/brit/

this is now a Lisicki thread.

Doing a remember of that time I felt a girl's thigh and she smiled.

back from the park lads
did a poo

Going to paint the EU flag on my toilet bowl so when I shit I shit on the EU flag.

I'll piss on it too.

fuck leftists

>>67693510
'howling' here

>>67693524
fuck you

>>67693524
fuck off

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>>67693510
pretty good at photoshop aren't you, is this your masterpiece too

kev's entire life can be summed up in one word: "JUST"

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crossrail

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>fuck you

>>67693524
Good lad.

Going to put a miniature Royal Navy destroyer in my toilet bowl so when I shit I shit on the destroyer.

I'll piss on it too.

>making a new thread this early

Thinking of becoming a Youtube Intellectual lads

Do I name myself after a historical figure to make myself appear cultured and important or do I go full meme to get those autismclix

Should I have a skull for a logo or is that a bit too cliche

>>67693577
me on the left

There's a literal retard on /brit/ who actually thinks Tony blair is right wing.

>>67693593
put a banana up your arse

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trump appointed a general whose nickname is "mad dog" or "chaos" to secretary of state

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>you can sit here if you want, anon

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>fuck off

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>Anon, come over here and listen to some alternative indie underground hits on vinyl

>>67693612
Fuck Blair.

Fucking cunt.

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>Tony Blair isn't right wing

>>67693645
"mad dog" is very american

I like it

>>67693650
>>67693658
Leave me alone!

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>>67693571
delete

whens the last time you guys pooped your pants?

>>67693577
what video game is this from

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>Fuck Blair.
>Fucking cunt.

>>67693720
yesterday

>>67693720
5 minutes ago

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>>67693650

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thoughts?

Still amazes me how Tony Blair could get away with calling his politics Third Way.

>>67693720
literally as i typed this

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>>67693748

I pissed myself when I was 16 before school once. I haven't been able to sleep without pissing immediately beforehand ever since.

hi again ahahahaha

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>yanks

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

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>>67693524

>>67693815
fucking hell

yanks need to be exterminated tbqh

>>67693815
howling at this

>>67693842
erm hun... houses are personal property, not private property

>>67693612
tony blair single handedly turned me off politics for life haha

>>67693815
>Mac

howling. kill yourself

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>>67693815

>>67693806
I stepped in urine in a public bathroom while wearing bare socks last week

Made me quite disgruntled

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>1479668288379.png

How can bircher muesli be so based? Genuinely confused.

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>>67693823
>Interpol were ever good

>>67693815
Haha I saw this on reddit too xD

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>>Mac

>howling. kill yourself

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why is tay tay so red pilled?

>>67693936
does it help you poo?

me 'k & ets hit a lick so we threw a monk down on a rouly

>>67693951
Is this a real quote?

*plays piano*
*smiling with pure mirth as the lads of /brit/ all turn their attention to me*
Haha you're such a lovely audience, great folks, great folks. Not waking up early tomorrow I take it? Haha I'm kidding enjoy your drinks people, you deserve it.

Anyway, back to the song, don't forget to sing along!
*fingers go back to playing the chords and the lads ITT hoot and cheer*
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad!
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
*chord playing, runts are downing drinks and singing along*
Then you'll begin to make it better, better, better, better, better... oh!
ALL TOGETHER NOW

NAH, NAH NAH, NAH NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH NAH,
Hey, Jude!

>The owners of Fabric nightclub have reached a settlement with Islington Council to reopen.
>The new licensing deal includes pledges to boost security and introduce stricter anti-drug rules.
>Under-19s will be banned from entering and anyone found with drugs, or who tries to deal drugs, will be banned for life.
>The venue was shut in September after the council revoked its licence following the deaths of two clubbers.
>It said Fabric had a "culture of drug use" which staff were "incapable of controlling".

kek they will never stop people taking pills there, there's literally no way. only matter of time before some other mong triple drops and dies and it's shut again

>watching sexcetera at 2am
is there anything lower?

>Screen Shot 2016-11-21 at(...).png

mac redditor. fuck off you simple minded cunt

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>>67693815

Opinions on Ward vs Kovalev?
Here's mine:

Ward won by 1 point on the scorecards right? So that means he won 7 rounds and Kovalev won 5 right? But Kovalev got a knockdown, so that would mean Ward would have to win 8 rounds to get that score, can anyone in their right mind sit there and tell me Ward won 8 rounds in that fight? Kovalev outlanded Ward in total punches in 6 rounds according to Compubox, he also outlanded Ward in power punches in 6 rounds according to compubox, some of the other rounds were within one or two punches of each other, he landed more overall punches in the fight, and threw far more punches overall, hence was the busier fighter, he was the aggressor for the majority of the fight controlling the centre of the ring and backing Ward against the ropes, Ward was backing up for most of the fight, he also got a knockdown and landed the more damaging punches in the fight which is evident by the damage on Wards face, he was also the champion, and not just any champion a dominant champion that has defended his belts several times, everyone knows you have to really beat the champ to take his belts, so by every measurable criteria Kovalev should have won that fight, yet three American judges gave Ward the victory over a Russian fighter. This wasn't a robbery in the sense that Kovalev completely dominated and still lost, but this was a robbery in the sense that Kovalev won in every aspect of the fight and was the champ yet still lost to the hometown boy when I think most people agree he shouldn't have, this really pisses me off and to all those defending this decision just know it's decisions like this that are leading to the rapid decline of boxing, ,in 2016 the biggest boxing ppv was 600 thousand buys, in comparison the UFC sold 1.65 million, 1.6 million, and 1.2 million, boxing is dying fast it's sad because i'm a boxer but soon most kids will be training in mma not boxing, there will be no knew talent and the sport will die completely.

>>67693993
fabric does a service to the county
the more ethnic degenerates killed by their own stupidity the better

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>>67693951
she's very observant
>>67693988
yeah

>>67693990
Enjoyed reading this post

>>67694019
Didn't read a word of this post

>>67693946
is this winston churchill?

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ah yes.

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gonna get monged off my face on these bad boys tonight

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>Ward won by 1 point on the scorecards right? So that means he won 7 rounds and Kovalev won 5 right? But Kovalev got a knockdown, so that would mean Ward would have to win 8 rounds to get that score, can anyone in their right mind sit there and tell me Ward won 8 rounds in that fight? Kovalev outlanded Ward in total punches in 6 rounds according to Compubox, he also outlanded Ward in power punches in 6 rounds according to compubox, some of the other rounds were within one or two punches of each other, he landed more overall punches in the fight, and threw far more punches overall, hence was the busier fighter, he was the aggressor for the majority of the fight controlling the centre of the ring and backing Ward against the ropes, Ward was backing up for most of the fight, he also got a knockdown and landed the more damaging punches in the fight which is evident by the damage on Wards face, he was also the champion, and not just any champion a dominant champion that has defended his belts several times, everyone knows you have to really beat the champ to take his belts, so by every measurable criteria Kovalev should have won that fight, yet three American judges gave Ward the victory over a Russian fighter. This wasn't a robbery in the sense that Kovalev completely dominated and still lost, but this was a robbery in the sense that Kovalev won in every aspect of the fight and was the champ yet still lost to the hometown boy when I think most people agree he shouldn't have, this really pisses me off and to all those defending this decision just know it's decisions like this that are leading to the rapid decline of boxing, ,in 2016 the biggest boxing ppv was 600 thousand buys, in comparison the UFC sold 1.65 million, 1.6 million, and 1.2 million, boxing is dying fast it's sad because i'm a boxer but soon most kids will be training in mma not boxing, there will be no knew talent and the sport will die completely.

>>67693988
of course not

2 absolute runts just walked into the gym with 4 cans of boost, Jesus Christ

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>check the news
>"Britain is castrating its navy"
>removes Harpoon anti-ship missles and takes away their main weapon against other vessels
>19th century vessels could probably beat them now
>entire navy of 2016 is smaller than the fleet sent to the Falklands in 1982
>in fact it's smallest navy ever since the 17th century
And why? Lack of money. If you live on an island affording Pajeet and Mateusz a 4 room flat in central London is clearly more important than the navy kek

RULE BRITANNIA

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>>67693938

>>67694034
>>67694084
Not sure who I believe desu

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VOTE YES INDYREFII
How much of a self-hating deluded coward do you have to be to vote against your natural-born countrymen, who across Scotland voted YES for their independence, but were held back by a foreign intrusion of English and European voters?

Do you honestly think Scotland is an equal partner in some fantastical utopian union? Are you daft? The English now seek to destroy yet more of Scotland's presence in the Commons by decreasing their MP count, in addition to excluding them to voting on matters which affect the vast majority of the supposed 'united' kingdom.

Alas, I am counting on your cuckolded weak-at-the-knees mental illness, which will no doubt help you to justify the pairing of the population of Scotland - ~4-5 million ethnic Scotsmen and women, with the 50-60 million English and Europeans throughout this disunited island - an equal pairing of numbers which inevitably leads to an inequitable share of decision-making clout - treating a whole country as no more than a province in a 'better together' fantasy in which decisions are ruled by a southern majority, alien in race and in heritage to the true northerners.

You advocate the political enslavement of an entire nation - SCOTLAND - purely on a summation of the vote tally, not accounting for the incompatible differences between us true natural-born Scots and our culturally and ethnically dissimilar neighbours.
Scotland Will Prevail!

imagine posting on 4chan on your phone at the gym and having the gall to judge people

>>67694107
t. Vlad

>>67694107
why do you care

Can a lad please post the picture of Deano the Manager

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>>67694107

>>67694066
careful you dont od m8 those pingers are lethal

>>67694101
please nuke london for us
thanks

it's adam and eve, not آدم and ستيف

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>>67694107
I really do hope the English continue to marginalise us, blindly giving us more powers in Holyrood at the expense of reducing our presence in the ENGLISH-dominated parliament in Westminster.

I've not even touched upon a whole host of other issues of contention which undermine your delusional nostalgic 'Bri-ish' fantasy: for example the draining of talent and educated men and women from their Scottish homeland to the English cities in the south - a fact corroborated in modern times (e.g. university student destinations) and historically by Daniel Foe (the presbyterian English refugee) who noted the decline of the incomparable Scottish industrial activity pre-union.

Oh! And not to mention the cultural genocide which is currently occurring across Scotland, as English foreigners scuttle across the border in droves, seeking out our bustling economy and our mostly homogenous population: a stark contrast to their multicultural lands, proof of their weakness and inability to defend their way of life, and culture - or lack thereof.

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>there are people on /brit/ RIGHT NOW who predicted UKIP were going to become a relevant party

>>67694140
Russia loves watching the West destabilise itself

>>67694159
Ah yes, this is surely a real quote

>>67694144
alri deano

Do you talk aboot X factor here? :) It's your favorite show isn't it?

>>67694201
i could believe it

>>67694227
>favorite
FOY

>>67694178
Ironically, they might've been if we voted remain

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*scans the horizon of /brit/, on the lookout for runts*

>£16,000 to fly first class return to Heathrow to Jakarta

fuck sakes

live in a Plaid Cymru seat so I'll probably vote Tory at the next general election

>>67694101
Please nuke London & Birmingham for us, thanks.

>>67694184
>brown Celt-nigger Anglo
>West

>>67694226
alri

cooh, limewax, gancher & ruin - deanovizm

>>67694258
Of course they would've. They're the Tory's Euro-sceptic protest party.

It's very easy to stay important by just saying "BUT WHY DON'T WE LEAVE THE EU?" and hoping no one actually calls your bluff.

>>67694280
Strange. This looked like Tim from the thumbnail.

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'kinell

>>67694339
DUKESPLACEMARLOW

HI MOOSIE

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>>67694308

>>67694178
>diane james
She was the one to make UKIP irrelevant anyway, good riddance to her.

Labour are continuing to lose their white working class vote, while deteriorating.

Tories a globalist cuck party who only got in because UKIP voters voted tories to stop Milliband in 2015.

Tories are only trying to mirror UKIP to try and gain trust from their voters, but everyone knows that tories are oming up with a plan to get us back in the EU.

Fuck the tories, and hopefully they will be out in 2020.

UKIP just need to sort themselves out and grab that Labour votes, and the rest of that Try vote who don't trust tories.

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>live in a Plaid Cymru seat

everything I don't like is post-truth and fake news

>>67694101
>navy
>relevant

lol, we have planes now Gunter.

>>67694280
love posts that incorporate this autistic runt from the louis doc x

keep it up

>>67694400
*autistic screeching*

ETSUBATSU

>>67694019
mma was always going to take over when you consider a mma fighter could destroy nearly any boxer

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>>67694369
>this entire post

>>67694189

haha alri rosy

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Gonna wear this shirt tomorrow.

Have this nagging suspicion that the people surrounding me are actually FBI agents and my current actions are all part of an elaborately planned out social experiment conducted by professional psychologists hired by the government to asses my capabilities and potential.

I suspect this because I am no longer able to spook my neighbors.

>>67694280
>>67694280
whats his famous saying again?

>>67694461
That sounds like a mild case of paranoid schizophrenia.

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>america elected a man who paraphrased a goebbels quote and did a nazi salute

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Just drove like an absolute maniac down the road lads

>>67694436
?

gf just texted saying she's bored to death

reckon she's going to be in a state over the next couple of weeks while I'm busy studying

have you heard of the high elves?

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What do you think of Tony Blair?

Was he a great leader that finally turned Britain into a truly multicultural country and rubbed the right's nose in diversity or is he a short sighted shit that committed a war crime by invading Iraq?

>>67694461
For instance, the pizza parlor girl refused to give me her name both times we met IRL. Our second random encounter was today, and our last encounter was two months and three days ago.

BOTH TIMES she ignored me and acted like she didn't want to talk.

Could she possibly know about the racist posts I've made on the Internet against white people?

She should have had the courtesy to given me her name at least, after I told her mine.

My name is very special. I do not tell random people it often.

>>67694545
HAACH

>>67693482
الله أكبر

>>67694369
This.

Conservatives think they have a landslide in 2020, but people know they're a pro-EU party.Especially with that hag, May.

Perfect time for UKIP to suppress the likes of Cuckswell, and pull themselves together again.

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Yesterday I saw an extremely large lobster

That thing could take ones arm off

>>67694545
*hrk*
*ach*
*hrk*
*ooooggghh...*

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>>67694487
Or, I could just be bored and making all this shit up.

The odds of everybody around me being an agent are minimal.

But remember that at any time, they can become an agent through proxy.

Fed agents are everywhere. In all of us.

yes, the alt right, trump, putin, katie hopkins etc espouse post-truth things. Things that don't make sense or things that aren't true but people believe them

but that's only because it's really post-"truth". The previous truth, held by mainstream media and government, is hardly true either, because they deliberately lie or hide important details to the public to maintain status quo and the system.

so it's a battle between convincing liars and fantastical liars who say things that aren't grounded in reality at all and people are choosing to believe what they want to believe. what's really true? nobody really knows and nobody's saying it so nothing makes sense.

watch Adam Curtis' Hypernormalisation for a more eloquent description

>>67694594
going to set one of these loose on my bollocks

>>67694553

immensely intelligent and gifted politician but questionable policy decisions.

>>67694553
What was the appeal of Tony Blair in the 90s?

Was he like a Bernie Sanders?

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>>67694496
fun, isn't it ...

>>67694491
I was on my way home from a fundraiser at the local mosque for crippled children today when suddenly I was herded onto a train and sent to Auschwitz

welcome to Trump's post-Brexit Britain

>>67694589
By 2020 we'll have either left the EU and the Conservatives will be held accountable for how well it's gone, or we won't have left the EU and people will vote UKIP to get rid of all the immigrants

gf always begs me to cum inside her now that shes on the pill

>>67694541
necrophile

or as I like to say,

corposenonce

>>67694553
Prison dodger

>>67694553
He turned Agloland into a brown swamp. Based

haha alri lads

>>67694647
FONT

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What is she looking at?

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>>67694647

>>67694553
should be in jail

>fall for the STEM meme
>uni gets too hard
>drop out
>clinical depression and NEETdom

I should have done history.
at least I'd have a degree.

>>67694592
stop lying

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the significant other

>>67694545
AGH, OOF, ARGH, ahhhh....

>>67694720
every politician should be

>>67694637

he managed to tie himself to a feeling of hope and prosperity among the populous after years of relatively oppressive tory rule. Look at the new labour election videos by Saatchi & Saatchi for example.

>>67694553
He was good for fixing Northern Ireland and helping out in Ex Yugo.

Think he got too cocky and naive when it came to Iraq, and his actions in increasing immigration were utterly reckless.

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>yanks

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swear to god lad if it's pissing down like this tomorrow there is NO WAY i'm wageslaving, fuck my manager

god absolutely piss wet through on the way home

>>67694774
not a fan of emotional people

>>67694818
This

Emotional people are a cancer on the world

>>67694646
Whatever happens with #Brexit, I can't see Conservatives being popular anyway.

Why would people (slowly waking up) keep pro-EU globalists as the power party?

Only thing Conservatives are going to do, is continue letting in '''child''' immigrants from Europe.

But bare in mind, these cunts WANT us in Europe. So even if we do leave, they will have another plan up their sleeves that will not benefit the ordinary folk here.

We need a Trump. #Brexit isn't going to do fuck all to fix this country.

>>67694722
This is what half the people on 4chan seem to have done

Meanwhile I did a meme business degree that was incredibly easy and landed a consulting job almost immediately out of uni

Edmund Burke was overrated

>>67694773
blair gets credit for a lot of groundwork laid by major

>>67694804
It's non stop, mental.

Shame it's not colder, I wanted snow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_x-x0gawck
Gem.

>>67694804
So you work outside?

I remember last winter was horrendous when I worked in iron binding. Even had a rainy 40m/s wind

Has anybody ever actually managed to learn to speak cockney through dream therapy?

I think that happened to me last night but I can't remember the words I learned.

I vaguely recall the cockney slang term for police was Bobby or something

Or it might have been "tin tits"

>>67694760
I can imagine a lot of white working class ''racist'' people voting for him back then, not realising they'd hate him a few years later?

>>67694774
I'd probably go to that just for the play-doh. Especially love doing collaborative "art"-y shit with girls. One of my favourite memories in uni was just scribbling on a white board with a qt.

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we all know the yellow brick road in the Wizard of Oz
but what about the red brick road?
what don't they want us to know?

Got called a racist in loblaws earlier lads

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>>67694870

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Occ03HY-KIk

Frankie MacDonald is Dancing and i am doing some New Moves and I am Getting some Exercise and I kept on Dancing and I am now Doing a lot more Dancing and Learning more New Moves all the Time Now in the Apartment Cameron Estates Sydney Nova Scotia B1P 6Y9 my rented Apartment since January 2013

>business major attracts the most plebs
>business is pretty much the art of exploiting plebs
???????????

>>67694856
>Shame it's not colder
This
I'd rather have -10 degrees than +1 degree. The rain is just so much colder and demoralising

>>67694773
>fixing Northern Ireland
My ballix.

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took a selfie lads

>Tfw met a half Pakistani half Basotho (people from Lesotho) girl a few months ago at uni
>Started dating
>She has a Canadian accent from her time spent there
>We like the same things
>Her cooking is great
>Make love at least twice a day
>Sex is 10/10
>She has the body of an underwear model
>No one has ever got me like her
>We've both changed each other's lives
>Barely go on 4chan any more
>Start doing really well at uni
>Can't stop smiling
>I'm just chilling at home, high and bored right now, waiting for her to come out of an exam that her smart sexy ass will probably ace
>It's just the beginning of our 3 month end of year vac
>She just moved into a dope new apartment
>I told her I loved her yesterday

I know I've been gone for a while /int/
Just don't wait up

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>3 of my housemates have taken showers this morning
>water is going to be freezing cold when I get in

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>>67694870
I actually speak cockney (or Danny Dyer cockney at least) myself.

t.Lambeth>Isle-of-Sheppey>Leatherhead>Dartford kid

>OI M8!

Somehow learned how to make a Bromine chemical bomb through the dream realm and managed to recall what I learned in the physical realm. Think I might be a genius, lads.

I'm not even a chemist, lmao

>>67694975
kys

>>67694945
business major is the way to go desu.

so many job options as long as you are somewhat normal looking and confident

Better than trying to beat chinks and indians in math or science. Beat them where you can, and thats being able to talk

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>>67694887

>>67694975
>>Make love
are you a yank sitcom character. who talks like this irl

>>67695030
>talk

Speak

>>67694975

well done lad, hope this is true.

*thumbs up*

>>67695051
>speak

Talk

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never realised how much of a manlet obama was

imagine being shorter than your wife and one of your daughters

>>67695055
*stabs you*

>>67694976
Me and my family all shower together to save the hot water

>>67694975
How do you deal with her paki stench?

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>>67695081
they're all fairly tall

Enjoying some cherry pie and a cup of black coffee.

I wish I were Dale Cooper.

>>67695009
The dream itself was pretty fucked up because I hid the bromine liquid into a water bottle and hid it inside the refrigerator of....my cousin....

That's pretty much when the dream turned into a nightmare.

>>67695040
looks like an eye of horus

Just sucked off my mate around the back of KFC for the bants lol x

>>67695081
His older daughter is a spitting image of Michelle

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>>67695166
The apartment exploded

>>67695081
the eldest daughter is 6"

Is there anything less interesting than someone telling you about a dream they had?

proper raining outside lads

got VERY wet

has been raining since last afternoon

hope it stops by tomorrow or the Exe might burst and my mates who live in the flood plain will get even more wet

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hmmm

>>67695228
I know some black guy got shot because he kept spouting about his dreams

>>67695228
You telling someone about a dream you had

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>>67695116
>>67695194
>>67695223
Could you tell I'd edited it to make him shorter?

This is the original.

>>67695096
good post

>>67695188
battyman

>>67695274
yes because I know that obongo is taller than mrs obongo

eatin a biscuit and still have cum on me fingers x

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>tfw Brexit killed UKIP

IRONY, WHY MUST YOU MOCK HUMANITY?

in the waiting room at the doctor

>>67695254
*frantically clicks See Now*

>>67695308
mental

i'm eating a biscuit too

which one?

>>67695274
how did you do it

>>67695308
lost at soggy biscuit again did you x

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work tomorrow

>>67695274
really don't like those fluffy inbred doggos

are the obamas too good for a labrador? or a golden retriever?

>>67695308
Soggy biscuit?

It stopped raining earlier when I was walking to work and stopped when I walked home.

Am I being looked out for by the man upstairs?

>>67695335
found a choccy digestive in the cupboard

>>67695347
""lost""

>>67695296
Was it a believable edit?

>>67695345
Photoshop

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not much for dinner

I want to parachute some heroin and fuck with the stars.

*spunks on your back while you're not looking*

>>67695383
it was tbf

If I didn't know better I would believe it, and had to check

>>67695384
britbongs don't put their ketchup in the fridge?

fucking savages

>>67695384
grim

>>67695386
how's scotland?

>>67695404
bit gay

anyone else still terrified of flying?

Been on over 200 flights in my life yet still am shaking during takeoff

>>67695408
Ty

>>67695386
samee just want to escape planet earth dude fuck donald trump one love

>>67695254
what kind of fruit is that?

asking for a mate

>>67695436
very gay

>>67695383
what part did you remove? or did just trace him and shrink?

>>67695437
poof

Just had a VERY degenerate wank

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>>67695437
Batty boy

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will probably go without sex for another 5 years minimum

feel close to declaring my obsession and sexual feelings for a girl at work

i know it will end badly though because she's in a loving relationship

Just getting in to Run The Jewels. Why has it taken me so long? Any fans here?

>>67695437
Held a girl's hand on my last flight but that's because she was scared, not me.

>>67695412
sort your life out mate

>>67695437
ponce

TIME Person of the year poll results so far:

1. Julian Assange
2. Donald Trump
3. Vladimir Putin

If any of these three win I'd piss myself.

just scoffed 3 mince pies and a cup of tea

don't regret a second

>>67695544
me second from the top

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At the doctor

>>67695484
I've stopped wanking because they were becoming excessively degenerate.

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>>67695514
gotta go 5 weeks without

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/monkey-pulls-girls-headscarf-sparking-9297381

making the braincells work overtime over this one

>>67695553
who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat bastard
you fat bastard

>>67695462
I traced around, moved it down then painted in the missing bits, the suit is odd if you look closely.

>>67695582
hope you brought enough for a tip

>>67695580
Alri

>>67695606
This is unironically more British than God Save the Queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2l_eURctMw

National anthem when?

>>67695635
The adderall this man gives me pays my rent. I wish I could tip him.

>>67695593
>Woman's face is exposed and no man is to blame
>16 people die
Ah yes

AH yes

>>67695635
my mum unironically tipped an ambulance driver once because she didn't know whether to or not

>>67695606
funny thing is I'm actually a skelly runt

>>67695384
squealing

This motherfucking weather.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67695437
it's okay you're not THAT heavy, the plane will manage

>>67695553
can't stand mince pies, ngl

>>67695709
>Canadian banter

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PAKIS

>motherfucking
foy

foy

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ffs lads there's a THICC bird in the hostel that I need to shag but the 'tism is flaring up

edit: ban related (not me janny)

someone redpill me on gaddafi

>>67695695
jfc

it's lit pham

>>67695783
he kept libya relatively stable
now that he's gone, libya's gone to the dogs

checking the bans
very informative

>>67695783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmIRYvJQeHM

>>67695811
why do I always see "he was da good guy!!1" on here?

Not a fan of this populist conservatism

Doesn't bode well for real conservatives

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>this confuses the Brit

>>67695532
the absolute state of that ketchup

>>67695755
>(not me janny)
File name suggests otherwise

>>67695847
I didn't say that he was a good guy
I just said that he kept the place stable

>>67695868
why would you put red sauce in the fridge though

>>67695874
even if it was me the bans expired anyway you legally registered dwarf

>>67695847
Because Libya had the highest HDI in Africa and developed welfare state before he was murdered and the country went to complete muslamic anarchy

>>67695847
its not thats he was good he was just the lesser evil, like Saddam Hussein and Assad

>>67695384
I should post my dad's cupboard one day
that'll be funny

>>67695412
>ah yes let me have this cold as fuck sauce with fries or whatever
nonce

>>67695888
i don't know

i've just never heard of people leaving their ketchup in the cupboard

>>67695901
fuck off nonce twat

utterly revolting

>>67695901
You are posting from a proxy

Contacting the relevant authorities

>>67695384
gib beans

>>67695384
>Puts salt on separate shelf
>Ah yes, now I'll be able to find it

>>67695924
>fries
foy

Craving maccas

is it gay to suck a dick if you don't look them in the eyes?

>>67695932
>>67695937
fuck off I'm a brit in Budapest I got here today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YduQzQjKOME

choon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRjLgSkBOGU

>>67696016
nonces not welcome

state of my life

>>67696016
are you *giggles* hungary?

>>67696016
Piss off paedo proxy poster

>>67696072
the state of your life smdh

>>67695544
wow a 2 in 3 chance of a rapist being Time Person of the year

>>67695924
>fries

fuck off

>>67696016
You are a nonce and when you finally get locked up for it, even the junkies theives and scum of this nation will hate you so much that you will be beaten by them daily.
>>67695937
Study in Denmark. Realm a shit nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM33anTtEVE

Would quite like to destroy Charlis cunt with my cock desu, lads.

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>>67696181
This 2bh

>>67696115
Nod off cuck faggot. Rape is a social construct

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>>67696068
>>67696100
>>67696166
I'm pic related you fucking mongs
>>67696083
Nah just ate haha

>>67695081
the tall daughter is stunning tbf. If she was white she'd be a 9/10.

this is the reason I want to marry a tall woman, so I can have aesthetic children.