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEVKk8IhoLY

>lil ugly mane

im sharing a thread with actual retards

>>67698158
do NOT destroy my argument in a single sentence

>>67698012
>pierre drieu la rochelle

hmm no thanks

if i lived in yankland i'd join the kkk literally just for the bants

would be funny to live a normal life and chill with mates and go to work and all, and then going into a forest in the dead of night while wearing a ghost outfit, and ride horses around a burning cross

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>>67696534
>Putin
>Nationalism

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>>67698206

>>67698231
Ahh yes, piggy-backing on my post.

Off yourself you leech.

Andy Murray

Anybody recommend a good Cabernet?

In my life

Why do I smile

At people I would much rather

Kick in the eye?

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don't ctrl + f the number 9

>>67698263
Screaming Eagle

>>67697937
>Yeah nothing like a good ride courtesy of southern rails to truly experience trains

>>67698303
no

how much is fibre optic supposed to cost monthly?

around 40mbps

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>>67698263
I've got two of these

I BE THAT NO GOOD PIMP TYPE
PUNCH YOU IN YOUR WINDPIPE

*COWBELL SOUNDS*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qstdUbUwoco

>>67698326
one dollaaaaa

>>67698303
ok

>>67698329
snorted

>try no-fap
>just get hornier and hornier
>end up masturbating 8 times in one day

>>67698252
they don't do any of the cool stuff anymore

a typically kkk member burns a cross once or twice a year and mostly just sits in the woods drinking bud light before ever 3 years or so staging a small protest

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of course

might do a masturbate

not sure what too though

I have a selection of videos I cycle but feel like watching something new. Any recs?

he built up a wall to have somewhere to hide
but anxiety coming from somewhere inside

>>67698365

arli oinker

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>The jury was told that Jo Cox's killer, Thomas Mair, had a collection of around 40 sex toys known as "Dragon Dildos" at his Birstall home.

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>>67698085

#NotMyPrince

afraid i like the smell of blood
aha

>>67698252
most are really low class and aggressive people desu.

you wouldn't have any fun hanging out with them.probably a decent amount of meth and other shit drugs

>>67698314
Thanks.

Can you get it easily in this country?

serious contender for best hip hop song of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ldkNCzPLE

Lads got a job and am starting next Monday

>>67698386
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I can't do justice in a few words about what psychedelics have done for me. Suffice to say, they have helped me greatly on my own path of healing and have inspired me to embrace the world fully. When we talk of love we only have a vague sense of what that word alludes to.

Psychedelics can show us love. I hope that through the respectful use of psychedelics, many more people will discover their infinite depths of love and begin to spread it into a world in dire need of it. To quote Pierre Teilhard de Chardin: “Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.

>>67698410
requesting a citation

My grandmother was French. Does that mean I think we should just say fuck all borders and let millions of foreigners come to Britain? Fucking sick of this meme argument.

Yes, my grandmother was a French immigrant. But she didn't come to Britain with 300,000 other Frenchies every single fucking year

>>67698448
Me again.

Cunt.

>>67698206
you know parts of Tibet actually practice polyandry

>>67698456
fash hop is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpes-45zqxo

>>67698267
Because sometimes your smile can maybe make them insecure or angry (plus it's not a crime to smile).

*tuning gimmicks*..... Done
*Calibratring memes*..…..Done
*Loading modules slag, sleg, smeg, cheb, lad, la, kipper*...... Done
*Clearing runts*...... Done
*Entering /brit/.........

alri

>>67698456
the skit in the bandcamp version of this is very funny
just some bloke saying that he's calling up someone from jail and saying that his computer is broken

>>67696854
>>67696920
>>>/pol/

filthy goyim

>>67698493
fuck off muslim

>The LadBible is just a shitty spinoff of BroBible

Why dont brits create anything on their own anymore?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479547402267.webm

ROARING

>>67698267
smiling takes uses muscles than frowning x

I AM A TODDLER OF A MAN

>>67698500
cringe

>>67698518
hello 911 what's your emergency
uh yes i'd like to report a murder, dead body or somethang
where at?
in da alley

>>67698397
my shitpipe

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>>67698493
>imaginary lines should control human beings

>>67698314
The only reason Screaming Eagle sold for so much was because it was at a charity event. A bunch of rich fucks kept outbidding eachother.

so, now that I have a life, what am I supposed to do? just continue existing like a mong?

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the self-styled gf

>>67698397
gay scat

*steals the best gimmicks from /brit/ to add to my personal repertoire*

now all my real life friends will think i'm funny

>>67698471
Congrats, what is it?

>>67698568
GOAT

turns out my housemate didnt steal my post

postie just put it in the bin the utter ridiculous man

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really want a C-Class

>>67698542
HNNG

>>67698252
stellar post

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>>67698624
>postie just put it in the bin
bantered

turns out my threadmate didnt steal my post

janny just put it in the bin the utter ridiculous man

>>67698624
so you're a bitter belligerent cunt irl as well. interesting.

>>67698303
did this and my macbook crashed

did a poo lads

it was disappointing

>>67698648
cant spell Cunt without C

Why the fuck do people who live in suburbia buy 4 by 4 cars?

It really fucks me off seeing some middle aged bint struggling with her spacial awareness and she blocks the road despite the fact we live in a city.

I don't get it, is it a status thing? Who the fuck cares?

Lumpy mashed potatoes are literally inedible.

is lass used in the uk like lad is?

>>67698681
housemates are constantly stealing my cutlery/milk/food i had every right to suspect them
normie runts

Got a date with a Japanese student tonight, wish me luck lads

>>67698675
good post

Anyone have mates that post on /brit/

Old flatmate posts here often still.

Jake you round?

>>67698732
Oop nurf

>>67698648

paki/boon

>>67698713
bad drivers and parents (and of course parents that are bad drivers) like big cars because they feel safer

>>67698615
Just repeat the long bollock posts to them
That ought to do it

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need a C-Class

>>67698747
>student
nonce

>>67698768
jake here
alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpoSxTBlEwg

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>>67698675
snorted a second time
>>67698404
say that again mate go on

>>67698768
Yes, mate.

>>67698768
Yeah I know Zac

>>67698732
yeah

>>67698774
i don't understand what you intended to communicate with this post